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00:00Ready for Uzi and Mr. Wolf was rafting in the Amazing Digital Circus Pilot.
00:07Here I come!
00:09I hope this started before... alright, nevermind.
00:15Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus!
00:33My name is Kane, I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, far-stopping,
00:38joint-bending paraphernalia you've ever seen in your eyes alone!
00:41Isn't that right, Mo?
00:42That's right, Kane, I can't bite because you've got cooking up for today.
00:45Well that's likely to be some of the time! Let's get right into the show!
00:49mentation playing
01:09Oh, Gangle!
01:11We're moving that.
01:27I'm gonna have to redo this whole theme song.
01:33I'm not doing that again.
01:35My, my! It appears a new human has entered this realm!
01:39How did I take this?
01:43Just keep grabbing at it.
01:45I wish for all of us.
01:51Sorry, Povni.
01:53What's going on?
01:55I put on some weird headset and now I'm here.
01:59Who are you people?
02:03Why can't I take it off?
02:05Where am I?
02:07Everything's gonna be okay, new self.
02:09We've all been through this.
02:11We just need to get through it.
02:13Oh my god!
02:15Now, my dear, we can't have any of that frowl language around here.
02:19The amazing digital circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages.
02:23You, my friends, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders where anything can happen!
02:29Except for swearing.
02:31Oh my god!
02:33Oh my god!
02:35Oh my god!
02:37Oh my god!
02:39Well...
02:41How do I...
02:43Leave?
02:45Well...
02:47I don't freak out about it or anything.
02:49But, uh...
02:51We don't exactly...
02:53What?
02:54Shut up, Jax.
02:55But, yeah.
02:56He's alright.
02:57Long of the other one.
02:59And, you're alive.
03:00And, you're alive.
03:01And, you're alive.
03:02What do you mean?
03:03Guys, don't be beating me.
03:05They've been stuck here for years.
03:06Well, Kinga over there has supposedly been here in the longest.
03:09Well, it's supposed to have something coming in, so...
03:11Don't you...
03:12Bye, Kinga.
03:13Bye, Kinga.
03:14Bye, Kinga.
03:15Bye, Kinga.
03:16Bye, Kinga.
03:17Oh, Kinga, now I get it!
03:24This is a dream!
03:26And, I should just play along until I wake up, right?
03:32Whatever you say, Kinga.
03:34They broke my comedy mess.
03:37So, Kinga, we have a new adventure today for the new year one.
03:41I'd like to give our brand new member a tour of Circus Grounds first.
03:45Off we go!
03:48Here we have the tent!
03:50This is where your living quarters are, as well as all sorts of other activities.
03:54These activities may include...
04:01Uhhh...
04:03Very...
04:05Fun.
04:06And, here we have the grounds!
04:08Drown yourself in the digital lake, or engage in ridery at the digital carnival!
04:13The moon.
04:14The sun.
04:15The moon and the sun.
04:16The moon and the sun.
04:17The moon and the sun.
04:18The moon and the sun.
04:19The moon and the sun.
04:20Of course not!
04:21This is the moon.
04:22We don't venture out into the void.
04:23How can I know what's out there?
04:24We stay right here, where I can keep my hundreds of all-seeing eyes on you!
04:26Hello, Kinga.
04:27I love you.
04:28Well, get out of here before the moon gets frisky!
04:30Wait, what's that in there?
04:31right here where I can keep my hundreds of all-seeing eyes on you. Hello game, I love you.
04:40Get out of here before the moon gets frisky. Wait, what's that?
04:46Whoa, laid up on Isle U.
04:51Oh, Cobra Bubbles! Stop it!
05:01Wait, wait, was that an exit door I saw out there? Is that a way to leave?
05:05What exit? If there was a way to leave, I'm pretty sure we'd have all left.
05:11Yeah, wait.
05:15Echocchina Cobra.
05:23Oh, sorry, Pomni. Very keen.
05:27And sex. They're not having sex.
05:31How about we talk about something else? What's your name?
05:35My name? My name is, uh...
05:38Pomni. Pomni. That's Pomni.
05:42That's Pomni.
05:44That's Pomni.
05:46That's Pomni.
05:50That's Pomni.
05:56Don't you worry your little head. Your new name can be anything.
06:02I don't care. Just pick anything.
06:12Let's see.
06:14What do you think of...
06:18What do you think of...
06:20Careful, let's try that again.
06:22What the?
06:24What do you think of Pomni?
06:26Uh...
06:28Sure. I think I just...
06:30That suits you right, Jax.
06:32We should have a brand new adventure for our new member, Pomni!
06:36What the heck?
06:38Penis!
06:40Oh my god!
06:42Oh my god!
06:46Since you're here, we're gonna make it a simple, in-house adventure to warm you up to how things work around here.
06:54Oh my god!
06:58Worry, Zulu.
06:59I'll make it something non-intrusive that you can still choose to cock and bong with.
07:02Today's adventure is...
07:04GATHER THE GLONKS!
07:07HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
07:08Oh my god!
07:10I'm so excited!
07:12The entire circus guild will be invested with GLONKS!
07:15And you gotta catch them all!
07:17But what are they?
07:18I'm glad you asked, Bubble.
07:20They're small...
07:21They...
07:23Glonks are small, mischievous critters that steal anything and everything they run into.
07:27They...
07:28They...
07:29They run into...
07:30Why do these humans...
07:31Why do these humans...
07:32How do you stop them?
07:33That's for you to find out!
07:34Now, good luck!
07:35And...
07:36How fun, my little superstars!
07:42What is it?
07:43Oh, that's just one of King's little adventures.
07:46They're just...
07:47Something fun to do, to...
07:49You know?
07:50That astro...
07:51That would be insane.
07:52Speak for yourself.
07:54What do you mean to me?
07:55Zubo...
07:56What happened to Zubo?
07:57Is he either going on...
07:58I don't do it.
07:59Zubo...
08:00What happened to Zubo?
08:01Is he either going on...
08:02I don't do it.
08:03Zubo...
08:04Zubo...
08:05Zubo...
08:06Zubo...
08:07Zubo...
08:08Zubo...
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08:31Zubo...
08:32Zubo...
08:33We're eating.
08:35When I did, I was just seeing the digital games.
08:40I think I'd like to ask him about it.
08:46If this was real, which it isn't, because it's a dream.
08:53The Rockwell!
08:56Why are you looking to be like that?
08:59He's alrighty now.
09:03He's ready.
09:05Let's call him Netflix. Sorry, Jax.
09:07I already got that.
09:17Do you think pairing them up together is a good idea?
09:21It's alrighty now.
09:25Daddy!
09:29From Rockwell.
09:31Where is Rockwell now?
09:33My comedy mask is broken again.
09:35Oh.
09:37There's no more.
09:39So, this is where we all live.
09:41Well, where we all sleep at night.
09:43Even though we don't really need to sleep,
09:45but sometimes it's nice to kind of take a break from everything.
09:49Okay, dog.
09:51I'm sure there will be left before.
09:53Okay, we're just so commony.
09:55We're rather da-da-da-da-da.
09:57I'm sorry, da-da-da.
10:01One hour.
10:03What?
10:05It's bonding.
10:07That's her room.
10:09We usually do when we first arrive,
10:11After a while you start to realize
10:13You really can't leave.
10:15It's not a joke.
10:17I'm sorry.
10:19Hopefully
10:21We get it.
10:23You completely lose sight of who you are.
10:25And why you're even alive.
10:26And when you reach your breaking point,
10:27Something really terrible could happen.
10:31But that's not something we need to deal with today.
10:35About anything else, the adventures give us something
10:37Oh, too much scary. Being seen as a monster. Pomni was being seen as a monster. No, she's not seen as a monster.
10:59Nope. No eating. I love a banana.
11:07What are you doing?
11:14What are you doing?
11:17So this is one hell of a...
11:22What?
11:24What?
11:27I've been looking for this. Thanks for keeping an eye on the coffee. I'm ahead. See you.
11:42Oh, Coco's been obstructed. It's okay. What? Is that?
11:49Uh, it might be that terrible thing I was talking about now.
11:53Oh, yeah.
11:55What?
11:56Okay, wait. Maybe there's no time to fix them. The point it came.
12:00Oh, wow, Coco. Listen, I know we didn't always get along like when you called me out for big love.
12:06Oh, Ragusa.
12:08Oh, no, Ragusa.
12:13Oh, no, Ragusa.
12:16Hey, mommy.
12:22Help me out here.
12:25I understand you don't want to. No.
12:34This is a very horror film.
12:36I'm sorry.
12:50This is a crime nerd.
12:55Oh, it's Cosmetic Catch Gangles, oh my god.
13:11Catching the bathroom, oh my god.
13:15We saw a boy carrying one of Sumpo's pieces down there, remember?
13:19Yeah, thank you for the recap.
13:23I don't know.
13:25We're not very good at this, sorry.
13:27Oh my god, sorry.
13:29You sound rock well.
13:33Okay.
13:35Okay.
13:37Oh, he's doing great.
13:39In fact, I don't think I've ever seen him as heavy before.
13:41Well, it's good to know.
13:43Yes.
13:45Oh, he's doing great.
13:47In fact, I don't think I've ever seen him as heavy before.
13:51Sorry, Jack's Prana.
13:53He actually asked me to give you this.
13:57Bye.
13:59Bye.
14:03Bye.
14:05Bye.
14:07Bye.
14:09Bye.
14:11Bye.
14:13Bye.
14:15Bye.
14:17When the bad guys look good.
14:24No, okay, I'm fine.
14:27What?
14:30No hungry.
14:32I'm just going to eat at a cafe.
14:35Hello?
14:38Ragusa?
14:41Where's your name, right?
14:44Hey, look.
14:51I didn't mean to leave behind like that.
14:55Just look at my hand.
14:58I didn't know what to do.
15:01It's okay.
15:04What you need to do right now is from behind.
15:08He'll be able to convince me and make it take your .
15:13Oh!
15:14Okay.
15:16But where can I find him?
15:19Oh.
15:20Oh, really?
15:23Okay, I'll get him. You just stay right there.
15:30Just hang in there. I'll be right back. I promise.
15:35Come on, baby. I'm sorry for your first name.
15:42You're terrible.
15:46Sorry. I'm sorry, I guess I could.
15:49Well, don't worry about it. I'll just take a look at you. Okay, now?
15:55No, no, no. Zoom in. Stop.
15:58Mom? Hey? I'm gonna make up an issue here.
16:04I'm gonna make up an issue here.
16:10Hey, hey.
16:18Hey, hey, come here.
16:34You're the one hell in the bad guys.
16:54Oh, exactly, Ola.
16:56You know, you could have asked for my consent.
16:58Oh, and keep an eye on you.
17:02I'm sorry, Jax.
17:06Okay, I'm sorry.
17:08I'm sorry, Jax.
17:10I'm sorry, Jax.
17:12Oh, no.
17:14Oh, no.
17:16Oh, look, there's Zubal.
17:18Hi, Zubal.
17:20Help me, you idiot.
17:22You got a room, Zubal.
17:24Now I don't want to help you.
17:26I'm sorry, Jax.
17:28Oh, let's do it.
17:30Yes.
17:32Hi.
17:34Gotcha.
17:36Oh.
17:38Hey.
17:40It'll be fine.
17:42Yeah, it'll be fine.
17:52It's gonna hurt.
17:54It's gonna hurt.
17:56It's gonna hurt.
17:58It's gonna hurt.
18:12Big cry nervous.
18:18Big cry nervous.
18:20A big crying mouth.
18:27God, where is Cain?
18:30Crying mouth.
18:50Oh no.
18:56Look at that, a girl.
19:10Big crying mouth.
19:14He's crying.
19:20And so this is when Hell in the Bad guy can smile here.
19:26Oh no, he's crying.
19:29This is not clear.
19:32What?
19:33I'm not here for the adventure or anything. I'm just here to hide from here.
19:40Oh my God, you're okay.
19:46You didn't see him taking a show in the adventure.
19:49Uh, I...
19:51What are you talking about?
19:53Oh my God.
19:56Oh my God.
19:58Oh my God.
20:00This is Hellcone, don't worry about it.
20:03Hellcone.
20:05Nah, he's fine.
20:07You're right.
20:08How are we going to get out of here?
20:10Guys, over there.
20:15Ladies first.
20:17Oh wait, I don't want to see that.
20:23Wait, how he's not even here?
20:26What is this whole thing for her?
20:28Be quiet.
20:29I can't hear the escalator.
20:31Let me catch this whole thing I can waste.
20:34I've just thought of her.
20:38Ooh!
20:41Big crying nerds.
20:47They're using toilet.
20:48Ooh!
20:49Of pieces!
20:50Ah, oh.
20:51Hey, this is so bad.
20:52Ha ha ha.
20:56Big crying nerds.
20:58He's so bad.
20:59Hey, I'm flying next.
21:12You're in murder rounds mode.
21:19Oh no, turns the amazing digital circuits into murder drones.
21:34Oh my god.
21:41Goddamn, Matrix.
21:47Nerds.
21:48Big crime nerds.
21:55Big crime nerds.
22:04Oh Bubbles, you always know how to make me say this exact sentence.
22:11Yes, third of my wacky watch at this hour.
22:18Oh no, someone's venturing out into the void.
22:20They'll get totally spoiled.
22:26There you go.
22:33Now what the heck of it around here?
22:35Oh yeah.
22:36Mind you it.
22:37Hey, I'm going through a sort of cock post.
22:40He said abstracted.
22:41Don't feel abstracted.
22:43What?
22:44Why didn't anyone get a cellar there?
22:45Oh no, boy.
22:46And then to the cellar you go.
22:50And then to the cellar you go.
22:57Man.
22:58I can't believe the hell I'll just leave up like that.
23:01I mean, I'm scared.
23:03I can't believe it.
23:04I can't believe it.
23:05Yes, thank you.
23:06Yes, it just has to show that you can't rely on camera for anything.
23:10Thank god, Matthew.
23:23I do have to apologize for lying down the exit.
23:25I do have to apologize for lying out of the exit.
23:30I knew how much all of you have been wanting there to be one, but, you know, I was having so much trouble figuring out what to put on the other side and end up never quite finishing it.
23:40And you know how I never like letting people see my unfinished work, especially if it leads you out into Floyd.
23:49Anyway, it looks like you defeated Floyd, Queen, so I cast the adventures over.
23:53Your reward is a delicious digital beast, booked by our and total chef.
23:58Come on.
24:01Yeah, I am pretty hungry.
24:03You didn't even do anything.
24:06No mistake.
24:08Not really, and we don't need to eat, drink, or sleep in this digital world.
24:12Digital food here only gives up the virtual sensation.
24:15We should eat.
24:16Not really, but here's a good movie.
24:20Aufwarden, boud камer to helproot me.
24:23Thank you for your work.
24:26Uhpens Bom�, boom.
24:37We should eat.
24:40Okay.
24:41We should eatад.
24:42Oh, you're really recognizing tops.
24:50Yeah, tops are fine.
24:52It's fine, it's fine.
25:12Oh my god, no.
25:18Hello?
25:19I think it's scarier on the digital surface.
25:27Oh, no, no, no, no!
25:32It's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting,
25:38It's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting
26:08Big cry nurse.
26:38Don't worry about the whole abandoning me for the exit thing. It's perfectly understandable what you were going through at the time, and there's some hard feelings. You're all good.
26:53Um, well, let's appreciate all that. Dean's got a new adventure today, and judging by what he's been teasing, it seems like it's gonna be a fun one.
27:02Today's adventure is...
27:04All right, that was the end of the Mason Digital Circus pilot. Thank you, Uzi and Mr. Wolf.
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