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00:00All right, give me a beat.
00:03I wrote a rap out.
00:07Tonight, we're going to visit the family cafe.
00:09Hopefully, Jenny doesn't use her toilet water in the cafe.
00:12Luke brought back a puppy to win his woman back.
00:15Manon thought the goat farm was super wack.
00:18Chloe stays spying, and Manon keeps crying.
00:20Greta and Mrs. are giddy, and damn, Dylan's pretty.
00:23One of these couples.
00:24Come in!
00:34Sorry, I didn't mean to say damn.
00:36Thanks for calling me out.
00:42So lovely, so how'd you go camping?
00:44I know nothing about camping, but I'm sure you show me.
00:49I'm not a big camper guy.
00:51I just don't like sleeping with snakes.
00:53I'm sure you slept with a few snakes in your life.
00:56What happens if a bear comes?
00:57What are you going to do?
00:58Kill the bear, and you make me out of it.
01:00You got a tiny pocket knife like this.
01:04You don't even own a pocket knife.
01:06I used to call Matthew all the time.
01:08I used to flirt with him more.
01:10I used to send him nudes a lot.
01:12Are you a closet free, or you're a cat lady?
01:14No, I'm the opposite.
01:16I talk a big game, and then I get there,
01:17and then it's all nothing but dead fish,
01:19as far as the eye can see.
01:21That's something we never did.
01:23Because we have internet.
01:24She lose connection.
01:25And if she ain't talking about that connection,
01:28she ain't talking about internet.
01:31I had made a joke one time to Manon.
01:34For money, I could always just dress up as a mime,
01:37put a hat in front of me, and people can pay me
01:39for my mimeing skills.
01:41What's happening to you in this box?
01:43What is that?
01:48It's me climbing out of the box.
01:53Man, you whack.
01:54You don't even know how to do it.
01:55I didn't go.
01:56You like this.
01:57You don't do all of that.
01:58This ain't a Broadway play.
01:59Let me play.
02:06Yo, Jamal, my tall glass of chocolate milk.
02:08Where's my drink?
02:09Here you go, bro.
02:10Sorry.
02:10Dude, how you doing, man?
02:11Good, man.
02:12Cheers, bro.
02:12It's been a while, man.
02:14Dude, it's been so long.
02:15How's your mom?
02:16I haven't seen her in a while.
02:17She's doing good, man.
02:18Thanks for asking.
02:19Tell her I said hi.
02:21I will.
02:21I will.
02:22And I'm glad we're friends again.
02:24Small steps.
02:25Baby steps.
02:25Baby, baby steps.
02:27See, sometimes you just go too far.
02:29Oh, all the time.
02:31Take it one step at a time.
02:33Tim, where are you?
02:34I'm coming.
02:36Coming, coming, coming.
02:37Oh, I thought you might be bringing Tiffany.
02:39Oh, would you like me to invite her?
02:41I mean, I'm just saying I wasn't invited
02:43when you went and hung out with her.
02:44Well, you're busy with your man.
02:46I was not.
02:47I was just in Europe getting engaged.
02:48Now I'm back home, and this is our thing.
02:51Uh-huh.
02:51Stop trying to replace me.
02:52Well, speaking of, the show's been great.
02:54Yeah.
02:55I'm excited about Luke and Madeline.
02:57Of course you are.
02:58Yep.
02:59I love me some Colombians.
03:00Sometimes she sounds just like Jennifer to me.
03:03Well, you know, hopefully she's-
03:04And I can't unsee that.
03:05Yeah.
03:06You just ruined it for me.
03:07Thanks.
03:09I heard Colvin down here.
03:11He's been practicing some beatbox and stuff like that.
03:13We used to do beatbox when we'd take shower, like-
03:16Who?
03:17Me and Colvin.
03:18I've never heard you beatbox with Colvin.
03:19You've never, because-
03:20Let me hear your beatbox.
03:21I've given you so many beats, so many times.
03:30I know, but like, you're kind of like offbeat.
03:32Colvin was like actually on the beat.
03:34Annie, let's go.
03:37The show's on.
03:38Let's go.
03:40Oh, boy.
03:42Coming in my bed, rolling around.
03:44This ain't the playground, and why do you have that in your hair?
03:47I was playing with Ali, and she putting that in my hair.
03:49Let's see how Luki enjoys.
03:50And you're not a little kid anymore.
03:52I am 25.
03:53You 40-what?
03:54My spirit is 25.
03:56And I-
03:57You feel your spirit.
03:59Your bones, eh?
04:00Because I heard a lot of cracking and popping when you did that-
04:03whatever you call it, front flip or fake cartwheel.
04:08Luki's super cute.
04:09All right, all right.
04:10Show's starting.
04:11I'm taking these out.
04:12Okay, I want to take myself to-
04:15And let's-
04:17Woo!
04:19Every little-
04:24All right, where are we at?
04:26We're in Marseille.
04:27Could you do that?
04:28Could you be a mime?
04:29No.
04:30I couldn't.
04:31I always feel like I could do that.
04:33Could you do that?
04:34Oh, I could.
04:35I'm in a box.
04:37Did you go to mime school, too?
04:39No.
04:40It was clown and mime?
04:41Just clown.
04:42They didn't cover some mime.
04:43They didn't cover any mime, so-
04:45Manon.
04:46Manon and Anthony.
04:47Uh-oh.
04:48She don't look happy in that picture.
04:51Salut.
04:52Hey!
04:53Je m'appelle Anthony.
04:55Oh, my gosh.
04:56Why is-
04:57Why is he walking up to this mime right now?
04:59See, first of all, that's not a real mime, because mimes don't talk.
05:03Mimes like this.
05:05Oh, look at him.
05:06Miss French has gotten so much better.
05:07No.
05:08No.
05:09For money.
05:10This is his new career choice.
05:11I don't think this is what she meant.
05:12What was better if Chloe came home mime or underwater basket weaver?
05:15Underwater basket weaver.
05:16Okay.
05:17Like a flyer.
05:18What is happening?
05:19That is not mime.
05:20It is.
05:21No.
05:22No.
05:23For money.
05:24This is his new career choice.
05:25I don't think this is what she meant.
05:26What was better if Chloe came home mime or underwater basket weaver?
05:29Underwater basket weaver.
05:30Okay.
05:31Like a flyer.
05:34What is happening?
05:36That is not mime.
05:37It is.
05:38That is walking in slow motion.
05:39No, but that's like you're supposed to be trying to walk the tightrope.
05:43Let's see you on a tightrope.
05:45That ain't not bad.
05:47Just don't move.
05:48Whoa.
05:49I bet you have great balance.
05:52You look like a balanced guy.
05:53I do.
05:58What the hell is wrong?
05:59I am flying.
06:00I am.
06:01I do what he do.
06:02You look like a superhero who can't land.
06:05Oh.
06:08That doesn't look.
06:09Well, that's what he did.
06:10No.
06:11I'm flying like a butterfly.
06:13What about?
06:14No, I can't remember what I'm doing.
06:16Pretend you're making a pancake.
06:18Let's go.
06:21That is how, no.
06:22Let me show you how to make a pancake in a mime.
06:25Okay.
06:26I had made a joke one time to Manon when we had decided to move here that for money I could always just dress up as a mime, put a hat in front of me and people can pay me for my mimeing skills.
06:48And it's just kind of been this running joke between us.
06:51Yes.
06:52Oh, I like the box.
06:54All right.
06:55All right.
06:56Let me in, dude.
06:57You got to open the door.
06:59What's happening to you in this box?
07:05And you whack.
07:06You don't even know how to do it.
07:07I didn't go.
07:08You like this.
07:09You don't do all of that.
07:10This ain't a Broadway play.
07:11What is that?
07:12It's me climbing out of the box.
07:13I know that Manon and Ben are coming any second.
07:17Ah, stupid.
07:18For what she thinks is a walk.
07:19Here we go.
07:20Oh.
07:21This is what you are doing?
07:22This is what you want to make me.
07:23This is what?
07:24You're not going to French class?
07:25You are miming?
07:26You are miming?
07:27Oh.
07:28Oh.
07:29Oh.
07:30Oh.
07:31Oh.
07:32Oh.
07:33Oh.
07:34Oh.
07:35Oh.
07:36Oh.
07:37Oh.
07:38Oh.
07:39Oh.
07:40Oh.
07:41Oh.
07:42Oh.
07:43Oh.
07:44Oh.
07:45Oh.
07:46Oh.
07:47Oh.
07:48Oh.
07:49Oh.
07:50Oh.
07:52Oh.
07:53What the ?
07:56Oh my no.
07:57He's not very good at being in the box.
08:01It's hard.
08:02This is a complete turn off.
08:05He's taking the jokes way too far.
08:08Like we don't do that in France.
08:10You don't put yourself in a spectacle in the street.
08:13Okay.
08:14She does not like it.
08:15I told you she was not.
08:16She's not gonna like it.
08:17I didn't think she was gonna like it, did you?
08:19I don't think she likes anything, to be honest.
08:21You say anything's worse than the farm?
08:22I think this could be worse than the farm.
08:24This is in public.
08:26Antoni, what the heck?
08:27What are you doing?
08:28What is wrong with you?
08:29Oh, it's a little fun.
08:30A little fun?
08:31Yeah, you're so serious all the time.
08:34I'm just trying to have a little fun
08:35while trying to be like a little romantic
08:37and show you that I love you.
08:38That ain't romantic, bro.
08:39That's no problem.
08:40That ain't romantic, Anthony.
08:42She should at least, you know,
08:44acknowledge the fact that he did something
08:46just to impress her.
08:47Exactly, like what, like,
08:49I feel like they don't know each other,
08:50like you know me.
08:51What is something romantic you would do for me
08:53in France if we were there?
08:55Do a nice dinner, restaurant flowers
08:57and chocolate, champagne.
08:59What about me?
09:00I mean, I just really have to have sex with you anywhere.
09:02I need to be like, whoa!
09:06You did again something that you liked,
09:08that you know that is not my style and not my vibe.
09:12You do that in public?
09:13And then I look like the crazy
09:15and grateful bitch.
09:17You know I don't like these type of things.
09:20I feel like he just doesn't know his wife that well.
09:23Like, he obviously keeps trying to do things
09:26and he's like, oh, she's gonna love it,
09:27she's gonna love it, and it's like, bro,
09:29she doesn't love anything you're doing.
09:31I feel like he just doesn't think.
09:33Well, most men don't.
09:34Most men don't.
09:35He is showing a great example, I think.
09:38Me included, no, I don't think.
09:39I think one of every two think.
09:41So if there's two men in the room, I think.
09:44Well, men definitely think with their wiener.
09:47See, that's you.
09:49I mean, that's absolutely me.
09:52Okay, where are we now?
09:54It looks like the Pacific Northwest.
09:56The tree of woe.
09:58It's French, the same thing.
09:59No, that ain't French, that's down under.
10:02I knew we was batting down under.
10:05With Patia.
10:06Patia and Dillon.
10:08In the out back.
10:10So lovely, excited to go camping?
10:13I know nothing about camping,
10:17but I'm sure you will show me.
10:19Oh, .
10:20Camping.
10:21I keep telling you I wanna go camping.
10:23I just don't wanna sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag.
10:26And then we have to go fish,
10:27we have to catch our own food.
10:28Yeah, I don't have a problem.
10:29And what happens if a bear comes?
10:31What are you gonna do?
10:32Kill the bear and make meat out of it.
10:34Do you actually think you could kill a bear in the woods?
10:36Of course.
10:37Maybe like a little black bear.
10:38You got a tiny pocket knife, like .
10:41You don't even own a pocket knife.
10:44I'm not a big camper guy.
10:46You prefer to stay inside?
10:47Yeah, I need my TV and my air conditioning.
10:50I just don't like sleeping with snakes.
10:52And there's some dangerous spiders here too, by the way.
10:54I'm sure you slept with a few snakes in your life.
10:57I have, I would admit that.
10:59Patia's a big city girl.
11:01And, you know, she doesn't like camping.
11:03But maybe once she actually tries it, she's never tried it.
11:06Maybe she'll love it.
11:07But that don't mean she gotta stay in the damn forest, man.
11:11What is the bathroom at?
11:12You just, you just pick a bush.
11:14I wanna go by myself.
11:15I be like, look, you go, you go, you go straight down two trees
11:19and make a left, first bush on the left.
11:21No, thank you.
11:22I don't camp in there.
11:23You know, they have like glamping tents for that.
11:26If you wanna have like a romantic, like, night under the stars,
11:28you can still have electricity.
11:30Yeah, he's not glamping though.
11:32She would glamp.
11:33And if she's gonna be here in Tassie,
11:36she needs to get into the culture and the lifestyle of Tasmania.
11:42Oh, I love he calls it Tassie.
11:44Is the Tasmanian devil real?
11:46Shut up.
11:48No, I'm serious.
11:49Oh, the actual animal?
11:50Yes, it's real.
11:51Holy .
11:52Yeah, you honestly give Tasmanian devil vibes.
11:57You are the Tasmanian devil.
11:59You see it too.
12:00I wanna see you spin around.
12:02You're a penguin.
12:03I'm a penguin.
12:04Because I'm black and white?
12:05Oh my God.
12:06Good one.
12:07Oh, yes.
12:09Good job.
12:11It's gonna get dark soon.
12:12Let's just pull up some chairs and make some marshmallows.
12:15Some marshmallows?
12:16I think that's what he said.
12:18You like, uh...
12:19Australian accents?
12:20Oh, I do love roasting a marshmallow.
12:23But not without the chocolate.
12:25I don't ever want just the marshmallow by itself.
12:32What the is that?
12:33Kangaroo?
12:34Is that a rat?
12:35It's a rat.
12:36What is that, a wallaby?
12:37I don't know.
12:37Something that if you walk outside in the middle of the night,
12:40take a piss and saw that, it would probably freak you out.
12:42It looks like a giant rat.
12:44Tastes a little patty melon.
12:46Does he bite?
12:47No.
12:48Any animal with teeth bite, Patea, remember that.
12:51My grandmother told me that a long time ago.
12:53Oh, that's cute.
12:55I ate kangaroo in Australia.
12:56Dude, I ate kangaroo in Germany.
12:58It was gamey.
12:59Yes, it's like deer.
13:01It's like deer meat.
13:02Oh my God, venison, yuck.
13:03I felt bad, though.
13:04I thought of that movie with the talking kangaroo.
13:07Oh, man.
13:08I still hate it.
13:12That's mom.
13:13Uh-oh.
13:14Always mom.
13:15I'm shocked they get cell out there.
13:17Hi, mom.
13:18Hi, how are you going?
13:19Good, how are you?
13:21I'm good, where are you now?
13:22Camping with Patea.
13:24Yeah, why are you on the phone?
13:25She's already got the arms crossed.
13:28The first time she calls, she's like,
13:30Oh, can she just not, like, call when we're, like,
13:33trying to do stuff?
13:34I don't want to call her back and tell her.
13:35No, I don't want to call her back and tell her.
13:36Because it seems like you're not going to tell her.
13:37She calls every day.
13:40I'm going to call my kid every day.
13:42Yeah, you're going to have a mama's boy.
13:43Yeah.
13:44Debbie and Colt.
13:46I feel like her and the mom just are,
13:49in each of their heads, they're, like, fighting for Dylan.
13:53But it shouldn't be a competition.
13:55Although I speak of that, like, I don't know,
13:57because my kids are little kids.
14:00When they start dating.
14:02I shouldn't have to choose between my mom and my partner.
14:08If Patea can't move past this, I don't know
14:11how our relationship will work.
14:15I think the mom calling too much too,
14:17because she know he's with Patea.
14:19Like, in his own space.
14:20I want to see how much you call Elio when he get older.
14:24You're going to be so far up his behind.
14:26I don't want to be like that.
14:27Yes, you are.
14:28You're going to be like a buzzer flying over him like this.
14:32Just wait, swoop down.
14:33Oh, oh, you OK?
14:35You OK?
14:36Uh-huh.
14:40We went and fed apples to some hogs yesterday,
14:44and I got bit by a pig.
14:46I got bit by a wild cat one time,
14:48and I freaked out because it died the next day.
14:51Oh, my god.
14:51Yes.
14:52And you thought you did.
14:53You thought you had rabies.
14:54I thought I had rabies, yeah.
14:56Why do I have this string rung on it?
14:58Because Chloe was playing this thing.
15:02It's called the hot dog game.
15:03Oh, my god.
15:04Ew, ew, ew.
15:05You put it in my hair.
15:06Ew, stop.
15:07That is not how the hot dog game works.
15:10OK, well, then talk faster.
15:11Well, you take the hot dog, and you tie it to the string, OK?
15:16Tie it to the string?
15:17Yeah, and then you have to dip the string with the hot dog
15:20into the little paper towel roll holder.
15:23My hot dog is swinging so much.
15:26Now you have to squat and get it in the hole.
15:29Stop.
15:31You're trying to sabotage me.
15:32Fudra, making mine swing like a pendulum.
15:35Up, up, up.
15:37Wait.
15:38Oh.
15:40Oh, god.
15:42I got it, I got it, I got it.
15:45Why can I not get it, OK, OK.
15:47Woo!
15:48It's like ice fishing.
15:50It's exactly like ice fishing.
15:52That's why I knew you'd like it.
15:54But wait a minute.
15:55Oh.
15:57Ow!
15:58You hit me in my eyeball with that.
16:00You're trying to hot dog me in the face.
16:03You, that just shoved my contact into my hubris.
16:11One night for the weekend.
16:13What do you call that orange bird?
16:15That's a flamingo.
16:16So at the San Diego Zoo, they stink.
16:18They smell so bad.
16:20What up?
16:20And they stand on one leg.
16:22Yes.
16:23And they're annoying.
16:24It's weird.
16:24They're really real.
16:26Uh-oh, Chloe and Johnny.
16:28They're selling them back.
16:29Earlier today, I told my mom about Jonathan's cheating.
16:35And now she wants to have some one-on-one time with Jonathan.
16:39Johnny about to get the 50-50, the third degree.
16:42Mm-hmm.
16:43She'll never, you know, take Johnny's side over her daughter.
16:46She's always going to side with her daughter, so.
16:48As you should.
16:50Except dad always takes your side, so it's kind of annoying.
16:54Learning that Johnny cheated on my daughter
16:57has changed a lot of things.
16:59If it was up to me, I would bring my daughter home with me.
17:02Her mom is a little MILF, isn't she?
17:04The mom's kind of hot.
17:05Honestly, I think you and her would hit it off very well.
17:08Really?
17:09From what I've seen, I think you two would be great together.
17:12You should contact her.
17:13Can you get me her phone number?
17:14I don't, why?
17:15What makes you think I have it?
17:16Because you know everybody.
17:18You know, I'm glad we had this time alone.
17:21I do have concerns in regards to an infidelity in Miami
17:25with some girl.
17:27Ooh!
17:28Oh!
17:30That's not it!
17:31Wow.
17:32Look at this, the face of denial, come on.
17:36I kidnap my kid real quick.
17:38Duct tape, back of the car, here we go.
17:41That happened way in the beginning.
17:42We weren't even, you know, like we weren't serious.
17:45We didn't agree to commit to each other at that time.
17:48Look at those cold, piercing, I don't believe you eyes.
17:52I feel like that's like a reasonable explanation.
17:53Yeah, for sure.
17:54If you're not exclusive yet, that's not the same as cheating
17:57once you're exclusive, I mean.
17:59A lot of men do that.
18:01They say, oh, we was like, we was finished in that time.
18:04We was mad.
18:05Like, that's what's case for being a cheater.
18:07If you were to tell me right now, I need space, right?
18:10And you want me to move out and I moved out.
18:13Is that considered we still together or we broke up?
18:16We broke up, but you can't cheat for at least a year.
18:19That's bull .
18:22You both really need to sit down together
18:25and have a conversation to make sure that this is truly
18:30like what Chloe wants, what you want,
18:35whether it's together or separately.
18:38Look, Johnny out there sweating bullets.
18:40He ready to jump in the water, swim away.
18:43I know your daughter's like, what, 35 or something?
18:4636.
18:47Would you let her move to Aruba with the pirate?
18:49Would you go see him?
18:50What if he was like Johnny?
18:52Oh, dude, I would be all over him.
18:53Yeah, yeah, nobody messes with my daughter.
18:56I feel that.
18:57Wait till you have a daughter, man.
18:58You'll know what I'm, you'll know what it's like.
19:00I don't even know what your daughter looks like.
19:02Oh, she's hot.
19:11Man, they still make phone booths?
19:13Ooh, where are we?
19:14That looks like a European dog.
19:17We're with Greta.
19:18Oh, no, they're sitting apart because she doesn't want kids.
19:20And he's like, I'll have to have three kids, Greta.
19:23Yesterday, I told Matthew that I am unsure about having kids.
19:30So I sent out an SOS to the wives' chat because I am completely
19:34spiraling about my relationship.
19:36Who's she calling?
19:37My friend.
19:38How's the cat?
19:39How's my cat?
19:41What if you were like madly in love with me,
19:43and then I was like, yeah, I want kids,
19:45and then we got married, and I was like, ooh, guess what?
19:46I don't want kids.
19:47I'm divorce.
19:49What?
19:51No way.
19:52You're lucky you knocked me up first.
19:55You have duct tape on your finger?
19:57Yeah, we went and fed apples to some hogs yesterday,
20:03and I got bit by a pig.
20:05What?
20:06Can you get rabies like that?
20:08I've been bit.
20:09I've been kicked.
20:10I've been bucked off.
20:11I've been dragged.
20:12You got attacked by the rooster one time, didn't you?
20:14Yeah, the rooster just because she's a king.
20:16King in the coop.
20:17Had all them bitches.
20:19I got bit by a wild cat one time,
20:21and I freaked out because it died the next day.
20:24Oh my god, yes.
20:25And you thought you did.
20:26You thought you had rabies.
20:27Yeah, I thought I had rabies, yeah.
20:29While we were picking apples, I brought up the fact
20:32that I've been really on the fence about having children,
20:36and I was like, I think that you'd be an amazing father,
20:41and I don't want you to resent me.
20:45Her eyes got real wide because she was like,
20:47he will resent you.
20:48Why are you going to tell that man,
20:50he'll be a great father, he'll be this, he'll be that,
20:53but you don't want to give him no kids?
20:54That's just setting them up for failure.
20:56Yeah, she want to give her a cut.
20:58I can see, like, what a good person he is
21:01and, like, what a great husband he would be,
21:03like, an amazing husband.
21:05But for the past six months, we did not feel very connected.
21:10I think she wants out of this relationship.
21:12This is what I'm gathering.
21:13She's homesick, she misses her cat,
21:15she doesn't really like him enough to move her whole life.
21:19Which, but at least she tried.
21:21You gotta give her some applause for that, for sure.
21:24I used to call Matthew all the time.
21:25I used to flirt with him more.
21:28I used to send him nudes a lot.
21:29This girl sent nudes?
21:31This is the girl who said that the bedroom being so close
21:34to his parents wasn't going to be good
21:35for the type of stuff she likes.
21:38What kind of stuff do you think she likes?
21:40I think she's a closet freak.
21:41Oh, yeah?
21:42Are you a closet freak or are you a cat lady?
21:44No, I'm the opposite.
21:45I'm more bark than bite.
21:47I talk a big game, and then I get there,
21:49and then it's all nothing but dead fish
21:51as far as the eye can see.
21:53That's something we never did.
21:55Because we have internet.
21:56She lose connection.
21:58Annie, she ain't talking about that connection.
22:00Angie, she ain't talking about that connection.
22:02She ain't talking about internet.
22:04Whenever I first saw him at the train station,
22:10it was really great to see him, but I didn't feel like,
22:17you know, that spark.
22:19Probably because he told her she smelled.
22:21Well, she probably did.
22:22But that is something you keep to yourself.
22:24I would have told you you smelled when we were a couple.
22:27And look how it worked out for you.
22:28I mean, I'm just saying.
22:30I really love Matthew, but I'm worried
22:34that we might not be compatible anymore.
22:37And I truly just, like, don't know what to do right now.
22:42Poor guy.
22:44Well, he doesn't even know.
22:45That's what I'm saying, poor guy.
22:47When your relationship is broken,
22:49like, they lose connection, like,
22:51Krenta and Matthew, they do have to start the connection
22:53by having a lot of sex.
22:55Yeah, that's true, too.
22:56It'll help bounce back.
22:57What are they in Galico nations?
23:02Just consider it right now.
23:04First class ticket home.
23:06She really tried to get her, though,
23:07too, I was saying first class.
23:09I mean, even I'm like, yeah, I might go home first class.
23:14Here we go, I got drinks.
23:16Cute.
23:17That's right, it's called apple cider.
23:20Margarita, baby, aka the Round and Brown Annie,
23:24aka the turd water.
23:27When you get that water from the toilet.
23:29I'll call this my accent water,
23:31because once I drink it, I can talk with a different accent.
23:34Give me an accent for the season.
23:35You know, this is a great drink, mate, for us all.
23:39You're talking like Australia, guy.
23:41A little bit of the New Yorker.
23:44You know the New Yorker Italian that talking like that.
23:47But then again, when you want to talk like a little English there,
23:49you talk a little bit of rubbish now,
23:51and you talk a little louder and a little stronger back there in London.
23:54You know, the show coming back home.
23:56Hold up.
23:57I need back that Brooklyn accent.
24:00OK, back with the New York accent, baby.
24:03That's that annoying one.
24:04Yeah, let's go.
24:06Oh, we must be back in Aruba.
24:11Johnny and Chloe.
24:14Have you ever been to Aruba?
24:16No.
24:17Maybe we'll go for the honeymoon.
24:18I really want to go to the Caribbean.
24:21Chloe, Johnny, you guys ready?
24:23I'm all packed.
24:24I have to make my flight.
24:25Uh-oh, Michelle's out of here.
24:27Damn, the bank account is leaving.
24:29Damn, you better kiss mommy ass.
24:32We need a couple of Benjis.
24:34Chloe needs to come clean.
24:36Chloe needs to get things straight.
24:38If you're going to rat on your boyfriend,
24:40you've got to rat on yourself.
24:42Wow, look, that's wise, Ed.
24:44They're both, like, bumping uglies.
24:46Facts.
24:47All right, so you know what's in here?
24:51My credit cards.
24:52You know what I can do with those credit cards right now?
24:53Buy you a ticket home.
24:54What do you think?
24:55I don't think Chloe's going with mom.
24:57There's no way.
24:58Mommy's trying to blackmail.
24:59Come home, and I'll give you money.
25:01No.
25:02Just consider it right now.
25:03First class ticket home.
25:05Her mom is still trying to get her to leave.
25:08She really tried to get her, though,
25:10she was saying first class.
25:11Even I'm like, yeah, I might go home first class.
25:14.
25:16Have you ever flown first class?
25:18No, the closest we got is when we flew back
25:20from Cameron, remember?
25:21Oh, yeah.
25:22We flew right below, right behind first class,
25:24which was like, what, premium plus or something?
25:28I don't know.
25:28You still, like, got the menu for dinner.
25:30They set your tray for all your meals, complimentary champagne.
25:36Oh, it was so nice.
25:39I think Chloe feels comfortable in her own mind.
25:43But I think when she feels the difference
25:46between having my financial support and not,
25:49a little bit of reality is going to settle in.
25:52But it doesn't matter, because she's 23 years old.
25:54That's when you're supposed to make dumb decisions
25:57with your life.
25:58Well, lucky for you, when you were 23,
25:59you made a great decision.
26:01Uh-huh.
26:02By spending the next seven years with me.
26:04Yep, sure did.
26:06She should be able to still be able to support her,
26:09even though she is far away.
26:11I'm sorry, is she 12?
26:13She's not 12, but if, I mean, she's been supporting her.
26:16If my adult child was just the one I didn't like,
26:18I'd be like, OK, I'm not supporting this relationship.
26:20Go ahead.
26:21So, Johnny, thank you so much.
26:23All right.
26:24Take care of my daughter.
26:26I will, definitely.
26:26All right, we'll come back to her little birth.
26:28Ooh.
26:30Oh, I'm going to have the whole mass holes from Massachusetts
26:33come down and rip you a new one.
26:35Hey, at least they hugged.
26:36Hey, that's a butt out hug, though.
26:38I hate you.
26:39OK, stop, OK?
26:41Mama, I'm going to leave.
26:42You make me cry every time you come to the airport.
26:46It's your muggy, and she going to feel like that.
26:48I made Chloe cry when I went up for her sorority bid day.
26:51Oh, yeah.
26:52Because I was crying, and then she was like,
26:53if you're crying, I'm going to cry.
26:55And then we both just sobbed on the sidewalk.
26:57Chloe lives an hour away.
26:58She's gone.
27:03She's gone.
27:05Bye, Michelle.
27:07Peace out.
27:09It's like my father always asks me when I go home.
27:11And I remember acting late, you take me.
27:14That's right, I did take you.
27:15I need to go home.
27:16I came, I saw, and I conquered your ass.
27:18That's why you here now.
27:19Well, you are sad.
27:21Sad.
27:21You don't mean crying.
27:22They didn't throw a party when we're here.
27:23I'm not like the other men.
27:31I'm a good person.
27:32I'm a good guy.
27:33Oh, how many times have you said that, Ed?
27:35Too many times.
27:37I think I said it yesterday.
27:39Oh, no way.
27:40All right, babe, I saw this game on the internet where I throw my cup behind.
27:46You have to catch up with that cup.
27:47Only that cup.
27:48Don't use your other hand, okay?
27:53Almost.
27:54Oh, .
27:55Are you ready?
27:56I'm ready.
27:57Throw it nice, though.
27:58That was not nice.
27:59Come on.
28:00That was right at my head.
28:01That was a better throw.
28:02Look, it's still there.
28:03Wow, way closer than when you threw it on the other side of the room, you turkey.
28:19That was almost hot.
28:23I'm done.
28:24That's it.
28:25That's it, baby.
28:26That's it.
28:27That's it.
28:28That's it.
28:29That's it.
28:30Put on some deodorant.
28:34Okay, do you think we're in Colombia now?
28:35Or are we in India?
28:36I think those are Indian cars.
28:38I want to see how the store is going.
28:40I don't think they have those in Colombia.
28:42We are in Colombia.
28:44Well, maybe that's a city I ain't been to.
28:46Marrying.
28:47Oh, yeah, I was there once.
28:49Oh, and Matt, Madeline Luke.
28:52She's always angry, and he's always getting, he's a punching bag.
28:56He bought that little dog and still getting abused.
28:59The wedding is this weekend, and we don't make each other happy.
29:03What are we doing here?
29:05You should tell yourself that, instead of trying to bar her things.
29:08What kind of hotel is that?
29:09They're like in a bubble?
29:11I don't know.
29:12It must be cold, though.
29:13Look at those jackets.
29:14Oh, nice jacket.
29:15You didn't, it's your jacket.
29:17I have 17 different jackets like that.
29:19That's your exact same jacket.
29:20I have none, no.
29:21That is your Chinese dropship jacket that you love to wear.
29:25It seems like every day I've been here since I've arrived, all we've done is fight and bicker, and it's alarming to me because if it's any indication of what this marriage is going to be like, we're going to have big problems.
29:39That's a big thing to admit to each other, that you don't make each other happy.
29:43Then what's the point of being together?
29:44What's the point of being together?
29:46She's kind of cute.
29:47Dude, she's beautiful.
29:48She's just a little cuckoo.
29:50Oh, a cramp.
29:52You got a cramp?
29:53I got a cramp in my foot.
29:54No!
29:55What do I do?
29:56Rub my foot.
29:57No!
29:58Yeah, that does sound weird.
29:59All I really want is just some appreciation.
30:04Why does this sound like you?
30:06Literally watching him this entire season, I'm like, oh my god, it's Tim.
30:09Well, I think all men like to feel appreciated when they do things.
30:13Sure.
30:14We'll appreciate you for the we asked for.
30:15Don't do we didn't ask for.
30:17And then be like, well, appreciate me.
30:19Boy, she asked you to pay for a wedding.
30:20She just wanted a helicopter.
30:21Is that too much to ask?
30:22I think not.
30:23You gave me for a top hat and some goddamn dubs.
30:26I still give you for that.
30:28Okay, I didn't ask for no Apache.
30:30Sometimes I have a little doubt in my mind about whether or not I'm the right person
30:42for you.
30:43Yeah.
30:44Don't get married.
30:45Do not get married.
30:46Is she crying?
30:47Yeah, she realized she couldn't win the fight.
30:50Ah, that's what y'all do.
30:51You have taught me this.
30:52Uh-huh.
30:53You're like, when you're angry, I can't hear you.
30:55But when you're crying, I feel badly that you're crying and then I want to make it stop.
30:59So once I like hit that wall and I'm like, oh, I'm not going to win this argument on my
31:03debating prowess alone, then you switch and then you're just like, oh.
31:08He needs to stop throwing the money in her face.
31:11And throwing money away.
31:12Yes, dude.
31:13Like on the dog.
31:14The dog.
31:15She did not need that dog right now.
31:16Facts.
31:17Clock it.
31:18Do you know what that is?
31:19No.
31:20It's what the generation's using now.
31:22Like, basically, this means that's the factual statement I agree with.
31:25Okay.
31:26But in the community, it's like, clock it.
31:27Clock it.
31:28I need to recognize I am so difficult person, a more difficult person to make happy.
31:43You recognize you are a difficult girl.
31:46Exactamundo.
31:47She's acknowledging she's the problem.
31:51So, stop blaming him.
31:53Stop doing everything and nitpick and say you sorry and own your .
31:57Why women never say they sorry?
31:59I'm not like the other men.
32:03I'm a good person.
32:05I'm a good guy.
32:06Ooh, how many times have you said that, Ed?
32:09Uh, too many times.
32:10I think I said it yesterday.
32:12Oh, no way.
32:14Let's try with a clean slate not to argue.
32:18Okay?
32:20Okay.
32:21Annie, I hope it all works out.
32:23Madeleine vented to Luke, and I hope she keeps her word.
32:26Fingers crossed.
32:27They only have a couple days to the wedding.
32:29There's nothing like a good break up in makeup before the wedding, right?
32:33Dude, makeup sex is like the best.
32:35Yeah?
32:36But it's better when you're not alone.
32:40Cock it.
32:45I think you're with the right person whenever you're in a relationship that makes you feel
32:50like you can fly, and that's not how I'm feeling right now.
32:54Honey, you're not a flight attendant.
32:56Ooh.
32:57I think the mayonnaise is making you more philosophical.
33:01Ed, the first thing I remember watching on 90 Day.
33:03Oh, no.
33:04the mayonnaise and the hair moment.
33:06Here you go, you show me how it's done.
33:08Ooh, you're really getting in there.
33:09Oh God, you gotta get it in there, man.
33:12Oh, wow.
33:13Oh man, this stinks, dude.
33:17Ooh.
33:17Oh my God.
33:18I never had this much in my hand at one time.
33:20So Jamal, now we put on our shower caps.
33:23How's my hair look?
33:24Can I be honest with you?
33:24You look like you're 60 years old.
33:26Hey, whoa.
33:29Here we go, back on, where are we at?
33:35England.
33:36Literally, it looks so poetic there.
33:38Is this a new couple?
33:40No, they're just random old people being cute.
33:43Oh, wow, is that you?
33:45Oh, that's so up.
33:47I love old people.
33:49Greta and Matthew.
33:52I don't know if this mayonnaise is working.
33:53I feel like my head's getting hot and it smells like .
33:56But you look good, man.
33:58Do I look good?
33:59I feel like I look like a lunch lady.
33:59No, no, you look good.
34:01You look like a lunch lady.
34:02I probably do.
34:03In prison.
34:07Oh, no.
34:08Are they not cooked all the way?
34:09Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no.
34:12Did you boil them?
34:13What is happening?
34:17I don't think she knows how to cook.
34:19I have been feeling shifts in my relationship with Matthew
34:23in the past six months.
34:25I realized that I started telling him less and less
34:28about my life.
34:29Oh, she nuking the potatoes?
34:32Same word.
34:33Come on.
34:34Who does that?
34:35You home.
34:36Boil it down.
34:37Let me tell you, if you smash it, pour some water in there,
34:40shut it in the microwave, it'll soften up.
34:42That's not true.
34:43You're such a liar.
34:44No, I'm serious.
34:45I'm going to try that later.
34:45I'll bet you money.
34:46I'm going to try that later.
34:47Maybe I had to be 10 or 15 minutes in a lot of water,
34:50but it'll finally get soft.
34:52I think you're with the right person whenever you're
34:55in a relationship that makes you feel like you can fly.
35:01And that's not how I'm feeling right now.
35:03Honey, you're not a flight attendant.
35:05Ooh, clock it, brother.
35:10I think the mayonnaise is making you more philosophical.
35:13How you eat with somebody who you're going to break up?
35:15I can't do stuff like that.
35:17Just go in the point.
35:18You can be all little good dealers eat together.
35:22No.
35:22Oh, this is really hard to watch, babe.
35:25Yeah, I just really wish she could find
35:27a person to fly with.
35:32I made a vegan English shepherd's pie.
35:35Wow.
35:37This is Matthew's last supper.
35:39Oh, my god.
35:40You remember that one boyfriend I had
35:42who tried to take me out to a really nice dinner
35:44to dump me, and I was like.
35:45So that you wouldn't flip out.
35:46Yeah, and that did not work out super well for him.
35:52I mean, to address the elephant in the room,
35:55what's for the tears?
35:57He has no idea what is coming.
36:00She about to kick you in the crumpets, Matthew.
36:03I'm just thinking about why.
36:05She ready to break up with you, Matthew?
36:07Why is he about to cry?
36:09Because he knows what's coming.
36:10He understands now that this is a break up dinner.
36:13I mean, I've just never had a break up dinner.
36:15You have, it's just been thrown at your face
36:17and not served to you on a plate.
36:20I think you're like one of the greatest people
36:22I've ever met, but like, I don't really think
36:27I'm being very fair to you at all.
36:30She's doing that, it's not you, it's me.
36:32She's giving him a compliment, then she's going to stab him
36:35in the heart.
36:36That's a cop-out, dude.
36:37Yeah, it's bull****.
36:39I don't think I love you anymore.
36:46Not that I don't love you anymore.
36:49Ouch.
36:50Bang.
36:51Damn.
36:52Why cook for me just to break up with me?
36:55Yeah, who do that?
36:56I don't know, but she better wash the dishes,
36:58because I ain't washing it.
36:59We over now.
37:00Dude, my hair feels like flat.
37:02Yeah.
37:03Like it's being suffocated.
37:04Dude, if my curls don't curl anymore, I'm on your ass ass.
37:08Dude, you smell like a damp mop.
37:11Next time on 988 Fiance, the other way.
37:15Oh boy, next time on, oh, crepes.
37:17I love a crepe.
37:18Next time on, here we go.
37:22Yeah.
37:24What is this?
37:25I look like a street club.
37:26Hey, stripper pulling the bedroom.
37:28Who doesn't love that?
37:29I'm in.
37:30I'm down.
37:31Ooh, yeah.
37:34I used to have a stripper pull in my bedroom.
37:35You used to have a stripper pull.
37:37And when I met you, you had a stripper pull in your bedroom.
37:40Yeah, I did.
37:41How long would it take if we did file the partnership papers?
37:45That process will take approximately five months.
37:48Uh-oh.
37:49Who's a lawyer?
37:50The reality is going to hit these two hard.
37:53Jonathan and I definitely would not survive long distance.
37:56Not, not at all.
37:59Damn, you better get on that lifeline and call mommy.
38:02Yeah.
38:02Call you mommy.
38:03Mommy, I can't work for seven, eight months.
38:05I need long.
38:06Well, just get married then, right?
38:07Marriage solves everything, right, Ed?
38:10No?
38:11Me again making the worst mistake of my mind?
38:14I feel like I've made the worst mistake of my life.
38:17Dating you, getting engaged to you, moving here.
38:21We just need to spend a little bit of time together again.
38:25I think there's something to explore still.
38:27Oh, that's literally what you would say out of, like, a romance book.
38:32We just need to spend a little bit more time together, I think.
38:36I think there's something to explore still.
38:38Why still so low?
38:40It's so late.
38:42Oh my gosh, babe.
38:43This episode was crazy.
38:45I feel like this season we've had a lot of makeups.
38:48And now we have a breakup.
38:49If I was going to break up with you, let me just tell you,
38:51I would never make you a shepherd's pie.
38:53Oh.
38:54Let me just tell you that.
38:55Andy, that was a cliffhanger.
38:56I don't know how I'm going to go to sleep,
38:58but I'm waiting for next week.
38:59I just want to fast forward.
39:01Sleep from now all the way till next week.
39:03Me too, but let's go eat so as nana.
39:06So Greta and Matthew, I think, are a wrap, Veronica.
39:08Sadly, yes.
39:09I feel so badly for him, but she has no business getting married.
39:13All right, listen.
39:13I'm in San Diego.
39:14We should go paint the town.
39:16Dude, we should go paint the town.
39:17But we both smell like ham and cheese sandwiches.
39:20So I'm going to head in the shower, and then, yeah,
39:22we'll hit the town.
39:23You only have one shower, though?
39:24Yes.
39:25Should we shower together or no?
39:26What the hell?
39:27You already know the answer to that.
39:30No.
39:30Oh, I thought you said yes.
39:32No.
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