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00:00Hello, someone's doing yoga in my garden. Hello, can you not speak to me?
00:10I'm trying to keep calm. I'm trying to keep really calm.
00:13Yeah, okay, I can't keep calm if there's a random person in my garden doing yoga. Hello?
00:18It's the perfect location this work. Perfect.
00:21What do you mean perfect location?
00:23Nice and still. Nice and enclosed. Nobody can see me.
00:28I can see you. Hello. You're in my garden. How did you even get here?
00:34Excuse me. You can't have a conversation. Hello?
00:38I couldn't be here longer. I need to get it done.
00:42You didn't need to get it done. I need to get out of my garden. What the hell is going on?
00:47Oh, this is what I needed.
00:50What on earth is going on? I'm just so confused. Excuse me. Why in my garden?
00:57It's a yoga garden. It's a yoga garden.
01:03It's not a yoga garden. It's my garden.
01:06Where did it even come from? And how did you get back there?
01:10I'm a neighbour.
01:12What do you mean you're my neighbour?
01:15So what? You just use other people's gardens?
01:18She just shushed me.
01:20Why are you just shushing me?
01:23You need to calm.
01:24It's too irate. You've got to calm down.
01:27I'll be a lot more calmer if you leave my garden.
01:32It's trespassing.
01:35How can you even relax in someone's garden?
01:37I am so confused here.
01:39It's ridiculous.
01:42Hello?
01:43Yes.
01:44I'm talking to you.
01:45You keep ignoring me.
01:46Why are you in my garden?
01:48I'm not in my bed.
01:49I've got to get into the mode.
01:51You've got to get into the mode.
01:52You've got to get up, get on the road and get back to your house.
01:56Or why can't you use your own garden?
01:57You can come and join me.
01:58What do you mean I can come and join you?
02:00Don't be cheeky.
02:01I'm not joining you.
02:03I'm not joining you.
02:04You're going to get up and you're going to go.
02:10Oh my goodness me.
02:11How is this person just randomly doing yoga in my garden?
02:16And you're making the noises and stuff.
02:18Excuse me?
02:20Hello?
02:24Stop shushing me and get up.
02:29You've lost the plot.
02:31You finished now?
02:32You finished now?
02:33Oh my goodness.
02:34You said you finished now?
02:35Three minutes.
02:36You took three minutes?
02:37That's a bit three minutes.
02:38That is absolutely crazy.
02:40I've been filming you for about three minutes now at this rate.
02:43You've just been sat there.
02:46Can you speak to me now?
02:47You should try it.
02:48You should try it.
02:49You should try it.
02:50I think you need to.
02:51You need to let your calm come out.
02:56I need to let my calm come out?
02:57You should be agitated.
02:58I promise you.
02:59I'll be less agitated if you left my garden and went and did it in your garden.
03:03Is there a reason you chose my garden?
03:06Yeah.
03:07And why is that?
03:08Is nice, again?
03:10It's a nice garden feeling.
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