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A long forgotten ancient spacecraft discovered on Earth. Investigations carried out by Scout transport her to the moon whereupon she meets the impressive machines preserving the wisdom of that long lost civilization.
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00:00:32No, no.
00:00:34My God.
00:00:38You ever give me a f***?
00:00:40Maya!
00:00:46Holy crap.
00:01:00Who is she?
00:01:14What is the history behind this magnificent sculpture, recently unearthed on the plains of Arizona, in the arid lands of the Navajo Nation?
00:01:26How old is she?
00:01:30She, it, does not conform to any known remnants of Navajo history, and the tools needed to construct her suggest a civilization previously unknown, one that may have existed before the dawn of known history.
00:01:46And with your generous commitment, we will hopefully unlock this beautiful enigma and find out what secrets she has hidden.
00:01:59Are there any questions?
00:02:01The young lady in the corner, Miss Sharon Christine Turner, I believe?
00:02:07Scout.
00:02:09Scout.
00:02:11Any plans for tonight, Professor Allen?
00:02:13Well, I'm so glad you asked that.
00:02:17I'm glad you're glad.
00:02:18Because I have very important plans.
00:02:20I'm very intrigued.
00:02:22As you should be, because they are surprisingly devised very cleverly with you as the focal point.
00:02:30I am surprised and intrigued. Please elaborate.
00:02:34They are, to wine, dine, and just perhaps a deuce.
00:02:44Just perhaps.
00:02:45My most trusted colleague, Miss Sharon Christine Turner.
00:02:51Scout.
00:02:53Scout.
00:02:56I like, I like.
00:02:58Really? Which part?
00:03:04The dying part. This girl is starving.
00:03:08Yeah?
00:03:13So what do you think?
00:03:14Sushi.
00:03:16No.
00:03:18About our little show and tell.
00:03:20You think it'll get them excited?
00:03:22Make them cough green?
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24No problem.
00:03:25How could they refuse someone so irresistibly lickable?
00:03:34I am truly irresistible.
00:03:39But you gotta change that part about hopefully discovering the truth.
00:03:43How so?
00:03:44To we will discover the truth. Be positive, young man.
00:03:47Ah, no can do, my gal.
00:03:49You know us serious academic types.
00:03:52Like you?
00:03:54Like me.
00:03:56Can't make those kinds of promises.
00:03:59And what kind can you promise me, Professor Daniel Allen?
00:04:02Oh, serious time now?
00:04:06Maybe.
00:04:08Ah.
00:04:09Okay.
00:04:14Well I, Daniel Allen, promised a scout that I will forever...
00:04:23Be saved by the bell.
00:04:28Only reprieved.
00:04:29Hey Brian.
00:04:33Danny.
00:04:34You calling me from your big deal secret location?
00:04:38That I am, my man.
00:04:39And is this the call?
00:04:40The holy shit one you promised me?
00:04:43Uh, no, amigo, no.
00:04:44This is the, the call saying that, uh, holy shit's not happening tonight.
00:04:48You know, I'm starting to think that just maybe, you don't have that world-changing discovery that's gonna finally put you on top.
00:04:54No, no, no, no.
00:04:56It's for real.
00:04:57Okay?
00:04:58Now stop to the top.
00:04:59Don't you doubt that.
00:05:00Oh, I won't.
00:05:01Cool.
00:05:02For now.
00:05:03Trust me.
00:05:04It's way bigger than your mystery woman statue.
00:05:06So you say.
00:05:07It's so I say.
00:05:09But, um, there's been a delay.
00:05:12All right?
00:05:13It's out of my hands.
00:05:14Sorry.
00:05:15Okay?
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:17I'm still starting to doubt you.
00:05:18It'd be worth the wait, pal.
00:05:19I promise you.
00:05:20Oh, boy.
00:05:21Oh, boy.
00:05:22Yeah.
00:05:23Uh, you might want to be watching CNN tonight.
00:05:26Really?
00:05:28Really?
00:05:30Okay.
00:05:31Might.
00:05:32Take care, Brian.
00:05:36Carter.
00:05:37Calling from who knows where.
00:05:39Ooh, about who knows what?
00:05:40Yep.
00:05:41Still trying to outshine you?
00:05:43Yeah, maybe.
00:05:44But now we can directly proceed to the wine, dine, and seduce.
00:05:52Oh, boy.
00:05:53Oh, boy.
00:06:02It's the greatest discovery since, uh, man went to the moon.
00:06:06Shit.
00:06:07Shit.
00:06:08This sucks.
00:06:09Asshole.
00:06:10Okay.
00:06:11All right.
00:06:12Something better.
00:06:13Something better.
00:06:14Something better.
00:06:15Don't be afraid.
00:06:16Be cool.
00:06:22Hi.
00:06:23I want a big hi right back at you, Mr. Carter.
00:06:26Yeah.
00:06:27Uh...
00:06:28Sorry.
00:06:29I was expecting someone else.
00:06:31Yeah, I know.
00:06:32The alphabet boys.
00:06:33Oh.
00:06:34ABC, NBC, CNN.
00:06:35Oh.
00:06:36Yeah.
00:06:37Kinda.
00:06:38Yeah.
00:06:39Kinda.
00:06:40No, please don't be embarrassed.
00:06:41I completely understand.
00:06:42But before you get your 15 minutes, I w...
00:06:45We, uh, were sent to make sure that your incredible, uh...
00:06:50Discovery.
00:06:51Discovery, thank you, is what you say it is.
00:06:55No offense, I hope.
00:06:56No, no.
00:06:57Not at all.
00:06:58None taken.
00:06:59I'd probably do the same if somebody told me that they had a...
00:07:03But it's for real.
00:07:04Oh, I certainly hope so.
00:07:06I'm...
00:07:07No doubt whatsoever.
00:07:08It's crazy.
00:07:09And as whacked out as it sounds, I mean, this is the genuine article, Mr.
00:07:12Contral.
00:07:13But...
00:07:14Richard, please.
00:07:15And this is Nicole.
00:07:17My...
00:07:18Facilitator.
00:07:20Hi.
00:07:21Hi.
00:07:23All right.
00:07:24Richard.
00:07:25Right this way.
00:07:26Right this way to the greatest discovery since...
00:07:29Microwave popcorn.
00:07:31Shit.
00:07:32That is wonderful.
00:07:33Alphabet time now.
00:07:34Richard.
00:07:35See, we had to, uh...
00:07:36We had to cut away about 2,000 tons of ore, uh, when they...
00:07:52I...
00:07:53I found it.
00:07:54Uh...
00:07:55See, at first I thought it was just a new strata.
00:07:57But when I got closer and I saw what those taco boys were digging up, I...
00:08:01made them clear out fast.
00:08:02Good for you, Brian.
00:08:03Yeah.
00:08:04Yeah.
00:08:05I mean, there's no way I wanted to...
00:08:06You're chattering away about this.
00:08:10Nor would I.
00:08:11Look at it.
00:08:12It doesn't look brand new.
00:08:14Like...
00:08:15Like it could've been made yesterday.
00:08:16It does indeed.
00:08:18There's not a scratch on it.
00:08:20I mean, it's gotta be over 14,000 years old.
00:08:23Really?
00:08:2414,000?
00:08:26How on earth would you know that?
00:08:29Well, age of the ore around it.
00:08:32Well, that's when the geog...
00:08:34Um...
00:08:35Geologists think it collapsed on it.
00:08:38Here, look.
00:08:40We use hieroglyphics.
00:08:42And that's...
00:08:43That's no language I've ever seen.
00:08:45That is incredible.
00:08:48You think that's incredible?
00:08:50Wait till you hear the most incredible part.
00:08:53Look.
00:08:54You know what I think we got here?
00:08:56The suspense is killing me, Brian.
00:09:02This isn't some old Indian piece of junk.
00:09:04No.
00:09:05What we got here is an alien spaceship.
00:09:08An ancient alien spaceship.
00:09:10I'm talking cherries to the fucking gods here, Richard.
00:09:15You know something?
00:09:16I think it's still wet.
00:09:19I feel it.
00:09:26Feel the power inside?
00:09:29This sucker's alive.
00:09:33Perhaps.
00:09:34It is.
00:09:35It is.
00:09:36And not just from this...
00:09:37whatever.
00:09:39But...
00:09:42The whole area...
00:09:45is vibrating.
00:09:47Really?
00:09:57You know, I believe you're correct.
00:10:00You're damn right.
00:10:04Damn right you are.
00:10:05Nicole.
00:10:08And if it is...
00:10:10If it is...
00:10:12Do you know what this means?
00:10:13Do you have any idea what this means?
00:10:24I know what this means.
00:10:28What a goofball.
00:10:29Don't you ever make light of taking human life again, Nicole!
00:10:32You know how I feel about that!
00:10:33What you've just done is horrible!
00:10:40Unnecessary.
00:10:43Your next priority is make sure no one else understands the true nature of this.
00:10:49Just a moment. Just a moment.
00:10:56Patience.
00:10:58Patience.
00:11:00I'll soon unlock your secrets.
00:11:02I'll soon unlock your secrets.
00:11:03My secrets.
00:11:16And with your generous commitment, we will unlock this beautiful enigma.
00:11:21Perfect.
00:11:23They're gonna be coffee and green now that you went with my brilliant suggestions.
00:11:25Well, a guy will agree to just about anything after a great...
00:11:28Dinner?
00:11:29Dinner.
00:11:31How's that for a dramatic opening image, huh?
00:11:35It is kinda cool, isn't it?
00:11:36Maybe.
00:11:37If we knew what it was.
00:11:38And who you are?
00:11:39A legitimate request, Miss Turner.
00:11:40I'm Richard Contrall.
00:11:41And Richard Contrall is?
00:11:42Just a well-paid messenger boy for some very liquid guys.
00:11:44And they are?
00:11:45Oh.
00:11:46Of no matter right now.
00:11:47What does matter is that they might just have had the good fortune to come across a most incredible discovery.
00:11:52And that's it?
00:11:53Oh, this is a very small part of it.
00:11:54If we knew what it was.
00:11:55If we knew what it was.
00:11:56And who you are?
00:11:57A legitimate request, Miss Turner.
00:11:58I'm Richard Contrall.
00:11:59And Richard Contrall is?
00:12:00Just a well-paid messenger boy for some very liquid guys.
00:12:01And they are?
00:12:02What does matter is that they might just have had the good fortune to come across a most incredible discovery.
00:12:09And that's it?
00:12:11Oh, this is a very small part of it.
00:12:15A part of something that's very, very old.
00:12:19And by very, very old you mean?
00:12:21Over 14,000 years old.
00:12:3214,000 years, that's...
00:12:33Pre-history.
00:12:34Well, known history at any rate.
00:12:37Well, let's just say, well before that overrated Sphinx would become a gleam in the eyes of its primitive creator.
00:12:47What do you want from Professor...
00:12:49Us?
00:12:50Help me figure out what the hell this thing is!
00:12:54And what message it's trying to send us from...
00:12:57Over the river of time?
00:13:00Nicely put.
00:13:03And how, Miss Turner, would you like to join us on a wondrous journey along that mysterious river?
00:13:17It's beautiful.
00:13:24Wow.
00:13:26I had no idea its surface is so...
00:13:29Perfect.
00:13:32Craft and sculpt of a tool...
00:13:34Unknown.
00:13:35Exactly.
00:13:36That's...
00:13:37That's why I wanted you to actually see it.
00:13:40I wanted to stab.
00:13:41Not just view it digitally.
00:13:46Good thinking.
00:13:47That's what I do.
00:13:49That's the way I am.
00:13:51And you two will help me translate what these writings actually mean.
00:13:57If indeed, writings is what they are.
00:13:59Well, no, like...
00:14:00That's what we do.
00:14:02We're gonna need textural laser scans of the surface.
00:14:04Of course.
00:14:06I've already ordered them.
00:14:07That's what you do.
00:14:08Great.
00:14:09Daniel, look at this.
00:14:13The top part of this...
00:14:15Whatever.
00:14:16It's the same as...
00:14:17This.
00:14:18Well...
00:14:20Yes, indeed.
00:14:21I hadn't noticed that.
00:14:23Hold on, Miss Turner.
00:14:25So that would mean...
00:14:27That buried below this is...
00:14:29A vehicle from the start.
00:14:32Huh.
00:14:33Chariot of the Gods.
00:14:35Holy crap.
00:14:37My sentiments exactly.
00:14:39Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
00:14:41That's a pretty big leap.
00:14:42Perhaps, but I think not.
00:14:45Why haven't you tried to uncover it?
00:14:47Yeah, dig it up.
00:14:48Oh, I will, Miss Turner.
00:14:49I most certainly will.
00:14:51But discretion above all.
00:14:53It's waited 14,000 years.
00:14:55It can wait a little while longer.
00:14:57At least as long as it takes to tell its story.
00:14:59That, of course, is...
00:15:01It's your assignment.
00:15:03That's...
00:15:04What we do.
00:15:05Not exactly.
00:15:06What we do is translate the writings of ancient cultures.
00:15:09Human cultures, but...
00:15:11Something from another world.
00:15:13Not much different.
00:15:17We'll try our...
00:15:18Make it happen.
00:15:19I know you will.
00:15:21Yeah.
00:15:22Yeah.
00:15:24Sure.
00:15:29What wonders will you reveal?
00:15:34Why are you also here, mystery woman?
00:15:36Scout, you okay?
00:15:49Yeah.
00:15:50You sure?
00:15:51Totally.
00:15:52Okay.
00:15:53You sure?
00:15:54Totally.
00:15:55Okay.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:00Okay.
00:16:01Okay.
00:16:29Not from the stars.
00:16:30From our forgotten past.
00:16:44Hey, Han.
00:16:45What are you doing?
00:16:46What are you doing?
00:16:47What are you doing?
00:16:48What are you doing?
00:16:49Nothing?
00:16:50What is that?
00:16:51Do you think...
00:16:52My song.
00:16:53Not from the stars.
00:16:54Not from the stars.
00:16:56From our forgotten past.
00:17:02Hey, Han, what you doing?
00:17:11Scout.
00:17:12Daniel, I know the key.
00:17:14Hmm?
00:17:15To understanding, translating these...
00:17:17Alien writings?
00:17:18They're not.
00:17:20They're not what?
00:17:22Alien.
00:17:23It's not a chariot of the gods that control us found.
00:17:26Not an alien spacecraft?
00:17:28No.
00:17:29They were created by humans.
00:17:32From Earth?
00:17:34Yes.
00:17:36And they left us a message.
00:17:39Oh.
00:17:41Let's see if we can translate it then.
00:17:44That's what we do.
00:17:57Not from the stars.
00:18:00From our forgotten past.
00:18:02You ready?
00:18:17You ready?
00:18:32The driver should be here.
00:18:34It's almost time.
00:18:35To kiss off all we've done?
00:18:37Now what is that supposed to mean?
00:18:39Nothing.
00:18:40Never mind.
00:18:40Come on.
00:18:41Don't be that way now, okay?
00:18:44I am what I am.
00:18:46The woman I love.
00:18:49The woman who figured out the translations.
00:18:51And the woman who's now acting fucking weird.
00:18:54You should have stopped at number two.
00:18:55But I am what I am.
00:18:56You should have stopped at number two.
00:18:57You should have stopped at number two.
00:18:58Hey, guys.
00:19:00Your ride's here.
00:19:01Thanks, Eli.
00:19:02Your timing was perfect.
00:19:03A really decadent stretch limo.
00:19:07Does it have crystal glassware?
00:19:16Eyes wide shut.
00:19:18Keep your clothes on.
00:19:19I'll try.
00:19:25Not an alien ship from some other world, as we suspected, but rather a vessel constructed
00:19:32by an ancient, very human, and long-forgotten civilization.
00:19:37Now, even though the details of this startling conclusion have been transmitted to you, I
00:19:45thought it beneficial for you to meet the people responsible for so brilliantly translating
00:19:50these ancient writings.
00:19:52Dr. Daniel Allen and Miss Sharon Turner.
00:19:57Thank you, Mr. Contrell.
00:19:58Oh, please, Richard.
00:20:00Good afternoon, everyone.
00:20:01Good afternoon.
00:20:02Contrary to Richard's very kind words about our work, the etchings proved, because of
00:20:09Miss Turner's intuition, to be extremely simple to decipher.
00:20:13Ray Charles could have done it.
00:20:15Well, not quite that simple.
00:20:17But with today's high-speed computers, translations of unknown codes and languages are much easier.
00:20:23There's no need for a Rosetta Stone.
00:20:26You both are quite humble.
00:20:29He is.
00:20:29I'm not.
00:20:30True.
00:20:31But they were created, intentionally designed, so that any reasonably intelligent culture could
00:20:37read them.
00:20:38And learn.
00:20:39Which is the translation in your report.
00:20:42Yes.
00:20:44But that's only the surface meaning.
00:20:46I don't understand.
00:20:48Well, we've determined that there are hints to the real attitude and dialect of the...
00:20:54the storyteller, beyond that of the literal translation.
00:20:58And Miss Turner...
00:20:59Scout?
00:21:03...has created, composed a draft in which I believe is the true character of the ancient historian.
00:21:10She has revealed the emotional content.
00:21:14Really?
00:21:15You can do that?
00:21:16I can.
00:21:18That's what I do.
00:21:19Then please do so, Scout.
00:21:29This world has been ours for countless millennia.
00:21:33Ruled under the benevolent bloodline of...
00:21:35A name I can't translate.
00:21:37A name I can't translate.
00:21:38But now, approached destruction.
00:21:41He refused to allow the cosmos to erase all that he has so wonderfully created.
00:21:46He is our Lord God, my lover, and through his mighty strength wished to forge a new world and continue destiny for his people.
00:21:59He tasked me to complete this vision, and I have failed, unable to return to where he waited.
00:22:04For those who may rise again along this river of time, I have inscribed his name, for eternity to remember.
00:22:15Our Lord God.
00:22:16A love letter.
00:22:24In a way, I suppose.
00:22:26It is.
00:22:28From across the river of time.
00:22:30Surprisingly romantic.
00:22:32And enigmatic.
00:22:34Yes, very.
00:22:37What else do you know about this ancient culture?
00:22:40Zip, but with your...
00:22:41That's all.
00:22:43And the craft buried below the etchings?
00:22:45Nothing.
00:22:46Richard wouldn't allow us.
00:22:47You have all the information, and we believe it is a fantastic mystery.
00:22:53One that I...
00:22:54We...
00:22:55Want to...
00:22:56Can solve.
00:22:59I understand your desire.
00:23:02But...
00:23:02But?
00:23:03But your assignment has now been fulfilled brilliantly and completely.
00:23:07You have our thanks and the considerable fee that will soon be deposited in your accounts.
00:23:12Now it's time for others to continue.
00:23:13I totally disagree.
00:23:14We're the ones who did all this research, and we can continue this project.
00:23:20Again, thank you.
00:23:21Hey, come on.
00:23:22It's easy there.
00:23:23Mr. Contrell.
00:23:26Yes?
00:23:27It would now be appropriate for you to complete...
00:23:29Jesus.
00:23:31Still here, Eli.
00:23:34Talk later.
00:23:37With everything we've learned, it makes perfect sense for us to continue, to see this project
00:23:41through.
00:23:41Your service is greatly appreciated, Miss Turner.
00:23:44But it is now over.
00:23:46You do understand that.
00:23:48Yes, we understand our agreement, but we are...
00:23:50But we are the most qualified.
00:23:52We will soon be in communication again with you.
00:23:56Very soon.
00:23:57I think we should talk now.
00:24:00Goodbye.
00:24:01Oh, come on.
00:24:02Goodbye.
00:24:02This is...
00:24:03For now.
00:24:05Come on.
00:24:05Yeah, okay.
00:24:09See you around.
00:24:09I don't know.
00:24:39I don't know.
00:25:09I don't know.
00:25:11Yeah, sure.
00:25:12I need a drink, but not to celebrate.
00:25:14Huh?
00:25:15That doesn't sound so great.
00:25:17What happened?
00:25:18Nothing.
00:25:19It went mostly fine.
00:25:21Fine.
00:25:22Can we not do this now?
00:25:24We turned in our report, were patted on our heads and told to hit the road.
00:25:27Ouch.
00:25:28That's not exactly what happened.
00:25:30Oh, really?
00:25:31Then tell me what did.
00:25:34We wrapped up our job.
00:25:36Our job?
00:25:37The one we agreed to do and get paid for.
00:25:40Our job.
00:25:41So, discovering, interpreting what could potentially change the world.
00:25:46Change the world.
00:25:47That's just a job?
00:25:48Change the world.
00:25:49I mean, I know the world should be changed.
00:25:53It needs to be changed.
00:25:54It needs to be changed.
00:25:55But saying that this discovery could is extreme.
00:25:57No, it isn't, Danielle.
00:25:59If what we found out was made public, then everyone's beliefs in reality, in history, would transform.
00:26:04Maybe.
00:26:05No, maybe.
00:26:06You know I'm right about this.
00:26:08Fine.
00:26:09You're right.
00:26:10Thank you, Professor.
00:26:11You're not pissed off just because we might not be getting credit?
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:17That's me, alright.
00:26:18My goal's always been to be interviewed by fake news.
00:26:21I'm sorry.
00:26:24I know that's not you.
00:26:26Apology accepted.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:37I'm listening.
00:26:38Tell us what you want us to do.
00:26:40Daniel, I just want us to somehow follow this through.
00:26:43I just want to find out who really wrote those inscriptions.
00:26:47Why did she risk so...
00:26:48If it was a she.
00:26:49It was.
00:26:50Why did she risk so much for her Lord God and her world of 14,000 years ago?
00:26:56A world that was much more advanced than now.
00:27:00Yeah, that's also kind of major, isn't it?
00:27:02Yes.
00:27:03And what happened to them?
00:27:04Why?
00:27:05How did their civilization vanish?
00:27:06That's a good question.
00:27:07And why aren't we being allowed to search for the answers?
00:27:09I don't know.
00:27:10And no clue as to what Contral's bosses are planning on doing next.
00:27:12True.
00:27:13I mean, who are those guys anyway?
00:27:14They certainly didn't make me feel especially warm and fuzzy.
00:27:15Same.
00:27:16So?
00:27:17Fuck them.
00:27:18We go public.
00:27:19Yes!
00:27:20All right?
00:27:21We tell the world.
00:27:22We give fake that interview.
00:27:23That is why you are still the man.
00:27:24And I love...
00:27:25You know.
00:27:26I do.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28Ready for that drink?
00:27:29Yes.
00:27:30To celebrate.
00:27:31Agreed.
00:27:32Agreed.
00:27:33All right.
00:27:34All right.
00:27:35All right.
00:27:36Oh, crap.
00:27:37What's wrong with the...
00:27:38Can you help me?
00:27:39Okay.
00:27:40No, Scout.
00:27:41Oh, sure.
00:27:42You know you're driving me nuts.
00:27:44That's my job.
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:47How are you doing?
00:27:48I'm fine.
00:27:49I'm fine.
00:27:50All right.
00:27:51Oh, I'm fine.
00:27:52I'm fine.
00:27:53You're fine.
00:27:54I'm fine.
00:27:55You're fine.
00:27:56I'm fine.
00:27:57I'm fine.
00:27:58You're fine.
00:27:59I'm fine.
00:28:00No, Scout.
00:28:01Oh.
00:28:02Sure.
00:28:08You know you're driving me nuts.
00:28:10That's my job.
00:28:16Crazy kids.
00:28:19Ha!
00:28:22Hey, it's interview time!
00:28:34Hello, handsome.
00:28:46My god, what happened?
00:28:50Dr. Allen, Miss Turner! Are you alright? Are you okay?
00:29:10Guess we'll do this the fun way.
00:29:15I think we'll have to make it happen.
00:29:19Oh...
00:29:23I'm sorry.
00:29:26I'm sorry.
00:29:29I'm sorry.
00:29:34I'm sorry.
00:29:37I'm sorry.
00:29:40I'm sorry.
00:29:41Ready to proceed?
00:29:59Definitely. Showtime.
00:30:02Resolution?
00:30:02It's not going to moisten Halo's pants, but it's kicking.
00:30:07I'll take that as a good.
00:30:08Five hundred and forty-eight ultra-ultra-sensitive suckers kissing it,
00:30:13feeding into this hungry maxi-gig baby.
00:30:17Yeah, it's killer good.
00:30:19Just get on with the tour, please.
00:30:21Going in.
00:30:22Now, the images are pretty accurate, but what we're seeing is anybody's guess.
00:30:27Oh.
00:30:29Oh, something bad coming up.
00:30:31Bonus points.
00:30:33Zoom in and enhance.
00:30:35Aye, Captain.
00:30:37We're going in.
00:30:40Whoa.
00:30:41Holy crap.
00:30:42Get more detail on that.
00:30:45Uh, we're at max.
00:30:47Another piece to the puzzle.
00:30:50A Rubik's Cube.
00:30:53An appropriate analogy.
00:30:57A Rubik's Cube.
00:31:09A Rubik's Cube.
00:31:13Oh, Mr. Cantrell.
00:31:27What is it?
00:31:28I'd like to show you something, sir.
00:31:29Zero effect.
00:31:37Like a diamond.
00:31:39Denser.
00:31:40Infinitely.
00:31:41Oh, that's interesting.
00:31:42It would take something nuclear-tipped to break this baby apart.
00:31:46Well, that's never out of the question.
00:31:49You can do that?
00:31:50You have no idea what I can do.
00:31:52Shit.
00:31:53But then we'd lose our little discovery, wouldn't we, if I went all strange love on it.
00:31:57And I do so want to know what secrets you contain.
00:32:02Cantrell, you are one supreme prig.
00:32:04That's an understatement, Scott.
00:32:06And he's sitting on the discovery.
00:32:08Discovery of the century.
00:32:09Another understatement.
00:32:11Then I suggest, sir, that you decide what you want to do, ASAP.
00:32:17You do?
00:32:18And why is that?
00:32:19Our sensors are indicating increased growing activity inside, circuits, engines, something
00:32:26is starting up.
00:32:27It's reactivating?
00:32:28Yes.
00:32:29That's interesting.
00:32:30And I think it's getting ready to take off.
00:32:34Now, after waiting 14,000 years?
00:32:38My guess is it was covered under tons of ore that buried it.
00:32:41And when we scraped it off, something inside so that it could now break free.
00:32:46Well, can it?
00:32:48I have no idea of knowing its power, but I'm pretty damn sure that's what it's preparing
00:32:53to do.
00:32:54Well, we're just going to have to change its plans, aren't we?
00:32:56You're the boss.
00:32:58Yes, I am.
00:32:59Doctor Allen, I presume.
00:33:12Crap.
00:33:13Stay down.
00:33:14It's time for the world to know, Kentrell.
00:33:18Now why on earth would you come to that conclusion, Nicole?
00:33:23There you go.
00:33:25Lock on and execute.
00:33:41I'm sorry.
00:33:43I couldn't finish our job.
00:33:48Oh no!
00:33:53It's okay. It's just a dream.
00:34:05It's a destruction.
00:34:07It's a worry.
00:34:09Everything was burning and I couldn't stop it.
00:34:12It's okay. It's just a dream. Remember?
00:34:17Yeah, sorry.
00:34:19Don't have to be sorry.
00:34:21It was really scary.
00:34:23Yeah, I figured that.
00:34:29You're so smart.
00:34:33And lovable.
00:34:35Just barely.
00:34:37Can you hold me?
00:34:39I must.
00:34:49It does.
00:34:51Mission to conquer.
00:34:53Remember.
00:34:55We are God's creation.
00:34:57And the creator of all has placed his divine instructions in the scriptures, telling us, no instructing us, that it is our right, our destiny, to enrich ourselves from the world's limitless, ever plentiful resources.
00:35:15We must.
00:35:19This is where you should be.
00:35:21Good food and good people.
00:35:25You're quite welcome.
00:35:27Promise me you'll find your way home.
00:35:29Okay?
00:35:31God bless you.
00:35:33You too.
00:35:35Sharon Turner, 22, is being sought for the brutal murder of Daniel Allen.
00:35:41Allen's charred and dismembered body was discovered late last night by firefighters in his Oak Palm apartment.
00:35:47Allen and Turner were reported to have been romantically involved and that Allen had repeatedly tried to end their affair.
00:35:53You can't occupy a booth without ordering something.
00:36:13Coffee.
00:36:19I didn't order that.
00:36:21No coffee for you.
00:36:23No coffee, period.
00:36:25Fucking spill by the fucking upstream chem plant contaminated the town's water.
00:36:29My idiot boss should close the place.
00:36:31Bad news.
00:36:33Yeah.
00:36:35Anyway, you need this more than coffee.
00:36:37It's no charge.
00:36:39You look like crap.
00:36:41Thanks.
00:36:43For the Sunday.
00:36:45No big deal.
00:36:47Nobody orders dessert anymore.
00:36:49It's like a world gone mad.
00:36:50Yeah.
00:36:52Do you need a job?
00:36:54No.
00:36:55I'm okay.
00:36:56Yeah, right.
00:36:58Look, if they ever clean up this water mess, they're gonna need help here.
00:37:02It's not too shitty. Once the owner gets the message, you're not gonna blow him.
00:37:06No, really.
00:37:08Okay.
00:37:10It's not.
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:12Tears.
00:37:13I can't stop him.
00:37:14Bad news.
00:37:15Bad, bad day.
00:37:16Mary.
00:37:17Mary, when are we gonna get some coffee?
00:37:18Ask the president.
00:37:19How bad?
00:37:20Really bad.
00:37:21Lost.
00:37:22Your guy?
00:37:23No.
00:37:24No.
00:37:25No.
00:37:26No.
00:37:27No.
00:37:28No.
00:37:29No.
00:37:30No.
00:37:31No.
00:37:32No.
00:37:33No.
00:37:34No.
00:37:35No.
00:37:36No.
00:37:37No.
00:37:38No.
00:37:39No.
00:37:40No.
00:37:41No.
00:37:42No.
00:37:43No.
00:37:44Oh.
00:37:45No.
00:37:46Oh.
00:37:47No.
00:37:48No.
00:37:49He wasn't just a guy.
00:37:53He was the only one who saw the real me.
00:37:56He was my best friend before he was, look, life goes on, hon, you'll find another.
00:38:04He was killed today.
00:38:07Fuck.
00:38:08Murdered.
00:38:10Murdered.
00:38:12Double fuck.
00:38:14And they're gonna get away with it.
00:38:16What are you saying?
00:38:17They're too rich. They're too powerful.
00:38:19I don't know what happened. I don't wanna know, but...
00:38:22You gotta make them pay somehow.
00:38:24But I can't somehow.
00:38:26You can't let the bad guys always win.
00:38:30And you must fulfill your destiny.
00:38:34Always ringing at the wrong time.
00:38:38And hate that it's always broadcasting your location.
00:38:42Stay brave.
00:39:08Bye.
00:39:10Bye.
00:39:12Bye.
00:39:14Bye.
00:39:16Bye.
00:39:18Bye.
00:39:20Bye.
00:39:22Good evening.
00:39:40Good evening again.
00:39:42One and all.
00:39:44One and all.
00:39:46You know why we requested your presence, don't you, Richard?
00:39:50Oh, I can guess.
00:39:52Don't guess. Tell us.
00:39:54Please.
00:39:56To explain why the ancient craft is yet to be disposed of.
00:40:00Destroyed. The harlot captured. And eliminated.
00:40:04You know that I will ultimately follow your orders.
00:40:08Ultimately?
00:40:10Oh, I...
00:40:12Please do not misinterpret.
00:40:15Are we?
00:40:17Well, I pray not.
00:40:19But I would, once again, wish to request more time to access its inner workings.
00:40:27We grow weary of explaining to you that whatever it contains cannot counter the negative cultural effects of its existence.
00:40:35Even...
00:40:36Even if it were not constructed by creatures, monsters from some other world, but built instead by humans?
00:40:44Identical to us?
00:40:46From some long past age?
00:40:49Even more so.
00:40:51Certainly, you have not forgotten that such knowledge of their existence would undermine our prime means of control.
00:41:01Of course not.
00:41:03The time for closure has now arrived.
00:41:05Has passed.
00:41:07And I will immediately fulfill your wishes.
00:41:12The relic ground into dust and scattered to the winds.
00:41:17The harlot?
00:41:19Located and butchered, of course.
00:41:22See that you do.
00:41:24I will.
00:41:26Good evening, Richard.
00:41:35Fuck!
00:41:39What's up?
00:41:40Oh, yes, sir.
00:41:41I'm accelerating the examination of our project.
00:41:44Cool.
00:41:45Be prepared to begin with...
00:41:48This the harlot you're looking for, shithead?
00:41:50So melodramatic.
00:41:52How on earth did you manage to get in here?
00:41:55Amazing what some guys will do for a major blowjob.
00:41:58From you?
00:41:59I don't think so.
00:42:00I care not.
00:42:02You do realize you're not getting out of here alive, don't you, dear?
00:42:05Kind of figured that.
00:42:06So why the visit?
00:42:08Just slit your fucking throat.
00:42:09Oh, such malice.
00:42:11Yes, that's me.
00:42:12Oh, a blindly lower middle class.
00:42:15Just because we butchered your pathetic little sweetheart.
00:42:18Ah!
00:42:19Ah!
00:42:20Ah!
00:42:21Fuck!
00:42:22On your knees.
00:42:24Listen to her!
00:42:30That's the only way you're ever going to get a woman to do that, you creep.
00:42:34Why must you continuously insist on referencing such an unpleasant subject, Sharon?
00:42:39Fuck you.
00:42:40But I do like your attitude.
00:42:43So come on, tell me.
00:42:44Just to satisfy my ever-inquiring mind.
00:42:48How did you manage to slip past security?
00:42:51No sweat.
00:42:52Your girlfriend stepped out for a smoke.
00:42:55Nicole, I'm disappointed.
00:42:57Your bosses need a higher level of employment.
00:43:00Oh, that's a national problem.
00:43:04I am sorry we didn't care to spend more quality time together, Sharon.
00:43:09Oh, well.
00:43:11Dispose of her.
00:43:12Oh, that you'll find she's really very good at.
00:43:16Holy shit.
00:43:17Oh.
00:43:18Oh, that's awkward.
00:43:22You, uh, heard our whole little confrontation?
00:43:25Uh, I know nothing.
00:43:28Help me!
00:43:29Jonathan!
00:43:32Now my hand is seriously pained.
00:43:36It's about time we put an end to your sad little story.
00:43:39Uh, I'm Mr. Contrell.
00:43:41What?
00:43:42When that woman comes on camera, the readings here blast off the charts.
00:43:45What, what do you mean?
00:43:47From the spaceship.
00:43:49Really?
00:43:50Yep.
00:43:52What, when it saw her?
00:43:54Point your camera at them.
00:44:01Huh.
00:44:03Change of plan.
00:44:05Bring her along with us.
00:44:07Secure her in the, uh, usual manner.
00:44:16Welcome, Sharon.
00:44:19Ugh!
00:44:21Now let's see if you really are essential to this historic puzzle.
00:44:26Fuck you!
00:44:28Check the readouts.
00:44:30Chazé.
00:44:32Oh, yeah, let me have that.
00:44:34Huh.
00:44:36Well now that is very interesting.
00:44:38You really are linked to our little project, aren't you?
00:44:42All I did was interpret some etchings.
00:44:45Just doing my job, you creep.
00:44:47Oh, you're far more than that.
00:44:48Way beyond random coincidence.
00:44:50This ship lying dormant for thousands of years and then reacting now only to you?
00:44:54Serendipity?
00:44:56Oh, I don't think so.
00:44:58Chess pieces are being moved.
00:45:00Go fuck yourself.
00:45:03Now, Sharon.
00:45:04If you're going to be part of history, you have to be a little more elegant.
00:45:09Oh, ho, ho!
00:45:11It just can't wait to meet you.
00:45:13Easy with the camera.
00:45:14Fill me.
00:45:15Come on, let's take a little walk.
00:45:18Uh, I'll stay here and man the shop.
00:45:20Stay close.
00:45:30And those idiots wanted me to destroy this treasure.
00:45:35Bring him.
00:45:43Well, you're right about one thing.
00:45:45It is beautiful.
00:45:47It's not yours.
00:45:48Well, whose is it?
00:45:49It belongs to...
00:45:50To the world?
00:45:51To science?
00:45:52Yes!
00:45:55Well, that's not going to happen.
00:45:56Give me your gun.
00:45:58So you and I are going to continue our little walk alone.
00:46:02Just to see what happens.
00:46:03Move.
00:46:07Come on, don't be frightened.
00:46:09I have a very strong feeling this thing doesn't want to harm you.
00:46:11Yeah, well, hopefully that doesn't include you.
00:46:13Wait!
00:46:17A valid concern.
00:46:20On your knees.
00:46:21What?
00:46:22On your knees.
00:46:23You're fucking kidding.
00:46:24I never kid.
00:46:25Just do it!
00:46:26Put your hands on the surface.
00:46:27Touch it.
00:46:28Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho.
00:46:29It is so excited to see you.
00:46:35What do you feel?
00:46:38I said, what do you feel?
00:46:40It's cold.
00:46:43It's cold.
00:46:45Powerful.
00:46:47Wonderful.
00:46:49Cold power.
00:46:51Wonderful.
00:46:53Thank you, Sharon.
00:46:55I don't think I could have put it any better myself.
00:46:58See, that's what this has all been about.
00:47:01Cold power, Sharon.
00:47:03Cold power.
00:47:04Cold power.
00:47:05When I have it in my command.
00:47:06When I control it.
00:47:07I mean fully controlled.
00:47:08And in my control alone?
00:47:09Then I'll take that power.
00:47:11And the world will have to listen to rigid control!
00:47:15Ah!
00:47:19Asshole.
00:47:45Shit.
00:47:48Shit.
00:48:04Time for smoke.
00:48:06Nice tin man.
00:48:09Nice tin man.
00:48:10Have fun tonight, bitch.
00:48:14Ah!
00:48:40Hello?
00:48:53Hello?
00:48:55Anybody out there?
00:48:57How's it going?
00:49:03Hello?
00:49:10Hello?
00:50:10Hey, hey, hey, you don't want to miss the whole adventure, do you?
00:50:40Hey, hey, you're home.
00:51:08Your awakening has been duly noted by our tall friend.
00:51:16Oh, God.
00:51:17And he appears to be very interested.
00:51:19Shut the fuck up!
00:51:32Take your clothes off.
00:51:35What? And get on my knees?
00:51:36Oh, please. You're not that irresistible.
00:51:41Well, take him off.
00:51:44Do it, or it's going to.
00:51:46Okay, okay, okay.
00:52:06Socks. Don't forget your socks.
00:52:17Stop helping me.
00:52:19Okay.
00:52:39Wow, queen of out of space.
00:53:01You have no idea how close you are.
00:53:04Well, then, would you please enlighten me?
00:53:11Since when did we become friends?
00:53:14Slitting your throat is still my number one priority.
00:53:17Well, that's a real shame.
00:53:20And here I thought we were getting along so well.
00:53:34Forward?
00:53:47Huh.
00:53:50Even Mr. Ray Charles, right?
00:53:52What?
00:53:53Nothing of interest.
00:53:56The moon?
00:54:17We're there?
00:54:19Apparently so.
00:54:20So fast.
00:54:21How is that possible?
00:54:22Super science?
00:54:24Super power?
00:54:25So you haven't a clue.
00:54:27Not a one.
00:54:55No.
00:54:57No.
00:54:58Yeah.
00:54:59Yeah.
00:55:01Yeah.
00:55:01I'll hide back.
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:06Yeah.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:08Yeah.
00:55:09Yeah.
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:11Yeah.
00:55:12Yeah.
00:55:14you're the first woman on the moon i believe any appropriate words fuck off oh and you're wrong
00:55:38how so
00:55:44i've met her twin sister who is she
00:55:58curiouser and curiouser grows our tail
00:56:24so
00:56:28so
00:56:38so
00:56:42so
00:56:46so
00:56:50so
00:56:53so
00:57:07so
00:57:11oh that was entertaining since when did you become comedy relief oh please by no
00:57:27means just shut the hell up don't say another word to me got it got it
00:57:45so
00:57:49so
00:58:03so
00:58:17oh you gotta be kidding me
00:58:18sure
00:58:21after flying to the moon and getting attacked by a killer robot how difficult can it be to put on an ancient space suit
00:58:27why not
00:58:28okay
00:58:35ready for whatever
00:58:38i have to say i'm very curious to see what awaits you
00:58:42that's your
00:58:44oh
00:58:46oh
00:58:48oh
00:58:50oh
00:58:52thank you so much
00:58:54oh
00:58:56oh
00:59:00oh
00:59:02oh
00:59:04oh
00:59:06oh
00:59:08oh
00:59:10oh
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00:59:14oh
00:59:16oh
00:59:18oh
00:59:32oh
00:59:36oh
00:59:38oh
00:59:40oh
00:59:44No. Fuck you.
01:00:14Journey's on.
01:00:44Journey's on.
01:01:14Journey's on.
01:01:44Journey's on.
01:02:14Journey's on.
01:02:18Journey's on.
01:02:24Journey's on.
01:02:36Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Easy.
01:02:38Easy, easy.
01:02:42Up, up, up.
01:02:48And away we go.
01:02:50Homeward bound. Nice and steady. Nice and steady.
01:03:00Second star on the right.
01:03:04Straight on till morning.
01:03:06Straight on till morning.
01:03:08Damn you!
01:03:16And away we go.
01:03:18And away we go.
01:03:20And away we go.
01:03:22And away we go.
01:03:24And away we go.
01:03:28Oh.
01:03:32Now what?
01:03:36Now what?
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