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Aired (November 28, 2025): Kakabalik lang ng tao, oh!

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00:00Anong pangalan ng boyfriend mo?
00:01Mark po. Mark Ranil po.
00:03Si, ano Mark?
00:04Ranil.
00:05Mark Ranil. Ah, ikaw palang girlfriend ni Mark Ranil.
00:08Kinala mo siya?
00:09Ah, just yung kabatchmate ko yan.
00:10Ha?
00:11Oh, babatchmate.
00:13Sabi kami nagpatuli niyan, tumakbo lang siya.
00:15Kaya tinatuloy nung summer.
00:17Oo.
00:17Nung next summer pa siya natapos.
00:20Sabi, tumakbo eh.
00:21Oo, nung nakita yung injection.
00:23Tumakbo nang walang salawal.
00:25Sabi mo kay Mark Ranil, ano ha?
00:26Kamusta ha?
00:27Totoo ba yun, Maylene?
00:2852 na ba yung boyfriend mo?
00:3052 na yung boyfriend mo.
00:31Ay, hindi po.
00:32Grabe, 52.
00:3452 na ba yan?
00:3752 na ba yan?
00:38Hindi lahat ang magkakaklasman.
00:39Magkaroon ng kulugo sa dila.
00:4152 ako, magkakulugo man sa dila.
00:43Hindi lahat ang magkakaklasman, magkakaising edad.
00:47Wow.
00:48So ano ako, late and rolling, 5 years?
00:50Tandaan mo, di ba, advance ka?
00:53Advance nga ako, kaya dapat yung mas bata ako.
00:5652, kanyang kabata ay jura.
00:58Grabe naman.
01:00Nakaka 52 pa ba to?
01:02Ay, grabe naman.
01:03Patingin naman naman ang outpitan.
01:05Mukhang magpipikelbol.
01:11Magpikelbol yan.
01:13Bakit sa'yo mag-golf?
01:14Ha?
01:15Mag-golf.
01:15Mag-golf ba to?
01:16Oo, pwede, pwede.
01:18Alam mo, gusto ko talagang mag-golf dati.
01:20Oo.
01:21Kaya lang kasi nung gusto ko mag-golf, pandemic po yun.
01:23Medyo mahal po yung pang-golf at saka malayo yung golf course na pupuntahan ko.
01:27Kaya nag-teacher na lang ako.
01:29Parang si...
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01:31Parang iba yung si...
01:32Parang alayo nung naratif ko.
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