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00:00Neighbours
00:02Everybody needs good neighbours
00:06With a little understanding
00:10You can find the perfect blend
00:16Neighbours
00:18Neighbours
00:20Should be there for one another
00:24That's when good neighbours become good friends
00:44You'd better go after him
00:46Why should I?
00:48I'm fed up with the way it carries on
00:50You know what? I'd better go
00:52You stay where you are
00:54Mike, go and put the kettle on
00:56We'll have some coffee
00:58Yeah, well I think you should go and talk to him
01:02He's the one who should come and apologise to me
01:04Though I'm not sure I'd accept it if he did
01:06I am sick and tired of his attitude
01:10I wish I'd told him so
01:12Why is it you always think of what you should have said
01:14Once the person's gone?
01:16Now that's exactly where my new service comes in
01:18It's called Gift of the Gab
01:20Gift of the Gab?
01:22To deliver any message my client is reluctant to deliver themselves
01:26Abuse, apologies, insults, praise, love messages, hate messages
01:30All the things you wanted to say but didn't dare
01:32Yeah, I'm sure you'll make a fortune Clive
01:34But I think I'm quite capable of saying to Shane what I want to say
01:38I love him
01:40He's got to trust me
01:42I need to be able to make my own friends
01:46Well aren't I right?
01:48Yes
01:50Yes, that's right
01:52Yes
01:54Oh Danny, I'm sorry I didn't realise you were asleep
02:00I was just resting my eyes
02:08You should have come out for dinner
02:10No I wasn't hungry
02:12Actually I'm surprised to see the place looking so tidy
02:16And pizza
02:18No dishes, no nothing
02:20Oh Danny, really eating with your fingers like savages
02:22That's the right way to eat pizza
02:24Well, so it says on the box
02:26How nice of them to give you instructions
02:30I don't understand why you're so upset about the pancake competition
02:34You're a great cook
02:36It's got nothing to do with a stupid pancake competition
02:40Silly me
02:42Fred
02:43Yes, of course it's Fred
02:46He's gone back to Coffs Harbour
02:48Oh, I was such an idiot
02:52I really thought we might be able to get back together again
02:56What made you think that?
03:00Well, we...
03:02We hadn't been so intimate in a long time
03:06What a pig
03:12I think that's putting it mildly
03:14I can think of a lot more expressive ways to describe Fred
03:18Well, he's gone running back to Susan
03:21I'm left here by myself feeling very second best
03:25Oh, you'll never be that
03:27You know Shane and I care about you
03:30Oh, Max can't wait to get me out of the house
03:33If he and Maria get back together again
03:34There'll be no place for me here
03:37Well
03:39Seeing I've lost the competition
03:40I think I'd better get that furniture down into the garage
03:43Not that I admit your father won
03:45He used very unfair means getting Helen to stand in for him
03:49He never would have beaten you by himself
03:51You're not a bad cook, you know
03:53Oh, who on earth can that be at this time, Danny?
03:56Would you get it? I'll come and go and patch up my face
03:59G'day
04:05Uncle Tom
04:06Right again, Danny
04:08Well, are you going to invite a bloke in or what?
04:10Of course, come in
04:12Who is it, Danny?
04:14Tom
04:15Sis
04:16Good to see you
04:17Oh, Tom, it's been such a long time
04:19What are you doing here?
04:21Oh, well, Max rang me on the phone and explained all that had been going on
04:26I'd just given myself a month's holiday
04:28Oh, bored stupid already
04:29So I told old Maxie I'd take over his jobs for him
04:32That's good of you, Uncle Tom
04:34Yeah, well, I'm a better plumber than he is any day
04:38Shane
04:40G'day
04:42Oh, that is a great welcome
04:45Sorry
04:46Tom's come to fill in for your dad while he's away, Shane
04:51Stone me, what's wrong with you?
04:53You look like a bloke who's lost a pound and found sixpence
04:55What's up, mate? Something happened?
04:59Yeah, sort of
05:00Daphne went out to dinner with Des
05:04And she came home, she told me to get lost
05:07But why would Daphne treat you like that?
05:10Suddenly the bank manager's got a hell of a lot more appeal
05:13Can't blame you, can you?
05:16Who is this girl who's using my nephew like a doorman?
05:20She's Shane's fiancee
05:22They've been having a few problems
05:23Oh? What's her name?
05:25Daphne Lawrence
05:26Where does she live?
05:27Next door
05:30Reckon I'll have a word with her
05:32Tom, you haven't even met the girl
05:34Please don't interfere, it's only a lover's tiff
05:36Well, then it shouldn't take long to sort out, should it?
05:38It will only make things worse, Tom
05:41I'll be diplomatic
05:44Must be Shane, Beth
05:45Sounds like he's angry
05:47I can't be bothered arguing, Clive
05:48Could you please tell him to go away?
05:50Right
05:54G'day
05:55I'd like to talk to Daphne Lawrence, just a moment
05:57Good
06:01I'm Daphne, can I help you?
06:03Well, I hope you're very proud of yourself
06:06You've got young Shane there feeling lower than a snake's belly
06:09I'm sorry, I don't...
06:11Who are you?
06:12I'm Tom Ramsay, Max's brother
06:15Oh, is this the bloke you went out with tonight?
06:17No, but Daphne and I went out to dinner
06:21We don't have to explain anything to him, Des
06:23Oh, no
06:24I'm only your fiancé's uncle
06:26Or did you forget you had a fiancé?
06:29Running around with another man
06:31Daphne's not running around with another man
06:33Oh, I remember you
06:36Des Clark, you've got that rat bag of a mother
06:40Hang on
06:41Des, why don't we just let Clive handle this?
06:43Clive?
06:44That service of yours, I've just employed you
06:47Great, my first client, fortunately I've taken notes
06:49Eh?
06:50You see, what Daphne wants you to understand
06:51Is that no relationship can exist without trust
06:53She has got to have the freedom to choose her own friends
06:55Love can't be like a straitjacket
06:56If it is, it's not worth having
06:57Look, I just want to talk to the young lady, not you
07:00Daphne's my client
07:01This is a paid announcement
07:03It doesn't necessarily reflect the opinions of the management
07:05Although in this case it comes damn close
07:07You see, it's clear that Daphne's philosophy
07:09Is that although there must be some constraints within love
07:11They have to be self-imposed
07:12Jealousy only eats away to a relationship until it destroys it
07:15Perfect love means perfect trust
07:16If it doesn't, it'll only rust
07:19What do you think I'd do the whole thing in rhyming?
07:21I think you're sticking your nose in where it's not wanted
07:23I'm just doing business, Mr Ramsey
07:25Oh, I'm not going to stand here and listen to this idiot's verbal diarrhea
07:29I just want to tell you this, Daphne
07:31I don't like what you're doing to my nephew
07:36Gee, you really got rid of him, Clive?
07:38He's as bad as his brother, isn't he?
07:39What do you think?
07:40You reckon I'm in business?
07:41Huh?
07:42He said it all better than I could've
07:43Took the words right out of your mouth, right?
07:46He had the last word and he's right
07:48I am hurting Shane
07:50Give it
07:52Why don't you sort it out tomorrow?
07:56What are you talking about?
07:58Who the hell do you think you are?
08:00You arrive here and you go over there and carry on like a two bob watch
08:03I'm not carrying on like a two bob watch
08:06I just want to find out what your fiancé thought she was doing, that's all
08:10Look, what happens between me and Daphne has got nothing to do with you
08:13And if you're going to hang around here much longer, Uncle Tom
08:16Then keep your nose out of my business
08:18Look, Shane, I'm on your side
08:20You're just like the old man, you know that?
08:22When have either of you two done anything else but cause more trouble?
08:25And what sort of a deal am I going to look?
08:28I mean, having my uncle fighting my battles for me
08:29I am not a kid anymore
08:32I mean, I might not have made much of my life
08:35But I don't need you or Dad telling me how to run it
08:38I don't need you, I don't need anyone
08:52Looks like it's gone cold
08:54Such a lousy thing I did last night
09:00Shane's down and I kicked him
09:03Stop kicking yourself
09:05Look, it wasn't your fault, it was pretty unreasonable
09:08It's because he's lost all his self-confidence
09:10Well, maybe he just senses that you're having second thoughts
09:13I've got to convince him that I love him
09:16Yeah, well the problem is that you don't really love him enough
09:20And suddenly you're the expert?
09:22Yeah, I've lived and I've learned, kid
09:24But if you're not in the mood
09:26Oh, I'm sorry, I know you're only trying to help
09:28Yeah, but you don't want to be made to face the truth
09:31What truth?
09:33That you're on the rebound from Des
09:35That you're physically attracted to Shane and very fond of him
09:37But that you don't really love him
09:39And that's the diagnosis, is it, Doctor?
09:41Now, be honest with yourself
09:43If the engagement was called off tomorrow, wouldn't you feel some relief?
09:45Every girl must worry about whether she's made the right choice or not
09:52Well, I go by the old surgeon's motto
09:55If in doubt, cut it out
09:57Thank God you left medicine
09:59Hi
10:01Morning, Mike
10:03Is she going to make up with Shane?
10:09Probably
10:11Danny, hurry up, you'll be late
10:14Shane, have another slice of toast
10:17No, thanks, Aunty Minch
10:18But you've hardly eaten anything
10:20Tom, I do wish you wouldn't read the newspaper at the table
10:24At least one brother in the family should have decent manners
10:28Shane, would you get that?
10:29Hello
10:37Tom?
10:38The tap in the laundry is dripping
10:39I think you should have a look at it
10:40I'm in the middle of my breakfast
10:41Stephanie, get out of here
10:42Shhh
10:43Shhh
10:45I'm sorry
10:47I'm sorry
10:51I shouldn't have got so angry with you last night
10:54Don't blame yourself, I was pretty childish
10:56Yeah, I know you've been going through a rough time lately
11:04You know you suggested breaking the engagement
11:08Yeah
11:12You want to now
11:14Well
11:16We do need to sort things out
11:19Perhaps we need a bit of a rest from one another
11:21Yeah
11:23Yeah
11:26I don't mean we have to break the engagement
11:29Just...
11:30No, no, no
11:31I reckon you're right
11:33Perhaps we should call it off
11:35I don't know what I want at the moment
11:38Shane, I don't want to hurt you
11:42Until I get my head together
11:44I think it's best if we call it quits
11:47Are you sure?
11:52That's the trouble, I'm not sure about anything
11:57You're not sure either, are you?
11:59About us
12:00You're not sure about us
12:11Still new friends?
12:13Yeah
12:15Always
12:22Pitch!
12:24That beg your pardon?
12:25Pitch, Eileen, pitch, you're just a little off the note there
12:27Ah, but did I have enough attack?
12:29General MacArthur would be proud of you
12:31Well, I do have a loud voice, Clive
12:32I see no point in not using it
12:34Yes, but we have to remember that there's more to singing than just making a noise
12:38If you do not appreciate my talents, perhaps we should discontinue the lessons
12:42I've given up my lunch hour for this lesson
12:44Now, I wouldn't do that if I didn't think we could train your voice
12:46You must remember, we artists are very sensitive to criticism
12:50Who knows, that could be opportunity knocking
12:53For me?
12:54We'll see
12:55No
12:57Oh, yes, well, opportunity often comes since strange disguises come in
13:01Are you having a go at me?
13:02Certainly not, Mr. Ramsey
13:04It is illegal to torture cats
13:06Oh, I'm sorry, we thought everyone was up at work
13:09I come home for lunch and a bit of peace and quiet
13:13And what do I get? Old Wonderlungs here at Gayle Force
13:16You are a very rude man, Thomas Ramsey
13:18You are even ruder than your brother, a thing I never expected to see
13:21You don't care how much you disturb a bloke's peace, do you?
13:24Like mother, like son, I reckon
13:27Selfish
13:28What's Sesman got to do with this?
13:29Oh, you can't tell me he didn't know what he did last night
13:32When he caused that trouble between Shane and Daphne
13:34What trouble are you talking about?
13:36After all that upset, I should think the least we could expect is a little peace and quiet
13:41You couldn't hit that last night if your life depended on it
13:45I could get a lot closer than you, Thomas Ramsey
13:47I could have been an opera singer, I reckon
14:05Where's your engagement ring?
14:08Shane and I have broken up
14:10Could you go and check that there are no more customs, please?
14:12Yeah
14:19That old troublemaker's out there
14:21She's handing out pamphlets or something
14:23Troublemaker?
14:25Mrs Mangle?
14:26I'm watching up to now
14:31Do it!
14:32I'm sure you'll find it cheaper and nicer than here
14:35Excuse me, Mrs Mangle, what do you think you're doing?
14:37I don't believe this, now you're trying to steal my customers
14:44Just letting them know that another coffee shop has opened
14:47Run by one of your relatives, no doubt
14:48People have a right to know what's available to them
14:51Do try it, I'm sure you'll agree it's better than this place
14:55Clive, I really need to find myself a job
14:59You wouldn't have any contacts by any chance, would you?
15:02Hundreds of them, what sort of a job?
15:04Oh, well anything I'd do, frankly I'm desperate
15:07See, Max is paying me for his half of the house
15:09But that's only $50 a week
15:11And I've still got Henry's legal fees to pay
15:13And now with Charlene to keep them
15:15Well, I'm finding it very difficult to make ends meet
15:17You don't have to explain that to me, Madge
15:19I trust you, Clive
15:21You know, when Fred and I first went into business
15:23And we were doing well
15:25He bought me this very expensive diamond ring
15:28Now he tells me that I can sell it to find whatever money I need for Charlene
15:33Kind of him
15:35But I've come to look on that ring as a nest egg for my old age
15:39It's all I've got
15:41Oh, I suppose that sounds selfish
15:44Oh, not at all
15:46You see, I really want Charlene to have a proper education
15:49If she knew I was struggling for money
15:51That'd be the ideal opportunity for her to leave school and get a job
15:55So, you see, I've got to start earning
15:58What sort of skills have you got?
16:00Well, I can type and I know basic bookkeeping
16:03Oh, well, no problem
16:04I'm sure we can line you up for something
16:05It's just that it's been such a long time since I've done any secretarial work
16:09And all the girls these days seem so smart and efficient
16:13Oh, yes, but a lot of employers prefer older women
16:15Especially ones with their heads screwed on the right way like you, Madge
16:18One of my ex-chooks is now an office manager, I'll give her a ring
16:21Oh, would you? I'd be so grateful
16:24Well, I can't make any promises
16:25But if she can't help, I'm sure to find someone who will
16:28Don't worry, Madge, we'll soon get you started on a new career
16:32Here we are
16:33I hope you enjoy your meal
16:35Eileen, would you please sit down?
16:37I'll talk to you when I've got a chance
16:39I'm a bit busy right now
16:40No, I can talk to you as you work
16:42Now, as I was saying, I'm sure Shane is a very nice young man
16:44And there is no doubt in my mind that you have done the right thing
16:47However, I think you need an older man
16:49Somebody more sophisticated
16:51Mike, I think you'd better get back to school
16:52Thanks a lot for your help
16:54Um, how would you feel about closing down the shop for the afternoon?
16:57Well, just say if we both had something on
16:59Oh, I don't think that's a very good idea
17:00Not right at the moment
17:02Oh, it certainly is not
17:03I mean, with the move to Lussiter's
17:04You're going to need all the customer goodwill you can get
17:06I don't think it's a good idea to close down during business hours
17:09Yes, that is true
17:11Okay, well, I'll see you later then
17:13Okay, see ya
17:15Daphne dear, what do you intend to do now?
17:18Well, I intend to move to Lussiter's at the weekend
17:21And hope to be able to open there on Monday
17:23No, no, dear, I mean in your personal life
17:26I really want to make a success of the new place
17:29So I'm not going to have much time for a personal life
17:31But now you're free to follow your heart
17:32I will be following my head, Eileen
17:35Now, would you please go and sit down?
17:37I don't want to have to work around you
17:39Well, far be it for me to stay where I am not wanted
17:42However, I shall return
17:44Eileen, I am going to tell you this right here and now
17:47I am not interested in starting any relationships
17:49Not for a long time
17:51So don't waste your time talking about Des
17:53Did I mention Desmond?
17:55Well, don't
17:58Bye-bye, dear
17:59You won't regret it Bev, Madge is one of the smartest women I know
18:12Multi-talented
18:14The Barbara Streisand of the Secretariat set
18:16Okay, well I'll get her to contact you
18:19Alright, employ her and you will be ringing up to thank me
18:22See ya
18:24Well, that's what I'd call a bit of an oversell
18:26Nah, Madge will live up to it
18:27I don't think anyone could live up to that
18:29They'd have to be super-secret directors
18:31Daphne, Daphne, Daphne, you have got to sell these days
18:33The world is full of hype
18:35Yeah, but the hyper you go, the harder you fall
18:37Listen, kid, I do the gags around here
18:39Just hope the joke's not on Madge
18:41You need any help with your homework?
18:43No, it's okay, Clive
18:44Okay? Okay?
18:46You're not satisfied with okay, are you?
18:48With my help you could be brilliant
18:50If I suddenly become brilliant, my teacher's going to get suspicious
18:52I'll be fine, thank you
18:53I'm not fully appreciated around here
18:55If you want me to add a little sparkle to your homework, just yell
18:58Alright?
18:59Oh, Clive?
19:00You want me to sparkle over the page?
19:01No, um, how would you feel about taking a day off?
19:04I'd feel terrific, but I doubt if Shane would be too impressed
19:07Time is money and all that sort of stuff
19:09Why, is it important?
19:10Uh, no, it's nothing, it doesn't matter
19:12Well, I might go and sit in front of the mirror and sparkle at myself
19:15Find someone who appreciates me
19:16Mm-hmm
19:22I don't understand you, Desmond
19:24Don't you know what this means?
19:25This means you have a chance to win Daphne again
19:28Well, I don't think she's too interested at the moment
19:30Oh, of course she is
19:31You're the one she really loves
19:33Well, don't let her get away
19:35Snap her up while you can
19:37You make her sound like something on a bargain table
19:39Oh, don't talk nonsense
19:41And you haven't strung those green beans properly
19:43They're out of a cane
19:44They're out of a can
19:46Oh, canned food
19:48Oh, really, Desmond
19:49Mum, I'm tired, I just want to sit down, eat me tea and watch the TV
19:52But how can you be sure you can chew your food 30 times if you're not concentrating?
19:59I know what you're trying to do, you're trying to change the subject, aren't you?
20:01I don't want there to be a subject, Mum, I just want peace and... Mum, please just go
20:05Very well, if that is your attitude, but don't blame me if you miss the bus because your head was in the clouds
20:11Look, you're forgetting one thing, Shane is my best mate
20:12And if there's any chance of him and Daphne getting back together again, I am not going to muscle in on it
20:17Ah, but you see, they have broken up, the track is clear, the field is free, the barriers are down
20:21Mum, you sound like a wraith commentator
20:23Look, I don't care what you say, I know that you love Daphne and the only reason you won't go and tell her is because you are afraid and don't tell me that isn't true
20:30Uh-huh
20:35Well, you just think about that, Desmond
20:39Bye-bye, dear
20:42See ya
20:43Bye-bye, dear
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