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00:00This program is brought to you in part by Miller Lite.
00:08Taste a true pilsner.
00:11The stage has been set.
00:14Tonight, one act will make Extreme Gone.
00:20Eleven cities, twelve contestants, ten thousand dollars, the best, the brightest, iron men and women who show what champions are made of.
00:29Some for their art, the rest, greedy bastards vying for a big honking check for ten thousand dollars.
00:37Glorious performances that embody the history and tradition of Extreme Gone, the titans have met.
00:43At day's end, one will be left standing and ten thousand dollars richer.
00:50It's time for the show that's been sanitized for your protection.
01:04Extreme Gone and we are live!
01:07And now a guy who leaves lipstick on the steering wheel every time he blows the horn.
01:16George Gray!
01:19Woo-hoo!
01:22Woo-hoo!
01:23Woo-hoo!
01:24Woo-hoo!
01:25Woo-hoo!
01:26Woo-hoo!
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01:30Woo-hoo!
01:31Woo-hoo!
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:33Woo-hoo!
01:34Yeah!
01:35Welcome to Extreme Gone!
01:37You know, we're the only show where your phone call, ooh, it means a lot tonight.
01:41Your phone call helps to decide which performer is gonna go home with ten thousand dollars!
01:48Man!
01:49Mercy!
01:51Mercy!
01:52And our big giant tournament of talent, it's a one-hour special today, so man your phones,
01:56but first let's say hello to the posse that's here, shall we?
01:59Over here we've got Gannon, Drew, and Foz, and they, as a sexy group, are the Extreme Gone
02:05Back!
02:18He-he-he-he-he!
02:19Hi, guys!
02:20You excited?
02:21Yeah, sure!
02:22Oh, you know what?
02:23One other guy that's here, he's not a golfer, but he does enjoy playing the back nine.
02:28He's my buddy, Eric Waddell!
02:30Hey, everybody!
02:32Hey, Georgie!
02:35Wow!
02:36Howdy, Eric!
02:37We gotta go.
02:38It's worth ten grand.
02:39We gotta get started.
02:40We're giving away ten grand!
02:41How about it?
02:42Can you believe that?
02:43Man!
02:44All right, let's get going.
02:45Maybe we'll get some of the money, who knows?
02:47A tip or something.
02:48Now, I'd like to introduce a woman who hates jogging, but she did do five laps before the
02:53show.
02:54She's our baby of the day!
02:56It's Jory Gillum!
02:57Woo!
02:58Woo!
02:59Woo!
03:00Woo!
03:01Woo!
03:02Woo!
03:03Woo!
03:04Hi, and welcome to Extreme Gong!
03:06Woo!
03:07Woo!
03:08Woo!
03:09Hey, Jory, how you doing?
03:10Hello, George.
03:11How are you?
03:12I'm very excited to have you.
03:13We've had a lot of fun today, and I just wanted to let everybody know about Jory, how
03:16this has worked, is that we have a nationwide contest for the talent search for everybody that's
03:20going to be on the show tonight to win ten grand, but we also had a talent search nationwide
03:24to find out who tonight's baby of the day was.
03:26Now, it took us several months of auditioning.
03:28Oh, it was brutal and terrible, a beautiful woman after a beautiful woman.
03:31I didn't want to do it, but I had to.
03:33It was a lot of fun, and the girl that came out on top, no pun intended, was nationwide,
03:37Jory!
03:38Come on!
03:39That's impressive!
03:41The hottest babe in the nation!
03:44Tell us about what happened.
03:46Well, I was at a local nightclub, and the owner told me about the babe of the day at the
03:51gong show search, so I came back the next day and auditioned with my little suit and smiled
03:55really big, and while they gave me a call a couple days later and told me I won, I was
03:59so excited, I screamed so loud, the neighbors called the cops, and I had to explain that it
04:04was a good scream, because here I am in Hollywood, live TV.
04:08Hi, Mom and Dad!
04:10Woo!
04:12It's the American Dream!
04:14Winner!
04:15Winner!
04:16Right there!
04:17All right, Sarah, you all stand over by the gong.
04:20Why don't you?
04:22All right.
04:23Now, you at home, this means a lot tonight, so pay attention.
04:25You can either vote on the web at www.gameshownetwork.com, or the two telephone numbers, I'll give them
04:31to you right now.
04:32And now, if you like an act tonight, we want you to call 1-900-370-1008.
04:37However, if an act sucks, like Bob Saget, Tori Spelling, Chia Pets, Eric Estrada, Nell
04:43Millie and Vinatly, the Spice Girls, Anything Fat Free, Gary Coleman, Jean Claude Van Damme,
04:47Tax's Homework, the new Star Wars, not the old one, Joey Lawrence, the Olsen Twins, the
04:50Wayans Brothers, and anybody who ever appeared as a guest star on The Love Boat.
04:56Ooh, that's a lot of sucking.
04:58I want you to call 1-900-370-1009, and they are going to get to hear a special sound tonight
05:03that goes something like this.
05:05Go on, do it right now.
05:06Show them the sound.
05:07You can do it.
05:08Go.
05:13All right, now, the call tonight is going to cost you $125.
05:15No, wait, George.
05:16What?
05:17George, it's still 50 cents.
05:19No, it's...
05:20Well, how the hell are we going to pay 10 grand?
05:21I don't...
05:22We've got to make money.
05:23I don't know, but it's 50 cents.
05:24All right, the act is 50 cents to make the phone call, but the act you choose is going
05:27home once again with $10,000.
05:29Come on.
05:31All right.
05:34It's not always about the winners, though.
05:35What are the losers getting today, Eric?
05:37Oh, Greg, it's a good one.
05:38Yeah.
05:39The executives at Game Show Network have gone all out for today's show.
05:42All out.
05:43They've decided to personally install Game Show Network into all of today's losers' homes.
05:48And now, why don't we have them introduce themselves?
05:51Michael Fleming, President of the Game Show Network.
05:58Jake Potter, Senior Vice President of Programming.
06:06Kristen Pease, Director of Development.
06:08You ever get the feeling that you were just fired?
06:21All right, then.
06:23Now, uh...
06:24Hey, George, I got an idea.
06:25What?
06:26You want to play the pyramid?
06:27Well, all right, that sounds good.
06:28Here we go, ready?
06:29All right, here we go.
06:30Music.
06:31Rhythmic.
06:32Silver.
06:34Things in a gay bar.
06:35No, that's wrong.
06:36A mattress.
06:37A pogo stick.
06:39French.
06:41Things in a gay bar!
06:42No.
06:43Unemployed.
06:44No life.
06:45Never had a date.
06:47Oh, it's the Dancing Springs from Philadelphia.
06:50That's correct!
06:51It's from Comcast Gamble in Philadelphia.
06:53It's Ken and Sharon Williams!
07:21Sheshael and the Black Jacket!
07:22It's from New South Australia.
07:23It's from New South Australia.
07:24It's from New South Australia.
07:25It's from New South Australia.
07:27I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
07:28We are all here.
07:30Everything is different.
07:32We're good.
07:33That's really interesting.
07:34We're cool.
07:36I'm sorry.
07:37That's a good idea.
07:38It's from New South Australia.
07:39You're all in the right 사���ım.
07:41Yeah, so?
07:42No, you're not.
07:44We are here.
07:45We are here.
07:46We're here.
07:47We are here.
07:48We are here.
08:49Thank you very much.
08:50Thank you very much.
08:51Bye.
08:52Great.
08:53They were going to split the prize with me.
08:54Now what?
08:55All right.
08:56Now you may remember this next band from their recent sold-out performance at the Universal
09:11Amphitheater.
09:12Maybe this will help.
09:13Programs!
09:14Programs!
09:15Who wants a program?
09:19From Comcast Campbell in Philadelphia, please welcome the Harry Areolias.
09:24So you're out on the bar scene.
09:27What are you going to say to that special guy or girl to get him home for a quick lay?
09:31My pickup lines, my pickup lines, they never work.
09:36I always end up getting slapped and being called a jerk.
09:39Jerk!
09:40I bet you're an athlete cause you've been running through my mind all night.
09:43If you were a piece of rhubarb, I'd take a bite.
09:47What's your sign?
09:48When's your birthday?
09:49What's your life about?
09:50I hope you know a good cerebral surgeon cause I wanna screw your brains.
09:55Woo!
09:56I pick up lines, my pickup lines, they never work.
09:59I always end up getting slapped and being called a jerk.
10:03Jerk!
10:04I pick up lines, I pick up lines, the best in the land.
10:07Why they never get me girls, I'll never understand.
10:13Hey!
10:15Ho!
10:17Hey ho!
10:19Is your name Ken?
10:22Oh man!
10:24You guys are in a rotten mood today.
10:26Give them a nice round of applause.
10:27The hairy, hairy old.
10:29Sorry, thank you very much.
10:31Thank you gentlemen.
10:38Alright, fine.
10:39Now over the last few months, our crack team of talent producers have been combing the country
10:44in search of the best performers that America has to offer.
10:47Eh, sorta.
10:48Well now, here tonight, the captain of that team, our remote host, Mr. Steve Saunders,
10:52coming to you live via satellite from Las Vegas.
10:55Hey, uh, Steve, what are you doing, Steve?
10:57Oh, baby!
10:58Just checking out the nicest bus I've ever seen.
11:00Whoa, man, what a bus there, George.
11:02What do you think, buddy?
11:03Uh, uh, yeah.
11:04Oh, that's a nice bus, Steve.
11:06Thanks.
11:07But, uh, but what'd you find for us in Vegas, Steve?
11:09Well, George, I'm glad you asked.
11:11Sure.
11:12There's a little song about it, and it goes a little something like this.
11:14Get it, boys.
11:15There's a little girl, and her name is Issa.
11:18Her English sucks, but her singing spicy.
11:21An agency with amazing range.
11:23Take the 10,000 bucks and bills all change.
11:26That's what's coming at the commercial for you.
11:30If you change your channel, you'll be a dumbass, too.
11:34Yeah!
11:35Thank you very much.
11:36Wow!
11:37Woo!
11:42Yeah, that, uh...
11:44Woo!
11:45Yeah, thanks, Steve.
11:46All right, that sucked.
11:47We'll be right back after this!
11:49Yeah!
11:56Hey, Daisy, ever tell you I did some modeling before I got on TV, much like yourself?
12:01Really?
12:02Uh, where?
12:03Department store underwear ads, mainly.
12:05Hey, would you like to join me and my friends while we go try on some new thongs?
12:09Yeah!
12:10You know, we models drink Miller Lite because it's so smooth.
12:13But, you know, I drink Miller Lite because it tastes great.
12:15See?
12:16I knew it!
12:17You're no model.
12:18Oh, I am wearing a thong.
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13:55You wear it but don't notice it.
13:59What is it?
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14:11Say you're a big rock star back in the days of free love and far-out music.
14:16Then what the hell are you doing on The Dating Game?
14:18Hey, even the grooviest musicians got lonely.
14:21Watch when bands like Iron Butterfly, The Grassroots and The Carpenters played the tunes, then put on the moves.
14:26It's The Dating Game's Summer of Love concert, August 28th at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific on Game Show Network.
14:31How was that?
14:34You are watching the $10,000 Tournament of Talent live on Game Show Network.
14:40And now let's go backstage with our award-winning fame of the day, Shuri Gillum.
14:47Thanks, Eric.
14:49Hi, Icy. How are you tonight?
14:51I'm fine, thanks.
14:52I understand you're a singer, so tell me a little bit about your musical background.
14:56Well, I'm majoring in music right now in Las Vegas Community College.
15:02And I always liked singing since I was a little girl, so when I found this ad in the newspaper about extreme bong,
15:09I said, well, this is my chance to sing in front of people, so if I get chosen, then it's good.
15:16And I won, so.
15:17Wow, congratulations. I'm sure you'll do very well.
15:21Back to you, George.
15:22All right, thank you, George.
15:25I want to point out, I want to point out to the children, you are not watching extreme bong.
15:30It is extreme gong, so you're still okay with your parents.
15:32Now the problem is with this next Asian singer that you just met backstage is that an hour from now, you're going to want to hear her sing again.
15:39From Cox Campbell in Las Vegas, Nevada, please welcome Icy Illustrate.
15:44Hey!
15:45Hey, hey, hey!
15:48Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high.
16:01There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby.
16:12Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue
16:25Now the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true
16:36Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far behind me
16:48Where trouble smells like lemon drops, away above the chimney top
16:55That's where you'll find me
17:02Somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds fly
17:14Dirts fly over the rainbow
17:20Why, then why can't I?
17:30Icy, that looks great. Let's make it Savannah.
17:33Give her another night from Bond.
17:34Thank you, Icy. Thank you.
17:36Come on, play her some damn music.
17:38Yep, she did great on extreme bong here, didn't she?
17:45Her singing was perfect, though. Weird.
17:47Now, this next performer is just your average everyday guy you might find living next door.
17:52Except for one small thing.
17:54He pounds nails into a board and breaks crap with his head.
17:57Please welcome, from Cablevision in Boston,
17:59It's Keith, John Keith, the Human Hammer!
18:11I will do four stunts tonight.
18:13First one, I'll drive a four-inch nail into a board with my head.
18:16Then I'll break four boards on fire.
18:18I'll put my head through four inches of cement.
18:20And then I'll break six inches of cement with my hand.
18:23This board's a little bit too big for a little nail like this.
18:27Next, the boards will be on fire. I'll put my face right through it.
18:50Okay, on, ready.
18:59Ha!
19:00Next, the cement.
19:05Yeah!
19:07Yeah!
19:08Yeah!
19:09Yeah!
19:10Yeah!
19:11Yeah!
19:12Yeah!
19:13Yeah!
19:14Yeah!
19:15Yeah!
19:16Yeah!
19:17Yeah!
19:18Oh.
19:19Okay.
19:21Ah!
19:30Oh.
19:32Oh.
19:33Oh.
19:42That was a tough one.
19:43That's John Keith, the Human Hammer from Boston, Massachusetts.
19:45from Boston, Massachusetts.
19:56Oh, man, he hit the one and he went...
19:59Oh, okay.
20:01That's a bad sign.
20:04All right, now let's check in
20:05with our remote host, Steve Saunders,
20:08via live satellite in Houston, Texas.
20:11Whoa, holy crap, Georgie.
20:14I'm looking at the best ass that I've ever seen.
20:18Oh, my gosh, you won't believe this ass.
20:20George, I know you ain't had no ass like this.
20:22Oh, yeah, that's a great piece of ass you saw.
20:25What do you got coming up next for us?
20:27Well, it just happens to be some good friends of mine,
20:29a couple of partners from Houston,
20:31comedy band, the PC Cowboys.
20:34Hey, George.
20:34Yeah, Steve?
20:35Look what I can do.
20:36Whoo-hoo!
20:37I'm a cow... I'm a cowboy!
20:39Whoo-hoo!
20:41Whoo-hoo!
20:42Yeah, okay, Steve, one word for you, baby.
20:45One word for you, baby.
20:46Decaf.
20:47Don't go away.
20:48We'll be right back after this.
20:50Whoo-hoo!
20:51Coming up next, winners from St. Louis in Houston.
20:58And Extreme Gong is brought to you by Miller Lite.
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24:02Welcome back.
24:03We're giving away $10,000 tonight.
24:05Now these next two performers just completed their first big one-hour network special.
24:09You may have seen it.
24:10It was called Secrets of Virginity Revealed.
24:13From Houston, Texas, please welcome the PC Cowboys.
24:17Idaho, but I lost her to a welder named Foster, she broke my big old heart in two.
24:33Idaho, and I miss her, so I moved in with her sister, in a small way, dreams do come true.
24:44Boys, you don't know what I'm missing, cause my baby did some kissing.
24:52She saved all the wettest ones for me.
24:55A broken heart will be my jailer when I come home to my lonely trailer, even though her sister
25:05is for free.
25:07Idaho, but she left me, though she was a little hefty, she always let me be on top.
25:18Idaho, and I need her, bought a welder when I freed her, I'm a-crying, and I'm afraid I just can't stop.
25:30Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry.
25:34Please give a nice round of applause for the PC Cowboys from Houston, Texas.
25:38Houston, Texas.
25:39All right.
25:40Eric?
25:41Yes?
25:42You over there?
25:43Let's play Jeppergong.
25:44All right, I'm ready.
25:45George?
25:46Yes?
25:47I'll take appendages for $500.
25:51Okay.
25:52A bizarre act that uses a bustier, makeup, a household phone, and extremely long toes.
25:59Uh, who is Foz, Gannon, and a bottle of Viagra?
26:05You're wrong again, my butch friend.
26:07The answer is from TCI Cable in St. Louis.
26:10Please welcome Norma Jean the Toe Machine.
26:25You know, getting ready for a date is quite a feat, but I like to put my best foot forward.
26:34There's a lot of applause.
26:37Words that come from TCI Cable as you can see the music video.
26:42It's fine.
26:43Oh, come on.
26:43I like to try and see the music video.
26:44It can be really really good, people.
26:46I can feel it really good.
26:48My dad's in the mood with the music video.
26:49I'm not that much.
26:51I'm not that much.
26:53You know.
26:55I'll be your guest I'll be your guest.
26:57I'll be our guest.
26:58I'll be your guest.
27:01I'll be your guest.
27:02I'll be your guest.
27:03Oh, I'm sorry, you got gong, but there's two guys that want to date you.
27:25Please give it up for Norma Jean, the Tone Machine from St. Louis.
27:33As a child, she suffered from Tolio, unfortunately.
27:38That's very tragic.
27:40Just kidding, of course.
27:41Oh, you know what that music means, don't you, boys and girls?
27:45It's time for a disco break.
27:47We'll be right back after this.
27:53Coming up next, a couple who really knows how to swing.
27:59Not that kind of swinging.
28:01These two just keep their clothes on.
28:04A juggler, unlike any other you've ever seen on Extreme Gong.
28:08That's right, this one actually has some talent.
28:10And a singing half-man, half-woman, whose social life consists of, well, taking himself out.
28:16Don't go away, we're going to give somebody $10,000 in cash.
28:21Last year, Americans spent over $2.5 billion on products for their backs.
28:32Here's a nice item.
28:36Why is this market so large?
28:39It could be that some people aren't sleeping on the right mattress.
28:42We'd recommend a Sealy Posturepedic Sleep System.
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28:54I'm not comfortable with this.
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29:12Give it a try.
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29:56Why is it models always look 15?
29:59I don't like that.
30:01Her?
30:01Please.
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30:41Say you're a big rock star back in the days of free love and far-out music.
30:46Then what the hell are you doing on the dating game?
30:48Hey, even the grooviest musicians got lonely.
30:51Watch when bands like Iron Butterfly, the Grassroots, and the Carpenters played the tunes, then put on the moves.
30:56It's the Dating Game Summer of Love concert, August 28th at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific on Game Show Network.
31:00I was psyched.
31:02Woo-hoo!
31:03Yeah, welcome back.
31:04We're about ready to give away 10 grand.
31:07All right, don't make me come to your house and gong your ass.
31:09You can either vote on the web at www.gameshownetwork.com
31:12or just pick up the phone and vote on the axe.
31:14There's the telephone numbers.
31:15Now, for the last three years, this rapper who you just met, well, you didn't meet him, but you're gonna meet him in just a second.
31:21It's live.
31:22He's been packing the aisles, but mainly canned goods.
31:25Please welcome, from Media One Cable in Detroit, it's Norm the Nerd.
31:32Everybody, do you want to party?
31:36Do you want to party?
31:40Somebody, anybody, do you want to party?
31:46Hey, hey, hey, we want to party.
31:49Hey, hey, we're gonna party.
31:52Hey, hey, we're gonna party.
31:56Hey, we're gonna party.
31:59It's on the Peter Popper of the 1990s.
32:03Now, I'm gonna party down with all of your ladies.
32:06I'll ring my bell now.
32:08We're knocking on the door for the bass.
32:10It's a lot of the heart breaks of war.
32:13Now, it's time to get lost.
32:15And don't be mistaken, because I'm the lover man.
32:18That brings home the bacon.
32:20If you want to have some fun, now you better get a grip.
32:23I'm gonna take a ride on the mama's ship.
32:27So if you want to party, listen up to me.
32:30It's time to party down with the GST.
32:35Hey, come on, let's party.
32:38Hey, hey, hey.
32:40We want to party.
32:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
32:43We want to party.
32:45Hey, hey, hey.
32:47Party, you're forever.
32:48Party, you're forever.
32:50Take your baby, you're baby, you're forever.
32:56He was just getting on with his bad self.
32:59Please get over Norm the Nerd from Detroit.
33:06Eric, what'd you think of that?
33:07George, there must have been some slim pickings in Detroit.
33:10All right, now, these next two swing dancers
33:15are coming off a command performance
33:17for the Queen of England.
33:18The command was,
33:19Would you two ass buckets please stop dancing?
33:24From GTE AmeriCast in Tampa,
33:26please welcome Angel Tidwell and Jim Formelio.
33:29Thank you, God damn it.
33:31Come on.
33:31We'll be there.
33:31Christmasarle do?
33:33Come on.
33:33First, this is googling.
33:34Next we go.
33:36Hey, hey.
33:37Christian Tidwell.
33:38All right.
33:39All right.
33:40Cool.
33:40All right.
33:40Hey, come on.
33:41Say it.
33:42Hey, Pat Moro.
33:43All right.
33:44Bye-bye.
33:45Bye-bye.
33:45Bye-bye.
33:47Bye-bye.
33:49Bye-bye.
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33:57Bye-bye.
33:58guitar solo
34:28guitar solo
34:58guitar solo
35:28give him another round of applause
35:29well
35:38you know what that sound means
35:41it's time for a visit to the extreme gong of fame
35:44that's right a classic moment
35:45from the ghost of extreme gong past with
35:47two minor exceptions one is you can't gong them
35:50and the second is oh eric
35:51oh george they are live
35:54ladies and gentlemen for your enjoyment only
35:56put down the bones temporarily and please welcome back
35:58the village little people
36:00young man there's no need to feel down
36:11i said young man kick yourself off the ground
36:14i said young man
36:16cause you're in a neat town
36:18there's no need you
36:20be a happy
36:22young man
36:23there's a place you can go
36:25i said young man
36:27when you're short on your go
36:29you can stay there
36:30and i'm sure you will find many
36:33ways to have
36:35a good
36:36it's fun to stay at the
36:40y-m-c-a
36:42it's fun to stay at the
36:44y-m-c-a
36:46they have everything
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36:50you can hang out with all the boys
36:53it's fun to stay at the
36:54y-m-c-a
36:57it's fun to stay at the
36:58y-m-c-a
37:00you can get yourself a
37:03you can have a good meal
37:05you can do whatever
37:06you feel
37:08young man
37:10are you listening to me
37:12i said young man
37:13what do you want to be
37:16i said young man
37:17you can make good your drink
37:19but you got to know
37:22it's fun to stay at the
37:27y-m-c-a
37:29it's fun to stay at the
37:31y-m-c-a
37:33they have everything
37:35for your mate to enjoy
37:37because you can hang out with all the boys
37:40it's fun to stay at the
37:42y-m-c-a
37:44the village little people ladies and gentlemen
37:54boy that was a little breather
38:03let's check in with our remote host steve saunders live via satellite from san francisco
38:10thanks george i'm here in uh san francisco home of the uh
38:17hey steve uh are you out of breath
38:19duh i had to beat out four other guys all after this same purse
38:24but i got it first george
38:26oh sort of kind of a drag race huh
38:28i don't get it
38:31uh
38:31hey hey hey what are you looking at missy
38:34yeah
38:34yeah you with the adam's apple you want a piece of this stuff
38:37hey steve
38:38hey steve steve
38:39what what kind of talent did you find in san francisco
38:42i'll be back later after you pal
38:44what kind of talent did you find
38:45um well let me tell you there was this um this babe
38:48i mean for the show steve
38:50oh some dumbass who's half woman half man
38:54imagine that
38:55hey george you you want a piece of this
38:57oh well i've already had it
38:58now when we come back you're gonna meet him or her or whatever i don't know
39:02don't go away ten grand's on the line we'll be right back after that
39:05we have amazing talents coming up from san francisco as well as atlanta
39:13and we're halfway to giving away ten grand
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41:21weeknights 9 30 eastern 6 30 pacific only on game show network
41:40welcome back everybody to our ten thousand dollar tournament of talent
41:48with my buddy our host george craig
41:51thank you my good friend eric i think i'm gonna come right over here now remember we're playing for ten grand
41:57this next performer's music unfortunately led to a military discharge apparently love ballads to your bunkmate hank do violate the don't ask don't tell policy
42:05from tci cable and guess where else san francisco please welcome danny correa
42:11baby do you love me i said baby do you love me cause you're driving i said you're driving me crazy
42:30baby do you love me cause i said you're driving me crazy
42:32Babe, I really love you
42:35I said, babe, I really love you
42:39And I want you to, yes, I want you to
42:43To know that it's true
42:45Cause I really do
42:47All the love is meant to be
42:50Stronger than you and me
42:54Don't let our feelings hide
42:58And just put our pride aside
43:01I said, babe, is this really true
43:05Do you love me like I love you
43:08Am I seeing things the way I should
43:12Am I blind by love
43:14Cause it feels real good
43:16Babe, don't you think twice
43:20Cause my love for you will never die
43:23I'll always be good for you
43:27At least you're a good sport
43:30Give him a nice round of applause
43:31All the way from San Bernardino, Korea
43:32Love you getting home, love you getting home
43:34Thank you, Jerry
43:35Thank you for being a good sport
43:36Coming on the show
43:36I have split pleas about that
43:40Now, our next comedian from Atlanta
43:43Started performing as a defense mechanism
43:45Against her childhood tormentors
43:47And we sympathize with her
43:48And would never poke fun at the fact
43:50That she's unpopular, unemployed
43:51And still lives with her parents
43:52So, from Comcast Cable in Atlanta
43:55Please welcome Miss Large and Lovely
43:57The very funny Monica Reed
43:59Alright girls, let me talk to y'all for a minute
44:07Cause y'all know we've all had that problem
44:10Every one of us has crawled in bed with a man
44:12And come up with the short end of the stick
44:14Y'all know what kind of man I'm talking about
44:17Don't act shy
44:18The kind of man who thinks that he is just tearing you up
44:22Just killing you
44:23And the only thing we are feeling is
44:25Sorry for him
44:26Man, thank God for technology
44:31Oh, I love technology
44:33In the 1980s, doctors discovered artificial insemination
44:37In the 90s, I had to discover artificial stimulation
44:40Cause I'ma get mine, man
44:43I've been fooling around with the plastic kind for so long
44:45I went to a Tupperware party the other day
44:47And got turned on
44:48Men don't like big women
44:52Now, you better get you a big girl
44:54I was riding down the road with my man the other day
44:56And of course, I was driving
44:57Cause you know them broke-ass men I date
44:59Ain't got no car
45:00He said, Monica, girl
45:02It is time for you to lose some weight
45:04I said, you know, you are right
45:06Opened up the door
45:08Dropped, kicked his ass
45:09And lost 200 pounds
45:10Try to act like I don't know I'm a big woman
45:15I got mirrors up in my house
45:17I ain't in denial
45:18I knew I had a weight problem
45:20When I had to order shock absorbers
45:21For my toilet seat
45:23That's alright
45:26Cause us big girls have powers
45:27That you skinny women out there don't have
45:29Oh yeah
45:31I got four words
45:32Freak a man straight out
45:34I don't like buffets
45:36I got other powers
45:39Being a big girl
45:40That skinny women don't have
45:41If I decide that I do not
45:42Want to see a man again
45:44Shoot, all I gotta do
45:45Is get on top
45:46Thank you
45:49Alright, let's go to Steve
46:03Live in Baltimore
46:03Hey Steve, how are things?
46:05Hey, they are great
46:06What's up, buddy?
46:07This is a town that loves this baseball
46:09Just like me
46:10So in honor of that
46:11I dress myself up
46:13Like the team's most beloved mascot
46:15Check me out, bro
46:16Yeah, yeah, yeah
46:17Steve?
46:18Steve?
46:18Yeah, yeah, George
46:19What's up, buddy?
46:21It's the Baltimore Orioles
46:23Not the, uh
46:24Not the Oreos
46:26George, what do you know about baseball?
46:28Are you sure?
46:29I'm sure
46:30Really?
46:32Yeah, really, Steve
46:33Yeah, it's the Orioles
46:35Okay, well, uh
46:36Well, then, uh
46:37Coming up
46:37We got a guy from Baltimore
46:39Who walks on a really giant ball and juggles
46:41I could have swore it was the Orioles
46:43Damn it!
46:44Alright, we'll be right back
46:46After Nick
46:47His last!
46:49Woo!
46:49There's still more talent coming up
46:52From Baltimore
46:52And my hometown
46:54Indianapolis
46:56Don't go away
46:57We'll be right back
46:59Alright, kids
47:03It's time for a pop quiz
47:04And
47:05Guess what?
47:07No cheating this time
47:08Alright, now
47:14Swap your papers with your neighbors
47:16To tell the truth
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49:05My work here is done
49:06Welcome back everybody
49:11To Extreme Gong's special
49:14$10,000 tournament of talent
49:17Here's Georgie once again
49:18Welcome back
49:21Ten grand on the line
49:22Now addiction to acrobatic juggling
49:24Is one of the greatest problems
49:25Facing the youth of America today
49:27Kids
49:28Pay attention
49:29This is your brain
49:31This is your brain
49:33After falling off a giant ball
49:35Face first while juggling
49:36Any questions?
49:38Ladies and gentlemen
49:39From Comcast Cable in Baltimore
49:41Please welcome Brian Rudeau
49:44You guys ready to get dangerous?
49:48He just made it three times more dangerous
49:50By dumping egg on the floor
49:51Where I'm about to try to do my tricks
49:53That's what I like
49:55The talent cleaning up
49:56Number of tricks for you
49:58We always start with the easiest
50:00Which is going to be juggling torches
50:01In order to get the torches lit
50:02We're going to do it the old fashioned easy way
50:03Off the tongue
50:04We're going to do the other two the easy way
50:13Now
50:15The fun part
50:16Now
50:21Always like to give a quick warning
50:23The people in the front rows
50:24If these come rolling towards you
50:26Run
50:26Do not think about stop golfing and rolling
50:29You have waited too long to run
50:30If you smell a funny odor
50:31It is not the person next to you
50:33That is my arm hair
50:33Don't worry about it
50:34Here we go
50:35Now for some real fun
50:50Fire is one thing
50:51If I burn myself it hurts
50:53It looks bad
50:53But it only burns
50:55If I screw up with these
50:56Not only will you know it
50:58It will be very visible where I screwed up
50:59Keep that in mind
51:01For a trick most of you know how to do
51:15Jumping rope
51:16Up one level
51:18All the way from Baltimore
51:32Ladies and gentlemen
51:33Brian Ruto
51:34There we go
51:39We're moving fast
51:40This next blues musician
51:41Claims that God speaks to him through music
51:44Of course he does
51:45God will talk to anybody
51:46After two cases of malt liquor
51:48From Comcast Cable in Indianapolis
51:51Please welcome Larry Lobdell
51:53Oh you tell me mama
52:03Who that while ago
52:05Oh you tell me mama
52:10Who that while ago
52:13Yeah when I come in
52:17Who without that back door
52:20Listen to me mama
52:21Something I've never seen before
52:24He managed to get out
52:25Who that while ago
52:26Oh you tell me mama
52:27Well listen to me mama
52:28Before I start to raise the sand
52:29You've been out boogie-woogie
52:30And there's just one thing
52:31I don't understand
52:32Won't you tell me mama
52:33Who that while ago
52:34Yeah when I come in
52:35Who without that back door
52:37Yeah when I come in
52:38Yeah when I come in
52:39Yeah when I come in
52:40Who without that back door
52:44Listen to me mama
52:46Something I've never seen before
52:48He managing my money
52:50Always slamming my back door
52:52Won't you tell me mama
52:54Who that while ago
52:56Yeah when I come in
53:01Come in here
53:02Who without that back door
53:04Come in here
53:05Who without that back door
53:06Where you're coming
53:08Who without that back door
53:09Yeah when I come in there
53:10Who without that back door
53:11No way
53:13Who without that back door
53:14No way
53:15No way
53:16No way
53:17No way
53:18No way
53:19No way
53:21No way
53:23No way
53:24You'reurnin' by me
53:25When you came out runnin' by me smellin' like a witchy can with my hat and a hand in my overcoat too, won't you tell me, mama, who that while ago?
53:44Yeah, when I come in here, who without that back door?
53:55Come on, give it up for us.
54:08All right, Eric, why don't you come up on stage? Give Eric Waddell a nice round of applause, would you please?
54:14Eric, this show, ten grand on the line, represents the best that the country has to offer.
54:19Yes.
54:20Sort of.
54:20But the people always forget about the losers, Eric, except for you.
54:24Now, before we announce tonight's big winner, how about we take a look back at the loser prizes that we've offered as parting gifts over the past two seasons?
54:32I agree. Roll the tape!
54:37Some of these acts we found, and some found us.
54:41Don't worry, we take care of the losers.
54:43Losers, losers, losers, losers, losers.
54:44They suck!
54:48What do the losers get today, Eric?
54:49The scorching case of herpes.
54:51Cock-a-doodle-doo!
54:53Naked and alone with me.
54:56What do the losers get today, Eric?
54:57The healthy dose of hamster droppings.
54:59What do today's losers get, Eric?
55:01Foreign body odor.
55:02A fresh pet wound to bacon fat.
55:05A really dirty look from this kid that nobody's ever met.
55:08Two percent of the recommended daily allowance of riboflavin.
55:18The French kiss from a one-armed Chinese guy.
55:21What the hell is riboflavin?
55:22Riboflavin is, uh, I don't know.
55:25They scratch and sniff Richard Simmons doll.
55:28That'll put the F in fear.
55:29And I'm the naked animal.
55:31The losers go home with what, Eric?
55:33Oh, what could be better?
55:34Today's losers go home with a sponge bath from Golden Girls star, the author.
55:39My toenail clipping.
55:40All eight episodes of Joanie Loves Chachi, Bad Case of the Run.
55:45It's losers suck!
55:47Losers, losers, losers, losers, losers, losers.
55:49Suck!
55:50Losers suck!
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55:56I'm waiting!
55:57Give me the dog!
55:58Yikes!
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58:12All right.
58:13Here we go.
58:14It's time to crown today's winner.
58:17This is exciting.
58:18Please, may I have the check?
58:20It's just going to be mobile.
58:21We're going to be giving away $10,000.
58:23Come on.
58:28Everybody worked very hard.
58:29I have no idea who won.
58:31All right.
58:31The performer with the best score of the day, who's going to win $10,000 right now, is
58:37Brian Rudolph!
58:41Congratulations!
58:42Brian Rudolph, come on down.
58:43Here he is!
58:44$10,000!
58:47$10,000!
58:48I want to send a huge thank you to all of the Game Show Nellings affiliates who took part in making
58:52tonight's show happen.
58:54You did a lot of work.
58:55We couldn't have done it without you.
58:56We love you.
58:57We've got a great show tomorrow.
58:59God bless.
59:00$10,000!
59:01Hit it dry!
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