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00:00Neighbours
00:02Everybody needs good neighbours
00:06With a little understanding
00:10You can find the perfect blend
00:15Neighbours
00:18Neighbours
00:20Should be there for one another
00:24That's when good neighbours become good friends
00:36There we are. Another perfect batch.
00:40What's happening? Where's breakfast?
00:42We are fending for ourselves this morning, Shane.
00:45I'll have a couple of fried eggs if you're doing some.
00:48How come you're not making it?
00:49I'm not a servant, Shane.
00:51If you remember what I said last night, I have a job interview this morning.
00:54All right, there's only to be such a grout.
00:56Don't pick on her, Shane.
00:57This is a big day for man. She's going back into the workforce.
01:00Okay, then. Well, I'll skip breakfast.
01:02Oh, Shane, if you wouldn't mind, if you're going past the coffee shop, would you...
01:06Oh, Shane, I'm sorry I was forgetting.
01:08What's the matter with me this morning?
01:10It's this job interview. It's making me nervous.
01:12Look, I told you you'd be all right.
01:14You worked in that business for years with Fred.
01:17I don't need a confidence boost, Tom.
01:19I'm quite confident. I'm nervous, that's all.
01:22Well, I didn't just work with Fred. I ran the place.
01:25Almost.
01:26Yeah, well, they don't use those cord switchboards anymore, are you, Madge?
01:29Reckon you'll handle all those new gadgets?
01:31Yeah, you've got to be very careful these days.
01:33Everything's on computer.
01:35If you press the wrong button, you could wipe out a whole company.
01:38Well, thank you for the warning, Tom, but I do understand office procedure.
01:43Filing, typing, correspondence, those things haven't changed.
01:47Oh, don't get me wrong, Madge. I wish you the best of luck.
01:50It's just that you've never worked in a modern office.
01:52I mean, they've got so many machines these days.
01:55I'm surprised they even need secretaries at all.
01:57Yeah, better watch out, aren't you, Madge? You're about to become obsolete.
02:00Weren't you going?
02:01I'm gone.
02:02Obsolete.
02:03There'll always be a demand for good secretaries.
02:06Yeah, I've got to go too. Early job.
02:08Oh, Tom, Tom the Pies. I showed you where the coffee shop was yesterday.
02:13Oh, I'll be back in an hour. I'll do it then. Best of luck with the interview.
02:17Mm.
02:18Ah, you'll be all right.
02:22Mm-hmm.
02:26Obsolete.
02:28Aren't you coming in with me?
02:31I can't. I've got to finish this and get it back to Lasseter's.
02:33I've got to strike while the iron's hot. He's really getting behind me.
02:36Yeah, we've got to organise the move to Lasseter's first. Doesn't that come first?
02:39Oh, no. Honestly, Daft, Give to the Gab is a new business and I'm working very hard on it.
02:43I can't pass off pre-publicity.
02:45What sort of jobs are you going to pick up from having posters around a hotel?
02:48Overseas visitors. I can help translate things into Australian for them.
02:51You can't speak any other languages.
02:53I can. American, English, Irish, it's communication, Daft. That's what it's all about.
02:57Excuse me. Can I interrupt?
02:59Um, could one of you come down to the school this afternoon?
03:02Or maybe both of you, perhaps?
03:03Oh, Mike, you've chosen a bad day for me. I'm trying to organise the move.
03:06Yeah, it's hard for me too. I was going to work on this.
03:08What's on at school?
03:09Oh, it's just a sports carnival. You know, sports and stuff.
03:12Will there be one next term?
03:14Yeah, I guess so.
03:15Well, do you mind if you give it a miss this time?
03:17Um, okay, that'll be fine. Next time will be good.
03:20Bye then.
03:21See ya.
03:23What do you reckon about putting up a poster in the coffee shop? Is it worth it?
03:26Seeing as you're moving?
03:27Oh, we still get the kids coming in.
03:29If anyone needs your services, it's the teenagers.
03:32Yeah, you're right, actually.
03:33Kids always need help with expressing what they really want to say.
03:39You can work at this desk.
03:41I'll start you on typing invoices. It's all pretty straightforward stuff.
03:44Miss Black, I really do want...
03:45Bev, call me Bev. We're all on first names here.
03:48Well, Bev, I want to thank you for taking me on.
03:52Especially after not testing me first.
03:54Oh, don't worry.
03:55Clive had a pretty big rave about you, and that's good enough for me.
03:59Oh dear, I do hope Clive didn't go overboard.
04:02Did he tell you I've been out of the workforce for a couple of years?
04:06Madge, according to Clive, you're intelligent, efficient, reliable and honest.
04:11In other words, just who I've been looking for.
04:13Sit down and relax and I'll get you started.
04:18Oh.
04:19Wonderful, isn't it?
04:20It's not quite a word processor, but not far short.
04:24I'm... I'm sorry Bev, I've never used anything like this before.
04:28Oh, you'll soon get used to it.
04:29It's just like a typewriter that does a few extra tricks.
04:32How do I turn it on?
04:34This is how you load it.
04:36You press this button here.
04:38You've got it.
04:43Now have a practice run, and I'll go and get the invoices.
04:57Yoo-hoo! Desmond!
04:58Excuse me, Desmond!
05:04What do you want?
05:05Have you had any further thoughts about our discussion last night?
05:07Not here, Mum. I'm at work.
05:09You must move with all possible speed.
05:11Daphne is the only girl in the world he's ever loved.
05:13You must do something if you want her back.
05:15Mum, I refuse to discuss this.
05:16She'll slip through his fingers.
05:17She'll slip through your fingers!
05:19Listen, Mum.
05:20If I'm lucky, very lucky, Daphne and I could end up as friends.
05:24Good friends, but nothing more than that.
05:26There's gonna be no more romance.
05:28Not after that...
05:31Not after that wedding fiasco.
05:33And like I said, Shane's a mate of mine.
05:34And there's no way I'm moving in on a broken romance like some vulture.
05:39Good on you, Des.
05:41No concern of yours, Danny.
05:43Would you just get back to your work?
05:45And this doesn't concern you either.
05:47Mum, not only are you interfering with my private life,
05:49but you're stopping me from getting on with my work now.
05:51Goodbye.
05:52But...
05:53I said goodbye!
05:54Never had a joke.
05:58There you go.
05:59Thanks, Daph.
06:00See you.
06:01Bye.
06:02I might have guessed you were here.
06:03Come on, I need you back to the office now.
06:04I've got an appointment and I'm running late.
06:05Okay, okay.
06:06There's no need to bite my head off.
06:07What are you in such a bad mood about anyway?
06:08Well, I've just been on the phone to Jack Lasseter
06:10and it seems he's lost interest in selling the complex.
06:12I can't seem to get a straight answer as to why.
06:14I mean, one minute he's partying for the bush
06:16and the next minute he wants to stay put.
06:17It just doesn't make any sense.
06:18Oh, surely your devious little mind can see what's happened.
06:22Oh, what do you mean?
06:23Sorry, you'll have to work it out for yourself.
06:25Zoe, if you know something about this, tell me.
06:27I'm afraid I can't.
06:28You told me not to mix my personal life with business, remember?
06:31Zoe, look, if you know something that affects the business,
06:33just tell me now.
06:34All right, all right.
06:35All I can say is that your agent
06:38has become awfully good friends with Mr. Lasseter.
06:43Andrea.
06:46It was all going too smoothly.
06:48All that garbage Lasseter was spouting about her,
06:50making him nostalgic for the outback.
06:56They were in it together, weren't they?
06:57Oh, she got the money off me
06:59and then he turned the tables on me.
07:01I didn't know.
07:05The End
07:07Hi, hi.
07:12Three cups of coffee please.
07:13Sure.
07:17Well, well, well.
07:18Yeah.
07:19I brought you some pies.
07:21From Matt.
07:22Thanks Mr. Ramsey.
07:23Just put them on the counter.
07:24Call me Tom.
07:26You seem a decent sort.
07:28Thanks.
07:29Look, I'm sorry I went on at you a bit the other night.
07:31I was just...
07:32Well, I was all steamed up for shame.
07:34I know.
07:35Let's just forget it.
07:36That Clyde's a real talker.
07:37He's got away with words, hasn't he?
07:39Yep.
07:40He's certainly got a gift of the gab.
07:43Look, I can give you one of his pamphlets if you like.
07:45Might need him one day.
07:46Oh.
07:47Gift of the gab.
07:48Yeah.
07:49You never know.
07:50Oh, hell.
07:51What's wrong?
07:53Oh, you're back Tom Ramsey.
07:55More's the pity.
07:56Excuse me, please.
07:57If you've come to distribute more ham bills for your relative's shop, you can turn around
08:00and leave.
08:01Oh, look, Daphne.
08:02I really do have to go.
08:03I'm sorry I was late with the pies.
08:04The first job took longer than I thought.
08:06Wait a moment.
08:07Did you say that you delivered these pies in a plumber's van?
08:11What's wrong with a van?
08:12It's filthy.
08:13That's what's wrong with it.
08:15Filthy?
08:16It's as clean as a whistle.
08:17But you're a plumber.
08:18You're up to your elbows in bacteria all day.
08:20Now, hold on, Mrs. Mengel.
08:21There is nothing wrong with these pies.
08:23I've seen the kitchen where they're cooked and it's spotless.
08:25And so is the van.
08:26At least the front of it is where they're carried.
08:28You daggy old motor mouth.
08:29I've got a good mind.
08:30Please, keep a push down with customers.
08:32Oh, that's right.
08:33It's your customers.
08:35Heaven only knows what diseases they're coming down with.
08:40Now you've gone far enough.
08:42I haven't even started.
08:44I happen to know that the health inspector will be on his rounds this afternoon.
08:48And I intend to tell him every last unhealthy detail about the food in this shop.
08:52I shall return at half past three.
08:54Come on.
08:57Ladies, please.
08:58I'm sorry.
09:00Hi, Daphne.
09:01I've just come for lunch.
09:02I just saw Mrs. Mengel marching off.
09:03What's wrong with that?
09:04The old bag.
09:05Clive, you wouldn't believe what's happened here this afternoon.
09:07Well, tell me.
09:08Clive.
09:09Listen, this gift of the gab thing you've got.
09:13Yes.
09:14You want to make a booking?
09:15No.
09:16Not for me.
09:17No.
09:18But I think Daphne might have something that could be right up your alley.
09:22Who?
09:25Yeah.
09:27What are you doing at 3.30 the Savo, mate?
09:30Nothing.
09:31Why?
09:36How's it going?
09:37How bother?
09:38I haven't finished.
09:40Have these finished?
09:42I'm afraid they're not very neat.
09:44Madge, would I be right in saying that you and this typewriter don't see eye to eye?
09:50Oh, I'm sorry, Bib.
09:51I've never used anything like it before.
09:53Look, don't worry.
09:54Come and do some photocopying with me over here.
09:56Can you fix these up for me, please?
09:57Oh, hi, Zoe.
09:58I want to draw some...
09:59Hi.
10:00I want to draw some cash on my credit card, please.
10:01Then I want to use it to make my payment.
10:02You can't.
10:03Sorry.
10:04Why not?
10:05You can't.
10:06Sorry.
10:07Why not?
10:08You can't borrow money from them to pay them back what you already owe.
10:11Danny, I'm inside the limits, so you can't stop me taking the money out and then I'll just
10:14use it to pay my bill.
10:15Hang on a minute.
10:16Debs.
10:17Customer.
10:18Inguiry.
10:19Sorry.
10:20Sorry.
10:21I'm inside the limits, so you can't stop me taking the money out.
10:25And then I'll just use it to pay my bill.
10:28Hang on a minute.
10:29Debs.
10:30Customer.
10:31Inguiry.
10:32Oh.
10:33What's the problem?
10:37Well, I'm broke.
10:38That's the problem.
10:39Until I get paid next Friday.
10:41So I want to get a cash advance on my card, then I'll pay my bill and that way I'll still
10:44have my pay on Friday, see?
10:46No, no, Zoe, that won't work.
10:48You'll end up owing for the payment plus the cash advance.
10:52And as soon as you get the money, the whole amount takes on what?
10:5521.
10:5621% interest.
10:57It's okay.
10:58I've figured that out.
10:59I've got 30 days until the next payment, so I've got the use of that money.
11:02I've got the use of that money for the next 30 days.
11:05Zoe, you already owe too much.
11:07A stunt like this could put you even deeper in debt.
11:09Thanks for the advice, Dez.
11:11Now, do I get my cash advance or do I get on the phone to head office and tell them you
11:16won't honour the conditions of the card?
11:18All right.
11:19All right.
11:20I can't stop you, Denny.
11:21You do it.
11:22Thanks, Bear.
11:23Now I can relax.
11:25It's a good feeling, paying off a bill.
11:27Yeah, I've got a knockoff at 3 o'clock today.
11:30Oh, what?
11:31Yep.
11:32I've got a booking for Gift of the Gap.
11:33It should be a beauty.
11:34I can't wait.
11:35That'll be right.
11:36Any excuse to get out of work in here.
11:37Oh, be fair.
11:38You've got your home James business.
11:39Look at it this way.
11:40The more jobs we get, the quicker we get rich and stop work altogether.
11:42Beats me why you're hanging back to medicine if you want to get rich.
11:44It'd be a damn sight more prosperous than this Gift of the Gap thing.
11:46It's not as much fun.
11:47You've only got one life.
11:48You may as well enjoy it.
11:49G'day.
11:50Hey, how are things at your place?
11:51Especially with Madge?
11:52Well, if you must know, Madge was last seen run around the house like a demented chook.
11:57Some smart aleck has got her a job interview.
11:59All part of the service.
12:00Proper Mr. Fixit, aren't you?
12:01Well, I hope Mr. Fixit knew what he was doing.
12:04Madge certainly didn't have much confidence in it.
12:06You know, I've been a man and a man.
12:07You've been a man and a man and a man.
12:08You're a man and a man.
12:09You're a man.
12:10You're a man.
12:11You're a man.
12:12You're a man.
12:13You're a man.
12:14You're a man.
12:15You're a man.
12:16You're a man.
12:17Madge certainly didn't have much confidence in herself this morning.
12:19She'll cope? Tell her niece she will, yeah.
12:22She's a strong woman, Madge. I've got a lot of time for her.
12:25She'll not only get that job, but in a couple of weeks she'll probably be running the joint.
12:43What's happening? She's not printing anything.
12:46Oh, I hate you.
12:49What have you done, Madge?
12:51I don't know, Bev.
12:53Oh, it's nothing serious. It's just a little breakdown.
12:55Oh, it's my fault. I broke it.
12:57Look, don't worry about it. It could have happened to anybody.
13:00No, it couldn't. It wouldn't have happened to you and it wouldn't have happened to anyone else here.
13:03It's me. I just can't use these machines.
13:06Look, how about doing some filing for us? Straightforward A to Z the old-fashioned way.
13:11No, thank you, Bev. But no, you've been very patient with me, more patient than I deserve.
13:16I could do some filing for you, but it'd be a waste of your time and mine.
13:21Please don't blame Clive for this.
13:24I didn't realise how useless I was.
13:27I think I'd just better resign. There's no place for me here. I'm obsolete.
13:40Mike, be thorough, but go as fast as you can.
13:42Okay. How long till the enemy arrive?
13:44Oh, it's about half an hour. How'd the school carnival go?
13:48You, Daphne!
13:49Oh, what timing. This is all I need.
13:51Oh, are you, dear? I have to speak to you.
13:53I haven't got time to talk, Arlene. I've got to keep cleaning.
13:55Well, it's spotless as usual.
13:57Of course it's spotless.
13:59If Mrs Mankell and the health inspector do you, I can't stay around and gossip.
14:03Oh, Daphne, as if I would gossip.
14:05Excuse me, Mrs Clark.
14:06Oh, Daphne, dear, I have been reading this wonderful true romance book.
14:11Oh, how nice.
14:12Yes, it says that when a man courts a woman the old-fashioned way,
14:16with flowers and little gifts, it gives her goosebumps.
14:20I wouldn't know.
14:22Well, yes, but wouldn't you love it if you were courted by a man
14:25who made you feel like you were the only girl in the world?
14:28Now, kitchen cupboards. How are you going, Mike?
14:31Oh, nearly done.
14:32Good. Oh, sorry, Eileen.
14:34Were you saying something to me?
14:36Yes, this book I was reading.
14:38I said, wouldn't you like it if you were courted with gifts and flowers
14:43and little outings and things like that?
14:45Yes, yes, I suppose I would.
14:46Look, you'll have to. Excuse me. I'll need to get that kitchen finished.
14:48Yes, well, it's quite all right.
14:50Mission accomplished.
14:52Bye-bye, dear.
14:57Oh, I was going to tell you about the swimming carnival.
14:59Oh, Mike, can it wait?
15:00I can't think straight until this health inspector's been.
15:03Huh.
15:07So we staggered into the cockpit and sat down
15:09and he turned to me and said,
15:11are you in a condition to fly this thing?
15:13I said, I don't know, but in your condition,
15:15if we crash, you won't feel a thing.
15:20Well, well, well, the conspirators.
15:22I guess what you two are laughing at.
15:24That was some cute trick you played on me.
15:26Not as bad as the one you tried to pull on me.
15:28I know.
15:29Mine was a businessman either.
15:30Yours, yours was downright fraudulent.
15:32That money you took from me was on false pretenses, Andrea.
15:35You are.
15:36I haven't cashed in yet.
15:38I thought I might need the money to leave here,
15:40but I don't need it anymore.
15:43No apologies?
15:44No remorse?
15:45Come on, you're the one who started the dirty tricks.
15:47Look, I was ready to sign that option
15:49until I realised you were trying to con me.
15:51Now, come on.
15:52I don't like the underhand stuff, Paul.
15:54I do my business straight down the line.
15:57All right, all right.
15:58You've got the better of me.
16:00Look, I've got no hard feelings.
16:01Can we call it quits and go back to where we were?
16:03Where's that?
16:04You were about to sign the option paper.
16:06I've changed my mind.
16:08Oh, Jack.
16:09No, don't come to Pally stuff with me.
16:10Look, I will serve you a drink,
16:12but that's the only business I'll do with you
16:14until I'm quite convinced you're trying nothing underhand.
16:17Squeaky clean.
16:18That's the only way I do business, mate.
16:20Yes, well, when I was last talking to Daphne...
16:24Talking to...
16:25Mum, will you ever learn to stop interfering in my life?
16:28Helping, Desmond, not interfering.
16:31If there was anyone who needed help with matters of the heart,
16:34it's my little boy.
16:35Mum, I'm not a little boy.
16:37I'm a bank manager.
16:38Yes, but we're not talking about your job.
16:40We're talking about romance, love, women.
16:43When it comes to that, you have the innocence of a child.
16:47All right, well, would you like to go to my office
16:48and tell me about the birds and the bees?
16:50I've already spoken to Daphne
16:51and she tells me the way she would like to be courted.
16:53She would like to be wooed.
16:54She would like little gifts like chocolates and flowers.
16:57Right, why don't you just make me a list, eh?
16:59Done that, dear, done that.
17:00There we are.
17:01Ideas for outings.
17:02Now, you could take her for a drive in the country.
17:04That's very nice.
17:05Weather's nice at this time of the year.
17:06Surprise tickets for the ballet.
17:07Oh, Swan Lake, that would be lovely.
17:09Dancing at the Trocadero.
17:11Do you remember the Trocadero in Perth, Desmond?
17:13The Trocadero...
17:14Mum, this is the 80s, not the 40s.
17:16The Trocadero's been gone for ages.
17:18Oh, what a pity.
17:19Such a lovely place.
17:20It's where your father proposed to me so long ago.
17:23Yeah, well, I'm the result of a steamy night at the Trocadero.
17:25Thank God the place has gone.
17:26Now, take the list and your advice and just go away.
17:30And don't come back, Mum.
17:31All right, dear.
17:32Yes, well, I know how these things niggle at you.
17:34And I've already started the niggling.
17:36Mum, just promise you'll keep out of it this time, OK?
17:38Mm-hmm.
17:39Well, I have my singing lessons, dear.
17:40Because, after all, when Daphne and you get married,
17:43I'll be singing at the church.
17:45Oh, promise me that someday you and I...
17:51I wonder if they've found anything wrong.
17:53It's been in it for ten minutes.
17:54Oh, they're probably just having a chat.
17:56He seems a decent enough bloke.
17:58We'd have to look into all complaints.
18:00I can understand that.
18:01I'm just glad we passed the inspection.
18:03Well, no worries there.
18:04Between you and me, I knew there was nothing wrong.
18:06Mrs. Mangle is one of our regular complainers.
18:09And it never amounts to anything.
18:11Everything all right with my van?
18:12So long as the food is carried in the front, I'm satisfied.
18:15Good on you, sport.
18:16Here comes the Mangle.
18:18Oh.
18:19So, is the inspection completed?
18:21Mm-hmm.
18:22And the result?
18:24There is no cause for complaint here, Mrs. Mangle.
18:27Everything's in order.
18:28What?
18:29With a plumber delivering the food?
18:31If you can't find anything wrong, I shall have to go higher.
18:34You're not going to wriggle out of this one, my girl.
18:37And you're very quiet this afternoon.
18:40No more names to call me.
18:42Well, what's going on here?
18:45Excuse me.
18:47Excuse me.
18:48Excuse me.
18:49Excuse me.
18:50Excuse me.
18:51Ladies and gentlemen, the following message is brought to you by Gift of the Gab,
18:54the company that lets everyone have a voice.
18:56Oh, what is this nonsense?
18:58Pay attention, please.
18:59I only do the message once.
19:01The proprietors of this coffee shop wish to announce that they are sick and tired of being hassled by Mrs. Mangle,
19:06who is well-known in the neighbourhood as a troublemaking old busybody.
19:10How dare you?
19:11Madam, this is a paid announcement.
19:13The views expressed don't necessarily reflect the views of the management of Gift of the Gab.
19:17See?
19:18Uh, where was I?
19:20Uh, busybody.
19:21Busybody, thank you.
19:22Mrs. Mangle also has relatives opening a rival coffee shop,
19:25so her motives for causing this trouble are clearly dishonest and totally sneaky.
19:30Her false and unjust accusations have wasted everyone's time,
19:33including officials from the health department.
19:35Yeah.
19:36I'm leaving.
19:37No, no, no, stay.
19:38This is the best part coming up.
19:39It's a big finish.
19:40Fire, burn and quarter and bubble.
19:42Mrs. Mangle causes trouble.
19:44With you no more shall we tangle.
19:46See you later, Mrs. Mangle.
19:48Ah!
19:49Oh!
19:50Well, that settles it.
19:51I shall never set foot in this place again.
19:54Oh-ho-ho!
19:55Yay!
19:56Yay!
19:57Did you see the look on her face?
19:58Typical Clive Gibbons.
19:59He's always somewhere else when it's time to pack up the gear.
20:02It's always a different excuse every day, too.
20:05I mean, today it was this brand new business of his.
20:07Ha!
20:08Doesn't stand a flaming chance.
20:10Fine, honey, man.
20:12How'd your job go?
20:14It's finished.
20:16I resigned.
20:17Yeah?
20:18What happened?
20:19Ha!
20:20It was exactly the way you said it would be.
20:23All machines and computers, they'd beep at you.
20:26They'd flashlights at you.
20:28I couldn't make anything work.
20:31I wrecked one of them.
20:33Ha!
20:34That was Clive's fault of you.
20:35You shouldn't have sent you there in the first place.
20:37Oh, it wasn't Clive's fault.
20:38It's me.
20:39I'm useless, Shane.
20:42I'm totally useless.
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