Hazbin Hotel - Season 2 Episode 03
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00:00Oh my god! Oh my god!
00:30Guys! Holy shit! Holy fuck! Emily just appeared to be in an office with portals!
00:38Oh, there, Charlie, babe. Remember what we said about breathing and it being a good thing to do?
00:43Emily just portals in front of me all, hey, it's me, Emily. Heaven is closing down because you killed a bunch of angels and everyone's scared, but don't worry. Oh, yeah, and also Sir Penteous is here in heaven. Okay, bye!
00:53Penteous is in heaven? That means the hotel works.
00:57I can't believe it. We did it! We did it! Adoption is possible, Maggie! I knew it! I knew it! Ha, ha, ha! I gotta let everybody know! Ha! Ha, ha, ha! Charlie, hang on. Wait up.
01:10I thought Charlie said no more drugs.
01:15Charlie, are you absolutely sure that's what Emily said?
01:18I'm a thousand, million, zillion percent sure! Ha, ha, ha! I said this amazing, Maggie!
01:23Oh, I couldn't wait to see the look on Dad's face when he finds out!
01:26Okay, a lot is happening. Everything we've been working for has been proven right, on a Thursday.
01:31What? I don't, I would never, who, who even advertise on the Zeppelin? I, I, I, I guess Penteous would, huh?
01:42Right, focus, Charlie, Charlie. I gotta get this taken down before all of the pentagram sees and they start-
01:47Whoa, whoa, whoa, Charlie, before you get any crazy ideas, what was that about Heaven going into lockdown? Did Emily say why? Can we talk to her? Are the extermination still on? Or did they even show you that Penteous was actually there? Wait, what are you doing?
02:06Uh, just sending off a little strongly worded email to Box Tech explaining that not only am I, he, he, he, not a dictator, but also to send their top reporter over here right away so we can clear the hotel's name with an exclusive interview!
02:18Hmm, and we need to do this right now because-
02:22Because it's the perfect opportunity!
02:26Okay, I do one quick little interview before dropping the absolute bombshell that redemption is possible!
02:34Our message is broadcast to all at Pentagram City. People will flood to the hotel wanting to be redeemed. We redeem them! Then Heaven will go,
02:43Oh gosh, Charlie, you are like so cool and your hotel is great and let's work together and be friends forever!
02:50Yeah, I'm just not sure reaching out to the overlords trying to make you look like a horrible monster is the best idea.
02:56But this changes everything! Baggy, it's a big story! I bet Box Tech will change their tune when they hear it!
03:05Just take care of the guests for me until I'm done!
03:07Okay, love you, bye!
03:08Duh-duhduh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh...
03:15Old beer!
03:19No way!
03:20Gee, velvet!
03:22You're fuckin' kickin'!
03:26Looks like we got a spit thing!
03:29well i'll be damned i guess the kid actually did it what the actual fuck what do you mean
03:40this isn't fucking funny you actually believe her crazy talk i mean benches was kind of a big softy
03:46i guess all that apologizing and crying really paid off yeah no dude was an absolute dick
03:53just some wannabe overlord simp that kept messing with my shit every chance he got for the past
04:00fucking forever but how the fuck does that get you redeemed i'm not saying i knew the guy i'm just
04:05saying it makes sense if anyone was gonna make it up there it was him or maybe angel on a good day
04:13oh them's fucking words kitty chug i'd love to i mean guess i didn't really know the guy huh
04:22i figured he was kind of soft when he did his whole weird ass remember me bullshit but you know
04:29that baxter guy was spouting some shit about them working together when he first arrived
04:34sure you could ask him a thing or two if you're wondering i'm gonna get some air
04:40his room's in the basement i'm not fucking going okay bye bitches
04:47okay
04:51alistair alistair alistair guess what you're never going to believe
05:02oh wow that was fast uh welcome to the has been hotel oh it's a pleasure to finally meet you
05:09princess oh and where are my manners the name's fox ceo of voxtech entertainment
05:15and this is my lovely associate velvet
05:18it charmed
05:20anyway you said to send the best and i just couldn't miss this opportunity to interview
05:25hell's most controversial figure and her apologists now where's alistair alistair
05:31i mean he's right he he's out you'd think the so-called host of the hotel would greet guests at the door but what do i know about running a successful business velvet sweetie what are we working with here it's skipping tacky
05:48shitty lot in clashing things and too much red
05:52well i can make it work perfect but before we begin princess you know what this place really needs
05:58the new voxtech 150 inch tv right over there brought to you by voxtech
06:05you're welcome oh wow thank you now if i could just direct your attention over to this really
06:12important thing that i want to tell you and rolling take a seat right over here princess let's start with
06:16something easy what's your plan for the next extermination
06:20and will you be protecting everyone not just your uh favorite characters
06:24what no they won't be protecting interesting is it true you believe sinners need to change
06:32literally everything about themselves in order to be redeemed and that the morning stars currently
06:37dislike 98 of the population of sinners dislike sinners what i mean my dad hate sinners interesting
06:45and the main question on everyone's mind what actually i kind of sort of lied about wanting to
06:53give an exclusive interview what liar because i have bigger news huge exclusive news and i wanted
07:02voxtech to be the first to hear it keep rolling well one of our guests sir penches has been redeemed
07:12redemption is possible which proves that the hasman hotel actually works take that fuckers you can't be
07:21serious that's good television congratulations princess bring the lucky sinner or should i say winner
07:30on down found it start a live broadcast whoa wait wait well he's not actually here anymore since you
07:38know he's in heaven now that's how redemption works you go up oh then how will you prove these
07:47fantastical claims and how do you know he's actually up there the little angel blind i'll tell you that
07:53yes well technically she used a portal so um i think we've heard enough velvet call the limo what you can't leave yet
08:01you just got here and my news isn't even out there sorry princess while it was fun being lied to and all i can't broadcast
08:07this without proof but the last thing i want to do is spread misinformation wait wait wait wait i'll prove it
08:16yeah we'll redeem someone right here right now all i ask is you film it so everyone can see what the hotel
08:24really is now that could be something velvet get your camera ready let's get some b-roll of the hotel princess
08:30yes let's walk and talk who are we redeeming and why
08:46i have learned to announce yourself woman you work for vox tech
08:51you little sheep i'm a bioscientist in hell of course i work for vox tech now i'm very busy
08:57why are you here and what will it take to make you leave huh i don't know where it is upstairs you
09:04used to know penches we were partners oh so you were like wait yeah partners but i was clearly superior
09:15and that's all there is to know do not watch give me the full story or the left gets it okay okay
09:22pop we used to work together back in the day i specialized in bioengineering
09:29and he in the boring engineering together we crafted various wonderful creations that we shared with the
09:38citizens of hell in hopes one day we could gain enough favor to become powerful overlords
09:44however it quickly became apparent that his silly contraptions were too outdated to gain us
09:50interest whereas my bio experiments won the attention of men eventually the trenches found my experiments
09:59far too violent and so he took the eggs and left to continue his frivolous turf war scheme with that
10:06woman he was obsessed with you i think strange guy i guess now have i satisfied your request i'm allergic to
10:17recollecting achoo fox you have to be such a little freak i'm going through something here i implore you to
10:24go through it elsewhere like through the door you know what fine i'm going thanks i guess shithead
10:37i'm going through it
10:48i'm going through it
10:50i'm going through it
10:51these elizian nights
10:53alone in the golden skies
10:57lost in the memories of how it used to be when it was only you and me
11:03and our old petty slides i found home in those messy fights somehow i couldn't see the cloud of debris
11:13at the scene of the crime and they say time heals the wounds but the wounds are what i missed
11:22cause every brush with death meant much more than a kiss
11:28can you hear me calling from way the fuck down here
11:35those all the days are crawling
11:38who are the best of all my years
11:41i'm born as fuck without you
11:44are you born without me too
11:47i'm longing for just one number
11:50i'm beating the mist out of you
11:53turn four what's the song how the hell she gets on
11:56balls and boys kill that candle
11:58i'll be lodging in your scramble
12:00oh sure
12:00get it
12:01get to one cap of my ship
12:02if you say so i'm gonna go
12:04oh my god it's gonna fall
12:06another exciting sin city night
12:09the shield is lost in your after way
12:12glorious bloodshed unto neon lights
12:14i will destroy your asthma
12:16they say die and heal the wounds
12:19but the wounds are what i miss
12:21and every brush with death
12:25meant much more than a kiss
12:29can you feel me falling
12:33though i don't know if it's love
12:35can you feel me falling
12:36can you feel me falling
12:37can you feel me falling
12:40but i still taste the blood
12:42i still taste the blood
12:44i know i tried to kill you
12:47and you tried to kill me too
12:52you blew a hole right through my soul
12:55while i was beating the peace out of you
13:00beating the peach
13:05out of you
13:13hey charlie you said you needed us
13:15and i still think about that little
13:17koala falling over at the zoo
13:22whoa whoa what the fuck are they doing here
13:25oh hey maggie i was just showing box
13:28and velvet here how our confidential
13:30group venting sessions work
13:31oh that is so great hey can i borrow you
13:35for a sec charlie what the unholy
13:38fuck when you said you were messaging
13:40box tech i thought you just talked to
13:41some reporter on the street not the
13:43fucking media overlord
13:44okay well first technically he is a reporter
13:49i think and secondly the other thing charlie why are they here
13:52you're aware those two crazy fucks hang out with my ship
13:55fuck boss valentino and a part of the v's and you still
13:58let them in here the fox is probably broadcasting to val oh
14:02fuck fuck fuck
14:04huh charlie listen to me i don't know what they promised you but i'm telling you right now
14:09they are bad fucking news horrible fucking news
14:12i've talked to vox and he assured me that he's just here to film the hotel
14:16and put out a special tonight about what he sees here on the small tiny
14:20tiny teensy teensy condition that we uh redeem someone
14:26yeah now that's where you come in angel what
14:30really done it now princess charlie we don't even know how
14:34penches got redeemed how do you expect us to replicate that on tv and i ain't
14:39being your little guinea pig especially in front of fox he gets off to watching
14:43people suffer dude is an absolute
14:45cunt fuck but angel come on you're the one here closest to getting redeemed
14:50look you've quit drugs mostly you've been nailing your chore chart
14:55sort of and now that we know it can work we have an easy step-by-step guide to follow
15:00charlie uh i don't know it now i normally stay the hell out of all this redemption business
15:06but she's gonna point their legs besides if flathead and baby barbie try anything i'm
15:11sure alice is floating around here somewhere ready to throw down
15:14angel i realize i'm asking a lot but you've just made such great progress lately
15:21i bet you're one good deed away from redemption already
15:26please hi sorry are we interrupting something we don't really have all day
15:32i was just looking for a volunteer then you went to angel does i'm guessing it's because he's such a
15:38pleasant person to be around how don't they the star power is always good for viewership charlie
15:45picked him because if anyone around here is gonna make it he will ah i didn't know they'll let
15:50that stay here too cute what do you say kid this case you make it worst case you still stuck down
15:59here with me and we down a couple of rounds with cherry later you know she ain't gonna let up
16:04uh you both owe me for this big time all right show me redemption
16:14step one say you'll get it done make redemption your resolution
16:19step two step two bid the booze adieu a sober mind's prime for absolution step three
16:27dignity try dressing more modestly step four be the poor
16:31create you that fancy whore five six seven eight come on buddy concentrate
16:35change some babies and help the ladies across the street
16:39is in these three come on angel you're far from shameful just misunderstood you can be good for
16:47all you skeptics pay close attention we'll speed run from your attention step nine give a homo a
16:55dime yeah no way this story is bogus step ten two one two nine again again
17:01just in case the angels are charted in over step eleven no question this deck gets to heaven
17:06step twelve what the hell penches was 14 right now 13 14 15 16 better nice or faster quickly
17:12wear this hot pad and build a rocket you gotta commit you're sticking with it
17:16stop have depression and egg obsession and a leathery hood
17:20you'll be good or good and save a friend from a certain tomorrow
17:24stop spot maybe the key is self-sacrifice if you offer up your life with your intention
17:29the speed run from your attention
17:36for our final attempt a poor helpless damsel has been tied to the train tracks by me
17:44the diabolical dammy jumbad
17:47i shouldn't have said nothing help i'm stuck oh whatever
17:56the five o'clock train was a deadly weapon tied to the front
18:04right on time for once if only there was a big strong man willing to sacrifice himself to save the poor
18:15damsel just like the great
18:18and i definitely don't have a way to stop this train in case things go bad
18:25pretty sure one of val's pornos opened just like this add plagiarism to the list
18:30i'm a big strong man with so many redeemable qualities
18:36all right no no no come on charlie this ain't gonna work i ain't nothing like pain
18:41charlie who is this charlie character the diabolical danny doopard does not listen to our friends
18:52oh no look out sheriff dust the train is reaching the drop down sir
19:01this is dumb i ain't doing it charlie but angel this is our last chance to but
19:07okay
19:15oh yeah i noticed your little train didn't actually pose any risks so i took the brakes off
19:19you're welcome you're welcome what you what nifty stop the train
19:26nifty stop
19:35oh yeah sure thing except you tied me to the
19:39fuck charlie i said i am
19:44angel the brake they're cut
19:52angel
19:57damn you two okay charlie what the
19:59fuck happened angel husk i'm so glad you're okay
20:05i'm sorry charlie it's okay i know you didn't mean it i'm fine
20:09the hell you are what was that you could have got yourself killed what you can't be serious right
20:16now you're mad at me i saved your fucking life yeah by jumping in front of a train you idiot
20:22you pull shit like that again enough oh i'll fucking spank you pull what
20:27shit what the shit that you volunteered me for yeah because i know how much you actually want this
20:33no you know what forget it this is why i never say
20:37shit i'm out i'll say it again i don't need your help whiskers
20:49the tension the drama oh what a show
20:54unfortunately princess it seems angel is still here and remains an irredeemable piece of
21:02shit who saw that coming all of us really no i i just know it is possible even though we tried
21:11everything penchus did there's gotta be something i'm missing look charlie angel is not penchus
21:17and things have already gotten out of hand today just send these assholes home he's not penchus
21:22maybe maybe that's it okay we have been trying to recreate penchus's redemption but maybe
21:29maybe maybe what he did redeemed his own sin that's why it didn't work for angel all we need
21:37to do is have angel act against his sins whoa there touch not here and not today remember that
21:45lesson on boundaries oh come on we won't judge you angel you can tell me then we can redeem you
21:51it ain't that easy charlie now drop it it really isn't is it don't you dare
21:57asshole tell me princess what exercise could one do to be forgiven for being uh stop murder
22:06you shut the fuck up don't you dare call me that killed your dad right at least that's what val told
22:12me what did he do hit you hey that's enough whoa careful now princess that's no way to speak to a guest
22:20you asked i answered you can shit on me you can mock me but i won't allow you to push my friends
22:29around like that okay i don't care who you are i think it's time you two leave now that's rich i'd like
22:36to remind you that you invited us here yeah but now she's uninviting you all because angel got his
22:42nick is in a twist sad fine we have a reservation at dante's inferno anyway very nice place you could
22:49never afford it but how about one last question for the road princess do you think i could be redeemed
22:58i believe anyone can be redeemed right then i can almost see why alistair humors you
23:05oh and angel i'll be sure to tell valentino you said hello come now velvet it seems to me not
23:14everyone is welcome here at the has-been hotel i'm afraid not until next time princess voxtech trust us
23:24with your public image damn it fox again fox angel i'm so sorry can we please talk no sorry starts to
23:36lose meaning after a while charlie but i suppose i should be grateful you're willing to still apologize
23:42to someone as shitty as me right angel no you're my friend no matter what happens at least now you know
23:48what you're working with why don't you go ask fox the next time you need to pry out more
23:54shit about my life so i didn't realize i didn't just give him some space it's been a long day for everyone
24:13that was perfect did you get the moment where she noticed the brakes
24:17oh i got it at three angles babe gotta say the angel dust trauma dump was a nice touch thank you
24:25thank you now what's the recap got a live art that's trending a failed compilation on rocks tube
24:32and a commercial ready to go want to run it now run it want to know what really goes down at the
24:37has-been hotel who charlie morningstar is and can you trust her i lied i'm dirty too bad we took a visit to
24:46the has-been hotel so you don't have to featuring interviews from real people with real stories when
24:52we arrived at the hotel the vibe was definitely off i remember walking in and charlie coming at me with
24:59an open feast next thing on view she struck me for more truth tune in for has-been hotel behind closed
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