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00:00Don't you want to wrap it?
00:01No.
00:01It's okay.
00:02An eyeglass repair kit.
00:03Knocks the throat lozenges.
00:05A dirt bike magazine.
00:06I might want to look at that when you're done.
00:07This cost you $30?
00:09No, it was like $8.
00:10When can I have my candy?
00:11Relax, Julie.
00:12We have $20 worth.
00:14Chuck it.
00:14Hey!
00:15Mom, what's for dinner?
00:15Why don't you have some candy?
00:17Yay!
00:18Does mom seem okay to you?
00:20What do you mean?
00:21Mmm.
00:21Skinny Fonzie.
00:23Honey?
00:24What?
00:24What's wrong?
00:25I gave them $30 to buy me something nice.
00:27They spent it all on themselves.
00:29They don't even care that it's my birthday.
00:31Those boys are going to hear from me, let me tell you.
00:33You boys are in so much trouble!
00:36You've got to help me on this.
00:37I can't believe that you could be so thoughtless!
00:39We all screwed up really big this time.
00:41Why are you yelling at us?
00:42Sorry isn't good enough, mister.
00:44I forgot your mom's birthday!
00:47No!
00:49What?
00:50What?
00:50Here it is.
00:51Such a nice, nice gift.
00:54I can take care of this tomorrow.
00:55I'll bring it into work.
00:56Oh, no, it wouldn't be any trouble at all.
00:57I'd really hate to put you out.
00:58Don't be silly.
00:59Give it!
01:01It's a bread maker that I paid $129 for!
01:05Honey?
01:06Where are you going?
01:07Wherever I want.
01:08When are you coming home?
01:09Whenever someone in this family gives a damn.
01:11We're all thoughtless jerks.
01:12What did we do?
01:13Mom gave you money to buy her a present.
01:15And you spent most of it on candy.
01:17And the rest on her presents.
01:18How would you feel if mom didn't buy you a present?
01:21Mom's not buying me a birthday present?
01:23That's not what I'm saying.
01:24It's my birthday!
01:25Frances, it's mom.
01:26We've never made a big deal out of her birthday.
01:28She said she'd be happy with whatever we got her.
01:30And was she happy?
01:31Oh, man.
01:33We suck.
01:33Oh, thank God.
01:35So what do we do now?
01:36Hang on there, Timmy.
01:37Can I, uh, talk to you for a second?
01:38Happy birthday to you.
01:40Happy birthday, dear mom.
01:42Happy birthday to you.
01:46Happy birthday, honey.
01:47What are you doing, Hal?
01:47I'm sorry, mom.
01:48Me too.
01:49Lois, honey, come home, please.
01:50What do we have to do?
01:51A lot of things.
01:52If I come back, you guys are going to make some changes.
01:54Anything.
01:55Whatever you want.
01:55I don't ever want to have to remind my own family that it's my birthday.
01:59It will never happen again.
02:00And one night a week, I don't want to have to fix dinner.
02:02Good.
02:02Fine.
02:02No problem.
02:03And I want dirty laundry in the hamper, not on the floor, not over a lampshade, not shoved
02:07in some mattress crack.
02:08No problem.
02:09It's just that easy, huh?
02:11Yes, it's just that easy.
02:12And why do I even have to ask?
02:15It's so obvious I need a little human consideration.
02:18I shouldn't even have to ask.
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