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00:00AHHHHH!
00:02AHHHHH!
00:04AHHHHH!
00:06AHHHHH!
00:08AHHHHH!
00:10AHHHHHHHHH!
00:12AHHHHH!
00:14AHHHHH!
00:16AHHHHH!
00:18Down!
00:20Two! Lower!
00:22Down! Three!
00:24Down!
00:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:28They must have mixed up the pilots with a piece of shit.
00:30Janitors.
00:32What are you doing, janitor boy?
00:34Here to mop up our pissing shit?
00:40I'm here to get into Top Gun.
00:42Clean up my spit, my boy.
00:44Look at him. He's gonna cry.
00:46Summers. As in the son of Rick Summers?
00:48The one that's in jail for treason?
00:50I don't know who you had to give hand jobs to to get in here.
00:54Your technique must be amazing.
00:56You learned that from your convict daddy?
00:58Attention!
00:59I'm on deck!
01:04You are here to test for the Strike Fighter Tactics Program.
01:08A.K.A. Top Gun.
01:12And I'm Admiral Yeager.
01:14Time to show my dad who I am.
01:16Joining us on this trial is the head of Senate Naval Council Tony Dubois.
01:20I had to come when I found out the son of a traitor somehow got in this trial.
01:26You are the best pilots of the Navy.
01:28All but one.
01:30Before we fly, we need to test your strength, mental toughness, and the dedication.
01:36These tests are designed to break the weak.
01:38Any questions?
01:40I have a question!
01:48Why are you trying to kill my son?
01:50He's not even a pilot!
01:52How could he possibly handle Top Gun?
01:54Dad!
01:55Awww!
01:56Paul's traitor daddy came to protect him.
01:58What are you doing here?
02:00This is a secret Navy trial, not a soup kitchen.
02:04Please.
02:06I've saved the lives of half the soldiers on this base.
02:11Alright.
02:13Security!
02:14Oh wait, wait.
02:16Let Rick watch his son make a fool of himself.
02:21A janitor?
02:22With the blood of a traitor?
02:25At Top Gun?
02:27America is done!
02:29You better hope Cole shits his pants because if he flies, I will personally kill him.
02:43Unless my son does it first.
02:46Boy!
02:48Please welcome Gunner, the Giant Dubois, best pilot in the Navy, and my son.
02:55Is that the stench of dirty shit water?
03:01Or is it treason?
03:03I'm gonna break you into a cripple just like your traitor old man.
03:08Well go ahead, hit me bitch.
03:13You can join Drunk Daddy dearest in prison.
03:15Control yourself.
03:19First trial.
03:20The opposing G-Force is to make it feel like he's being ripped apart.
03:24To simulate that.
03:27The helitrial.
03:28Here's how it goes.
03:29The helicopter will lift off and you're gonna try to hold down yourself as long as you can.
03:34First up, Captain Paul Daniels.
03:37Call sign.
03:38Buckeye.
03:39Begin.
03:49Buckeye.
03:505.3 seconds.
03:52Well done.
03:53Next.
03:564.7 seconds.
03:584.5 seconds.
03:59Next up we have Lieutenant Mina Rylands.
04:03Call sign.
04:04Nightfall.
04:05Good luck.
04:08Don't think she's gonna wet your mom.
04:306.1 seconds.
04:33Nightfall takes the lead.
04:35Next up, The Giant.
04:55Ladies and gentlemen, we have a brand new leader.
04:57Gunner the Giant Dubois.
05:00With 10.1 seconds.
05:02And finally, we have Cole Summers.
05:05Call sign.
05:08Mop bucket.
05:09Admiral.
05:10I'm requesting a moment with my son.
05:13Will you at least drink this?
05:15You look like you're about to pass out.
05:17I'm fine.
05:19Son.
05:20Don't do this.
05:22Just quit.
05:23Why would I do that?
05:24Because all you're gonna do is make a complete ass out of yourself.
05:28You are not good enough.
05:29You have no idea what I'm capable of.
05:39You happy?
05:41Cole, don't do this.
05:43Cole, think about it!
05:45I can't mess this up.
05:47I might not get a chance like this again.
05:49But why do I feel so weak?
05:50But why do I feel so weak?
05:53No!
05:54No!
05:55No!
05:56No!
05:57No!
05:58No!
05:594.3 seconds my bucket
06:12That means you're in last place
06:15I drugged him with enough tranquilizers to put a horse to sleep
06:21But yet he held on as long as the others
06:24I'm sorry Cole
06:27I'm doing this to save your life
06:30My son
06:32It's unbelievable
06:34See I knew he couldn't do it
06:38Pretty much what I expected from a janitor
06:41What's the matter sweet pea
06:46You look a little woozy
06:48Just drop out of mop maggot
06:50What?
06:57Summers I think you've been drugged
06:59Those fuckers
07:00How do I shake it?
07:04For a mystery drug
07:04You'd need an adrenaline shot but that could kill you
07:08We have to go to the ER
07:09Not today
07:11Second trial
07:13Who's ready for a swim?
07:15Cole don't do it you'll drown
07:17Then I'll drown
07:19Thank you�
07:21Thank you
07:23Thank you
07:24Please
07:26Thank you
07:26Thank you
07:26Thank you
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