Dogma Film

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00:00Is this why I had to come down here this morning, man?

00:10Is this why I had to miss my cartoons?

00:11You call me, you tell me it's important.

00:13We're going home.

00:14Take it, man. Quit leering at me.

00:16People are gonna think I just broke up with you.

00:20Two fallen angels

00:21have just discovered a loophole

00:23that can get them back into heaven.

00:25Outstanding work!

00:26All they have to do is get to Red Bank, New Jersey

00:29there's only one problem.

00:35What are you?

00:37What do you want with me?

00:39Stop a couple of angels from entering

00:41and thus negating all existence.

00:45I hate it when people need it spelled out for them.

00:47Now, I'm to charge you with a holy crusade.

00:51One person has been chosen to stop them

00:53but she won't have to do it alone.

00:57I'm Jay.

00:58Missed my head of a life mate, son Bob.

01:00You gotta be kidding me.

01:01Profits.

01:02I'm not always speaking.

01:03What about sex?

01:04No sex.

01:06Guys, I guess you're so far out of the sky, you know.

01:09Oh, that sucks.

01:11What are you?

01:11I was the 13th apostle.

01:13You knew Christ.

01:15No.

01:15Brother owed me 12 bucks.

01:17I thought she looked familiar.

01:20Let me guess.

01:21The 14th apostle.

01:22Would you like to take us to New Jersey, please?

01:24Jersey's sold out, sir.

01:25I suggest you not underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State.

01:29They're successful?

01:30You?

01:31Me?

01:31All of this ends in a heartbeat.

01:33I feel like Han Solo, you're Chewie, and she's Bank Kenobi.

01:38Prepare to taste God's wrath.

01:41Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears.

01:46Right about now.

01:47The whole world's against this dude, I swear to God.

02:12What's he like?

02:13God?

02:15He's got a great sense of humor.

02:16Take sex, for example.

02:18Sex is a joke in heaven.

02:20The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

02:23Get it?

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