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00:00Super, you couldn't stay, you're in our way
00:05Aquellos forever
00:07Aquellos forever
00:10Aquellos forever
00:13Aquellos forever
00:15Aquellos forever
00:21You think I'm pretty
00:22You think I'm pretty
00:24You think I'm pretty
00:25You think I'm fucking
00:26You think I'm pretty
00:27Let's go!
00:30You think I'm pretty
00:31You think I'm pretty
00:32I think I'm pretty
00:33The magic is
00:34I hope you're gonna get out soon
00:36You really think i'm gonna get out soon
00:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon
00:43You really think you're gonna get out soon
00:50Good job
00:52Give you a head
00:54A golden star
00:56You think you're clever
00:58Oh my god, she took a break, made a mistake, when she made driva
01:06Que los forever, que los forever, que los forever
01:18You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, sing it all in the morning
01:23Welcome up, want to get on the ice for Boston?
01:25You want to get off the cake, or you want to eat the ice for Boston?
01:29I gave you magic things I hope you're gonna get out soon
01:33I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:36Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
01:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:44I know you're up at night, I'm stovet your phone right
01:51A tree at the top of a hill, it's crooked from doing bad minds
01:58You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
02:05You're washed up forever, I've been standing in my light
02:12You're standing in my light
02:15You're sta-
02:21You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
02:29You say you're scarier, and most people do
02:32This is the real world, honey, and all of them
02:35In spite of everything, I guess there's just no good at it too
02:39Nice try, knock it out the way
02:43Good job, you just take a fucking hit
02:47I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya
02:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
02:54Nice try
02:55Get out of the way
02:57You're in our way
02:58Get lost for it
03:00Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back him
03:06I think you mean fucks with, buddy
03:08I fucking mean what I mean
03:10They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
03:12The fuck does that mean?
03:14They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
03:15No thanks
03:16Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
03:18Yeah, maybe you'll be weird somewhere else
03:21I'm not even that
03:22Whatever you need, Captain
03:24Hey, Hollander
03:26Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
03:31Oh, Mr. Hollander
03:33What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
03:35Well, hockey is a complicated and nuanced game
03:38But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
03:41And how about that other team?
03:45Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
03:47He had a hat trick last week
03:48And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
03:50Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
03:51No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
03:53Thanks guys
03:54We'll see you
05:06Wow, this Montreal girl wakes you up, brother.
05:29Shut your idiot face, Marley.
05:30You're straight up blushing, Ross.
05:33No, never in life have I blushed.
05:35Russians do not do this.
05:41You will murder me.
05:52Maybe.
05:54Get in.
05:59Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
06:02What the fuck?
06:03You were hard, weren't you?
06:05For how long?
06:05The whole game.
06:07You're such a fucking ass.
06:09You missed me, didn't you?
06:11I fucking did it.
06:13And I still beat your ass.
06:14Oh, barely.
06:21Wow, nice place.
06:23Thanks.
06:24I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
06:29Right next door.
06:31I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
06:36Mr. Businessman.
06:37Shut up.
06:38Mr. Landlord.
06:40You asked.
06:41No, I didn't.
06:55So where do you want me?
06:57In the kitchen, on the floor?
07:00Fuck you.
07:05Did your mom buy all these pillows?
07:06No.
07:08I hired someone.
07:10A designer.
07:12You think there is enough?
07:14He's such an asshole.
07:17I think maybe you'll like it.
07:20I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
07:22I had one.
07:23You shouldn't be smoking.
07:25You shouldn't be talking.
07:30Come here.
07:31No, you come here.
07:32No, you come here.
07:33No, you come here.
07:41No, I didn't.
07:42I'm going to smell the cigarettes.
07:43No.
07:43No, I'm going to smell the cigarettes.
07:45You still want?
07:46No.
07:48I still want.
07:49Don't worry, it will fit.
08:08Wow, wow.
08:10We think this will be enough.
08:11Fuck off.
08:19Where were you?
08:27Where were you?
08:35Please don't go.
08:42Please don't go.
08:49Oh, my God.
08:57He's okay.
08:58Hmm?
09:14Oh, shit, Rose.
09:18Is he okay?
09:19Okay.
09:32Okay.
09:34Oh, it's here.
09:38It's here.
09:39I'm still looking.
09:45He's all right.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:49Oh, my God.
09:51Oh, my God.
09:56Oh, my God.
09:58Oh, my God.
10:00Are you?
10:10Oh, God.
10:30Now the bed's all dead.
10:40What?
10:42Shut up.
10:47I will shower now, okay?
11:00You killed me, Linder.
11:12I'm dead.
11:14That was so fucking hot.
11:20Worth the way.
11:30I should go.
11:44So, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
11:48Oh, right.
11:50Your family must be happy there in Russia.
11:54Yes.
11:56My parents are pretty psyched for me.
11:58They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
12:06I bet your parents will be there, right?
12:08My father, yes.
12:10Maybe my brother, but who knows.
12:12Cool.
12:14Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
12:18Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
12:20You fucking wish, dude.
12:22Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
12:28Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
12:30You're such a good trick.
12:34Your cab is definitely here.
12:44Bye.
12:46Bye.
12:54Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
12:58For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi.
13:04What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
13:08A hard bill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
13:16You're welcome.
13:40Oh, hey, Terry whatever.
13:42All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
13:44Good boys.
13:45Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
13:46Be nice, Vani.
13:47Nice, they fucking lost to Latvia.
13:49Did you see that game?
13:50Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
13:52A debacle.
13:53Hey, what did Ross say about it?
13:55Uh, I don't know.
13:56Nothing to me, that's for sure.
13:58I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
14:00Uh-uh.
14:00So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
14:02Okay.
14:02Trust me.
14:03You look great in silver, Vani. Don't even stress.
14:05Oh, good one.
14:08Does your room have that smell?
14:10Yes. Yes, it does.
14:12Is it black mold?
14:13Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
14:15Yeah, he's probably right.
14:16The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
14:18All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
14:20My buddy Joe is in that program.
14:21We train together.
14:22Would you guys be cool to do that?
14:24I'd love to show up for him.
14:25Hell yeah, man.
14:27Show up for any dude who's that brave.
14:29What do you mean?
14:32Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
14:35I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
14:39hey, here's me.
14:39Russia is not safe for folks like that.
14:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
14:45Let's go.
14:57Let's go.
14:59Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
15:17Yeah, he did.
15:21I'm just going to find the bathroom.
15:29Hey.
15:45I'm not here.
15:47No, I'm not.
15:49I saw you up here.
15:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
15:51Fine.
15:53Go sit down.
15:56Weird.
15:58Weird, not anything.
16:00Go away, Olander.
16:07Are you okay?
16:10Please, go.
16:12You didn't answer my text.
16:15No, I did not answer your boring text.
16:17Now you go.
16:20Fine.
16:21Fuck.
16:22I'll be right back.
16:23I'll be right back.
16:23I'll be right back.
16:23You need to get married.
16:35Yes, my father.
16:38Minister wants to meet you today, regardless of what you are.
16:44This is my honor.
16:46You must be proud of my honor.
16:48After yesterday, you won't win...
16:53...Latvii.
16:55Latvii.
16:56And he's still a mess.
16:58How did you do it?
17:00It's not sad?
17:01It's not sad.
17:03They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
17:07It's not a game, it's a shame.
17:09It's not a shame.
17:11It's not a shame, which you showed up in childhood.
17:14Now I play better than when I play.
17:17Our team is injured.
17:19The team is injured.
17:20What is it?
17:21What is it?
17:22What is it?
17:23What is it?
17:24What is it?
17:25You, captain, you make them injured.
17:27You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
17:36Who is it to you?
17:38Your mother?
17:40She can't do this.
17:42How do you manage to do it?
17:43Yes, father.
17:44Not at all.
17:45Mom, what did you do?
17:46Mom, I'm little...
17:47You remember that mom was dead?
17:48I'm little...
17:49You remember...
17:50I remember...
17:51You remember...
17:52...the dad was dead.
17:53You remember me?
17:56I was in your view of your mother.
17:59Where's Polina?
18:02In Moscow?
18:04Of course.
18:09We need to go to the night.
18:15To be able to meet the minister.
18:18Yeah.
18:20Ready?
18:22Go.
18:23Of course.
18:24I'm always the same.
18:26I'm always the same.
18:28I'm always the same.
18:30I'm always the same.
18:32He's not the same.
18:34He's still there.
18:36He's still there.
18:38He's still there.
18:40He's too good.
18:42It's a problem with leadership.
18:46It's always the problem.
18:48Leadership.
18:49He's too much.
18:50He's too much.
18:51He's too much.
18:52He's too much.
18:53He's too much.
18:54He's too much.
18:55He's too much.
18:56He's too much.
18:57He's too much.
18:58He's too much.
18:59He's too much.
19:00Especially when it's hockey.
19:02Only when we're winning, пап.
19:05I'm going to go to the bar.
19:07He needs to be one more.
19:09I'll take a look.
19:10You look like she's like.
19:12From the end of the world.
19:13From the beginning.
19:15I'm a angel.
19:16It would be great if I could remember it.
19:18I'd like to drink.
19:19I'd like to drink.
19:20I'd like to drink.
19:21I'd like to drink some of the...
19:23I'm sorry.
19:40Damninko, I...
19:45Damninko, Sasha.
19:46I think you played well well.
19:53I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
19:57For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you're trying to avoid this.
20:02I sometimes don't care about it.
20:05When I understand what it costs, I don't care about it.
20:08In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
20:11It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
20:14My father...
20:15Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
20:18You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
20:22You don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
20:27Really?
20:28Yes, it's true.
20:29Huntry and Admirals will not go through New Jersey.
20:31New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
20:35I think you will win this year.
20:37This year?
20:38Yes, this year.
20:40I think we're injured.
20:44Where do you know all this?
20:46On the extra sense.
20:48Well, you can't reach us, but you won't be able to lose this year.
20:51As you earn, you'll be able to win this year.
20:52You've seen this year.
20:53You can see it up.
20:54The most man'sатика can win this year.
20:55You won't be able it.
20:56You can win this year and a half.
20:57You will win this year.
20:58You can win this year.
20:59You can win this year.
21:00I'll check the third year.
21:01You won't win this year.
21:02Chicago, not that before,
21:04in the final, probably, will be San Francisco,
21:07and they are good, but too young.
21:10So you will win the Coupe Xen
21:12in a year earlier than I played with my father.
21:18No, thank you, I'm going to sleep.
21:20Tomorrow you should be perfect.
21:22You should be perfect.
21:24You should be perfect.
21:26Right, but you need to agree with us.
21:30We'll see you later.
21:32See you later.
21:34See you later.
21:38Well, what?
21:42How are you, Sasha?
21:44Wow.
21:46It's cool.
21:48I just love this place.
21:50Clubs?
21:52It's my head.
21:54Guys.
21:56It's just nice.
21:58And girls?
22:00Well...
22:02Did you see the French?
22:04Yes?
22:06Yes?
22:12Oh my God.
22:14ĺśź.
22:16Yes?
22:18Yes?
22:20Yes?
22:36By the way!
22:38And there?
22:40Seriously?
22:42The danger was to you, if you remember me, don't you?
22:44We're already dead, Sash.
22:46Yes, it's true.
22:48We're already dead, Sash.
22:50Yes.
22:52Yes, it's true.
22:54I can't remember you.
22:56We're already dead, Sash.
22:58We're already dead, Sash.
23:00Yes.
23:01It's true.
23:02Yes.
23:04Yes.
23:05It's true.
23:07It's true.
23:09It's true.
23:10It's true.
23:11It's true.
23:12Okay.
23:13Let's go somewhere.
23:15No.
23:17Okay.
23:26Okay.
23:27I'll find a wedding.
23:30Okay.
23:37I'll see you next time.
23:38Okay.
23:39I'll see you next time.
23:40Okay.
23:41I'll see you next time.
23:42Okay.
23:43I'm glad to see you next time.
23:44Okay.
23:45What happens here?
23:46Yeah!
23:47Yeah!
23:48Yeah!
23:49Yeah!
23:50Yeah!
23:51Yeah!
23:52Yeah!
23:53Yeah!
23:54Yeah!
23:55Yeah!
23:56Yeah!
23:57Yeah!
23:58Yeah!
23:59Yeah!
24:00Yeah!
24:01Yeah!
24:02Yeah!
24:03Yeah!
24:04Yeah!
24:05What am I supposed to do?
24:06I don't know.
24:07My mom told me to get away.
24:08Oh my god.
24:09You said you could have a good wedding.
24:11There's ginger ale on the pitch.
24:12Okay.
24:13Playoffs are over.
24:14You cannot keep the beer.
24:15That's not a rule.
24:16You just made that up.
24:17Hollander, is that a rule?
24:18Unfortunately, it is.
24:19Fuck you, Hollander.
24:20You can barely even grow one.
24:21No, no.
24:22Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
24:23Fuck you, AJ.
24:24Just fucking do it, Hayden.
24:26Stop.
24:27Boys, it's starting.
24:29Turn it up.
24:30It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
24:33You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
24:36Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
24:39A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
24:41Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
24:44He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
24:48Okay?
24:49Listen the fuck up.
24:50Look.
24:51I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
24:54I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
24:58I don't need to think about that.
24:59That was yesterday.
25:00That was before.
25:01Now, I only need one thing.
25:05I need to win.
25:09Here.
25:10At home.
25:11Tonight.
25:12As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
25:17But I want to hear our fans.
25:19I want to hear them scream.
25:22I want to fuck San Francisco.
25:25I know you can do it.
25:28I've seen you fucking do it.
25:30I've seen every one of you do it.
25:32So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
25:37Because this is our fucking night.
25:40This is our fucking cup.
25:41Fucking fuck San Francisco.
25:42I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
25:43Shane hates him the most.
25:44What?
25:45You hate Rosanoff.
25:46Of course.
25:47But he's very good at acting.
25:48The best probably.
25:49Uh, nah.
25:50You're the fucking best all-handed.
25:51Okay?
25:52Not that animal shit show cocksucker.
25:53Yeah.
25:54Yeah.
25:55Yeah.
25:56Yeah.
25:57Yeah.
25:58Yeah.
25:59Yeah.
26:00Yeah.
26:01Yeah.
26:02Yeah.
26:03Yeah.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Yeah.
26:06Yeah.
26:07Yeah.
26:08Yeah.
26:09Yeah.
26:10Yeah.
26:11Yeah.
26:12Yeah.
26:13That's how shit show cut cock sucking Rossana.
26:16Yeah.
26:17That is that.
26:18The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
26:21What a comeback story this year forMilia Rosanoff.
26:24The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs, leading his team in blocked shots
26:30in shots against Rob Gisley from Pollock.
26:35Mama!
26:36Mama!
26:37Mama!
26:39Mama!
26:40Mama!
26:41Mama!
26:42Mama!
26:57Literally hundreds and thousands.
27:00Well, nice watch.
27:04I gave this to you for free.
27:05What the fuck were you on?
27:06Five seconds.
27:07Yeah, 25 seconds.
27:08Or even doing.
27:11And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
27:14I was busy.
27:15Was who?
27:16Elliot Rosenhoff and Shane Hall.
27:24But the most important thing
27:25is the frames we make along the way.
27:30Hey, before we give out next award,
27:33can I get a selfie with you?
27:35What?
27:36Come on.
27:37When will this ever happen again, buddy?
27:39Okay, fine, but hurry up.
27:47Great.
27:48Give me your number.
27:49I'll text them to you.
27:50No chance.
27:53And the Lord's Tower Award
27:54for a more sportsmanlike player
27:55goes to...
28:00So,
28:09you're killing me.
28:10You are killing me.
28:11Where did you going?
28:11What are you doing?
28:12Whoa.
28:17Oh!
28:18well what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text from me in like six
28:45months you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then
28:49it's for some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me well
28:57i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
29:15maybe as nicely
29:20please
29:28if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
29:36you will have to ask nicer than that
29:38please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick please
29:51no
30:01what
30:05no
30:07we'll go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
30:15and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room
30:22and i will maybe maybe do more than just suck your dick
30:27when did your english get so good
30:31i uh i read the new yorker now
30:36really
30:37no the new yorker is born
30:40my dad loves it
30:45ah
30:45so being boring is
30:47is genetic
30:48wow
30:49genetic
30:51let's make a deal
30:57if you win mvp tonight i will blow you
31:00fuck you
31:01whatever you want
31:02and if you win
31:07good luck to me
31:24good luck to me
31:24good luck to me
31:37good luck to me
31:46good luck to you
31:56good luck to this
31:57good luck
31:58ana
32:00Congratulations.
32:11Now take off your clothes.
32:14You're such an asshole.
32:30What?
33:00There's a lot of windows.
33:22Good.
33:24Now get on the bed.
33:30What?
33:32This is a good hotel.
33:34Very nice vodka.
33:36It's hard to find in America.
33:38Okay.
33:40Touch yourself.
33:42What?
33:44Show off for me. I want to watch you.
33:46What?
33:48I've never...
33:50No shit.
33:51Fuck you.
33:52Give me some vodka at least.
33:54No, no, no.
33:55Vodka is for after.
33:56That's your reward.
33:58Let's go.
34:00Yeah.
34:02If you have a rather...
34:04It's good to see you...
34:06Oh, yeah.
34:08I'm gonna have a few...
34:09I'm gonna have a few...
34:10I'm gonna have a few...
34:12I'm gonna have a few...
34:14do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
34:41describe it oh my god all in there
35:06are you gonna fuck me we will see
35:11i need
35:14what you know tell me
35:20you
35:26i need you
35:41i need you
35:42i need you
35:42i need you
35:44i need you
36:16So Russia this year was something else.
36:31It's intense there.
36:37So are you heading back soon?
36:41Back.
36:42To Russia for the summer?
36:45Oh, yes.
36:46Why?
36:54What do you mean, why?
36:58Do you have to?
37:00There is no have to.
37:02It's...
37:02It's home.
37:05Yeah.
37:06But...
37:07I don't know.
37:08Is it safe?
37:11What do you mean, safe?
37:12I don't know.
37:16Do you even like it there?
37:24What difference does it make?
37:26A pretty big one, I think.
37:28I need to sleep.
37:37Huh?
37:38Yeah, me too, I should.
37:40So, uh, I'm off.
37:53Goodbye, Hollander.
37:53I'll be right back.
37:54Have a fine.
37:55optim
38:05I might be side.
38:07I don't want to do this, But I'm interested in earlier.
38:09I don't want to ask you then.
38:09I think she's going to be right back.
38:09I don't so much left with me out here.
38:12Linux looks weird.
38:13But I don't want to use it.
38:15It wasn't bad.
38:16No, I don't do that.
38:17I don't want to do that again.
38:17Give it back.
38:18And there was a reason.
38:19I don't want to call him.
38:21Let's go.
38:51Let's go.
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