Hazbin Hotel - Season 2 Episode 05
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00:00good morning pentagram city today's top story infamous loser alistair has been
00:25captured by the strong fizzled arms of sex icon boss it leaves us all wondering what is our tv daddy
00:36planning and you can trust us with your gossip holy shit is this true alice just been defeated
00:48i lose the phone now let's have a foot tv head where does he got a fence where i heard
00:53box fucked him with a chair in a way it's seeming the radio demons off the air i can't remember
00:58ever seeing power shit this fast we thought this money talk i thought box was just gassed up now
01:04you see past all expectations as hell as we knew it is through it shaking the financials now that box's
01:11muscles are flexed who knows what moves those fears will make nest so i've had a stroke of luck
01:18it's true but i'm not one to rest on my florals what better time to reinforce our crew grab a
01:26olive branch go knock on some dorals why should we keep crossing swords after all we're all
01:33over more you know you want to be bad with us come and make angels mad with us it's easy i hear that
01:43heaven has some pretty sick venues open a clump up make a hop up drop a beat to a man too hey prick and
01:50patch it best believe your gang fights are gonna be bad shit with exorcist blades you can fill heaven with
01:57rain oh maestro i know a tranquil realm where you can rest hey sestral there's all boring
02:07shit up there books see elder care are you serious yeah okay it's the dawn of a new regime
02:20come on come on join the winning team it's so much fun to be bad with us
02:27so bad
02:28so bad
02:29so bad
02:29so bad
02:30so bad
02:30so bad
02:31stop it
02:33i mean this is adorable
02:48sweetie what are you doing i'm trying to get emily's attention she really didn't give
02:56you a way to contact her huh not really she just kind of popped up once and i don't have a way to
03:03reach her heaven is closed down or something so now i just need to get her
03:08she doesn't see it does she
03:16it makes you feel better they look pretty thanks fanny
03:23no that one doesn't sound right in practice
03:25i'll keep at it okay thanks baggy
03:29this would just be so much easier with alistair he was supposed to host the hotel not get himself
03:36fucking kidnapped and oh god what do you think they're doing to him baggy
03:40i'm sure he's okay you know how he's always up to something
03:44but i have things handled is there anything i can help you with
03:48i don't think so baggy look the only thing that can stop
03:51fox is the proof that pen just is alive and that i'm telling everyone the truth so i just need to
03:58keep stop box
04:09oh i think i know what to do
04:28oh angel how was the group therapy session
04:31ugh i missed it i've had a headache all day
04:35but husk seems to be enjoying the therapist
04:37shit says his pretend into listen skills are put to good use
04:41it was very informative i have never heard someone come up with so many ways to say stupid
04:47adding the few to my personal dictionary
04:50i just don't understand why she left me
04:53well maybe it's because you're a moronic unthinking damn fool
04:59damn who was too nonsensically doltish to realize that you're a mindless chuckle
05:03fuck with constant gauntless perfunery maybe you should try not being a fecal
05:08minded smooth brain for once smooth brain yeah maybe
05:16am i doing therapy right i like therapy where are you headed lucifer i need to ask himself
05:23oh must be important give me the tea later
05:34i'm doing coming coming just a minute
05:36i'll be there i'll be ready i wasn't doing anything
05:39wear it i swear it oh hey charlie's coming
05:42yeah what i want to bring here come in come in just let me just come
05:48wow you really wasted no time huh sir
05:50oh call me daddy wait no call me lou what now what is it you know uh you're the king of hell
05:58right last time i checked why well i don't know how much you know about box oh the tv head
06:05guy yeah he's all over the place guy really likes to hear himself talk huh have you been uh
06:09listening to him at all nope well he's been hardcore shitting on charlie in the hotel for weeks
06:15it's it's kind of driving her crazy and i wait a second he's been yeah so you know you think you
06:21could go over and like i don't know smite him or something
06:29i'm sorry oh manastasia i'll let you in on a little secret i cannot smite him no it's kind of
06:36part of the whole hell thing you see it isn't just a place it's a it's a punishment and mine
06:42is that i'm stuck here with all these sinners can't kill them can't do nothing with them so i
06:47just have to ignore them they are all mega gross and not a single one of them has good taste in
06:51musical theater but vox doesn't know that what if you go intimidate him bluff a little it's most of
06:58hell you're a pretty big deal yeah i don't know well i'd ask alistair but you know he's unavailable
07:06so i can handle any problem a 500 times better than that dumb red loudspeaker okay if my girl is
07:16getting harassed by this fox fella then it is my time for daddy oh no don't say it like that but great
07:28um charlie sarah we need to talk to her hell needs to sort itself out first but what good
07:45would talking to her do i don't think it's a good idea you're afraid aren't you because you know we've
07:51held a massive apology i brought cookies what is he doing here i invited him i figured if anyone
07:59can help us make these decisions it'd be best to have an actual hell expert well i'm not quite a
08:04hell expert but uh yes i'm happy to help he can't be here emily this is important only the highest angels
08:11well i'm as high as you and i say he stays right so penches what do you think we should do my vote
08:20is that we should apologize maybe with some gift baskets i mean who doesn't love gift baskets right um
08:27yes well i'm sure charlie would like a gift basket with chocolat oh oh you should throw in a cheese
08:36assortment oh and a cute little plush bear that says sorry for the violence that would be so cute
08:44plus lots of tappies on it i really don't think this is a good idea how can the demons accept
08:51anything we say after what we've done well your highness a wise woman once told me that
08:57it starts with sorry so i think it's worth a try
09:07okay bye have fun
09:10it's so good to see you that third time um are you actually here or am i really dehydrated
09:31definitely dehydrated nope silly we're really here and we bring
09:37yeah oh are these taffies oh that was my contribution yeah um is pen okay can i see him
09:48the snake is fine he misses you all i'm sorry we can't bring him right well thanks guys i appreciate
09:58this basket thing uh it's it's very nice
10:06wait you're here yes we are i need you to tell hell that penches is in heaven and that box is
10:11oh okay oh sure we can do that hold on sorry it's just box has completely convinced most of hell that
10:20you all are still out to get us and that redemption isn't real and that i'm just some crazy person
10:25what's a vox yeah he's like a guy with the tv for a head it's like about this big area it's not
10:33important please i need you to come with me i heard vox has a rally today a big one if we go there you
10:40can apologize in front of his entire crowd show them all that he's a liar and and that we're sorry
10:46yes no sorry yes oh my gosh yes we're gonna need more gift baskets
10:58i took a word for this man just see what fox is gonna say
11:05how am i looking not bad you clean up nice for a tv i know so uh yeah the dancers ready
11:17and they're tens plus one eight for diversity good man
11:25are you sure you want to present yourself like this to all of hell
11:29pardon flocked by your partners with their far more impressive contribution to your flashy little
11:35clown show what really are you contributing besides noise
11:46i'm the face the face of the revolution where the have you been yes but still that's all
11:55you think they could have pulled this off without me it's me who made this happen i have the vision
12:00i have vision sure you do
12:08i should go get the dancers camera ready see you out there absolutely
12:16and actually val how about you and velvet manage backstage can't have any mistakes in the
12:22presentation i can handle the crowd you don't want us coming out just now right away don't worry
12:28you'll have your time thank them sure babe see i'm in charge here i suppose it's something excuses and
12:42lies seem to still be your specialty i try
12:46i have to thank you all for coming out to support it's such an honor and then can i
13:11oh just take a moment to say lilith be so proud of how strong hell has become
13:18resist am i right come on let me hear
13:25i love it i'm happy to serve you trust us to take on the angel
13:32me
13:41i love it
13:43you're acting on like you want teachers attention well i'm the principal of this eternal
13:48is
14:02in case
14:03Y'all have forgotten who the motherfucking people is.
14:09And I'm the serpent, I'm the flame.
14:12The mortal world is scared to take my name.
14:16I am the monkey.
14:17I'm the shit.
14:19I am a living, I'm picked up the evidence.
14:23I can scheme all year long, it's a trivia headman.
14:26I'm really a god, who are you?
14:28Just a dickhead.
14:30Wow, super scary.
14:33I see why they give you such a big hat.
14:36Quick thing, though.
14:37It's curious you stopped by to fight me nail and tooth.
14:42When all I mean to try is to dispense a dose of truth.
14:47We sinners do not need a king.
14:50We need someone who understands.
14:52A different kind of despot, bringing respite from divine demands.
14:56New order, like what Lilith had envisioned when she threatened them.
15:00She knew hell could be great.
15:02And we can make hell great again.
15:05Just imagine if we could flip the script.
15:09Take the fight back way upstairs and make them beg and say their prayers.
15:13And what would happen if we could run this ship?
15:17Waste the mainsail, paint the decks.
15:19Have a crewmate to protect.
15:21Because they want us all divided.
15:23That is how they keep us down.
15:25We got the guts.
15:26We got the hot body.
15:27We got the means to seize the crowd.
15:29If you're not fucking stupid, then you've only got one choice.
15:33Leave a popular, the people's voice.
15:38Try to picture if we could escape this fall.
15:41Never have to live in fear of days when angels may appear.
15:45Because here's the king our sinners can save their souls.
15:49Not by changing for redemption, but by taking over heaven.
15:54They say hell's too populated.
15:55That's why they exterminate.
15:57We got the number.
15:59We got the thunder.
16:00That's annexed.
16:00They're real estate.
16:02And if you want to see a new world, raise your fists and make some noise.
16:05Help us, help you by the people's voice.
16:10Manifest destiny.
16:11Long as you invest in me, the rest will all finish away.
16:13Meanwhile, this king thinks all of us is to be satisfied with an endless existence of suffering.
16:19Tell me, hell, are you satisfied?
16:22Your wife knew it was wrong, Lou.
16:24Maybe that's why she's not around anymore.
16:26I'll give it all, mortal.
16:27Here it comes.
16:28Snipe me.
16:29Silence me.
16:30That's all you angels know how to do.
16:33Help.
16:34You won't do it.
16:36You're weak.
16:38They didn't punish you.
16:39They clipped your wings and chained you down here.
16:41Well, I got no chains on me.
16:44Who's with me?
16:45Let's unite and fight for a brand new realm.
16:49Still the red dark has to be that.
16:51What makes you not to be that?
16:53I love it.
16:54Every day's our nine blocks at the hill.
16:56That's me.
16:57Our bitches never tasted sweet.
16:59Oh, yeah.
16:59You are charming.
17:01They are every sinner can be a winner.
17:03Let's see more things.
17:04The burning means you can have that fear.
17:06Do we trust the bees?
17:07You don't want to lie.
17:08It's supposed to be true.
17:10Tailbox popular.
17:12The people's voice.
17:22Uh.
17:24Hello?
17:25Oh, my God.
17:27They're here to silence me.
17:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
17:31We are here to apologize.
17:34We are sorry.
17:35Oh.
17:36Oh, really?
17:37You're sorry?
17:38For what exactly?
17:40For everything.
17:43For allowing the extermination of your people.
17:47Oh, just that?
17:49And what do you have here?
17:50Are those gift baskets?
17:57No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
17:59Wait, wait, you.
18:00You are apologizing for genocide with gift baskets?
18:07They have a sort of taffies in them.
18:09Like, really good taffies.
18:12Oh, you hear that, folks?
18:13These angels think our lives are worth really good taffies.
18:16That's what a sinner's soul is worth to heaven, huh?
18:20Oh, my God.
18:21Oh, no.
18:22That doesn't fit right for me.
18:24No.
18:25No, I...
18:26That's not...
18:27Emily?
18:28Tell us all the real reason you're here.
18:31You are here to flaunt your power in front of us
18:34because you can't stand that hell managed to land a pretty damn big hit on you,
18:39didn't we?
18:40How dare you, fucking demonic filth?
18:48No, that's not it at all.
18:50We wanted to apologize.
18:52What we did was wrong.
18:54Again with the apology.
18:56After everything heaven did to us,
18:59why would any of us forgive you?
19:02No!
19:02Why would we forgive you?
19:04You make a sense of truth.
19:06Yeah.
19:07I'm not a sin.
19:09There's something we do with that.
19:10No reason.
19:11Oh, wow.
19:12A lot of negativity here.
19:14Hollow, vapid words mocking us with trinkets,
19:18thinking that could ever make up for our fallen sinner brethren,
19:22taunting us with how little we matter to them.
19:26No!
19:26No!
19:27I'm madder than I thought I could be!
19:30We matter!
19:31We matter!
19:32We matter!
19:33That's not...
19:34Do you know how many sinners died in each extermination?
19:39Thousands!
19:46What?
19:49No, not the picture!
19:51Stop!
19:51That's not what this is!
19:53First Lucifer threatens us!
19:55Now this!
19:57Wait, what?
19:59Dad?
20:00Do not see me.
20:01I have magical implications.
20:04Dad!
20:08I'm not here.
20:09You're dreaming.
20:10This is a dream.
20:13Well, we think you are full of shit!
20:18Hell will rise!
20:20Hell will rise!
20:20Hell will rise!
20:23Hell will rise!
20:25Hell will rise!
20:26Whoa!
20:27Stop!
20:28Please, just back up!
20:30I can't get back to the room!
20:31Okay, everybody!
20:32Stop!
20:33Please!
20:34I...
20:35I...
20:36What?
20:37We'll rise!
20:37We'll rise!
20:38Help us!
20:38Help!
20:38Oh, gosh!
20:40Jesus, this isn't going to be one at all!
20:43Enough!
20:44Enough!
20:44Come on!
20:51Oh!
20:53Sinners like you are the reason I allowed for the extermination in the first place.
20:58Power hungry and violent!
20:59this angel admits it she called the extermination to silence the sinners speaking out
21:07empowering each other you did it to keep us down well we are not gonna be kept down anymore
21:15consider this a declaration of holy war i've woken up the people to the lies you angels
21:24when we pay you a visit we won't be bringing baskets we'll be bringing decimation that'll
21:34put you in caskets i'll show you what it means to be the motherfucking king of hell
21:42cause i'm the furor of my defense i am the avatar of your country west i'm your own mayor
21:53i'm the blood i am the nightmare you made when you spilled out blood so cower and hide find a rope
22:03you can swing from so say your goodbyes to your lies to your kingdom
22:08don't fly too far
22:25yes i love playing with you folks oh hello by the look on your face i say the gift baskets were a
22:33major success um something uh not chill happened down there what hell declared a war
22:43i'm sorry
22:46hell
22:51hell
22:52no no no please don't leave i promise things aren't as bad as they're making them out to be
23:03please
23:03fuck
23:06where the fuck is my dad
23:10what
23:11dad i know you're here
23:13no no matt
23:15dad what the fuck were you thinking you threatened fox
23:21sweetie i promise i was just trying to help okay you see vav knew over there told me you were
23:25having trouble with this guy and i'm sorry what wait hold on what happened he ruined everything is
23:33what happened the angels were here to set things right but thanks to him and apparently you fox was
23:40fox was able to spin it
23:42again
23:43charlie that's what fox does i thought if your dad could at least get him to back down
23:48and stop caring
23:49why didn't you ask me
23:51because you aren't listening to me you're hyper fixating on what he's saying about you
23:55because he's hurting the hotel he's ruining
23:58charlie you are hurting the hotel
24:00i know it sucks what fox is doing but you're playing his game
24:03what how can you even say that are you not on my side
24:06i am but being on your side means telling you the truth i am worried about you
24:11well don't be
24:12if you don't care about what i'm trying to do then i can just do it myself
24:16fine you want to bury your head in the bullshit be my guest
24:22i think you should leave dad
24:35you have fucked things up for me enough
24:40okay
24:47okay
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