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Ron Livingston and Jennifer Aniston star in Mike Judge's 1999 classic film.
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00:00That's it? That's exactly what I need. Uh-huh. Give it to me. Come on, you little fucker, let's go.
00:11Hello, Peter. What's happening?
00:13Uh, we have sort of a problem here.
00:16Why does it say paper jam, Winder? It is no paper jam. I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
00:24You and me both, man. I gotta get out of here. I think I'm gonna lose it.
00:27Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
00:32Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?
00:37I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man.
00:45Michael.
00:48Oh? Yeah.
00:50The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.
01:00Don't, don't care? It's a problem of motivation, all right?
01:04You, I, I believe you have my stapler.
01:07Things go well. I might be showing her my oh face.
01:10Oh, oh, oh. You know what I'm talking about. Oh.
01:14Well, I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted to express yourself.
01:19Yeah. You know what? Yeah, I do. I do want to express myself.
01:23Okay? And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.
01:26All right.
01:28All right.
01:28All right.
01:31I'll see you guys next time.
01:35I'll see you.
01:38We'll see you next time.
01:39Bye.
01:43Bye.
01:52Bye.
01:54Bye.
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