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'Shameless' Season 9 Trailer
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00:00
We're on a tab, for old time's sake.
00:06
Gonna start looking at commercial properties.
00:08
Commercial real estate carries more risk.
00:10
Did pretty great flipping that apartment.
00:12
I just don't think it's for you.
00:13
Who's it for then?
00:14
Tell me you didn't go all Fiona on in.
00:16
Going Fiona is not a thing.
00:18
Trust me, it's a thing.
00:19
Flip, we're doing our nerdy stance moves.
00:21
Yeah?
00:22
Watch.
00:23
Call DCFS.
00:24
I know you're trying to be a good guy,
00:25
but you should have called him a long time ago.
00:27
I don't have anybody else.
00:28
You know what 10-year-old girls like to hang out?
00:32
You pay far more than me.
00:33
He gets $18 an hour.
00:35
Well, you're a girl.
00:36
You take a lot of bathroom breaks.
00:38
My boss said I pee too much.
00:39
So tomorrow, I'm not going to pee at all.
00:44
The bar can't be rapey anymore.
00:46
It's bad for business.
00:47
Plus, rapey is wrong.
00:49
More importantly, rapey is wrong, guys.
00:51
Come on, seriously?
00:52
Jesus.
00:53
Over the past few weeks,
00:54
four people have tested positive for multiple STDs.
00:57
The only thing these people have in common is this PTA group.
01:00
I'm the guy who supplied your wives a service.
01:03
My penis might have actually helped you heal.
01:06
Did you ever think of that?
01:07
I'm going to kill you.
01:09
What is this?
01:10
That's all the van torchings we've done.
01:12
We're doing more tomorrow in your honor.
01:14
The whole gay Jesus thing has gotten completely out of hand.
01:18
Apparently, now I'm the gay Che.
01:20
You're not gay Jesus or gay Che.
01:22
You're a bipolar Gallagher who doesn't take his meds.
01:26
I got 50K in my pocket, and I want him.
01:28
You'd need 100 to blow.
01:29
Then I got 100 in my pocket, so what do you say?
01:33
Gallagher's have always attracted crazy, sir.
01:35
Carl!
01:36
Carl!
01:37
He's a man!
01:38
If he can't f*** me, no one can!
01:40
Go, Carl!
01:41
We need to stick together!
01:42
We will not be silent!
01:44
Ow!
01:45
You f***ing dickhead!
01:48
This is bigger than family.
01:50
Nothing is bigger than family.
01:52
Frank!
01:53
Did you sleep here again?
01:55
We want to take what's ours.
02:01
Debbie didn't come home last night?
02:02
Just like her mother.
02:03
Ready to open her legs for any guy.
02:05
Probably waking up with a sore cooch.
02:09
Still father of the year, Frank.
02:12
It was the best of times!
02:13
It was the worst of times!
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