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00:00You're in our way
00:03New Bonfida
00:04Ciudad
00:06You couldn't stay
00:08You're in our way
00:10Que los forever
00:12Que los forever
00:16Que los forever
00:18Que los forever
00:20Que los forever
00:22Que los forever
00:32Let's go
00:34Good job, I'll give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God.
01:04She took a break, made a mistake, when she made a driver, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
01:34I'll give you magic things, I hope you're gonna get out soon, I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:41Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon, I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:48I know, I know, you're at the right, hushed over your phone like, a tree atop a hill, it's crooked from doing bad bites.
02:03You say, you're lost to seek all the power and delight, you're washed over heaven, you're standing in my light, you're standing in my light, you're sta-
02:22You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool, you say you're scared, you're lost people too.
02:37There's a real world, why me and me and me, I feel it, in spite of everything, I guess there's just no city, I feel it.
02:44Nice try, knock it out the way, good job.
02:49Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fuck him back.
03:10I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
03:12I fucking mean what I mean.
03:14They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
03:16The fuck does that mean?
03:18They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
03:20Uh, no thanks.
03:21Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus.
03:23Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
03:26Not even now.
03:27Whatever you need, Captain.
03:29Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
03:36Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
03:40Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game, but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
03:47And how about that other team?
03:49Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
03:51He had a hat-trick last week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
03:54Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
03:56Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
03:57Thanks guys.
03:58Mm-hmm.
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05:31Ah, this Montreal girl wakes you up, brother.
05:34Shut your idiot face, Marley.
05:36You're straight up blushing, Ross.
05:37Uh, no.
05:38Never in life have I blushed.
05:40Russians do not do this.
05:41Ha, ha, ha.
05:46He will murder me.
05:57Maybe.
05:59Get me.
05:59Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
06:07What the fuck?
06:08You were hard, weren't you?
06:10For how long?
06:10The whole game.
06:12You're such a fucking ass.
06:14You missed me, didn't you?
06:16I fucking didn't.
06:17And I still beat your ass.
06:19Oh, barely.
06:19Oh, nice place.
06:28Thanks.
06:29I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
06:34Right next door.
06:36I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
06:40Mr. Businessman.
06:42Shut up.
06:43Mr. Landlord.
06:45You asked.
06:46No, I didn't.
07:00So what do you want me?
07:02In the kitchen, on the floor.
07:05Fuck you.
07:10Did your mom buy all these pillows?
07:11No.
07:13I hired someone.
07:15A designer.
07:17You think there is enough?
07:19Such an asshole.
07:22I think maybe you'll like it.
07:25I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
07:27I had one.
07:28You shouldn't be smoking.
07:29You shouldn't be talking.
07:35Come here.
07:36No, you come here.
07:37No, you come here.
07:38No, you come here.
07:40No, you're right.
07:41No, you're right.
07:46No, you're right.
07:47No, you're right.
07:50You're right.
07:51I'm just going to jump through.
07:53I'm just going to catch you.
07:55Take care.
08:01Don't worry, it'll fit.
08:02Oh, shit.
08:13Wow, wow.
08:15We think this will be enough.
08:17Fuck off.
08:32Where were you?
08:40Please don't go.
08:47Please don't go.
08:54Oh, my God.
09:02He's okay.
09:19Oh, shit.
09:23He's still okay?
09:32It's you.
09:36It's you.
09:37Okay.
09:39It's you.
09:43It's you.
09:47It's you.
09:51He's still okay.
09:52He's all right.
10:02No.
10:15Are you...
10:17Oh, God.
10:25What the hell?
10:32Oh, God.
10:42Now the bed's all dirty.
10:44What?
10:46Shut up.
10:52We'll show it now, okay?
11:02Oh, God.
11:16You killed me, Linder.
11:18I'm dead.
11:20That was so fucking hot.
11:26We're the way.
11:32It's you.
11:34It's you.
11:36It's you.
11:38It's you.
11:40It's you.
11:41I should go.
11:49So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
11:53Oh, right.
11:56Your family must be happy there in Russia.
12:00Yes.
12:01My parents are pretty psyched for me.
12:03They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up before I am to watch every game.
12:10I bet your parents will be there, right?
12:13My father, yes.
12:15Maybe my brother, but who knows.
12:17Cool.
12:19Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
12:22Dreaming of what?
12:24Bronze medal?
12:26Fucking wish, dude.
12:28Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
12:34Go fuck yourself, Rosno.
12:37You're such a good drink.
12:39Your cab is definitely here.
12:50Bye.
12:51Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
13:02For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi Russia.
13:09What an embarrassing and embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
13:13A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
13:21All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
13:49Boys.
13:51Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
13:52Be nice, Fanny.
13:53Nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
13:54Did you see that game?
13:55Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
13:57A debacle.
13:58Hey, what did Ross say about it?
14:00Uh, I don't know.
14:01Nothing to me, that's for sure.
14:03I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
14:05Uh-uh.
14:06See what I say this year, baby? We're fucking coming for you.
14:07Okay.
14:08Trust me.
14:09You look great in silver, Fanny. Don't even stress.
14:10Oh, good one.
14:11Does your room have that smell?
14:15Yes, yes it does.
14:17Is it black mold?
14:18Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
14:20Probably right.
14:21The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
14:22Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
14:24My buddy Joe is in that program.
14:26We train together.
14:27Would you guys be cool to do that?
14:29I'd love to show up for them.
14:30Hell yeah, man.
14:31I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
14:34What do you mean?
14:36Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
14:40I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
14:43Hey, here's me.
14:45Russia is not safe for folks like that.
14:48Fucking balls of steel, man.
14:54The last 10 minutes.
14:56Five.
14:57So when you're back and you've got to be and I should be a sailor
15:01I should be a sailor.
15:09Man, you buddy fucking killed it.
15:13Yeah, he did.
15:16That's all.
15:17I wish I could.
15:20Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
15:21Yeah, he did.
15:22Yeah, he did.
15:26I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
15:45Hey.
15:46I'm not here.
15:52No, I'm not.
15:54I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
15:57Fine. Go sit down.
16:02We are...
16:03We are not anything.
16:05Go away, Holander.
16:13Are you okay?
16:15Please, go.
16:17You didn't answer my text.
16:20No, I did not answer your boring text.
16:22Now you go.
16:24Fine.
16:26Fuck.
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17:32You are always looking for someone who is guilty from childhood.
17:41Who did it to you?
17:44Your mother? She doesn't know how to do this.
17:51No, my father.
17:54My mother died.
17:58Do you remember her?
18:00I had your mother.
18:04Where are you?
18:07In Moscow?
18:10Of course.
18:14We need to go.
18:17In the evening.
18:21To be able to meet the minister.
18:25Ready?
18:27Let's go.
18:28Let's go.
18:29Let's go.
18:30Let's go.
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18:56Let's go.
18:58Let's go.
19:00Let's go.
19:01Let's go.
19:02You're my angel. You're always talking about too much, especially when it comes to hockey.
19:08Only when we're winning, Dad. I'm going to lead you in a bar, and he needs to be one cup.
19:15Look how it's been for you.
19:18From the same time.
19:21I'm an angel. It would be good if you would remember it.
19:24I want to drink.
19:26I'm going to be interested in it.
19:32Midnight.
19:37Midnight.
19:45I'm...
19:50Gotta stay, Sasha.
19:52I think you played bad.
19:55I would like to say, thank you, but I know you're not watching any of the game.
20:00but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
20:02For the person who has been a son of a coach for hockey,
20:05you're trying to avoid this.
20:08I sometimes pay attention to my opinion.
20:11When I see what it costs, pay attention to my opinion.
20:14In any case, it doesn't have a matter for you.
20:17It doesn't have?
20:18Why did you decide that?
20:19My father...
20:20Your father is a fool, who in any case will kill you.
20:23You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
20:26I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
20:32Really?
20:33Yes, it's true.
20:34Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
20:36New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
20:40I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
20:43In this year?
20:43Yes, in this year.
20:45Because I think he's traumatized.
20:49Why do you know everything?
20:51On the extra sense.
20:52Well, with the Travmitted Brotard, you don't have a chance to win this year.
20:56You've seen the team quite well.
20:59You've seen it.
21:00You've seen it.
21:01It's a Vostok, and then you can win.
21:04You can win whoever you want.
21:06In the South, Chicago.
21:08Not that much раньше.
21:09In the final, you'll probably win San Francisco.
21:12And they're good, but they're too young.
21:16And so you won't win this year.
21:17You won't win this year before, than I did with Satsun.
21:19No, thank you. It's time to sleep.
21:25You should be perfect.
21:28You should be perfect.
21:30You should be perfect.
21:32But you need to agree.
21:34We'll see you later.
21:36See you later.
21:38See you later.
21:44Well, what?
21:46How is Paris, Sasha?
21:49Wow, it's cool.
21:52I just love this place.
21:55Clubs?
21:57It's my head.
21:59Girls?
22:01It's just nice.
22:03And boys?
22:05Well...
22:07You've seen French boys?
22:10Right, Elia?
22:16God.
22:18You're not kidding.
22:20You're not like this.
22:22I'm not kidding.
22:24You're not joking.
22:26You're not joking.
22:27You're not Hearless.
22:29They're not joking.
22:31But...
22:32Before you...
22:34You were fun.
22:37Yes.
22:39I'm sorry.
22:51Are you here?
22:53Seriously?
22:55It was dangerous. It was before you.
22:59If you remember me, don't you?
23:04We're children, Sash.
23:06Yes, it's true.
23:15Let's go.
23:17Okay.
23:18Let's go somewhere.
23:21No.
23:31Okay.
23:33I'll find a wedding.
23:36Okay.
23:44Let's go.
23:47I was happy to see you.
23:48Captain's here.
23:49Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
23:57What am I supposed to do with this?
23:58I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
23:59Oh, my God.
24:00You said you could have a good home, Eddie.
24:02There's ginger ale on the fish.
24:04Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
24:06That's not a rule. You just made that up.
24:07Hollander, is that a rule?
24:08Unfortunately, it is.
24:09Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
24:11No, no, no, no.
24:12Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
24:13No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
24:14Fuck you, AJ.
24:15Just fucking do it, Hayden.
24:16Stop.
24:17Boys, it's starting.
24:18Turn it up.
24:19It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
24:20You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
24:22Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
24:24A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
24:25Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
24:27Oh, he's on a tear, scoring 10 goals over the past six playoffs.
24:29The first time they're in the NBA, the last game is a game.
24:31Oh, my God.
24:32Oh, my God.
24:33What is that?
24:34Is that a rule?
24:35Unfortunately, it is.
24:36Oh, my God.
24:37Oh, my God.
24:38Oh, my God.
24:39Oh, my God.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:41Oh, my God.
24:42Oh, my God.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:44Oh, my God.
24:45Oh, my God.
24:46Oh, my God.
24:47Oh, my God.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:49Oh, my God.
24:50Oh, my God.
24:51The league.
24:52Alright.
24:53Okay?
24:54Listen the fuck up.
24:55Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
24:59I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
25:02I don't need to think about that.
25:04That was yesterday.
25:05That was before.
25:06Now, I only need one thing.
25:10I need to win
25:14here at home tonight
25:17as much fun as it would be to go to california and humiliate them there but i want to hear
25:23our fans i want to hear them scream i want to fuck san francisco i know you can do it
25:33i've seen you fucking do it i've seen every one of you do it so leave it all the fuck out there
25:40tonight because this is our fucking night this is our fucking cup
25:49fucking fuck san francisco
25:52i can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup shane hates him the most
26:07what you hate rosanoff of course but he's very good at hockey the best probably uh
26:15nah you're the fucking best all-and-or okay not that animal that should show
26:20sucking russia and that is that the boston raiders are your mlh champions what a comeback story this
26:28year for ilia rosanoff the captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs leading his team in
26:33block shots
26:47well nice watch i gave this to you for free
27:09this year for free or what the fuck were you on five seconds yeah 25 seconds or even doing
27:16and now presenting the lord tower award i was busy was who
27:29but the most important thing is the friends we make along the way
27:33hey before we give out next award can i get a selfie with you what come on when will this ever
27:43happen again buddy okay fine but hurry up
27:52great give me your number i'll text them to you no chance
27:56and the lord talent award for more sportsman like player goes to
28:13and the lord talent award for more sportsman like player goes to you no chance
28:17What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
28:47You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
28:51You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then
28:54it's for some fucking clown show.
28:57So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
29:02Well?
29:03I want you to suck my dick.
29:07Oh fuck you.
29:08You are unbelievable.
29:09You suck my dick.
29:11Maybe as nicely.
29:23Please.
29:24If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you'll
29:41have to ask nicer than that.
29:43Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
30:04No.
30:05What?
30:06No.
30:07We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party
30:19after.
30:20And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room and I
30:27will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
30:33When did your English get so good?
30:38I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
30:41Really?
30:42No.
30:43The New Yorker is boring.
30:46My dad loves it.
30:49Ah.
30:50So being boring is, is genetic.
30:53Wow.
30:54Genetic.
30:56Let's make a deal.
31:01If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
31:08And if you win?
31:12Good luck tonight.
31:29Thank you very much.
31:45Get ready.
31:51You're in the last game.
31:52I'll draw the line as you're in the last game.
32:13Congratulations.
32:17Now take off your clothes.
32:19You're such an asshole.
32:49What?
32:51It's a lot of windows.
32:55What?
32:57It's a lot of windows.
33:01Good.
33:03Now get on the bed.
33:05Now get on the bed.
33:07Now get on the bed.
33:09Good.
33:11Now get on the bed.
33:15This is a good hotel.
33:17Very nice vodka.
33:19It's hard to find in America.
33:21It's hard to find in America.
33:22Okay.
33:23Touch yourself.
33:24What?
33:25Show off for me.
33:26I want to watch you.
33:27I want to watch you.
33:29You what?
33:30It's my special day, Hollander.
33:31I want to watch.
33:32I've never...
33:33No shit.
33:34Fuck you.
33:35Give me some vodka at least.
33:36No, no, no, no.
33:37Vodka is for after.
33:38It's your reward.
33:39Oh.
33:40No shit.
33:41No shit.
33:42Fuck you.
33:43Give me some vodka at least.
33:44No, no, no, no.
33:45Vodka is for after.
33:46It's your reward.
33:47Oh.
33:48No shit.
33:49No shit.
33:50No shit.
33:51No shit.
33:52No shit.
33:53Fuck you.
33:54I want to watch you.
33:55I want to watch you.
33:56I've never.
33:57No shit.
33:58Fuck you.
33:59Give me some vodka at least.
34:00No, no, no, no.
34:01Vodka is for after.
34:02It's your reward.
34:23Do you want to know how it feels?
34:40How it feels?
34:42Holding the cup.
34:44You fucking asshole!
34:45I can barely describe it.
34:47Oh my God, Hollander.
34:53Fuck.
35:10How are you going to fuck me?
35:12We will see.
35:16I need...
35:18What?
35:20You know, tell me.
35:23I need you.
35:26I need you.
35:53I need you.
35:59I need you.
36:02I need you.
36:03So Russia this year was something else.
36:33It's intense there.
36:43So are you heading back soon?
36:46Back.
36:47To Russia for the summer?
36:51Oh yes.
36:56Why?
37:00What do you mean why?
37:03Do you have to?
37:06There is no have to.
37:08It's home.
37:10Yeah, but I don't know.
37:13Is it safe?
37:16What do you mean safe?
37:18I don't know.
37:21Do you even like it there?
37:28What difference does it make?
37:31A pretty big one, I think.
37:34I need to sleep, huh?
37:44Yeah, me too.
37:45I should have.
37:47So I'm off.
37:55Goodbye Hollander.
37:58I'm close to you.
38:03I can't.
38:07Well.
38:07We can get up.
38:08Yeah, there is no matter.
38:10We can get to see you.
38:11I don't know.
38:41I don't know.
39:11Fuck.
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