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Full Episode Of Act Like You Love Me
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:18Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:42You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:45Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:56That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland!
03:09There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out.
03:58This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04All right, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:17Party's over.
04:18Party's over.
04:19Party's over.
04:20Party's over.
04:25Party's over.
04:40Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:43Hey, this...
04:46This is the money that I owe you.
04:51What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:54Yeah.
04:55Sure.
04:57You're back with that.
04:58Okay.
05:01Let me guess, acting not going so well?
05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:10I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine, I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself, for Benji.
05:27I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay, what is that?
05:31I want to hire you.
05:34You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:39I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know, like, a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:02Deal.
06:03Come on, two more.
06:17Last one.
06:19Okay.
06:20Good work, good work.
06:21Yeah.
06:21Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good.
06:25You ready?
06:26As ready as I could be.
06:27I'm going to be an actor.
06:31You what?
06:32Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:40Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:44And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:50Totally normal request.
06:52Look, man, I just need something.
06:54Something different.
06:55You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle, and I just feel so empty.
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:06Yeah.
07:07Okay.
07:08Crazy things have happened.
07:10I got your back, boss.
07:12Thanks, Dino.
07:13And you'll see, she's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss.
07:16Another set?
07:17Okay.
07:19Oh, my God.
07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:24I have no idea what you're doing.
07:27I...
07:27What's this?
07:29Oh, no.
07:32Let's do.
07:33It's not good.
07:36Urgent child support.
07:45Last notice of child support must pay.
07:48We'll not be paying that.
07:50We'll not be paying that.
07:52Let's do it.
07:53Let's do it.
07:53Let's do it.
07:53Let's do it.
07:54Let's do it.
07:54Let's do it.
07:55Let's do it.
07:55Let's do it.
07:57Let's do it.
07:58I don't know.
08:04Ah, fuck.
08:08Oh, no, no, no, no.
08:10Do it.
08:13Ah.
08:13Fucking no.
08:16Ah.
08:16Hello, Delilah.
08:20You look quite nice tonight.
08:27Why, thank you, George.
08:30You look quite nice as well.
08:38Why, thank you, George. You look quite nice, too.
08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No, thank you.
08:51I'm fine.
08:57This is going to be great.
09:01Okay.
09:05Come on, Benji! Come on!
09:08You can do it, Benji! Come on!
09:12Come on, Benji! Hit the ball for once!
09:16Let's go, Benji!
09:18You're doing great!
09:20Hey, Tony.
09:22Hey, Delilah.
09:24Looking good as always.
09:27Looking good as always? Somebody likes you.
09:29Shut up.
09:30All right, Benji!
09:32Nice with that dribble! Nice!
09:34Oh, my God. That's him.
09:47That's who?
09:49Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:54Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:56He's coming over.
09:57What are you talking about?
09:59Hey, George.
10:00Hey, Delilah.
10:07Oh, for Christ's sake! Man up, boy!
10:10Don't say that.
10:11Oh, my God. Can I go?
10:12I'm so bored.
10:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:15Thank God. I have a mani-paddy.
10:17Come on. Let's get out of here.
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No.
10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:26I'm George. I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:33Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:36Yes.
10:37Yeah. We are dating.
10:40What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:43He's an actor.
10:45Oh, he's an actor.
10:46That makes it even better.
10:48Wow.
10:48You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:52You proved me wrong.
10:53What's that, bud?
10:53What?
10:53What?
10:53What?
10:56Nothing.
10:58We gotta get out of here.
11:00Wish you two the best.
11:03Hey, asshole!
11:06Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry, Boopie.
11:10I'll handle it.
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:16I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:19All right, I think I'm gonna get going,
11:21but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:22Yes, yes, yes.
11:25Our date.
11:27C'est moi?
11:31Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:45You're not supposed to do that.
11:46I'm a starving artist.
11:47They have lint on their shirts.
11:49I still think this is a harebrained idea.
11:52Dino, this is the first time in my life
11:54where I can be a normal person.
11:56Nobody after my money or my status
11:59or what I can do for them.
12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
12:03She just wants me to play a role.
12:06I do have to say,
12:07it's nice to see you smile again.
12:13Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:15You'll see.
12:16And you should take the night off.
12:18Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:21Hell no, boss.
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:25No, it'll be fine.
12:26Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case,
12:28but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss.
12:35Later.
12:36Hey, how are you?
12:52I'm George.
12:53I'm Benji.
12:57Well, hello.
13:00Hello there.
13:00How are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date.
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:08Won't you come in?
13:10Ah, yes.
13:19Oh, my.
13:20Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:26We have a lousy landlord.
13:28Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:31Why, thank you, George.
13:34You look quite nice as well.
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
13:44Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, yeah, what if, uh, uh, that I, that was so strange.
13:51I know.
13:57Well, that didn't go too well.
14:01Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
14:04Maybe we should practice.
14:06That sounds good, yeah.
14:10Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:19Yeah, probably go eat.
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:25What are you going to do?
14:27Uh, same.
14:28Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:31Well, that's just silly.
14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
14:38Sure.
14:39Sounds good.
14:41Okay.
14:50So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:52Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
15:00my happy ending.
15:03And then I eloped with Andy, and, uh, he had an affair, and then we got a divorce.
15:13And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:17My roof is leaking, um, my car is useless, and I work in a diner.
15:26So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:31You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:40I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:43Yeah, of course.
15:44I will.
15:46Uh, should probably get back from our date soon.
15:54Split the bill?
15:56Yeah, sure, uh, split the bill.
16:00Check, please.
16:10Hey, Bernard, this is Justin.
16:12You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:16Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit, he won't pay child support, and he works at
16:21La Style, but I can't fire him unless he might sue.
16:25Or he might figure out who I am, so the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:31And she can't know who I am.
16:33She thinks my name is George.
16:34Thanks, ma'am.
16:35Hey, Dino.
16:40Yes, boss.
16:41Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:45Let's fix the roof on it.
16:47Sure thing.
16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
16:51She's not that type of girl.
16:53And keep everything anonymous.
16:55You got it.
17:03What's going on?
17:04Someone about the building.
17:06They're putting on a new roof.
17:08What?
17:08Oh, my God.
17:10That's amazing, right?
17:11Oh, my God.
17:41Oh, my God.
18:11Oh, my God.
18:41You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:52Delinquency of child support?
18:55Anyway...
19:13Anyway...
19:14We need to talk.
19:21I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:32That's her address.
19:34Find me some dirt.
19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:40Okay, ma'am.
19:41Okay, ma'am.
19:42You got it.
19:44Yeah.
19:45And don't mess it up.
19:46Come on.
19:47I had a good time.
19:57Yeah, it was fun.
19:59We should, um...
20:00We should do it again sometime.
20:01I think we sounded really good, but we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:10That'd be great.
20:11Good night.
20:12Well, good night.
20:15Good night.
20:16Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what?
20:37Who?
20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off, but when I asked, they gave me this to give
20:42to you.
20:43It says that you've won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:48I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:57Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:01Oh, my God.
21:02It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:08They gave me this to you as well.
21:13I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:23What's 10 minus 4?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:28Dang.
21:32Oh, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:38Roland's going to call.
21:39Yeah, sure.
21:40No problem.
21:41Thanks.
21:41Thanks.
21:41Thanks.
21:41Thanks.
21:41Thanks.
22:02Mission accomplished.
22:15He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:23Nothing.
22:24I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:31Sure.
22:50I think that we should practice kissing.
22:56I think that we should practice kissing.
23:01I think that would be a good idea.
23:04I think that would be a good idea.
23:04I think that would be a good idea.
24:38Come on, finish up. We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:49Grab your bag. Come on.
24:50We gotta go.
24:51Okay.
24:56Hurry.
24:57Let's go.
24:57Okay.
24:57Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:04Okay.
25:15So, tell me something good. What'd you get?
25:17I'm sorry, ma'am. I ain't got nothing. That woman, she's clean and just boring. That guy is like he doesn't even exist. Zip. Zilch. Nada.
25:26How is that possible? Don't shrug him.
25:33Ow! That hoot.
25:36Dammit. How dare she?
25:38My boobie owes her a lot of money. Money that could be spent on me.
25:42Us.
25:47Okay. This is what I want you to do. Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay your house apart.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
25:58Let me get this straight.
26:01Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to, uh, ow, damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud. It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta, I mean, ow.
26:12All right, all right. I'll handle it. I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:19Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:28There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:48Come on, Rev. Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:52No.
26:54No.
26:54Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is he saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:23We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27Look at me.
27:30Rev, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:37And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
27:39And it is.
27:40But messy misses sometimes, you know?
27:45And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:50And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:58Yes.
27:59Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:05And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:11I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30Hey, Boobie, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah.
28:53My company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:58And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:02I'm actually with him now, so...
29:06With him?
29:08Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field, pretending to help Benji?
29:19Hey, I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew.
29:34Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go.
29:35Come on.
29:36Come on, let's go.
29:36I can't.
29:37I really fucking...
29:44I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:48And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does.
29:55Hey, hands up.
29:56Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:57Come up!
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this.
30:00I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
30:03You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:09Fuck.
30:10Damn it.
30:12Listen, sorry, it ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money...
30:18Oh!
30:32Dino!
30:32Thank God, man.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:35You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:36Okay.
30:38Wait, you two know each other?
30:42Uh...
30:43Uh, Dino is...
30:44Is my...
30:45My cousin.
30:46Yeah.
30:46But he called you boss.
30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:54He was a real bossy SOB.
30:57Yeah, that's right.
30:58I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
31:01Lucky coincidence.
31:03Yeah, very lucky.
31:04Thank you, Dino.
31:06Anytime.
31:07We should go.
31:09Come on.
31:09Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:16I think it will really scare him.
31:18I, um...
31:19I...
31:20What?
31:24Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:28I think I would...
31:30Maybe...
31:31What's going on?
31:33I'm falling for you.
31:35I'm in love with you.
31:37No, you aren't.
31:40Yes, I am.
31:41And what's so wrong with that?
31:42Listen, George.
31:44You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:49Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:52Okay.
31:52The plan worked.
31:54Okay?
31:54Benji's fine.
31:56He thinks that we're in love.
31:57Yeah, because we are.
31:59No, we aren't.
32:00Yes, we are.
32:01No, love ruins everything.
32:03Okay?
32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
32:07Part of the deal?
32:08What about the other night?
32:11Hmm?
32:12The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:15Are you serious?
32:17Yeah.
32:20Whatever, Delilah.
32:21I did.
32:22I'm not that type of guy.
32:24But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:25Oh!
32:28I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:32Delilah.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm gonna go.
32:38What?
32:49Hey, boss.
32:49How about I heat you up some soup?
32:51Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:53Man, women are nothing but trouble.
32:57You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
33:02is not even what they wanted.
33:04And women are trouble.
33:06That's the bottom line.
33:07That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:08I'm sorry, man.
33:11No, it's fine.
33:12Dino, you should go home.
33:14Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
33:18Yes, sir.
33:19And you should cherish her.
33:20Yes, sir.
33:21Yeah.
33:26It's got a good one.
33:27Good news.
33:39Good news.
33:40Good news.
33:43Good news.
33:44Good news.
33:44Good news.
33:46Good news.
33:47I apologize.
33:48Thank you, gentlemen.
33:49Good news.
33:49Good news.
33:50There's nothing in here.
34:20Ah, it's so nice.
34:50Tell me, what you got?
34:54I couldn't finish the job, ma'am. I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there. He came out of nowhere.
35:00What?
35:04They've seen my face. I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot! I told you to do one thing!
35:10Get out! I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:14You should have saw how big the guy was.
35:16You idiot.
35:20Hey, sexy.
35:25Hey.
35:26What is it? What's wrong?
35:30Okay. I have to show you something.
35:33You can't laugh, okay?
35:36What? Of course.
35:38Anything for you, boobie.
35:43What?
35:45Cher, they're...
35:46They're actually amazing.
35:48So you'll pitch it?
35:49Of course.
35:51Yeah.
35:52Yeah, it will.
35:53Thank you, boobie.
35:57Wow. Incredible.
35:58I know you...
35:59Yeah.
36:00...
36:03I know.
36:08You know what I mean.
36:08I know.
36:08You know?
36:09There she is.
36:10Yeah, there she is.
36:12I know.
36:13I love how wild it ain't.
36:15Look.
36:17If you change.
36:18I've been to do this mob.
36:20I've been to fun for people and me.
36:21I'm oggi I'm really happy you're glad to have to talk to us about them.
36:22I know we're in alex ficar now.
36:23But I can't believe you today, I'm the best habitat where people come from now!
36:26boopie mama's in the mood
36:36boopie mama wants some lovey-dovey
36:44boopie
36:53boopie
36:55boopie
36:57boopie
36:59boopie
37:14george
37:24please call me
37:26i'm so sorry about the other night
37:44george please don't let this affect our friendship
37:49benji misses you i miss you
37:53call me
38:10fine
38:12barone seven o'clock
38:14this better be important
38:19listen
38:22i really need to talk with you
38:24can we get a coffee
38:26just a coffee
38:29okay
38:30slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow
38:33see you then
38:35uh hey dino
38:42yes boss
38:43hey can you do me a solid
38:45can you follow delilah she's been acting a little strange and i kinda wanna just know what's up
38:50consider it done
38:51thank you
38:52so what is this about
38:58let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit
39:02no
39:03i've been thinking about us
39:08us
39:09us
39:10there is no us
39:13but there is
39:15there could be
39:16when i saw you with that guy at the little league game
39:21i knew i made a big mistake
39:23we're a family
39:25we're the perfect family
39:27we're the perfect family
39:29you've gotta be kidding me
39:30you've gotta be kidding me
39:34how dare you
39:40how dare you
39:42sharon boopy
39:44this was not my idea
39:46you're lying
39:47you're trying to steal my man
39:49i already told you
39:50he's mine
39:51you slut
39:52tell her
39:53this was your idea
39:54he wants us to get back together
39:56oh
39:57i don't know what you're talking about
39:59sharon
40:00she begged me to meet her
40:01she said it was an emergency
40:03something about benji
40:04you coward
40:06she grabbed my hand
40:08she was begging me
40:09it was pathetic
40:11okay
40:21take that you slut
40:22i cannot believe that i agreed to have dinner with you
40:26you're a worm
40:29and you're fucking crazy
40:32and this man
40:33does not
40:34pay his child support
40:36okay
40:41poopy
40:42don't even start
40:43what the hell is this
40:44you're embarrassing me
40:45it's disgusting
40:46let's go
40:47let's go
40:48come on
40:49hey
40:57hey
40:59thank you for meeting with me
41:00i'm happy to see you
41:04yeah
41:05what do you want delilah
41:08i've been thinking
41:10about us
41:11about our conversation
41:12about our conversation the other week
41:14and
41:16what you said
41:18look
41:20i was wrong
41:21i
41:22what i said
41:23was wrong
41:24and i made a mistake
41:26and i was confused
41:28what do you mean you were confused
41:29how was dinner last night
41:30how was dinner last night
41:33with andy
41:35what
41:36i said how was dinner last night with andy
41:39how do you know about that
41:41ah
41:43so you did have dinner with him
41:44and you held hands
41:46how romantic
41:48oh my god did you have me followed
41:50you're not even denying it
41:52oh
41:53god
41:54i had dinner with andy last night
41:56because he asked to talk about benji
41:58yeah
42:00and then he grabbed my hand
42:01and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face
42:04right
42:05yeah right
42:06and then i went home and i did some soul searching
42:08and i realized that i have feelings for you
42:11but now i realize i was wrong
42:14you're just an asshole
42:18and you're just a lonely woman
42:20who is shut down
42:22and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her
42:25god
42:27oh
42:31i hope i never have to see you again
42:35christ
42:45mom
42:46yeah hun
42:47can i ask you a personal question
42:50well i guess that depends on what the question is
42:55where's george
42:57george
42:59you heard me
43:00where's george
43:02um
43:04did he have a fight
43:06well
43:08did he break up
43:09uh
43:10sometimes grown-ups they
43:20they have to make decisions
43:22well it's okay
43:23you broke up
43:24don't worry about it
43:26i'm used to it
43:28i'm sorry benji
43:30i'm sorry benji
43:31i really am
43:33i really am
43:34i feel like
43:35i feel like i get you
43:36is
43:37sorry benji
43:38like i don't know
43:39or
43:41i don't know
43:42i don't know
43:43but i'm sorry about it
43:44even though i'm sorry
43:46you think i'm lazy
43:47What was in your car, George?
43:56Thank you for meeting with me.
43:58Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
44:00Um, are you here alone?
44:03Yeah, it's Nagat. Mom's a rocker.
44:05Roland fell asleep on the couch. He does it every time.
44:08Don't tell Mom.
44:10Okay.
44:11I want to talk about Mom.
44:14Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:18Your mom was being super sad.
44:21And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:23You know she loves you, right?
44:26Wait, what?
44:27I can tell.
44:29Benji, it's not what you think. Look...
44:34Your mom hired me to...
44:36I know you've been pretending.
44:38What?
44:39I know you've been pretending that you love each other
44:41so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:44Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:46But...
44:47And you love her too.
44:48But there's some...
44:49So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans
44:51and please get back together.
44:53Deal?
44:58Deal.
44:59Deal.
45:00Delilah!
45:01Delilah!
45:02Delilah!!
45:03What?
45:04What?
45:05How...
45:06A friend of a friend of our ex had the two sets of tickets
45:08to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show
45:11and I couldn't use them and gave them to me.
45:13What?
45:14Wait, that is like huge.
45:16Anyone is gonna be at that fashion show.
45:19Why you?
45:20Let's just say the relationship didn't go well
45:23Well, and guilt, baby, guilt.
45:28And guess who's going to be my date?
45:30Who?
45:31You silly!
45:32What?
45:35Wait, those are my designs.
45:41What?
45:42Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:44You see?
45:46Oh my God, they do!
45:48We have to go.
45:53Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
46:14Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
46:16There they are.
46:17Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
46:27Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner, founder, and primary designer.
46:36Oh my God.
46:39We're fucked.
46:40Oh my God.
46:43Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald.
46:59Isn't that...
47:00Yes.
47:04George.
47:05George.
47:05George.
47:10Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Did you know about that?
47:17Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:21Not a secret, Milo.
47:23A surprise.
47:25She's almost angry.
47:26Kill Benji.
47:27Wow.
47:27I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:32You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:35Oh my God.
47:37Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:42And the truth is...
47:44I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:49The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:58Holy fuck.
48:00Damn it.
48:01This isn't fair.
48:03So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing
48:08of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
48:19Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities,
48:49I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
48:59Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities,
49:02I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
49:08Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:15Delilah, you please do me the honor and be my wife.
49:29Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:44Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:56Yes.
49:57What?
50:00Yes.
50:01You will.
50:02I will.
50:03You will.
50:18The clothing was disgusting.
50:19Terrible.
50:20Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:24Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:27No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop!
50:30No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop!
50:32Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:33I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:35Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love, but in the end, I learned it's
50:48not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy.
50:55Really?
50:56You've been hearing about how to vote, because sometimes the best things come from the most
50:58expected beginnings.
51:00beginnings.
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