00:00you know this is the men's locker room right you trying to catch the mvp coming out of the shower
00:14zach gates the hockey team's resident bad boy nate's worst rival and my biggest enemy
00:21urgent paperwork turn it in before 5 p.m got it where's my pleasing thank you glasses you know
00:27the hockey team's assistant should treat the superstar with respect then why did you steal
00:31nate's pass on purpose he's supposed to be the superstar this was his last game ah defending
00:35your stepbrother's honor huh it's not my fault i'm better than him nate duncan's out i'm the star
00:41player of maple university now nate will always be the star player to me
00:44he looks like a god gliding across the ice when he hit that hat trick my heart fluttered like a
00:52thousand butterflies wow jade i know you're such a poet he holds that long thick hockey stick
00:56so expertly i can't help but wonder what he could do with his own oh god that's the erotica novel
01:02i wrote about nate wait is this porn give it back
01:05the only players that have hit a hat trick on our team are nate and i so jane wellesie
01:16who's the star of sexual fantasies your stepbrother or me
01:20jane i know you're my stepsister but i am so deeply in love with you
01:33hello you're just fantasizing about me again yeah right the only place i see you is in my nightmares
01:46so you were fantasizing about your stepbrother that's not what i said
01:50wait your sex in the campus i've heard of you you wrote the virgin's bucket list right
01:56oh no my crush and my pen name my two biggest secrets and not my worst enemy knows them both
02:02don't you dare tell anyone you're threatening me
02:05you know everyone knew that the villain was supposed to be based on me mr z
02:09said he couldn't get it up so you want to keep this between us
02:14you're gonna have to make it up to me
02:19what
02:21i want you to publish a new story about me tell everyone that you saw with your own eyes
02:26i can very much get it up in fact you're gonna tell everyone i got the best uh you know what on
02:32campus he's hot but he's still an asshole fine uh wait on my phone i think i deserve a kiss
02:43for you know additional compensation
02:45you just slap me i can write stories for you but kiss you i would rather die you might be begging
02:55me to kiss you shut up
02:57i never wanted need to find out like this the way he's looking at me how could i ever think he'd
03:05want me he never will now jane are you
03:10nate's not the only player who's pulled off a hat trick
03:20story's about me
03:28why would jane write a love story about you
03:31you haven't heard
03:32jane's my girlfriend
03:35girlfriend what is he doing
03:38there's no way you two are dating
03:44jane is he serious is zach your boyfriend
03:46if i don't admit to dating zach then everyone will know i wrote r-rated fanfic about my freaking
03:52stepbrother
03:53tell him the glasses i just want everyone to know the truth
03:57yes
04:01zach is my boyfriend
04:03i've liked him a really long time
04:06no way zach turned me down for that ugly loser
04:09is jane blackmailing you or something
04:12you want proof
04:13i've never been kissed before
04:18zach gates gave me my first kiss
04:35is that enough proof for you
04:38now you know why i wouldn't go to your dorm last night melissa
04:42like i told you
04:45i'm not interested
04:46so don't bother us again alright
04:51what the hell
04:52you think you're all that huh freshman
04:54telling me that
04:56you've been hitting on my stepsister while my girlfriend's been trying to
04:59still mess around with you
05:01here on me
05:01no shut up
05:02jane you told me you hated him
05:04well i
05:05it's called flirting
05:07hey wait
05:11come on
05:15baby
05:16let's get out of here
05:18what the hell's going on
05:19skylar
05:21i haven't seen her around since sixth grade
05:24oh my god how sexy does he look in this jacket
05:28jacket what the fuck did you do to skylar
05:31he remembers me
05:33you know this loser
05:35oh my god it's jane
05:37she's not a loser okay
05:38here you go
05:41what what is going on here why are you helping someone like her
05:45first senior in high school should have outgrown bullying a long time ago
05:50you need to know your place
05:52you're the quarterback of the football team i'm the cheer captain we're supposed to run
05:55this school together
06:00don't go soft on me now baby
06:06tiffany what the fuck
06:09see what i mean nobody
06:13my boyfriend and i are up here and you're down here
06:17okay two things
06:18one i'm not your boyfriend anymore okay
06:21and two
06:22she's not a nobody
06:23her name is skylar heron
06:25and you're gonna leave her the fuck alone
06:28are you alright
06:32it's over
06:33just let me go
06:35skylar please wait
06:38you have five minutes to partner up
06:43of course you're gonna be partners
06:47oh and the good thing is my mom's gonna be out of town again so we'll have a full place to our son
06:51hi
06:52oh
06:52oh
06:53oh
06:54oh
06:55okay
06:56and you know i can't make sure you can make a chocolate chip
07:03you know i can make any of these things i'm gonna need to be out of town
07:07and you know i can make sure you can make any of these things i can make any of these things i can make any of these things i'm gonna want to watch it
07:20Oops, clumsy me.
07:30Hey, you remember what I said, right?
07:34You're a disgusting loser who nobody likes.
07:38And if I were you, I'd stay out of my sight.
07:46What are you doing, Skyler?
07:48Get back here, see?
07:50Mr. Sullivan, poor Skyler can't find a partner.
07:54Well, if there's no one left, I guess you can pair up with me.
08:02God, can you imagine being partnered with a teacher?
08:05Honestly, I'd rather die.
08:08I'll be your partner.
08:10What the hell, Jamie? You're my boyfriend. You better be my partner.
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