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Downey also starred in 'Kiss Kiss Bang Bang' and as Sherlock Holmes.
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00:00I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:16I want to give you another chance.
00:18Okay.
00:20Will we forgive our peace?
00:22Oh, guys.
00:25Just give me a second. You're a father and I'm a son.
00:28I'm your son. I'm sleeping.
00:32Dad?
00:32Get up. I'll call the police.
00:35Motion pictures are for the people.
00:37Most people work for a living and they don't make much money doing it.
00:41It gives them pleasure to see a fish with them and the upper classes.
00:44Give me a kick up to that son.
00:45We ain't talking about nothing, ladies.
00:48The interpretation of history.
00:50The first sit-down in-depth interview with the most charismatic single kid ever.
00:55It's a goddamn bird. I'm trying to get an angle.
00:57So would you spot weld this, Mom?
01:00Oh, my God.
01:06So is he any good?
01:07No, not yet here.
01:09Man, well, I'm going to read it anyway.
01:11He's one of my students, for Christ's sakes.
01:13Besides, I'm not sure if he's...
01:15He is.
01:16I'm sure. Take my word for it. I see myself in him.
01:18I'm here.
01:19I'm trying to help you.
01:22Why don't you trust me?
01:28I didn't want him to come in and he insisted.
01:30I said, you've got to stay at home, but he doesn't listen to me.
01:32He's such a stupid son of a bitch.
01:36I killed him, didn't I?
01:39If you don't sign this, are you and I a target?
01:44If I don't sign it, they'll fire me.
01:46We are all way too close to this.
01:48There's only one thing we can do.
01:52To thwart the plot of these albino, shape-shifting lizard bitches.
01:55We are going to take this bike outside, ask the first person we see.
01:58We're going to introduce some novelty.
01:59Then what did you ever do about it?
02:03If it was so fucking important, what did you ever do?
02:05You hovered over my desk.
02:06You stole from wastebaskets.
02:08Am I being unkind?
02:09I know who I am.
02:10I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
02:14What?
02:15You dudes don't know what doody is.
02:17I do have a party query, Sir Thomas.
02:20What is that?
02:22If the rest of his family is dead, how long do you expect to survive?
02:27Proof of thought.
02:28Give up your foolish trickery.
02:33This face you cannot cheat.
02:36I hope I'm not intruding.
02:37Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit.
02:41I have never...
02:46I am Iron Man.
02:48I don't want to see this under my space page.
02:51Please, no gang signs.
02:52No, throw it up.
02:53I'm kidding.
02:57Big man in a suit of armor.
03:00Take that off.
03:01What are you?
03:02Genius billionaire playboy from Antigrist.
03:04We're mad scientists.
03:07We're monsters, mate.
03:08You've got to own it.
03:10Make a stand.
03:11He's my friend.
03:14So was I.
03:16I can keep that suit?
03:17Yeah.
03:18Doesn't fit me.
03:19When's our next retreat?
03:20What, next mission?
03:21We'll call you.
03:22Alright?
03:23That's not a hug.
03:24I'm just grabbing the door for you.
03:25We're not there yet.
03:26Alright, kid.
03:27Good luck out there.
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