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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that.
01:02You can stay.
01:03You're in our way.
01:04You're in our way.
01:06You're in our way.
01:07You're in our way.
01:08You're in our way.
01:09You're in our way.
01:10You're in our way.
01:11You're in our way.
01:12You're in our way.
01:13You're in our way.
01:14You're in our way.
01:15You're in our way.
01:16You're in our way.
01:17You're in our way.
01:18You're in our way.
01:19You're in our way.
01:20You're in our way.
01:21You're in our way.
01:22You're in our way.
01:23You're in our way.
01:24You're in our way.
01:25You're in our way.
01:26You're in our way.
01:27You're in our way.
01:28You're in our way.
01:29You're in our way.
01:30Let's go!
02:00Let's go!
02:30I'm going to go on the ice for Boston.
02:32I'm going to go on the ice for Boston.
02:34I'm having a lot of games tonight.
02:36That's a big party.
02:38This one's coming.
02:40This one's coming.
02:42This one's coming.
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:52I know your heart that might hunched over your phone like...
02:59A tree at the top of a hill, it's crooked from the wind that binds.
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life.
03:14You're washed up the relevant, I'm standing in my light.
03:22You're standing in my light.
03:26You're st-
03:27You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool.
03:39You say you scare y'all.
03:41I know those people do.
03:43This is the real world, honey.
03:45Oh, oh, oh.
03:47In spite of everything, I guess there's just no city to.
03:51Nice try.
03:53Now get out the way.
03:55Good job.
03:57Just take a fucking hit.
03:59I said I'll see ya.
04:00Who wanna be ya?
04:01Who wanna be ya?
04:02Yeah, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:06Nice try.
04:08Get out the way.
04:10You're in our way.
04:12Get lost forever.
04:14Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm going to fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:09Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19I'm sorry.
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:21Mm-hmm.
05:22Mm-hmm.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:16No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:35Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:05Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:22Mr. Landlord.
09:25Mr. Landlord.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:35Oh, wow, wow.
09:47I think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
09:50Where were you?
10:05Where were you?
10:13Please don't go
10:19Please don't go
10:26Oh my God
10:30Stay right here
10:35He's okay
10:38Stay right here
10:42Is he okay?
11:00It's you
11:09It's you
11:13Okay
11:14It's you
11:17It's you
11:21It's you
11:25It's you
11:29It's all right
11:31Are you?
11:54Oh God
11:56Hold her
11:57Oh
11:58What the hell
12:06Now the bed's all dirty
12:24What?
12:26Shut up
12:28It will show it now
12:33Okay
12:34You killed me in wonder
12:59I'm dead
13:00That was so fucking hot
13:03Worth the wait
13:09I should go
13:21I should go
13:25So uh
13:32Obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics right?
13:36Oh right
13:37Your family must be happy there in Russia
13:41Yes
13:44My parents are pretty psyched for me
13:47They're pissed they can't come
13:49But my mom's starting to wake up before I am to watch every game
13:52I bet your parents will be there right?
13:58My father yes
13:59Maybe my brother but who knows
14:02Cool
14:03Anyways I'm psyched
14:05I've been dreaming about it my whole life
14:07Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish dude
14:12Hey uh
14:17Remember when I made you come hands free?
14:20Go fuck yourself bro
14:21It's not
14:21Such a good drink
14:24Your cab is definitely here
14:26Bye
14:40Welcome back to Man in the Crease
14:48Your all-star hockey podcast
14:49For the first period
14:50We are four days into this year's winter games
14:53And there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi Russia
14:56What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice
15:04And especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff
15:07Chosen as his country's captain
15:09Je déboule dans Paris
15:15Piedre qui roule de la cigare à la fournir
15:26Le cœur encore endormi
15:32All in there
15:37What's up motherfucker
15:37Boys
15:39Holy fuck
15:40Can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice
15:42Bonnie
15:42At least he fucking lost Latvia
15:43Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah
15:45It was a straight up shit show
15:46A debacle
15:47Hey what did Ross say about it?
15:50I don't know
15:51Nothing to me
15:51That's for sure
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag
15:55Uh uh
15:56It's USA this year baby
15:57We're fucking coming for you
15:58Okay
15:58Trust me
15:58You look great in Sochi Ravani
15:59Don't even stress
16:00Oh good one
16:01Yeah
16:01Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes
16:06Yes it does
16:07Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is
16:11Yeah
16:11He's probably right
16:12The good news is
16:13We're not going to be here alone
16:14Alright so tonight
16:14We can do the men's short form figure skating
16:16Or
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program
16:17We train together
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him
16:22Hell yeah man
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave
16:24What do you mean?
16:29Well
16:29I'm assuming your buddy might be gay
16:31I mean
16:33Fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this
16:35And be like
16:35Hey here's me
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that
16:40Fucking balls of steel man
16:54Man your buddy fucking killed it
17:16Yeah he did
17:17I'm just going to find the bathroom
17:21Hey
17:41Not here
17:46No
17:48I saw you up here
17:51I want him to see how you're doing
17:52Fine
17:53Go sit down
17:54We
17:58We are not anything
18:00Go away Holander
18:02Are you okay?
18:12Please
18:12Go
18:13You didn't answer my text
18:15No I did not answer your boring text
18:19Now will you go?
18:21Fine
18:22Fine
18:22Fine
18:23Fuck
18:24Fuck
18:24You need to meet him.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:40Minister still wants to meet you today evening, regardless of what you are doing.
18:48This is an honor to me.
18:50You have to be proud.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:57Latvian.
18:59Latvian.
19:01And he is still drinking.
19:03How did you do this?
19:04Is it not sad to you?
19:06Not sad, my father.
19:07Well, not so.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game, it's a game.
19:13It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to justify the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when I am.
19:22Our opponent is damaged.
19:24The team is not played.
19:25Not played?
19:26What is this American absurd?
19:28What is it played?
19:30You, captain, you make them played.
19:33You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:38Who is your mother?
19:39Who is your mother?
19:40Who is your mother?
19:41Who is your mother?
19:44You are your mother?
19:47She is not able to do this.
19:50No, my father.
19:53Mom, she has died.
19:56Mom, she died.
19:58You remember her mother?
20:00Do you remember me?
20:03I was in the view of your father.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:26Do you know any of the people?
20:28Yeah.
20:30Ready?
20:31Go.
20:34Of course, I'm going to go to the side of the country.
20:36And everyone's always trying to get to the side of the country.
20:38But then what's your fault?
20:40He's not going to get into the form.
20:42He's not going to stay.
20:44He's going to stay in America.
20:46He's going to stay in the United States.
20:48He's going to stay in the ocean.
20:50He's going to stay in the ocean.
20:52He's going to stay in the ocean.
20:54But it's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem with leadership.
20:59Because it's all over.
21:05I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar.
21:18He needs one cup.
21:20Look how she was behind me.
21:24From childhood.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32I want to drink.
21:33I have something interesting to me.
21:50That's the idea of the long time.
21:52Давненько, а я...
21:57Давненько, Саша.
22:04I think you were good.
22:06I've told you thank you,
22:08but I didn't look at any other game.
22:10To the entire life
22:12the son of a coach coach
22:14will do it to avoid.
22:16I sometimes often get out of my...
22:18When I am sure that I do not care about this, I will not be able to do this.
22:23In any case, it does not mean for you.
22:25Does not mean? Why did you make this decision?
22:28Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And don't worry about these crazy games, when you have a real chance for the Cup this year.
22:42Really?
22:43Yes, that's right.
22:44The Hunt and Admiral don't go through New Jersey,
22:46but New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will be able to win Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:03With a traumatized brother, you will not be able to meet you.
23:07Like you with the team, it was pretty good to show you.
23:11That's it.
23:12This is the Vostok, and then you will be able to win.
23:15You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18In Chicago, not before.
23:21In the final, most likely, it will be San Francisco.
23:24And they are good, but they are too young.
23:27So you will win the Cup of San Diego for a year earlier than I did with my father.
23:31You will be able to win the Cup of San Diego for a year earlier than I did with my father.
23:37You will be able to win the Cup of San Diego for a year later.
23:40You will be able to win the Cup of San Diego for a year later.
23:41You will always win the Cup of San Diego for a year later.
23:43You will be able to win the Cup of San Diego for a year later.
23:45You will be able to win the Cup of San Diego for a year later.
23:48We will be able to win the Cup of San Diego for a year later.
23:51You will be able to win the Cup of San Diego for a year later.
23:54You will be able to win the Cup of San Diego for a year later.
23:55You will be able to win the Cup of San Diego for a year later.
24:00What was your place?
24:02How was the party of San Diego for a year later?
24:05There is a great place.
24:07I really love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:11Low and soft feet.
24:14Children, just a great place.
24:18And the kids?
24:20Well, you saw a French boy?
24:25Yes, Ilia?
24:33Oh my God, I'm not sure.
24:38You don't know how you are,
24:41you don't fool you,
24:43you don't flirt in the answer.
24:46There is...
24:50...Rаньше...
24:52... ты был веселее.
24:57Помнишь?
25:09Здесь?
25:10Серьёзно?
25:13Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя.
25:17Если память о меня не изменяет.
25:22Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно. Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:39Нет.
25:50Ладно.
25:52Я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
26:04Пока, Ilia.
26:05Я был рада тебя видеть.
26:25Капитан, Сир.
26:27Капитан! Капитан! Капитан! Капитан!
26:30Капитан! Капитан!
26:31Капитан,
26:52Капитан.
26:54Т neither.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:17I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48Well, that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He shows it ends.
29:03Well, obviously, the Boston Raiders are...
29:05Ah!
29:07That's an animal!
29:09Oh, my God!
29:10Oh, my God!
29:12Oh, my God!
29:13Oh, my God!
29:15Oh, my God!
29:21Ah!
29:24Oh, my God!
29:30Oh, my God!
29:31I'm literally hungry as you talk to me.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38They gave this to you for free.
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:50Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:53But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:23Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:33Oh, my God.
31:03Well...
31:16What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:46I want you to suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nicely.
32:02Some...
32:04Yeah?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:20please get on your knees
32:26on this filthy bathroom floor
32:29and suck my dick
32:31please
32:34what?
32:50no
32:53we'll go back to our seats
32:55watch the rest of this boring show
32:57and then go to boring party after
33:01and then, women, I've been waiting all night
33:05you'll come back to my hotel room
33:07and I will maybe
33:10maybe
33:11do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now
33:21really?
33:22no, the New Yorker is boring
33:25my dad loves it
33:30oh, so being boring is genetic
33:34wow, genetic
33:37let's make a deal
33:43if you win MVP tonight
33:46I will blow you
33:47fuck you
33:48whatever you want
33:49and if you win
33:53good luck to me
34:12I'm heading to my hotel room
34:16you guys
34:19need your help
34:20yeah
34:21I'm going to move around
34:25I'll leave
34:25I'll leave
34:25I'll leave
34:26I'm going to be in this position.
34:30I'm going to be in this position.
34:32I'm going to be in this position.
34:34Especially since you're in the last game.
34:36I'll show you the last one.
34:56Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:26What?
35:51Just a lot of windows.
35:55Good.
36:00Now get on the bed.
36:04Good.
36:05Now get on the bed.
36:10Good.
36:15Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:20Good.
36:23This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:33Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:45No shit.
36:46Fuck you.
36:47Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:52It's your reward.
36:54I'll do that.
36:55No.
36:56It's.
36:57I'm not going to do this.
36:58I'm not going to lie.
36:59I hate it.
37:00It's not going to lie.
37:01I'm not going to lie.
37:02I'm not going to lie.
37:03I don't know.
37:04I can't even go.
37:05You're not going to lie.
37:06I'm not going to lie.
37:07do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
37:41fuck
37:55are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:07i need
38:11what you know tell me
38:16i need you
38:28i need you
38:32i need you
38:44i need you
38:48i need you
38:52i need you
39:08i need you
39:12i need you
39:18so russia this year was something else
39:30it's intense there
39:35so are you heading back soon
39:43back to russia for the summer
39:47oh yes
39:50why
39:57what do you mean why
40:00do you have to
40:03there is no have to it's
40:07it's home
40:08yeah
40:10but
40:11i don't know is it safe
40:14what do you mean safe
40:17i don't know
40:19do you do you even like it there
40:23what difference does it make
40:30what difference does it make
40:32a pretty big one i think
40:40i need to sleep
40:43oh
40:45yeah me too i should uh
40:51so uh
40:56i'm off
41:00goodbye hollander
41:21but
41:22there's no
41:23no
41:24he's
41:27like
41:28i'm
41:29like
41:30i'm
41:31i'm
41:31i'm
41:32i'm
41:33i'm
41:34like
41:34i'm
41:35gonna go
41:35i'm
41:36like
41:37i'm
41:39like
41:40you
41:41in
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41:51Fuck.
42:21Fuck.
42:51Fuck.
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