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Hollywood Journal
  • 7 weeks ago
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00:00We're on a tab, for old time's sake.
00:06Gonna start looking at commercial properties.
00:08Commercial real estate carries more risk.
00:10Did pretty great flipping that apartment.
00:12I just don't think it's for you.
00:13Who's it for then?
00:14Tell me you didn't go all Fiona on in.
00:16Going Fiona is not a thing.
00:18Trust me, it's a thing.
00:19Flip, we're doing our nerdy stance moves.
00:21Yeah?
00:22Watch.
00:23Call DCFS.
00:24I know you're trying to be a good guy,
00:25but you should have called him a long time ago.
00:27I don't have anybody else.
00:28You know what 10-year-old girls like to hang out?
00:32You pay far more than me.
00:33He gets $18 an hour.
00:35Well, you're a girl.
00:36You take a lot of bathroom breaks.
00:38My boss said I pee too much.
00:39So tomorrow, I'm not going to pee at all.
00:44The bar can't be rapey anymore.
00:46It's bad for business.
00:47Plus, rapey is wrong.
00:49More importantly, rapey is wrong, guys.
00:51Come on, seriously?
00:52Jesus.
00:53Over the past few weeks,
00:54four people have tested positive for multiple STDs.
00:57The only thing these people have in common is this PTA group.
01:00I'm the guy who supplied your wives a service.
01:03My penis might have actually helped you heal.
01:06Did you ever think of that?
01:07I'm going to kill you.
01:09What is this?
01:10That's all the van torchings we've done.
01:12We're doing more tomorrow in your honor.
01:14The whole gay Jesus thing has gotten completely out of hand.
01:18Apparently, now I'm the gay Che.
01:20You're not gay Jesus or gay Che.
01:22You're a bipolar Gallagher who doesn't take his meds.
01:26I got 50K in my pocket, and I want him.
01:28You'd need 100 to blow.
01:29Then I got 100 in my pocket, so what do you say?
01:33Gallagher's have always attracted crazy, sir.
01:35Carl!
01:36Carl!
01:37He's a man!
01:38If he can't f*** me, no one can!
01:40Go, Carl!
01:41We need to stick together!
01:42We will not be silent!
01:44Ow!
01:45You f***ing dickhead!
01:48This is bigger than family.
01:50Nothing is bigger than family.
01:52Frank!
01:53Did you sleep here again?
01:55We want to take what's ours.
02:01Debbie didn't come home last night?
02:02Just like her mother.
02:03Ready to open her legs for any guy.
02:05Probably waking up with a sore cooch.
02:09Still father of the year, Frank.
02:12It was the best of times!
02:13It was the worst of times!
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