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00:00:00Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No.
00:00:21She's perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Winslet, engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:39Really?
00:00:41I'll find him.
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:13Oh.
00:01:13Two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:20Let's move.
00:01:21If they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28The Americans in their parties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:32Mission accomplished.
00:02:00To get in there.
00:02:01She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:07I'll take her.
00:02:08There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:13No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:16I'll even take care of her grandma, too, and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:19She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:22The mansion.
00:02:24The Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:28I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:33Come on, here.
00:02:34To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:37My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:40He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:43Oh, careful.
00:02:52What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:03:11Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:13Grandma, everything hurts.
00:03:39Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:43What the hell are you doing in here?
00:03:47What am I doing here?
00:03:49I saved your life.
00:03:50Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
00:03:54Why couldn't you have done this sooner?
00:03:56It would have saved me a lot of time.
00:03:58But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
00:04:03Oh, honey.
00:04:04Oh, you're awake.
00:04:06Thank God.
00:04:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:11Hands to yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:13She knows about my plan?
00:04:16No.
00:04:17No way.
00:04:23What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:25What happened?
00:04:26Tell me.
00:04:26What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:28Listen, you can screw with me.
00:04:30You can kill me.
00:04:30You can do whatever you want.
00:04:31Just stay awake from my grandma.
00:04:32You got it?
00:04:32What the hell?
00:04:37What the hell?
00:04:40What the hell?
00:04:42Oh, my God.
00:04:44Am I dead?
00:04:45Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:47Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:50Oh, my God.
00:04:51Oh, my God.
00:04:52This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:04:56Oh!
00:05:04What?
00:05:05I'm alive.
00:05:06Wait, what?
00:05:07What's going on?
00:05:09Who the hell are you?
00:05:10What are you doing in my body?
00:05:11I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:13What did you do?
00:05:13You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:17You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:20Okay, what did you do?
00:05:23My identity is complicated.
00:05:24If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:28Excuse me.
00:05:29I am Blair Woods, heirish to the Woods family.
00:05:31I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
00:05:33Stranger.
00:05:35Fine.
00:05:36Let's get married.
00:05:37What?
00:05:37Oh, my God.
00:05:38You're completely insane.
00:05:39You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42I'll go back and tell them that.
00:05:43I changed my mind.
00:05:44The wedding is back on.
00:05:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:47He's trying to kill me.
00:05:47Absolutely not.
00:05:49You cannot do that.
00:05:49Blair!
00:05:51It's your choice, him or me.
00:05:57It's your choice, him or me.
00:06:01Fine.
00:06:02Fine.
00:06:03Wait, does it mean he's back or getting divorced?
00:06:04Yeah.
00:06:05I mean, who's that guy?
00:06:12What the hell?
00:06:14My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats.
00:06:17You're dumbed.
00:06:20Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:21Too short.
00:06:22Excuse me, they're too short.
00:06:25What?
00:06:29What are you doing?
00:06:30This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:32Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:35Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:38So, and you know what?
00:06:39Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:41I mean, I'm Beyonce.
00:06:44So, dream on, loser.
00:06:45What the fuck?
00:06:47Blair?
00:06:48I'll be waiting for you when you come to your sentence, okay?
00:06:51Well, her chasing men sucks.
00:06:58That guy's a coward.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Okay, let's get married.
00:07:04On one condition.
00:07:05We try to switch back first.
00:07:06And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:08I'll meet you at the turf.
00:07:11Fair enough.
00:07:13Don't disappoint me, fiance.
00:07:14Okay, but, like, how do we switch back?
00:07:21Can we just, like, crash into each other again?
00:07:23I'm game.
00:07:24Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:26I'll grab my car.
00:07:27You know what?
00:07:27I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so...
00:07:32Screw it.
00:07:33Let's get married.
00:07:34Get ready to kneel.
00:07:35Kneel?
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:40Alright, 857.
00:07:44Alright, what's your name?
00:07:47Uh, Blair Woods.
00:07:48Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiancée's.
00:07:51Oh, uh, uh...
00:07:53Come here, where did I talk to you?
00:07:56What's your name?
00:07:57Leanne Long.
00:07:58Leanne Long.
00:08:00Uh-huh.
00:08:01Are you two sure about this?
00:08:03Yep.
00:08:05Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here,
00:08:07and I'm not going to lie, this woman might need a checkup from the neck up.
00:08:10Excuse me, wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13We're certain.
00:08:13Um, please pass us our application.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17Please.
00:08:18Alright.
00:08:28Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:30No.
00:08:31Oh, great.
00:08:32You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:43Stop whining.
00:08:44Ugh.
00:08:47It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:49Stop whining.
00:08:49Ugh.
00:08:50Ugh.
00:08:51My first wedding and I'm going to be married to you?
00:08:53Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it either.
00:08:55Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:09:00Through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:03He does.
00:09:03Alright then.
00:09:05And Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:09Please exchange rings.
00:09:13Rings?
00:09:15No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:19Wait.
00:09:20Stop.
00:09:21Wait.
00:09:22Wait.
00:09:23Watch out.
00:09:24God.
00:09:25God.
00:09:25Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:38I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:42You may kiss the bride.
00:09:47Come on.
00:09:51Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:53Uh, excuse me, under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your
00:09:57entire life.
00:09:57Oh, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:00Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:04Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:07Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:09I know you only in my dreams.
00:10:13You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:16You know we're passionate.
00:10:18I know I am a good kisser, Your Honor.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:28I never pegged you for the, uh, classy sentimental type.
00:10:31It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:33It was my foster mother's.
00:10:35It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:37Oh, my God.
00:10:37No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:38This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:39You should take it back.
00:10:40No, we're married.
00:10:41It's yours now.
00:10:42Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you, and I used that ring as a good luck charm
00:10:47for years.
00:10:48Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:51No.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:53Let's go home, husband.
00:11:02Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:03You try to save my life, but you're not as annoying as I thought you were.
00:11:12Oh, my God.
00:11:21What are you doing?
00:11:23I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:25It's, like, totally where normal people live on TV.
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:28Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:32Follow me.
00:11:45So this is it?
00:11:47My closet is better than this entire place.
00:11:49Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:53Or is it all just for show?
00:11:54Okay, well, then, by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:57No, forever's not that long.
00:11:59You could die any day.
00:12:00Wow.
00:12:01Morbid.
00:12:01But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:04Because we could always just, like, stay in my...
00:12:06No, not an option.
00:12:07Look, if you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:12Why?
00:12:15Softed little princess.
00:12:17You don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:23Aren't you afraid of what I might do?
00:12:26What?
00:12:27What are you...
00:12:28What is that supposed to mean?
00:12:29What are you planning?
00:12:30Look, relax.
00:12:31All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:37And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:43Like what things?
00:12:45Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to your secret agent.
00:12:53I'm sorry.
00:12:54I'm sorry.
00:12:55A what?
00:12:56I knew he was trouble.
00:13:07This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:10I need to get out of here.
00:13:12Fast.
00:13:18Are you trying to leave?
00:13:20It's too late.
00:13:22My item is classified.
00:13:23You know too much.
00:13:25Okay, wait.
00:13:25Just please don't kill me.
00:13:26I'll stay put.
00:13:26I swear.
00:13:27Okay, relax.
00:13:28Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:32You're my wife.
00:13:33Wait a second.
00:13:37Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:43That's why I brought you here.
00:13:45This is a safe house.
00:13:47And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:52I never thought I'd be a living with a secret agent.
00:13:54Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:57Go wash up.
00:13:58It's almost bedtime.
00:13:59But there's only one bed.
00:14:03No, no, no.
00:14:10It was on the bed.
00:14:11You get the couch.
00:14:12No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalry?
00:14:15It's ladies first.
00:14:16I am a secret agent, not a knight.
00:14:18Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:19Are you really a lady?
00:14:20Wait, I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:23For the record, this is my house.
00:14:26Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:31Fine.
00:14:32You take the bed.
00:14:34No funny business.
00:14:36Close the door.
00:14:45I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:49Wait, no way.
00:14:57Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:02Oh, my God.
00:15:14What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:16This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What is this?
00:15:22Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:23Yeah, obviously.
00:15:25Listen up, babe.
00:15:25If this sketchy soap comes near that face, worth an estimated $30 million in skincare, I will legit eat your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:33Got it?
00:15:34Got it?
00:15:34Grab your wallet.
00:15:37It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:42Okay.
00:15:42Let's go.
00:15:43Hmm.
00:15:52Shit.
00:15:53Oh, God.
00:15:55This woman is terrifying.
00:15:56What are you doing?
00:15:59Shit.
00:16:07Trust process.
00:16:11Hey.
00:16:12Don't move.
00:16:14Be a good girl.
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:15Slay.
00:16:42Mom?
00:16:44Mom?
00:16:44Mom?
00:16:45This, your face, really is worth $30 million.
00:16:48Oh, look.
00:16:49You're finally getting good taste.
00:16:50Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:52This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:56Do you want to try?
00:16:57No.
00:17:00I'll take everything.
00:17:02Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:04They're like $100 each.
00:17:07My treat.
00:17:08Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:18All right, put that down.
00:17:19I'll show you.
00:17:20All right, put that down.
00:17:21I'm going to put that on you.
00:17:35I'm going to put that on you.
00:17:37I'm going to cut you.
00:17:38I'm going to cut you.
00:17:38I'm going to cut you.
00:17:38I'm going to cut you.
00:17:38I'm going to cut you.
00:17:39Wait.
00:17:41You're going to put that on you?
00:17:42No.
00:17:43What?
00:17:43Yeah.
00:17:45I'm here.
00:17:45I'm here.
00:17:51Is it hot in here?
00:17:52Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:57Okay, don't worry.
00:17:59You can rinse it off in your shower.
00:18:00Oh, shower?
00:18:02What?
00:18:02All right, no peeking.
00:18:23Yeah, trust me.
00:18:24Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:26Ouch, really much.
00:18:27Okay, watch it.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:32So many names, Raven.
00:18:52Should I pick it up?
00:18:53Um, yeah, whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:58Simple.
00:18:59Yo, man.
00:19:03You've been straight up ghost mode for days.
00:19:05Do you miss me or what?
00:19:07Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:09Let me guess.
00:19:10You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:13Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Figures.
00:19:16You're basically untouchable anyway.
00:19:18I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:20Muzz me up.
00:19:21And I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:24Oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:26So, your boy's outside and he said something about on the show.
00:19:31What?
00:19:31What the hell?
00:19:32Did you agree?
00:19:32Well, you told me that mm-hmm, so I mm-hmm.
00:19:34Okay.
00:19:36Shit.
00:19:41Wait, hold on.
00:19:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:42What are you doing?
00:19:43What is your problem?
00:19:44At least on some underwear.
00:19:46Okay.
00:19:46Okay.
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00:19:53Okay.
00:19:54Okay.
00:19:55Okay.
00:19:56Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:58I...
00:19:59Am I interrupting something?
00:20:06Hm.
00:20:19So, who's this?
00:20:21My husband.
00:20:22My husband.
00:20:23Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:26Bro, you got married?
00:20:28Since when?
00:20:31The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life and, uh, just, we clicked
00:20:39instantly and, uh, decided to get married.
00:20:42Is there a problem?
00:20:43No.
00:20:44Wow.
00:20:45You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:47But here you are getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:51Hm.
00:20:52Okay.
00:20:53Don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:54I am straight.
00:20:55So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:20:59I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:01She's as extra as you are.
00:21:02Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:03This is real talk.
00:21:04Nah, man.
00:21:05She's good.
00:21:06She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:07She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:08Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you out the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:13Get to the point, skip the filler.
00:21:29Hold on.
00:21:32Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:41I tried to touch it once, and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:45Yeah, yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:48Problem?
00:21:49Wow.
00:21:50She really must be the one.
00:21:54Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:57No, it's not happening.
00:21:58Can't you see we just got married?
00:22:00We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:01Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:06You don't take this mission?
00:22:08You fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the death challenge.
00:22:11Jesus.
00:22:14Your wife, or your life.
00:22:17Make your choice.
00:22:22Honeymoon can wait.
00:22:23He'll take the job.
00:22:24That's the spirit.
00:22:28Good luck, you two lovebirds.
00:22:34Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing, right?
00:22:38No, relax.
00:22:39I'll handle it.
00:22:41Come on.
00:22:48Hello?
00:22:49Blair Woods.
00:22:50You got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:53Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:07Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:09I'm all in.
00:23:11What's the feeling?
00:23:15Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:18Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:20Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:21I'm all in.
00:23:23Bro, with some feeling.
00:23:27Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this brando?
00:23:33Not on my watch.
00:23:36Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:37No, grandma, grandma.
00:23:38Please, please, we truly, truly love each other.
00:23:41Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:52Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:23:54I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:57Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:23:59Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:06We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:10We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:13But fine, if this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:18Mia?
00:24:35How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:38Oh, uh, Blair, she mentioned it.
00:24:41In passing.
00:24:42They get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:44I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:47Yeah.
00:24:48Just in case.
00:24:51That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:54The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:57All he did was ask me for my money.
00:24:59I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:01Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:04My bad, grandma, but it's over.
00:25:06From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:11Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:13A bad marriage is hell,
00:25:14and even if it's moments before the vows,
00:25:16you can walk away.
00:25:18So, love who you love.
00:25:23As for you,
00:25:26if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:31you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:35As for you,
00:25:38if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:41you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:46Grandma,
00:25:46I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:00Game time.
00:26:01Target's been spotted.
00:26:02Where is he?
00:26:12What is taking him so long?
00:26:15Oh my God,
00:26:16Liam.
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let up.
00:26:23No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:27What happened?
00:26:28Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:29Mission's done,
00:26:29but someone tagged me.
00:26:32Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:33Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:35That's it.
00:26:36We're going to the ER.
00:26:36No.
00:26:39That's it.
00:26:39We're going to the ER.
00:26:40No.
00:26:41No hospitals.
00:26:42It's too risky.
00:26:43You help me find the bullet hole,
00:26:44I'll patch the wound myself.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:57Liam.
00:26:58What day is it?
00:27:01Are you seriously checking a calendar
00:27:03while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:07Plot twist.
00:27:08So,
00:27:09you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:11You just got your period.
00:27:14Sorry, babe.
00:27:21Oh,
00:27:22wait.
00:27:23Here.
00:27:23Breathe with me.
00:27:24What's your play here?
00:27:29I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:32By holding my hand?
00:27:35Science.
00:27:36Studies show that holding hands
00:27:37with people you care about
00:27:38actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:40Even for fake couples?
00:27:45Studies show that holding hands
00:27:46with people you care about
00:27:47actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:48Even for fake couples?
00:27:51You know,
00:27:51maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:52And maybe you should
00:27:53stop reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:28:00So?
00:28:03Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:08Told you.
00:28:10Honestly,
00:28:11I don't normally crank this bad.
00:28:12But I'm sure
00:28:13your super secret agent
00:28:14cardio didn't help.
00:28:15Yeah,
00:28:15your endurance sucks.
00:28:17Finishing that mission
00:28:18nearly took me out.
00:28:20Looks like I'm flunking
00:28:21this evaluation.
00:28:26Why do you do it?
00:28:27Like, real talk,
00:28:27why do you do it?
00:28:28The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:30It just seems like
00:28:31dangerous to you.
00:28:33For my foster mom.
00:28:36This is her.
00:28:37Okay.
00:28:41She looks
00:28:45really kind.
00:28:47She was.
00:28:50She taught me
00:28:51how to survive.
00:28:52Hmm.
00:28:55So this is how
00:28:56you got in the agency?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:29:00I won't disappoint her.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:03I'll help you.
00:29:04Is the evaluation
00:29:05going to get your spot back?
00:29:06No.
00:29:07Absolutely not.
00:29:08End of discussion.
00:29:11But, no.
00:29:12No, absolutely not.
00:29:13End of discussion.
00:29:14You're not doing it.
00:29:15I can't let you
00:29:16risk your life.
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:18Well,
00:29:19besides me,
00:29:20who else is going to help you?
00:29:21The body's yours.
00:29:23The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:24And all the other stuff,
00:29:25I don't know,
00:29:26you can, like,
00:29:27teach her.
00:29:27You're the super secret agent, right?
00:29:28I don't think you understand
00:29:30how dangerous
00:29:30this job is.
00:29:34I can't afford
00:29:35to lose you, too.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37All right.
00:29:37Come on.
00:29:39What?
00:29:39You're planning on
00:29:40doing your dirty work
00:29:41in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:43I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:45I want three favors from you.
00:29:46Non-negotiable.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:58What the hell just happened?
00:30:00Did she seriously
00:30:00just pat my head
00:30:01like I'm a puppy?
00:30:02Why?
00:30:03Why did that make me
00:30:04feel weirdly happy?
00:30:06All right.
00:30:06Get it together, Liam.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:13Oh, God.
00:30:21What did I just do?
00:30:22Did I kiss him?
00:30:25Why the hell
00:30:26would I kiss him?
00:30:28Wait.
00:30:28Do I
00:30:29like him?
00:30:31And my love for you
00:30:32was gonna stop
00:30:33Wow.
00:30:41You can actually cook.
00:30:43For a second,
00:30:43I was thinking
00:30:43of promoting you
00:30:44to my future husband.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:46Enough talking.
00:30:47Eat up.
00:30:48It's the last moment
00:30:48of happiness
00:30:49you'll have today.
00:30:57This
00:30:57is the whole point.
00:30:59That's just
00:30:59the table of contents.
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:02So just out of curiosity,
00:31:03is it too late
00:31:03to back out now?
00:31:1249?
00:31:1550?
00:31:16Okay.
00:31:17Keep going.
00:31:17Don't slow down.
00:31:19This plan is unhumane.
00:31:20That was just
00:31:21the warm-up.
00:31:22Oh, damn.
00:31:30My body's kind of hot.
00:31:34Oh, damn.
00:31:37My body's kind of hot.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:39Answer yourself.
00:31:41That's enough for today.
00:31:42I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:43Oh.
00:31:46Baby, I need you
00:31:48bad, I do.
00:31:49You know your body
00:31:52needs me too.
00:31:54What are you doing
00:31:56now?
00:31:57Come do it.
00:31:59Okay, relax.
00:32:02That's your own body.
00:32:05When we switch back,
00:32:06I am so writing
00:32:07a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:09Kissing myself.
00:32:10A memoir.
00:32:11Don't you dare.
00:32:12Don't flatter yourself.
00:32:13The main character
00:32:13is not going to be
00:32:13based on you.
00:32:14That's even worse.
00:32:17Anyway,
00:32:18after lunch,
00:32:19I have something
00:32:20special to show you.
00:32:21Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22Rare jewelry.
00:32:24Ancient artifacts.
00:32:26Oh, I know.
00:32:26Limited edition Hermes.
00:32:34My babies.
00:32:36Impressive, right?
00:32:37These are what
00:32:37you call babies?
00:32:39God, I never should have
00:32:40trusted somebody
00:32:40who washes their face
00:32:41with bar soap.
00:32:43Now, just pick one
00:32:44for me.
00:32:45No, you have to
00:32:46touch it yourself.
00:32:48You'll know
00:32:48which one's right.
00:32:49You're my wife now.
00:32:52I won't allow anything
00:32:53to compromise your safety.
00:32:54Well, technically,
00:32:55I'm your husband.
00:32:56Well, then,
00:32:58pick a damn gun,
00:33:00dear husband.
00:33:06How about this one?
00:33:08Not bad.
00:33:09It's an M200.
00:33:10Longest range sniper rifle
00:33:11on earth.
00:33:12But it's bolt action.
00:33:14It's definitely not
00:33:15beginner-friendly.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:21This is fun.
00:33:24This one.
00:33:25I raise your weapon.
00:33:45Gun up.
00:33:46Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:52Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:53Are you listening?
00:33:59Are you even listening to me?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:01Please.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:05Lesson one.
00:34:06Observation.
00:34:08Choose any target you want.
00:34:10Focus on it.
00:34:11Oh, my God.
00:34:20That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:23Oh, that is wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:27Oh, my God.
00:34:27I'm going to text her later.
00:34:37Who's cheating bastards?
00:34:40No, you're not.
00:34:46Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:51So,
00:34:52what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:54I want to talk about it.
00:34:55Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere
00:34:57and stole her from me.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00And you just gave up?
00:35:02Why?
00:35:02Do you know how hard I work
00:35:05to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:06Do you have any idea
00:35:08how difficult it is
00:35:08to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:14I'm just getting a little tired
00:35:16of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:18It's pathetic.
00:35:20Honey, honey,
00:35:22just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:25Do it for our baby.
00:35:27We need her money.
00:35:34I did everything for her.
00:35:36I gave her everything.
00:35:44When the mean girls bullied her
00:35:45at school,
00:35:46who confronted him?
00:35:47Me.
00:35:51And now she has the nerve
00:35:53to play kissy face with me.
00:35:55Okay, you've been crying
00:35:56for three hours.
00:35:58If you're that upset,
00:35:59why didn't you just say something?
00:36:00I know.
00:36:02You know what?
00:36:03I should have.
00:36:05I should have.
00:36:06They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:07They used me for my money
00:36:13and I'm not going to let somebody
00:36:15who betrayed me get off that easy.
00:36:19And now she has the nerve
00:36:21to ask me out?
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:30You want to play?
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:39Wait.
00:36:41I fully endorse you
00:36:42giving them a reality check,
00:36:43but I am terrible with trauma.
00:36:45Well, and I suck at being a secret agent,
00:36:47but you still owe me three favors,
00:36:48remember?
00:36:49Wow.
00:36:49Okay, so you're resorting
00:36:51to your husband
00:36:51to do your dirty work?
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:54To your husband.
00:36:54Blair?
00:37:17I haven't been able
00:37:18to stop thinking about you
00:37:19since you left me
00:37:20at the engagement party.
00:37:21I get it.
00:37:22I messed up.
00:37:23And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:25But I just,
00:37:26I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:29And hey,
00:37:31I'm willing
00:37:32to forget the fact
00:37:34that you slept with other men
00:37:35if you just get back with me.
00:37:38This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:43Bastard.
00:37:48You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:50I'm Tasha.
00:37:51Her best friend.
00:37:53Oh.
00:37:54You mean the kind of best friend
00:37:55who sleeps with her fiancé?
00:37:58Oh, you mean the kind of best friend
00:38:00that sleeps with a friend's fiancé?
00:38:02That's new.
00:38:04Don't be like that.
00:38:06You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:07No wonder Blair chose to be with you.
00:38:09No.
00:38:12I have some self-respect.
00:38:15And for the record,
00:38:15I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:17I'm her husband.
00:38:19What?
00:38:19Already married?
00:38:22Well,
00:38:23can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:26Blair's gorgeous
00:38:26and rich, sure.
00:38:29But in case you don't know,
00:38:30she literally ran out
00:38:32on her wedding.
00:38:33Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:35Okay, so then what's this?
00:38:36This little ambush thing today?
00:38:37Is that all part of your master plan
00:38:38to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:39What do you get out of all this?
00:38:40What do I get out of this?
00:38:43Oh, baby.
00:38:44Nothing makes me happier
00:38:45than seeing her miserable.
00:38:48Oh, my God.
00:38:49I'm grateful
00:38:50to one girl to be.
00:38:52Absolutely shameless.
00:38:54I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:56For a guy.
00:38:58Blair, I just want to know
00:38:59what I did wrong.
00:39:00You leaving wrecked me
00:39:02and I just wanted you
00:39:03to give us another chance.
00:39:05What, you're the one
00:39:06who's wrecked?
00:39:07God, what's next?
00:39:08You're going to say
00:39:08you have morning sickness
00:39:09because of me?
00:39:13Hey, you.
00:39:18Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:19You like sharing men so much?
00:39:21Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:25Are you insane?
00:39:27You...
00:39:28You're making things up!
00:39:30Oh, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:31All right.
00:39:32Go on.
00:39:33Everyone,
00:39:34airdrops on.
00:39:36Just let me know if you want.
00:39:38You bitch!
00:39:47You spied on me!
00:39:50Watch out!
00:39:52You cheated, you lied,
00:39:53and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:55Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:56You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:58Oh, you're scared now?
00:40:00Five minutes ago,
00:40:00you were such a badass.
00:40:01If you ever show your face again,
00:40:03I will put you back in the dirt
00:40:05every single fucking time.
00:40:07Both of you
00:40:11are going to regret this.
00:40:13You better watch your backs.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Did you see his face?
00:40:28This is so exciting.
00:40:30Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:31Oh, please.
00:40:32In my line of work,
00:40:33I pick up a few hacking skills.
00:40:36Hmm.
00:40:38I don't think so.
00:40:42Whatever.
00:40:43Damn it!
00:40:47Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:51Time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:54I'm going to destroy Blair Woods
00:40:57completely.
00:41:04Oh, shit.
00:41:05Can you help me with this?
00:41:14Hello?
00:41:15Miss Woods,
00:41:16you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:19Something's gone down.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:26Bye.
00:41:28Jesus, come on.
00:41:29Thank God you're here.
00:41:37We've got a problem.
00:41:39Hey, besties.
00:41:40Today, we're confronting this Woods company face-to-face.
00:41:44Let's get justice.
00:41:46What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:49This.
00:41:50This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:53What?
00:41:54That is impossible.
00:41:55Our face creams are made with all natural products.
00:41:57There's no additives in.
00:41:58We've never had a reaction to this ever.
00:42:00You're all saying this, right?
00:42:02Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:04Don't let them dislike me.
00:42:06Fine.
00:42:07If you claim this product did that,
00:42:09I'll test it right now.
00:42:10And if there's a reaction,
00:42:12I'll double your compensation.
00:42:14Oh, yeah.
00:42:15Go on.
00:42:16Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:19Let me guess.
00:42:29You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid-laced cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:33How the hell does she know?
00:42:36Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:42:38I want results in an hour.
00:42:39What?
00:42:40No.
00:42:41I would never do something like this.
00:42:43Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:47I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:42:52Wait.
00:42:53Wait.
00:42:54You dare question me?
00:43:01My wife's reputation?
00:43:04Nice sign.
00:43:05That face rash is makeup.
00:43:07Are you serious?
00:43:09She fixed it.
00:43:11Attempted assault, defamation, fraud.
00:43:13Congratulations.
00:43:14Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:16Insecurity.
00:43:17No, no, no.
00:43:18I'm so sorry.
00:43:19I didn't mean to.
00:43:20It wasn't a mistake.
00:43:21No.
00:43:21Let go of me.
00:43:22Let me go.
00:43:23Come on.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25No.
00:43:26No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:34I'll admit, you were surprisingly useful.
00:43:38I know, but something's bugging me.
00:43:40How'd she get in here?
00:43:42No clearance, no invite.
00:43:43It's weird, right?
00:43:45You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:43:49You cleaned that thing like a hundred times today.
00:43:55Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:57Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:43:59That is not a rookie move.
00:44:00I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind it.
00:44:05You got proof?
00:44:09Both of you are going to regret this.
00:44:11You better watch your backs.
00:44:13I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:21One day, I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:44:25We're agents, not assassins.
00:44:28Quit pouting.
00:44:29Grab your jacket.
00:44:30We're going out.
00:44:30This place is nice.
00:44:40No, you're not here to party.
00:44:42Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:48You see that bartender over there?
00:44:51He's going to take you to Marion.
00:44:52She hands out the assignments.
00:44:54Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:55Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers, so you'll have to go alone.
00:45:01And, just a heads up, Marion's a little obsessed with me.
00:45:09Of course she is.
00:45:10You really like bourbon hearts everywhere, huh?
00:45:12Relax.
00:45:13I've never even touched her.
00:45:15You're so messy.
00:45:19Messy.
00:45:30Hey, pretty.
00:45:42You alone?
00:45:44I'm going to get you a drink.
00:45:48Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:49Let's have a little phone.
00:45:51Fuck off.
00:45:52Come on.
00:45:54Just relax a little.
00:45:55It's all right, aren't you?
00:45:58Oh, my God.
00:45:58Just take a seat.
00:45:59Take a seat.
00:46:00Come on.
00:46:01Just take a seat.
00:46:01Take a seat.
00:46:04Do you want to play rough, you little bitch?
00:46:05Okay, look.
00:46:18You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:20I mean, I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:23And I'm giving you one.
00:46:25After we handle more pressing matters, you've got all night, baby.
00:46:33Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:37Sorry, baby.
00:46:38Not tonight.
00:46:40Let me guess.
00:46:42This is about her.
00:46:44What?
00:46:44Are you serious?
00:46:49You've turned me down for months, and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:56Excuse me.
00:46:57That is not that girl.
00:46:58That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:01The elite agent, Rick.
00:47:02Obviously.
00:47:04She's a nobody.
00:47:07She's a nobody.
00:47:08Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so...
00:47:10An agent dreaming of love like some civilian.
00:47:20You're so childish.
00:47:25Wake up.
00:47:27This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:29There is no room for mistakes.
00:47:32Right.
00:47:33Well, save your concern.
00:47:40Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:49Of course.
00:47:50He's married Blair.
00:47:52It could compromise everything.
00:47:58Even better.
00:48:00That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:04Let's see if my little bird stays loyal.
00:48:07Or breaks.
00:48:08You little bitch.
00:48:14You want to play rough?
00:48:15You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore.
00:48:25Nighthawk?
00:48:26Wait.
00:48:27Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:28Nighthawk?
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:29My God.
00:48:30Are you deaf?
00:48:31She said no.
00:48:32Listen, Nighthawk, please.
00:48:33I didn't know.
00:48:34I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:36You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:37Get lost.
00:48:43Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:50Are you okay?
00:48:51I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:03It's not your fault.
00:49:06I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:10It's like I was right back in my childhood, trying to survive.
00:49:14Don't worry.
00:49:19Don't worry.
00:49:23From now on, I'll protect you.
00:49:24Okay, careful.
00:49:40If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like...
00:49:44What?
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:46No, I...
00:49:47You're in my body.
00:49:49I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:51Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:55No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:56There's nothing between us.
00:49:58I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:04I mean, we...
00:50:06Technically, we're already married, so you could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:13I'll take care of you.
00:50:14It's not my way of living.
00:50:18Besides, you're my wife.
00:50:21I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:22But who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:28Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:30We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:35Uh...
00:50:35Yeah, I mean, not ideal.
00:50:38But, um...
00:50:40I don't know.
00:50:41I can get used to it.
00:50:42I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:50:48Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:55And then I'll just study really hard at being good at six.
00:50:59As a man.
00:51:00Okay.
00:51:01Um...
00:51:02No, we're gonna switch back.
00:51:03It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:08Oh, my God.
00:51:09I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:12Okay, shut up.
00:51:15Um, let's get back to business.
00:51:17Find out who our next target is.
00:51:21Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:26Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:27No, come on.
00:51:28I am not an international spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:32That's a mistake.
00:51:34No.
00:51:34No.
00:51:35You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:38They call it the X-Files.
00:51:40It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:45You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:47Ethan.
00:51:50Ethan.
00:51:51Son of a bitch.
00:51:54Okay.
00:51:54Okay.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:07Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:10It's definitely Ethan.
00:52:11Fine.
00:52:15He wants to play dirty?
00:52:17I'll play dirty.
00:52:18What's your plan?
00:52:19So you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:23Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:25Back when I was stupid.
00:52:25And I'm going to take it back.
00:52:30Done.
00:52:31Well, there should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:34Bastard.
00:52:38Looks like your email's working.
00:52:40Hmm?
00:52:40Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:44Nice.
00:52:47Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:49Everyone knows you cheated on the woods, heiress.
00:52:52Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:54So you better give us an answer by today.
00:52:57What the hell is PR doing then?
00:52:59Get those headlines scrubbed.
00:53:02Now!
00:53:03Let's be real.
00:53:04Our PR team is a joke compared to what Woods' family's got.
00:53:08Do the right thing, Ethan.
00:53:10Step down now.
00:53:12Or I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:16Step down?
00:53:18I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:20You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:22Are you sure about that?
00:53:23Blair!
00:53:25You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:29Is this your company?
00:53:31Security?
00:53:33What do you want me to do?
00:53:34Remove them!
00:53:36Are you deaf?
00:53:37Remove them!
00:53:39Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:40We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:41We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:42What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:44What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:44Okay, well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:53:55Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company, making her the majority shareholder, and as such, the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:11Ethan Grayson, Tasha Blake, you are fired.
00:54:17No, no, no, you see, I built this company from nothing.
00:54:22You cannot just take it from me.
00:54:24Buddy, take a long, hard looking man if you even have one.
00:54:28This company, I, my wife built it, and she gave it to you, and now she's taking it back.
00:54:34So, you got a problem?
00:54:34Oh, and one more thing, we know about the little influencer.
00:54:38We've already filed a suit for credit to win competition, so get ready to be served.
00:54:42Girls like you would never understand.
00:54:44I worked my ass off to get here, and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:50Can't I have one damn thing without you stealing it, too?
00:55:04Somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:10I think you will see me.
00:55:13As long as you're safe.
00:55:23Raven, I want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:26I don't care if you have to drag him around in chains.
00:55:28If he dies, I will make sure that you go down with him.
00:55:41Ten years retired.
00:55:43I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint and choppered here tonight.
00:55:47Desperate times, doctor.
00:55:49Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:51Ten minutes later, he'd be gone.
00:55:55Come on, doc.
00:55:56Let's give you some love groups and privacy.
00:55:58Why did you take the hit from me?
00:56:14I mean, what if you died?
00:56:16What the hell would I do then?
00:56:18It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:30Wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:33Maybe.
00:56:34Hi.
00:56:35ondo 할us.
00:56:36Mariura, you had a difficult time for me, too.
00:56:37I feel good.
00:56:37I love you.
00:56:38I would run away from you.
00:56:40I don't remember.
00:56:40If you would, I'll put your head back to you.
00:56:42Have a great day.
00:56:42I only take that.
00:56:44I would tell you already...
00:56:45Have a great day.
00:56:46I had things I ate just now, too.
00:56:47I'm kidding.
00:56:48That's a good day.
00:56:49It hurts...
00:56:51One day.
00:56:53I'm kidding.
00:56:54I'm kidding.
00:56:55Why did I kill you?
00:56:57No way
00:57:06We switched back
00:57:09No way
00:57:12We switched back
00:57:14Liam
00:57:16Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:18We switched back
00:57:27Wait, I haven't brushed my teeth or anything
00:57:33I don't fucking care
00:57:34Waited too long
00:57:36It's gone, everything's gone
00:57:42You have to help me
00:57:43Pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave the order
00:57:49This is on you
00:57:50So, if you don't want your little secret going public
00:57:53I suggest you help me
00:57:55Fine, one last shot
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture
00:58:00This time, for good
00:58:01How are you feeling?
00:58:11Do you want something?
00:58:14What, do you need something?
00:58:16Didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:58:19Didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21Yeah, well, I did some research
00:58:22Turns out, uh, it's just somebody you love
00:58:25It actually works
00:58:26Yeah, well, I did some research
00:58:30It turns out, uh, it's just somebody you love
00:58:33It actually works
00:58:33Um, okay
00:58:38Well, since you're so into me
00:58:42Um, I guess you can stay in my husband
00:58:47For a little longer
00:58:48You know, I never thought that I'd fall in love
00:58:58With somebody who can
00:58:59And then this whole
00:59:01Body switch nonsense happened
00:59:03But
00:59:04Sometimes we switch back
00:59:07I guess prayers really do work
00:59:10Um, I'm gonna get some water
00:59:18Wow, the infamously cold-blooded agent
00:59:30Taking a knife for a woman
00:59:31It's romantic enough to make me cry
00:59:34Almost
00:59:36Can you not?
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:39Does it ever occur to you
00:59:40What's going to happen
00:59:41When your cover gets blown?
00:59:43You get one life, Liam
00:59:44How many times are you gonna
00:59:45Throw it in front of hers?
00:59:48He's right
00:59:48As long as she's with me
00:59:50She'll always be in danger
00:59:51God, what the hell do I do?
00:59:53You know, I do hate to break up
01:00:04This little soap opera
01:00:05But you do realize
01:00:06That there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:08Um, okay
01:00:09I'm gonna just
01:00:09You guys talk
01:00:11What?
01:00:20Spit it out
01:00:20Just a heads up, Liam
01:00:22You blew off the mission
01:00:24You pissed off the client
01:00:25Glory's not exactly pleased with you
01:00:27I'm just saying
01:00:30Watch your back
01:00:33Understood
01:00:34But no one's touching Blair
01:00:36Not now, not ever
01:00:48All this fuss
01:00:49For a girl
01:00:51You know what's funny
01:00:54You raise a little bird long enough
01:00:56They start to think
01:00:58That they can fly
01:00:58All on their own
01:01:00I'm sorry, man
01:01:02Save it
01:01:03Go take your punishment
01:01:05This Blair Woods
01:01:12Has to die
01:01:14Hey, Queen
01:01:23What are you doing tonight?
01:01:24Wanna have some fun?
01:01:26Okay, cool
01:01:27Liam, we should go dancing tonight
01:01:32We can finally relax a bit
01:01:34I'm not going
01:01:35Figures
01:01:38Guess you only suck around
01:01:40Because of the body swap
01:01:41Real husband material, huh?
01:01:43We should probably finalize the divorce
01:01:47What are you talking about?
01:01:52That was the deal, right?
01:01:56Once we switch back
01:01:57We call it
01:01:58Fine
01:02:01It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways
01:02:07Cheers
01:02:19You've been married for how long now?
01:02:24And we've never even seen her husband
01:02:25Come on
01:02:27Bring him out tonight
01:02:29No, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:31We're gonna get divorced soon
01:02:33Yeah
01:02:34But you still like him, though
01:02:35I mean
01:02:37I
01:02:38Then go for it
01:02:40Playing it safe is never your style
01:02:43Wait, no, girl
01:02:46You are wasted
01:02:48I'm calling a cab
01:02:49No
01:02:50No, come on
01:02:51I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:53Please
01:02:54You can go out whenever you want
01:02:56It's not like your husband's gonna stop you
01:02:58You don't have to say it like that
01:03:00Oh my god
01:03:05Who is this hottie?
01:03:20Oh my god
01:03:23Who is that hottie?
01:03:24How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:27Blair?
01:03:28Who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband
01:03:30Nice to meet you
01:03:33Damn, Blair
01:03:35Where did you find him?
01:03:36He looks like he walked off a CQ cover
01:03:38Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street
01:03:42Seriously?
01:03:43Damn, girl
01:03:44You are so lucky
01:03:45What does he do?
01:03:48Um
01:03:48He's
01:03:50A model
01:03:51Yeah
01:03:52He's a model
01:03:53I knew it
01:03:54Come on
01:03:56Show us some photos
01:03:57No, no
01:03:58Another time
01:03:58I promise
01:03:59But tonight
01:03:59I'm going to steal my wife away from you
01:04:01Because she's a little drunk
01:04:02What?
01:04:03No
01:04:03Bye, Blair
01:04:06I'm back soon
01:04:08Jeez
01:04:12Okay
01:04:12Slow down
01:04:14No, you're going too fast
01:04:16You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18Yeah, um
01:04:18Thanks, though
01:04:21Thanks for what?
01:04:23For picking me up
01:04:25Even though you ignored my calls
01:04:27Asshole
01:04:28Well, I want more than just a thanks
01:04:30Okay
01:04:35Okay
01:04:36Just breathe
01:04:38Here
01:04:39I'm going to put you right here
01:04:41I'm going to put you right here
01:04:42Well
01:04:43You okay?
01:04:47Thanks
01:04:48I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:50Wait here
01:04:51Ew
01:04:52Ew
01:04:52Ew
01:04:53What the hell?
01:05:10If you scream
01:05:11I'll kill you
01:05:13FLAIR
01:05:13FLAIR
01:05:18Oh
01:05:19Sharon
01:05:20Oh
01:05:21Oh
01:05:22用
01:05:22Oh
01:05:23Oh
01:05:23FLAIR
01:05:24FLAIR
01:05:24FLAIR
01:05:25FLAIR
01:05:26FLAIR
01:05:26FLAIR
01:05:27FLAIR
01:05:27FLAIR
01:05:28FLAIR
01:05:28Oh, well, well, I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:54Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:56I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:05:59That look, I hate that look.
01:06:04It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:06Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:09Well, you are just a parasite living off of women's success, so why would I respect you?
01:06:15Cute.
01:06:16Very cute.
01:06:17Keep running your mouth, Blair.
01:06:19You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:23You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:27Nice.
01:06:28Well, you want to know something fun, Blair?
01:06:33Do you?
01:06:34I don't even want you dead.
01:06:36Someone else does.
01:06:38You made enemies, babe.
01:06:40Big ones.
01:06:43Raven, I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:06:47Use every connection you have.
01:06:48No screw-ups.
01:06:48But if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually
01:06:58wants you dead.
01:07:01In your dreams, loser.
01:07:03Blair, you are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:10A jam.
01:07:11Perfect.
01:07:12A jam!
01:07:14You got lucky.
01:07:17Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:18A jam.
01:07:27Hey.
01:07:28Blair.
01:07:36Are you okay?
01:07:38You keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away.
01:07:40you okay you keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:49i was scared scared that you'd get hurt because of me but i'm done pushing you away blair
01:07:56i'm not gonna let you go again how the hell did you find us
01:08:10my turn
01:08:14who sent you
01:08:19you were in way over your head
01:08:24fine i'll tell you i'll tell you it was the agency you know
01:08:37the ones that the legendary night hawk works for
01:08:41and you guys pissed off the wrong viewers
01:08:44what
01:08:45what
01:08:48stay behind me
01:09:04nice liam
01:09:05still sharp
01:09:06just as i trained you
01:09:09couldn't even get the job done
01:09:18still didn't have to run his mouth
01:09:20pathetic
01:09:23long time to see blair
01:09:27you're looking more and more like your father all the time
01:09:33trust me
01:09:35that is not a compliment
01:09:37my father
01:09:40didn't anyone tell you
01:09:42i'm gloria
01:09:43liam's loving foster mom
01:09:46and your dear sweet aunt
01:09:49gloria what are you talking about
01:09:56of course your grandmother never mentioned me
01:10:00she only ever had eyes for her
01:10:03precious son
01:10:04but don't worry
01:10:05i killed your father
01:10:07just think i'm gonna kill you
01:10:09and then little old witch is next
01:10:11you mean that my father's death wasn't an accident
01:10:18no no
01:10:19he got in my way
01:10:21you all did
01:10:23the woods family fortune should have been mine
01:10:26and you liam
01:10:31time to come home good boy
01:10:34so you're choosing her
01:10:47over me
01:10:48i'm not gonna let anyone hurt her
01:10:51not even you
01:10:54fine
01:10:55then you will die with her
01:10:58what's happening
01:11:19poison gas
01:11:20now lay down and die quietly
01:11:22won't you
01:11:23what's happening
01:11:26poison gas
01:11:28now lay down and die quietly
01:11:30won't you
01:11:30you're breathing the same way that we are
01:11:32and you're still standing
01:11:34that means there must be an antidote
01:11:36whoever
01:11:38must be that rotten wood family blood
01:11:41but knowing this won't save you
01:11:43i and i alone have the antidote
01:11:46you really are my finest creation
01:11:55was everything i did never enough for you
01:11:57i don't care
01:11:58i'll never warn it as much mine
01:12:01and it will crush anyone who gets in my way
01:12:03well i'm not your weapon
01:12:05and if you try to hurt her
01:12:07i'm gonna fight you with everything
01:12:08god
01:12:09even after everything that you did
01:12:30grandma still left half of her estate
01:12:32to you
01:12:33she never stopped loving you
01:12:36you don't deserve any of it
01:12:37you don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:40lies
01:12:41after we finish him
01:12:43you're next
01:12:45once i finish him
01:12:49you're next
01:12:50glory woods
01:12:54drop the weapon and surrender
01:12:56heads up in the air
01:12:58turn around slowly
01:13:00don't reach for anything
01:13:01drop the weapon now
01:13:03heads on top of your head
01:13:06stop moving
01:13:09don't resist lady
01:13:10turn around
01:13:11she's reaching for something
01:13:12okay
01:13:12sit back
01:13:14when you're stuck
01:13:16i swear i will kill them both
01:13:18glory
01:13:19stop
01:13:20your brother
01:13:21he died trying to save you
01:13:24you think he abandoned you
01:13:26gloria no
01:13:27he paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:30ten million dollars just to keep you safe
01:13:34he pushed you away
01:13:37just to protect you
01:13:39and even when you were gone
01:13:42he watched over you
01:13:43until the day he died
01:13:45you're lying
01:13:48you're just saying
01:13:50you're trying to save her
01:13:51i am not falling for it
01:13:54enough
01:13:55this ends here
01:14:02you're in the right
01:14:06put your hands behind you
01:14:06no
01:14:07no get off of me
01:14:08stop it
01:14:09who are you
01:14:10get the hell out of me
01:14:11do you
01:14:12come over me
01:14:14you okay
01:14:15former intelligence operative gloria woods
01:14:28arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping
01:14:31source confirmed she is the second daughter of the prominent woods family
01:14:35hey
01:14:37how did you find her
01:14:41you're good people
01:14:42don't let raven slack her vibe fool you
01:14:46like i'm just tracking his top tier
01:14:48didn't gloria use you for years
01:14:52aren't you angry
01:14:55i was
01:14:58but um
01:15:00i don't know
01:15:03now i just
01:15:03guess i'm done
01:15:05carry
01:15:07from now on
01:15:11i'll be by your side
01:15:12wow
01:15:19beautiful
01:15:22okay just eat it
01:15:24i made it with love
01:15:25okay so uh
01:15:26forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now
01:15:29oh
01:15:31okay so
01:15:33what i'm hearing is
01:15:34you want me to feed you
01:15:36okay
01:15:36okay
01:15:38you know what i want more than pasta
01:15:44okay what
01:15:45you
01:15:47blair wins
01:16:00will you marry me
01:16:04again
01:16:06but for real to say
01:16:08yeah
01:16:11you
01:16:24you
01:16:28you
01:16:30you
01:16:32you
01:16:34you
01:16:36you
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