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00:00The two most talked about prospects in the world, Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:06It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:08We've seen each other a while.
00:10Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:12What is your room number?
00:14This is such a bad idea.
00:16You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:18A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:21Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:22My what?
00:23So what's my name going to be?
00:24Dream.
00:24How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:30What was that?
00:31Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:32What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:35No one is looking.
00:36You don't know that.
00:37Hollander, see you next season.
00:54Hollander, see you next season.
01:25Let's go!
01:30I hope your magic is gonna get out soon
01:35And then I hope you're gonna get out soon
01:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:43And then I hope you're gonna get out soon
01:46Good job
01:52Give you a hand
01:54A golden star
01:55You think you're clever
01:57Good God
01:59She took a break
02:01Made a mistake
02:03When she made driver
02:05Get lost forever
02:08Get lost forever
02:12Get lost forever
02:16You think I'm pretty
02:21You think I'm pretty
02:23You think I'm pretty
02:24You want to put me
02:25Close it off
02:25Want me back out on the ice
02:26For the boss
02:27And follow the boss
02:28I think I lost the game
02:30To make sure that they probably
02:31I gave you magic
02:32I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:35I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:38Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:42I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:46I know you're hurt but right
02:51Hunched over your phone like
02:54A tree dug up a hill
02:57It's crooked from doing bad bites
03:02You say you're lost to seek
03:06All the power and the light
03:09You're lost to hope you're elegant
03:13I'm standing in my light
03:17You're standing in my light
03:20You're standing...
03:22I'm abandoned
03:26It's always hard to heal
03:27You say you're lost to me
03:28You're late
03:29I's ΠΠ΄Π½Π°ΠΊΠΎ
03:30I don't feelΩΩ
03:30I mean...
03:31You think I'm pretty
03:31Yeah, you think
03:32I'm pretty
03:33Yeah, you think I'm pretty
03:34Don't, you say you're scary
03:36Yeah I mean, those pictures
03:38What do you see
03:38You saw
03:40Oh, yeah.
03:42In spite of everything, I guess there's just no fear there.
03:45So, nice job.
03:47Now get out of the way.
03:50Good job.
03:51Just take a fucking hit.
03:53I said I'll see ya.
03:54You wanna be ya.
03:55You wanna be ya.
03:57Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya.
04:01Nice job.
04:03Get out of the way.
04:05You're in our way.
04:07Get lost forever.
04:10Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:24I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:26I fucking mean what I mean.
04:28They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:30The fuck does that mean?
04:32They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:33You want to see it?
04:34No, thanks.
04:35Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:37Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:40I'm not even that much.
04:42Whatever you need, Captain.
04:44Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:51Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:56Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
04:58but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:02And how about that other team?
05:05Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:07He had a hat-trick last week,
05:08and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:10Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:12No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:14Thanks, guys.
05:14Bye-bye.
05:15Bye-bye.
05:16Bye-bye.
05:23Bye-bye.
05:37Bye-bye.
05:45I don't know.
06:15I don't know.
06:45I don't know.
06:51Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:54Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:56You're straight up blushing, Ross.
06:58Well, no.
06:59Never in life have I blushed.
07:00Russians do not do this.
07:01You will murder me.
07:19Maybe.
07:19Get in.
07:25Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:28What the fuck?
07:30You were hard, weren't you?
07:32For how long?
07:32The whole game.
07:34You're such a fucking ass.
07:36You missed me, didn't you?
07:38I fucking did it.
07:40And I still beat your ass.
07:41Oh, barely.
07:49Wow, nice place.
07:51Thanks.
07:51I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
07:59I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:04Mr. Businessman.
08:05Shut up.
08:06Mr. Landlord.
08:09You asked.
08:10No, I didn't.
08:25So what do you want me?
08:27In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:30Fuck you.
08:34Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:36No.
08:38I hired someone.
08:40A designer.
08:42You think there is enough?
08:44He's such an asshole.
08:47I think maybe you'll like it.
08:50Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:53I had one.
08:54You shouldn't be smoking.
08:55You shouldn't be talking.
09:01Come here.
09:02No, you come here.
09:03No, you come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:11You don't want me.
09:11No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:13It's the wound.
09:18It's the wound.
09:28Don't worry, it will fit.
09:40Wow, wow.
09:43I think this will be enough.
09:45Fuck off.
10:13Don't go.
10:15Please don't go.
10:17Please don't go.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:25Stay right here.
10:31He's okay.
10:33Hmm?
10:35Oh, shit.
10:37Oh, shit.
10:39I think you're okay.
10:43Oh, shit.
10:45You're okay.
10:47Oh, shit.
10:48Oh, shit.
10:49Oh, shit.
10:51Oh, shit.
10:52Oh, shit.
10:53Thank you, okay?
11:03It's you.
11:07It's you.
11:09Okay.
11:11It's you.
11:15It's you.
11:19It's you.
11:23It's you, okay?
11:25It's you, right?
11:48Are you?
11:50Oh, God.
11:53Oh, God.
11:57Oh, God.
11:59Oh, God.
12:00Now the bed's all dead.
12:20What?
12:22Shut up.
12:27We'll show it now, okay?
12:30Stay in line.
12:38Stay in line.
12:44Stay in line.
12:51You killed me, Lunder.
12:55I'm dead.
12:57That was so fucking hot.
12:58We're at the wait.
13:06I should go.
13:20So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:31Oh, right.
13:34Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:38Mm, yes.
13:40My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:43They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
13:50I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:53My father, yes.
13:55Maybe my brother, but who knows.
13:58Cool.
13:58Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:01I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:04Dreaming of what?
14:04Ron's medal?
14:06You fucking wish, dude.
14:11Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:15Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:18Such a good drink.
14:20Your cab is definitely here.
14:32Bye.
14:41Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:45For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:48and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:52What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:56A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
14:59and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:02chosen as his country's captain.
15:07Je dΓ©balle dans ma vie
15:10Piedre qui roule de la cigare Γ la fournie
15:21Le car encore endormi
15:27All in there.
15:32What's up, motherfucker?
15:34Boys.
15:35Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:36Be nice, Fanny.
15:37Be nice to you.
15:38I fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:39Did you see that game?
15:40Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:42A debacle.
15:43Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:45Uh, I don't know.
15:46Nothing to me.
15:47That's for sure.
15:48I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:50Uh-uh.
15:51It's USA this year, baby.
15:52We're fucking coming for you.
15:53Okay.
15:53Trust me.
15:54You look great in Soervani.
15:55Don't even stress.
15:55Oh, good one.
15:59Does your room have that smell?
16:01Yes.
16:02Yes, it does.
16:03Is it black mold?
16:05Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:06Yeah.
16:06He's probably right.
16:07The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:09All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:11My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:13We train together.
16:14Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:16I'd love to show up for them.
16:17Hell yeah, man.
16:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:22What do you mean?
16:24Hold on.
16:25I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:27I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:31Hey, here's me.
16:33Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:36Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:55Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:11Yeah, he did.
17:15I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:17I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:38I'm not here.
17:42No, I saw you up here.
17:46I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:48Fine.
17:49Go sit down.
17:53We are not anything.
17:57Go away, Hollander.
17:58Are you okay?
18:07Please, go.
18:09You didn't answer my text.
18:12No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:15Now you go.
18:17Fine.
18:19Fuck.
18:19Fuck.
18:19You need to meet me.
18:34Yes, my brother.
18:34The minister still wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you want.
18:42This is my honor.
18:44You have to be proud of me.
18:47After yesterday, you won't win...
18:52...Latwia.
18:54...Latwia.
18:56And he still does.
18:58How do you do it?
19:00It's not?
19:01It's not.
19:02It's not that.
19:04They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:07It's not a game, it's a game.
19:09It's a real shame.
19:11It's not to prove the hope you showed up in the childhood.
19:14I'm playing better now than when I was.
19:17Our team is damaged.
19:19The team is playing.
19:21Playing?
19:22What is this American absurd?
19:24What is it playing?
19:26You're a captain, you're doing them playing.
19:29You're always looking for someone who is guilty from the childhood.
19:37Who is it to you?
19:41Your mother?
19:42She doesn't know how to do this.
19:44I've also wanted to kill you.
19:46I am looking for you.
19:47You must be lying.
19:48No, not yet.
19:49Mom, you're lying.
19:51You've been dead.
19:52You're lying.
19:55I don't know, you're lying.
19:56You're lying.
19:57You're lying.
19:58I didn't know, you were lying.
19:59You're lying.
20:00I did not.
20:01Where did Polina?
20:02In Moscow?
20:04Of course?
20:05Of course.
20:06Of course.
20:08We need to go to the night,
20:16so I can meet with the minister.
20:21Yes. Ready?
20:25Let's go.
20:28Of course, he's always the same.
20:31He's always the same.
20:33He's always the same.
20:35He's always the same.
20:37It's too long.
20:38He's always the same.
20:39He'll stay outside.
20:40He's always the same.
20:42He's always the same.
20:43We're all good.
20:46Too good.
20:48But this is a problem with the leader.
20:51This is a problem with the leader.
20:54He's always the same.
20:57He's too much talk about.
21:00You're my angel.
21:04You're talking too much, especially when it comes to hockey.
21:09Only when we win, dad.
21:12I'm going to buy a bar, and he needs another one.
21:17Look how she's got him for you.
21:19From the same time.
21:22I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:27I want to drink.
21:28I don't know if she's interested in it.
21:34I don't know.
21:47It's been a long time ago.
21:53It's been a long time ago.
22:00I think I've played well.
22:02I would like to say thank you, but I know that you are not looking for any of the games.
22:06For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you are trying to avoid this.
22:11I sometimes blame him in my opinion.
22:14When I understand what it is, I blame him in my opinion.
22:18In any case, it does not mean for you.
22:21Does not mean? Why did you do that?
22:24Your father is a fool, who will be in any case.
22:27You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:31And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:37Really?
22:38Yes, really.
22:39Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:41New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:45I think you will win this year.
22:48In this year?
22:49Yes, in this year.
22:50Because I think he is traumatized.
22:55Why do you know everything?
22:57On the extra sense.
22:59And the craft of the world is not a boy.
23:01You can't get to the team.
23:03You look at the team.
23:04They are pretty good.
23:05You can't get to the rest.
23:06You can win.
23:07You can win.
23:08You can win.
23:09You can win.
23:10You can win.
23:11You can win.
23:12You can win.
23:13You can win.
23:14You can win.
23:15Not that much earlier.
23:16In the final, most of the time, they will be San Francisco.
23:18San Francisco.
23:19And they are good.
23:20But they are too young.
23:21And so you won't win the Cup of Xenia in a year ago, than I did with my father.
23:32I'm not going to sleep.
23:33But tomorrow you need to be perfect.
23:35You should be perfect.
23:36You should be perfect.
23:37You should be perfect.
23:38You should be perfect.
23:39But you need to be perfect.
23:42And see you soon.
23:43See you soon.
23:44Bye bye.
23:45Bye bye.
23:46Well, bye bye.
23:47Well, how are you, Sash?
23:57Oh, it's cool. I just love this place.
24:04Clubs, my head.
24:08Guys, it's just nice.
24:12Oh, boys. Well, you've seen French people.
24:20Right, Elia?
24:27Oh, my God.
24:30You don't know anything.
24:33You don't know anything.
24:36You don't joke.
24:39You don't flirt at the answer.
24:42You're kidding.
24:45RΠ°Π½ΡΡΠ΅ ΡΡ Π±ΡΠ» Π²Π΅ΡΠ΅Π»Π΅Π΅, Ρ ΠΌΠ΅Π½Ρ Π΅ΡΠ΅.
25:04ΠΠ΄Π΅ΡΡ? SΠ΅ΡΡΠ΅Π·Π½ΠΎ.
25:07It was the danger that you had earlier.
25:12If you remember, you don't change me.
25:17We're the children, Sash.
25:21Yes.
25:23That's right.
25:28Let's go.
25:30Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:35No.
25:37Okay.
25:45Okay.
25:47Okay.
25:49I'm happy to see you.
25:51Okay.
25:59I'm happy to see you.
26:02I'm happy to see you.
26:07Okay.
26:08Captain's here.
26:09Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:11Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:12Just put them down. What am I supposed to do? I don't know. My mom told me to get away. Oh, my God.
26:28There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:29Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:30That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:31Oh, Hollander, is that a rule?
26:32Unfortunately, it is.
26:33Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:34No, no, fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:35Fuck you, AJ.
26:36Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:37Hey, Hayden.
26:38Stop it, Hayden.
26:39Boys, it's starting.
26:40Turn it up.
26:41It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside. As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:45Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break. A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
26:52Ooh.
26:53He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games. Okay, listen the fuck up. Look.
26:58I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored. I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago. I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before. Now, I only need one.
27:11It's not bad.
27:12It's not bad.
27:13It's not bad.
27:14It's not bad.
27:15It's not bad.
27:16It's not bad.
27:17It's not bad.
27:18It's not bad.
27:19It's not bad.
27:20It's not bad.
27:21It's not bad.
27:22It's not bad.
27:23It's not bad.
27:24It's not bad.
27:25It's not bad.
27:26It's not bad.
27:27It's not bad.
27:28It's not bad.
27:29It's not bad.
27:30It's not bad.
27:31It's not bad.
27:32It's not bad.
27:33It's not bad.
27:34It's not bad.
27:35It's not bad.
27:36It's not bad.
27:37It's not bad.
27:38It's not bad.
27:39It's not bad.
27:40It's not bad.
27:41It's not bad.
27:42It's not bad.
27:43It's not bad.
27:44It's not bad.
27:45It's not bad.
27:46It's not bad.
27:47It's not bad.
27:48It's not bad.
27:49It's not bad.
27:50I know you can do it I've seen you fucking do it I've seen every one of you do it so leave it
27:59all the fuck out there tonight because this is our fucking night this is our fucking cup
28:10I can't believe that assholes about to win the cup and Shane hates him the most what you hate
28:30Rosanoff of course but he's very good at acting the best probably no you're the fucking best all I do
28:39yeah not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian
28:43and that is that the Boston Raiders are your MLH champions what a comeback story this year
28:51from Ilya Rosanoff the captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs leading his team
28:56in block shots in shots against and obviously it comes on
29:00I'm literally hungry as you talk to me
29:04I'm literally hungry as you talk to me
29:17well nice watch can I give this to you for free or what
29:35where the fuck were you on five seconds
29:37yeah 25 seconds
29:38what were you even doing
29:39and now presenting the Lord Tower Award
29:44I was busy
29:45it was who
29:46Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall
29:48but the most important thing
29:56is the friends we make along the way
30:00hey before we give out next award can I get a selfie with you
30:06what
30:07come on when will this ever happen again buddy
30:10okay fine but hurry up
30:12great give me your number I'll text them to you
30:22no chance
30:23and the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to
30:29lide he's a hero
30:39growl
30:40growl
30:41growl
30:43growl
30:49growl
30:52growl
30:55well what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text from me in like six
31:19months you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then
31:24for some clown show so yeah what the do you actually want from me well
31:37i want you to suck my dick oh you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
31:54maybe yes nicely
32:03yeah please
32:09if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:13we'll have to ask nicer than that
32:20please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:24and suck my dick please
32:38no
32:44what no
32:48we'll go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
32:54and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
33:05maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:07when did your english get so good
33:14i uh i read the new york canal
33:16really
33:18really no the new yorker is boring
33:23my dad loves it
33:24uh
33:26so being boring is is genetic
33:29wow
33:31genetic
33:37let's make a deal
33:40if you win mvp tonight i will blow you
33:42fuck you whatever you want
33:44and if you win
34:06good luck coming
34:14good luck
34:21happy
34:25good
34:28good
34:30good
34:36good
34:38good
34:40good
34:42good
34:43good
34:44Congratulations.
34:56Now take off your clothes.
34:59You're such an asshole.
35:14You're such an asshole.
35:44What?
35:48Just a lot of windows.
36:11Good.
36:12Now get on the bed.
36:21This is a good hotel.
36:23Very nice vodka.
36:25It's hard to find in America.
36:26Okay.
36:31Touch yourself.
36:32What?
36:33Show up for me.
36:34I want to watch you.
36:36You what?
36:37It's my special day, Hollander.
36:38I want to watch.
36:40I've never.
36:41No shit.
36:42Fuck you.
36:44Give me some vodka at least.
36:46No, no, no.
36:47Vodka is for after.
36:48It's your reward.
36:49I don't know.
36:56I want to watch...
36:58I want to watch you.
36:58I want to watch you.
36:59Good night.
37:00Bye.
37:00First of all,
37:02fuck me,
37:02I'll take it.
37:04I'll try again.
37:05Bye.
37:06Bye.
37:07Bye.
37:07Bye.
37:08Bye.
37:08Bye.
37:08Bye.
37:09Bye.
37:09Bye.
37:09Bye.
37:10Bye.
37:10Bye.
37:11Bye.
37:12Bye.
37:13Bye.
37:13Bye.
37:14Bye.
37:14Bye.
37:15Bye.
37:16Bye.
37:16Bye.
37:16do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:34describe it oh my god hollander
37:46are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:02i need
38:06what you know tell me
38:11you i need you
38:41so
38:52so
38:54so
39:10so russia this year was something else
39:25it's intense there
39:31so are you heading back soon
39:38back
39:40to russia for the summer
39:43oh yes
39:45why
39:52what do you mean why
39:55do you have to
39:58there is no have to it's
40:02it's home
40:03yeah but
40:06i don't know is it safe
40:09what do you mean safe
40:12i don't know
40:14do you do you even like it there
40:18what difference does it make
40:26a pretty big one i think
40:29i need to sleep
40:37oh
40:38yeah me too i should
40:42so uh i'm off
40:52goodbye hollander
41:12you
41:12now
41:13yeah
41:21yeah
41:23yeah
41:24yeah
41:33yeah
41:34yeah
41:35yeah
41:36yeah