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Heated Rivalry

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00:00The two most talked about prospects in the world, Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:06It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:08We've seen each other a while.
00:10Yeah, Boston and a bunch of you all play against each other often.
00:12What is your room number?
00:14This is such a bad idea.
00:15You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:18A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:20Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:22My what?
00:22So what's my name going to be?
00:24Dream.
00:24How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:30What was that?
00:30Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:32What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:35No one is looking.
00:36You don't know that.
00:37Hollander, see you next season.
00:54Hollander, see you next season.
01:24Let's go!
01:26Let's go!
01:29I have your magic things.
01:32I hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:35I'm gonna get out soon.
01:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:43I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:50Good job.
01:52I'll give you a hand.
01:53A golden star
01:55You think you're clever
01:57Good God
01:59She took a break
02:01Made a mistake
02:03When she met Trevor
02:06Get lost forever
02:10Get lost forever
02:14Get lost forever
02:19You think I'm pretty
02:21You think I'm pretty
02:23You wanna fuck me
02:25Close it off, line back out on the ice for Boston
02:27Tomorrow we'll find it
02:28You'll be in the same way
02:30You'll be in the same way
02:31I gave your magic things
02:32I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:34I really wanna get out soon
02:38Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:42I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:46I know you're up at night
02:50Hunched over your phone like
02:53A tree at the top of the hill
02:56It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:00You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:07You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:09I'm standing in my light
03:11You're standing in my light
03:13You're standing in my light
03:15You're standing in my light
03:17You're sta-
03:19You're sta-
03:29You think I'm pretty
03:30You think I'm pretty cool
03:32You say you scare your most people too
03:36This is the real world, honey
03:39In spite of everything I guess there's just no city to
03:44You think I'm pretty cool
03:45Lil' fu-
03:46If it doesn't do
03:46You like the city to help it
03:47You're wearing the sameんな
03:57Where do you mean that's all?
04:00If it doesn'telt
04:02Yeah, I know
04:03Yeah, it would both love
04:04You should definitely use it
04:06A bit of a säger
04:08Yeah
04:12Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:24I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:26I fucking mean what I mean.
04:28They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:30The fuck does that mean?
04:32They do it to you all the time in Boston. You want to see it?
04:34No, thanks.
04:35Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:37Yeah, Mitty, don't be weird somewhere else.
04:40I'm not even now.
04:41Whatever you need, Captain.
04:44Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:50Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:55Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
04:58but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:02And how about that other team?
05:05Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:07He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:10Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:11No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:14Thanks, guys.
05:14Bye-bye.
05:15Thanks, guys.
05:20Thanks, guys.
05:24Bye-bye.
05:28Bye-bye.
05:42Transcription by CastingWords
06:12CastingWords
06:42CastingWords
07:12CastingWords
07:42wow nice place thanks i bought it a couple years ago but then this year i bought another one
07:57right next door i eventually might turn it into one place but for now i'm renting the next door
08:02went out mr businessman shut up mr landlord you asked no i didn't
08:24so what do you want me in the kitchen on the floor fuck you
08:30did your mom buy all these pillows no i hired someone a designer
08:42you think there is enough such an asshole i think maybe you like it
08:50and smell the cigarettes from here i had one you shouldn't be smoking and you shouldn't be talking
09:01come here no you come here no you come here no you come here
09:06it's the one it's the one
09:21i think this will be enough
09:31Wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:44Fuck off.
10:01Where were you?
10:09Please don't go.
10:17Please don't go.
10:24Oh, my God.
10:26Please don't go.
10:33He's okay.
10:35Hmm?
10:38Oh, my God.
10:42Oh, my God.
10:47Oh, my God.
10:50Oh, my God.
10:55He's okay.
10:56He's okay.
10:58He's okay.
11:02Okay.
11:03Hmm.
11:04It's you.
11:06It's you.
11:07It's you.
11:08Okay.
11:09It's you.
11:10It's you.
11:15It's you.
11:19It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:40Are you...
11:50Oh, God.
11:55What the hell?
12:10No, the bed's all dead.
12:20What?
12:22Shut up.
12:27It will show it now, okay?
12:40You killed me, Lunder.
12:54I'm dead.
12:56That was so fucking hot.
13:03Worth the wait.
13:10It's you.
13:13It's you.
13:17It's you.
13:19I should go.
13:21It's you.
13:27So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:31Oh, right.
13:34Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:39Yes.
13:40My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:43They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:50I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:53My father, yes.
13:55Maybe my brother, but who knows.
13:58Cool.
13:59Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:01I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:03Dreaming of what?
14:04Ron's medal?
14:06You fucking wish, dude.
14:07Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:15Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:18Such a good drink.
14:20Your cab is definitely here.
14:21Okay.
14:32Bye.
14:32Bye.
14:32Bye.
14:32Bye.
14:33welcome back to man in the crease your all-star hockey podcast for the first period we are four
14:46days into this year's winter games and there's already a contender for top story here in sochi
14:51a hard pill to swallow on all mice and especially for the young phenom ilia rosanov chosen as his
15:03country's captain
15:04all in there what's up motherfucker
15:34boys holy fuck can you believe russia be nice funny at least fucking must love you did you see that game
15:40yeah it was a straight up shit show a debacle hey what did ross say about it uh i don't know
15:46nothing to me that's for sure i think he knows canada has this in the bag uh-uh so you say this
15:51year baby we're fucking coming for you okay trust me you look great in silver vanni don't even stress
15:55oh good one
15:56does your room have that smell yes yes it does is it black mold because that's what jj thinks it is
16:06yeah he's probably right good news is we're not gonna be here alone all right so tonight we can
16:10do the men's short form figure skating here my buddy joe is in that program train together
16:13would you guys uh be cool to do that i'd love to show up for him hell yeah man show up for any dude
16:19is that brave what do you mean well i'm assuming your buddy might be gay i mean it's fucking brave
16:28for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like hey here's me russia is not safe for folks
16:34like that fucking balls of steel man
16:37yeah
16:52yeah
16:55yeah
16:59yeah
17:03Yeah!
17:04Whoo-hoo!
17:09Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:11Yeah, he did.
17:15I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:33Hey.
17:41I'm not here.
17:43No, I'm not.
17:45I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:48Fine. Go sit down.
17:53We hit...
17:54We are not anything.
17:57Go away, Hollander.
18:04Are you okay?
18:07Please, go.
18:09You didn't answer my text.
18:12No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:17Fine.
18:19Fuck.
18:20I'll be right back.
18:21You're right.
18:22I'll be right back.
18:23You're right.
18:24I'll be right back.
18:26I'll be right back.
18:28I'll be right back.
18:30You need to be in the office.
18:32Yes, my father.
18:34The minister wants to meet you today.
18:36It's not bad.
18:38It's a good thing.
18:40It's a good thing.
18:42It's a good thing.
18:44You have to be in the office.
18:46I'll be right back.
18:48You won't be right back.
18:50After the yesterdays you won't win...
18:53At Latvia.
18:55Latvia.
18:57And he still will be right back.
18:59How did you achieve it?
19:01Is it not so bad?
19:02It's not so bad, son.
19:03Well, it's not so bad.
19:05They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:08It's not a game of hell.
19:10It's a real shame.
19:11It's not a feeling of the hope you showed up in childhood.
19:14Now I'm playing better than when I am.
19:17Our team has been damaged, the team has played.
19:21Played?
19:22What is this American absurd?
19:24What is it played?
19:25You, captain, you make them played.
19:28You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:37Who is it to you?
19:41Your mother?
19:42She can't do it.
19:44She can't do it.
19:48No, dad.
19:52Mom died.
19:55You remember me?
19:58I was in your case.
20:02Where's Polina?
20:05In Moscow?
20:07Of course.
20:12We need to go to the night.
20:15We need to go to the night.
20:19To be able to meet the minister.
20:24Yes.
20:25Ready?
20:26Let's go.
20:27What is the chief of a night?
20:28That's what his chief of the day is.
20:29Do you know what he has done?
20:30What's he doing?
20:31He's going to fight.
20:32He's going to fight.
20:33I didn't get in for you.
20:34He's going to fight.
20:35He's going to fight.
20:36I'm going to fight.
20:37He's going to fight.
20:38He's going to fight.
20:39He's not allowed to go out.
20:41He has a prize for all of America.
20:43He's got to work.
20:44Good, good.
20:46You're too good for us.
20:48You're too good for us.
20:49But it's a problem with leadership.
20:51It's always a problem.
20:53Leadership.
20:54You're too much in the world.
20:58You're too much in the world.
21:00I'm too much talking.
21:03You're my angel.
21:04You're too much talking.
21:06Especially when it's about hockey.
21:09Only when we won't win, Papa.
21:11I'll go to her in a bar, and he needs one more cup.
21:16Look how she's going for you.
21:19From the same time.
21:22I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:25I want to drink.
21:28I'll have something more interesting.
21:39Hello?
21:47It's time for you.
21:52It's time for you, Sash.
21:59I think you've played well.
22:02I'd say thanks to you, but I know you didn't watch any of us.
22:05For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you have to avoid this.
22:11I sometimes blame him on me.
22:14When I understand what it costs, I blame him on me.
22:17In any case, it doesn't have any meaning to you.
22:20It doesn't have any meaning to me.
22:22Why did you decide that?
22:24My father...
22:25Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:27You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:31I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:36Really?
22:37Yes, it's true.
22:39Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:41But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:45I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:48This year?
22:49Yes, this year.
22:50Because I think he's traumatized.
22:55Why do you know everything?
22:57On the extra sense.
22:59And with your heart, you can't get defeated.
23:03We were standing at the team pretty well.
23:05We gave them a good job.
23:07Dushy.
23:08This is the vostro, but then you can win.
23:10You can win whoever's in the East.
23:14Chicago.
23:15Not that before.
23:16In the final, most of the time, it will be San Francisco,
23:19and they're good, but they're too young.
23:22Like this is right, you win my World Series for the World Series.
23:25more than I've been talking about sex.
23:31Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:33Tomorrow you'll need to be perfect.
23:37You'll need to be perfect.
23:38Yes, but you'll need to agree with us.
23:43We'll meet you in Boston.
23:46See you later.
23:52Well, what?
23:55How is Paris, Sasha?
23:58Wow, it's cool.
24:01I just love this place.
24:04Clubs? It's my head.
24:08The girls are just beautiful.
24:12And the boys?
24:15Well, you've seen the French boys?
24:20Yeah, Elia?
24:25Oh, my God.
24:30I'm nothing.
24:33You don't know anything,
24:36you don't lie,
24:38you don't laugh,
24:39you don't laugh in the answer.
24:45You were more fun.
24:52You remember?
24:55Here?
24:57Seriously?
24:58The danger was earlier.
25:00If you remember me,
25:01you're not mistaken.
25:02We're the children, Sasha.
25:04Yes.
25:05That's right.
25:06Yes.
25:07That's right.
25:08That's right.
25:09That's right.
25:10That's right.
25:11That's right.
25:12If you remember me,
25:13you're not mistaken.
25:17We're the children, Sasha.
25:21Yes.
25:22That's right.
25:23Yes.
25:24That's right.
25:25That's right.
25:26You're the children, Sasha.
25:27That's right.
25:28That's right.
25:29That's right.
25:30I'm sorry.
25:31You're the children.
25:32It's okay.
25:33No.
25:45Okay. I'll find a wedding.
25:50Okay.
25:52Okay.
25:59Okay.
26:02I was happy to see you.
26:04Okay.
26:20Captain's here.
26:22Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:25I just pulled them down. What am I supposed to do?
26:27I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:29Oh, my God.
26:30There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:33Okay. Playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:35That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:37Hollander, is that a rule?
26:39Unfortunately, it is.
26:40Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:42No, no. Fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:44Fuck you, Ajay.
26:45Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:47Stop!
26:48Boys, it's starting.
26:50Turn it up.
26:51It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:54As we speak, you know that Gilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:57Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:01A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:06He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:10Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:13Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:18I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:21I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:25Now, I only need one thing.
27:30I need to win.
27:34Here, at home, tonight.
27:38As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:42but I want to hear our fans.
27:44I want to hear them scream.
27:47I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:50I know you can do it.
27:53I've seen you fucking do it.
27:55I've seen every one of you do it.
27:57So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:02Because this is our fucking night.
28:06This is our fucking cup.
28:09Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:12We'll fuck you.
28:13I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:15Shane hates him the most.
28:16What?
28:17You hate Rosenhoff.
28:18Of course.
28:19But he's very good at acting.
28:21The best, probably.
28:22Eh, nah.
28:23You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:24Yeah.
28:25Okay?
28:26Not that animal shit show.
28:27Come on.
28:28Come on.
28:29Come on.
28:30Come on.
28:31Come on.
28:32Come on.
28:33Come on.
28:34Come on.
28:35Come on.
28:36Come on.
28:37Come on.
28:38Come on.
28:39Come on.
28:40Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:44And that is that.
28:45The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:49What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:51Ah.
28:52The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:55Leading his team in block shots.
28:57In shots against.
28:58And obviously, the final match.
29:02Legend of the match!
29:05Well, nice watch.
29:06They gave this year for free.
29:07What?
29:08No.
29:09No.
29:10No.
29:11No.
29:12No.
29:13No.
29:14No.
29:15No.
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29:56No.
29:57No.
29:58No.
29:59No.
30:00No.
30:01Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:06What?
30:07Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:10Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:19Great, give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:22No chance.
30:24And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:31I do not have a seat.
30:32Everyone is going to come to me.
30:33I do not have a seat.
30:34My name is Alexander and he's brought over into the light.
30:37I can't believe you.
30:39Give me the light.
30:40I can believe you are required.
30:41And every day, whatever you do, they are going to lead.
30:44You're, you're tough.
30:45I just injured it.
30:46I did not work.
30:47You did not work in any place, control the case of Sirius.
30:49A noble voice.
30:50And it is separate from the lights,
30:51All that work, caso Tent, you know?
30:52I knowÉlie will only be the one that I want to do.
30:54I knowÉlie will only be the one that I want to do.
30:56I knowÉlie will never over again.
30:57I knowÉlie will never be the one that I want to do.
30:58well
31:10what
31:13what the fuck do you want
31:15Rosenhoff
31:16you haven't answered a text from me in like six
31:19months
31:20you won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera
31:23pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:25clown show
31:26so yeah what the fuck do you actually want
31:29from me
31:30well
31:33I want you to suck my dick
31:38oh fuck you you are unbelievable
31:40you suck my dick
31:41maybe as nicely
31:57please
32:05if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:13you will have to ask nicer than that
32:15please get on your knees
32:21on this filthy bathroom floor
32:24and suck my dick
32:26please
32:29no
32:40what
32:44no
32:46we'll go back to our seats
32:49watch the rest of this boring show
32:52and then go to boring party after
32:54and then
32:56when you have been waiting all night
32:59you'll come back to my hotel room
33:01and I will maybe
33:03maybe
33:05do more than just suck your dick
33:07when did your english get so good
33:12I read the new yorker now
33:16really
33:17no
33:19the new yorker is boring
33:20my dad loves it
33:25ah
33:26so being boring is
33:28is genetic
33:29wow
33:30genetic
33:32let's make a deal
33:38if you win mvp tonight
33:41I will blow you
33:42fuck you
33:43whatever you want
33:44and if you win
34:02good luck coming
34:07good luck coming
34:07good luck coming
34:11good luck coming
34:21good luck coming
34:22good luck coming
34:24good luck
34:25good luck
34:26good luck
34:27good luck
34:28good luck
34:30good luck
34:31good luck
34:31good luck coming
34:31good luck coming
34:32good luck luck coming
34:32Congratulations.
34:56Now take off your clothes.
34:59You're such an asshole.
35:02You're such an asshole.
35:32You're such an asshole.
35:45What?
35:47It's a lot of windows.
35:49good now get on the bed
36:19this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:28touch yourself what show up for me i want to watch you
36:34you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:39i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:45no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:15do you want to know how it feels
37:26how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
37:36are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:02i need you what you know tell me
38:11you
38:15i need you
38:22i need you
38:29i need you
38:31i need you
38:33i need you
38:35i need you
38:46i need you
38:48i need
38:49i need you
38:50hi
38:52i me
38:53I don't know.
39:22There was something else.
39:29It's intense there.
39:36So are you heading back soon?
39:39Back.
39:41To Russia for the summit?
39:44Oh, yes.
39:51Why?
39:53What do you mean, why?
39:57Do you have to?
40:00There is no have to.
40:01It's home.
40:05Yeah, but I don't know.
40:08Is it safe?
40:11What do you mean, safe?
40:13I don't know.
40:14Do you even like it there?
40:25What difference does it make?
40:27A pretty big one, I think.
40:29I need to sleep.
40:38Oh?
40:40Yeah, me too.
40:41I should, uh...
40:42So, uh...
40:51I'm off.
40:55Goodbye, Hollander.
40:55I know.
40:56I know.
41:02But I don't know.
41:03I might have to talk about it upon you.
41:05It's that kind of...
41:06Whatever.
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