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00:00Sebastian, firstly,
00:28I want you to know that this is a safe space,
00:31so do feel free to express yourself in whatever manner you see fit.
00:34Okay, thank you.
00:35I haven't finished yet.
00:38Now, you're here because of a problem at work.
00:40Is that right?
00:41Um, Sarah.
00:43Ah, a boy-meets-girl story.
00:46Well, it's not quite, uh...
00:49It's, uh...
00:51It's more of a long-distance thing.
00:53I do carry on.
01:02While I have a problem,
01:07I can't ever really seem to find the right...
01:12Um...
01:13Words?
01:14Words.
01:15And why the sudden urge to fix things now?
01:18And your not-so-secret sensor will be...
01:21Sebastian!
01:23Who's Sebastian?
01:26Sleep.
01:27Ssssssleep...
01:34Strong resistance to hypnosis.
01:36Seems like we're going to have to go the long way around, I'm afraid.
01:39The long way around.
01:40I have Parker.
01:41Great.
01:42Show him in.
01:43I'm sorry, send Tony.
01:44Isn't Christmas the most wonderful time of the year?
01:46Parker.
01:47Meet Sebastian.
01:48Hi, Seb.
01:49I can call you Seb, right, can't I?
01:51I was under the impression that this was a one-on-one session.
01:53Sebastian, the one shot you're guaranteed to miss is the one you never take.
01:56Take Parker here, for example.
01:58No one's experienced more heartbreak and loss than him.
02:00And yet he still wakes up swinging.
02:02But life is precious.
02:03And every day is a miracle.
02:06I have Tony.
02:07Great.
02:08Send him in.
02:09Best if I come back another day.
02:13Tony!
02:14Hey, Doc.
02:16I really don't know why these guys are looking at me.
02:19How does that make you feel, Tony?
02:21Make me feel?
02:22Like you want to kick his teeth in.
02:24Sebastian?
02:25I wasn't looking at him.
02:27I'm not looking at you, I'm just...
02:28You call me a lie.
02:29Oh, Tony, remember that in a moment of anger, a moment of patience...
02:32Saves us a moment of regret.
02:34Shall we continue with our game?
02:36I don't like your face.
02:39See, one of the things I do here, Sebastian, is I find out the beginning of the story.
02:43There's just a moment of regret.
02:45You think it starts with Sarah, but it does not.
02:47It starts with the tiny guy.
02:49You know, the little man.
02:51No, the little one living inside you.
02:55The one who tells you to keep your head down, stay in your lane.
02:58Well, in your case, your cubicle.
03:00And not take the shot!
03:11Hey, Doc.
03:12Your move.
03:13I have Max.
03:15Great.
03:16Show him in.
03:19I have Marcus.
03:21Tyler's here.
03:24Sorry.
03:27I promised myself I wasn't going to cry again today.
03:31Listen, I'm fine.
03:34My life is fine.
03:36I really should get going.
03:38Meg, I told you a hundred times you can't park a tank like that.
03:46You're blocking the other spaces.
03:48I never park straight in a tank fight.
03:50Meg, move the tank.
03:55Okay, fine. I'll move the tank.
03:57Oh, Sebastian. I know.
04:03Life can be unexpected at times.
04:05Chaotic even.
04:06Take these pool balls, for example.
04:08Look at them smashing into each other.
04:11Seems random, doesn't it?
04:12But you play that shot one thousand times
04:14and those balls will still hit each other at exactly the same point.
04:17Faked does not miss.
04:19Checkmate.
04:21Look, you have a choice.
04:22You could go back to work tomorrow
04:23and you could put in your noise-canceling headphones
04:25and disappear forever.
04:27Duck.
04:28What?
04:29Duck!
04:31Or you could stand up and take the shot!
04:41I moved the tank.
04:55Now take the shot.
04:56Hmm.
04:57Hmm.
04:58Hi, Sarah.
04:59Hi, Sebastian.
05:01Merry Christmas.
05:02Now, take the sh...
05:04Hi, Sarah.
05:20Hi, Sebastian.
05:22Merry Christmas.
05:25Oh!
05:26It's dank.
05:30It's an AMX.
05:32Thirteen-one-a-five.
05:37Two tank nerds.
05:41Hey, Doc.
05:42Doc?
05:48We wish you a Merry Christmas.
05:52We wish you a Merry Christmas.
05:55We wish you a Merry Christmas.
05:58And a Happy New Year.
06:02See you soon.
06:05We wish you a Merry Christmas.
06:08We wish you a Merry Christmas.
06:10And a Happy New Year.
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