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Dogma Movie Trailer Plot synopsis: An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.

Movie title: Dogma
Directed by: Kevin Smith
Written by: WGA, Kevin Smith
Genre : adventure comedy drama fantasy
Cast: Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Bud Cort, Barret Hackney, Jared Pfennigwerth, Kitao Sakurai, George Carlin, Brian O'Halloran, Betty Aberlin,Dan Etheridge
Release date: November 12, 1999
Transcript
00:00Is this why I had to come down here this morning, man?
00:10Is this why I had to miss my cartoons?
00:11You call me, you tell me it's important.
00:13We're going home.
00:14Take it, man. Quit leering at me.
00:16People are gonna think I just broke up with you.
00:20Two fallen angels
00:21have just discovered a loophole
00:23that can get them back into heaven.
00:25Outstanding work!
00:26All they have to do is get to Red Bank, New Jersey
00:29there's only one problem.
00:35What are you?
00:37What do you want with me?
00:39Stop a couple of angels from entering
00:41and thus negating all existence.
00:45I hate it when people need it spelled out for them.
00:47Now, I'm to charge you with a holy crusade.
00:51One person has been chosen to stop them
00:53but she won't have to do it alone.
00:57I'm Jay.
00:58Missed my head of a life mate, son Bob.
01:00You gotta be kidding me.
01:01Profits.
01:02I'm not always speaking.
01:03What about sex?
01:04No sex.
01:06Guys, I guess you're so far out of the sky, you know.
01:09Oh, that sucks.
01:11What are you?
01:11I was the 13th apostle.
01:13You knew Christ.
01:15No.
01:15Brother owed me 12 bucks.
01:17I thought she looked familiar.
01:20Let me guess.
01:21The 14th apostle.
01:22Would you like to take us to New Jersey, please?
01:24Jersey's sold out, sir.
01:25I suggest you not underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State.
01:29They're successful?
01:30You?
01:31Me?
01:31All of this ends in a heartbeat.
01:33I feel like Han Solo, you're Chewie, and she's Bank Kenobi.
01:38Prepare to taste God's wrath.
01:41Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears.
01:46Right about now.
01:47The whole world's against this dude, I swear to God.
02:12What's he like?
02:13God?
02:15He's got a great sense of humor.
02:16Take sex, for example.
02:18Sex is a joke in heaven.
02:20The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.
02:23Get it?
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