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Fake Married to My Baby's Daddy Full Episode
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00:00Ma'am, our revenue this quarter has increased seven-fold compared to last year.
00:14Hello?
00:15We're at the hospital, and Noah is missing.
00:18What? Noah's missing?
00:20Where were you? Or his dad? Why weren't you guys watching him?
00:27Mother Peab lost.
00:30You better hurry up and find someone to marry. I won't give you the company until you do.
00:36Mom, I told you, I got my own firm because I don't want to just be handing a company just like that.
00:43Okay? What? No, okay, you know what? I'll just, I'll talk to you later, all right? Bye.
00:50Another please.
00:51Another please.
01:00Three.
01:31What the hell did I do?
01:38What the hell did I do?
01:40I'll be right there.
01:43Sending the controls by tomorrow, no excuses.
01:47Mr. Shaw, your heart report comes out very positive.
01:51Thank you so much.
01:52You're welcome.
01:53This is a $100 million deal. If you can't do this, I will find someone who can.
02:01Bye.
02:04Sorry.
02:06Hey, bud. Are you lost?
02:11Sorry.
02:13Noah, where have you been?
02:15I mean, why did you run off? Don't you know you have heart problems?
02:23Um, thank you for taking care of him.
02:34Oh, yeah, no, there's nothing. I was just coming around the corner.
02:38Actually, it's funny. I had heart problems, too, when I was a kid, so I know what he's going through.
02:46Hey, in the end, it'll just make our hearts bigger.
02:49Uh, I'm so sorry to ask, but have we met before?
02:58Um, I, I don't think so.
03:03You sure? You look really familiar.
03:06Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm sure.
03:14Will you be my dad?
03:16Oh.
03:16Uh, um, I don't...
03:19Will you be my dad?
03:34Uh, um, I don't...
03:36I'm sorry. I don't know what he's talking about.
03:39No, I'm sorry.
03:40My mom's awesome.
03:42Um, I, I'm so sorry about him.
03:49He thinks he's funny.
03:50Oh, no, it's okay.
03:52I'm gonna, I'm gonna call him.
03:53Yeah, I won't.
03:55Bye.
04:00He's not wrong.
04:04Finally got time to see me, Mr. CEO.
04:08Well, well, I've got time for you.
04:12The, uh, report from my heart came up today.
04:15Oh?
04:16It's great.
04:19So, uh, that means...
04:21That means getting married moves up in the schedule.
04:24Ditch your small firm and take over the family business.
04:28And then I can finally retire.
04:30I mean, I love my mom, but have you ever thought of just giving her what she wants?
04:52Well, what she wants is me to marry a rich girl to benefit the family business.
04:58But, man, I just want to marry someone who loves me for me.
05:02I just want a guy who actually cares about me.
05:04And not because I'm the CEO of a big company.
05:11Kate, there's a hot guy who just looked at me.
05:15And I think you're being cute.
05:18No, I think he's looking at me.
05:20Oh, come on.
05:24You haven't dated in four years since you broke up with Ryan.
05:28And you're constantly giving this no-man-allowed wives around you.
05:33So, watch me.
05:34Excuse me.
05:45Will you marry me?
05:53I mean, you don't have to.
05:57Uh, no.
05:58I'll marry you.
05:59What?
06:00I said I'll marry you.
06:04Are you sure?
06:06I'm just an assistant.
06:08I don't have any money.
06:09And I'm a single mom.
06:10I'm a six-year-old.
06:11Oh, oh.
06:11So, you mean.
06:12I'm positive.
06:13All right?
06:13I mean, as long as you're okay with marrying a husband that has a heart condition, who could
06:18please die in a moment.
06:20Besides, I'm a normal, working-class citizen, too.
06:24Nothing special about me.
06:25But all I want is to share my life with someone I love.
06:31Okay, then.
06:33Courthouse?
06:34Tomorrow.
06:3610 a.m.?
06:37All right.
06:43So, this is the solution to your mother's request?
06:46Yes.
06:47She asked.
06:49Why not?
06:50I know.
06:51Hey.
06:52Hello, this is assistant.
06:54What?
06:56He's cute.
06:57And no one needs a dad.
06:58No one needs a dad.
07:04I can't believe I have a dad now.
07:16Hey.
07:20Oh.
07:24I'll be sure to visit myself.
07:26Hey.
07:26Um.
07:27um how about we move in together what already yeah i mean why not we just got married and
07:35yes dad can come and stay with us mom has a huge i have a huge mess of a house so
07:44i should go back and pack first text me your address my address all right
07:51hey gavin i need a quick favor i need to know where my cheapest house is now
08:09welcome wow i guess you're not as poor as i thought
08:14i thought you lived in an apartment or something damn it why don't i think of an apartment wow
08:23our house is much bigger than this maybe make sure you brat
08:30you little brats our apartment is like the size of this living room it's always been a stream to
08:38live in a big house noah we can't let daddy know that we have money okay we have to see if daddy
08:47actually loves us get ready for bed theo found them so fascinating that he told vincent to try his luck
08:58as a painter that advice not only changed so this is what it's like to have a family
09:08so
09:21oh sorry i didn't mean to intrude noah wants you to read him a bedtime story me it'll be your first mission
09:29as a father
09:38there he missed his long walks in the fields and the company of those that he loved the
09:42most it took him almost four years to get his wish no matter how much he wanted to
09:47and then
09:52these things do work
09:53what
10:02what
10:03what sorry i i i need to go to bed now all right yeah sorry
10:10come on caitlyn you have to take this slow you gotta focus jason this is all just a show for your mother
10:25what's wrong i had a nightmare and could you come sleep with my bed tonight
10:38dad
10:46hey hey noah you okay
10:52i had a nightmare i had a nightmare can you sleep in my bed tonight yeah yeah of course
10:58course
11:00i'm tired
11:04all right you'll be safe now okay
11:12no more nightmares
11:23no
11:36no no no we didn't i i don't i don't think so
11:43wait i wasn't drunk last night noah noah had a nightmare
11:48he had a nightmare he came in my room and he
11:53no
11:55i'm sorry jason i didn't know that noah was gonna do that
11:59it's okay this is the harmless prank morning sir sir
12:05wait is this your car no no no no hey
12:16gavin's just being polite he's the assistant of the boss and uh i'm driving him to the boss
12:23this is the boss's car uh we got a meeting so anyways i'll see you tonight honey take care buddy
12:31bye bye
12:39i'll be right there and push hard the mei group can't lose to the dawson group
12:44boss the mei group's making a move on the big bid they're our biggest competitors right now
12:49all right we'll find out who the ceo is and uh maybe we can use it to our advantage right away
12:54by the way how do you start this thing oh it's that one sir
13:01no no no that one oh oh this one yeah yeah no no no no
13:07noah
13:18hey buddy everything okay today's career day at school i want dad to come oh uh
13:26you want me to go with you to career day yes please all right um yeah i'd love to what school do you go to
13:34greenwood elementary greenwood isn't that an expensive private school
13:42okay yeah sure i'll uh i'll be there soon all right you like watches right
13:49no come on noah it's career day at school right yeah but so what you're not my dad okay
13:56no way okay that's very disrespectful you should watch your tone for one i don't know who's been
14:01raising you but okay bye next time hey dad you're finally here yeah who's that guy
14:12no one important anyways uh show me around career day don't see why not
14:17what do you want to be probably a fashion designer
14:26how was it today it went so well dad told the whole class how cool it is being a driver
14:31he gets to travel all over the world for his job that's really cool no why don't you go wash your hands
14:38i'm really glad you went with him today i haven't seen noah that happy in a really long time it's my
14:55pleasure really but uh you know i couldn't help but notice greenwood is a very expensive school
15:02i mean how are you affording all this i just put all my money into his tuition you know education is
15:09really important i'm so sorry i mean it must be hard being a single mom and all but hey you know what
15:19i'll chip in for my wife okay we're together thank you i'm already really grateful for you letting me stay here
15:32i'm hungry which restaurant it's cheaper cooking at home jason keep in mind caitlin you don't have
15:42money let's go something
15:52okay hey stop stop let me do this
16:02great we'll eat next year
16:13we need more flour
16:16yeah
16:30yeah actually i know a fairly cheap wrestling we can go to let's go my tree
16:33I know a fairly cheap restaurant you can go to.
16:35Let's go. My treat.
16:37Yeah?
16:50A bowl of soup for $65.
16:54This is the fairly cheap restaurant you were talking about.
16:57Uh...
16:58And garlic eggplant for $85.
17:01This place is so fancy. How are we gonna afford it?
17:04Hey, sir! Welcome!
17:06I didn't know you were coming.
17:08Hey!
17:09Who's this?
17:10And why is he so polite to you?
17:12This is, uh, my friend, Mark.
17:15He happens to be the owner of this place, actually.
17:18And Mark, let me introduce you to my wife, Caitlin.
17:21Enchantée, mademoiselle.
17:23Very soft hands.
17:25Oh, yes, uh, me and Jason, we go way, way, way back.
17:31Uh...
17:32Did you know he saved my life once?
17:34Yeah.
17:35And that's why we're very tight-tight, right?
17:37Oh, yeah. Tight.
17:39But not that tight, but...
17:41Yeah, not that tight, but...
17:42Wait, so...
17:43How did you save his life?
17:49How did you save his life?
17:53Mom, I'm so hungry.
17:55Can we order yet?
17:57Absolutely.
17:58Yes.
17:59Let's get food.
18:00Noah, what would you like?
18:01Oh, sir.
18:02May I suggest, uh, for la mademoiselle,
18:05de escargot cuir au beurre, persier, aïe, et fuine herbe.
18:10Delicious for making out.
18:12That sounds lovely.
18:14I'll have this, this, this, and this.
18:18Ooh, excellent choix, petit garçon.
18:21Well...
18:23Right away, sir.
18:25Enjoy your evening.
18:26And, pour commencer, to start,
18:28three fireball shots on me,
18:30because everything's on the house right now.
18:39Oh, that was really good.
18:42Yeah, way better than Mom's cooking.
18:45You rat!
18:49Thank you for today.
18:51Yeah, my pleasure.
18:53My pleasure.
18:54So...
18:55How are you gonna repay me?
18:56Hmm?
19:05Mom!
19:06What are you doing here?
19:07I told you I'd come and check on my daughter-in-law, didn't I?
19:10Oh, you're so pretty.
19:14I mean, she is the future boss lady of our family business.
19:21Family business?
19:25Family business?
19:26Oh!
19:27Yeah, she just means, um, a small liquor store that she calls the family business.
19:31Yeah.
19:32Um, anyways, while she's going around, can you get us some water?
19:36Sure.
19:37Yeah.
19:38Mom, Kayla just know we have money.
19:40Oh.
19:41Okay, as far as she knows, I'm just a personal driver, so don't spell the beans.
19:44What, are you insane?
19:45What's insane?
19:46What's insane?
19:47Uh, I'm broke.
19:50Yeah, that's what's insane.
19:53These designer clothes are the only things I've left.
19:57So can I stay with you guys for a few days?
20:00Oh, of course.
20:03We have spare rooms, right?
20:06Right, honey?
20:07Yeah.
20:08Uh, mi casa es tu casa.
20:12I'll sleep in that room.
20:17I'll get it.
20:22Dad!
20:23How did you find me?
20:27What?
20:28Why have you asked Sophia that I don't even know you were married?
20:31And why are we in such a small house?
20:33Shh, shh, shh.
20:34My husband doesn't know I'm a CEO.
20:37I'm an assistant.
20:39Remember?
20:40Good thinking, honey.
20:41Then you'll know if it's true love.
20:46This is my dad, Joe.
20:49And this is my husband, Jason.
20:52Hey, nice to see you.
20:54And his mother, Mary.
20:55The whole family's here.
20:57Yes, yes, yes.
21:00So, where do I sleep?
21:02I mean, I recently broke and I lost my apartment.
21:07So...
21:14I'll sleep on the floor tonight.
21:17Are you sure?
21:18You didn't sleep with Noah.
21:19I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
21:20Oh, no.
21:21It's okay.
21:22I'll find a place for my mom first thing in the morning.
21:25Here.
21:28Hey, kids.
21:29Just checking if you needed any water or anything before sleeping.
21:35You guys aren't sleeping separately, are you?
21:37No.
21:38No.
21:39No.
21:40It's just in case I fall off the bed.
21:44Yeah, and I kick in my sleep.
21:50Good night, kids.
21:51Night.
21:52Night.
21:56I feel like a spy right now.
21:57I'm pretty good at it, Mrs. Smoot.
22:11Wait, wait, wait.
22:12Noah's here.
22:14We shouldn't...
22:16It's just a kiss.
22:17It's okay.
22:19Right.
22:20A kiss.
22:21That's...
22:22That's my aunt.
22:24He's still asleep.
22:27Mom.
22:28Dad.
22:29I'm still awake.
22:30You know what?
22:31I'm gonna go hang out with Grandpa.
22:45Taylor.
22:49Taylor.
22:53Good night, wife.
22:57Good night.
22:58Don't worry, they're sleeping in the same bed together.
23:28Don't worry, they're sleeping in the same bed.
23:58Don't worry, they're sleeping in the same bed.
24:28Don't worry, they're sleeping in the same bed.
24:58power here well not yet give it a few weeks right and i'll put in a good word for you
25:04in exchange all i ask is that you give me another chance i don't need your help
25:10yeah okay but i can help you uh yeah what's up
25:22how dare you do you know who i am whoever you are i'll make sure you regret your parents ever
25:28meeting hey my uncle knows the cousin who knows the owner
25:37idiot
25:40you okay yeah i'm fine do you do you know him or sort of he's my ex we broke up a long time ago
25:53is she the father of no no of course not honestly i don't know who noah's father is
26:02it was a very long time ago wait are you jealous of ryan
26:14jealous no why would i be jealous
26:18uh no what are you doing here anyways um i could ask you the same thing why why are you here
26:27you dug my own grave there well uh my boss is here to talk about investments with the owner um i drove
26:35him here me too um my boss is here for investments we're supposed to pitch our project for the bidding
26:41today okay well i'll leave you to it then and uh if that jerk ever comes around call me thank you
26:48hey hey caitlin yeah good luck
27:01miss green welcome thank you mrs goldens i brought my presentation on a drive so i can show you our grand
27:14plan
27:23i know it's in here where hey look i know you're trying to get an investment from the boss
27:29and i can help you let's see how you beg for my help after you fail your presentation and by then
27:36you'll have no choice but to get back with me that was truly remarkable and i bet you couldn't have
27:49done that presentation any better if you had that drive thank you and i sincerely hope we get to work
27:56together you found my drive i did did my ex have it uh what hey where did you come from that uh that was
28:21there when i got here huh you know i can smell your scheme for a mile away all right do yourself a favor
28:30and stay away from my wife uh let's say i got it from a rabid dog anyways looks like you didn't eat it
28:39apparently my wife's awesome thank you it's nice to know that i could have been saved yeah hey uh where's
28:48your boss wasn't this an important meeting um yeah she had a emergency come up so i have to step in
28:55in fact um she needs help with that emergency so i'll see you tonight
29:08i think i actually might be in love with jason isn't that a good thing
29:11i'm just scared you know ever since ryan he was nice to me even to noah
29:24once he found out i had a little money he cheated on me but this time jason doesn't know about your money
29:32so focus on what really matters your heart not your bank account
29:46hey hey are you okay
29:51i knew that was one too yeah you did huh okay
29:54hey i need to get you to the bedroom come on come on come on okay you're okay all right
30:06sorry
30:24you know i'm i'm actually really rich and i have a much bigger house than this really
30:51it's funny it's funny i've wanted to tell you for a while but i've wanted to like come on and
31:00i was thinking that together i mean maybe we could
31:05caitlin
31:08right
31:09yeah
31:15miss me jason
31:16what are you doing here how'd you get in well i figured since you didn't take the keys back
31:26i'd still have your heart okay give those back right we're over i made this very clear
31:32come on jason what does that caitlin bitch have that i don't
31:36you're starters she's honest and genuine unlike you
31:42genuine do you even know who that little brat's father is
31:49she'll tell me that she's ready all right now get out of my house
31:56all right
31:57but just one last drink
32:03a drink
32:08to all the grudges
32:13if this will make you laugh
32:14i'm happy now oh oh sorry i can't really see that well now
32:29nope
32:44did i say anything to him when i was drunk
32:58that kiss was pretty good though maybe i should i should tell him how i feel
33:04jason i have something to tell
33:21caitlin caitlin oh my god caitlin wait hold on
33:34what are you doing here aren't you leaving your little girlfriend hanging no no no it's not
33:45what you think right she's my ex we broke up like three years ago because that makes sense
33:50why she's in your room in the middle of the night she had the keys to come in or something and
33:53she drugged me right yeah you have to leave me because that happens to everyone look what it
33:59sounds crazy i know but i'm sorry okay seriously
34:06i want to leave you jason
34:10i really do
34:14not today
34:18i was i was going to tell you that maybe we're just not meant to be together
34:25i'll leave with noah tomorrow
34:42more wine
34:48why don't you love me
34:49and also we heard miss golden was very fond of the mei's group's proposal jason jason are you
35:13listening no sorry oh man i was you should really go find her yeah i mean i don't know if she'll
35:24even want me though hold on a sec hello
35:31what no one's been kidnapped
35:43what are you doing here i was told noah's kidnapped so i came here i was told to come alone no cops
35:52me too
35:54all right you wait here i'll go in and see what they want wait wait no this is too dangerous
36:00i'll go in you go around back get noah out and if you want a ransom i got it all right fine i'm going
36:06i'm going together i want us both here for a reason right okay yeah let's go
36:25noah care to explain what's going on here
36:28noah care to explain what's going on here don't blame noah it was our idea you just thought you guys
36:39needed a little push and it worked you guys are both here aren't you mom this is too much i mean even for
36:47what's going on here i don't know what's going on here i don't know what's going on here i don't know what's going on here
36:53i'm sorry about alice okay i never should have trusted her
36:57can you give me another chance
36:58i'm sorry too i'm so used to being a single mom and not trusting anyone but i i will learn to trust you i promise
37:18you're welcome by the way
37:29jason did you make these sure did this this is yours my love mom try them
37:42it's good it's really good i thought you didn't know how to cook i didn't until uh i learned how to
37:51make noah's favorite breakfast for his birthday how did you know his birthday was today
37:57and we should know these things
38:01hey i'm eating here
38:04here draw this the eggs i'm very proud of these
38:08see what i'm saying really good oh yeah
38:16look at this honey
38:24all right thank you
38:28ah hello
38:29what are you stalking me now of course not i'm here for the boy's birthday
38:39i'm sure this uh peasant can't afford anything good for your birthday
38:42so tell me what do you want and i'll get it for you really really well i've always wanted a toy gun from there
38:52there
38:53uh yeah you don't want to know like stuffed animal candy you know something like that
38:58um no a gun for the antique store yeah
39:03great yeah i was thinking the same thing all right let's uh go yeah let's go let's go happy birthday
39:12this is our masterpiece handiwork it costs twenty thousand dollars
39:20i thought it'd be more oh uh one sec
39:27hello yeah
39:28you need me to sell the deal for you oh yeah i'll be there right away all right
39:41um are you still interested um uh look around a bit more i can't get it now but maybe i can
39:54come back for it later gavin can come get it later i'll say it's from my rich friend oh i've seen
40:00so much of your kind can't afford anything but still expect the service losers yeah you don't
40:07not be so rude about it i have no obligation to protect your stupid ego if you can't afford it
40:12you can just leave don't make me call security poor little kids with parents like yours and no shame
40:19all right you know what i'll take it
40:27i knew you two were big shots such a perfect match i'm just gonna take these and i'll split it half and
40:33half if that's all right how how do you have that card uh my my friend is rich and uh well you know mark
40:48mark yeah i saved his life once how do you have yours oh um it's my boss's um just in case i have to
40:58book a flight or something oh hey hey there's something i have to tell you you go first thank you for
41:09shopping with us
41:16so how do you like your gun love it what are you gonna do with it
41:28okay hello jason alice what are you doing here i just wanted to say hi and then this
41:46bitch tripped me on purpose do you really think i'm gonna keep falling for your tricks ever since i knew
41:51you nothing honest ever left your mouth oh my god right and i forgot she's so much better right
41:56and she's nothing but a gold digger with a little brat on her tail we don't need this one guys let's go
42:05question why'd you call caitlin gold digger yeah but she's just after the ceo dawson group down
42:22who the hell are you anyway uh
42:25uh i have an idea that can get us where we both want
42:49hello hello miss green this is emma the ceo assistant of dawson's group
42:55the dawson group yes ma'am on behalf of the dawson's group we would like to formally invite the nei
43:02group to a meeting to discuss the potential collaboration on the goldens bidding project
43:07please let me know what's your earliest convenience if this opportunity is of interest to you yeah i'm
43:12interested great thank you so much we will arrange a time as soon as possible bye bye
43:32jason the nei group just called they want to discuss a potential collaboration
43:36really well i guess collaborating would induce more profits and competing we'll see why not
43:52how do i look
43:53you look fantastic special occasion today nothing in particular what about you you look handsome
44:06going on a date i wish no my boss has a important meeting today with the clients mine too
44:14well i hope your day goes well
44:27what are you doing here i'm i'm i'm here too you're the ceo of dawson group
44:47so you lied to me about who you are i've been wanting to tell you this whole time but did you
44:56just marry me to get information about the company what of course not how could you use me like that
45:02and noah i can say the same thing about you you lied to me too yeah i did that to protect myself
45:07and my son what's a grown bachelor's excuse i'm human too okay i've been lied to hurt betrayed
45:14everything i think you should just calm down and think this through so you're blaming me now am i
45:19too emotional for you not calm enough for you that's not what i'm saying but i think someone set us up
45:25to break us apart well congratulations to whoever because they succeeded no no caitlin we love each
45:34other okay let's let's get past this past the point our love is everything
45:44okay i've been worried sick why didn't you take my calls ryan i'll make sure you suffer for crossing me
46:14oh jason i told you that that doesn't deserve you let me help you forget about her don't think i don't
46:32know it's you we need to focus on you a little bit
46:46okay
47:00Caitlin, I'm so sorry.
47:16I just want to say I feel the same way.
47:25Oh, my God, Noah!
47:27Noah?
47:28What happened?
47:30I'm going to say you're in the hospital right now.
47:50Noah needs a blood transfusion now.
47:53But we're out of type A blood.
47:55Are either of you type A?
47:56I'm type A.
47:58And I'm not bloodletters.
48:00Follow me.
48:14Are you out of your mind?
48:16I said non-direct relatives, didn't I?
48:18Do you realize what could have happened if we'd given your blood to Noah?
48:21Wait, wait.
48:22I'm his stepfather, right?
48:23When I'm a blood blade.
48:24Yeah.
48:24Is this a joke?
48:26Read the file.
48:27You're his biological father.
48:30What?
48:37I'm sorry.
48:39We didn't know.
48:39How's Noah now?
48:42Well, thank God a nearby hospital had some type A blood that we had expedited here directly.
48:47And Noah is going to be all right.
48:51So, you're the guy that I met at the bar seven years ago.
49:01And that's why Noah has the same heart condition I do.
49:05I didn't know.
49:07I looked for you, you know?
49:09For the last seven years, I mean, pretty good at hiding your tracks, clearly, but...
49:14This can't be real.
49:16Hey.
49:16It's real.
49:20And I'm happy.
49:26You're not surprised?
49:29Of course not.
49:30I knew he was my dad the first time I saw him.
49:33When will you just be a kid already?
49:37Caitlin, I am really sorry for not being there for you the last seven years.
49:42I know that I might not be able to make it up to you completely, but I can promise you
49:48that I'm here now, and I will do everything I can to be there for you and Noah.
49:53I'm sorry, too.
49:55You were right.
49:57Nothing matters as long as we love each other.
50:00Did you just say you loved me?
50:04Maybe.
50:12Sir, we increased our revenue by 5% ever since we launched our new design.
50:30Well done.
50:31Arrange a meeting to discuss the plan for the next quarter.
50:33Yes, sir.
50:42So you're playing the CEO game again.
50:46Come on, Dad.
50:47It's not a joke anymore.
50:48We're actually making profits now.
50:50Low-key, you should just hand over your company to me and go retire so you can be with Mom.
50:55Yeah, yeah.
50:56Someone's getting a little carried away.
50:58I'm serious.
50:59You should give me your company as well.
51:01You little brat.
51:02How can I happen?
51:03I'm serious.
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