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00:11To the Jungle Arms! We've got bloody fish and chips!
00:18Hallelujah! I believe in the Lord!
00:21Tonight, in the Jungle Arms, that was special.
00:24The next person to leave Amsterdam, you'll get me out of here, is Kenneth.
00:31By the way, there was more than ten milk bottles.
00:34There was thirteen, hence we had one three, because it's an odd number anyway, and she took the first one.
00:40She's flying right across that bridge.
00:46I really hope that the Gods of the Jungle are shining down upon us.
00:50This is dangerous discoveries.
00:53What is that?
00:59What is that?
01:02So, Lisa's not coming back.
01:05Is she okay?
01:06But somebody else is.
01:08What?
01:10My God!
01:12What on earth?
01:14Two of them are on the take.
01:16Two of them are all about giving.
01:18And one of them has to dig in.
01:20There's barely time to take a breath, here on I'm a Celebrity.
01:23Get me out of here!
01:24Get me out of here!
01:25Get me out of here!
01:26ow!
01:33Ow!
01:36Ow!
01:37Ow!
01:38Hello, good morning, good evening.
02:02Welcome to Australia, 24 hours after Kelly Brook departed the jungle.
02:07As soon as she left, Kelly had one of her famous salmon sperm facials.
02:12She did, she did.
02:13I won't tell you how she got the sperm, but she is now banned from Wollumaloo fishmongers.
02:17Yeah, she is. No, no, no, no.
02:20Coming up on tonight's show, Tom and Lisa get in the Christmas spirit,
02:24Age Talks Kiss and Tells, plus Jack takes on an archeology trial.
02:28He does indeed. He dug up ancient coins, Stone Age pottery
02:31and the bootcut jeans we wore in series one.
02:34Ho, ho, ho. Don't worry guys, we buried the jeans again.
02:37Yeah, we did. They're back down there.
02:39Yeah, we did. But we start with the morning after the jungle arms.
02:42So how are they all feeling? Ruby said it was unforgettable.
02:45Mm-hm. Lisa said it was incredible.
02:47And Shauna said...
02:48Your lady.
02:50Oh, what a night.
03:12I'll never forget you singing, ever, ever.
03:15Last night was magnificent.
03:17That is the true coming together of my friends.
03:20And everybody had talent, I think.
03:22And we were just a joyous group of the happiest people on earth.
03:27It was majestic.
03:28You know, they say your stomach shrinks, mine didn't.
03:31Mine could take it off.
03:33Yeah, the hunger we've had.
03:34And then we get fish and chips.
03:36Oh.
03:37And cheesy puffs.
03:38Oh.
03:39And pretzels.
03:40I'm not even hungry for breakfast, that's why I'm not in a rush.
03:44Oh, I don't know what to do first this morning.
03:46I'm all over the place.
03:47Yeah, we're all, like, hungover from, like...
03:50Hungover from fun.
03:51Yeah.
03:52I just kind of want to...
03:53It's horrible.
03:54I just feel sleepy and just want to sit here.
03:56I know, me too.
03:57I just want to sit by the fire and go, ooh.
03:58Like, it's like a duvet day, isn't it?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Like, I want to order, like, some ramen noodles and, like...
04:03Yeah, watch a movie and just, like, snuggle up.
04:06I overindulged, and now I'm feeling it today.
04:09But we all really needed it.
04:11I think we were all quite at peace about leaving and going home if that was our last night,
04:16because it can't get much better from there, can it?
04:19I mean, we had the time of our lives.
04:25Jungle Arms was, uh...
04:27It was fun.
04:29It was a lot of fun.
04:30But today...
04:32It's my dad's birthday.
04:34I'm OK, though.
04:35You know, it's just another day at the end of the day.
04:38Shona.
04:40Shona.
04:41Oh, she's out.
04:42Shona, she went out last night, didn't she?
04:43Whitney.
04:43Yeah.
04:44Whitney.
04:45Whitney, get up.
04:46Shinza McGinta.
04:49Shona.
04:52Shona.
04:53She's still in bed.
04:55Shona.
04:57You might be going home.
05:00I can't believe he's just stuck to us all shouting your name.
05:03We were...
05:03Were you not hearing us?
05:04We were literally all just shouting your name.
05:07No.
05:07Yeah.
05:08You're such a deep sleeper.
05:10I feel absolutely knackered,
05:11because last night was such a big night.
05:14We were out-out.
05:16Oh, babe.
05:18Totally worth it, though.
05:19Oh.
05:20Oh, here we go.
05:21Oh, this...
05:22Oh, oh, oh.
05:23Good morning, everybody.
05:24Good morning.
05:26The next person to leave, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.
05:292025, is Kelly.
05:32Oh.
05:32Oh.
05:33Oh.
05:33Oh.
05:34Oh.
05:34Oh.
05:35Oh.
05:35Oh.
05:36Oh.
05:37It's so sad to see Kelly go,
05:39but I think Kelly enjoyed last night so very much.
05:43She was so full of beans and buck,
05:46so I think it was a nice wave to ride ever so gently out of camp.
05:52Bye, guys.
05:53Enjoy.
05:54By the way, there was more than ten milk bottles.
05:57There was more than ten milk bottles.
05:58Oh!
06:00Do you know what the best thing is here?
06:02Oh.
06:02There was 13, hence we had one three,
06:05because it's an odd number anyway,
06:06and she took the first one, that's why.
06:08Remember when I ate the butter?
06:10Do you remember how many people were, like, coming for me?
06:14Do you remember Kelly going on about,
06:16how dare you, you've ate the butter?
06:18There were more milk bottles than you thought,
06:20and I ate them.
06:21Ha-ha, bye!
06:21The thievery in this camp.
06:25When they got the milk bottles,
06:27they ate three of them before bringing them back.
06:30We did, but...
06:30Well, yeah, but that's only fair,
06:31because we literally won the trial, and there was 13.
06:33Yeah, but...
06:34No, no, what happened, no.
06:36It didn't go down like that, though.
06:38We thought, how are we going to split 13 of them between 10 people?
06:42And then Kelly went, right, go on, then.
06:44Bang, put it in the mouth, so we went, right, well, we'll have three.
06:47And then there was 10 left, we brought it back to camp,
06:49which I'm just like that.
06:50It's all coming out now.
06:52But Kelly's to blame for it.
06:54I will just put that.
06:55Oh, no, no, no, no.
06:56You'll see when you get out.
06:57You'll see when you get out.
06:58With your own actions, if you eat something, you're to blame.
07:02Yeah, I'll take accountability for that.
07:04Yeah, I will as well.
07:07But Kelly started it, Jeff.
07:08Well, we swerved our way by saying there was only 13.
07:11Obviously, there was 20.
07:13Bravo, Kelly.
07:14Bye, guys!
07:16See you on the other side.
07:18Thank you for an amazing experience.
07:20Yeah, she is.
07:21Bravo, Kelly.
07:22Bravo!
07:23She's flying right across that bridge.
07:24Personally, I'm really sad to see Kelly go.
07:27I thought she was a really bright spark.
07:29She was always smiling, and I think I made a friend with Kelly.
07:33We've done well, everybody.
07:34Yeah.
07:34Yeah.
07:35With a hateful eight now.
07:37Hate to go.
07:38I think because we had such a good night last night,
07:42nothing can really ruin it.
07:44Do you know what I mean?
07:45It's a good job.
07:45It doesn't happen tomorrow.
07:47Do you know what I mean?
07:48Today was a good day to get snitched on.
07:51I think we got away with it.
07:52They think they've got away with it.
07:59They've doubled down on it.
08:00What?
08:01Doubled down on it.
08:02That's terrible, man.
08:03They think they've got away with it.
08:04What?
08:06Liars!
08:07You liars!
08:09H and Ginge have looked them in the eye
08:12and told them bare-faced lies.
08:13That's not the only lie they've told.
08:15I heard Ginge telling Ruby
08:17that she looked great
08:18with a bit of rope tied around her noggin.
08:19That's where that's come from.
08:20Liars!
08:21Dirty little liars.
08:22You dirty liars!
08:22That's where that's come from.
08:24We opened the vote at the end of last night's show.
08:26That vote is still open.
08:28The person with the fewest votes
08:29will leave camp tonight.
08:31You get five free votes via the app.
08:33That vote closes in approximately
08:35around 29 minutes' time.
08:38Thank you, Jacqueline.
08:39Right, back to camp now.
08:41And before they decided who'd do the trial,
08:43H delivered his audition
08:44to host the News at 10.
08:47We've got news, we've got news, we've got news.
08:49Uh-oh.
08:51Celebrities.
08:51Today's trial is called
08:53Dangerous Discoveries.
08:55Ooh!
08:56It's up to you to decide
08:57which celebrity takes part.
08:59Good luck.
09:00Personally, Jack's not been out for a while.
09:03Yeah.
09:03So, I'll just kick off the vote
09:05and I think it should be Jack.
09:07Yeah, I fully agree with that.
09:08It's completely your day.
09:10I know you'll do brilliantly,
09:11so I'll go Mr Osborne.
09:12Yeah.
09:13No point in voting, I don't think.
09:14You'll be all right.
09:15Good luck, Jack.
09:16Good luck, Jack.
09:17They nominated me,
09:18and so I'm going off
09:20on a solo adventure
09:22to get some stars.
09:25Solo challenges are nerve-wracking.
09:27But you caned it last time, babe.
09:29I know,
09:29because it was like my...
09:30That was my power animal.
09:31It was water.
09:32Whatever it is,
09:33you'll be sweet anyway, won't you?
09:34Yeah.
09:35I hope so.
09:36I really hope that the gods of the jungle
09:38are shining down upon us.
09:39You know what, bro?
09:40If you don't get eight,
09:40I won't really rate you like that anymore.
09:42Oh, no pressure.
09:45It's my lucky number,
09:46so we're good.
09:46Yeah, you're nice then.
09:48Jack, I think,
09:49is the right man for the job.
09:50Jack, one man,
09:51he's very reliable
09:53and consistent with it,
09:54and hopefully he feeds the camp.
09:55Jack, one man,
09:57Jack, one man,
09:58Jack, one man,
09:59Jack, one man,
10:00Jack, one man,
10:01Jack, one man,
10:02Jack, one man,
10:02Jack, one man,
10:03Jack, one man,
10:04Jack, one man,
10:05Eight stars.
10:06Eight stars.
10:06Eight stars, baby.
10:07Eight stars.
10:08Aw.
10:09That'll be fine.
10:10We'll eat your mouth tonight.
10:11Yeah.
10:15I am doing the trial
10:17called Dangerous Discoveries,
10:18so I have no idea what to expect.
10:20I am kind of going at this
10:22completely blind.
10:23What could it be?
10:26Absolutely need as many stars
10:27as possible for food,
10:29but also I'm number one
10:30on the leaderboard
10:31for most stars
10:32on a solo trial,
10:34so I'm trying to keep
10:35that position
10:36so I can rub it
10:38into Ginger's face
10:39and just prove that I'm,
10:40you know,
10:40a better game player than him.
10:42Oh, no.
10:43What is this?
10:44What is this?
10:45Oh, all will be explained, Jack.
10:47Okay.
10:48It's nice to see you.
10:49It's good to see you.
10:50How are things in camp?
10:51You're down to eight now.
10:52We are down to eight,
10:52but morale is high.
10:54Good.
10:54How come we're seeing you today?
10:55I think because
10:56I hadn't really left camp much
10:57in the last three days
10:58and everyone was sick of seeing me,
10:59so they were like,
11:00just leave.
11:01And you did very well
11:02in your last trial.
11:03Yes, yes.
11:03When we saw you last
11:05in a solo trial,
11:06you smashed it.
11:06The bar is kind of high
11:08and I'm nervous.
11:09Would you like to find out
11:10what's in store today?
11:12Okay.
11:13Reluctantly, yes.
11:14Reluctantly, yes.
11:15This is dangerous discovery.
11:23It's an archaeological site
11:25where they've unearthed
11:27some relics
11:27and some ancient stars.
11:34For the first part,
11:36you're going to be strapped
11:36on your back
11:37in the middle of the pit.
11:39You need to search around
11:40for four hell holes.
11:42Hidden in amongst those
11:43hell holes
11:43will be four stars.
11:45For part two,
11:46you can unstrap yourself
11:47and find the other stars
11:49which are hidden
11:50in amongst the rest
11:51of the site.
11:52There are eight stars
11:53in total.
11:54You've got ten minutes
11:55to try and find them.
11:57You're looking for
11:58ancient star coins.
12:00Oh.
12:01Which look a little bit
12:02like this.
12:03Oh.
12:03Ah.
12:04These apparently
12:05were used by celebrities
12:07back at the dawn of time.
12:09I can't be sure.
12:10We can't be sure.
12:11We can just guess.
12:11It's history.
12:12But along with these
12:13are normal coins.
12:15The normal coins
12:15are worthless.
12:16They're the ones
12:17you're looking for.
12:17OK.
12:18When you do get
12:18an ancient star coin,
12:20put them in this,
12:21your ancient star coin bag.
12:23Now, this has been
12:25loaned to us
12:25by a museum.
12:27It's a very old relic
12:28and it was used
12:29back at the dawn of time
12:30by celebrities
12:30to put their star coins into.
12:32We think.
12:32We think so.
12:33We can't be sure.
12:33We have to presume.
12:34It's history.
12:35Each star coin you collect,
12:36though, is worth
12:37a meal for camp tonight.
12:38You can stop the trail
12:38at any point by saying
12:39I'm a celebrity,
12:40get me out of here
12:40where any further stars
12:41will be forfeit.
12:42But you've never
12:43said that before, Jack.
12:44I don't think
12:45you're going to say that again.
12:46You don't even have
12:47to take it on,
12:47but you're here,
12:48you like a trial,
12:49he loves a day out.
12:51Let's do it.
12:51You want to do it?
12:52Yeah.
12:52Let's get you ready.
12:53Let's get you ready.
12:57OK, Jack.
12:58Comfortable?
13:00Let's use the word
13:01comfortable loosely.
13:02OK.
13:02OK.
13:03So you can start
13:03searching when you
13:04hear the klaxon.
13:05OK.
13:05Good luck.
13:06OK.
13:10Just got to find
13:11the four holes here.
13:14Oh, what was that?
13:18Ten minutes
13:19to find eight stars.
13:24What is that?
13:26Oh.
13:27I am not doing good.
13:29Oh, hi there.
13:37Welcome back.
13:38Time of celebrity.
13:38Get me out of here.
13:39Before the break,
13:40Jack had just started
13:41the latest trial,
13:42Dangerous Discoveries.
13:44Yes, and this one
13:45was all about
13:45Dawn of Time.
13:47You know Dawn of Time,
13:48don't you?
13:49She does the stopwatch
13:49and all the bush took a trial.
13:50Oh, yeah.
13:51She does the timings, yeah?
13:52Oh, yeah, that dawn.
13:53Lovely girl.
13:54Lots of fun.
13:55We had a coffee with her
13:56halfway through the trial.
13:57That's right.
13:57That was the break of dawn.
13:58Yes.
14:01OK.
14:02Just got to find
14:03the four holes here.
14:06Oh, what was that?
14:11Ten minutes
14:12to find eight stars.
14:16What is that?
14:19Oh.
14:20You tell me,
14:21what can you feel?
14:22I'm going to...
14:24Oh, you're not going in?
14:25You're not going to
14:26bother with that one?
14:26Um, well...
14:27You know, there's stuff in there.
14:28I know, but...
14:30there's also a crab
14:32with some big-ass claws.
14:34That's a yabby.
14:35Gabby.
14:36It's your old friend,
14:37the yabby.
14:38They're friends of Jacquaman.
14:40OK, let's go slow.
14:43Look around for...
14:44ancient star coins.
14:46I'm really going with this
14:47ancient star coin.
14:48You're selling it.
14:49Thanks.
14:51I'm selling it.
14:53They're priceless.
14:53You can't sell them.
14:55Your first minute gone, Jack.
14:57Any sign?
14:59Not feeling anything yet.
15:01Wait, there's one coin.
15:03Is it an ancient star coin?
15:04No.
15:05Ah!
15:06It's worthless.
15:09You see,
15:09I prefer this
15:10jackal man in water.
15:12He is very good in water.
15:13He is very good in water.
15:14We may have found his nemesis.
15:15Yeah.
15:16Sand.
15:16Archaeology.
15:23You're going to have to
15:24try and speed up a bit, Jack.
15:25I am trying.
15:27Moving gingerly.
15:28Moving gingerly.
15:29He's not here as well, is he?
15:30He's not in the hellhole, is he?
15:32Two minutes gone.
15:34Got one.
15:35Got one.
15:37Is that an ancient star?
15:38Ancient star.
15:38Get it in your ancient star bag.
15:40Priceless.
15:41OK, on to the next hellhole.
15:44All righty.
15:44Oh, OK.
15:46That's scorpions in there, Jack.
15:56Got one.
15:57Got another one.
15:58Brilliant.
15:59Get it in your ancient star bag.
16:09Into the third hellhole.
16:10What's in there?
16:12Frogs.
16:13Toads.
16:13Toads.
16:14Toads.
16:15They hate being called frogs.
16:17Oh, sorry.
16:20Three minutes gone, Jack.
16:24In amongst the toads.
16:26Really buried deep, aren't they?
16:27Well, I suppose they have been there for thousands upon thousands of years.
16:30Thousands of years.
16:31You know, apparently.
16:32We can never be sure.
16:33We can never be sure of this.
16:34It's history.
16:34It's history.
16:35It's history.
16:35I can't reach.
16:38You can tell by the sedimentary layers how far back it goes.
16:42At least two weeks.
16:49Four minutes gone.
16:50Six minutes left.
16:52Any sign, Jack?
16:53All right.
16:53I'm going to move on because that one I can't reach.
16:55OK, move on.
16:56We can always come back to that one if you have time.
16:58Yep.
17:03What the f*** is it?
17:05Frilled lizards.
17:07Good.
17:08They are really excited to be here.
17:13Positively frilled.
17:13Frilled.
17:15Got one.
17:16Oh, he's got it!
17:17Got it.
17:17That's three out of a possible four on this level.
17:20Let us know if you want to move up to the next level.
17:22You can always come back to this one at the end if you want to.
17:24Yeah, I'll move up to the next level.
17:26Well done, Jack.
17:27Three out of four so far.
17:31All right, found one.
17:32Five minutes gone.
17:33Half your time.
17:37Ah, it's your old friend, the small crooks.
17:40Oh.
17:41They love Jackwoman.
17:43I do like Jackwoman.
17:44We meet again.
17:45What's that, a normal coin?
17:47Normal coin.
17:48Worthless.
17:48Worthless.
17:49Get rid.
17:50Does nothing for me.
17:51No.
17:51Same.
17:52Does not feed me.
17:54Six minutes gone.
17:55Four minutes left.
17:58Damn it.
18:00It's the thing about archaeology, isn't it?
18:02It just takes a long time.
18:03It does.
18:03Thousands upon thousands of years.
18:05We think we can only guess.
18:07We just, we don't know.
18:08It's history.
18:08Got one.
18:09Oh, yeah.
18:09Hold on.
18:10That's number four.
18:15Spiders in this one.
18:17Sorry.
18:19Just saying.
18:19Is that a worthless one?
18:25Worthless.
18:25Worthless.
18:26Worthless.
18:29Got it.
18:29Get it in your ancient bag.
18:31Come on, Jack.
18:32Right.
18:32He's spinning around.
18:33There are more hell holes.
18:34We are in.
18:35Ancient coin number five.
18:36Three more to find.
18:40Seven minutes gone.
18:41Three minutes to go.
18:43That's a heavy snake.
18:49Oh, yeah.
18:50Snake's in there, Jack.
18:56Imagine how annoyed the archaeologists would be if we stood there on time team at the side
19:02of a dig.
19:02It's got three minutes to go.
19:05We'd get chucked off the site.
19:07But it would be much more entertaining show.
19:09It would.
19:09Thank you, Jack.
19:11We are available.
19:12Don't lie.
19:13You guys are booked up forever.
19:19Got it.
19:20Get it in your ancient bag.
19:24Eight minutes gone.
19:25Even Indiana Jones himself couldn't have done that.
19:28No.
19:28He doesn't like snakes, does he?
19:29Ah, that's right.
19:30He doesn't like snakes.
19:32Oh, what is that?
19:34Now, that is a ridgetail lizard.
19:36Oh, okay.
19:37Fun fact, we've never had him on I'm Slaughty before.
19:41It would be very difficult to book.
19:43It's kind of like you guys.
19:45Hot commodity.
19:47Is he a national treasure as well?
19:48See how I'm buttering you guys up?
19:50Oh, come on.
19:51Give him all the stars, guys.
19:52Give him all the stars.
19:54Got it.
19:54Yes!
19:55Get in your ancient bag.
19:56Nine minutes gone.
19:59One minute left.
20:01Last coin to find.
20:02Can I go for this one now?
20:04Fucking with the toes.
20:05Right down to the wire.
20:06This is going to be if he gets it at all.
20:09I can't reach.
20:10It's too deep.
20:1240 seconds, Jack.
20:20Come on, Jack.
20:21Run, man.
20:21Come on.
20:2730 seconds.
20:29Come on.
20:33You can do it.
20:3720 seconds left.
20:39Come on.
20:40Come on, Jack.
20:41Come on, Jack.
20:4210 seconds.
20:43Come on, Jack.
20:449, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
20:59Time off.
21:02Well done, Jack.
21:03Let's get you out of there.
21:05Well done.
21:06You gave it a good go.
21:08I think I did as well.
21:09So we found your nemesis.
21:10Yeah.
21:11There's two.
21:12Toads and sand.
21:14Toads and sand.
21:14Yeah, but very, very good.
21:16Let's just count out your ancient stars from your ancient star bag
21:19and make sure that there's no dummies in there.
21:21Oh, don't say that.
21:22I'm just saying.
21:23Oh, come on.
21:24You know me, I'm a stickler for the rules.
21:26One.
21:26One.
21:27Two.
21:29Three.
21:31Four.
21:31Four.
21:32Five.
21:34Six.
21:36Seven.
21:38We shall feast.
21:39Oh, well done.
21:40Happy with that?
21:41Very happy with that.
21:42And it would have been eight if it wasn't for that pesky toe.
21:44Those pesky toes, they get you every time.
21:46Well done.
21:47We will let you head back to camp.
21:49Tell them the good news.
21:50And enjoy the rest of your day.
21:51I'll try.
21:52Thanks, Jack.
21:53Bye, guys.
21:53Take care.
21:55Now, if they haven't put music from either Raiders of the Ola Stark
21:58or the Mummy on this, then they've dropped the ball.
22:04Feel great.
22:05I wish, though, I got all eight.
22:07I'm just like, oh, damn it, that one star.
22:09But, hey, seven is no small feat.
22:13We're going to eat really well tonight.
22:14We've got a ton of stars.
22:16It's going to be a dinner that is plentiful.
22:18Oh, my God, oh, my God!
22:28HE LAUGHS
22:30HE LAUGHS
22:32HE LAUGHS
22:34HE LAUGHS
22:36HE LAUGHS
22:38HE LAUGHS
22:40HE LAUGHS
22:42SHUT THEM
22:44HE LAUGHS
22:46HE LAUGHS
22:48You're such a little shit, but I love ya.
22:52Oh! Scaring Lisa
22:54is absolutely hilarious. HE HE HE!
22:56HE HE!
22:58Oh!
23:00Hello, Jacksonville!
23:02I ****ed it.
23:04No, you didn't.
23:06No, it was honestly, like, horrible.
23:08I got so overwhelmed
23:10and, like, frustrated. I had to, like,
23:12put my hands in all these mystery holes.
23:14I, like, panicked and I, like...
23:16Are you kidding? I'm, like...
23:18I'm bummed. How many?
23:20I got seven of eight.
23:22Oh!
23:26Well done, Jack.
23:28Oh, you are so good.
23:30Well done, Jack.
23:32In each hole was snakes, spiders, toads.
23:36The toads are what got me.
23:38I couldn't find the coin where the toads were
23:40and it turned out that a toad was just, like,
23:42sat on top of it.
23:44Yeah.
23:45But, yeah, it was cool.
23:46Good.
23:47Well done, Jack.
23:49Another one.
23:50Bravo, our hero.
23:52Ah!
23:53Giacomo will never, ever, fail us.
23:57Seven stars.
23:59He is truly heroic.
24:02Does anybody want any rice?
24:04Oh, yes, the rice.
24:06We have to reassign the chores first.
24:09Right, should we switch it up?
24:11Yeah.
24:13OK.
24:14Gin, Ginage, do you still want to do the washing up
24:16or should I add names?
24:18Honestly, honestly.
24:20Whatever you think is best.
24:22You should put your times two washing.
24:24I don't want to lose it.
24:25You're the only one doing it now.
24:27I'd lose it.
24:28Isn't it wonderful that we don't have to do anything?
24:31Isn't that a gift?
24:32We can just be funny.
24:33Yeah.
24:34Me and Ruby had to get the chalkboard back out
24:36because as people go,
24:38obviously nearly everybody is on a times two.
24:41So I think it's just a case of
24:43people didn't want to do certain things,
24:45but it's the power of the chalk.
24:47End of.
24:48So H becomes a not times one.
24:49Gin is still a times two now.
24:51OK.
24:52Don't mind being a times two
24:53as long as it's a good times two.
24:54You're a times two, like it or not.
24:55So we have Gin's doing two
24:57and H doing only one
24:59because we know that'll aggravate the situation.
25:02And we'd like to see a little conflict between the two of them.
25:05OK.
25:06All right.
25:07There it is.
25:08Shona and Tom, chefs.
25:10Yep.
25:11Gin, Gin, H are water duty.
25:14Yes.
25:15Yes.
25:16Yes.
25:17Yes.
25:18I'm over the moon.
25:19I'd rather do the other five or the other four
25:21genuinely on my own than do washing up.
25:24The one thing I have noticed is H is only on one thing.
25:28How has H only got one thing and I've still got two?
25:35Gin, what are you doing?
25:36Making a confetti.
25:37Trust me.
25:38I'm not doing it.
25:39Some of us can't breathe.
25:40Well, he's...
25:41Stop trying to be Jack.
25:42Do you know what I'd say?
25:43Whilst it's just the four of us,
25:44how have I ended up with two jobs again
25:46and the has only got one?
25:47Everybody has two jobs.
25:48Because he's kinder than you.
25:49Does he not have two jobs?
25:51No, he doesn't.
25:52No, he doesn't.
25:53Okay, but then we'll switch it around next week.
25:55We're not here next week.
25:56I know.
26:05She got him there.
26:06Very good, very good.
26:07So the new chores have been allocated.
26:09Ginge is off the dishes and now he's got wood.
26:12Well, that's what happens when you told you
26:14you don't have to do the dishes anymore.
26:15Can relate.
26:16I feel like you.
26:18And with the chores all assigned,
26:20Lisa started asking H about kiss and tells.
26:23In other words,
26:24it was time for a bit of juicy smoochy jungle jibba jibba.
26:29Have you had a kiss and tell, H?
26:31What does that mean?
26:32Had sex with a girl and she sold the story.
26:35I was in Brighton once.
26:37Some girl filmed me while I was in bed
26:40and posted it everywhere.
26:42Really?
26:43It happens, doesn't it?
26:44That's what it is.
26:45I've had three.
26:47It wasn't pretty.
26:48Have you?
26:49Yeah.
26:50Real life Emmerdale farm girl has sex in Glossop.
26:54I thought Mandy was a lesbian.
26:56No, Mandy's married to Paddy.
26:59She's a gay icon.
27:00Gay icon does not mean lesbian.
27:02No, gay icon means your character is loved by gay men and gay women.
27:08Oh, okay.
27:09And drag queens love her.
27:11Kylie's someone who's...
27:13Cos she's flamboyant.
27:14She's very over the top.
27:15Oh, okay.
27:16She loves colour.
27:17Right, okay, I'm with you.
27:18Yeah.
27:19Right, okay.
27:20Was Al a fan before you started dating him?
27:22No, didn't know who I was.
27:23That was one of the appeals.
27:25And Al's five years older than me.
27:27What's your vibe with going out with someone younger than you?
27:30Yeah.
27:31I have done it before.
27:32Yeah.
27:33He was two years younger than me.
27:34Well, it's a coofer, isn't it?
27:35Yeah.
27:36Seemed cool.
27:37You've pulled a milf.
27:38I thought that's what...
27:39Yeah.
27:40Yeah.
27:41And then there's gilf, isn't there as well?
27:43Yeah.
27:44Right with Ruby.
27:45Yeah.
27:49Is the conversation interesting?
27:51Should I come back?
27:53100% Rubes.
27:55Alright, I'm coming back now.
28:00Ruby Wax does not like to entertain any conversations
28:04that do not interest her in any way, shape or form.
28:07I respect it.
28:08She's not trying to waste all the time on her little legs.
28:11You know what I mean?
28:12It's a long way from that treehouse to the camp.
28:14She's about 3'4".
28:15So, I'd do the same thing.
28:18Does it happen a lot to you?
28:20Groupies.
28:21Throwing themselves at you.
28:25The smile says it all.
28:27Did I hit it?
28:28Did I hit bingo?
28:29My time in the game is done, man.
28:32I'm excited to have kids.
28:33You two are going to be great fathers.
28:35Yeah.
28:36What do you want?
28:37Boy or girl?
28:38What, first?
28:39Yeah.
28:40I think I'd like to have a boy first.
28:42So, the girl always has an older brother.
28:44Right.
28:45I think H will be a fantastic father.
28:48What a guy.
28:49I mean, I think he'd be so loving and he'd be able to give that kid everything.
28:54I don't think I want my first kid till I'm 30 at least.
28:57Yeah.
28:58What do you think is the best age to have a kid?
29:01Yeah, your first one around 33 I think is perfection.
29:04Yeah.
29:05Yeah.
29:06Because then you start going, oh, I don't want to be alone.
29:08So, how old was you when you had your last kid?
29:10In my 40s.
29:11Was you?
29:12It was okay.
29:13Yeah.
29:14Yeah, it's just I'm the oldest of the mothers.
29:16Yeah.
29:17I don't care.
29:18No.
29:19I mean, I think I want to live a bit of my life first before I start worrying about a little H.
29:24Do you know what I mean?
29:25Big H needs some loving first and then little H can come after.
29:28So you've got four years.
29:29I've got four years.
29:30Just f***ing around.
29:31If you wanted to.
29:32Yeah.
29:35F***ing Elginge.
29:36What?
29:37Stinks.
29:38It's like a broken sewer.
29:40Welcome back to I'm a little bit of broccoli.
29:51Get me out of here.
29:53Live from Australia.
29:55The vote is now closed very shortly.
29:58We'll be heading down there down to the camp to reveal who's leaving tonight.
30:02Right.
30:03Time to get festive now.
30:04Yeah.
30:05About time.
30:06Doesn't feel like Christmas does it?
30:07Doesn't.
30:08Put some bloody tinsel up you Aussies.
30:10Tom and Lisa went on a mission to try and win a sack full of Christmas presents.
30:14Yeah.
30:15Oh, talking about Christmas.
30:16I saw you opened your I'm a Celebrity advent calendar this morning.
30:19Yeah.
30:20What did you get?
30:21I got a kangaroo penis with a little Santa hat on.
30:2322 more sleeps.
30:26Oh, look it's Christmas.
30:30Oh my goodness it's festive.
30:32Oh, sacks for everybody and tinsel.
30:35Oh, baubles, bangles and bees.
30:38Oh, so are we loading gifts for our campmates maybe?
30:41I'll be bringing them Christmas.
30:42Aww.
30:43Quite like to play Mrs. Santa Claus as Angela Lansbury.
30:46So I can be a little elf.
30:47Oh, yes.
30:48Oh, ha ha.
30:52G'day celebrities.
30:53Welcome to my attic where every celebrity has a Christmas present chosen by their dearly
30:58beloved friends and family.
31:00One of you needs to put your head into the attic to find each present while the other will
31:05need to use their fingers to move it towards the hatch.
31:08Anything you get out of the attic before the sand timer runs out you can take back to camp.
31:14So suddenly we've got to go in the attic and get the stuff and load the gifts.
31:18Oh, everyone's going to be so happy.
31:20Well, we're sort of immersed in Santa's workshop except that the ceiling of Santa's workshop is like Swiss cheese.
31:27Oh, look everyone's got names.
31:28Oh, look.
31:29Oh, they are name tags.
31:31Jack.
31:32Oh, Martin.
31:33Oh, gosh.
31:34Okay, we've got this.
31:35Should we flip all the labels?
31:36Yes.
31:37Read them out to me, darling.
31:38A ukulele.
31:39A ukulele.
31:40An air freshener.
31:41Ceramic pig.
31:42A ceramic pig.
31:43I'll leave us out.
31:44Okay.
31:45We can be a bonus at the end.
31:46Foam roller.
31:47Oh, the Jack.
31:48Eye gel pads.
31:49Eye gel pads.
31:50And a Manchester United scarf.
31:51Okay, I'm going up.
31:52Okay, let me have a little look.
31:53Right, okay.
31:54What can you see?
31:55Oh, I've got a foam roller here, darling.
31:56Right here.
31:57Here where my hand is.
31:58Go forward.
31:59Foam roller.
32:00Forward.
32:01Okay.
32:02There's two here.
32:03You've got the Man United scarf also.
32:04Oh, there's this.
32:05Okay, let's get both of you.
32:06Forward, forward and show me your finger.
32:07Keep going with the Man United scarf, babe, first.
32:09Oh, something's in the way.
32:10The little baubles.
32:11Yeah, pop them out the way.
32:12Oh, out of the way.
32:13We've got to get this for Jim.
32:14He is going to be so happy because all he's ever wanted was the scores, bless him.
32:18You're nearly there.
32:19One big push now.
32:20Oh.
32:21Ow.
32:22Ow.
32:23Okay, there you go.
32:24Open your hatch now, darling.
32:25Open the hatch and reach up.
32:26Open the hatch.
32:27Reach up towards where my face is.
32:28Yes.
32:29Got it.
32:30Oh, darling, where am I going?
32:31Right, okay, we're going here now.
32:32So here we've got the foam roller for Jack.
32:34Um, uh, oh, okay.
32:35Right, you've got it.
32:36You're on the hatch.
32:37Open.
32:38Opening the hatch.
32:39Yeah, open it.
32:40Reach up.
32:41Yes, Jack.
32:42Oh, it is.
32:43Okay, look at my left arm.
32:44This is for Shona's air freshener.
32:45More here.
32:46Yeah, right, now push.
32:47Push again.
32:48Push again.
32:49Right, my right.
32:50Yeah, open the hatch.
32:51Oh, opening the hatch.
32:52Got the freshener.
32:53Okay, just shout me the rest of the gifts, please.
32:54Shall I just do ours in case they're in the way?
32:56Yeah, do ours as well.
32:57Christmas hat.
32:58Polar bear, could we talk about mine here?
33:01Come on.
33:02Come on, Polar bear.
33:03Keep going.
33:04Come on, Polar bear.
33:05Right, you are, you are.
33:06You're down there.
33:07Okay, reach the hatch now.
33:08Oh, oh.
33:09Yes, amazing.
33:10Right, okay.
33:11Brilliant.
33:12Fantastic.
33:13Amazing, right.
33:14Okay, brilliant.
33:15Okay, so we're looking for...
33:16This is the iPads.
33:17A big flamingo here.
33:18Keep pushing.
33:19If you stay on that line, directly forward now.
33:22Absolutely straight.
33:23Direct forward, please.
33:24I see.
33:25Oh, I've got splints in my eye.
33:27Right, one more push and you're on the...
33:28Hatch, open the hatch.
33:29Open the hatch.
33:30Open the hatch.
33:31Open the hatch.
33:32Gel pads.
33:33Oh, okay.
33:34Right here, darling.
33:35Christmas hat.
33:36Um, um...
33:37Christmas hat is, like, about seven centimetres foot.
33:39That's it.
33:40Jumpy little...
33:41Straight line, just like you did.
33:42So, inside.
33:43Over the wreath.
33:44One more and you're on the hatch.
33:45Jump.
33:46You're on.
33:47Open.
33:48Open the hatch.
33:49Oh, that's yours.
33:50Well done, darling.
33:51It's a ceramic pig and ukulele.
33:53Okay, right, ceramic pig.
33:54I'm going backwards, Tom.
33:55Okay, I'm going to come down.
33:56Okay.
33:57It's pot, so be really careful, Tom.
33:59Oh.
34:00One more.
34:01Gentle, gentle, gentle.
34:02Opening the hatch.
34:03Gentle, gentle.
34:04Okay.
34:05Got it.
34:06Well done.
34:07Right.
34:08Right, last one.
34:09We've got to get Martin's.
34:10It's Martin's ukulele.
34:11Oh, I've got it.
34:12I've got it.
34:13That's it.
34:14That's it.
34:15Okay.
34:16One, two, last one.
34:17Three.
34:18Open the hatch.
34:19Is it on?
34:20Open the hatch.
34:21Open the hatch.
34:22Full hatch.
34:23Oh, Tom.
34:25Tom.
34:26Oh, my God.
34:27So, we've got a sack of gifts to take to all our friends.
34:30We'll be Mr. and Mrs. Claus, whichever way around you like.
34:33Of course, Sally.
34:34Oh, look.
34:35Yes, we did it.
34:36They're going to love us.
34:40Them green ants are a bitch though.
34:42Yeah.
34:43Apparently you can eat them though.
34:44They taste like citrusy.
34:45Oh, there we go.
34:46Oh.
34:47Hello, darlings.
34:48Hello.
34:49Um.
34:50Lisa's not coming back for now, but.
34:51Is she okay?
34:52Somebody else is.
34:53Um.
34:54Mrs. Claus.
34:55Oh, my God.
34:56Oh, my God.
34:57Oh, wow.
34:58What have we got?
34:59Gifts from all our loved ones.
35:00Wow.
35:01Christmas gifts that they feel will help us towards the end.
35:03Oh, wow.
35:04Oh, wow.
35:05Oh, wow.
35:06Oh, wow.
35:07What have we got?
35:08Gifts from all our loved ones.
35:10Wow.
35:11Christmas gifts that they feel will help us towards the end.
35:14To get us all through.
35:15Yes.
35:16Only for the good little boys and girls.
35:17Yes.
35:18Martin Kemp.
35:19Yeah.
35:20So, Mrs. Claus.
35:21Oh.
35:22Oh.
35:23Merry Christmas.
35:24Oh, wow.
35:25Oh.
35:26Oh.
35:27Oh.
35:28Merry Christmas.
35:29Oh, wow.
35:30Merry Christmas to you.
35:31Oh, wow.
35:32Oh, wow.
35:33Oh.
35:34I'll be really honest with you.
35:36I think Santa has gone out and got me the wrong present.
35:40The ukulele, which I have no idea how to play.
35:44I've no clue.
35:45Eight.
35:46Yeah.
35:47Happy Christmas.
35:48Oh.
35:49Oh.
35:50Oh.
35:51Eye patches.
35:52Hey.
35:53Yes.
35:54I reckon my mum got me these eye patches.
36:00It's just good.
36:01Bit of cold water.
36:02Wash your face.
36:03Bang these on.
36:04Feel revived.
36:05Next minute I'm in my music video like that.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08Just on one.
36:09Happy Christmas.
36:10Hey.
36:11Hey.
36:12Hey.
36:13Hey.
36:14Hey.
36:15Hey.
36:16Hey.
36:17United.
36:18United.
36:19Oh, I'm happy I got the Man United scarf because it reminds me.
36:22When I get out, I've got three games to catch up on and we're going to be top four.
36:26Jack Osborne.
36:27Yes.
36:28Oh.
36:29Yes.
36:30I think he does.
36:31Yes.
36:32Yay.
36:33That's great.
36:35Merry Christmas.
36:36I want to say thank you to my family for getting me this air freshener.
36:44Because once it was contraband and now I'm allowed to have it.
36:48And I tell you what, it smells absolutely banging.
36:52Oh.
36:53Oh my God.
36:54I love pigs.
36:55I love pigs.
36:56Oh.
36:57Oh my God.
36:59It's coming to you.
37:00Oh my God.
37:02Oh my God.
37:04Oh my God.
37:05They know.
37:06Happy Christmas.
37:07You are a good girl.
37:08They know I love pigs.
37:09Oh.
37:10Oh.
37:11This is what my family would give me for Christmas.
37:14Just the humble pig.
37:16Because they know I collect them and I love them.
37:20I love my pig.
37:21Oink.
37:22Oh, I say.
37:23Are we lucky so?
37:24Happy Christmas.
37:25Yay.
37:26Yay.
37:27Christmas everybody.
37:29Yay.
37:30All our family shows well.
37:33Yeah.
37:34Well done for being such good boys and girls.
37:38Very wholesome Christmas vibes in the camp right now and I'm loving it.
37:42you're getting there
37:47I haven't got a clue
37:52that's great though
37:53he's jamming it out
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39:11welcome back to I'm a celebrity
39:20get me out of here
39:21we are on our way in to come to tell them
39:23who's heading for home
39:24but first time for last night's dinner
39:26at the end of another eventful day
39:28Jack had done well at the trial
39:30he smashed it
39:30Tom and Lisa secured the Christmas presents
39:32they smashed it
39:33and Ruby got a ceramic pig
39:35give it time
39:37how good is that Rubes
39:46how good is this
39:47unbelievable
39:49basket
39:51is it
39:52yeah
39:53the mood in the camp
40:01it feels
40:02lovely
40:04to have a smaller group
40:06I miss everyone
40:07of course I do
40:08but right now
40:09eight is a good number
40:10we're really enjoying
40:12each other's company
40:13like just having
40:13not so much chaos everywhere
40:15as a result of Jack winning
40:18seven stars in today's trial
40:20dangerous discoveries
40:22goat leg
40:27oh that's nice
40:29that's nice
40:29I'm not mad at goat's leg
40:31I don't think
40:31no I think that's alright
40:32it's edible that
40:33wow
40:34that's really good though
40:35yeah
40:35that's quite good that
40:36oh yeah
40:36oh yeah
40:37get it on
40:38that goat leg is long
40:40isn't it
40:40it's like the Claudia Schiffer
40:42of goat legs
40:43just goes on and on
40:44yeah
40:45long
40:46when did you get into pigs
40:49like what was
40:50when did that start
40:51it's in South Africa
40:52and there was a small pig
40:55that was made of plastic
40:56and I bought it
40:57but it goes
40:58when you push it
41:00and that made me laugh
41:01so I bought maybe
41:02a hundred of them
41:03and over the years
41:05I've added more and more
41:06and I went online
41:07and I thought
41:07you could buy them
41:08in bulks of 50,000
41:09from China
41:10yeah
41:11yeah
41:11because nothing's funnier
41:13than going
41:13on them
41:14right I think we should
41:17dish it up
41:18oh wow
41:21thank you so much
41:22oh darling thanks
41:23good job
41:24thank you so much
41:25the leg of goat was soft
41:27it wasn't too tough
41:28you could get through it
41:29considering you can't have
41:30any seasoning or anything
41:31probably a 7 out of 10
41:32it was nice
41:33can I do something real quick
41:36before we finish our meal
41:38considering we don't have a drink
41:39it's my dad's 77th birthday
41:42oh wow
41:43oh Jack
41:45I just want to do a cheers
41:45happy birthday
41:46oh cheers
41:47cheers
41:48cheers
41:48daddy Osborne
41:50happy birthday
41:51wow
41:51oh Jack
41:5677
41:59he would be 77
42:0077
42:00what did you do last year
42:03darling
42:03I think we just hung out
42:05at the house
42:06yeah
42:06oh lovely
42:07they're the best one
42:08I think so too
42:10everyone's safe together
42:11always
42:12it's all you need
42:13I think my dad
42:16would have been very supportive
42:18of me doing this
42:19I think he would have found
42:21it really funny
42:21and I actually think
42:23he really would have enjoyed
42:24watching the show
42:2577
42:2977
42:30I mean your dad
42:31led a full life
42:32he really did
42:33you know
42:34that's the way you want it
42:36oh god yeah
42:37no regrets
42:38yeah that's the way
42:39you want it
42:40go out doing
42:40what you love doing
42:41yeah
42:42yeah
42:43of course
42:44the most remarkable
42:45thing about it all
42:46is that you got to
42:47say goodbye to everyone
42:48you know
42:49you went out at home
42:50it's like how
42:50it's how we all
42:51want to go right
42:52yeah
42:52yeah
42:55it's never easy
42:57no
42:58yeah it takes time
43:00yeah
43:02we're back soon
43:06alright
43:06Rick Griggles bottom
43:09we're back soon
43:09what's your birthday?
43:11to 6th of February 2002
43:13ah
43:13favourite ballet
43:14the Nutcracker
43:15favourite animal
43:16centipede
43:17live at 62A
43:18Wallaby Way
43:18why do you speak
43:20so aggressive
43:21when you talk
43:23that's a good one
43:38that's a great sound
43:47Ruby put the rock
43:57in his backpack
43:58that's hilarious
44:00I'll be logging it
44:01yeah I know
44:02I'm getting it
44:03I'm gonna wee again
44:14it's so juvenile
44:18we're slightly crazed
44:21tonight but what's
44:21great is everybody's
44:23caught it
44:23we've returned to
44:24childhood
44:25all of us
44:26and we're all in the
44:28crib
44:28we're all having our
44:29nappies changed
44:29and we're back to
44:30basics
44:31what is the name
44:35of all Kelly
44:36was gonna say
44:36something like that
44:37yeah
44:39she didn't even
44:44do it good
44:45I know
44:46she didn't even
44:47snitch good
44:47by the way
44:49there was more than
44:5010ml bottles
44:50Ralph
44:51it was 29 bottles
44:56that would have been
44:57heavy
44:58no we got away
45:09with it
45:10welcome back to
45:25a celebrity get me
45:26out of here
45:26time to go in
45:27and tell them
45:27who's hidden
45:28for home
45:28come on
45:29she's had
45:32three run-ins
45:33with bears
45:33but they've never
45:35done anything
45:36here they are
45:36here we go
45:38here we go
45:38good morning
45:39I wanted to hear
45:42the end of that
45:42story Tom
45:43I'll film you in
45:43later
45:44good morning everybody
45:45the public have been
45:46voting for their
45:47favourite celebrities
45:48the person with the
45:49fewest votes will
45:49leave today
45:50in no particular
45:52order
45:53H
45:54yes sir
45:55the public have
45:56decided
45:57it's hard to know
45:58it's not you
46:01sweet
46:01Tom
46:03it's not you
46:09Shauna
46:11yeah
46:12it's not you
46:16Ruby
46:18it might be you
46:23Jack
46:25it's not you
46:29Ginge
46:31it's not you
46:35Martin
46:37it's not you
46:41I mean it's Lisa
46:42it might be you
46:44it is between
46:45Ruby and Lisa
46:47the next person
46:48to leave
46:49I'm a celebrity
46:49get me out of
46:50here 2025
46:50is
46:51Ruby
46:56Ruby
46:58say goodbyes
46:59we'll see you
47:00across the bridge
47:00in just a moment
47:01have a great day
47:02everybody
47:02no way
47:04I told you
47:05no
47:07Ruby
47:08do I go with
47:10my queen
47:10I give my crown
47:12long reign
47:13the queen
47:13to you
47:14I give my crown
47:18I can't believe it
47:20how many days
47:20bye bye
47:24bye bye
47:26I feel like I'm gonna kill you
47:30but I'm so gonna think of you
47:32yeah
47:33enjoy
47:34thank you so much
47:35have such a good time
47:36and go find maple
47:37and give her a call
47:38so Ruby is the fifth
47:39celebrity to leave this year's
47:40camp her lucky pants
47:41have kept her in there
47:42for 19 days
47:43but your vote means
47:44Ruby is out
47:46Ruby is out
47:47and she is on her way
47:48over the bridges
47:49to join us in the studio
47:50for a chat
47:51Ruby
47:55Ruby lasted 19 days
47:57she is in camp
47:57I mean she wants to get a move on
47:59because we might run out of time
48:00in that time
48:02in camp
48:02she braved the cocky van
48:04she dined on pig's testicles
48:07and bull penis
48:08and the divy
48:08took a little fancy
48:10to kiosk
48:11Kev
48:11but after your votes
48:13she's the fifth celebrity
48:15to cross the bridge
48:16over here Ruby
48:19come up and join us
48:20and let's have a chat
48:21they're all chanting
48:24for our backing camp
48:25this is so unreal
48:27after so long
48:29is it nice
48:30no
48:31not at all
48:33I didn't want to see you at all
48:35oh Ruby
48:36we wanted to see you
48:37don't be like that
48:38not for a few more days
48:39here she is
48:41she's made an invention
48:42it's Ruby Racks
48:43come here
48:47come on
48:48come on
48:49lovely to see you
48:50me too
48:50lovely to see you
48:51come on Ruby
48:52how are you
48:53thank you
48:53lovely to look gorgeous
48:55come on over
48:56we've got you some fizz
48:57oh
48:57and another uncomfortable chair
48:59oh my god
49:00come on over
49:01it feels like the queen
49:03has arrived for a state visit
49:04I know
49:04doesn't it
49:05oh here we go
49:07get stuck in
49:09there is more
49:10don't worry
49:11don't worry
49:12we might need to just help you
49:13get your bag off you
49:14and we'll get you on the stool
49:15oh my god
49:16let me take this for you
49:17what do I look like
49:19you look great
49:20you look gorgeous
49:20Ruby
49:21get yourself settled in
49:22yeah
49:22and we'll take a look
49:23at your jungle highlight
49:25oh you have that
49:26here they are
49:26don't ever give in my way
49:30do you understand
49:30especially when there's a light
49:31sorry how dare I
49:32you're in my light again
49:33sorry
49:33sorry
49:34all right
49:35entertain me
49:36I'm ovulating
49:40oh my god
49:41Kev
49:42I've shaved everything
49:43one two three
49:44take my hand and come with me
49:45because you look so fine
49:47that I really want to make you mine
49:48my time in the jungle
49:49has been the most sensational
49:51communal experience
49:53I think I've ever had
49:54look at it world
49:55I mean something
49:56I got expedition
49:57put that asshole in your mouth
50:00don't care just don't blind me
50:03okay we eat them
50:07I'll bring the pan
50:09I'll wear them around my neck
50:10just compare me to a summer's day
50:12and leave it at that
50:13Ruby has saved me in this camp
50:16she is ultimately the best
50:20line my head on the nanas
50:22not at all
50:22this is insane
50:23really helpful
50:24with the piss coming in
50:25can you say piss
50:27I don't want this to end
50:29Lentine
50:30bitch
50:31drop the mic
50:32how does it feel
50:35watching that back Ruby
50:36I can't believe it's me
50:39really
50:39I was in another land
50:41it was fantasy land
50:42and now suddenly there's a light
50:44and I you know
50:45I don't know
50:46this is totally the opposite
50:48yeah
50:48we were just a cluster
50:49of loving people
50:51and were you able to forget
50:52the outside world
50:53totally forgot it
50:54I mean we shaved each other
50:55we saw that
50:57we investigated each other
50:59in lower regions
51:00we were very very bonded
51:02I helped Lisa get her bowels out
51:05this morning
51:05it doesn't get any closer
51:07lovely lovely
51:08doesn't get any closer
51:09what made you want to go
51:11in the jungle in the first place
51:12well I'd done a show
51:14in the inner jungle
51:15and then I thought
51:16with people
51:16this would be really interesting
51:18but I didn't think
51:19it would work like this
51:20right
51:20this is family
51:21and I'm sad I lost them
51:23well this is the wonderful thing
51:24about I'm a celebrity
51:25is you never know
51:26what's going to happen
51:26when you put you guys together
51:28in that camp
51:28and you were at the heart
51:30of everything
51:30I was the queen
51:31you were the queen
51:32you really were
51:32how could the queen
51:33be abducted
51:34you made a real impact
51:36let me tell you
51:37have a look at this
51:38no
51:39oh I shouldn't have done that
51:41Ruby
51:41you're pouring watered food
51:43where there's been rats
51:44attention
51:47are the beans ready
51:50less chatting
51:51more cooking
51:52come on
51:52because it's Ruby
51:54and we all love her
51:54she just gets away
51:55but it's class
51:56power
51:57yes
51:58yes
52:00you were so mischievous
52:03so naughty
52:04yet you got away with it
52:06every time
52:06yeah
52:07how do you do that
52:08how
52:08the charm
52:09is it
52:10the charm
52:11yeah
52:11that's a secret
52:12and they
52:13I was the queen
52:15but not voted the queen
52:16I had to behead somebody
52:18to get the queen
52:19yes you did
52:19and what is it about
52:21being in there
52:22that when you become leader
52:23it goes straight to your head
52:24what is that
52:25well
52:25suddenly they become your servants
52:28and you know
52:29when they do experiments
52:30with people
52:31suddenly everybody gets in their place
52:33so when you're leader
52:34and you're so
52:35in the walls
52:36of reality
52:37you believe you are the leader
52:39power corrupt
52:40and now I can't believe
52:42I've been voted out
52:43but
52:43okay
52:44okay so be it
52:45you made
52:46do we have four nights left
52:48no we have five nights left
52:50I think it is
52:50oh
52:51we've had four
52:51okay
52:52it doesn't matter
52:53you've got longer
52:53I'll come back tomorrow
52:55and welcome my next guest
52:56you uh
52:57my next servant
52:58you made lots of friends
52:59in there
53:00yeah
53:00a couple of people
53:01particularly caught your eye though
53:03take a look at this
53:05you look absolutely gorgeous
53:07do I
53:08which part of me
53:09every part of you
53:10ruby wax is a lengting
53:11a lengting
53:12leng is sexy
53:13oh look
53:14I've touched him
53:15that is so brilliant
53:16I just want to give you
53:17the lucky underpants
53:19me and ruby
53:19have got a great relationship
53:20who knows where it can end
53:22I want to go out with you
53:23showing ruby
53:26how you flex and make it shake
53:27all that back and pretty face
53:28very good
53:29why were you drawn to those two so much
53:33I don't know
53:34but we had the same
53:35you know
53:35so much in common
53:36yeah
53:37you wouldn't think so
53:38no
53:38but we
53:39I knew I'd be friends with them
53:40it was good energy
53:41between the three
53:42yeah
53:42yeah
53:43and that's what we like about this show
53:44you know people from different generations
53:46really get on
53:47yeah
53:47the surprising friendships in there
53:49one friendship
53:50one person you were very close to
53:52was Tom
53:53oh
53:53we saw you bathe in the pool
53:54most days with him
53:55we had such an amour
53:56what was it about Tom
53:57that you adored so much
53:58well he was very romantic
53:59he was
54:00and he wooed me
54:01uh-huh
54:02and then he won me
54:03and then I had his child
54:04Mortimer
54:06I don't know if you noticed
54:07is the Mortimer still in there
54:08the baby
54:08we went down the pond
54:10oh really okay
54:11so sad
54:11because we weren't paying attention
54:13it was just us
54:14just us
54:16it was quite the storyline
54:17going on there
54:18it's like an ITV2 show
54:19it was
54:20last night we saw you say
54:22you'd kind of returned
54:23to your childhood in there
54:24you'd discovered the
54:25inner child in you again there
54:27um
54:27did the
54:28was it the other campmates
54:29that brought
54:30brought that out in you
54:31was that
54:31the rest of it
54:32I think we all did
54:32we became slightly hysterical
54:34yes we've noticed that
54:35uh and so we
54:36we returned to about
54:37five years old
54:38yeah
54:39I mean
54:39and I lay on the nanas
54:41every night
54:42and she would
54:42you know do this
54:43so I went to about three
54:45I went to about three
54:46because we saw you
54:47kind of stealing the sweets
54:48off
54:49um
54:50the licorice oil salts
54:51the licorice oil salts
54:52when you got the sweets in there
54:53and then
54:53we want to draw your attention
54:55to the milk bottles
54:56that came into camp
54:57I didn't take more than one
54:59no
55:00no you didn't
55:00no you didn't
55:01but some people did
55:02I know
55:02we know
55:02and they're not with us
55:03well they
55:04they've um
55:05they told you
55:06they took one each
55:07and that was
55:08there were 13
55:08yeah
55:09there were actually 20
55:10to start out with
55:11whoa
55:12wait till I report that
55:14wait till I
55:16and you took
55:16so your friends
55:17H and Jin's were uh
55:18they kind of threw Kelly
55:19under the bus
55:20but
55:21no they ate it
55:22yeah they ate it
55:23oh my god
55:23will I have to punish them
55:25when they come out
55:25yeah you will
55:26are you surprised to hear that
55:28yeah
55:28but they do anything
55:30you know what I mean
55:31they do anything
55:31but you don't mind it
55:32because it's funny
55:32I don't
55:33well they're funny
55:34but they still have to be punished
55:35very badly
55:37sounds like she's looking forward to the punishment
55:39I can't believe it
55:39they ate all the
55:40yeah they did
55:41they had three each
55:43okay
55:44I'll deal with it
55:45Ruby
55:46we're running out of time
55:48overall did you have fun
55:49oh yes
55:50more than fun
55:51more than fun
55:52I bonded
55:52yeah
55:53and there they are
55:54that's the camp you left behind
55:55who would you like to win it now
55:57who do you want to be king
55:58king or queen of the jungle
55:59well I'm sure
56:00it's Ginge
56:01yeah
56:01I'm sure
56:02I'll put money on it
56:03oh yeah
56:04deserving winner
56:04deserving winner
56:06okay
56:06Ginge it is for you
56:07he's the strongest
56:08hold on there for a second
56:09stay there for a minute
56:10Ruby
56:10because the vote now reopens
56:11the only way to make sure
56:12your favourites are here tomorrow
56:14is to get behind them
56:15so do you want to save
56:17H
56:18is Ginge your favourite
56:19would you like Jack to stick around
56:21do you want Lisa to stay
56:22is Martin your man
56:24are you a Shona fan
56:25or is Tom your choice
56:27you get five free votes
56:28via the app
56:29and the vote closes
56:30during Thursday night's show
56:31that is it from us here
56:33but you can hear more
56:33from Ruby over on ITV2
56:35where Joel and Kemi
56:36are waiting with
56:37I'm a Celebrity Unpacked
56:38and we'll be back
56:39tomorrow night
56:39at nine o'clock
56:40but right now
56:41all that's left for us to say
56:42is Ruby
56:43you're a celebrity
56:44get yourself out of here
56:45Ruby Wax everybody
56:47Ed's over there
56:50waiting for you
56:50can I take my champagne
56:52take your champagne
56:53thank you
56:57can I enjoy this
57:02wow
57:04wow
57:06wow
57:10oh my god
57:13oh my god
57:15I can't believe you
57:32I can't believe you
57:34oh my god
57:35oh my god
57:35oh my god
57:36I can't believe you
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