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The Genius and the Bad Boy Full Movie ReelShort
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00:00I mean...
00:06Fremont Academy is offering a full-ride scholarship to any student who can solve this equation.
00:12Fremont Academy is the best private school on the West Coast.
00:16A full-ride there would get me out of this rundown school.
00:30What do you think you're doing?
00:34I'm going to solve the math problem and get a scholarship to Fremont.
00:39Even famous mathematicians are stumped by this.
00:43There's no chance you can solve it.
00:46It's just a disguised nonlinear differential equation.
00:50Once you factor out the noise, it practically solves itself.
00:53Like your fat-ass knows math. You can't even read a scale.
00:57Hey, stop playing, Miss Piggy. I bet $100 you're just writing jabberish up there right now.
01:06I'd take that bet, but you don't have $100.
01:12Alright, fine. I'll make you a new bet.
01:15If you get that equation right, me and the football team will streak through school butt-ass naked.
01:22But if you get it wrong, you do.
01:25Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
01:30You have a deal.
01:32I'm going to start clearing my camera roll.
01:34I need all my storage to capture your giant naked peach.
01:37That's correct.
01:48Come on, Big Mama. Please, don't make us do this.
01:54You've been calling me fat since middle school. This is payback.
01:58Now streak!
01:59Well, run, little rabbit. Run!
02:07Alright, go! Go! Go! Go!
02:09It's official. You've been accepted to Fremont Academy. Congratulations, Sophie.
02:25Now that I'm going to Fremont, everything is going to get better.
02:29Woof. Who let the dog out?
02:39It looks like her body is eating her clothes.
02:43Class, today we have a new student. Scholarship recipient. Sophie.
02:53Oh, Mrs. Matthews, I think it's actually pronounced so-fat.
03:00Actually, it's pronounced Sophie. Get used to that name because in 20 years when I'm winning awards,
03:05you'll still be trying to learn how to spell insecure.
03:18You're late, Rylan Barry.
03:22Cry about it.
03:28You're in my seat.
03:30Move.
03:31I won't back down from a bully, even if he is annoyingly hot.
03:36I don't see your name on it.
03:39Rylan, make her move. She needs the cardio.
03:42You're going to have the seat for today, but if you want it tomorrow, you're going to have to sit in my lap.
03:54Class, today we're making thermite reactions. Grab a tray of supplies.
04:01If you're trying to get my attention, just say it.
04:12I'm not. My mom accidentally shrunk my uniform in the dryer.
04:16Tell your mom I said thank you.
04:18You're a pig.
04:20You should talk.
04:22How about we just get started?
04:23Oh, fine. I'll mix.
04:27Wait!
04:29Unless you want a face full of rapidly decomposing oxygen and foam, don't add the catalyst just yet.
04:34That reaction's exothermic and instantaneous.
04:37Holy shit. She might be the smartest girl I've ever met.
04:40I don't know what you just said, but it sounds fun.
04:44No!
04:45This is not the impression I wanted to make on the first day at my posh new school.
05:00Damn! New Girl making a big splash.
05:04Sophie May!
05:07How dare you expose yourself in my classroom!
05:11Relax, Teach. New Girl was just trying to impress me.
05:14It's Sophie. And I didn't mean to, I promise.
05:17Rylan was mixing the chemicals and...
05:20I know! A girl trying to get attention when I see one.
05:24You're just mad because no one's seen your tits since the 90s.
05:27Detention! The both of you!
05:28My first day of school and I already have detention because of this jerk?
05:33I don't care if he's hot. I need to get away from him.
05:37And you...
05:39Go put a shuttle!
05:42If that happened to me, I would delete myself.
05:45If you want to be deleted, Lana, I'll volunteer.
05:48What's this?
05:53You!
05:54Ah!
05:57Nuko, wait.
06:03My name is Sophie.
06:05Look, you proved your point back there.
06:06You don't like me.
06:08So do me a favor and just leave me alone.
06:10What if I don't want to?
06:15It doesn't make you cool to tease the fat girl.
06:17It just makes you an asshole.
06:19That's not what I was trying to do, but...
06:22She'd never believe me.
06:24Remember what I said.
06:25Leave me alone.
06:35I'm really sorry about earlier.
06:37I didn't mean to make a scene.
06:39I promise, I'm a good student.
06:41I'm well aware of your background, Miss May.
06:43That's precisely why I've chosen you to tutor Rylan Berry.
06:46A smart girl like you should understand what's at stake if you don't help him earn an A.
06:53I have to tutor my bully? Could this day get any worse?
06:57I can't tutor him. He's a bully with a bad attitude. There's no way I can get him to learn from me.
07:02Rylan is the headmaster's son. Some students like him are born with advantages. Others earn their place here.
07:12Help him improve your value as a scholarship student. Fail, and you may just find your opportunity here short-lived.
07:25You girl really wanted to loosen up those buttons. I mean, she's practically begging some guy to take her to Pound Town.
07:32Yeah, if you could even find that pussy in all those roles.
07:35You know, she has a decent face card, so maybe I could just close my eyes and throw her a pity bone.
07:41No way. You would throw up before you even got off.
07:44Oh yeah? Wanna bet?
07:46Yeah. A thousand dollars says that you fail miserably.
07:49You are so on. And I'd take cash. Big bills only.
07:54Okay.
07:56Leave the new girl the fuck out of your perverted bed.
07:58It's an easy grant. I'll have her V-card by the end of today.
08:01She's too smart for your bullshit.
08:03Wait.
08:05You like her?
08:07You know, I should fuck her for free so I can get under your skin.
08:12Cause that would get under your skin, wouldn't it, brother?
08:15If I took her home and fucked her raw when you were in the other room.
08:20Stay away from her.
08:22Oh, I will. After I bang her.
08:24What are you doing?
08:26Sophie, thank God you're here. My brother has serious anger issues.
08:39Wow. It looks like Rylan will bully anyone. I have to stand up to him.
08:45Why are you punching your own brother?
08:47I just wanted to invite you to my school kickoff party, but then he got mad, said you weren't the popular type.
08:52You don't know anything about me.
08:54That's not true. He's making a bet.
08:56A bet that you're a cool girl.
08:58The name's Tanner, by the way, QB of the Fremont Falcons.
09:02So if you don't go, Tanner's parties are just a bunch of drunk kids acting like assholes.
09:07Look, he's just mad cause I never invite him.
09:10This party is a dream job party.
09:12So come dressed up as your dream job, but, uh, sexy.
09:18Okay. I'll plan on it.
09:23See how easy that was? I'll be sure I'll give you a play-by-play right after.
09:28Don't bother. I'll be there.
09:30Well, that's good. It'll be more fun if you watch.
09:33Sophie isn't here yet.
09:46Shut up and drink your beer.
09:48If she does come, it'll be for me.
09:51I'm telling her about your stupid bet.
09:53Go ahead. She's not gonna believe you.
09:56I hope I don't puke when I fuck her tonight.
09:59Wait, hand on Sophie and I'll kill you.
10:01Yeah?
10:03And what if she lays a hand on me?
10:08Sophie.
10:10Oh, so I guess you didn't get the memo that you were supposed to wear a sexy outfit.
10:16Or, oh, maybe you couldn't find one in your size.
10:19They clearly didn't have one in your size either.
10:22Where'd you get that? The toddler section?
10:26Oh, oops. I just...
10:31Well, hey, don't worry. Don't worry.
10:34I have the perfect costume for you.
10:38And I know for a fact that it's just your size.
10:48Come on. Have fun.
10:50I've been making my own outfits since I was 10.
10:53If those girls think they can take me down this easily, they're in for a surprise.
10:58Thanks for the costume, assist. I think this works better.
11:07You bitch. That costume was a rental.
11:08You bitch. That costume was a rental.
11:12Kill out Lana. I'll pay for the costume. It'll be worth every penny.
11:13Kill me.
11:14Kill me.
11:15I'll pay for the costume.
11:16Kill me.
11:17Kill me.
11:18Kill me.
11:19Ah!
11:20By far, best costume here.
11:21Can I get you a drink?
11:22Can I get you a drink?
11:23I'll pay for the costume.
11:24I'll pay for the costume.
11:25It'll be worth every penny.
11:26Kill me.
11:27By far, best costume here.
11:29Can I get you a drink?
11:31kill out lana i'll pay for the costume it'll be worth every penny
11:40by far best costume here can i get you a drink is the most popular guy at fremont academy
11:53hitting on me sure thanks don't drink anything he gives you what you think the quarterback the
12:05hottest guy in school is gonna drug me when he can have any girl here you think he's the hottest
12:13maybe second hottest can we go outside where it's quiet we can talk
12:17oh so don't drink anything tanner gives me but follow you into the dark empty woods
12:21you really do think i'm stupid sophie listen to me what what do you want
12:26so you have to stay away from my brother he's only pretending to like you
12:32right because what guy would want a girl like me
12:39what kind of guy would want a girl like you me
12:42once sophie drinks this she'll be out cold and i can do whatever i want to her
12:55a thousand bucks and making my brother feel like it's gonna be a good night
13:00look i want a girl like you i thought rylan hated me but the way he's looking at me makes me feel
13:09like he likes me you do yeah yeah i really do oh hey rylan stacy said she was looking for you said
13:20she's ready for round two wow you almost had me there
13:34what the hell was that for come on you aren't actually serious about that porker anyways
13:40i can't fall for the bad boy rylan is nothing but trouble there you are i've been looking everywhere
13:54for you thanks drink up i made it just for you
13:58good girl oh what was in that i feel weird what a lightweight it's already working let's get you
14:19somewhere where you can relax have you seen sophie have you seen sophie
14:28i don't really drink much and that's why that's okay
14:45tanner's going to take good care of you hey what are you what are you doing don't play hard to get
14:53you know what happens next no no i'm i'm a virgin and i don't i don't want to
14:59do this with the most popular guy in school i mean come on if i wasn't getting a thousand
15:05dollars for this i wouldn't look twice in your direction
15:10what do you mean a thousand dollars
15:14get off my girl

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