Robert Downey Jr. Gives Avengers Roast of Chris Hemsworth

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00:00 [APPLAUSE]

00:03 Oh, hi.

00:03 First of all, I cannot wait for Furiosa.

00:10 In case you're wondering, you just look anywhere around here.

00:13 This is going to be the film of 2024.

00:17 I can't wait.

00:17 I'm going to see it three times.

00:19 I want commitment that everyone is going to see it three times,

00:22 be like Barbenheimer Plus.

00:24 I want you to go to one theater and see this film three times

00:28 instead of three other movies.

00:30 [LAUGHTER]

00:33 I want you to know I wrote all my comments myself,

00:36 which is why they're going to be quite insightful and brilliant.

00:40 Beyond the cape and the hammer is a contagious Aussie charm.

00:50 You are a remarkable human being.

00:53 It's no fun following you, your legend, seeing Anya here,

00:57 and everybody in the family is amazing.

01:00 Chris is a bit daunting to describe.

01:03 He's very elusive because of the pretty packaging.

01:10 However, upon further inspection, Dan and I, it all night,

01:17 he has a true blue wit, and he has a depth of soul.

01:22 And it has been my sincere pleasure to know you, Lo, these many years.

01:26 But you keep us Hollywood folks on our toes

01:30 because you're just a real dude.

01:35 And now here comes the roast.

01:37 [CHEERING]

01:41 I reached out to his fellow Avengers to distill

01:45 to three simple describing words what is Chris Hemsworth.

01:51 First off, Renner says, absurdly, annoyingly amazing.

01:58 Ruffalo came in strong with friend from work.

02:01 [LAUGHTER]

02:05 Oh, that's a callback.

02:06 Now I get it.

02:08 Scarlet got to the heart of it with sensitive leading lady.

02:11 [LAUGHTER]

02:15 Captain America calls him second best Chris.

02:21 [LAUGHTER]

02:25 And I'm just going to bring it right here to the moment,

02:28 to the here and now, with joy and such a sense of there's

02:33 no one who deserves this more.

02:35 He is Hollywood star recipient.

02:39 [CHEERING]