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Will You Marry Me 2025 Full Movie
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00:00:00Hey, mister, will you marry me?
00:00:02Shelby Trudeau must be married by 5 o'clock today or she loses her inheritance.
00:00:07I'm Sergeant Shelby Trudeau. I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:00:10Who's going to marry you anyhow?
00:00:11The last guy you even slept with was a one-night stand three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:00:15All right, let's get married.
00:00:17I can't keep living in the past. Maybe it's time to see what the future holds.
00:00:22Why can't you just tell her it's your place if you're a public figure?
00:00:25How long do you think you can keep this charade up?
00:00:27The girl from Mardi Gras didn't know I was a boy.
00:00:29She liked me for me, and I want that again.
00:00:31You can't keep pining over some girl you met three years ago.
00:00:35Enjoy the little victory while it lasts.
00:00:38I see you're still trying to rob my wife of her inheritance.
00:00:41How pathetic and pointless.
00:00:43Tell in love we are.
00:00:44Sometimes I forget how to let go, but with you every day is fun.
00:00:49Actually, well, he's just about one of the wealthiest men in this country.
00:00:52You are Roy's secret bride, a woman he is so ashamed of,
00:00:56he would hide the marriage for the rest of the world.
00:00:57We need to get a divorce.
00:00:59I mean, I've spent my whole life looking for you.
00:01:02Sometimes love isn't enough.
00:01:06Could it be?
00:01:08It's her.
00:01:09It's always been her.
00:01:10How could it be so blind?
00:01:12I'm bored.
00:01:30According to Mr. Trudeau's will, your eldest daughter, Miss Shelby Trudeau,
00:01:38must be married by five o'clock today,
00:01:42or she loses her inheritance.
00:01:44That unladylike girl is not my daughter.
00:01:47Bad enough I'm her stepmother.
00:01:49Right, and hello.
00:01:50We want Shelby to no-show.
00:01:52That's the way we get everything.
00:01:53I'm Sergeant Shelby Trudeau.
00:02:07I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:02:10Well, look who it is, the prodigal sister.
00:02:13I'm dressed in your old uniform.
00:02:15Pathetic.
00:02:15Still trying to play hero.
00:02:17I'm in the Army Reserve now, Cece.
00:02:19I was doing weekend drills with my unit.
00:02:22The will, please.
00:02:25Ooh, the Army Reserve.
00:02:28Should have just died in the field like a good little soldier.
00:02:30No one would have missed you.
00:02:31Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
00:02:35Look, you don't have to respect me,
00:02:37but don't you dare speak about soldiers dying in vain on the battlefield.
00:02:41God, look around, Cece.
00:02:43Your curled hair and your frilly dress.
00:02:45Do you think any of that would be possible without others sacrificing?
00:02:50You have freedom and peace because someone else is carrying the burden.
00:02:59Of course.
00:03:01The will, Sergeant Trudeau.
00:03:03And I want to thank you for your service.
00:03:10Your father's will stipulates that the inheritance is yours
00:03:13only if signed by both you and your spouse.
00:03:19Woof!
00:03:20That means you got 15 minutes to find a husband, Shelby.
00:03:22Tick tock.
00:03:23Ha ha ha.
00:03:34Don't say I'm a bad stepmother.
00:03:37Give up your inheritance,
00:03:39and I'll give you one percent of better than nothing.
00:03:43You stole my father from me most of my life.
00:03:45You will not take what he left me.
00:03:48And what this money could do to help the gym
00:03:50and all the women that are part of it.
00:03:55Really, Shelby.
00:03:56Who's going to marry you anyhow?
00:03:58The last guy you even slept with
00:03:59was a one-night stand three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:04:15Don't.
00:04:17Keep the mystery.
00:04:21You've already lost, Shelby.
00:04:23Take the one percent I'm offering and be grateful for it.
00:04:26Right.
00:04:27You're not even going to find a bum on the street
00:04:29to marry you in time.
00:04:33Watch me.
00:04:37Watch me.
00:04:52Don't worry.
00:04:53Don't worry.
00:04:56He looks single.
00:05:02Oh, my God.
00:05:02This is totally foobar.
00:05:05Suck it up, soldier.
00:05:07You can't let your evil stepmother and stepsister win.
00:05:12Hey, mister.
00:05:14Will you marry me?
00:05:16I know this sounds crazy and there's no time to explain,
00:05:28but if you help me, I promise a generous reward
00:05:31once I get my inheritance.
00:05:32Well, this day just got a whole lot more interesting.
00:05:34So you won't have to live on the streets anymore.
00:05:37Do I look like a homeless person there?
00:05:39Priceless.
00:05:42Shelby, Trudeau.
00:05:43Are you one sign?
00:05:44You can't marry this helpful.
00:05:49Shelby Trudeau.
00:05:50The late Judge Trudeau's eldest daughter.
00:05:53That's right.
00:05:54The judge said she was a soldier.
00:05:56He didn't mention she was beautiful, too.
00:05:58Here's a few bucks.
00:06:00Take it and get lost.
00:06:02Don't meddle in our business.
00:06:04Don't speak to him like that.
00:06:05He's a person with feelings.
00:06:08The Cinderella tale.
00:06:10Complete with an evil stepmother and obnoxious stepsister.
00:06:14It's clear who deserves my help.
00:06:16And the timing couldn't be better for me.
00:06:18All right.
00:06:20Let's get married.
00:06:20Names for the marriage certificate?
00:06:38Shelby Trudeau.
00:06:41And your name is?
00:06:43Griffin Roy.
00:06:44Okay.
00:06:44And congratulations, you lovebirds.
00:07:07This isn't over.
00:07:18Tell her!
00:07:25Sergeant Trudeau.
00:07:27Mrs. Roy.
00:07:28You have to stay married for at least one full year.
00:07:32Or everything goes to your stepmother and stepsister.
00:07:36You hear that, Shelby?
00:07:38You won't last a week with that hobo.
00:07:44Come on.
00:07:50I guess we'll need to keep in touch.
00:07:52But you probably don't have a permanent address.
00:07:57Once the estate gets settled and I have the money,
00:07:59we can get you an apartment and set you up with a job.
00:08:02When most people get what they wanted,
00:08:05they usually just walk away.
00:08:07Well, I'm not most people.
00:08:10I see that.
00:08:18I gotta return this.
00:08:21Goodbye for now.
00:08:23Goodbye, wife.
00:08:24Where the hell have you been?
00:08:39Got you.
00:08:56Seriously, this is over the top, even for you.
00:09:01This DNA.
00:09:03Get it to Detective Mixwayne right away.
00:09:04Look, as your campaign manager,
00:09:06I need you to be more focused on your image, okay?
00:09:10You'll never catch LaRoche dumpster diving.
00:09:16Marrying Isabel was the best decision of my life.
00:09:21You know,
00:09:22when you elected me to Congress three years ago,
00:09:25you got a package deal.
00:09:26Griffin Roy,
00:09:28just another billionaire bachelor,
00:09:30playboy lawyer,
00:09:31the best.
00:09:32This, my friend,
00:09:34is where you're vulnerable.
00:09:35In a snap,
00:09:36I can line up a dozen
00:09:37beautiful, successful women
00:09:39who want me for what I am,
00:09:41not who I am.
00:09:42Look, you can't keep pining
00:09:43over some girl
00:09:44you met three years ago.
00:09:46It's not just some girl.
00:09:47We had a connection.
00:09:50Never had that before.
00:09:56Look, I gotta run.
00:09:58But Griffin,
00:09:59you need to find a woman
00:10:00who can stand by your side.
00:10:02Someone real.
00:10:03Not this made-up mystery girl
00:10:05you've built up in your head.
00:10:24Remember that true strength
00:10:25is not physical.
00:10:27It comes from the belief
00:10:27that you are worth defending.
00:10:30All right, guys.
00:10:31That's class.
00:10:32Nice work.
00:10:39So what's the latest
00:10:39on the STD super spreader?
00:10:41I tried to call him,
00:10:43but Mr. Chlamydia
00:10:44blocked my number.
00:10:46Who knows how many other women
00:10:48he's done this to?
00:10:49So I was thinking
00:10:51maybe it's time
00:10:52to go by his place
00:10:53and confront him
00:10:55in person.
00:10:56What's holding you back?
00:10:57Andre's some regular guy, Shelby.
00:11:00He's got a bro pack.
00:11:01These men are like
00:11:02wolves with money.
00:11:04Let's go.
00:11:05We'll face this douchebag
00:11:07together.
00:11:07What's your name?
00:11:27I'm Stephanie.
00:11:29How about a drink, huh?
00:11:30Oh, that's okay.
00:11:31Come on.
00:11:32One little drink won't do no harm.
00:11:34Okay, one drink.
00:11:35Really, Pierce?
00:11:36This clown
00:11:37is the one who controls
00:11:39the town's power brokers.
00:11:40You want to beat La Roche?
00:11:41You got to mingle
00:11:42with the good,
00:11:43the bad,
00:11:43and the Andres.
00:11:49I can't believe
00:11:51I slept with that.
00:11:53What was I thinking?
00:11:55I guess I can't hold my liquor.
00:11:58I mean, the night
00:11:58was just one big black hole.
00:12:01It wasn't the alcohol
00:12:02that caused you to black out.
00:12:05That thing.
00:12:09That creep.
00:12:12You dickless loser.
00:12:22Drugging girls to get laid.
00:12:23What the fuck?
00:12:24Get out of my house, skank.
00:12:27I'm the skank?
00:12:29That's funny.
00:12:30You're the one
00:12:30spreading chlamydia.
00:12:31Shut the fuck up
00:12:33and get out of my house.
00:12:35Unless you're back for more,
00:12:36I know how much
00:12:37of a whore you really are.
00:12:39You like spreading your legs,
00:12:40don't you?
00:12:41I just told you
00:12:42that you have chlamydia
00:12:43and you...
00:12:44Oh, my God.
00:12:46You already know
00:12:46you have it.
00:12:48And you don't care.
00:12:49Ladies,
00:12:52Andre Ivanov
00:12:53has been knowingly
00:12:54spreading chlamydia.
00:13:02What is she doing here?
00:13:04Both of you,
00:13:04get out of here.
00:13:09Oh, shit.
00:13:11She can't know
00:13:11who I am yet.
00:13:12Do you know
00:13:18who I am?
00:13:19I don't care.
00:13:23Dad?
00:13:25Where did she come from?
00:13:26That's my wife.
00:13:28Isn't she amazing?
00:13:29And she's gonna cost you Andre
00:13:30once he finds out
00:13:31you're married to her?
00:13:32I don't care.
00:13:33You think you can
00:13:33crash my party
00:13:34and pull that
00:13:35ninja shit on me?
00:13:37You are one
00:13:38dead bitch.
00:13:42Oh, nice.
00:13:51Did you see that combo?
00:13:52Dude, she can fight.
00:13:53Look at her form, man.
00:13:59She can really fight, man.
00:14:01You are hopeless.
00:14:04Hey,
00:14:05swap me jackets.
00:14:06I'll give you my Rolex.
00:14:12Fuck you, Roy.
00:14:31I'll do everything
00:14:32I can to end you.
00:14:33We should get out of here.
00:14:35Yeah, yeah.
00:14:36Come on.
00:14:37Get him!
00:14:40You lied to me.
00:14:44You're not some homeless guy.
00:14:46Okay,
00:14:46when did I say
00:14:47I was homeless?
00:14:48You were next to a dumpster.
00:14:49That's not much of a leap.
00:14:51What were you doing
00:14:51at this party?
00:14:53Work in the room.
00:14:54Oh,
00:14:54thought you were one of those
00:14:55asshole rich guys.
00:14:58I'm sorry.
00:14:59I hope I didn't cost you
00:15:00your job.
00:15:02I know how you can
00:15:02make it up to me.
00:15:04Have dinner with me.
00:15:07My place is nearby.
00:15:08I'll whip something up
00:15:09as a thank you for tonight.
00:15:10Wow.
00:15:11A wife who cooks
00:15:12and kicks ass.
00:15:14I'm one lucky man.
00:15:16Don't push it.
00:15:25Hey,
00:15:26dinner's ready.
00:15:32This is nice.
00:15:33I haven't had
00:15:34a home-cooked meal
00:15:35in a long time.
00:15:37It's one of the things
00:15:37I missed the most
00:15:38when I was deployed.
00:15:39How long were you
00:15:39in the military?
00:15:40Seven years.
00:15:42I joined right after
00:15:42high school.
00:15:43My mom had just died
00:15:44and I was feeling
00:15:45rudderless.
00:15:47You weren't
00:15:47close with your father?
00:15:50I was.
00:15:51He was my hero.
00:15:53Until he wasn't,
00:15:55he cheated on my mom
00:15:57with Margo.
00:15:58He was the judge
00:15:59and she was the
00:16:00court stenographer.
00:16:01It was quite the scandal
00:16:02at the time.
00:16:03That must have been
00:16:04really hard for you.
00:16:07It was harder on my mom.
00:16:08She didn't want anything
00:16:09to do with him
00:16:10so I cut him off too.
00:16:11Even started using
00:16:12my mom's maiden name.
00:16:13But then three years ago
00:16:14he reached out,
00:16:15told me he was sick
00:16:16so I came to New Orleans
00:16:17for a visit.
00:16:19Here I am.
00:16:20Here you are.
00:16:22Enough about me.
00:16:24What's your story,
00:16:25Griffin Roy?
00:16:25Shelby Trudeau,
00:16:30come on out now.
00:16:31We know you're
00:16:32in there, Shelby.
00:16:33The light is on.
00:16:34We are not leaving
00:16:34until you open this door.
00:16:37We are not leaving
00:16:37until you open this door.
00:16:40Hey,
00:16:41I'll handle this.
00:16:47Oh,
00:16:47I thought I heard
00:16:48a couple of stray cats
00:16:49out here yelling
00:16:50but it's just you two.
00:16:52And you are?
00:16:53That's the homeless guy
00:16:54that's you only married.
00:16:55What are you doing here?
00:16:57Why wouldn't Griffin be here?
00:16:59He's my husband after all.
00:17:01Mama,
00:17:02what are we going to do?
00:17:03We need to challenge the will
00:17:04but how can we do that
00:17:04if they're still together?
00:17:05Shut up, Cece.
00:17:07Oh,
00:17:07I see you're still trying
00:17:08to rob my wife
00:17:09of her inheritance.
00:17:11How pathetic
00:17:11and pointless.
00:17:13Look how in love we are.
00:17:15I look back.
00:17:18Enjoy the little victory
00:17:19while it lasts.
00:17:21Right,
00:17:22we're going to shred that will
00:17:23and your shame of marriage
00:17:24in no time.
00:17:24Margo and Cece
00:17:36are going to be a problem.
00:17:38There's no way
00:17:38they'll let us be.
00:17:39What if we
00:17:40moved in together?
00:17:42You want to live here?
00:17:45No,
00:17:46somewhere with
00:17:47better security
00:17:48like my place.
00:17:51Sure.
00:17:52I'm dying to see
00:17:53where you live.
00:17:59So let me get this straight.
00:18:01You told her
00:18:02your house sitting?
00:18:03That's right.
00:18:04Said I was
00:18:05going to watch the house
00:18:06while the owner
00:18:06was in Europe for the year.
00:18:08You do know how crazy
00:18:09that sounds.
00:18:10Why can't you just tell her
00:18:11it's your place?
00:18:16I saw you from across the room
00:18:17and I had to talk to you.
00:18:19That's very flattering,
00:18:20but you don't know
00:18:21anything about me.
00:18:22I know you take my breath away
00:18:24and I know that
00:18:25I would wonder
00:18:26for the rest of my life
00:18:27if I didn't take this chance
00:18:29even if it was only
00:18:30for one night.
00:18:31Maybe it's better this way.
00:18:32No names,
00:18:35no past.
00:18:37We can just be ourselves.
00:18:39I'd like that very much.
00:18:42The girl from Mardi Gras
00:18:43didn't know I was a Roy.
00:18:45She liked me for me.
00:18:47And I want that again,
00:18:49Pierce,
00:18:50even for a little while.
00:18:51Stash all this stuff
00:19:00in the garage, please.
00:19:02Griffin,
00:19:03you're a public figure.
00:19:05A lot of people
00:19:05know who you are.
00:19:07How long do you think
00:19:08you can keep this charade up?
00:19:09I don't know,
00:19:10but I have a chance
00:19:12to be with someone
00:19:12without all the crap
00:19:13that goes along
00:19:14with being a Roy.
00:19:15Well, just remember,
00:19:16we're about to launch
00:19:17a multi-platform campaign
00:19:19in two weeks.
00:19:21TV, radio, social, billboards,
00:19:24your face is about
00:19:25to be everywhere.
00:19:26Then I better make the most
00:19:28of the next 14 days.
00:19:49This place is insane.
00:19:51The owner must really trust you.
00:19:53Yep.
00:19:54We're pretty tight.
00:19:57Here, let me show you
00:19:58to your room.
00:20:04I can't keep living
00:20:05in the past.
00:20:08Maybe it's time
00:20:08to see what the future holds.
00:20:17Goodbye, mystery lover.
00:20:18I take it things are going well
00:20:26with Xena Warrior Princess.
00:20:27Oh, she's so exciting
00:20:29and competitive.
00:20:30Keeps me on my toes.
00:20:32I'm so damn beautiful.
00:20:34Face sweaty,
00:20:34no makeup,
00:20:35so damn real.
00:20:36Well, when do I get
00:20:37to meet her?
00:20:38Her military background
00:20:39and work with actress women
00:20:40will be a real asset
00:20:41for both female
00:20:42and male voters.
00:20:43Dial it back, Pierce.
00:20:45We're in the early stages.
00:20:46All right.
00:20:47Well, don't take too long.
00:20:48You married her
00:20:49for the campaign
00:20:50and it's not like
00:20:51she can dump you
00:20:52once she finds out.
00:20:53She needs you
00:20:54for her inheritance.
00:21:04Good.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:11I'm taking care of you tonight.
00:21:13Ooh, I like the sound of that.
00:21:15Get your mind out of the gutter, woman.
00:21:17I'm talking food here.
00:21:19All right.
00:21:19In that case, surprise me.
00:21:21Trust me.
00:21:22I'm full of surprises.
00:21:24I bet you are.
00:21:25See you soon.
00:21:36Gotcha, sis.
00:21:38So this is where
00:21:39you've been hiding now.
00:21:40Did you want some of wine?
00:22:10I turned off your alarm.
00:22:20You obviously needed to sleep.
00:22:22We can run tonight.
00:22:24P.S.
00:22:24You snore, but it's super cute.
00:22:27I do not snore, Griffin Roy!
00:22:40What are you doing in a place like this?
00:22:48I live here.
00:22:49When did you move in?
00:22:50Um, last week.
00:22:52We're house-sitting.
00:22:53Yeah, I have heard that one before.
00:22:55Listen, this is an exclusive neighborhood.
00:22:57Thieves are always trying to break in.
00:22:59Who are you calling a thief?
00:23:01Please step out.
00:23:03Now!
00:23:05What the hell are you doing?
00:23:07Just routine inspection.
00:23:10Let's see what else you're hiding here.
00:23:20Get your filthy hands off my wife!
00:23:23What?
00:23:28Oh.
00:23:30Cool.
00:23:30I thought I was saving you, but it looks like you got it.
00:23:34Oh, look out!
00:23:39Damn!
00:23:39Um, lady, you make it look easy.
00:23:43Are you hurt?
00:23:44Just my pride.
00:23:47Yeah, looks like you get it flat.
00:23:50Let's get out of here.
00:23:50We can take my car.
00:23:51This is yours?
00:23:55Borrowed it from a friend.
00:23:57Right.
00:24:00I know all the guards who work here, and you sure as hell aren't them.
00:24:04Who the hell are you, man?
00:24:07Some kind of big shot or something?
00:24:08Oh, I'm your worst nightmare.
00:24:09All right.
00:24:13All right.
00:24:14You're under arrest.
00:24:15What the hell is going on?
00:24:26Well, that didn't go as planned.
00:24:29Mama, this is all your fault.
00:24:31You pushed me to hire those thugs to humiliate Shelby, and now my money's wasted, and she got off scot-free!
00:24:36Eyes on the prize, CeCe.
00:24:38Once we inherit the entire Trudeau estate, this will be pocket change.
00:24:42Yeah.
00:24:43And who would have thought that bum would have got the police involved in all this mess?
00:24:46I don't believe he's a bum.
00:24:48I mean, how can a homeless man be so clever?
00:24:51No matter whether he's a tramp or not, he married Shelby for her money.
00:24:55Offer him a better deal, and he'll leave her.
00:24:58We annul the marriage and claim the entire estate.
00:25:04Oh, isn't Victoria Wilcox the port-a-potty billionaire looking for a new gigolo?
00:25:09That old cougar?
00:25:10Oh, CeCe, honey.
00:25:12When they're that age, they're not cougars.
00:25:14They're saber-toothed tigers.
00:25:18Well, then we just gotta make him an offer he can't refuse.
00:25:31You really should have iced these right away.
00:25:33I realize that now.
00:25:35I've only ever sparred with gloves on, never thrown a bare-knuckle punch before.
00:25:42What?
00:25:44Did I just hand in my man card?
00:25:45No, you knocked a guy out with one punch.
00:25:48Your man card is fully intact.
00:25:51You just sounded like a prep school rich boy for a second.
00:25:59Not just for today, but for everything.
00:26:03It's been really lonely since my dad died, and it's nice having someone on my side.
00:26:08There's no need to thank me.
00:26:09I am your husband.
00:26:14Close your eyes.
00:26:24Okay.
00:26:26Fair is fair.
00:26:28I owe you one.
00:26:29Sorry.
00:26:50I know we're just pretending.
00:26:52Right.
00:26:55Pretending.
00:26:55I'm gonna...
00:27:00I'm gonna go for a run.
00:27:03Okay, I'll come with...
00:27:08What if it's just me?
00:27:11Wouldn't that be ironic?
00:27:13The first woman I'm into for so long is not into me.
00:27:16Fuck!
00:27:16Fuck!
00:27:16Fuck!
00:27:16Fuck!
00:27:17Fuck!
00:27:18Fuck!
00:27:18Fuck!
00:27:19Fuck!
00:27:19Fuck!
00:27:20Fuck!
00:27:21Fuck!
00:27:21Fuck!
00:27:22Fuck!
00:27:22Fuck!
00:27:23Fuck!
00:27:23Fuck!
00:27:24Fuck!
00:27:24Fuck!
00:27:25Griffin kissed me, and it felt just like that night three years ago.
00:27:36What's wrong with me?
00:27:38How can I feel the exact same way for two different men?
00:27:42I don't know.
00:27:53He looks like a wet street dog.
00:27:55I'll shower and a haircut.
00:27:57He'll be marginally presentable.
00:27:59Hey!
00:28:00You!
00:28:01We got a proposition for you.
00:28:07How'd you like to be richer than you ever imagined?
00:28:10Well, that'd be a dream, ma'am.
00:28:12Get in.
00:28:13Are you sure he's not homeless?
00:28:28He eats like a dirty pig!
00:28:30So you want me to divorce Shelby and marry Victoria Wilcox, the shithouse billionaire?
00:28:41You will refer to them as Port-A-Potty's young man.
00:28:46We know you're after Shelby's inheritance, but she's never going to see it.
00:28:51Well, he'll do.
00:28:54Oh, he'll do just nicely.
00:29:03Wait a minute.
00:29:05Have we met before because you look real familiar?
00:29:08Oh, no.
00:29:10Nope, I don't think I run in your kinds of circles, Ms. Wilcox.
00:29:14The first document are official divorce papers.
00:29:21The first document are official divorce papers.
00:29:23And you will also be paid $20,000 a month to provide intimate services of a sexual nature.
00:29:31Hmm.
00:29:33Oh, you don't need to worry, boy, because I have the libido of a 26-year-old.
00:29:39Oh, mm.
00:29:40Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:29:47I don't understand.
00:29:53Man, this says...
00:29:55You're under arrest for pandering.
00:29:59Detective McSwain, this woman has tried to recruit me as a sex worker.
00:30:05That's a class C felony.
00:30:07He's lying.
00:30:07And you will also be paid $20,000 a month to provide intimate services of a sexual nature.
00:30:21Detective, detective, detective, there must be some misunderstanding.
00:30:24There's no nonsense going on here.
00:30:27No, you can't arrest me on the word of that bum.
00:30:29He set me up.
00:30:30Detective McSwain, it's getting late.
00:30:33Um, I'd like to go home and see my wife.
00:30:41Wait.
00:30:44You have made a big mistake rejecting me.
00:30:47I'm a woman of wealth and power that you cannot fathom.
00:30:51I will make you pay very dearly for this.
00:30:55I don't think anyone mentioned my last name.
00:30:58It's Roy.
00:31:03Well, I knew you looked familiar, you see.
00:31:07I'm just an old woman.
00:31:09You could forgive me.
00:31:11Get out of my face.
00:31:12All right, we got her in the car.
00:31:21How far do you want this to go?
00:31:23Put the fear of God in there.
00:31:25Mug shot, fingerprints, thorks.
00:31:28Then in the morning, drop the charges before the press gets wet.
00:31:32Pierce her to have your hide.
00:31:34You got it, Griff.
00:31:35Griff.
00:31:42Where have you been?
00:31:48I was worried you were gone so long.
00:31:50Yeah?
00:31:52Yeah.
00:31:54Uh, are you hungry?
00:31:55I can heat up some leftovers.
00:31:57Yeah, I'd like that.
00:32:01Did that just happen?
00:32:03Maybe I have a shot with her after all.
00:32:12Oh, baby, my little girl.
00:32:19Oh, I will never forget the humiliation that man has caused us.
00:32:24Don't you worry, Mama.
00:32:25I have a plan.
00:32:27I had all night to think about it in that cold to hard cell.
00:32:31If he doesn't want to divorce Shelby, fine.
00:32:34We'll just force Shelby to divorce him.
00:32:38And I know just where to hit it where it hurts.
00:32:42He's amazing.
00:32:55I think we shaved 30 seconds off that time.
00:33:02I thought I was competitive.
00:33:04You even compete with yourself.
00:33:12You're not growing.
00:33:17You're dying.
00:33:19I, um, I'm going to go shower.
00:33:23Me too.
00:33:27Get a grip, Shelby.
00:33:29So he's hot.
00:33:31You've been around dozens of smoking hot men in the service.
00:33:34What makes him any different?
00:33:36He just is.
00:33:38Hey, Zara.
00:33:43Shelby, you have to get here right away.
00:33:45Buford's kicking us out the gym.
00:33:52I'm sorry.
00:33:52My hands are tied.
00:33:56He says we have to leave.
00:33:57Okay, I got this.
00:33:59Mr. Buford, what are you doing?
00:34:00This is my place of business.
00:34:02You're done here.
00:34:02I sold the building.
00:34:04The new owners want you out.
00:34:06That's illegal.
00:34:07I have a lease.
00:34:08They've got a break clause for new management, and they decide to activate it.
00:34:12Who the hell is they?
00:34:15That would be us.
00:34:19Cliff, we can take it from here.
00:34:24Sure thing.
00:34:25Pleasure doing business with you, ladies.
00:34:27I know you used all your army money for this gym, but you can get it back.
00:34:32All you have to do is sign this divorce petition.
00:34:36Get a divorce.
00:34:38Give up your inheritance.
00:34:40And then you can keep your dinky, smelly gym.
00:34:43I bet you want to hit me so bad.
00:34:53Not so tough now?
00:34:54Laura, Shelby.
00:34:56Screw you.
00:34:57I'll just pack up and find a new location.
00:34:59Sorry.
00:35:00The building is now closed for renovations, and everything inside now belongs to me.
00:35:07Of course.
00:35:09You could sue, but that would take months.
00:35:12Well, what would happen to your gym now, Shelby?
00:35:16That's blackmail.
00:35:17We like to call it capitalism.
00:35:20You don't sign, we close the gym, and then you lose everything.
00:35:25Think about what you're doing.
00:35:27This gym is a lifeline for so many women.
00:35:30I won't let you take it from them.
00:35:32You can beg, but I won't budge.
00:35:36Be a smart girl and sign the papers by tomorrow, or you can kiss your Valkyrie.
00:35:42Fight Club goodbye.
00:35:44And watch us turn it into Valkyrie Street Club.
00:35:49Isn't that a good idea?
00:35:51There's poles and everything.
00:35:52Oh my.
00:35:53Plenty of girls.
00:35:54Oh.
00:35:54They're cute.
00:35:55They are cute.
00:35:57Cute enough.
00:35:57I'm not here because I give a damn if you win.
00:36:09I'm here to make sure that Gryphon Roy doesn't.
00:36:12Well, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
00:36:16The fuck you say?
00:36:18What exactly did Roy do to earn your loathing?
00:36:22He partnered up against me with a she-warrior.
00:36:26I want to see them both destroy you.
00:36:29Well, with your connections and my political might, I think that might be able to be arranged.
00:36:44LaRose got Andre.
00:36:46What are we going to do about this?
00:36:48Nothing.
00:36:49We do not want these two pairing up, all right?
00:36:51This is political suicide.
00:36:53Just talk to Shelby.
00:36:55Maybe if you both apologize-
00:36:56Um, hell no.
00:36:57Let them do their best.
00:36:58Mark my words, this is going to come back to bite you in the ass.
00:37:08Hello, Shelby.
00:37:10Griffin, we need to talk.
00:37:19Shelby, what's going on?
00:37:21You sounded tense on the phone.
00:37:25I have so many missed moments.
00:37:27Things I should have said or done.
00:37:30Chances that were lost that might have been pivotal to my life.
00:37:33I don't want you to be another moment that I miss.
00:37:48You first.
00:37:49You first.
00:37:57You first.
00:38:14You first.
00:38:21You first.
00:38:33fucking amazing
00:39:03Griffin, where are you going?
00:39:13Griffin?
00:39:15Griffin?
00:39:18Explain yourself.
00:39:20Toothbrush.
00:39:23PJs, this is Jacques.
00:39:27Why?
00:39:29You're my wife.
00:39:30I sleep with you now.
00:39:31We probably should have talked this through.
00:39:34Yeah.
00:39:35You said you had missed moments.
00:39:39I've had them too.
00:39:40You will not be one of them.
00:39:43I know we said we were pretending, but I want to give us a chance.
00:39:49A real one.
00:39:50Oh?
00:40:01I know.
00:40:01I know.
00:40:03I know.
00:40:10I know.
00:40:13I know.
00:40:13O now pronounce ye man and wife.
00:40:43Kiss the bonnie lass, why don't you?
00:41:02Cece, meet me at the gym in one hour, we can go over the divorce papers.
00:41:11Goodbye my husband.
00:41:21I knew something must have happened.
00:41:29Hello, Pierce. I need you to use all your connections to find out what Cece and Margot Trudeau did to Shelby yesterday.
00:41:36Because of them, my wife is divorcing me.
00:41:41It's five in the morning.
00:41:43You have an hour.
00:41:50How did Cece get the money to buy the entire Rampart Drive building?
00:41:54She and Margot Trudeau were using the Trudeau mansion as collateral.
00:41:57Stupid.
00:41:58Good for us, bad for them.
00:42:00And the property title?
00:42:02Still in escrow.
00:42:03The title hasn't been transferred yet.
00:42:05Make sure it is in your name.
00:42:08You're about to be the proud owner of a mid-rise building on Rampart Drive.
00:42:12Oh.
00:42:13Goody goody.
00:42:14Talk to me, Mixway.
00:42:19I showed the fake guards in lock-up Cece Trudeau's mugshot.
00:42:23You're right.
00:42:24She's the one who hired them to rough up your wife.
00:42:26How'd you know?
00:42:27Had her M.O. written all over it.
00:42:29I take it the kid gloves are off this time?
00:42:31Oh yeah.
00:42:32Cece Trudeau thinks she's untouchable.
00:42:34Let's show her just how wrong she is.
00:42:37I'm glad you finally came to your senses, Shelby.
00:42:48I definitely have.
00:42:51Showtime.
00:42:52I'm your campaign manager, not some hired muscle.
00:42:56Here's what I think about your agreement.
00:43:01Did you see that?
00:43:02Did you see that?
00:43:03She chose me, man.
00:43:04She chose me.
00:43:05Well, hell, looks like she did.
00:43:08You fucking bitch!
00:43:12That's her cue.
00:43:17Say goodbye to your gym, Shelby.
00:43:18You're gonna lose everything.
00:43:20You know, at least I still have my self-respect,
00:43:22which is more than I can say for you.
00:43:24Don't be tasty, Cece.
00:43:26She's basically a man.
00:43:27You'll get hurt.
00:43:28I will find a way to reclaim what is rightfully mine,
00:43:31but I will never agree to your demands.
00:43:34Reclaim what's yours.
00:43:36You're never gonna step foot in your precious gym ever again.
00:43:43That would be difficult to enforce since I now own the building.
00:43:47Who the hell are you?
00:43:49Pierce Durand, the new owner of 222 Rampart Drive.
00:43:53Your deal fell out of escrow.
00:43:58I swooped in and bought it.
00:44:00That's impossible.
00:44:02I own it.
00:44:03Let me spell this out in a way that even an imbecile will understand.
00:44:08I outbid you.
00:44:10The building is mine.
00:44:12Now scram.
00:44:13I never.
00:44:15Miss Trudeau, I want to ensure you that your lease is secure.
00:44:19The only change will be a 40% rent reduction.
00:44:24That's unbelievable.
00:44:26Are you sure you can afford that?
00:44:27Oh, yeah.
00:44:28Thank you, Mr. Durand.
00:44:31The gym means a lot to the women in this community.
00:44:41Cece Trudeau, you're under arrest for extortion.
00:44:43The fake guards identified you as the one who paid them to attack Shelby Trudeau.
00:44:48Okay, well, but that was last week.
00:44:51You can't arrest me now.
00:44:52We most certainly can.
00:44:53And this time the charges won't be dropped.
00:44:56No! No! No! No!
00:44:58You can't take my girl!
00:45:00I'm coming after you.
00:45:01I'm never gonna forget this when I get out.
00:45:03Oh, you're mine!
00:45:04Zara?
00:45:14Call everyone.
00:45:16Valkyrie Fight Club is back in business.
00:45:25Well, aren't you gonna go over there?
00:45:27You are the one that orchestrated this whole thing.
00:45:30No.
00:45:32It's her victory.
00:45:33I merely did what a husband should, to ensure her happiness.
00:45:37That's my reward.
00:45:38That is some wild shit you just spouted.
00:45:41This girl is seriously causing you to lose a grip.
00:45:43You worry too much.
00:45:45And you don't worry enough.
00:45:47We have a campaign to win.
00:45:48And you're ten points behind LaRoche in all the latest polls.
00:45:52What are you driving at?
00:45:53Tell Shelby who you are.
00:45:55The voters need to know who your wife is, and we need to be able to shape the narrative.
00:45:58You wait too long, and Neville LaRoche is gonna find out and beat us to it.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:06I'll tell her.
00:46:07I just...
00:46:08I need a few more days of just me with her.
00:46:12Then I'll confess everything.
00:46:13Then I'll confess everything.
00:46:23That's Shelby Trudeau, owner of the Valkyrie Fight Club.
00:46:27Pretty girl.
00:46:29So is she screwing.
00:46:31Duran to Roy.
00:46:33I don't know, sir.
00:46:35That luncheon was so boring, Neville.
00:46:38Those stuck-up twats kept going on and on about their precious lineages dating back to the Mayflower.
00:46:44Not everyone's bought trash like you, Isabelle.
00:46:54It is a wonder how you overcame your low-class origins and gained my interest.
00:47:01That wasn't your interest, darling.
00:47:03That was your cock.
00:47:05Touche, my dear.
00:47:07Why are you looking at a picture of her?
00:47:09Do you know Shelby Trudeau?
00:47:10Well, she went by Michelle in high school.
00:47:14But yeah, that's her.
00:47:16She was a star athlete with an annoying habit of defending every loser in school.
00:47:21From bullies like you, per se.
00:47:25Oh, that is unfortunate.
00:47:28You don't have to work that much harder for when you two reconnect.
00:47:32No, no.
00:47:34You mean your new bestie, Isabelle?
00:47:36Baby, no.
00:47:37Aw.
00:47:38Aw.
00:47:44It's cooling off.
00:47:46We should go inside.
00:47:48Just a few more minutes.
00:47:50I can't remember the last time I let myself just be.
00:47:56Yeah.
00:47:57I think it was when my parents were still together.
00:48:00Before the divorce, the cheating, while I'm getting sick.
00:48:05I was carefree then.
00:48:07I joined the army after, but that was just another roller coaster.
00:48:11It's kind of hard to chill when you're deep in hostile territory, cutting off weapon supply routes.
00:48:16Well, I'm glad you feel safe here.
00:48:22It's not the place, it's the person.
00:48:25I feel like I've known you forever.
00:48:33Shelby, I have to tell you something.
00:48:34I guess I can wait one more day.
00:48:50Our most sought after class of Valkyrie is our women's self-defense kickboxing.
00:48:55Sign me up.
00:48:59Oh shit, Isabelle.
00:49:01The girl who made my life and everyone else is a living hell in high school.
00:49:06What sneaky BS is she up to?
00:49:08Oh my gosh, Michelle, is it you?
00:49:12I go by Shelby now.
00:49:14You look amazing.
00:49:16Michelle, Shelby, and I go way back.
00:49:19Gosh, what a small world.
00:49:22Well, for our membership, we offer weekly and monthly subscriptions.
00:49:26How about I pay up front for three years?
00:49:29And I'll be sure to tell all my friends to join.
00:49:32You know, if you're really serious about this, you'll have to lose the bling before class.
00:49:40I was a mean girl in high school and I'm really ashamed of it.
00:49:44What you've built here is so empowering.
00:49:47If I had had something like this growing up, then maybe I would have found the courage to stop my pa from all the horrible things he did to me and Ma.
00:50:00Shelby, can we start over?
00:50:02Would you let me try to make it right?
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:08This is so awesome. How about lunch? I'm free to grab a bite right now. We can catch up.
00:50:22Okay. Let me grab my bag.
00:50:25Griffin Roy has made criminal justice reform the heart of his campaign.
00:50:39He's pro union and has a five point plan to improve workplace safety regulations.
00:50:45Shit.
00:50:47No, no, not you. Uh, I gotta call you back.
00:50:59LaRoche knows about Shelby. He sicked Isabelle longer. Look, here's her Instagram.
00:51:02What the fuck?
00:51:07Roche's oppo research must have tagged her. Look, we just lost control of the narrative, Griffin.
00:51:11Screw the narrative. It's a trap.
00:51:14They've got my wife.
00:51:15I thought this was supposed to be a quick bite. I have a business to run, you know.
00:51:26You haven't changed a bit since high school. So dedicated. I've always admired that about you.
00:51:31All right, cut the crap, Izzy. Others might buy your ladylike act, but I know you're still the same vicious bully inside.
00:51:39You didn't come to my gym by accident. What's your angle?
00:51:43Neville asked me to befriend you. I don't want to be here.
00:51:47So I can just add that to the list of reasons why I fucking loathe you.
00:51:52What's my angle, Shelby?
00:51:55The complete and utter destruction of Griffin Roy.
00:51:59And if I can take you down with him, all the better.
00:52:02Shelby, listen to me. The press are on their way. I don't have time to explain, but I fucked up. You have to get out of that restaurant. Now.
00:52:19Too late to run. My hubby's here.
00:52:22Leaving so soon, Miss Trudeau. Or should I say, Mrs. Roy?
00:52:25Come on, Shelby! Pick up! Let me know you got out of there!
00:52:32Who the hell are you?
00:52:35Congressman. Neville LaRoche.
00:52:38I understand why your husband probably never mentioned me, seeing as how there is so much he hasn't told you.
00:52:44Please, sit down.
00:52:46Isabelle was supposed to keep you company until after I arrived.
00:52:49No matter. We'll do this the less genteel way if we must.
00:52:57Both of these men are retired Navy SEALs.
00:53:00I've heard a lot about your fighting skills, so I came prepared.
00:53:10What's this about?
00:53:13What's this about?
00:53:14I spoke with your stepmother, Margot.
00:53:17She had quite the story to tell.
00:53:20It seems Roy has led you to believe that he's some bum.
00:53:24On the streets.
00:53:25And actually, well, he's just about one of the wealthiest men in the state.
00:53:30I can't believe you fell for that.
00:53:33Not so smart now, are you Shelby?
00:53:36You're lying.
00:53:38You are Roy's secret bride.
00:53:41A woman he is so ashamed of, he would hide the marriage for the rest of the world.
00:53:45When the press arrives, you will share your story of betrayal with the voters of Louisiana, so that they may know what kind of man Roy really is.
00:53:55Hey.
00:54:05I got you.
00:54:09Let me go.
00:54:11Shelby, please.
00:54:13Why did you keep your marriage a secret?
00:54:15The voters have a right to know.
00:54:16What else are you hiding?
00:54:18You son of a bitch.
00:54:20Come now, Roy.
00:54:21Don't blame others for your own stupid mistakes.
00:54:35Shell.
00:54:36Shell.
00:54:37Please.
00:54:38Hear me out.
00:54:39Don't shell me.
00:54:41I've got all of your charm.
00:54:42It's just a lie.
00:54:44I never meant to let it get this far.
00:54:46I planned on coming clean.
00:54:48More lies, Griffin Roy?
00:54:50I was going to tell you today.
00:54:51Convenient.
00:54:53Why didn't you just tell me you were a billionaire from the start?
00:54:56Did you actually think I'd come after you for your money?
00:54:59That was always a possibility.
00:55:02Get away from my house.
00:55:05This is technically my home.
00:55:08How sitting my ass.
00:55:11You are the worst and I never want to see you again.
00:55:16Shelby.
00:55:19outraged.
00:55:22We are throwing up.
00:55:24We are the worst.
00:55:25Amazon.
00:55:26That's kill I never want to watch you.
00:55:28Thanks.
00:55:431945 my wife.
00:55:46You gotta get a sip of that?
00:56:16This is private property?
00:56:26Which I own.
00:56:27Liar.
00:56:28Pierce Durand owns this building.
00:56:30He works for me.
00:56:31Then I'll move.
00:56:33I don't want to owe you anything.
00:56:46Oh, Shelby, Shelby, come out, would you please?
00:56:53I wake up in the morning and reach for you, but you're not there.
00:57:05I can't breathe at the thought of losing you.
00:57:10Mr. Roy, do you think she'll ever forgive you?
00:57:12You're ridiculous.
00:57:16You do know that, don't you?
00:57:19Oh, Shelby, Shelby, don't leave me hanging.
00:57:23What are you doing?
00:57:24You're supposed to turn it on.
00:57:27Yeah, I got it from a pawn shop.
00:57:31It's broken.
00:57:32Guy totally scammed me.
00:57:34You are beyond ridiculous.
00:57:36Please, Shelby, I didn't say what I wanted to before.
00:57:41Or just give me a chance to explain.
00:57:46Fine.
00:57:48Come in, you fool.
00:57:50Yeah, I'll come into my own house.
00:57:57You have two minutes.
00:57:58Growing up as a Roy, no one ever liked me for me.
00:58:12It's always been about the money, the access.
00:58:15Then, at a moment, three years ago, where someone did, like me, for me.
00:58:25They had no idea who I was.
00:58:30And I just remember how freeing it felt.
00:58:34So, when I met you, and I felt that spark I've been searching for, I didn't think.
00:58:45I just fucking left.
00:58:47Why wait so long to tell me?
00:58:49I've never gone into enemy territory to cut off weapons supply routes.
00:58:56I boxed in prep school.
00:58:59Yeah, you got that right.
00:59:01But otherwise, I've always been more of a lover rather than a fighter.
00:59:07And I've done well as a lawyer.
00:59:10But I did not earn those billions.
00:59:14I inherited them from generations of dickheads.
00:59:22When you meet a girl who's a total package, you just want to be her total package, too.
00:59:27You really are ridiculous.
00:59:31You know, I have laughed more with you in the past two weeks than I have in my entire life.
00:59:37I'm way too serious, Griffin.
00:59:39Sometimes I forget how to let go.
00:59:42But with you, every day is fun.
00:59:45So, does that mean you forgive me?
00:59:48I'm thinking about it.
00:59:52Yeah.
00:59:54You think too much.
00:59:55Time for makeup sex.
00:59:56So, that's makeup sex.
01:00:04Yeah.
01:00:09Griffin, it hurts so much thinking we were over.
01:00:12I know.
01:00:13I never want to feel like that again.
01:00:16I promise not to let anything get in between us.
01:00:19Mm-hmm.
01:00:20This changes everything.
01:00:28Now, thanks for the heads up.
01:00:30I'd appreciate it if you could keep it buried for as long as possible.
01:00:41Run.
01:00:42Where the hell are you, Griff?
01:00:55This is DEFCON 1.
01:00:58Hey, man.
01:00:59Seriously?
01:00:59That's all you have to say?
01:01:02Seriously?
01:01:02That's all you have to say?
01:01:03Come on.
01:01:08How could you keep something like this from me?
01:01:14We've known each other since college.
01:01:16What are you talking about?
01:01:17Didn't you get any of my texts or calls?
01:01:20I must have forgot to charge it.
01:01:23I had quite a night last night.
01:01:25Shelby and I made up.
01:01:27She's forgiven me.
01:01:28Well, she won't forgive you for this.
01:01:32You're a goddamn bigamist, Griffin Roy.
01:01:38Michelle Lane.
01:01:40I don't even know who that is.
01:01:42Well, you knew her well enough to marry her three years ago.
01:01:48This can't be right.
01:01:49I got it from a parish clerk.
01:01:51She's agreed to keep it hush-hush for now.
01:01:53The ceremony was conducted at a church.
01:01:55The priest signed and completed the marriage certificate.
01:01:59Father Timothy O'Shea.
01:02:04I now pronounce ye man and wife.
01:02:07The masked girl from Rardi Gras.
01:02:10I finally know her name.
01:02:12Michelle.
01:02:14Shit.
01:02:15That finally makes sense.
01:02:17Of course, you wouldn't knowingly become a bigamist.
01:02:21Shelby.
01:02:22Fuck.
01:02:23What am I going to tell her?
01:02:25Look, it could still be one big mistake.
01:02:28I need to talk to that priest.
01:02:36I have something for you.
01:02:45I hacked into the parish database.
01:02:48Griffin Roy is legally married to both Michelle Lane and Shelby Trudeau.
01:02:52That's it.
01:02:53He's finished.
01:02:55Griffin Roy will be in jail for bigamy for cocktail hour.
01:03:00Michelle Lane is Shelby Trudeau.
01:03:03They're legally married to each other on two separate occasions.
01:03:06They just don't know it yet.
01:03:09That's insane.
01:03:11Check the date.
01:03:12They got married the first time during Mardi Gras.
01:03:14Roy was obviously publicly intoxicated.
01:03:17We could use that angle.
01:03:18Yeah, the romance is already trending.
01:03:22He made an idiot of himself with that boombox and voters.
01:03:25Oh, they're just eating it up.
01:03:28He's catching up in the polls.
01:03:31Now, Roy unknowingly marries twice.
01:03:34The girl he's been searching for since Mardi Gras.
01:03:37This will make them seem like some faded love story.
01:03:44This will make them seem like some faded love story.
01:03:49We got nothing on them.
01:03:52Honey, we've got everything we need.
01:03:55What they don't know can definitely hurt them.
01:03:58And right now, to Griffin Roy, Michelle Lane could be anybody.
01:04:02You would have given Machiavelli a run for his money, my dear.
01:04:09Who?
01:04:13Well, we have a very limited window to make this work.
01:04:17We will hit hard.
01:04:19But fast.
01:04:24What is she going to say when I tell her I'm married?
01:04:26All right, ladies.
01:04:30Good job.
01:04:31That's it for tonight.
01:04:32Remember, this weekend's Mardi Gras.
01:04:34Have fun.
01:04:36But you know what to do if anybody messes with you.
01:04:38Nice work.
01:04:40Hi.
01:04:43Hungry?
01:04:46Yeah, so, um, today's class went super well.
01:04:49Uh, two new students.
01:04:50They really used to pick up on a lot of things.
01:04:52You're everything I've ever wanted.
01:04:54Everything I didn't even dare to dream.
01:04:57You're it for me.
01:04:58I can't lose you.
01:05:00Griffin, are you okay?
01:05:03Yeah.
01:05:05Just some stuff for the campaign.
01:05:09I want to help.
01:05:11LaRoche can't win.
01:05:12He and Isabel are evil.
01:05:14We're the kind of man that people need.
01:05:16I can't imagine anyone else but myself.
01:05:19I'll come by the campaign office tomorrow.
01:05:20We will plan a siege that surrounds them from all sides.
01:05:26That sounds amazing, Cheryl.
01:05:35Father?
01:05:35I remember the two of you.
01:05:41You have it, lad.
01:05:42That special spark.
01:05:45I don't see it often in couples, but when I do, it makes an impression.
01:05:49You must be mistaken.
01:05:51This woman and I, we'd met that day.
01:05:53And you were already finishing each other's sentences.
01:05:56Dying to tie the knot.
01:05:57There was no stopping you.
01:05:58I was drunk.
01:06:00Drunk with love.
01:06:01The man I married knew what he was doing.
01:06:03I mean, how is this even legal?
01:06:06New Orleans has a 24-hour waiting period.
01:06:08Unless the judge waves it.
01:06:09Son of a bitch.
01:06:11Who was it?
01:06:12He was your best man.
01:06:14You called him Remy.
01:06:15Remy, Cal.
01:06:17That bastard.
01:06:19No wonder he always had that stupid smirk on his face whenever I stood before him in court.
01:06:25Fuck.
01:06:27Fuck.
01:06:27I don't care.
01:06:31I don't care.
01:06:33We need to know all the marriage now.
01:06:34I love my wife.
01:06:36You're in a bit of a pickle.
01:06:37Because in my book, you love Joe to wife as well.
01:06:45Sir.
01:06:47Mrs. Rose is in your office with Mr. Durand.
01:06:49Shelby.
01:06:50Griffin, this is the woman you've been looking for.
01:06:57This is Michelle Lane.
01:07:00Hi, Griffin.
01:07:02You might not remember me, but we got married three years ago.
01:07:11So you've been an escort for seven years.
01:07:14That's right.
01:07:15Since high school.
01:07:16And that really is your toddler?
01:07:17My baby girl, Fleur.
01:07:19She has no doubt.
01:07:20This will be good for her.
01:07:25If I may ask, how will she pass the DNA test?
01:07:29That is the least of your worries.
01:07:32All right.
01:07:32Chop, chop.
01:07:38Now, action.
01:07:42Hi, Griffin.
01:07:43You might not remember me, but we got married three years ago.
01:07:47It was Mardi Gras.
01:07:49We were completely wasted, and we ended up in some church with an Irish priest.
01:07:54We had a wild night at the hotel, and well, Fleur was the happy accident nine months later.
01:08:04It can't be true.
01:08:06I've never met you in my life.
01:08:07I mean, you were wearing masks.
01:08:09Yes, that's right.
01:08:10We were.
01:08:10By the time I found out I was pregnant, two months had passed.
01:08:15I've been trying to find you ever since, but it wasn't until I saw one of your ads for Congress that I recognized your voice.
01:08:21It was a miracle.
01:08:23It's too much.
01:08:24She's losing him.
01:08:25Tone it down.
01:08:27Tone it down.
01:08:30Listen, lady, I don't know who you're trying to con with this act.
01:08:34Griffin, don't.
01:08:35But there is no way in hell that I'm married to you.
01:08:40What's going on, Griffin?
01:08:43Is this woman really your wife?
01:08:49No, she's not.
01:08:50We don't know.
01:08:52Which is it?
01:08:53You are my wife.
01:08:55Only you.
01:08:55I understand this is a lot to take in.
01:09:00Fleur and I will just go.
01:09:02I'll have my lawyer reach out.
01:09:03No.
01:09:04No lawyers.
01:09:05We don't need to involve any authorities.
01:09:08This can all be solved with a simple DNA test.
01:09:12Pierce, this woman is a fraud.
01:09:14Griffin, think about it.
01:09:16She says Fleur is your daughter.
01:09:17One little test, and that'll prove if she's lying or not.
01:09:21We need to know, Griffin.
01:09:23I need to know.
01:09:26Fine.
01:09:27But I don't want these doubts to fester.
01:09:29We can rush the DNA results and get them back in a few hours.
01:09:32Might I suggest a more private setting.
01:09:35Less eyes.
01:09:36Understood.
01:09:37We can wait back at my house for the results to come.
01:09:47We've got them.
01:09:48You're up.
01:09:55You could.
01:10:21Don't.
01:10:22Just don't.
01:10:25Shelby, go upstairs.
01:10:26She fed them snacks and then locked herself in the guest room.
01:10:33I can't lose her, Pierce.
01:10:37I won't.
01:10:38Moment of truth, buddy.
01:10:48Moment of truth, buddy.
01:10:48Fleur, meet your daddy.
01:11:11I will, of course, provide for you both financially.
01:11:17Fleur doesn't need a checkbook.
01:11:19She needs a father.
01:11:20Ssss.
01:11:21What do you want?
01:11:38The guest bedroom is empty.
01:11:41You and Fleur can stay there.
01:11:42Shelby, just don't do this.
01:11:50Just give me some time.
01:11:51I can fix it.
01:11:53This isn't something you fix.
01:11:55You can't be legally married to two women at the same time and you have a child with one
01:11:59of them.
01:12:02We need to get a divorce.
01:12:03She's right, Griff.
01:12:10Griffin, you have a daughter now.
01:12:12You're a father and you have to put your child first.
01:12:16I can't be Margo.
01:12:18I won't do that to another little girl.
01:12:22I have spent my whole life looking for you.
01:12:28How can I let you go?
01:12:29Sometimes love isn't enough.
01:12:39How'd you know Shelby would leave him because of the kid?
01:12:42Shelby's dedicated her life to saving people.
01:12:44It's not her nature to put herself first.
01:12:47Oh, you're a scary woman.
01:12:50I know.
01:12:55Hi, I'm Frank.
01:12:56I'm Shelby, too.
01:12:57So this is what it feels like to have your heart shattered?
01:13:08My heart is a stupid kid.
01:13:09No.
01:13:12Oh, God.
01:13:37That's strange.
01:14:01I thought I heard something.
01:14:07It's like she was never here.
01:14:36Hey mister, will you marry me?
01:14:54She took everything but left this behind.
01:14:57Message received, Shelby.
01:14:59What the hell is this?
01:15:12I know this sounds crazy and there's no time to explain, but if you help me, I promise
01:15:17a generous reward once I get my inheritance.
01:15:20This place is insane.
01:15:22The owner must really trust you.
01:15:27Could it be?
01:15:32It's her.
01:15:41It's always been her.
01:15:44Yeah, it went better than I expected.
01:15:47Yeah, it went better than I expected.
01:15:49As soon as you saw the forged DNA test, it was a done deal.
01:15:52Who is she working for?
01:15:54How long am I supposed to stay here while you take care of Shelby?
01:15:57Give me your name.
01:15:58Come on, just one name.
01:16:00Mrs. LaRoche, that's cutting it close.
01:16:02I want to be long gone when he finds out she's dead.
01:16:07Where is Shelby?
01:16:08Where is my wife?
01:16:10Where is Isabel taking her?
01:16:12I don't know what you're talking about.
01:16:13I will have you put away for the rest of your life and your daughter will grow up in a fucking
01:16:18orphanage.
01:16:19I don't know where she is.
01:16:20If I knew, I'd tell you, I swear.
01:16:36What is wrong with me?
01:16:42Help!
01:16:43Somebody help!
01:16:44Do you need some water?
01:16:48Oh wait, I see you've already had some.
01:16:51You poisoned me?
01:16:53Why?
01:16:55Why?
01:16:56Why?
01:16:58Where to begin?
01:17:01Lingering high school issues, offs.
01:17:04I'm helping Neville's campaign, duh.
01:17:06But the real reason, the one that cuts deep, is to make Griffin Roy think he's a bigamist.
01:17:14By the time he figures out he married the same woman twice, he'll have gone missing,
01:17:20vanished without a trace.
01:17:21He'll be forced to withdraw from the race.
01:17:27Later, when an anonymous tip tells the police where to find your body, suspicion will follow
01:17:32Griffin for the rest of his life.
01:17:34Any political future he may have had will be as dead as you.
01:17:38Nut.
01:17:40Back up.
01:17:42Married twice?
01:17:45Who's the...
01:17:47The woman and the little girl?
01:17:49Oh, just some cheap whore I hired to tell your husband that they've been married for the
01:17:54past three years.
01:17:56When really, it's been you all along.
01:18:00You've been searching for each other all this time.
01:18:03But now he'll never find you.
01:18:06Alright boys, she's all yours.
01:18:12I told you I'd get you back.
01:18:19Miss Tudeau, why are you here?
01:18:25My daughter, my baby, she's here.
01:18:28I'm scared she's gonna do something terrible.
01:18:31What do you mean terrible?
01:18:32What's going on?
01:18:33I sold everything to get her out on bail and you...
01:18:38What did she do in return?
01:18:39She's...
01:18:40She's gone crazy.
01:18:41Stalking Shelby, she tailed her to some hotel in the French corner.
01:18:49What hotel?
01:18:51Excuse me, sir.
01:18:52My sister's staying here, but I've forgotten her room number.
01:18:56It's Shelby Trudeau.
01:18:57Sorry, ma'am.
01:18:58We can't disclose any guest information.
01:19:00Shelby, come out, come out, wherever you are.
01:19:22I think I'll do it with my bare hands.
01:19:25Make some more personal.
01:19:26Actually, do me a favor.
01:19:30Leave a lot of marks on that base of hers.
01:19:34Fuck you.
01:19:35I want people to see that she suffered.
01:19:38A lot.
01:19:39Oh, trust me.
01:19:40She will.
01:19:42Come on.
01:19:42Let's get this party started.
01:19:44Ugh.
01:19:48Ugh.
01:19:49Ugh.
01:19:49Look what you've done.
01:20:02Ugh.
01:20:03Pansy-ass slap.
01:20:06She's stalling.
01:20:07And you're falling for it.
01:20:09Damn.
01:20:10Can't go to the valet smelling like a dive bar.
01:20:13I'll never give you her car keys.
01:20:15Shelby has clothes over there.
01:20:17James.
01:20:18I'll take care of me.
01:20:20You go take care of her.
01:20:28I found it, Griff.
01:20:29Shelby Trudeau changed her name to Michelle Lane.
01:20:32It was after her parents divorced at her mother's request.
01:20:35She only returned to her original name after her mother passed three years ago.
01:20:42Starting to make sense now.
01:20:43It was harder on my mom.
01:20:46She didn't want anything to do with him, so I cut him off too.
01:20:50Even started using my mom's maiden name.
01:20:52She's the one you've been looking for.
01:20:54It's been her all this time.
01:20:56How could it be so blind?
01:20:59Of course it had to be Shelby.
01:21:00It had to be her.
01:21:02My heart knew what my brain couldn't see.
01:21:05I got it.
01:21:06Your girl's in room 801.
01:21:08Thanks, man.
01:21:11Now I'm going to go save the love of my life.
01:21:19Too much to drink.
01:21:21Too much.
01:21:22Too much.
01:21:22Stop right there.
01:21:35Not so fast.
01:21:38Griffin fucking Roy.
01:21:41Finally joined the party.
01:21:43I'm here for my wife.
01:21:45Not going to happen, brah.
01:21:47What you've done here is aggravated assault.
01:21:50But if you leave this hotel with her, it's kidnapping.
01:21:53That is a federal crime.
01:21:55Don't bring in the FBI.
01:21:57Someone will have to be around to identify us.
01:22:00That sure as hell won't be you.
01:22:03Did you get all that, Pierce?
01:22:05Police are on their way.
01:22:07Hang in there, buddy.
01:22:10You're not getting out of here alive, Roy.
01:22:11Roy.
01:22:12Roy.
01:22:17Give me my wife right now!
01:22:31Lord, I'll give her my wife.
01:22:33You're not getting out of here.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:37Come on.
01:22:40Come on.
01:22:46Shelby, you all right?
01:22:52No.
01:22:53Come on.
01:22:59Come on.
01:22:59Come on.
01:22:59Come on.
01:23:00Come on.
01:23:00Come on.
01:23:01Come on.
01:23:01Come on.
01:23:01Grif, my God.
01:23:27Do you need medical attention?
01:23:28No, but they do.
01:23:31I guess I renewed my mind card.
01:23:42Sure did, honey.
01:23:43Fucked them up real good.
01:23:47Oh, Lord.
01:23:48Please tell me there's something other than fatigues and combat boots in this thing.
01:24:00Shelby!
01:24:00You little bitch!
01:24:03Didn't I say I'd come back here and settle the score?
01:24:07What?
01:24:09That's not Shelby!
01:24:12Put your hands up where I can see him.
01:24:19This is the last one.
01:24:20Hey, hey, hey.
01:24:21I want to make a deal.
01:24:22What do you have to offer up?
01:24:24Congressman Neville LaRoche.
01:24:25I'm all ears.
01:24:34Is it really over?
01:24:36Yeah, it is.
01:24:38Griffin, Isabel said something, and I want to believe it, but...
01:24:43Three years ago, did we?
01:24:47You left us.
01:24:56It's true.
01:24:57I can't believe I finally found you.
01:25:02I looked for you in the face of every woman I ever met.
01:25:06Why did you never come back?
01:25:07It's called a walk of shame, not a laugh of it.
01:25:28Mind your own business, Cece.
01:25:29Shelby, look at you, Shelby.
01:25:32One Mardi Gras hookup, and you think you found happily ever after.
01:25:36That's not how life works.
01:25:38Sure, he may have liked you with a mask on, but he's not going to want you with it off.
01:25:42Look, you both have a great memory now, but you'll look back, and you'll see that you're just the clueless chick who didn't know the score.
01:25:53You'll embarrass yourself, and more importantly, you'll embarrass him.
01:26:01I waited in that hotel for two days.
01:26:04I'm sorry I let her get to me, but to be honest, what we had seemed too good to be true.
01:26:09How often do people fall in love with someone without ever seeing their face?
01:26:15Exactly.
01:26:18But I did.
01:26:20They do.
01:26:22Where do we go from here?
01:26:24Married twice.
01:26:26Deeply in love.
01:26:27Risked our lives to save each other.
01:26:30I'd say we live happily every after.
01:26:34Shelby, will you?
01:26:37Yes, Griffin Roy.
01:26:39I will always love you.
01:26:45In this life or the next.
01:26:46I know everything, every part of me, I'm yours.
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