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00:00So, um, I'm really sorry about that.
00:08I didn't realize you were their dad. I didn't know. I'm sorry.
00:10Don't worry. It's a classic rom-com. Cute.
00:14Don't worry, Mommy. I can buy you a drink myself.
00:18Oh, wow. Thank you so much, bud.
00:20Um, just one thing. Why do y'all keep calling me Mommy?
00:24Cuz I see Mommy in my dreams all the time. You look just like her.
00:29Me, too. I got the same dreams, too. It's cuz we're twins.
00:33Twins? Mine were fraternal twins, too.
00:37They're my babies.
00:39I'm sorry, ma'am. They both had fatal congenital birth defects.
00:44They didn't make it.
00:46Anyway, Mommy, what are you looking for in a future husband?
00:51Chance, knock it off.
00:53Hey, now. Adults shouldn't butt in when kids are talking.
00:57How about this guy over here?
00:59Whoa!
01:00Oh, my God.
01:01Six feet tall.
01:02Handsome.
01:03Great courier.
01:05Two amazing kids.
01:07But never spends time around any woman.
01:12Yeah, isn't that just your dad's picture?
01:14Chance, I'm actually six foot two.
01:16Chance, stop it right now or you're grounded.
01:19Okay, stop. Don't ground him.
01:21They're having fun, clearly.
01:23It's not a big deal.
01:24It's okay, Mommy.
01:25Daddy actually never grounds us.
01:27He just pretends to be scary.
01:30Oh, yeah, Charity?
01:31What do you know about disciplining kids?
01:33Do you have any kids?
01:35That's what I thought.
01:37Okay?
01:38Chance, Charity, let's go.
01:39Wait.
01:40Uh, what if we got married?
01:42Then, if we were married, I would be okay disciplining them because they'd be mine.
01:50There you are, you skank.
01:52I've been looking all over for you.
01:54I maxed out my cards buying you clothes and shoes and you blocked my number?
02:00Excuse me for just a second.
02:03I'll be right back.
02:05Huh, I knew it.
02:07She's just after my money.
02:09Alright, we'll go back and wait.
02:15Cassandra, I finally found you.
02:18You're acting like you haven't seen me in three years.
02:21It's been, what, like three days?
02:24Besides, you are a married man.
02:28Act like it.
02:30Wait a minute, you know I was married?
02:33Mm-hmm.
02:34And you still spent my money?
02:36Yeah.
02:37Revenge.
02:38Oh, also I did send everything I got directly to your wife.
02:42So, um, I hope she loves designer.
02:53Woo!
02:54Okay, so, um, anyway, about that marriage.
02:59Think about it.
03:03Chance, Charity, why don't the two of you go get some ice cream?
03:06Yes!
03:10Sure, I'll marry you.
03:12Yeah?
03:13But just to be clear, I don't have a dime to my name.
03:17Are you sure about that?
03:18Because your suit you're wearing looks, like, really nice, actually.
03:22I'm the driver for a CEO.
03:24I only make, like, eight, nine grand a month.
03:27Yeah, eight or nine, that's not too bad.
03:29That's significantly more than I make, so.
03:31Uh, I mean, more, like, eight or nine grand, uh, quarterly.
03:35Oh.
03:36And it fluctuates a lot.
03:37I only make, like, two, three thousand a month.
03:40I mean, that's, that's not bad.
03:42That's fine.
03:43Where are you living right now?
03:44New Parkland.
03:45In a one bedroom, one bed, one bathroom apartment.
03:49Yeah, it's just fairly big enough, actually, for me and the twins.
03:52Sorry, did you just say New Parklands?
03:54Come on!
03:56No, that's literally the heart of the city.
03:58Those places go for what?
04:00A couple thousand per square foot?
04:02Even the smallest ones are, like, 2,000 square feet.
04:05Even if you were the CEO yourself, you probably still couldn't afford to live there.
04:09Come on.
04:10Yeah, no, you're right. New Parklands is crazy.
04:12That's crazy.
04:13It is.
04:14No, I'm sorry.
04:15I, I just do this thing when I get nervous.
04:17I just start lying.
04:19I do that.
04:20No, I do that too, seriously.
04:22I, I, I work in sales.
04:24I literally lie to customers for a living.
04:26Uh, no, actually, though, I'm, I'm kidding.
04:29Um, it's really, it's about...
04:31About what?
04:33It's all about hard work, not giving up.
04:35So, keep working hard.
04:38Maybe you'll get to live there one day.
04:39I, uh...
04:41Anyway, I am Cassandra.
04:43Officially introducing myself.
04:46I sell shoes for a living.
04:48I make about 3,000 a month, but I make commission.
04:51So, you know, I could help out with the kids' expenses.
04:54Stuff like that.
04:55Uh-huh.
04:56Well...
04:57Okay, actually...
04:58Don't say anything.
04:59A good saleswoman always gives their customer ample time to think things over.
05:03So, no rush.
05:05Think about my offer, okay?
05:07Okay?
05:11Why won't you marry her?
05:12I'm not gonna drink my milk anymore if you don't marry her.
05:16Sure.
05:17Have it your way.
05:19Miss Margaret.
05:21There.
05:22Happy?
05:23And what is it with you two and this fascination with this woman anyway?
05:26You don't even know her.
05:27Don't you remember what happened to you when you were little?
05:28Your old nanny that I had to fire gave you sleeping pills and tried to kidnap you.
05:30Daddy had to pay a fortune just to get you back.
05:31Do you really want that to happen again?
05:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:33No, no, no, no.
05:34Charity, Charity, I'm so sorry.
05:35Did Daddy scare you?
05:36No, I'm hungry.
05:37I really wish you could eat milk and cereal right now.
05:39Well, it's sitting there right in front of you.
05:40Why don't you just have some right now, okay?
05:41No, Chance just said we can't eat anymore if you're not marrying her.
05:46Chance, I told you to stop dragging your sister into this.
05:47Which one will you choose?
05:48Your pride or my sister who's starving?
05:49No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:50No, no, no, no, no.
05:51No, no, no, no, no.
05:52Charity, Charity, I'm so sorry.
05:53Did Daddy scare you?
05:54No, I'm hungry.
05:55I really wish you could eat milk and cereal right now.
05:56Well, it's sitting there right in front of you.
05:59Why don't you just have some right now, okay?
06:01No, Chance just said we can't eat anymore if you're not marrying her.
06:06Chance, I told you to stop dragging your sister into this.
06:11Which one will you choose?
06:12Your pride or my sister who's starving to death?
06:17Ugh, you kids.
06:19Alright, alright, alright, I'll marry her.
06:22Okay?
06:23Happy?
06:24There's just one condition that we have to follow.
06:28We cannot let her know that we're rich, okay?
06:31I have to make sure that she's going to treat you guys good first.
06:34Deal?
06:35Well, then that's a deal.
06:43You little rascals.
06:47Chance, do we have to pretend to be poor right now?
06:50I still got left a few million dollars left for my birthday presents.
06:56And I still want to buy her a huge diamond tiara.
07:00No, no, silly.
07:01That's not enough to get mommy anything.
07:06First, let's get focused on getting mommy and daddy married.
07:10Then, she'll get all of daddy's money and that'll be a lot more than we have.
07:17Hello?
07:18Who is this?
07:19This is, uh, uh, uh, William Stein.
07:20Okay, and who would that be?
07:21Your husband.
07:22You might want to save this number.
07:24Oh, come on.
07:25Dude, seriously?
07:26I mean, you are the richest bachelor in Winchester.
07:27I mean, you can marry anybody.
07:28And you're letting your kids choose.
07:29Crazy how one night at a bar seven years ago can completely change your life around.
07:42I should have never dragged you out for drinks, man.
07:44I mean, you wouldn't have gotten drugged and knocked up a stranger.
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