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Will You Marry Me Full Movie
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00:00:00Hey, mister, will you marry me?
00:00:02Shelby Trudeau must be married by 5 o'clock today or she loses her inheritance.
00:00:07I'm Sergeant Shelby Trudeau. I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:00:10Who's going to marry you anyhow?
00:00:11The last guy you even slept with was a one-night stand three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:00:15All right, let's get married.
00:00:17I can't keep living in the past. Maybe it's time to see what the future holds.
00:00:22Why can't you just tell her it's your place if you're a public figure?
00:00:25How long do you think you can keep this charade up?
00:00:27The girl from Mardi Gras didn't know I was a boy.
00:00:29She liked me for me, and I want that again.
00:00:31You can't keep pining over some girl you met three years ago.
00:00:35Enjoy the little victory while it lasts.
00:00:38I see you're still trying to rob my wife of her inheritance.
00:00:41How pathetic and pointless.
00:00:43Tell in love we are.
00:00:44Sometimes I forget how to let go, but with you every day is fun.
00:00:49Actually, well, he's just about one of the wealthiest men in this country.
00:00:52You are Roy's secret bride, a woman he is so ashamed of,
00:00:56he would hide the marriage for the rest of the world.
00:00:57We need to get a divorce.
00:00:59I mean, I've spent my whole life looking for you.
00:01:02Sometimes love isn't enough.
00:01:06Could it be?
00:01:08It's her.
00:01:09It's always been her.
00:01:10How could it be so blind?
00:01:12I'm bored.
00:01:30According to Mr. Trudeau's will, your eldest daughter, Miss Shelby Trudeau,
00:01:38must be married by five o'clock today,
00:01:42or she loses her inheritance.
00:01:44That unladylike girl is not my daughter.
00:01:47Bad enough I'm her stepmother.
00:01:49Right, and hello.
00:01:50We want Shelby to no-show.
00:01:52That's the way we get everything.
00:01:53I'm Sergeant Shelby Trudeau.
00:02:07I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:02:10Well, look who it is, the prodigal sister.
00:02:13I'm dressed in your old uniform.
00:02:15Pathetic.
00:02:15Still trying to play hero.
00:02:17I'm in the Army Reserve now, Cece.
00:02:19I was doing weekend drills with my unit.
00:02:22The will, please.
00:02:25Ooh, the Army Reserve.
00:02:28Should have just died in the field like a good little soldier.
00:02:30No one would have missed you.
00:02:31Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
00:02:35Look, you don't have to respect me,
00:02:37but don't you dare speak about soldiers dying in vain on the battlefield.
00:02:41God, look around, Cece.
00:02:43Your curled hair and your frilly dress.
00:02:45Do you think any of that would be possible without others sacrificing?
00:02:50You have freedom and peace because someone else is carrying the burden.
00:02:59Of course.
00:03:01The will, Sergeant Trudeau.
00:03:03And I want to thank you for your service.
00:03:10Your father's will stipulates that the inheritance is yours
00:03:13only if signed by both you and your spouse.
00:03:19Woof!
00:03:20That means you got 15 minutes to find a husband, Shelby.
00:03:22Tick tock.
00:03:23Ha ha ha.
00:03:34Don't say I'm a bad stepmother.
00:03:37Give up your inheritance,
00:03:39and I'll give you one percent of better than nothing.
00:03:43You stole my father from me most of my life.
00:03:45You will not take what he left me.
00:03:48And what this money could do to help the gym
00:03:50and all the women that are part of it.
00:03:55Really, Shelby.
00:03:56Who's going to marry you anyhow?
00:03:58The last guy you even slept with
00:03:59was a one-night stand three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:04:15Don't.
00:04:17Keep the mystery.
00:04:21You've already lost, Shelby.
00:04:23Take the one percent I'm offering and be grateful for it.
00:04:26Right.
00:04:27You're not even going to find a bum on the street
00:04:29to marry you in time.
00:04:33Watch me.
00:04:37Watch me.
00:04:52Don't worry.
00:04:53Don't worry.
00:04:56He looks single.
00:05:02Oh, my God.
00:05:02This is totally foobar.
00:05:05Suck it up, soldier.
00:05:07You can't let your evil stepmother and stepsister win.
00:05:12Hey, mister.
00:05:14Will you marry me?
00:05:16I know this sounds crazy and there's no time to explain,
00:05:28but if you help me, I promise a generous reward
00:05:31once I get my inheritance.
00:05:32Well, this day just got a whole lot more interesting.
00:05:34So you won't have to live on the streets anymore.
00:05:37Do I look like a homeless person there?
00:05:39Priceless.
00:05:42Shelby, Trudeau.
00:05:43Are you one sign?
00:05:44You can't marry this helpful.
00:05:49Shelby Trudeau.
00:05:50The late Judge Trudeau's eldest daughter.
00:05:53That's right.
00:05:54The judge said she was a soldier.
00:05:56He didn't mention she was beautiful, too.
00:05:58Here's a few bucks.
00:06:00Take it and get lost.
00:06:02Don't meddle in our business.
00:06:04Don't speak to him like that.
00:06:05He's a person with feelings.
00:06:08The Cinderella tale.
00:06:10Complete with an evil stepmother and obnoxious stepsister.
00:06:14It's clear who deserves my help.
00:06:16And the timing couldn't be better for me.
00:06:18All right.
00:06:20Let's get married.
00:06:20Names for the marriage certificate?
00:06:38Shelby Trudeau.
00:06:41And your name is?
00:06:43Griffin Roy.
00:06:44Okay.
00:06:44And congratulations, you lovebirds.
00:07:07This isn't over.
00:07:18Tell her!
00:07:25Sergeant Trudeau.
00:07:27Mrs. Roy.
00:07:28You have to stay married for at least one full year.
00:07:32Or everything goes to your stepmother and stepsister.
00:07:36You hear that, Shelby?
00:07:38You won't last a week with that hobo.
00:07:44Come on.
00:07:50I guess we'll need to keep in touch.
00:07:52But you probably don't have a permanent address.
00:07:57Once the estate gets settled and I have the money,
00:07:59we can get you an apartment and set you up with a job.
00:08:02When most people get what they wanted,
00:08:05they usually just walk away.
00:08:07Well, I'm not most people.
00:08:10I see that.
00:08:18I gotta return this.
00:08:21Goodbye for now.
00:08:23Goodbye, wife.
00:08:24Where the hell have you been?
00:08:39Got you.
00:08:56Seriously, this is over the top, even for you.
00:09:01This DNA.
00:09:03Get it to Detective Mixwayne right away.
00:09:04Look, as your campaign manager,
00:09:06I need you to be more focused on your image, okay?
00:09:10You'll never catch LaRoche dumpster diving.
00:09:16Marrying Isabel was the best decision of my life.
00:09:21You know,
00:09:22when you elected me to Congress three years ago,
00:09:25you got a package deal.
00:09:26Griffin Roy,
00:09:28just another billionaire bachelor,
00:09:30playboy lawyer,
00:09:31the best.
00:09:32This, my friend,
00:09:34is where you're vulnerable.
00:09:35In a snap,
00:09:36I can line up a dozen
00:09:37beautiful, successful women
00:09:39who want me for what I am,
00:09:41not who I am.
00:09:42Look, you can't keep pining
00:09:43over some girl
00:09:44you met three years ago.
00:09:46It's not just some girl.
00:09:47We had a connection.
00:09:50Never had that before.
00:09:56Look, I gotta run.
00:09:58But Griffin,
00:09:59you need to find a woman
00:10:00who can stand by your side.
00:10:02Someone real.
00:10:03Not this made-up mystery girl
00:10:05you've built up in your head.
00:10:24Remember that true strength
00:10:25is not physical.
00:10:27It comes from the belief
00:10:27that you are worth defending.
00:10:30All right, guys.
00:10:31That's class.
00:10:32Nice work.
00:10:39So what's the latest
00:10:39on the STD super spreader?
00:10:41I tried to call him,
00:10:43but Mr. Chlamydia
00:10:44blocked my number.
00:10:46Who knows how many other women
00:10:48he's done this to?
00:10:49So I was thinking
00:10:51maybe it's time
00:10:52to go by his place
00:10:53and confront him
00:10:55in person.
00:10:56What's holding you back?
00:10:57Andre's some regular guy, Shelby.
00:11:00He's got a bro pack.
00:11:01These men are like
00:11:02wolves with money.
00:11:04Let's go.
00:11:05We'll face this douchebag
00:11:07together.
00:11:07What's your name?
00:11:27I'm Stephanie.
00:11:29How about a drink, huh?
00:11:30Oh, that's okay.
00:11:31Come on.
00:11:32One little drink won't do no harm.
00:11:34Okay, one drink.
00:11:35Really, Pierce?
00:11:36This clown
00:11:37is the one who controls
00:11:39the town's power brokers.
00:11:40You want to beat La Roche?
00:11:41You got to mingle
00:11:42with the good,
00:11:43the bad,
00:11:43and the Andres.
00:11:49I can't believe
00:11:51I slept with that.
00:11:53What was I thinking?
00:11:55I guess I can't hold my liquor.
00:11:58I mean, the night
00:11:58was just one big black hole.
00:12:01It wasn't the alcohol
00:12:02that caused you to black out.
00:12:05That thing.
00:12:09That creep.
00:12:12You dickless loser.
00:12:22Drugging girls to get laid.
00:12:23What the fuck?
00:12:24Get out of my house, skank.
00:12:27I'm the skank?
00:12:29That's funny.
00:12:30You're the one
00:12:30spreading chlamydia.
00:12:31Shut the fuck up
00:12:33and get out of my house.
00:12:35Unless you're back for more,
00:12:36I know how much
00:12:37of a whore you really are.
00:12:39You like spreading your legs,
00:12:40don't you?
00:12:41I just told you
00:12:42that you have chlamydia
00:12:43and you...
00:12:44Oh, my God.
00:12:46You already know
00:12:46you have it.
00:12:48And you don't care.
00:12:49Ladies,
00:12:52Andre Ivanov
00:12:53has been knowingly
00:12:54spreading chlamydia.
00:13:02What is she doing here?
00:13:04Both of you,
00:13:04get out of here.
00:13:09Oh, shit.
00:13:11She can't know
00:13:11who I am yet.
00:13:12Do you know
00:13:18who I am?
00:13:19I don't care.
00:13:23Dad?
00:13:25Where did she come from?
00:13:26That's my wife.
00:13:28Isn't she amazing?
00:13:29And she's gonna cost you Andre
00:13:30once he finds out
00:13:31you're married to her?
00:13:32I don't care.
00:13:33You think you can
00:13:33crash my party
00:13:34and pull that
00:13:35ninja shit on me?
00:13:37You are one
00:13:38dead bitch.
00:13:42Oh, nice.
00:13:51Did you see that combo?
00:13:52Dude, she can fight.
00:13:53Look at her form, man.
00:13:59She can really fight, man.
00:14:01You are hopeless.
00:14:04Hey,
00:14:05swap me jackets.
00:14:06I'll give you my Rolex.
00:14:12Fuck you, Roy.
00:14:31I'll do everything
00:14:32I can to end you.
00:14:33We should get out of here.
00:14:35Yeah, yeah.
00:14:36Come on.
00:14:37Get him!
00:14:40You lied to me.
00:14:44You're not some homeless guy.
00:14:46Okay,
00:14:46when did I say
00:14:47I was homeless?
00:14:48You were next to a dumpster.
00:14:49That's not much of a leap.
00:14:51What were you doing
00:14:51at this party?
00:14:53Work in the room.
00:14:54Oh,
00:14:54thought you were one of those
00:14:55asshole rich guys.
00:14:58I'm sorry.
00:14:59I hope I didn't cost you
00:15:00your job.
00:15:02I know how you can
00:15:02make it up to me.
00:15:04Have dinner with me.
00:15:07My place is nearby.
00:15:08I'll whip something up
00:15:09as a thank you for tonight.
00:15:10Wow.
00:15:11A wife who cooks
00:15:12and kicks ass.
00:15:14I'm one lucky man.
00:15:16Don't push it.
00:15:25Hey,
00:15:26dinner's ready.
00:15:32This is nice.
00:15:33I haven't had
00:15:34a home-cooked meal
00:15:35in a long time.
00:15:37It's one of the things
00:15:37I missed the most
00:15:38when I was deployed.
00:15:39How long were you
00:15:39in the military?
00:15:40Seven years.
00:15:42I joined right after
00:15:42high school.
00:15:43My mom had just died
00:15:44and I was feeling
00:15:45rudderless.
00:15:47You weren't
00:15:47close with your father?
00:15:50I was.
00:15:51He was my hero.
00:15:53Until he wasn't,
00:15:55he cheated on my mom
00:15:57with Margo.
00:15:58He was the judge
00:15:59and she was the
00:16:00court stenographer.
00:16:01It was quite the scandal
00:16:02at the time.
00:16:03That must have been
00:16:04really hard for you.
00:16:07It was harder on my mom.
00:16:08She didn't want anything
00:16:09to do with him
00:16:10so I cut him off too.
00:16:11Even started using
00:16:12my mom's maiden name.
00:16:13But then three years ago
00:16:14he reached out,
00:16:15told me he was sick
00:16:16so I came to New Orleans
00:16:17for a visit.
00:16:19Here I am.
00:16:20Here you are.
00:16:22Enough about me.
00:16:24What's your story,
00:16:25Griffin Roy?
00:16:25Shelby Trudeau,
00:16:30come on out now.
00:16:31We know you're
00:16:32in there, Shelby.
00:16:33The light is on.
00:16:34We are not leaving
00:16:34until you open this door.
00:16:37We are not leaving
00:16:37until you open this door.
00:16:40Hey,
00:16:41I'll handle this.
00:16:47Oh,
00:16:47I thought I heard
00:16:48a couple of stray cats
00:16:49out here yelling
00:16:50but it's just you two.
00:16:52And you are?
00:16:53That's the homeless guy
00:16:54that's you only married.
00:16:55What are you doing here?
00:16:57Why wouldn't Griffin be here?
00:16:59He's my husband after all.
00:17:01Mama,
00:17:02what are we going to do?
00:17:03We need to challenge the will
00:17:04but how can we do that
00:17:04if they're still together?
00:17:05Shut up, Cece.
00:17:07Oh,
00:17:07I see you're still trying
00:17:08to rob my wife
00:17:09of her inheritance.
00:17:11How pathetic
00:17:11and pointless.
00:17:13Look how in love we are.
00:17:15I look back.
00:17:18Enjoy the little victory
00:17:19while it lasts.
00:17:21Right,
00:17:22we're going to shred that will
00:17:23and your shame of marriage
00:17:24in no time.
00:17:24Margo and Cece
00:17:36are going to be a problem.
00:17:38There's no way
00:17:38they'll let us be.
00:17:39What if we
00:17:40moved in together?
00:17:42You want to live here?
00:17:45No,
00:17:46somewhere with
00:17:47better security
00:17:48like my place.
00:17:51Sure.
00:17:52I'm dying to see
00:17:53where you live.
00:17:59So let me get this straight.
00:18:01You told her
00:18:02your house sitting?
00:18:03That's right.
00:18:04Said I was
00:18:05going to watch the house
00:18:06while the owner
00:18:06was in Europe for the year.
00:18:08You do know how crazy
00:18:09that sounds.
00:18:10Why can't you just tell her
00:18:11it's your place?
00:18:16I saw you from across the room
00:18:17and I had to talk to you.
00:18:19That's very flattering,
00:18:20but you don't know
00:18:21anything about me.
00:18:22I know you take my breath away
00:18:24and I know that
00:18:25I would wonder
00:18:26for the rest of my life
00:18:27if I didn't take this chance
00:18:29even if it was only
00:18:30for one night.
00:18:31Maybe it's better this way.
00:18:32No names,
00:18:35no past.
00:18:37We can just be ourselves.
00:18:39I'd like that very much.
00:18:42The girl from Mardi Gras
00:18:43didn't know I was a Roy.
00:18:45She liked me for me.
00:18:47And I want that again,
00:18:49Pierce,
00:18:50even for a little while.
00:18:51Stash all this stuff
00:19:00in the garage, please.
00:19:02Griffin,
00:19:03you're a public figure.
00:19:05A lot of people
00:19:05know who you are.
00:19:07How long do you think
00:19:08you can keep this charade up?
00:19:09I don't know,
00:19:10but I have a chance
00:19:12to be with someone
00:19:12without all the crap
00:19:13that goes along
00:19:14with being a Roy.
00:19:15Well, just remember,
00:19:16we're about to launch
00:19:17a multi-platform campaign
00:19:19in two weeks.
00:19:21TV, radio, social, billboards,
00:19:24your face is about
00:19:25to be everywhere.
00:19:26Then I better make the most
00:19:28of the next 14 days.
00:19:49This place is insane.
00:19:51The owner must really trust you.
00:19:53Yep.
00:19:54We're pretty tight.
00:19:57Here, let me show you
00:19:58to your room.
00:20:04I can't keep living
00:20:05in the past.
00:20:08Maybe it's time
00:20:08to see what the future holds.
00:20:17Goodbye, mystery lover.
00:20:18I take it things are going well
00:20:26with Xena Warrior Princess.
00:20:27Oh, she's so exciting
00:20:29and competitive.
00:20:30Keeps me on my toes.
00:20:32I'm so damn beautiful.
00:20:34Face sweaty,
00:20:34no makeup,
00:20:35so damn real.
00:20:36Well, when do I get
00:20:37to meet her?
00:20:38Her military background
00:20:39and work with actress women
00:20:40will be a real asset
00:20:41for both female
00:20:42and male voters.
00:20:43Dial it back, Pierce.
00:20:45We're in the early stages.
00:20:46All right.
00:20:47Well, don't take too long.
00:20:48You married her
00:20:49for the campaign
00:20:50and it's not like
00:20:51she can dump you
00:20:52once she finds out.
00:20:53She needs you
00:20:54for her inheritance.
00:21:04Good.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:11I'm taking care of you tonight.
00:21:13Ooh, I like the sound of that.
00:21:15Get your mind out of the gutter, woman.
00:21:17I'm talking food here.
00:21:19All right.
00:21:19In that case, surprise me.
00:21:21Trust me.
00:21:22I'm full of surprises.
00:21:24I bet you are.
00:21:25See you soon.
00:21:34Gotcha, sis.
00:21:38So this is where
00:21:39you've been at now.
00:21:40Did you want some of wine?
00:21:52Did you want some of wine?
00:21:52I turned off your alarm.
00:22:20You obviously needed to sleep.
00:22:22We can run tonight.
00:22:24P.S.
00:22:24You snore,
00:22:25but it's super cute.
00:22:27I do not snore, Griffin Roy.
00:22:38What are you doing
00:22:46in a place like this?
00:22:47I live here.
00:22:49When did you move in?
00:22:50Um, last week.
00:22:52We're house-sitting.
00:22:53Yeah, I have heard
00:22:54that one before.
00:22:55Listen, this is an
00:22:56exclusive neighborhood.
00:22:57Thieves are always
00:22:57trying to break in.
00:22:59Who are you calling a thief?
00:23:01Please step out.
00:23:03Now.
00:23:05What the hell are you doing?
00:23:07Just routine inspection.
00:23:11Let's see what else
00:23:12you're hiding here.
00:23:13Get your filthy hands
00:23:22off my wife.
00:23:23What?
00:23:28Oh.
00:23:30Cool.
00:23:30I thought I was saving you,
00:23:33but it looks like
00:23:33you got it.
00:23:34Oh, look out!
00:23:35Damn, lady.
00:23:40You make it look easy.
00:23:42Are you hurt?
00:23:44Just my pride.
00:23:47Yeah, looks like
00:23:48you get it flat.
00:23:50Let's get out of here.
00:23:50We can take my car.
00:23:52This is yours?
00:23:54Borrowed it from a friend.
00:23:57Right.
00:23:57I know all the guards
00:24:02who work here
00:24:02and you sure as hell
00:24:03aren't them.
00:24:04Who the hell are you, man?
00:24:06Some kind of big shot
00:24:08or something?
00:24:08Oh, I'm your worst nightmare.
00:24:12All right.
00:24:14You're under arrest.
00:24:16What the hell is going on?
00:24:18Well, that didn't go
00:24:27as planned.
00:24:29Mama, this is all
00:24:30your fault.
00:24:31You pushed me
00:24:32to hire those thugs
00:24:32to humiliate Shelby
00:24:33and now my money's wasted
00:24:35and she got off
00:24:35scot-free.
00:24:36Eyes on the price, Cece.
00:24:38Once we inherit
00:24:39the entire Trudeau estate,
00:24:40this will be pocket change.
00:24:42Yeah.
00:24:43And who would have thought
00:24:43that bum would have got
00:24:44the police involved
00:24:45in all this mess?
00:24:46I don't believe
00:24:47he's a bum.
00:24:48I mean,
00:24:48how can a homeless man
00:24:49be so clever?
00:24:51No matter whether
00:24:51he's a tramp or not,
00:24:53he married Shelby
00:24:54for her money.
00:24:55Offer him a better deal
00:24:57and he'll leave her.
00:24:58We annul the marriage
00:25:00and claim the entire estate.
00:25:04Oh, isn't Victoria Wilcox
00:25:06the port-a-potty billionaire
00:25:07looking for a new gigolo?
00:25:09That old cougar?
00:25:10Oh, Cece, honey.
00:25:12When they're that age,
00:25:13they're not cougars.
00:25:14They're saber-toothed tigers.
00:25:18Well, then we just got to
00:25:23make him an offer
00:25:23he can't refuse.
00:25:31You really should have
00:25:32iced these right away.
00:25:33I realize that now.
00:25:35I've only ever sparred
00:25:36with gloves on,
00:25:38never thrown a bare-knuckle
00:25:39punch before.
00:25:40What?
00:25:44Did I just hand in
00:25:45my man card?
00:25:46No.
00:25:47You knocked a guy out
00:25:47with one punch.
00:25:48Your man card is
00:25:49fully intact.
00:25:51You just sounded like
00:25:52a prep school rich boy
00:25:53for a second.
00:25:59Not just for today,
00:26:00but for everything.
00:26:03It's been really lonely
00:26:04since my dad died,
00:26:04and it's nice
00:26:06having someone
00:26:07on my side.
00:26:08There's no need
00:26:08to thank me.
00:26:10I am your husband.
00:26:14Close your eyes.
00:26:25Okay.
00:26:26Fair is fair.
00:26:27I owe you one.
00:26:48Sorry.
00:26:50I know we're just
00:26:51pretending.
00:26:53Right.
00:26:55Pretending.
00:26:55I'm going to...
00:27:00I'm going to go
00:27:01for a run.
00:27:03Okay, I'll come
00:27:04with...
00:27:06What if it's just me?
00:27:11Wouldn't that be ironic?
00:27:13The first woman
00:27:13I'm into for so long
00:27:14is not into me.
00:27:16Fuck!
00:27:25Griffin kissed me,
00:27:33and it felt just like
00:27:34that night three years ago.
00:27:36What's wrong with me?
00:27:38How can I feel
00:27:39the exact same way
00:27:40for two different men?
00:27:52I don't know.
00:27:53He looks like a wet street dog.
00:27:55I'll shower and a haircut.
00:27:57He'll be marginally presentable.
00:27:59Hey!
00:28:00You!
00:28:05We got a proposition for you.
00:28:08How'd you like to be
00:28:08richer than you ever imagined?
00:28:11Well, that'd be a dream, ma'am.
00:28:13Get in.
00:28:13Are you sure he's not homeless?
00:28:28Eats like a dirty pig.
00:28:29So you want me to
00:28:31divorce Shelby
00:28:32and marry
00:28:34Victoria Wilcox,
00:28:36the shithouse billionaire?
00:28:37You will refer to them
00:28:43as Port-A-Potty's young man.
00:28:46We know you're after
00:28:47Shelby's inheritance,
00:28:49but she's never gonna see it.
00:28:51Well,
00:28:53he'll do.
00:28:54Oh.
00:28:59Oh,
00:28:59he'll do just nicely.
00:29:03Wait a minute.
00:29:05Have we met before
00:29:06because you look real familiar?
00:29:08Oh,
00:29:09no.
00:29:10Nope.
00:29:11I don't think I run
00:29:12in your kinds of circles,
00:29:14Ms. Wilcox.
00:29:15The first document
00:29:16are official divorce papers.
00:29:21The first document
00:29:22are official divorce papers.
00:29:24And you will also be paid
00:29:2520 grand a month
00:29:26to provide
00:29:27intimate services
00:29:29of a sexual nature.
00:29:30I don't understand.
00:29:54This says...
00:29:55You're under arrest
00:29:56for pandering.
00:29:57Detective McSwain,
00:30:01this woman
00:30:01has tried to recruit me
00:30:03as a sex worker.
00:30:05That's a class C felony.
00:30:07He's lying.
00:30:10And you will also be paid
00:30:1220 grand a month
00:30:13to provide
00:30:14intimate services
00:30:15of a sexual nature.
00:30:21Detective,
00:30:22Detective,
00:30:22there must be
00:30:23some misunderstanding.
00:30:24There's no nonsense
00:30:25going on here.
00:30:27No,
00:30:27you can't arrest me
00:30:28on the word
00:30:28of that bomb.
00:30:29He set me up.
00:30:30Detective McSwain,
00:30:32it's getting late.
00:30:34I'd like to go
00:30:35home and see my wife.
00:30:41Wait.
00:30:44You have made
00:30:45a big mistake
00:30:45rejecting me.
00:30:47I'm a woman
00:30:47of wealth
00:30:48and power
00:30:49that you cannot fathom.
00:30:51I will make you
00:30:52pay very dearly
00:30:53for this.
00:30:55I don't think
00:30:55anyone mentioned
00:30:56my last name.
00:30:58It's Roy.
00:31:03Well,
00:31:04I knew you
00:31:06looked familiar,
00:31:07you see.
00:31:07I'm just an old woman.
00:31:09You could forgive me.
00:31:11Get out of my face.
00:31:12All right,
00:31:20we got her
00:31:20in the car.
00:31:21How far do you
00:31:21want this to go?
00:31:23Put the fear
00:31:24of God in there.
00:31:25Mugshot,
00:31:26fingerprints,
00:31:27dorks.
00:31:28Then in the morning,
00:31:29drop the charges
00:31:30before the press
00:31:31gets wet.
00:31:32Pierce her to have
00:31:33your hide.
00:31:34You got it,
00:31:35Griff.
00:31:35Where have you been?
00:31:48I was worried
00:31:49you were gone so long.
00:31:50Yeah?
00:31:52Yeah.
00:31:54Uh,
00:31:54are you hungry?
00:31:55I can heat up
00:31:55some leftovers.
00:31:57Yeah,
00:31:58I'd like that.
00:32:01Did that just happen?
00:32:03Maybe I have a shot
00:32:04with her after all.
00:32:16My poor baby,
00:32:17my little girl.
00:32:19Oh,
00:32:19I will never forget
00:32:21the humiliation
00:32:22that man has caused us.
00:32:24Don't you worry,
00:32:25Mama.
00:32:25I have a plan.
00:32:27I had all night
00:32:28to think about it
00:32:28in that cold
00:32:29to hard cell.
00:32:31If he doesn't
00:32:32want to divorce Shelby,
00:32:33fine.
00:32:34we'll just force Shelby
00:32:35to divorce him.
00:32:38And I'd know
00:32:39just where to hit it
00:32:40where it hurts.
00:32:43He's amazing.
00:32:45I think we shaved
00:33:0130 seconds off that time.
00:33:02I thought I was competitive.
00:33:04You even compete
00:33:05with yourself.
00:33:05If you're not growing.
00:33:17You're dying.
00:33:19I, um,
00:33:20I'm going to go shower.
00:33:23Me too.
00:33:27Get a grip, Shelby.
00:33:29So he's hot.
00:33:30You've been around
00:33:31dozens of smoking hot men
00:33:33in the service.
00:33:34What makes him
00:33:35any different?
00:33:36He just is.
00:33:41Hey, Zara.
00:33:43Shelby,
00:33:44you have to get here
00:33:45right away.
00:33:45Buford's kicking us
00:33:46out the gym.
00:33:47I'm sorry.
00:33:53My hands are tied.
00:33:56He says we have to leave.
00:33:57Okay, I got this.
00:33:59Mr. Buford,
00:33:59what are you doing?
00:34:00This is my place of business.
00:34:02You're done here.
00:34:03I sold the building.
00:34:04The new owners
00:34:04want you out.
00:34:06That's illegal.
00:34:07I have a lease.
00:34:08They've got a break clause
00:34:09for new management
00:34:10and they decide
00:34:11to activate it.
00:34:12Who the hell
00:34:13is they?
00:34:18That would be us.
00:34:23Cliff,
00:34:23we can take it from here.
00:34:24Sure thing.
00:34:25Pleasure doing business
00:34:26with you, ladies.
00:34:27I know you used
00:34:28all your army money
00:34:29for this gym,
00:34:31but you can get it back.
00:34:32All you have to do
00:34:33is sign this divorce petition.
00:34:36Get a divorce.
00:34:38Give up your inheritance.
00:34:39And then you can keep
00:34:41your dinky, smelly gym.
00:34:50I bet you want
00:34:51to hit me so bad.
00:34:53Not so tough now?
00:34:54Laura, Shelby.
00:34:56Screw you.
00:34:57I'll just pack up
00:34:58and find a new location.
00:34:59Sorry.
00:35:00The building is now
00:35:01closed for renovations
00:35:04and everything inside
00:35:06now belongs to me.
00:35:07Of course.
00:35:08You could sue,
00:35:10but that would take months.
00:35:13Well,
00:35:14what would happen
00:35:15to your gym now, Shelby?
00:35:16That's blackmail.
00:35:17We like to call it capitalism.
00:35:20You don't sign,
00:35:21we close the gym
00:35:21and then you lose everything.
00:35:25Think about what you're doing.
00:35:27This gym is a lifeline
00:35:29for so many women.
00:35:30I won't let you
00:35:31take it from them.
00:35:31You can beg,
00:35:33but I won't budge.
00:35:36Be a smart girl
00:35:37and sign the papers
00:35:39by tomorrow
00:35:39or you can kiss
00:35:41your Valkyrie
00:35:41fight club goodbye.
00:35:44And watch us
00:35:45turn it into
00:35:45Valkyrie
00:35:47strip club.
00:35:49Isn't that a good idea?
00:35:51There's poles
00:35:52and everything.
00:35:52Oh my.
00:35:53Plenty of girls.
00:35:54Oh.
00:35:54They're cute.
00:35:55They are cute.
00:35:57Cute enough.
00:35:57I'm not here
00:36:07because I give a damn
00:36:08if you win.
00:36:09I'm here to make sure
00:36:10that Gryphon Roy
00:36:11doesn't.
00:36:12Well,
00:36:13the enemy of my enemy
00:36:14is my friend.
00:36:16The fuck you say?
00:36:18What exactly did Roy do
00:36:20to earn your loathing?
00:36:22He partnered up against me
00:36:23with a she-warrior.
00:36:25I want to see them
00:36:27both destroyed.
00:36:29Well,
00:36:30with your connections
00:36:31and my political might,
00:36:33I think that might
00:36:33be able to be arranged.
00:36:44LaRose got Andre.
00:36:46What are we going
00:36:46to do about this?
00:36:48Nothing.
00:36:49We do not want
00:36:50these two pairing up,
00:36:51all right?
00:36:51This is political suicide.
00:36:53Just talk to Shelby.
00:36:55Maybe if you both apologize-
00:36:56Um,
00:36:56hell no.
00:36:57Let them do their best.
00:36:59Mark my words,
00:37:00this is going to come back
00:37:01to bite you in the ass.
00:37:08Hello, Shelby.
00:37:10Griffin,
00:37:11we need to talk.
00:37:19Shelby?
00:37:20What's going on?
00:37:21You sounded tense
00:37:23on the phone.
00:37:25I have so many
00:37:26missed moments.
00:37:27Things I should have said
00:37:28or done.
00:37:30Chances that were lost
00:37:31that might have been
00:37:31pivotal to my life.
00:37:33I don't want you
00:37:34to be another moment
00:37:35that I miss.
00:37:36You first.
00:37:49You first.
00:37:49You first.
00:38:14You first.
00:38:14you first.
00:38:27You first.
00:38:33You first.
00:38:33You second.
00:38:33You first.
00:38:37You Jordan.
00:38:37Come on.
00:38:38You old right?
00:38:38You first.
00:38:39Oh.
00:38:40You better.
00:38:40You know what?
00:38:41Oh.
00:38:41Oh.
00:38:41You loose.
00:38:41You经ómodelo.
00:38:42that was
00:38:58fucking amazing
00:38:59Griffin
00:39:11where are you going
00:39:12Griffin
00:39:14Griffin
00:39:16explain yourself
00:39:19toothbrush
00:39:21PJs
00:39:24this is Jacques
00:39:26why
00:39:28you're my wife
00:39:30I sleep with you now
00:39:31we probably should have talked this through
00:39:34yeah
00:39:35you said you had missed moments
00:39:38I've had them too
00:39:40you will not
00:39:41be one of them
00:39:42I know we said we were pretending
00:39:45but
00:39:46I want to give us a chance
00:39:48a real one
00:39:49oh
00:39:51I've got to go
00:39:59and
00:40:00I'll be right back to you
00:40:01and
00:40:02I'm
00:40:03I'll be right back to you
00:41:04The divorce papers.
00:41:10Goodbye, my husband.
00:41:12I knew something must have happened
00:41:22Hello
00:41:29Pierce
00:41:30I need you to use all your connections to find out what Cece and Margot Trudeau did the Shelby yesterday
00:41:36Because of them, my wife is divorcing me
00:41:41It's five in the morning
00:41:43You have an hour
00:41:44Thank you
00:41:50How did Cece get the money to buy the entire Rampart Drive building?
00:41:54She and Margot Trudeau were using the Trudeau mansion as collateral
00:41:57Stupid, good for us, bad for them
00:42:00And the property title?
00:42:02Still in escrow, the title hasn't been transferred yet
00:42:05Make sure it is in your name
00:42:08You're about to be the proud owner of a mid-rise building on Rampart Drive
00:42:12Oh, goody, goody
00:42:14Talk to me, McSwain
00:42:19I showed the fake guards in lockup Cece Trudeau's mugshot
00:42:23You're right
00:42:24She's the one who hired them to rough up your wife
00:42:26How'd you know?
00:42:28Had her M.O. written all over it
00:42:29I take it the kid gloves are off this time?
00:42:32Oh yeah
00:42:32Cece Trudeau thinks she's untouchable
00:42:34Let's show her just how wrong she is
00:42:37I'm glad you finally came to your senses, Shelby
00:42:47I definitely have
00:42:49Showtime
00:42:51I'm your campaign manager, not some hired muscle
00:42:55Here's what I think about your agreement
00:42:58Did you see that?
00:43:02Did you see that?
00:43:03She chose me, man
00:43:04She chose me
00:43:05Well, hell
00:43:06Looks like she did
00:43:08You fucking bitch
00:43:10That's her cue
00:43:13Say goodbye to your gym, Shelby
00:43:18You're gonna lose everything
00:43:20You know, at least I still have my self-respect
00:43:22Which is more than I can say for you
00:43:24Don't be hasty, Cece
00:43:26She's basically a man
00:43:27You'll get hurt
00:43:28I will find a way to reclaim what is rightfully mine
00:43:31But I will never agree to your demands
00:43:34Reclaim what's yours
00:43:36You're never gonna step foot in your precious gym ever again
00:43:40That will be difficult to enforce since I now own the building
00:43:46Who the hell are you?
00:43:49Pierce Durand
00:43:50The new owner of 222 Rampart Drive
00:43:53Your deal fell out of escrow
00:43:58I swooped in and bought it
00:44:01That's impossible
00:44:03I own it
00:44:04Let me spell this out in a way that even an imbecile will understand
00:44:08I outbid you
00:44:10The building is mine
00:44:12Now scram
00:44:13Miss Trudeau
00:44:16I want to ensure you that your lease is secure
00:44:19The only change will be a 40% rent reduction
00:44:23That's unbelievable
00:44:26Are you sure you can afford that?
00:44:28Oh yeah
00:44:28Thank you, Mr. Durand
00:44:31The gym means a lot to the women in this community
00:44:34Cece Trudeau, you're under arrest for extortion
00:44:43The fake guards identified you as the one who paid them to attack Shelby Trudeau
00:44:47Okay, well, but that was last week
00:44:51You can't arrest me now
00:44:52We most certainly can
00:44:53And this time the charges won't be dropped
00:44:55No, no, no, no
00:44:58You can't take my girl
00:44:59No, you can't take me
00:45:00I'm coming after you
00:45:01I'm never gonna forget this
00:45:02When I get out
00:45:03You're mine
00:45:04Zara
00:45:13Call everyone
00:45:15Valkyrie Fight Club is back in business
00:45:18Well, aren't you gonna go over there?
00:45:27You're the one that orchestrated this whole thing
00:45:29No
00:45:30It's her victory
00:45:32I merely did what a husband should
00:45:35To ensure her happiness
00:45:36That's my reward
00:45:38That is some wild shit you dispounded
00:45:40This girl is seriously causing you to lose it, Griff
00:45:43You worry too much
00:45:44And you don't worry enough
00:45:46We have a campaign to win
00:45:48And you're ten points behind LaRoche in all the latest polls
00:45:51What are you driving at?
00:45:53Tell Shelby who you are
00:45:54The voters need to know who your wife is
00:45:57And we need to be able to shape the narrative
00:45:59You wait too long
00:46:00And Neville LaRoche is gonna find out
00:46:02And beat us to it
00:46:03Okay
00:46:05I'll tell her
00:46:06I just
00:46:08I need a few more days
00:46:10Of just me with her
00:46:12Then I'll confess everything
00:46:14That's Shelby Trudeau
00:46:25Owner of the Valkyrie Fight Club
00:46:27Pretty girl
00:46:29So is she screwing
00:46:31Duran to Roy
00:46:33I don't know, sir
00:46:34That luncheon was so boring, Neville
00:46:38Those stuck-up twats
00:46:40Kept going on and on
00:46:42About their precious lineages
00:46:43Dating back to the Mayflower
00:46:45Not everyone's bought trash like you, Isabel
00:46:51It is a wonder
00:46:55How you overcame your
00:46:57Low-class origins
00:46:59And gained my interest
00:47:00That wasn't your interest, darling
00:47:02That was your cock
00:47:04Hmm
00:47:04Touché, my dear
00:47:06Why are you looking at a picture of her?
00:47:09Do you know Shelby Trudeau?
00:47:11Well, she went by Michelle in high school
00:47:13But yeah, that's her
00:47:15She was a star athlete
00:47:18With an annoying habit
00:47:19Of defending every loser in school
00:47:21From bullies like you
00:47:22Per se
00:47:23Oh, that is unfortunate
00:47:27You don't have to work that much harder
00:47:30For when you two reconnect
00:47:32No, no
00:47:33Me and your new bestie, Isabel
00:47:35Baby, no
00:47:37It's cooling off
00:47:45We should go inside
00:47:47Just a few more minutes
00:47:49Can't remember the last time I let myself just be
00:47:54Yeah
00:47:56I think it was when my parents were still together
00:47:58Before the divorce
00:48:01The cheating
00:48:02While I'm getting sick
00:48:04I was carefree then
00:48:06I joined the army after
00:48:08But that was just another rollercoaster
00:48:10It's kind of hard to chill
00:48:13When you're deep in hostile territory
00:48:14Cutting off weapon supply routes
00:48:16I'm glad you feel safe here
00:48:19It's not the place
00:48:22It's the person
00:48:23I feel like I've known you forever
00:48:27Shelby, I have to tell you something
00:48:34I guess I can wait one more day
00:48:44Our most sought after class at Valkyrie is our women's self-defense kickboxing
00:48:53Sign me up
00:48:54Oh shit, Isabel
00:48:55The girl who made my life and everyone else is a living hell in high school
00:49:00What sneaky BS is she up to?
00:49:02The girl who made my life and everyone else is a living hell in high school
00:49:06What sneaky BS is she up to?
00:49:09Oh my gosh, Michelle, is it you?
00:49:12I go by Shelby now
00:49:14You look amazing
00:49:16Michelle Shelby and I go way back
00:49:20Gosh, what a small world
00:49:22Well for our membership we offer weekly and monthly subscriptions
00:49:26How about I pay up front for three years
00:49:30And I'll be sure to tell all my friends to join
00:49:33You know if you're really serious about this
00:49:35You'll have to lose the bling before class
00:49:41I was a mean girl in high school and I'm really ashamed of it
00:49:45What you've built here is so empowering
00:49:48If I had had something like this growing up
00:49:50Then maybe I would have found the courage to stop my pa
00:49:55From all the horrible things he did to me and Ma
00:50:00Shelby, can we start over?
00:50:01Would you let me try to make it right?
00:50:07Okay
00:50:16This is so awesome
00:50:18How about lunch?
00:50:19I'm free to grab a bite right now
00:50:21We can catch up
00:50:24Okay, let me grab my bag
00:50:26Griffin Roy has made criminal justice reform the heart of his campaign
00:50:39He's pro-union and has a five-point plan to improve workplace safety regulations
00:50:44Shit
00:50:47No, no, not you
00:50:48Uh, I gotta call you back
00:50:59LaRoche knows about Shelby
00:51:00He sicked Isabelle Longer
00:51:01Look, here's her Instagram
00:51:05What the fuck?
00:51:06LaRoche's oppo research must have tagged her
00:51:08Look, we just lost control of the narrative, Griffin
00:51:11Screw the narrative, it's a trap
00:51:13They've got my wife
00:51:21Thought this was supposed to be a quick bite
00:51:24I have a business to run, you know
00:51:25You haven't changed a bit since high school
00:51:28So dedicated
00:51:28I've always admired that about you
00:51:32All right, cut the crap, Izzy
00:51:34Others might buy your ladylike act
00:51:36But I know you're still the same vicious bully inside
00:51:41You didn't come to my gym by accident
00:51:42What's your angle?
00:51:43Neville asked me to befriend you
00:51:45I don't want to be here
00:51:47So I can just add that to the list of reasons
00:51:49Why I fucking loathe you
00:51:52What's my angle, Shelby?
00:51:55The complete and utter destruction of Griffin Roy
00:51:59And if I can take you down with him
00:52:01All the better
00:52:06Shelby, listen to me
00:52:09The press are on their way
00:52:10I don't have time to explain
00:52:11But I fucked up
00:52:12You have to get out of that restaurant
00:52:14Now
00:52:19Too late to run
00:52:20My hubby's here
00:52:21Leaving so soon, Miss Trudeau
00:52:23Or should I say
00:52:24Mrs. Roy?
00:52:29Come on, Shelby, pick up
00:52:30Let me know you got out of there
00:52:34Who the hell are you?
00:52:36Congressman
00:52:37Neville LaRoche
00:52:38I understand why your husband probably never mentioned me
00:52:41Seeing as how there's so much he hasn't told you
00:52:44Please, sit down
00:52:45Isabel was supposed to keep you company until after I arrived
00:52:50No matter
00:52:51We'll do this the less
00:52:52genteel way if we must
00:52:57Both of these men are retired navy seals
00:52:59I've heard a lot about your fighting skills
00:53:02So I came prepared
00:53:05What's this about?
00:53:13What's this about?
00:53:13I spoke with your stepmother
00:53:16Margot
00:53:18She had quite the story to tell
00:53:20It seems Roy has led you to believe that he's some bum
00:53:24On the streets
00:53:25And actually
00:53:26He's just about one of the wealthiest men in the state
00:53:29I can't believe you fell for that
00:53:33Not so smart now
00:53:34Are you, Shelby?
00:53:36You're lying
00:53:38You are Roy's secret bride
00:53:41A woman he is so ashamed of
00:53:42He would hide the marriage for the rest of the world
00:53:44When the press arrives
00:53:48You will share your story of betrayal with the voters of Louisiana
00:53:51So that they may know
00:53:52What kind of man Roy really is
00:54:04Hey
00:54:05I got you
00:54:08Let me go
00:54:09Shelby, please
00:54:11Why did you keep your marriage a secret?
00:54:14The voters have a right to know
00:54:16What else are you hiding?
00:54:17You son of a bitch
00:54:19Come now, Roy
00:54:21Don't blame others for your own stupid mistakes
00:54:34Shell
00:54:35Shell, please
00:54:37Hear me out
00:54:38Don't shell me
00:54:41All of your charm
00:54:42It's just a lie
00:54:44I never meant
00:54:45To let it get this far
00:54:46I planned on coming clean
00:54:48More lies, Griffin Roy?
00:54:49I was going to tell you today
00:54:51Convenient
00:54:53Why didn't you just tell me you were a billionaire from the start?
00:54:56Did you actually think I'd come after you for your money?
00:54:59That was always a possibility
00:55:03Get away from my house
00:55:04This is technically my home
00:55:08How sitting my ass
00:55:11You are the worst and I never want to see you again
00:55:16Shelby
00:55:18Be sure to subscribe to our channel
00:55:22Professional candidate
00:55:23Griffin Roy has a secret bride
00:55:26Neander
00:55:26Uh
00:55:28Yup
00:55:42You
00:55:46You gotta get a sip of that?
00:56:16This is private property?
00:56:26Which I own.
00:56:27Liar. Pierce Durand owns this building.
00:56:30He works for me.
00:56:31Then I'll move.
00:56:33I don't want to owe you anything.
00:56:46Oh, Shelby, Shelby, come out, would you please?
00:56:53I wake up in the morning and reach for you, but you're not there.
00:57:05I can't breathe at the thought of losing you.
00:57:10Mr. Roy, do you think she'll ever forgive you?
00:57:12You're ridiculous. You do know that, don't you?
00:57:19Oh, Shelby, Shelby, don't leave me hanging.
00:57:23What are you doing? You're supposed to turn it on.
00:57:27Yeah, I got it from a pawn shop.
00:57:31It's broken. Guy totally scammed me.
00:57:34You are beyond ridiculous.
00:57:36Please, Shelby, I didn't say what I wanted to before.
00:57:41Or just give me a chance to explain.
00:57:46Fine.
00:57:48Come in, you fool.
00:57:50Yeah, I'll come into my own house.
00:57:57You have two minutes.
00:58:05Growing up as a Roy,
00:58:07no one ever liked me for me.
00:58:11It's always been about
00:58:13the money,
00:58:15the access.
00:58:18Then,
00:58:19at a moment,
00:58:20three years ago,
00:58:22where someone did
00:58:23like me,
00:58:25for me.
00:58:27They had no idea who I was.
00:58:29And I just remember
00:58:31how freeing
00:58:33it felt.
00:58:37So when I met you,
00:58:38and I felt that spark
00:58:40I've been searching for,
00:58:43I didn't think.
00:58:45I just
00:58:46fucking left.
00:58:47Why wait so long
00:58:48to tell me?
00:58:50I've never
00:58:51gone into enemy territory
00:58:53to cut off
00:58:54weapons supply routes.
00:58:56I boxed in prep school.
00:58:59Yeah,
00:59:00you got that right.
00:59:01But otherwise,
00:59:03I've always been more of
00:59:04a lover
00:59:05rather than a fighter.
00:59:08And I've done well as a lawyer.
00:59:09But I did not
00:59:11earn
00:59:12those billions.
00:59:14I inherited them
00:59:15from
00:59:17generations
00:59:18of dickheads.
00:59:22When you meet a girl
00:59:22who's a total package,
00:59:24you just want to be
00:59:26her total package, too.
00:59:28You really are ridiculous.
00:59:31You know,
00:59:31I have laughed more
00:59:32with you in the past
00:59:33two weeks than I have
00:59:34in my entire life.
00:59:37I'm way too serious,
00:59:38Griffin.
00:59:38sometimes I forget
00:59:40how to let go.
00:59:42But with you,
00:59:42every day is fun.
00:59:45So,
00:59:45does that mean
00:59:46you forgive me?
00:59:48I'm thinking about it.
00:59:52Yeah.
00:59:54You think too much.
00:59:55Time for makeup sex.
01:00:01So,
01:00:02that's makeup sex.
01:00:04Yeah.
01:00:08Griffin,
01:00:09it hurts so much
01:00:10thinking we were over.
01:00:12I know.
01:00:13I never want to feel
01:00:14like that again.
01:00:16I promise not to let
01:00:18anything get in between us.
01:00:19Mm-hmm.
01:00:26This changes everything.
01:00:28Now,
01:00:29thanks for the heads up.
01:00:30I'd appreciate it
01:00:31if you could keep it
01:00:32buried for as long
01:00:32as possible.
01:00:33I want to stay
01:00:45right here.
01:00:53Where the hell
01:00:54are you,
01:00:55Griff?
01:00:55This is DEFCON 1.
01:00:58Hey, man.
01:00:59Seriously?
01:00:59That's all you have to say?
01:01:00Seriously?
01:01:02That's all you have to say?
01:01:07Come on.
01:01:12How could you keep
01:01:13something like this
01:01:14from me?
01:01:14We've known each other
01:01:15since college.
01:01:16What are you talking about?
01:01:17Didn't you get any
01:01:18of my texts
01:01:18or calls?
01:01:20I must have forgot
01:01:21to charge it.
01:01:23I had quite a night
01:01:24last night.
01:01:25Shelby and I
01:01:26made up.
01:01:27She's forgiven me.
01:01:28Well,
01:01:29she won't forgive you
01:01:29for this.
01:01:32You're a goddamn
01:01:33bigamist,
01:01:33Griffin Roy.
01:01:38Michelle Lane.
01:01:40I don't even know
01:01:41who that is.
01:01:42Well,
01:01:42you knew her well
01:01:43enough to marry her
01:01:43three years ago.
01:01:48This can't be right.
01:01:49I got it from
01:01:50a parish clerk.
01:01:51She's agreed
01:01:51to keep it hush-hush
01:01:52for now.
01:01:53The ceremony
01:01:53was conducted
01:01:54at a church.
01:01:55The priest
01:01:56signed and completed
01:01:57the marriage certificate.
01:01:58Father Timothy
01:02:00O'Shea.
01:02:04I now pronounce
01:02:05ye man and wife.
01:02:08The masked girl
01:02:08from Rardi Gras.
01:02:10I finally know her name.
01:02:12Michelle.
01:02:14Shit.
01:02:15That finally makes sense.
01:02:17Of course,
01:02:18you wouldn't knowingly
01:02:19become a bigamist.
01:02:21Shelby.
01:02:22Fuck.
01:02:24What am I gonna tell her?
01:02:25Look,
01:02:25it could still
01:02:26be one big mistake.
01:02:28I need to talk
01:02:29to that priest.
01:02:36I have something
01:02:37for you.
01:02:45I hacked into
01:02:46the parish database.
01:02:48Griffin Roy
01:02:48is legally married
01:02:49to both Michelle Lane
01:02:51and Shelby Trudeau.
01:02:52That's it.
01:02:54He's finished.
01:02:55Griffin Roy
01:02:56will be in jail
01:02:58for bigamy
01:02:58before cocktail hour.
01:03:01Michelle Lane
01:03:01is Shelby Trudeau.
01:03:03They're legally married
01:03:04to each other
01:03:05on two separate occasions.
01:03:06They just don't know it yet.
01:03:09That's insane.
01:03:11Check the date.
01:03:12They got married
01:03:12the first time
01:03:13during Mardi Gras.
01:03:14Roy was obviously
01:03:16publicly intoxicated.
01:03:17We could use
01:03:18that angle.
01:03:19Yeah,
01:03:19the romance
01:03:20is already trending.
01:03:22He made an idiot
01:03:23of himself
01:03:23with that boombox
01:03:24and voters.
01:03:25Oh,
01:03:26they're just
01:03:26eating it up.
01:03:28He's catching up
01:03:29in the polls.
01:03:31Now,
01:03:32Roy unknowingly
01:03:33marries twice.
01:03:35The girl he's been
01:03:35searching for
01:03:36since Mardi Gras.
01:03:37This will make them
01:03:38seem like some
01:03:39faded love story.
01:03:44This will make them
01:03:45seem like some
01:03:46faded love story.
01:03:49We got nothing on them.
01:03:52Honey,
01:03:52we've got everything
01:03:54we need.
01:03:55What they don't know
01:03:56can definitely hurt them.
01:03:58And right now,
01:03:59to Griffin Roy,
01:04:00Michelle Lane
01:04:01could be anybody.
01:04:05You would have given
01:04:06Machiavelli a run
01:04:07for his money,
01:04:08my dear.
01:04:09Who?
01:04:13Well,
01:04:14we have a very limited window
01:04:15to make this work.
01:04:17We will hit hard
01:04:18and play fast.
01:04:24What is she going to say
01:04:25when I tell her
01:04:25I'm married?
01:04:29All right, ladies.
01:04:30Good job.
01:04:31That's it for tonight.
01:04:32Remember,
01:04:33this weekend's Mardi Gras.
01:04:34Have fun.
01:04:35But you know what to do
01:04:36if anybody messes with you.
01:04:38Nice work.
01:04:40Hi.
01:04:41Hi.
01:04:42Hungry?
01:04:45You're everything I've ever wanted.
01:04:54Everything I didn't even
01:04:55dare to dream.
01:04:57You're it for me.
01:04:58I can't lose you.
01:05:00Griffin, are you okay?
01:05:03Yeah.
01:05:05Just some stuff for the campaign.
01:05:07I want to help.
01:05:10LaRoche can't win.
01:05:12He and Isabel are evil.
01:05:14We're the kind of man
01:05:14that people need.
01:05:16I can't imagine
01:05:17anyone else by myself.
01:05:18I'll come by
01:05:19the campaign office tomorrow.
01:05:21We will plan a siege
01:05:23that surrounds them
01:05:24from all sides.
01:05:26That sounds amazing, Cheryl.
01:05:27Father?
01:05:39I remember the two of you.
01:05:41You had it, lad.
01:05:42That special spark.
01:05:45I don't see it often in couples,
01:05:46but when I do,
01:05:47it makes an impression.
01:05:49You must be mistaken.
01:05:51This woman and I,
01:05:52we'd met that day.
01:05:53And you were already
01:05:54finishing each other's sentences,
01:05:56dying to tie to not,
01:05:57there was no stopping you.
01:05:58I was drunk.
01:06:00Drunk with love.
01:06:01The man I married
01:06:02knew what he was doing.
01:06:04I mean, how is this even legal?
01:06:06New Orleans has
01:06:06a 24-hour waiting period.
01:06:08Unless the judge waves it.
01:06:09Son of a bitch.
01:06:11Who was it?
01:06:12He was your best man.
01:06:14You called him Remy.
01:06:15Remy, Cal.
01:06:17That bastard.
01:06:19No wonder he always had
01:06:20that stupid smirk on his face
01:06:22whenever I stood
01:06:22before him in court.
01:06:25Fuck!
01:06:27Fuck!
01:06:30I don't care.
01:06:31I don't care.
01:06:33We need to know
01:06:33all the marriage now.
01:06:34I love my wife.
01:06:35You're in a bit of a pickle?
01:06:37Because in my book,
01:06:39you love Joe to wife as well.
01:06:45Sir,
01:06:46Mrs. Rose is in your office
01:06:48with Mr. Durand.
01:06:49Shelby.
01:06:50Okay.
01:06:50Griffin,
01:06:55this is the woman
01:06:56you've been looking for.
01:06:57This is Michelle Lane.
01:07:00Hi, Griffin.
01:07:02You might not remember me,
01:07:03but we got married
01:07:04three years ago.
01:07:05So you've been an escort
01:07:12for seven years.
01:07:14That's right.
01:07:14Since high school.
01:07:16And that really is your toddler?
01:07:17My baby girl, Fleur.
01:07:19She has no daddy.
01:07:20This will be good for her.
01:07:25If I may ask,
01:07:27how will she pass the DNA test?
01:07:29That is the least
01:07:30of your worries.
01:07:32All right.
01:07:32Chop, chop.
01:07:32Now, action.
01:07:42Hi, Griffin.
01:07:43You might not remember me,
01:07:45but we got married
01:07:45three years ago.
01:07:47It was Mardi Gras.
01:07:49We were completely wasted
01:07:50and we ended up in some church
01:07:52with an Irish priest.
01:07:53We had a wild night
01:07:55at the hotel.
01:07:56And well,
01:07:57Fleur was the happy accident
01:07:59nine months later.
01:08:00It can't be true.
01:08:06I've never met you in my life.
01:08:07I mean,
01:08:08you were wearing masks.
01:08:09Yes, that's right.
01:08:10We were.
01:08:11By the time I found out
01:08:12I was pregnant,
01:08:13two months had passed.
01:08:14I've been trying to find you
01:08:16ever since,
01:08:16but it wasn't until I saw
01:08:17one of your ads for Congress
01:08:19that I recognized your voice.
01:08:21It was a miracle.
01:08:23It's too much.
01:08:24She's losing him.
01:08:25Tone it down.
01:08:27Tone it down.
01:08:30Listen, lady,
01:08:31I don't know who you're
01:08:32trying to con with this act.
01:08:34Griffin, don't.
01:08:36But there is no way
01:08:37in hell that I'm married to you.
01:08:39What's going on, Griffin?
01:08:43Is this woman really your wife?
01:08:49No, she's not.
01:08:50We don't know.
01:08:51Which is it?
01:08:53You are my wife.
01:08:55Only you.
01:08:57I understand this is a lot to take in.
01:09:00Fleur and I will just go.
01:09:02I'll have my lawyer reach out.
01:09:03No.
01:09:04No lawyers.
01:09:05We don't need to involve
01:09:06any authorities.
01:09:08This can all be solved
01:09:09with a simple DNA test.
01:09:12Pierce,
01:09:13this woman is a fraud.
01:09:14Griffin, think about it.
01:09:16She says Fleur is your daughter.
01:09:18One little test,
01:09:19and that'll prove
01:09:19if she's lying or not.
01:09:20We need to know, Griffin.
01:09:23I need to know.
01:09:26Fine.
01:09:27But I don't want
01:09:27these doubts to fester.
01:09:29We can rush the DNA results
01:09:30and get them back
01:09:31in a few hours.
01:09:32Might I suggest
01:09:32a more private setting?
01:09:35Less eyes.
01:09:36Understood.
01:09:37We can wait back at my house
01:09:38for the results to come.
01:09:46We've got them.
01:09:48You're up.
01:09:50We'll be right back at my house.
01:09:52We'll be right back at my house.
01:09:53We'll be right back at my house.
01:09:54We'll be right back at my house.
01:09:55We'll be right back at my house.
01:09:56We'll be right back at my house.
01:09:57We'll be right back at my house.
01:09:58We'll be right back at my house.
01:09:59We'll be right back at my house.
01:10:00We'll be right back at my house.
01:10:01We'll be right back at my house.
01:10:02We'll be right back at my house.
01:10:03We'll be right back at my house.
01:10:04We'll be right back at my house.
01:10:05We'll be right back at my house.
01:10:06We'll be right back at my house.
01:10:07We'll be right back at my house.
01:10:08We'll be right back at my house.
01:10:09We'll be right back at my house.
01:10:10We'll be right back at my house.
01:10:11you could don't just don't Shelby go upstairs she fed them snacks and then
01:10:29locked herself in the guest room I can't lose her Pierce I won't
01:10:41I'm going to truth buddy
01:10:48Fleur meet your daddy I will of course provide for you both financially
01:11:16Fleur doesn't need a checkbook she needs a father
01:11:20what do you want the guest bedroom is empty
01:11:39you and Fleur can stay there
01:11:43Shelby just don't do this just give me some time I can fix it
01:11:52this isn't something you fix you can't be legally married to two women at the same time and you
01:11:58have a child with one of them we need to get a divorce
01:12:03she's right Griff
01:12:09you have a daughter now you're a father and you have to put your child first
01:12:14I can't be Margo I won't do that to another little girl
01:12:20I have spent my whole life looking for you
01:12:25how can I let you go
01:12:29sometimes love isn't enough
01:12:34how'd you know Shelby would leave him because of the kid
01:12:41Shelby's dedicated her life to saving people
01:12:44it's not in her nature to put herself first
01:12:46oh you're a scary woman
01:12:49I know
01:12:51so this is what it feels like to have your heart shattered
01:13:08I know
01:13:26I know
01:13:28I know
01:13:29I don't know.
01:13:59That's strange. I thought I heard something.
01:14:29It's like she was never here.
01:14:35Hey, mister? Will you marry me?
01:14:51Marry me?
01:14:53She took everything but left this behind. Message received, Shelby.
01:15:08What the hell is this?
01:15:10I know this sounds crazy and there's no time to explain, but if you help me, I promise
01:15:17a generous reward once I get my inheritance. This place is insane. The owner must really
01:15:22trust you.
01:15:27Could it be?
01:15:28It's her. It's always been her.
01:15:44Yeah, it went better than I expected.
01:15:46Yeah, it went better than I expected. As soon as you saw the forged DNA test, it was a done
01:15:51deal.
01:15:52Who is she working for?
01:15:53How long am I supposed to stay here while you take care of Shelby?
01:15:57Give me your name. Come on, just one name.
01:16:00Mrs. LaRoche, that's cutting it close. I want to be long gone when he finds out she's dead.
01:16:04Where is Shelby? Where is my wife? Where is Isabel taking her?
01:16:12I don't know what you're talking about.
01:16:13I will have you put away for the rest of your life and your daughter will grow up in a fucking
01:16:17orphanage.
01:16:19I don't know where she is. If I knew I'd tell you, I swear.
01:16:34What is wrong with me? Help! Somebody help! Do you need some water? Oh, wait. I see you
01:16:49already had some. You poisoned me? Why? Why? Why? Where to begin? Lingering high school
01:17:02issues. Offs. I'm helping Neville's campaign. Duh. But the real reason, the one that cuts
01:17:09deep, is to make Griffin Roy think he's a bigamist. By the time he figures out he married
01:17:17the same woman twice, he'll have gone missing. Vanished without a trace. He'll be forced to
01:17:25withdraw from the race. Later, when an anonymous tip tells the police where to find your body,
01:17:30suspicion will follow Griffin for the rest of his life. Any political future he may have
01:17:35had will be as dead as you. Nut.
01:17:39Back up. Married twice?
01:17:45Who's the...
01:17:46The woman and the little girl?
01:17:49Oh. Just some cheap whore I hired to tell your husband that they've been married for the
01:17:54past three years. When really, it's been you all along. You've been searching for each
01:18:01other all this time. But now he'll never find you. All right, boys. She's all yours.
01:18:12I told you I'd get you back.
01:18:16Miss Tudor, why are you here?
01:18:25My daughter, my baby, she's here. I'm scared she's gonna do something terrible.
01:18:31What do you mean terrible? What's going on?
01:18:33I sold everything to get her out on bail and you... What does she do in return? She's...
01:18:40She's gone crazy. She's stalking Shelby. She tailed her to some hotel in a French corner.
01:18:49What hotel?
01:18:51Excuse me, sir. My sister's staying here, but I've forgotten her room number.
01:18:55It's Shelby Trudeau.
01:18:57Sorry, ma'am. We can't disclose any guest information.
01:18:59Shelby. Come out. Come out wherever you are.
01:19:22I think I'll do it with my bare hands. Make some more personal.
01:19:26Actually, do me a favor. Leave a lot of marks on that base of hers.
01:19:34Fuck you. I want people to see that she suffered. A lot.
01:19:38Well, trust me. She will.
01:19:42Come on. Let's get this party started.
01:19:44Ugh.
01:19:47Ugh.
01:19:49Ugh.
01:19:56Look what you've done.
01:20:03Pansy-ass slap.
01:20:06She's stalling. And you're falling for it.
01:20:09Damn.
01:20:10Can't go to the valet smelling like a dye bar.
01:20:13They'll never give you her car keys.
01:20:15Shelby has clothes over there.
01:20:17Change.
01:20:19I'll take care of me.
01:20:20You go take care of her.
01:20:21Ugh.
01:20:28Without a grip, Shelby Trudeau changed her name to Michelle Lane.
01:20:32It was after her parents divorced at her mother's request.
01:20:35She only returned to her original name after her mother passed three years ago.
01:20:42Starting to make sense now.
01:20:44It was harder on my mom.
01:20:45She didn't want anything to do with him, so I cut him off, too.
01:20:50He even started using my mom's maiden name.
01:20:52She's the one you've been looking for.
01:20:54It's been her all this time.
01:20:56How could it be so blind?
01:20:58Of course it had to be Shelby. It had to be her.
01:21:02My heart knew what my brain couldn't see.
01:21:05I got it.
01:21:06Your girl's in room 801.
01:21:09Thanks, man.
01:21:11Now I can go save the love of my life.
01:21:13Too much to drink.
01:21:21Of course.
01:21:29Stop right there.
01:21:35Not so fast.
01:21:38Griffin fucking Roy.
01:21:41Finally joined the party.
01:21:43I'm here for my wife.
01:21:45Not gonna happen, brah.
01:21:47What you've done here is aggravated assault, but if you leave this hotel with her, it's kidnapping.
01:21:53That is a federal crime. Don't bring in the FBI.
01:21:57Someone will have to be around to identify us.
01:22:00That sure as hell won't be you.
01:22:01Did you get all that, Pierce?
01:22:05Police are on their way. Hang in there, buddy.
01:22:10You're not getting out if you're alive, Roy.
01:22:11Give me my wife back now!
01:22:31Shelby, you all right?
01:22:50No!
01:22:52I don't know.
01:23:22Grif, my god! Do you need medical attention?
01:23:28No, but they do.
01:23:39I guess I renewed my man card.
01:23:41Sure did, honey. Fucked him up real good.
01:23:46Oh lord, please tell me there's something other than fatigues and combat boots in this thing.
01:23:52Shelby!
01:24:00You little bitch!
01:24:02Didn't I say I'd come back here and settle the score?
01:24:06What?
01:24:08That's not-
01:24:09Shelby!
01:24:12Put your hands up where I can see him.
01:24:18This is the last one.
01:24:19Hey, hey, hey. I want to make a deal.
01:24:22What do you have to offer up?
01:24:23Congressman Neville LaRoche.
01:24:26I'm all ears.
01:24:28Is it really over?
01:24:34Yeah, it is.
01:24:36Griffin, Isabel said something, and I want to believe it, but three years ago, did we?
01:24:43You left us.
01:24:44It's true.
01:24:45I can't believe I finally found you.
01:24:47I looked for you in the face of every woman I ever met.
01:24:49I looked for you in the face of every woman I ever met.
01:24:50Why did you never come back?
01:24:51I looked for you in the face of every woman I ever met.
01:24:52I looked for you in the face of every woman I ever met.
01:24:54Why did you never come back?
01:24:55I looked for you in the face of every woman I ever met.
01:24:56Why did you never come back?
01:24:57I looked for you in the face of every woman I ever met.
01:24:59I can't believe I finally found you.
01:25:01I looked for you in the face of every woman I ever met.
01:25:06Why did you never come back?
01:25:24It's called a walk of shame.
01:25:26Not a laugh of it.
01:25:28Mind your own business, Cece.
01:25:30Look at you, Shelby.
01:25:32One Mardi Gras hookup and you think you found happily ever after.
01:25:36That's not how life works.
01:25:38Sure, he may have liked you with a mask on,
01:25:40but he's not going to want you with it all.
01:25:43Look, you both have a great memory now.
01:25:46But you'll look back and you'll see that you're just the clueless chick
01:25:50who didn't know the score.
01:25:53You'll embarrass yourself.
01:25:54And more importantly, you'll embarrass him.
01:25:56I waited in that hotel for two days.
01:26:04I'm sorry I let her get to me.
01:26:06But to be honest, what we had seemed too good to be true.
01:26:09How often do people fall in love with someone without ever seeing their face?
01:26:15Exactly.
01:26:18But I did.
01:26:20They do.
01:26:22Where do we go from here?
01:26:24Married twice.
01:26:26Deeply in love.
01:26:27Risked our lives to save each other.
01:26:29I'd say we live happily ever after.
01:26:34Shelby.
01:26:36Will you?
01:26:37Yes, Griffin Roy.
01:26:42I will always love you.
01:26:44In this life or the next.
01:26:46I know everything.
01:26:51Every part of me.
01:26:53I'm yours.
01:26:56I know everything.
01:26:58Every part of me.
01:26:59I'm yours.
01:27:04I know.
01:27:05I know.
01:27:06I know.
01:27:07I know.
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