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00:00Christmas is coming so is my birthday maybe something fantastic will happen
00:05like a pint of Ben and Jerry's what so I just redo this whole thing redo it
00:14we do we do what video anyways you guys have no idea so was that good enough
00:25for you crystal do you have anything you would like to say to everybody have a
00:31good Christmas hello everybody this is vlogmas 18 cannot believe it huh I'm
00:53currently standing in the bathroom and I'm about to do this for the next hour of
01:04my life I have not taken a bath and my god I don't even know how long it's been
01:13so I just woke up gonna take a bath um I will not be washing my hair today so I
01:20figured why not take a bath because I cannot wash my hair in the bath I'm like
01:25really dumb in that area so I will be taking a bath and not washing my hair
01:33um like I told you guys I do not wash my hair every day I don't think anybody
01:38should um my girlfriend does because her hair is so thin and it does get kind of
01:44oily quick but that's just her way of doing it and I accept that but I don't
01:50think anyone should wash your hair every day because your hair does need your oils
01:54but I'm not going to sit here and preach I just wanted to check in and tell you
01:57guys here is vlogmas 18 coming your way
02:01so this is monkey's favorite treat it's like a pig
02:27here but it's peanut butter and it's supposed to be healthy for the dog and
02:31he literally goes insane watch this when I give it to him he'll book it
02:40what look at him run like I might take it from him actually you know what I'm gonna
02:47try oh look at him he knows I'm coming for it
02:54all right go eat it boy you know what's really weird
03:02we do this thing with monkey where we act like we want to take his um pig ear and he growls at us
03:10but it's impure like just joking around because like if you saw just then he will wait for you
03:19to um start eating it because he he wants you to like go up to him and try to grab it because now
03:27it's like a game to him see and now he's eating it because I tried doing it isn't that hilarious
03:33I don't know we just think it's really funny that we kind of um formed him into doing that because
03:42we used to joke around with him and now we have to act like he's taking it or we have to act like
03:47we're taking it but yeah I just think that's too cute and too funny
03:50even though it says a breakfast on the go this is what I'm having for a snack
04:02because all I've eaten today so far is the salad and I'm feeling kind of hungry
04:07so many people are um commenting and giving me advice about my tooth and I want to say I appreciate
04:15it a lot that you guys actually sat through that and listened to me whine like a little baby
04:19but I just wanted to let you guys know that I am taking Tylenol and um it seems to be helping
04:25because it definitely doesn't hurt as bad as you can tell I'm able to talk more open my mouth more
04:31I'm actually smiling I'm not crying like a little child like I was in that video pretty much
04:36but I just want to say thank you guys for um giving me the advice you can I'm taking it all in and
04:43if it does get worse I will definitely um go to the hospital and um see what they can do for me
04:51um I actually called a free clinic um the day it was hurting me really bad because I wasn't so much
04:58faint faint I wasn't so much faint how do I just say pain and um they told me that it will take months
05:06to be seen if I am accepted I know I will be accepted I don't have any insurance I don't have any money
05:12but um so I think I'm in the right hands and Tylenol is helping and thank god because the pain was
05:19excruciating I must say but um I just want to say thank you guys so much for your
05:24advice and your concern it means a lot to me
05:42okay so the movie we chose was a documentary we're gonna choose another
05:58okay so the movie we chose to be able to do it we do we do what the video
06:14go just say what you wanted to say real quick
06:31it's one sentence okay act like you're saying it to me
06:39that's what you get for not reading what's an out
06:42okay everybody
07:04I'm about to film a confession I am obsessed with the salad I make I literally could eat this
07:13every single meal every single day like I just don't even know what to do with myself
07:20so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna show you each ingredient that I use with the container
07:28so in case you guys want to try this because I I am in heaven when I'm eating this salad like I
07:36don't I don't even know how to express the love I have for it and it's healthy like a healthy salad
07:43that I am in love with now that's the way to go so I'm going to show you each and every item I used
07:50and the brand and where I got it in case you guys want to try it
07:53so this is the lettuce slash spinach salad stuff I use
08:02um it's market side organic baby spinach and it is from Walmart
08:08so I put this in the bowl
08:12and then I use market side balsamic vinaigrette dressing
08:19I am obsessed with this you guys
08:23it is the best dressing I have ever tasted in my life
08:27I also got this at Walmart and when you go to look for it it is not by the dressings where you typically find it
08:34because it is natural
08:35so you will find this over by the lettuce and the spinach
08:40by the fruits and the vegetables
08:42so that is where you'll find this
08:45it is so good I cannot even get over it
08:48like it is the best invention when it comes to a dressing I have ever even tasted in my life
08:55and the fact that it's healthy and all natural is insane to me
08:59because it tastes so unhealthy
09:02and then I use Carmel Real Baking Bits
09:06I got this from Walmart
09:07but I am so positive that you can find that pretty much anywhere
09:13so after I add this
09:16I add this
09:17and then I add this
09:19it is feta cheese
09:21you can use any feta cheese
09:23this is just traditional
09:24I feel like the traditional and the low fat
09:28taste exactly the same
09:30so if you wanted to get low fat you could do that
09:32but I find that feta cheese has the best taste when it comes to cheese
09:37and it goes perfectly with this stuff
09:39and really you don't even need a lot to get you know far in your salad
09:46and then at the end to top it all off
09:52I do add a few green olives
09:57I also got these things at Walmart
09:59everything I got from Walmart
10:00you don't have to add the green wallets
10:03because I was looking over there
10:05you don't have to add the green olives
10:08my girlfriend doesn't
10:10so what she does is she adds these
10:12which she also got from Walmart
10:14they are Salad Pizazz Asian Cashew Medley
10:18I would use this as well because it's delicious
10:21but I use this instead
10:23because I love green olives
10:25she doesn't
10:26and yeah
10:27Smokey
10:28so that is what I put
10:33all these things
10:35and they
10:38it is just
10:39it is heaven
10:41and if you guys want to know calories
10:42I guess I could do that real quick
10:44even though this doesn't really matter
10:46for this whole container
10:49it's 35 calories
10:51me and my girlfriend split this twice
10:53so
10:53yeah about that
10:56and then for two tablespoons of this
11:00it is 110 calories
11:02but you don't even need two tablespoons
11:05I'm telling you that right now
11:07for the bacon bits
11:09one tablespoon is 25 calories
11:12for this
11:14one fourth a cup is 70 calories
11:18I don't think you'll need one fourth of a cup
11:21I don't use one fourth of a cup
11:24so
11:25and then for the olives
11:27it is five olives for 25 calories
11:29and then for this
11:31it is one tablespoon
11:33for 35 calories
11:34and if you were to add it all up
11:38and you used every
11:40single item
11:41on here
11:42and you used a serving of it all
11:45including this gigantic thing
11:48I'm about to do this
11:50real time
11:51in my head
11:52so this might get scary
11:53so
11:5635
11:57plus 110
11:59is 145
12:00plus
12:0225
12:02is
12:03160
12:05no no
12:10that's embarrassing
12:11I think it's 170
12:12sorry about that
12:13and then for a serving of this
12:15which is 70
12:17I think is going to be 240
12:18and then plus another 25
12:21is going to be 265
12:23and if you wanted to use these as well
12:2535
12:25265
12:26it is going to be 295
12:28for the biggest salad of your life
12:30and you will enjoy every single bite
12:33if you like all of these items
12:34and you put them all in a bowl
12:36and mix them around to heaven
12:39I think you will thank me later on
12:42I must say
12:43so I was going to put this in a vlog
12:46but I'm going to upload this separately
12:47because
12:48yeah
12:49and I've already showed you guys
12:51the salad I make pretty much
12:52but
12:53I have a few new ingredients
12:55which is these two
12:56and then my girlfriend uses that
12:57so I had to show you guys
12:58so
13:00give it a go
13:01if you have a Walmart
13:02and you go there
13:03because it is delicious
13:04it is healthy
13:05only 295 calories
13:07and I highly doubt
13:09you will use a full serving
13:10of all this
13:11so it's actually lower than that
13:12it's feeling
13:13and it makes you smile
13:15I can tell you that
13:17so if you aren't smiling
13:18try a bite of this
13:21hello everybody
13:23I'm going to do a very short weigh in today
13:26yesterday
13:29I said that I do not want to start 2014
13:33any higher than the weight
13:35that I was yesterday
13:37yesterday I weighed in at 371.6
13:40horrid horrid horrid
13:42and
13:43I watched what I ate yesterday
13:46but not to the best of my ability
13:47trust me on that one
13:48I could have done a lot worse
13:50but I also could have done a lot better
13:51today I weighed in at 371.6
13:55so I stayed the same
13:56I was happy to see
13:57that I did not gain weight
13:58because that
13:59would have actually upset me a lot
14:01but
14:02I didn't gain
14:04and I didn't lose
14:05I mean that's
14:06still me
14:07being on the right track
14:08because my goal is to
14:10not weigh in
14:11on 2014
14:13any higher than 371.6
14:16I feel like it's going to be a struggle
14:18because it's so easy
14:20to go to Christmas parties
14:22and eat whatever I want
14:24and to gain two pounds in one day
14:26it's
14:27my body gains weight
14:28very easily now
14:29um
14:31I understand that I did this myself
14:33and that it's my fault
14:35but um
14:36yeah
14:37we're just going to stick to that goal
14:38I do not want to weigh
14:39any more than 371.6
14:41when 2014 comes along
14:44um
14:45I will continue telling you guys
14:47my weigh-ins
14:48whenever I weigh in
14:49no matter what it is
14:50and I hope tomorrow
14:52I can be the same
14:52or at least down a little bit
14:54and uh
14:55that's it
14:56I hope you guys are having a good day
14:57and if you aren't smiling
14:58smile
14:59bye
14:59hi everyone
15:01so this is the ending of my
15:03vlogmas
15:04um
15:05what is this
15:06vlogmas 18
15:07um
15:09yeah
15:10nothing
15:10is really going to happen tonight
15:12just going to continue playing
15:14Grand Theft Auto
15:14I'm not sure what that weird face was
15:17don't ask
15:18my girlfriend's looking at me like I'm crazy
15:23I'm looking at me like I'm crazy
15:25because I probably am crazy
15:27who isn't crazy
15:29anyway
15:30this is like the most random thing I've probably ever said
15:34but if you guys ever notice this chip right here
15:36that's from my lip ring
15:39that happened like a year and a half ago
15:43when I was eating carrots
15:44raw carrots
15:46at bingo
15:47back when I was dieting and being healthy
15:50while everyone else was eating hamburgers and chips
15:53and everything else
15:54I was eating raw carrots
15:55and this is what I get for
15:57a chipped tooth
15:59do you remember that?
16:01and then your mom's like
16:02let me see
16:03you know what's funny
16:05Crystal's mom does not like these
16:07at all
16:08and I find that hilarious actually
16:10I remember one time we were at a garage sale
16:12which was legit across the street
16:14and we were looking at the perfume and stuff
16:16because that's just how I do
16:17and
16:18someone like complimented me on my lip piercings
16:21because a lot of people do compliment me on them
16:23and Crystal's mom goes
16:25I can't wait until she gets tired of them
16:27and takes them out
16:27I was like
16:29see how it is
16:32no
16:32that's just my thing
16:34and
16:34what I like
16:35anyways
16:36now I'm rambling
16:37but I just wanted to say
16:39bye
16:40kind of
16:40but sometimes I just feel like talking
16:43it's very strange
16:45I'm gonna have Crystal ask me a question right now
16:46so I can
16:47talk to you guys a little more
16:49instead of
16:49that's Grand Theft Auto by the way
16:53okay Crystal ask me a question
16:55oh these are my next
16:58books that I'll be reading
17:00but I'm not finished with
17:01some other books
17:04so I can't
17:05I'm not gonna be talking about these yet
17:06so don't be looking at those
17:07okay
17:08Crystal ask me a question
17:10way to put me on the spot
17:13I can't think
17:15what's your favorite Miyabi song
17:17they don't know Miyabi
17:19I think they want
17:20well they should
17:21alright
17:22she said
17:22what's your favorite Miyabi song
17:24let me tell you stories
17:26no let me tell you a story
17:27Miyabi is Crystal's favorite
17:29musical artist
17:32my first impression of him was
17:36but then I went to a concert
17:39of him
17:40of him
17:41that makes sense
17:42I went to a concert with her
17:44his concert
17:45why can't I talk
17:46and I was absolutely amazed
17:50at his guitar skills
17:52he played the bass right
17:54it was just the guitar
17:56yeah I was like
17:58what am I even watching right now
18:01it was like the most like
18:02cray cray thing
18:03I've ever seen
18:04like legit
18:04he's a Japanese
18:08artist
18:09I don't know if you guys would like him
18:11but his skills
18:12on the guitar
18:12is something I've never seen
18:14in my life
18:15like
18:15he can play it on his back
18:17without looking
18:18like twisting
18:18I don't even know
18:19what was happening
18:20and I started to really like him
18:22and now I really like
18:23some of his songs
18:24I don't care for the Japanese ones
18:25no I'm not racist
18:27it's because I don't understand
18:28what they're saying
18:29so why would I listen to it
18:30that's just how I feel
18:31but so I do have some of his
18:35um
18:35English songs
18:36which
18:37his like whole new album
18:38is English
18:39pretty much
18:40I'm not picky
18:41when it comes to music
18:42at all
18:43so
18:43but yeah
18:44if you guys like music
18:45and you like different things
18:46and this and that
18:47give it a try
18:48I think you should look up
18:50Horizon by Miyavi
18:51if you want to watch something
18:55if you want to watch something
18:57um
18:57should I say perverted
18:59okay that sounds so wrong
19:01watch his music video
19:03Secret
19:03so Miyavi is
19:05M-I-Y-A-V-I
19:08and
19:09the song is called Secret
19:11it's a good song
19:12but the video is
19:14I don't even know what
19:15so
19:17to answer the question
19:19my favorite song
19:22by Miyavi
19:22that was a question right
19:23I guess would be
19:25either be Secret
19:25Horizon
19:26I don't know
19:27one of his English ones
19:29I mean I like it
19:31anyways
19:32this is
19:33going on five minutes
19:34of me just talking
19:35that's the longest outro
19:37I've ever done I think
19:38I didn't get much footage today
19:40because
19:40I don't know
19:42today was kind of meh
19:43and I always forget to show you
19:44what food I'm eating
19:45that was like the most annoying thing
19:47but I
19:47it just makes me so mad
19:49mad
19:51you could show him this
19:54oh
19:56my snack
19:57that I'm gonna eat
19:58I was gonna do a
20:00review on it
20:01but I already tried it
20:02so I don't like to do reviews
20:04I don't like to do reviews
20:08if I've already tried it
20:09so
20:09hi
20:10anyways
20:13it's a chocolate peanut butter
20:15Ottawa protein bar
20:16200 calories
20:18and
20:20I got it from Walmart
20:21in the fruit
20:22and
20:22yeah
20:23the fruit area
20:24so
20:24I've tried it already
20:26and it's really good
20:27it's a chocolate peanut butter
20:28I think Eric said that
20:29but
20:29I think I should end this now
20:31because this is going on
20:32too long
20:33of me just rambling
20:34and Crystal being weird
20:35she does this
20:35because
20:36she doesn't talk
20:37in my videos
20:38so she thinks her hand
20:40is like
20:42better
20:43than her voice
20:44which is weird
20:45oh my hand's so nice
20:47that it like
20:47made her like
20:48lose control
20:49and she dropped
20:49the bar
20:50I'm just kidding
20:51okay
20:51anyways
20:52I'm gonna stop
20:54with this now
20:54so I'm gonna go
20:57and I hope you guys
20:59I hope you guys
21:01had a good day
21:02and guess what
21:03if you're not smiling
21:05smile
21:05bye
21:06bye
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