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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:22Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:30What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:47You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:01:00Perhaps simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:08Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:11I'll destroy you, Jake-Man.
00:01:12I will destroy you.
00:01:13I can't do my best work.
00:01:18I can't do my best work.
00:01:20Not quite.
00:01:21Oh, I can't do my best work, but...
00:01:22It's so terrifying!
00:01:23No, I'm not going to look.
00:01:24What would you do?
00:01:25I can't do my best work.
00:01:27I can't do my best work.
00:01:28Nothin' left behind
00:01:32Sorry I got over, Celeste
00:01:40Real love just makes me jealous
00:01:52Break up?
00:01:58Yep
00:02:02My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend
00:02:06Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
00:02:10My boyfriend
00:02:12Ex-boyfriend
00:02:14Who's sleeping with my best friend
00:02:16Ouch
00:02:18How about I
00:02:20Buy us a drink
00:02:22And you can tell me about it
00:02:24Okay
00:02:28That's all this is is an invitation for something more
00:02:32Oh, of course not
00:02:34I would never take advantage
00:02:38Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having
00:02:42To heartbreak
00:02:52Finding true love
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00:04:42I hope you don't mind. I raided your fridge.
00:04:46Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:53Um...
00:04:55We didn't... you know...
00:04:58With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:12I mean, you're very...
00:05:15You're a very attractive man. I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr... Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:25Right, how could I forget?
00:05:27You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:31Your idea, not mine.
00:05:33I almost forgot.
00:05:40Oh, sorry. I...
00:05:45Wait, I...
00:05:46I thought you slept on the couch.
00:05:47I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:05:48And I said you felt the same.
00:05:50Sorry, I...
00:05:51I get a little flirty...
00:05:52When I'm drunk.
00:05:54I don't mind it one bit.
00:05:55Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:05:56I'm so sorry.
00:05:57I'm so sorry.
00:05:58I'm so sorry.
00:05:59I'm so sorry.
00:06:00I'm so sorry.
00:06:01I'm so sorry.
00:06:02I'm sorry.
00:06:03Wait, I... I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:07I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10And I said you felt the same.
00:06:13Sorry, I...
00:06:15I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:19I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Sweat.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:30Especially that one. I mean, even the name...
00:06:34Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:00I didn't press charges.
00:07:05Because you love me?
00:07:07I care for you. But no.
00:07:10I don't love you.
00:07:11We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:18Take care, Elise.
00:07:19Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished...
00:07:29You'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All.
00:07:34Mine.
00:07:35What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:36Can we please just talk?
00:07:37I want my best friend back.
00:07:38We're too damn bad.
00:07:39I don't want to hear it.
00:07:40Now, please, can you go?
00:07:41Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, stop.
00:08:12Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:15I love you and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:22Hey, Lily.
00:08:23Lily, I want you to be in love and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:45That jerk, he lied to me!
00:08:53Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
00:09:07With potential for true love guaranteed on every match and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:25everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:29That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:32And I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:35How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:56I never want to see you again!
00:09:57I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:08You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:11Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:27And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:37I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case...
00:10:45Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:47All set, boss. Cameras in every room.
00:10:51Perfect.
00:10:53It's time for the contingency.
00:10:57Mmm.
00:11:03The last three years of my life,
00:11:05led to this.
00:11:09I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:11I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:14Here's to you.
00:11:16Gorgeous.
00:11:17Whoever you are.
00:11:28I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:37Life's a dream.
00:11:39Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:42She's right, Lily. This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:46You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:49Lily, one day you're going to look back at this-
00:11:51No! If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:54Lily, this is serendipity.
00:11:58What is?
00:11:59Love Swipe. It just released a new update.
00:12:01Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:03You're trying it.
00:12:05No the hell I'm not. Give me that back.
00:12:07You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:10Fine. Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:13No way.
00:12:14You can't pee.
00:12:16Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:17I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:18You can't pee.
00:12:19Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:20I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:22This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:25He-what?
00:12:27Here's the plan.
00:12:28So you go on his Facebook youtube channel and I'll never forgive you, girlfriend.
00:12:35Uh-huh.
00:12:36He can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:06I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:34What?
00:13:36Lily, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never ever...
00:14:01I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:05Let's just say I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:13You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:17Shall we?
00:14:17Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, thank you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:42Let the games begin.
00:14:54Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:00Okay.
00:15:02Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you with lunch
00:15:09at school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:14So I just make a run for it when, uh...
00:15:19You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:34Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried a lot.
00:15:39It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:41Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:58It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:06I'm so sorry.
00:16:11I have to go.
00:16:27Like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:29I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:16:55I don't know.
00:16:59What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:12This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:25Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:36What did you say?
00:17:38I said I believe in love.
00:17:41But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:47I'm sorry.
00:17:55My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she jumped in to save me.
00:18:22And I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:42I've never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:52And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with her.
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:04I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:16For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21For listening to mine.
00:19:22Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:51All right.
00:19:56Let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21You're the Love Swipe guy.
00:20:25Love Swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What?
00:20:31No, you're the bi-
00:20:32Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:38I totally had the wrong person here.
00:20:42Let's dance.
00:20:43You can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh, yeah.
00:20:46I hear me.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:49Mama.
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:51See?
00:20:51I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh-oh.
00:20:56You're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open it up.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:58Come in.
00:20:58Come in.
00:21:00Come in.
00:21:00Come in.
00:21:00Come in.
00:21:01Come in.
00:21:03Ooooooooh...
00:21:09Ooooooooh...
00:21:23Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:33Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:40You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:47Okay. Here it is.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but...
00:21:55This one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:21:59And...
00:22:01They were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream, because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:12Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:21What about you?
00:22:28Oh...
00:22:29You know, I...
00:22:31I was just...
00:22:32Fired.
00:22:33Rather dramatically.
00:22:35From a major social media company.
00:22:38Right as it was getting huge.
00:22:40So...
00:22:41So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:22:51Why did you...
00:22:52want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you, I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work...
00:23:08in a...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very...
00:23:15secret...
00:23:16startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I...
00:23:19wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:23:21So I just...
00:23:23Oh, I...
00:23:24I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:32Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:37What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?!
00:23:42I need to see Jake get what's coming to him!
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up!
00:23:50Alright, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:01Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03Lily doll.
00:24:04See what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:07Something in.
00:24:09Yeah, alright.
00:24:10A little harder.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:12Alright, yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:15Good job.
00:24:16Alright, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:23Yeah, fine.
00:24:24Just...
00:24:25There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26Alright, next.
00:24:27Bud.
00:24:28Come here.
00:24:29Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:32Uh...
00:24:34No.
00:24:35Not me.
00:24:36Let's see your ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:40What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:42I don't know.
00:24:43But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:49Jake!
00:24:50I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54Wonder girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08I'm sorry.
00:25:09I can't protect you.
00:25:11What's this guy's deal?
00:25:13I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:16Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy!
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:31Next time...
00:25:33I ask if I need help...
00:25:36Let's get out of here.
00:25:53Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:02Ugh.
00:26:03Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just...
00:26:08Right there.
00:26:19You know, you didn't have to...
00:26:20Bring me home.
00:26:23I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:27Not a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Not yet?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:35Oh, my.
00:26:36Oh, my.
00:26:41Yeah, yeah.
00:26:42It's here.
00:26:43It's here.
00:26:44Come here, and I'll show you.
00:27:02All my life I was looking for a sign
00:27:06Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind
00:27:12It should be a truth
00:27:23You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen
00:27:42It's yours
00:27:49You can touch me
00:27:53Hold on, hold on a second
00:28:08It's okay, I want you
00:28:10Please stop
00:28:13What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you so much
00:28:21I have to wait for the app
00:28:26We have to wait for the app
00:28:30Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app
00:28:32I know
00:28:36The app isn't stupid
00:28:39I'm sorry, I really...
00:28:42I just think we should wait
00:28:47Okay
00:28:50Fine
00:28:51I guess I'll see you at our next date
00:29:03That was too damn close for comfort
00:29:08I've got to take things up a notch
00:29:13It's time for the contingency
00:29:14What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:34What are you talking about?
00:29:36Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:36Don't even try to stop me
00:29:37Lily, please
00:29:38Please tell me where she is
00:29:39Lily, please tell me where she is
00:29:40Lily, please tell me where she is
00:29:41Lily, please tell me where she is
00:29:44Okay, don't lie to me
00:29:46I will end things right here
00:29:47I won't even be mad
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake
00:29:52I've been cheated on before
00:29:53Tell me where she is
00:29:54There's no one here
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about
00:29:59It was just here
00:30:08What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email
00:30:12With nudes of some woman
00:30:14In your apartment
00:30:14And they weren't selfies
00:30:15So I know that you took them
00:30:16I'm sorry
00:30:18But there is
00:30:20No woman
00:30:21Naked or clothed
00:30:23In here
00:30:23You are the only person
00:30:27I want naked in my apartment, Lily
00:30:28Really?
00:30:31I swear it
00:30:31I'm sorry
00:30:33I swear I'm not crazy
00:30:35I just
00:30:36I can't go through that again
00:30:37You won't have to
00:30:39I promise
00:30:45What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind
00:30:56I want you
00:30:58Right now
00:31:00Baby, it's you
00:31:10It's you
00:31:13It's you
00:31:14It's you
00:31:15Jake, stop
00:31:37Sorry
00:31:42I'm sorry
00:31:45I just
00:31:46I really
00:31:47Want to
00:31:48It's just
00:31:49I'm still shaken up
00:31:50By those photos
00:31:51And you know what?
00:31:55Love's vibe is working
00:31:56I think we should wait
00:31:59Okay
00:32:01Yeah
00:32:02We can wait
00:32:04I would never want to pressure you
00:32:07I promise
00:32:09As soon as love's vibe gives us permission
00:32:16You can have me
00:32:19All of me
00:32:22Yes
00:32:33Oh no
00:32:51So he's definitely not a
00:32:55A date rapist?
00:32:56No
00:32:57I found the condom
00:32:58The next morning
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman
00:33:00Who slept on the couch
00:33:01And made me eggs
00:33:02You're
00:33:03Sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust
00:33:07But yeah
00:33:09Yeah, I do
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech
00:33:12Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:17There
00:33:17There's something we need to tell you about, Jake
00:33:19Something you may
00:33:20Not want to hear
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:26I wasn't reasonably talking about
00:33:28I'm joking
00:33:28Yeah, you're being an ass right
00:33:30I don't know
00:33:30See smoke
00:33:32Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine
00:33:40Ask Jake about his work
00:33:44Finally, I can see what's happening
00:33:46Now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:49I should push him to tell the truth
00:33:51And then he'll be mine again
00:33:53My friends didn't pawn yet
00:33:56You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise
00:34:00Every single time we come here
00:34:01They
00:34:01Yeah, didn't they cheat on you
00:34:04Behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app
00:34:08Okay
00:34:08Okay
00:34:08Can we not
00:34:09Blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright
00:34:18You're a 30 under 30
00:34:19What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech
00:34:26I told you
00:34:27My friends
00:34:30They received an envelope with documents
00:34:33Saying that you're an app developer
00:34:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him
00:34:42Okay
00:34:45I'm going to tell you
00:34:47But that's because I trust you
00:34:50And you have to promise
00:34:51Not to tell anyone else
00:34:53Okay?
00:34:54Okay, I promise
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:56I'm uh
00:34:59I started a
00:35:04I started a nap
00:35:09And I'm looking for investors
00:35:13And I'm just
00:35:14Poor app developer
00:35:15Looking for backing
00:35:17I'm sorry
00:35:19But do you believe me?
00:35:22Of course I believe you
00:35:24Just
00:35:24Thank you
00:35:27Thank you for being honest with me
00:35:28Oh, she wants honesty
00:35:39Or she's going to get it
00:35:41So
00:35:54What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Or you're still a rich tech guy
00:36:02But just not as rich
00:36:03As a super rich tech guy?
00:36:04All I can say is
00:36:06If this app takes off
00:36:08I'm not going to need to worry about money
00:36:10You got this
00:36:12Okay
00:36:15Lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:17That's so crazy
00:36:18It's almost like it's listening to our conversation
00:36:20Actually, it's
00:36:22Perceived intuition is
00:36:24Machine learning
00:36:25From thorough scrapping of social media platforms
00:36:28How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:35Well
00:36:36I'm not scared of some lie detector test
00:36:38There's nothing
00:36:39I wouldn't tell you
00:36:40Do you feel the same?
00:36:44Yeah
00:36:45Actually, there's somewhere
00:36:47I gotta be
00:36:49We should get out of here
00:36:49I've got you right where I want you
00:36:56Lily Niblock
00:36:57Prepare
00:36:58For heartbreak
00:36:59So
00:37:02How does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers
00:37:06And makes
00:37:07Little TV show noises
00:37:09Nervous
00:37:10But excited
00:37:12That's it true
00:37:14So you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely
00:37:17Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure
00:37:22Ask about his job
00:37:26So
00:37:29Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:32Yes
00:37:32What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:39Two apps for
00:37:41Statistical analysis
00:37:43And one for
00:37:44Social media scrubbing
00:37:46Social media scrubbing
00:37:48Like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep
00:37:50Just like that
00:37:51Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:57Well
00:37:57Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah
00:38:02Yep
00:38:03There isn't anything
00:38:10You could tell me
00:38:10I wouldn't understand
00:38:11I'm pulling for you
00:38:15And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay
00:38:19Okay
00:38:20Okay
00:38:29Okay
00:38:29Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:37Nope
00:38:39Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm
00:38:46I'm not
00:38:47I'm not
00:38:47I swear
00:38:48I swear
00:38:48Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so
00:38:54And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes
00:38:59And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:02I
00:39:02Yes
00:39:05I'm ready to find love
00:39:07Are you sure?
00:39:11Yes, I'm sure
00:39:11Lily, what's
00:39:13What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:17Jake, I promise
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing
00:39:20Sorry, that's
00:39:23Not the more
00:39:24You said that you were ready
00:39:25For real love
00:39:26I'm sorry
00:39:29Please
00:39:55What are you doing here?
00:39:57I just wanted to talk with you
00:39:58About the app
00:39:59Yeah
00:40:01So
00:40:13What's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no
00:40:16Nothing
00:40:17That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:20I
00:40:23I was really
00:40:25Hurting
00:40:26After we broke up
00:40:27So
00:40:29After a day or so
00:40:31I
00:40:31Downloaded the app
00:40:33And
00:40:33I matched with someone
00:40:36And
00:40:36Jake
00:40:38You were right
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean, I met someone, Jake
00:40:44The app works
00:40:46And I'm proof
00:40:47I mean, we are talking
00:40:49About getting married
00:40:51Great
00:40:52Well, I'm happy for you
00:40:54Well, what about you?
00:40:59Have you matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh, yeah
00:41:03Yeah?
00:41:05Okay
00:41:05Tell me about her
00:41:07Is she pretty?
00:41:09Honestly, it's
00:41:10Things aren't going that well
00:41:13Well, I mean, you don't
00:41:17You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:20Because
00:41:20I mean, I know the app works
00:41:22You were right
00:41:23All along, Jake
00:41:25I just don't know anymore
00:41:29Well
00:41:31I really hope you two work things out
00:41:35I just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:41We really did make something special together
00:41:45Okay
00:41:55Just because
00:41:56Me and my match are having issues
00:41:58I'm falling in love with her
00:42:02And I'm happy for you
00:42:04But I think you should go
00:42:05I'm so sorry, Jake
00:42:07I'm so sorry
00:42:09You're
00:42:09You're right
00:42:10Again
00:42:11You know, we're
00:42:12In love with other people
00:42:14And
00:42:14I need to respect that
00:42:17I'm sorry
00:42:19We got you, Jake
00:42:29Let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:32Feels about this
00:42:34I'm never going to find love again
00:42:42All men are liars
00:42:44And the worst part is
00:42:46The two of you made me a liar
00:42:47I can't even trust my own heart
00:42:50I'm sorry, Lily
00:42:52Screw you, Tim
00:42:55Five minutes ago
00:43:07That asshole
00:43:09Okay, all right
00:43:17Lily
00:43:19It's so good to see you
00:43:20Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:27Who?
00:43:28Don't gaslight me
00:43:29I'm not crazy
00:43:30I know you're hiding things from me
00:43:32Okay, I promise
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:35Liar
00:43:36You're lying to me
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no
00:43:48This can't be happening again
00:43:49Lily
00:43:50Give me your phone
00:43:51Just what I thought
00:43:55You know, a traditional trace of malware
00:43:57So it's not hacked?
00:44:02You did get an email
00:44:03And that the video was mysteriously deleted
00:44:06Because
00:44:07I was
00:44:09Kissing another woman in it
00:44:11Wait
00:44:13What are you saying?
00:44:16That woman
00:44:16Was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:19And she is a
00:44:20Brilliant
00:44:21Coder and hacker
00:44:23But also
00:44:24Extremely
00:44:26Unstable
00:44:27But why was she here?
00:44:32Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to
00:44:35Tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:37But then she
00:44:39She kissed me
00:44:41Just for a moment
00:44:43But in that moment
00:44:48I realized
00:44:50How much
00:44:50That I love you
00:44:51That you're the only person
00:44:55I want to be with
00:44:56Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again
00:45:08Take right
00:45:09You kissed another woman
00:45:11And then you hid it from me
00:45:12Lily, please stop
00:45:15I'm sorry
00:45:17Yeah
00:45:18You are
00:45:19Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know
00:45:22All I know is that
00:45:24I can't stand me in the same room
00:45:25As you right now
00:45:26Lily, wait
00:45:30Lily
00:45:32Oh my god
00:45:38Did you see the look
00:45:39On that sad bitch's face?
00:45:42Now
00:45:43It's time to put the final nail
00:45:45In this girl's coffin
00:45:47You and Jake Wright
00:45:54Have been unmatched
00:45:55What?
00:46:00No
00:46:00True love awaits
00:46:04With your new match
00:46:05Mitchell Stevens
00:46:06This can't be happening
00:46:10Come on, Jake
00:46:13Please pick up
00:46:14Jake
00:46:16Lily
00:46:17I just got a notification
00:46:19We were unmatched on the app
00:46:20See, man
00:46:22Tragic as it is
00:46:23I think it's for the best
00:46:25Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues
00:46:29And if I'm being honest
00:46:30I want to assess you
00:46:32A woman who's super intelligent
00:46:33And ready for real love
00:46:34Jake, wait
00:46:35Jake, wait
00:46:35I can't believe him
00:46:41True love awaits
00:46:45With your new match
00:46:46Mitchell Stevens
00:46:47All right, Mitchell Stevens
00:46:49Get ready to meet
00:46:51The hottest girl you've ever seen
00:46:52You must be Lily
00:47:04Might I say
00:47:05Your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice
00:47:09God damn
00:47:10So, uh, Mitchell, was it?
00:47:14What do you do for a living?
00:47:16Isn't it obvious, babe?
00:47:17I get paid and I get laid
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry
00:47:21You will
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model, babe
00:47:25Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No, it's not
00:47:28And you already said that
00:47:29Sorry
00:47:30I'm just super distracted by that
00:47:32Tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress
00:47:34Can't wait to get that thing off
00:47:36And on my floor where it belongs
00:47:38You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake
00:47:40Hey, wait
00:47:42Tonight's the night
00:47:44I'm gonna tell Lily the truth
00:47:46About creating Love Swipe
00:47:47And if she'll have me
00:47:49I will treasure her for the rest of my life
00:47:51I'm coming for you, Lily
00:47:53Hey, wait
00:47:55Let go of my arm
00:47:57Hey, the app hooked us up, babe
00:48:00We're soulmates
00:48:01Meant to be
00:48:01I don't love you
00:48:03I love Jake
00:48:03I love Jake
00:48:06I love Jake
00:48:10And I need to go
00:48:11Right now
00:48:12Hey, not so fast
00:48:13Get off me, you creep
00:48:20Jake
00:48:25No, Jake, wait
00:48:28Jake
00:48:31Jake, wait
00:48:33Please
00:48:36It's not what it seems
00:48:38Really?
00:48:40Really?
00:48:41Because I just watched you
00:48:41Kiss another man
00:48:42That wasn't me on our seventh day
00:48:44Please, let me explain
00:48:46No, there's nothing to explain
00:48:47You got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend
00:48:50Now you're cheating on me
00:48:51We were unmatched
00:48:55I called you
00:48:57And you broke it off
00:48:59You humiliated me
00:49:00Stop lying to me, Lily
00:49:02I want us to be honest
00:49:04With each other
00:49:05But you're lying
00:49:06To my face
00:49:07I'm not lying to you
00:49:10Love's wife matched me
00:49:17With that stupid meathead
00:49:18I only went out with him
00:49:20To get back at you
00:49:21And when I saw him
00:49:23When he kissed me
00:49:25I realized the only person
00:49:29I wanted to kiss
00:49:30Was you
00:49:31Please, you have to believe me
00:49:34You're saying that all
00:49:39That happened
00:49:40Today
00:49:41That I called you
00:49:43And we unmatched
00:49:44And I broke up with you
00:49:45Why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe
00:49:49We gotta go, Lily
00:49:50Jake, you're scaring me
00:49:52What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:53If you trust me
00:49:54We need to go right now
00:49:55Okay
00:49:57Let's go
00:49:58This is my parents' cabin
00:50:04They moved overseas
00:50:05So it's all mine now
00:50:07I come here when I want to get away from everything
00:50:10I don't understand
00:50:12Why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service
00:50:16No internet
00:50:18It's just us here
00:50:20Okay, Jake
00:50:23I need you to explain
00:50:24Why are we safe
00:50:25In a cabin in the woods
00:50:26Please don't make me regret this
00:50:29Do you remember
00:50:32My ex-girlfriend
00:50:34I told you about
00:50:35Police
00:50:37Yeah
00:50:38There's something
00:50:40I need to tell you
00:50:41The day
00:50:44I broke up with her
00:50:48I miss you
00:50:49I'll kill
00:50:51I will destroy you
00:50:53Jake Wright
00:50:53I didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:56What she said
00:50:59What I'm afraid
00:51:01She's
00:51:01Capable of doing
00:51:03It's the only place
00:51:07I feel like we're
00:51:08Safe
00:51:09I'm so sorry
00:51:12That happened to you
00:51:13She sounds
00:51:16Unwell
00:51:18Wow
00:51:21You look
00:51:23So beautiful
00:51:25Lovely
00:51:25You look
00:51:28Very handsome
00:51:29You don't know how much
00:51:34I wish this was our
00:51:35Seventh date
00:51:35Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:43Come with me
00:51:44I'll show you
00:51:45It's been a crazy day
00:52:05I'm thankful you're here
00:52:08Me too
00:52:09Jake I
00:52:12I feel safe
00:52:14When I'm with you
00:52:14You know
00:52:17On the
00:52:18Seventh date
00:52:19Love swipe
00:52:22Gives couples
00:52:23The option
00:52:24To
00:52:25To what?
00:52:30To be with each other
00:52:36To be with each other
00:52:36Well if love swipes her soon
00:52:40Put me on the altar
00:52:46Cause you can't be tamed
00:52:48Silent underneath your flame
00:52:52Cut the cords around me
00:52:54As I speak your name
00:52:56It's never gonna be the same
00:53:00Even though I loved you
00:53:02It was all in vain
00:53:04This ends now
00:53:18I am going to win Jake back
00:53:23Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock
00:53:26Once and for all
00:53:28Last night was
00:53:40I know
00:53:41We should be getting her a notification
00:53:55For our last date
00:53:56If anything happens
00:53:58Just come to my place
00:54:00And we'll
00:54:01Deal with it together
00:54:02Don't worry about me
00:54:04Nothing could keep me from you
00:54:07Not even your
00:54:08Crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:09You want it?
00:54:39Come and get him
00:54:41Vanguard bitch
00:54:44To love
00:54:48And to love swipe
00:54:49Meet Jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:55In the wine lounge of your favorite bar
00:54:57Aw the app is having us do our final date
00:55:01In the wine lounge
00:55:02It's where our first date was
00:55:04It's so sweet
00:55:04Be careful Lily
00:55:06His ex sounds crazy
00:55:07Want me to walk you back?
00:55:10You guys need to calm down
00:55:11I'm about to have another amazing night
00:55:14With the man of my dreams
00:55:15etwa
00:55:15I have to be
00:55:23Yeah
00:55:24I have to be
00:55:26Ready
00:55:27You're
00:55:28Yay
00:55:29I'm so sweet
00:55:29You're
00:55:29You're
00:55:30You're
00:55:31I'm soios
00:55:31You're
00:55:31I'm soos
00:55:32You're
00:55:33You're
00:55:33You're
00:55:33You're
00:55:34I'm soos
00:55:35You're
00:55:36I'm soos
00:55:38Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend.
00:56:03I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:12Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:19She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:38Please, it was you.
00:56:48So is you.
00:56:55Where are you, please?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:04Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just want to take back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:28I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38Well, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, please.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:51Dustin, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's why I brought backup.
00:58:00Jake, I've got this asshole.
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake.
00:58:19You dreamed of me?
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You might go.
00:58:22Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's going to happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am going to give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:56or
00:58:56I'm going to put a hole
00:58:59in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:09Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:14Okay.
00:59:16Okay.
00:59:17Please.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19Don't.
00:59:20Toy with me, Jake.
00:59:21Not.
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:28Please and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:30We collaborated.
00:59:31We made
00:59:32dating apps together.
00:59:34Last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:48So you...
00:59:48you lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
01:00:00Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something even more important.
01:00:03I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought
01:00:11the app was going to change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created, Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:30I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:33for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:41My lover.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:50I need to tell you something that
01:00:51I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:54Tell me.
01:00:57Then I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:01I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Hands where I can see them!
01:01:05I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:26How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:29Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily,
01:01:33I'm sorry.
01:01:37I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:51I love you.
01:01:54I forgive you,
01:01:56Jake.
01:01:56I forgive you.
01:01:58I forgive you.
01:01:58I forgive you.
01:01:58I forgive you.
01:02:00I forgive you.
01:02:02I forgive you.
01:02:02I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is.
01:02:11Cheers, Jake.
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:18I helped create this app
01:02:20because I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I use Love Swipe.
01:02:28And for the first time in my life,
01:02:31I found true undying love.
01:02:38So.
01:02:46Lily New Buck.
01:02:47Will you do me the great honor of being my wife?
01:02:59Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake, my Mr. Wright, I will marry you.
01:03:17Can you make it make sense?
01:03:20How can we believe?
01:03:22Who once felt like a screamer?
01:03:26Still I believe in your plans.
01:03:29How can you get a screamer?
01:03:36Oh, yeah.
01:03:36Yeah, I know.
01:03:36Here's my goals.
01:03:37I'm sorry.
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