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00:00what's up thank you so much for coming and it's not quite christmas but i did get you a present
00:06oh my god check it out oh my gosh it's gorgeous i know right it's a
00:12lifen electric toothbrush that's what i'm talking about
00:21hey real short fam sarah malisky here and welcome to my home i'm really excited tonight
00:26because i'm hosting i'm very happy about that but of course i take forever to get ready so i'm not
00:32done with my hair at all and it is raining out and so that means i got a lot of frizz going on
00:37so i'm gonna straighten it with my new favorite hair dryer
00:40i'm obsessed oh my god i need to get this as a gift for every person i know
00:57it dries it so quick it straightens it without damaging which is all i need in life truly
01:03i love how smooth the nozzle is it's so versatile and honestly it just straightens my hair in like
01:14one one little swoop my favorite takeaway from the hair dryer is the fact that it
01:20does what you need it to do in a timely manner without damaging what you have
01:27so happy honestly life in is my secret weapon to not having damaged hair and just being able to
01:35style it with five minutes hey okay i am so excited because i put my sweat and tears into this turkey
01:47and it's not for me i'm a vegan but it's for my dear friend aaron and i i've worked with aaron
01:52quite a bit and i know how much that boy can eat and when i say eat i mean eat i mean it's like a
01:59three-order lunch meal for that guy but he's a lot of muscle so what can i say
02:06so i'm excited because i've prepared some vegetables some mashed potatoes there's there's a lot going on
02:13here for me and aaron but i know that aaron is going to be eating this whole situation here yeah
02:19i'm excited i think he's about to be here hey oh my god come on in what's up thank you so much for
02:28coming i love you thank you for having me yes so good to see you oh my gosh oh a little rosé i'm
02:34excited oh let's get it oh my god eric it's so good to see you i honestly think the last time
02:44was in canada it was it was in montreal dude we said goodbye to each other both like we're both
02:50crying misty-eyed yeah for sure thank you that was an experience and a half dude oh my gosh honestly
02:57that was one for the books that really really really really really honestly people like the show
03:03though they keep reviewing it like it's still getting reviews i like that i got to play the villain
03:08dude right and i liked that i got to play two non-villains yeah that was sick yeah she did so
03:13good cheers cheers hey love you dude oh yeah it's gonna get weird okay so some of us some of us have
03:22not eaten at all today soon so happy reelsgiving aaron reelsgiving i know it's so cute happy reelsgiving
03:31everybody we love you so much so with that honestly like i feel like sometimes it can be kind of hard you
03:37know life is just crazy and sometimes it's hard to like be really centered and actually be like oh
03:43no i i'm grateful for this like this is working for me like even like the small little things to
03:48be grateful for it's hard and that's why today is a good day because it it does remind you to be
03:53grateful for stuff so great absolutely so like i don't know what would you say you're grateful for
03:57oh my goodness i have been so fortunate to just be working a lot this year so i've had so much stuff
04:03come out this year that i'm like so so so pumped and my family has grown this year too which i'm
04:08very excited about um and baby luna yeah baby luna so it's just been um i don't know it's just been
04:16wonderful like going on this this like it's so funny i'm i'm starting a project tomorrow but i don't
04:21have anything booked after that so you're like yes i'm working and then all of a sudden you're like
04:24wait i gotta book something right yeah the life of an actor the life of an actor it always it always hits
04:30and it just i'm so grateful for it hitting what are you thankful for oh my gosh a lot i would say
04:37honestly not even to bring it back to this but i'm so grateful and thankful for our show and that
04:43opportunity that real short gave me and so many special people here at real short to do a really
04:48fun lead that was really unique and different and it was so fun it was so much fun on set and like
04:54i'm not saying this to just promote the show like at all but go watch it i love you
04:58um but we laughed so hard we were just talking about that because we we shared an apartment
05:04together and it was feral like straight feral cats running around the alley and i just like on so like
05:13moments like that i really cherish where i'm like okay i'm doing what i like to do i'm working with
05:20one of my best friends and just laughing yeah like that's what it is you literally one of the first
05:25projects i ever booked was this mobile game commercial and she was on it so like i've known
05:30her as long as i've actually been doing this thing i've known yeah yeah we've been in it together for a
05:34while so crazy and then when i cat i cast you all the time but my favorite show that i've cast you in
05:39is surrender to my professor oh my goodness daddy um i love that one but wow i would say as an all
05:49encompassing thought of gratitude for me would be health yeah i know that's like so basic but it's
05:56like even when you have like a little stuffy nose you're just like
06:01yeah it's like yeah i try to be like okay i'm grateful for my health today like i'm grateful
06:05i can move my body i can smell things yeah those things and really friends and people that inspire you
06:13i'd say yeah to keep it going to keeping the creativity flowing and the fun the laughs so
06:19days like that for me are very important and you know because it's and it's not all like that like
06:24not every day is a sunshine field like at all wait it's not well maybe for you but
06:31i'm trying yeah i'm out just after you're trying dude yeah this this community of like i mean
06:37all our friends dude everybody's so kind in this in this whole community that we have yeah
06:41yeah and um i'm very thankful for that like we all i don't know it feels like we're all friends
06:46even though we don't actually hang out i know it's so funny it's so funny because
06:50questions i get a lot from fans that are like oh my gosh do you and whoever hang out all the time
06:55and it's like no no we busy dude yeah and it's like no on set and like i try to like book certain
07:01people together so that we can hang out on set but you know but real talk fans let us know in the
07:07comments what you're grateful for and you might win 100 coins oh 100 coins that's a lot that actually
07:13that's a gift from us to you that really helps yeah oh yeah yeah we love you you're welcome to have
07:18fun yeah don't spend it all in one place but which episode but maybe ours our show
07:24oh just please shall we eat yeah let's eat oh i'm so hungry how do you like the uh collie so good
07:36yeah it's seasoned to perfection took me like 17 hours to do that no for you okay so
07:43i actually have to tell you the funny story and i can't believe i'm doing this on air
07:48it's so embarrassing so obviously you know how these go i was working on a show
07:54the hours are crazy it's a really fun show guys it's a holiday special coming out soon
07:59really yeah it's it's really cute i'm really excited anyway so i forgot like two weeks ago
08:08i told my friends i would dog sit for them and luckily they live like five minutes away from me so
08:14i was like it's like yeah whatever whatever and then and then my brain because it just wasn't
08:22calibrating and i was rapping really late at night i get in my bed it's like 1 a.m and i look at my
08:27phone and i'm like oh my gosh it's friday the 17th i'm supposed to be at the dog's house i'm supposed
08:32to be babysitting the dog the pomeranians that poor dog no i know and i was like i mean do i go right
08:38now or do i go in the morning and i was like no i gotta go i gotta go right now because
08:42i feel guilty so i 2 a.m i pack my little bag i go to their house and there's this weird car in
08:50their driveway and it's not their car and i was like maybe it's like a friend that's like i don't
08:55know like what and i was like fine so i find my little key i unlock the door and then it goes
09:03and there's a chain there and the door wouldn't open i was like oh my god someone's here and i was
09:08like maybe they told a friend to come over instead of me because i wasn't really responding to them
09:13and then i hear hello and i was like hi it's sarah i'm the dog sitter it's just me and then it's my
09:22two friends who i'm dog sitting for they're they're a couple and they come out in their underwear and
09:29they're like what are you doing here and it's like 2 a.m and i was like i i felt like i was in
09:37a movie i was like oh my god aren't i supposed to be dog sitting in there like tomorrow
09:43because it was 2 a.m i thought it was that day dumb girl and i was like i was mortified i've never
09:51been that embarrassed in my life i was like i am so sorry you guys oh my gosh and i was like i probably
09:56scared you and they were like yeah and the pomeranians are like
10:03and they were like girl like do you want to sleep on the couch are you are you well and i'm like
10:10yeah i'll be here for the dogs tomorrow and they'll be fine that's so funny dude so i broke into their
10:17house yeah i mean scared the out of them skillfully yeah so that was really embarrassing and i was like
10:23mortified but they laugh about it now so that was my break-in story my break-in story was i had to be
10:31on set and it was a night shoot oh it was a night yeah yeah it was a night shoot we were just shooting
10:37in this neighborhood and all the houses looked the same yeah so i walked up to this house that i thought
10:42was the right house and i opened the front door which happened to be unlocked as well didn't do anything
10:48just walked in and then these dogs came up and they're like like what kind of dog like nipping
10:54at me like little little tiny boys right and they're just like really nice they're like happy
10:58to see me i'm like oh man cool that sounds like a good time yeah my bags down and i start walking
11:03into the house the house and this lady because like it goes all the way back this lady pops her head
11:08out of the kitchen and she's like hello was she old yeah i felt so bad dude i was like hi um is this
11:17rick's house like no it was like okay bye they're just was she like scared yeah a little bit she was
11:28like i i got out of there so fast like i heard her saying things as i was like wait wait how'd you
11:36yeah yeah and i was like okay bye it's the wrong place bye and i just ran out that's scary i i would
11:42i don't know what i would do my bad do you have any like fun thanksgiving stories or like weird
11:52things that have happened on thanksgiving or anything interesting yeah i mean it was always me
11:58and my cousins we were always kind of like around the same age so we just got into it like we would
12:03eat so here's the deal this is the way thanksgiving went everybody would eat and they'd get like one
12:08portion or whatever and i would usually no you'd have a small one with my cousin and then we would
12:13go play oh and then everybody we'd come back have dessert or whatever and then the family and then
12:17everybody would go to bed and then at about 11 11 30 me and the same exact cousin would like meet at
12:23the same time at night like it would be dark and we'd both be like i'd turn on the light and he would
12:28be like right outside we're both like oh what's up dude and then we would eat all the leftovers all of it
12:37so much are they mad and that was when thanksgiving actually happened right late at night me and my
12:42cousin just going to well it's always those like fun moments because like i feel like it's those weird
12:48little added moments with a random person or like a funny thing that wasn't supposed to happen that way
12:54is what makes it fun yeah because we would just be it'd be like you know 11 12 1 a.m we're just
13:00in the kitchen just eating turkey and potatoes and stuffing and what's your favorite thanksgiving dish
13:06that's a hard one okay probably the stuffing mm-hmm me too i love stuffing probably the stuffing
13:16unless dude so my cousin is a uh like a culinary like he's a chef oh when he makes anything it's
13:24just not all of it's unreal yeah so i'd eat anything that he makes okay these mashed potatoes are just
13:30obscene i mean i could eat the whole thing a good mashed potato goes a long way right when you
13:36do a family thing or if you go somewhere else do what do you bring like what's your go-to cheese
13:41oh like a nice cheese good charcuterie okay that's that's actually like it's like the appetizers set
13:48up the little wood board with a bunch of the good stuff yeah but mainly like i'm a stinky cheese man
13:54like i like blue cheese and like the weird cheeses nice it's a long boy
14:00i just straighten my hair so i bring like normal stuff and then i bring cheese that like most
14:06likely i'm the only one that's going to eat it so it's actually you're doing it for you yeah but you
14:11look like you're giving it's selfish in nature yeah but at least yeah but i also bring a bottle of wine
14:16and i don't usually drink okay okay so that's for everybody else and then i get to eat my cheese
14:24and hang out because it's really just i just want to hang out with people my go-to dish is a balsamic
14:31vinegar um reduction on um brussels sprouts so i bake the brussels sprouts and then i put this
14:39balsamic on it and they get crispy they're really good it's a really good dish it's really easy to do
14:43everybody likes a brussel that has that on it too solid solid move i like that like the the roasted
14:50when they're all crispy so good that's my go-to oh also one that i do is carrots glazed with maple
14:59syrup cinnamon vibe on top of it and like a honey so it's like a sweet but it's baked they're really good
15:04yeah and then everything here that you see i actually now that i'm like a person and not a child
15:11i love doing friends givings yeah it's really fun like you're right okay so okay okay okay okay okay
15:25so sarah and i have worked a bunch together yeah and we have our show but we mostly have worked on
15:33comedy yeah and like i don't know about you guys you all know her as like this like venomous poisonous
15:42villain yeah i know her as literally the funniest person i've ever met in my entire life thank you so
15:48much no i don't think you understand i am not kidding no no no no it's not okay i can't make eye
15:57contact with it like dude we couldn't there's so many times on that set where like i would just look
16:02at you no i can't no i can't shut up shut up don't look at me don't look at me oh like when we were
16:12doing what was that it was like the it wasn't a gala but it wasn't a banquet what was it the oh my god
16:18when i meet my sister for the first time yeah yeah yeah yeah dude it took so long to get through
16:24that that was a that was a that was a day that was dying so i know this is thanks reelsgiving
16:30thanksgiving reelsgiving but and it's not quite christmas but i did get you a present oh my god
16:38check it out yeah open it up open it up oh my gosh thank you so much you're so sweet
16:44you're so welcome oh my gosh it's gorgeous i know right it's a life in electric toothbrush
16:52that's what i'm talking about
16:55oh my god no so okay so i went so my dentist is always very like like hearty like he gets in
17:02there you know what i'm saying he's like hey bro you could really help me out if you actually like
17:06brushed your teeth better and i was like okay cool man and he recommended this toothbrush specifically oh my
17:12gosh it's so pretty yeah so it's beautiful there's also oh dude there's this crazy method he called it
17:17the base brushing method and it's supposed to be really good for your teeth and gums
17:20okay this is the most beautiful gift i've ever seen like look at how stunning this is it's so
17:27smooth i'm really excited also maybe i have a little bit of bad breath you know like it happens look
17:34that's not what i meant but like but it's what you said it's not i didn't say that
17:39um okay wait look at the bristles hold on let me put this down if you care about someone in your
17:44life you care about their teeth health the real power is in the bristles though let's take a look
17:50oh this is super pretty is that purple too yeah that's nice this is high tech i feel very fancy with
17:58this you should it's a fancy toothbrush it's gorgeous i'm so excited to use this i feel like pretty with it
18:04it thank you so much you're so welcome i wanted you to feel pretty with it that's the reason i bought
18:09it well i you know what honestly i i'm not gonna lie um i'm terrified of the dentist like i have it's
18:16my biggest fear is that and i do go now regularly but i don't like doing it and i've had a couple
18:22cavities in the past so nice yeah well you know what's funny is i actually got you a gift no you
18:29did it no i did i did mine's no that's why we're besties um i'm this is the packaging alone in this
18:37makes it look very fancy oh sorry okay um i'm obsessed with this i'm gonna keep the packaging
18:44and put some like safe keeps in there okay so i got you something too whoa what is it what is it what is
18:53what is it what is it no whammies no whammies oh he's excited oh it's a life and shaver oh it's
19:03really good and honestly i just figured because i've kissed have yes i've kissed you before we have
19:10you know sometimes the male beard be careful with your next words i i know i know i have to be very
19:17careful but it just it hurts and i know that you need like a silky smooth piece sometimes so i just
19:21figured you can have a really nice one for traveling it's really good on your skin it's
19:26like baby's bottom energy dude this is like it's high tech it's really nice yeah this is like a rolls
19:31royces it is let me use it on my chest yeah oh all right yeah nope wherever there's hair yeah it's
19:39really pretty right it's genetic all right yay thank you so much i'm just gonna put this in my pocket
19:46yeah keep it there yeah buddy oh my gosh thank you so much this is really beautiful you can have fun
19:51with that i'm gonna brush my teeth tonight what is there's so many things this is there are there's
19:56instructions i don't read the instructions right but if you did they're there come on yeah you know
20:02legal yeah um you know for uh for the liability of all of it and you know read the instructions yeah but
20:09thank you do you have any new traditions now that you have like a fresh family no
20:18yeah i want to i want to so bad but like it's all work yeah so like i want to do it so bad but
20:28there's only so many hours in the day well they're also still very young too they are very young yeah
20:34okay so who would your dream thanksgiving dinner guest situation be i just want comedians i was
20:41just gonna say jim carrey yeah chris farley no way i was gonna say chris farley but i was like
20:46wait maybe they gotta be alive adam sandler oh that'd be dope dude rob okay if we're going
20:50chris farlen robin williams oh that one like breaks me it really hurts dude anyways happy thanksgiving
20:57happy reelsgiving everybody we love you so much here i missed you guys drop us a comment tell us
21:03what you want to see next we love you so much and honestly i can speak for everybody here at
21:08real talk real short we are so grateful for you the viewers the fans all of us especially the actors
21:15i know everybody so intimately it's a little too close it we really care we really do no it's true
21:21the vertical actors here we care so much and you guys mean the world to us so thank you
21:25yeah let's make some fun content and again let us know what you want to see because your voice does
21:31matter um by the way you want to see comedies comedy love you guys i love you guys
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