00:00Gronk, Dave, Rob back here on the floor. The beauty of sports, it has gifted us some amazing names through the years.
00:06God Sham God, Dick Trickle, college football this year, no exception.
00:12The top 10 names in college football this year, Gronk.
00:15Yes, we have them right here, the top 10 names in all of college football. Dave's never heard of them before.
00:19We're going to start from number 10 and go down to number 1.
00:22And at number 10, we got Legend Journey, defensive lineman from Cal.
00:25He journeyed from Arlington, Texas to Cal. I feel like he'll have a 12-year NFL career with 12 different teams,
00:31and everyone loves him in the locker room.
00:32That's a great name. None of these I've heard. Legend Journey. Who's he played for?
00:37Cal?
00:37Keep a gliming for Cal.
00:38Yeah, but what about number 9? We got the realest Clark, wide receiver from Kent State.
00:42He might be the realest, but he also might be the smallest, 150 pounds.
00:47Yeah, I always wonder what happens if you're not an athlete and you're just walking around like an office building with a name like the realest.
00:52We'll find out in a couple years.
00:55Well, maybe not.
00:56Hey, hey, he might be, you know.
00:58Then number 7, D.I.C. Hopkins. We have the tie here and D.Coldis Crawford.
01:03D.I.C.'s from Georgia State. He's a safety.
01:06D.Coldis Crawford, Butler Community College wide receiver.
01:10D.I.C. is cold, but D.Coldis is the coldest, and he signed an NIL deal with an air conditioning company in 2022.
01:18You've got to get the diamond company with that. You've got to go diamonds over A.C.
01:22You've got to make your money in college as well.
01:24Yeah, so number 6, we've got memorable factor, Duke linebacker.
01:27He's from London, England, but he hasn't been too memorable on the field this year.
01:32Zero snaps.
01:33Yeah, you've got to be better if you've got the name memorable.
01:35And then King Large. Dave has never heard that name before in his life.
01:40He's an SMU offensive lineman, and he lives up to his name.
01:43He's listed at 6'4", 316 pounds.
01:46Now I'm doing tippy-toes because you just insulted my height. I was already worried about it.
01:50I'm sure it was your height I was insulting.
01:52All right, now we have another tie at number 3.
01:54I may not talk to the rest of the episode now.
01:56Grant Bierman, an Illinois linebacker in Rocky Beers, Colorado State tight end.
02:01Grant, unfortunately, he's not legal enough to drink.
02:04He's 21. He's only 19 years old, but Rocky is, and he has an older brother.
02:07So you weren't drinking when you were under 21?
02:09No, never had. I never did that, and I never would encourage it.
02:14Okay, and now we've got number 2, Dude Person, defensive back from Central Arkansas.
02:20No, this guy shouldn't have been 2. Dude Person, that shouldn't have been on the top 10.
02:24Whoever put him 2 should be fired.
02:26Yes, possibly.
02:28And then at number 1 in all of college football, this name is almost perfect.
02:34Almost.
02:34Mark Gronowski, the quarterback from Iowa.
02:38I feel like one of my family members hit the streets years back ago, slurred their name
02:43because they were a little drunk, and told the beautiful lady that they made love to,
02:46I'm Gronowski, and forgot to say the K.
02:50What do you think about that name?
02:51Yeah, you could fit in as like an 18th Gronkowski brother.
02:54So yeah, I get it. I don't hate that one.
02:57Hold down, cook it.
02:58I gotta do some investigating.
03:01Good list, Gronk. Thank you, man. I appreciate it.
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