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00:00$50,000? Where'd you get this kind of money?

00:05I can't be right, unless...

00:08Damien, I don't know where you're from, but in the real world, writing a bad check is a crime.

00:13I knew it! He doesn't have this kind of money. He's just trying to show off.

00:18This check is worthless.

00:21It's not, Leslie. Cash the check.

00:26This idiot's clothes don't even have a brand.

00:29If you're gonna pretend to be rich, try investing in some nicer clothes instead of these cheap knockoffs.

00:34Cheap, huh? This is custom made, thank you.

00:36Damien, you are an embarrassment to this family. Lying to a child to protect your poor ego. How awful!

00:45You know, I was curious why your family's business was failing, but now I see why.

00:50You guys all jumped to conclusions, and you can't see the truth when it's right in front of your face.

00:55You think I'm some poor loser? Prove it. Cash the check. Take it to the bank.

01:01And when you're ready to apologize, my wife and I will be here waiting.

01:05And when the check bounces? It won't.

01:10This is a family Christmas, and I'm done wasting my time on this loser.

01:15Agreed. Tom, help me with this.

01:19I need a drink.

01:26Who brought these Christmas gifts?

01:28They're from Damien.

01:29It's just a few gifts I got for the family. We can open them up during dinner.

01:33I really don't want to upset Dad during dinner, so I better check him out to make sure they're not too cheap or offensive.

01:37I know.

01:38Hey, tough guy. What, are you embarrassed about your Christmas gifts?

01:42What is this fuss about, huh?

01:45Grandpa.

01:48This is my husband, Damien. The one I told you about.

01:51Merry Christmas, Grandpa.

01:52Good, good. Not too tall, but handsome.

01:56You two make a lovely couple.

01:59Hey, Dad, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?

02:01I couldn't wait to see my precious granddaughter.

02:06Is that a problem?

02:10Grandpa, everyone, dinner's ready.

02:26Can I help you, little girl?

02:36I'm here to get some cash from my uncle.

02:41My dad said it's fake, but my uncle Damien said it's real, and he's a nice guy.

02:46Can you help me cash it?

02:48Fifty thousand dollars?

02:50I think your uncle's playing a trick on you.

02:53I'm sorry. I didn't know.

02:58This is authentic. I'll get your cash now.

03:04Iris, where can I find a chair?

03:06Oh, you want a seat at our table when nobody wants you here?

03:11He's Iris' husband. Why don't you?

03:14Grandpa, we didn't even know Iris was married. It was random.

03:18Aren't you a little concerned that he could be coming for our family's wealth?

03:21Damien isn't like that.

03:23Iris, we're just looking out for you, okay?

03:25I mean, seriously, a guy like this, marrying the CEO of the Olsen Group,

03:30if he's not after our money, why else would he be here?

03:35That's enough.

03:37It's Christmas dinner. Everyone, be respectful.

03:41Damien, I got you a present.

03:54I think someone confused me for the dog.

03:56Good one, sis.

04:00Iris, your husband's just been begging like a pathetic dog for our family fortune.

04:04We're gonna treat him like one.

04:06Amanda, is this some kind of a joke?

04:08Actually, I'm not hungry anyway.

04:10Oh, you won't eat the food we give you.

04:12You ungrateful little gold digger.

04:15I'm confused.

04:17Okay, Grandpa, let me explain to you what everyone's thinking here.

04:21Damien doesn't deserve Iris. Not even a little.

04:25He tried to scam my daughter with a fake check.

04:27He's a terrible role model and a liar!

04:29You're a liar!

04:32Merry Christmas!

04:39The check was real, Dad!

04:44Leslie, where did you get all this?

04:46It's real.

04:47I took Uncle Damien's check to the bank and they cashed it.

04:50Thank you, Uncle Damien.

04:51Leslie, go back to the kids' table.

04:52I'm rich.

04:53The check was legit.

04:54That was 50 grand.

04:55That's more than Damien makes in a whole year.

04:56How'd you come up with this kind of cash?

04:57Damien, what's going on?

04:58Did we just assume he was poor?

04:59We did.

05:00But, you know what they say about assumptions.

05:01They make an ass out of you and me.

05:02This cannot be real.

05:03I'm rich.

05:04You know what they say about assumptions.

05:05They make an ass out of you and me.

05:06This cannot be real.

05:08I'm rich.

05:09You know what they say about assumptions.

05:11But, you know what they say about assumptions.

05:14They make an ass out of you and me.

05:17This cannot be real.

05:19Oh God, please tell me you didn't drain your measly life savings to impress us.

05:24Of course that's what he did.

05:25What a fragile ego.

05:27Draining your entire life savings just to impress a child?

05:30Ridiculous.

05:31It's shameful.

05:32Take it.

05:34You obviously need it more than many of us.

05:37Iris, I can't believe you married such a child.

05:40I can't believe you married such a pathetic man.

05:42It's sad.

05:43Damien, you don't have to do this.

05:45It's not worth going broke to impress me or my family.

05:48Iris, I'm not broke.

05:51And I don't need your money.

05:53And this is nothing compared to the gifts that I bought for your family.

05:58You'll see.

05:59I'm sorry, gifts?

06:02Gifts.

06:04Huh.

06:05Let's see them.

06:06Oh, come on Dad.

06:08He's just a poor salesman.

06:10I'm sure they're just trash.

06:12You want to see real Christmas gifts?

06:15Let's open Amanda's.

06:17She's a top executive that's consulted with Harvey Lambert's defense company.

06:22She's rich.

06:25And she gives good gifts.

06:27Hey, what about me?

06:28I've done deals with Mr. Lambert.

06:30I should get the credit.

06:31I've been keeping this family afloat.

06:33If it wasn't for me, Iris would have bankrupt this company years ago.

06:38Excuse me?

06:39The company was already in rough shape when I took over.

06:42If anything, I was the one who turned it around.

06:45The company is still failing.

06:48Iris, we can't just sit by and watch you run the Olsen Company into bankruptcy.

06:53And what exactly do you want me to do?

06:56Divorce this loser and marry Marcus.

06:58He has the funds we need.

07:00Marcus is a huge success.

07:02Go be with him.

07:04Or stick with this deadbeat and you'll be clipping supermarket coupons in no time at all.

07:09Is working with Harvey Lambert such a big deal to all of you?

07:12A big deal?

07:14Harvey Lambert runs a corporation worth billions.

07:17Something that you probably can't comprehend.

07:19Harvey Lambert's company is a subsidiary to a much larger corporation.

07:23I would know.

07:25Harvey's an employee.

07:27This pathetic guy thinks he knows about business.

07:32Harvey Lambert works for no one.

07:35No, Iris, your husband is delusional.

07:38Damien, if you think you know the first thing about a good CEO like Harvey Lambert,

07:44you need to get your head examined.

07:46Listen, I don't want to ruin Christmas over a petty fight, so...

07:50I'll call Harvey and we'll clear this right up.

07:56I told you I'd come back and I come bearing gifts.

08:00Merry Christmas, Grandpa.

08:02I'm Marcus, Iris' close friend.

08:06Oh, Marcus.

08:07I thought you had a meeting with Mr. Lambert, but you have time for us?

08:12It went great.

08:13We're officially partnering.

08:14There's much to do, but I just couldn't keep Iris out of my head.

08:19So I had to rush right back here.

08:21Marcus, you are so impressive.

08:23I wish you were my cousin-in-law instead of this loser.

08:26Be patient.

08:27That can be arranged.

08:29Oh, Marcus.

08:31Show the bottom feeder, Damien, what a real gift looks like.

08:43Iris.

08:44I don't want anything from you.

08:45A five-star golf club membership?

08:56This must be worth $30,000.

08:59Thanks, Marcus.

09:03A 49-year-old whiskey?

09:06That's 50 grand right there.

09:10Iris, check this out.

09:13It was worn at last year's Met Gala.

09:16Oh, my goodness.

09:18It's got to be worth $100,000.

09:20Mr. Lambert's having a banquet in a few days.

09:23I was hoping Iris would wear it and be my date.

09:27Marcus, this is too much.

09:30You should return it and ask for a refund.

09:32Iris, are you serious?

09:33This would look amazing on you.

09:35You would be the talk of the town.

09:37I know, Damien, it must be hard to know that you couldn't ever compare to Marcus, but you'll get over it.

09:44No, I just find it amusing that you're all so floored by what Marcus considers to be nice gifts.

09:50Okay, Damien, shut up.

09:56You're just jealous.

09:57You will never be able to afford amazing and expensive gifts like these.

10:01Marcus, don't even listen to him.

10:04He's such a leech.

10:06Iris will come to her senses and then she'll divorce him soon.

10:10And then she's all yours, you charmer.

10:17Oh, Damien.

10:23Here's what you'll never stand about the Waltons, you goddamn fool.

10:28We value sophistication, class, luxury.

10:33But if you don't think that my gifts are worthy enough, then...

10:37And lighten us.

10:39Show everybody what you got them with your tiny little bank account.

10:45Oh, Damien's gifts are probably from the dollar discount bin, I'm sure.

10:49No, no, that's too generous.

10:51More like the free donation bin.

10:53Not exactly.

10:55See for yourselves.

10:57You're just setting yourself up for embarrassment.

10:59What happens if it turns out that your gifts are worth less?

11:02Then you'll apologize to Marcus and divorce Iris.

11:06Mom!

11:07I think that's a great idea.

11:09I'll take that bet.

11:11And when my gifts are more valuable than yours, you'll apologize to Iris and I.

11:16Tom, I hear you like fishing on the open seas.

11:17Well, now you can.

11:18From your own personal yacht.

11:19from your own personal yacht.

11:20It's a Lazara.

11:21Tom. I hear you like fishing on the open seas. Well, now you can. From your own personal

11:41yacht.

11:42That's a Lazara. Entry-level boat is 10 million. Anna, my beautiful mother-in-law. I hear you

11:56like collecting art.

12:05That's a Renaissance painting. Those go for about 40 million.

12:10And this. The only one of its kind. The Ocean Hearts diamond necklace. Worth 100 million dollars.

12:18Okay. How, how is this possible? Hmm? You had a deal. Right, Marcus? So apologize to my husband.

12:32It wasn't writing. Damien was telling the truth. He's rich. Oh, Iris, you chose so well. We were so rude to your husband. We didn't mean it.

12:42Yeah. Damn it, Marcus made us do it. Wait a second. Wait a second. Damien, Damien, Damien.

12:50You almost fooled me. Marcus, what are you talking about?

12:54Think about it. How does a broke idiot like this afford any of this?

12:58There's only one logical answer. They're cheap knock-offs. They're fake.

13:04Oh, you're right. I knew it. Come on, Iris. Let's stick with the plan. For the family. Divorce Damien.

13:08You're right. You're right. I knew it. Come on, Iris. Let's stick with the plan. For the family. Divorce Damien.

13:14And marry Marcus. Are you sure you all want to take that risk? Are you absolutely positive these are cheap fakes?

13:31I'm not going to get a big deal. You're right, my niece. And I'm not going to get a big deal.

13:35I know, you're a big fan of my husband. All of your two. I'm going to get a big deal.

13:42These are cheap fakes, just because some middle manager says so.

13:47I believe Damien.

13:49Sure, it seems far-fetched for a salesman to afford such expensive gifts,

13:53but we don't know much about him.

13:55What's there to know?

13:57You seriously think that this random loser is a secret billionaire?

14:04I don't think so.

14:07Grandpa Harold, you're a smart man.

14:10You've seen luxuries, you're well-traveled.

14:12What's your expert opinion?

14:14Are my gifts cheap fakes?

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