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00:00:00Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No.
00:00:21Perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:39Really?
00:00:41I'll find him.
00:00:56Come on!
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:04Two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:21Let's move.
00:01:21If they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28And mannequins in their potties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:32Mission accomplished.
00:01:52she wants to go scuba diving i'll take her there might be a little oxygen malfunction
00:02:11she'll die doing what she loves no one will suspect a murder i'll even take care of her
00:02:17too and everything is going to be mine she's crazy about you man the mansion the porsche hey don't
00:02:25you feel anything for her yeah sure i do i just love money more can you blame me come on here to
00:02:34getting rich and not having to work for it my dream wedding is a complete sham he doesn't want to marry
00:02:41me he wants to kill me no careful what is being pretty give you a pass on basic manners i'm sorry
00:02:55i'm a little busy having the worst day of my life another runaway bride classic
00:03:14grandma everything hurts
00:03:39why do i sound like a dude
00:03:43what the hell are you doing in here what am i doing here i saved your life five more minutes
00:03:51and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real why couldn't you have done this sooner you would
00:03:56save me a lot of time but you'll be dead and i'll be rich oh honey oh you're awake thank god
00:04:07oh oh oh oh answer yourself motherfucker she knows about my plan no no way
00:04:18what do you mean that my grandma's dead what happened tell me what the hell is wrong with you
00:04:28dude listen you can screw with me you can kill me you can do whatever you want to stay away from
00:04:32my grandma you got it what the hell what the hell
00:04:41am i dead is this some freaky afterlife glitch why the hell am i inside someone else
00:04:50oh my god oh my god oh my god this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real
00:04:56what i'm alive wait what what what's going on who the hell are you what are you doing in my body
00:05:11i was about to ask you the same thing what did you do
00:05:14you're that suicidal bride you're that jerk who crashed into me
00:05:19oh my god okay what should you do
00:05:22my identity is complicated if you don't want any trouble you need to stay with me 24 7
00:05:27excuse me i'm blair woods heiress to the woods family i'm not gonna spend 24 7 with a filthy stranger
00:05:33stranger
00:05:34fine let's get married
00:05:37what oh my god you're completely insane
00:05:39you're running from your wedding right okay i'll go back and tell them that i changed my mind
00:05:44the wedding is back on no no no no no no he's trying to kill me absolutely not you cannot do that
00:05:49it's your choice him or me
00:05:54it's your choice him or me
00:05:59fine fine
00:06:02but the second he's back we're getting divorced
00:06:04deal
00:06:05i mean who's that guy
00:06:07what the hell
00:06:13my boyfriend says you're trash so congrats
00:06:17your jobs
00:06:18okay you need to work with me here too short
00:06:22excuse me they're too short
00:06:23what
00:06:26what are you doing
00:06:30this guy is obviously using you don't fall for a pretty boy act like his
00:06:35okay well it's better be a pretty boy than a murderous con man so and you know what guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me i mean i'm beyonce so dream on
00:06:45come on loser
00:06:47what the
00:06:48blair i'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses okay
00:06:52okay
00:06:54okay
00:06:59okay
00:07:00okay let's get married
00:07:01fine okay let's get married on one condition we try to switch back first and if that doesn't work then
00:07:07i'll meet you at the church
00:07:11fair enough
00:07:12fair enough
00:07:13don't disappoint me
00:07:14beyonce
00:07:18okay but like how do we switch back
00:07:21can we just like crash into each other again
00:07:23i'm game
00:07:24go stand in the middle of the road
00:07:26i'll grab my car
00:07:27you know i'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill so
00:07:32screw it
00:07:33let's get married
00:07:34get ready to kneel
00:07:35kneel? yeah
00:07:41alright
00:07:42857
00:07:46alright what's your name?
00:07:47uh blair woods
00:07:48buddy
00:07:49i asked your name
00:07:50not your fiance's
00:07:51oh
00:07:52uh
00:07:53uh
00:07:54come here
00:07:55come here
00:07:56come here
00:07:57come here
00:07:58what's your name?
00:07:59leon
00:08:00leon
00:08:01leon
00:08:02uh huh
00:08:03are you too sure about this?
00:08:04yep
00:08:05cause i've seen a lot of couples come through here and i'm not gonna lie this room i need a checkup from the neck up
00:08:10excuse me wait are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13we're certain
00:08:14please process our application
00:08:15yeah
00:08:16please
00:08:17please
00:08:18alright
00:08:28do you know when she's gonna show up?
00:08:30no
00:08:31oh great
00:08:39you're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41it's a fake marriage your highness stop whining though
00:08:44ugh
00:08:45ugh
00:08:46ugh
00:08:47it's a fake marriage your highness stop whining
00:08:50ugh
00:08:51ugh
00:08:52my first wedding and i'm gonna be married to you?
00:08:53yeah it's not like i'm thrilled about it either
00:08:55look at that
00:08:56Liam Lowell
00:08:57Liam Lowell
00:08:58do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:09:00through wealth
00:09:01hardship
00:09:02and everything in between?
00:09:03he does
00:09:04alright then
00:09:05in blair woods
00:09:06the same stuff
00:09:07wonderful
00:09:08take that as a yes
00:09:09please
00:09:11please exchange rings
00:09:12rings
00:09:13no we are not at the kissing party yet
00:09:17wait this
00:09:19stop
00:09:20wait
00:09:21wait
00:09:22wait
00:09:23watch out
00:09:24god
00:09:26wow
00:09:27you really came prepared
00:09:36okay
00:09:37i now pronounce you husband and wife
00:09:41you may kiss the bride
00:09:43yep
00:09:44yep no i can't do it
00:09:53excuse me under normal circumstances you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire life
00:09:57oh this is just a temporary arrangement
00:10:00is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:04look pastor it's not really like we had a choice otherwise i wouldn't just
00:10:09i i know you only in my dreams
00:10:13you come visit and i make a scene
00:10:17you know we're passionate
00:10:18i really am a good kiss your honor
00:10:25this ring is like insanely unique
00:10:28i never pegged you for the uh classy sentimental type
00:10:31it's kinda hot though
00:10:33it was my foster mother's
00:10:35it was her husband's final gift to her
00:10:37oh my god no i'm so sorry
00:10:38this must be like super important to you here
00:10:39you should take it back
00:10:40no we're married
00:10:41it's yours now
00:10:43plus i promised your grandma i'd protect you
00:10:45and i used that ring as a good luck charm for years
00:10:48now i can protect you instead
00:10:51no
00:10:52alright
00:10:53let's go home
00:10:54husband
00:10:59fuck
00:11:00i remember the way
00:11:02maybe you're not as annoying as i thought
00:11:04you try to save my life
00:11:05you try to save my life
00:11:10oh my god
00:11:18My God.
00:11:22What are you doing?
00:11:23I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:25It's like totally where normal people live on TV.
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:28Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:32Follow me.
00:11:45So this is it?
00:11:47My closet is bigger than this entire place.
00:11:49Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:53Was it all just for show?
00:11:54Okay, well, then by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:57No, forever is not that long.
00:11:59You could die any day.
00:12:00Wow, morbid.
00:12:02But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:04Because we could always just, like, stay alive.
00:12:06No, not an option.
00:12:07Look, if you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:13Why?
00:12:13Softed little princess.
00:12:18You don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:24Aren't you afraid what I might do?
00:12:26What, uh, what are you, what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:29What are you planning?
00:12:30Look, relax.
00:12:31All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:37And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:44Like what things?
00:12:45Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:53I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:54A what?
00:13:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:03A what?
00:13:06I knew he was trouble.
00:13:08This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:10I need to get out of here.
00:13:12Fast.
00:13:13Are you trying to leave?
00:13:21It's too late.
00:13:22My identity's classified.
00:13:23You know too much.
00:13:25Okay, wait, just please don't kill me.
00:13:26I'll stay put, I swear.
00:13:27Okay, relax.
00:13:28Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:32You're my wife, you're.
00:13:33Wait a second.
00:13:37Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:44That's why I brought you here.
00:13:45This is a safe house.
00:13:47And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:52I never thought I would live in with a secret agent.
00:13:54Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:57Go wash up.
00:13:58It's almost bedtime.
00:14:00But there's only one bed.
00:14:03No, no, no.
00:14:11It was on the bed.
00:14:11You get the couch.
00:14:12No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalry?
00:14:15It's ladies first.
00:14:16I am a secret agent, not a knight.
00:14:18Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:20Are you really a lady?
00:14:21Wait, I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:23For the record, this is my house.
00:14:26Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:31Fine.
00:14:32You take the bed.
00:14:34No funny business.
00:14:36Close the door.
00:14:47I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:55Wait.
00:14:56No way.
00:14:57Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:02Oh, my God.
00:15:14What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:17This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:20What?
00:15:22What is this?
00:15:23Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:24Yeah, obviously.
00:15:24Listen up, babe.
00:15:26If this sketchy soap comes near that face, worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:31I will legit yeet your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:34Got it?
00:15:36Grab your wallet.
00:15:37It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:38It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:42Okay.
00:15:42Let's go.
00:15:46Hmm.
00:15:48Hmm.
00:15:52Shit.
00:15:53No.
00:15:54God, this woman is terrifying.
00:15:57What are you doing?
00:15:59Shit.
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00:16:38Ah, slay.
00:16:43Well, well, I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:49Oh, look, you're finally getting good taste.
00:16:50Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:53This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:56Do you want to try?
00:16:57No.
00:17:00I'll take everything.
00:17:02Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:04They're like $100 each.
00:17:07My treat.
00:17:08Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:19All right, put that down.
00:17:20I'll show you.
00:17:25Well.
00:17:31I hate it.
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:35Uh, don't move, or I might cut you.
00:17:39Wait.
00:17:41You're going to put that on here?
00:17:42No.
00:17:43What?
00:17:43Yeah.
00:17:45I'm here.
00:17:47Is it hot in here?
00:17:53Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:57Okay, don't worry.
00:17:59You rinse it off in your shower.
00:18:00Oh, shower?
00:18:01Sh-shower?
00:18:02What?
00:18:07All right, no peeking.
00:18:23Yeah, trust me.
00:18:24Your body's not really on my must-see.
00:18:26Ouch.
00:18:27Really much?
00:18:28Okay, watch it.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:29Okay.
00:18:29Watch it.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:29Somebody named Raven.
00:18:51Should I pick it up?
00:18:53Um, yeah, whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:58Simple.
00:19:02Yo, man, you've been straight up ghost mode for days.
00:19:05Do you miss me or what?
00:19:07Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:09Let me guess, you dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:14Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Figures.
00:19:16You're basically untouchable anyway.
00:19:18I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:20Buzz me up.
00:19:21And I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:24Oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:29So your boy's outside and he said something about the mission.
00:19:31What? What the hell? Did you agree?
00:19:32Well, you told me that, mm-hmm, so I, mm-hmm.
00:19:34Okay.
00:19:36Okay.
00:19:41Wait, hold up. What are you doing?
00:19:43What is your problem?
00:19:44At least on some underwear.
00:19:46Well, it's about time you let me in, I...
00:19:59Am I interrupting something?
00:20:03So, who's this?
00:20:21My husband.
00:20:22What?
00:20:23What?
00:20:23What?
00:20:23What?
00:20:23Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:26Bro, you got married?
00:20:28Since when?
00:20:31The, uh, yesterday.
00:20:33Accident introduced me to the love of my life and, uh, just, we clicked instantly and, uh,
00:20:41decided to get married.
00:20:43Is there a problem?
00:20:44Wow.
00:20:45You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:48But here you are getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:51Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:53I am straight.
00:20:54So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:20:58I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:10She's as extra as you are.
00:21:12Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:15This is real talk.
00:21:17Nah, man, she's good.
00:21:18She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:19She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:22Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you
00:21:26out the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:30Get to the point.
00:21:31Skip the filler.
00:21:33Hold on.
00:21:37Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:41I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:45Yeah, yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:48Problem?
00:21:49Wow.
00:21:50She really must be the one.
00:21:53Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:57No, it's not happening.
00:21:58Can't you see we just got married?
00:22:00We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:01Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:06You don't take this mission?
00:22:08You fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the death challenges.
00:22:14Your wife or your life?
00:22:17Make your choice.
00:22:18Honey, one can wait.
00:22:23He'll take the job.
00:22:24That's the spirit.
00:22:28Good luck, you two lovebirds.
00:22:34Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing, right?
00:22:38No, relax.
00:22:39I'll handle it.
00:22:45Come on.
00:22:46Come on.
00:22:46Come on.
00:22:46Come on.
00:22:48Hello?
00:22:49Blair Woods.
00:22:51You got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:56You're so dead.
00:23:04Well?
00:23:05Care to explain yourself?
00:23:08Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:09I'm all in.
00:23:11What's the feeling?
00:23:13Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:19Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:21I'm all in.
00:23:23Rock with some feeling.
00:23:27Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this rando?
00:23:34Not on my watch.
00:23:36Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:38No, grandma, grandma.
00:23:38Please, please, we truly, truly love each other.
00:23:48Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:52Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:23:55Liz, I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:57Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:24:00What?
00:24:00Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:07We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:10We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:13But fine.
00:24:15If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:19Oh.
00:24:19Oh.
00:24:21Oh.
00:24:24Mia?
00:24:24How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:38Oh, uh, Blair, she mentioned it.
00:24:41In passing.
00:24:42They get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:44I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:47Yeah.
00:24:48Just in case.
00:24:49That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:54The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:57All he did was ask me for my money.
00:24:59I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:01Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:04My bad, grandma.
00:25:05But it's over.
00:25:06From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:11Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:13A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:14And even if it's moments before the vows, you can walk away.
00:25:17So, love who you love.
00:25:23As for you,
00:25:26if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:31you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:35As for you,
00:25:38if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:42you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:45Grandma,
00:25:47I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:01Game time.
00:26:02Target's been spotted.
00:26:02Where is he?
00:26:12What is taking him so long?
00:26:16Oh my God, Leon.
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let up.
00:26:23No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:27What happened?
00:26:28Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:28Mission's done, but
00:26:30someone tagged me.
00:26:32Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:34Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:35That's it, we're going to the ER.
00:26:36No.
00:26:39That's it, we're going to the ER.
00:26:40No.
00:26:41No hospitals.
00:26:42It's too risky.
00:26:43You help me find the bullet hole,
00:26:45I'll patch the wound myself.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:49Liam.
00:27:00What day is it?
00:27:01Are you seriously checking a calendar
00:27:03while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:08Plot twist.
00:27:08So,
00:27:09you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:12You just got your period.
00:27:14Sorry, babe.
00:27:14Oh, wait.
00:27:23Here.
00:27:23Breathe with me.
00:27:27What's your play here?
00:27:29I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:32By holding my hands?
00:27:35Science.
00:27:36A study showed that holding hands
00:27:37with people you care about
00:27:38actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:40Even for fake couples?
00:27:44A study showed that holding hands
00:27:46with people you care about
00:27:47actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:49Even for fake couples?
00:27:51You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:53Oh, and maybe you should
00:27:53stop reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:28:00So?
00:28:04Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:08Told you.
00:28:10Honestly, I don't normally cramp this bad.
00:28:12But I'm sure your super-secret agent
00:28:14cardio didn't help.
00:28:15Yeah, your endurance sucks.
00:28:17Finishing that mission
00:28:18nearly took me out.
00:28:20Looks like I'm flunking
00:28:21this evaluation.
00:28:26Why do you do it?
00:28:27Like, real talk,
00:28:28why do you do it?
00:28:28The super-secret agent stuff.
00:28:30It just seems like
00:28:31dangerous AF.
00:28:34For my foster mom.
00:28:37This is her?
00:28:37Yeah.
00:28:37Yeah.
00:28:42She looks
00:28:45really kind.
00:28:47She was.
00:28:50She taught me how to survive.
00:28:53Hmm.
00:28:55Is this how you got in the agency?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:29:00I won't disappoint her.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:03I'll help you.
00:29:04Is the evaluation
00:29:05getting your spot back?
00:29:06No, absolutely not.
00:29:08End of discussion.
00:29:08But, no.
00:29:12No, absolutely not.
00:29:13End of discussion.
00:29:14You're not doing it.
00:29:15I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:18Well,
00:29:19besides me,
00:29:20who else is going to help you?
00:29:22The body's yours.
00:29:23The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:24And all the other stuff,
00:29:25I don't know,
00:29:26you can, like,
00:29:27teach her.
00:29:27You're the super-secret agent, right?
00:29:29I don't think you understand
00:29:30how dangerous this job is.
00:29:34I can't afford to lose you, too.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37All right, come on.
00:29:39What?
00:29:39You're planning on
00:29:40doing your dirty work
00:29:41in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:43I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:45I want three favors from you.
00:29:46Non-negotiable.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:58What the hell just happened?
00:30:00Did she seriously just pat my head
00:30:01like I'm a puppy?
00:30:02Why?
00:30:03Why did that make me feel
00:30:04weirdly happy?
00:30:06All right,
00:30:07get it together, Liam.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:13Oh, God.
00:30:21What did I just do?
00:30:23Did I kiss him?
00:30:25Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:28Wait.
00:30:29Do I like him?
00:30:31No.
00:30:35Wow, you can actually cook.
00:30:43For a second,
00:30:43I was thinking
00:30:44you were promoting you
00:30:44to my future husband.
00:30:45Okay, enough talking.
00:30:47Eat up.
00:30:48It's the last moment
00:30:48of happiness you'll have today.
00:30:57This is the whole plan?
00:30:59That's just the table of contents.
00:31:02Okay, so just out of curiosity,
00:31:03is it too late to back out now?
00:31:1249?
00:31:1550?
00:31:17Okay, keep going.
00:31:17Don't slow down.
00:31:19This plan isn't humane.
00:31:20That was just the warm-up.
00:31:22What?
00:31:26Oh, damn.
00:31:30My body's kind of hot.
00:31:34Oh, damn.
00:31:37My body's kind of hot.
00:31:38Okay, dance to yourself.
00:31:41That's enough for today.
00:31:42I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:44Ugh.
00:32:01Okay, relax.
00:32:02That's your own body.
00:32:05When we switch back,
00:32:06I'm so writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:08kissing myself.
00:32:10A memoir.
00:32:11Don't you dare.
00:32:12Oh, God, don't flatter yourself.
00:32:13The main character's not gonna be based on you.
00:32:14That's even worse.
00:32:17Anyway,
00:32:18after lunch,
00:32:19I have something special to show you.
00:32:21Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22Uh, rare jewelry?
00:32:24H&R is the next.
00:32:26Oh, I know.
00:32:27Uh, limited edition air vests?
00:32:34My babies.
00:32:36Impressive, right?
00:32:37These are what you call babies?
00:32:39God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:43Now, just pick one for him.
00:32:45No, you have to touch it yourself.
00:32:48You'll know which one's right.
00:32:50You're my wife now.
00:32:52I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:54Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:56Well, then,
00:32:57pick a damn gun,
00:33:00dear husband.
00:33:06How about this one?
00:33:08Not bad.
00:33:09It's an M200.
00:33:10Longest range sniper rifle on Earth.
00:33:12But,
00:33:13it's bolt action.
00:33:14It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:15Okay.
00:33:21This is fun.
00:33:25This one.
00:33:25Can I raise your weapon?
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:46Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:53Are you listening?
00:33:59Are you even listening to me?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:01Of course.
00:34:01Okay.
00:34:05Lesson one.
00:34:06Observation.
00:34:08Choose any target you want.
00:34:10Okay, so I will just...
00:34:14So...
00:34:14Wait.
00:34:19Oh, my God.
00:34:20That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:24Oh,
00:34:24that is wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:27Oh, my God.
00:34:27I'm going to text her later.
00:34:37Who's cheating bastards?
00:34:40I want to kill...
00:34:40No, you're terrible.
00:34:44Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:51So,
00:34:52what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:54I want to talk about it.
00:34:55Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere
00:34:57and stole her from me.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00And you just gave up?
00:35:02Why?
00:35:02Do you know how hard I worked
00:35:05to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:07Do you have any idea how difficult it is
00:35:09to find someone so rich and...
00:35:11gullible?
00:35:11I'm just getting a little tired
00:35:16of following her around
00:35:17like a lap dog.
00:35:18It's pathetic.
00:35:20Honey, honey,
00:35:22just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:25Do it for our baby.
00:35:27We need her money.
00:35:29I did everything for her.
00:35:42I gave her everything.
00:35:44When the mean girls bullied her
00:35:45at school,
00:35:46who confronted them?
00:35:47Me.
00:35:48And now she has the nerve
00:35:53to play Disney face with me.
00:35:55Okay,
00:35:56you've been crying
00:35:56for three hours.
00:35:58If you're that upset,
00:35:59why didn't you just say something?
00:36:01I know.
00:36:02You know what?
00:36:03I should have.
00:36:05I should have.
00:36:06They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:07They used me for my money
00:36:13and I'm not going to let somebody
00:36:15who betrayed me
00:36:16get off that easy.
00:36:20And now she has the nerve
00:36:21to ask me out?
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:30Fine.
00:36:32You want to play?
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:35Wait.
00:36:41I fully endorse you
00:36:42giving them a reality check,
00:36:43but I am terrible with pharma.
00:36:45Well,
00:36:45and I suck at being a secret agent,
00:36:47but you still owe me two favors,
00:36:48remember?
00:36:49Wow.
00:36:50Okay,
00:36:50so you're resorting to your husband
00:36:51to do your dirty work?
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:54Dear husband.
00:37:05Blair?
00:37:17I haven't been able
00:37:18to stop thinking about you
00:37:19since you left me
00:37:20at the engagement party.
00:37:21I get it.
00:37:22I messed up.
00:37:23And I'm sorry,
00:37:24okay?
00:37:25but I just,
00:37:26I can't imagine
00:37:27life without you.
00:37:30And hey,
00:37:31I'm willing
00:37:32to forget the fact
00:37:34that you slept with other men
00:37:35if you just get back with me.
00:37:38This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:43Bastard.
00:37:43You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:51I'm Tasha.
00:37:52Her best friend.
00:37:53Oh.
00:37:54You mean the kind of best friend
00:37:55who sleeps with her fiancé?
00:37:59Oh,
00:37:59you mean the kind of best friend
00:38:00that sleeps with a friend's fiancé?
00:38:02That's new.
00:38:04Don't be like that.
00:38:06You're kind of hot,
00:38:07you know?
00:38:08No wonder Blair chose
00:38:09to be with you.
00:38:10No.
00:38:10I have some self-respect.
00:38:15And for the record,
00:38:16I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:17I'm her husband.
00:38:19What?
00:38:20Yeah.
00:38:20Already married?
00:38:22Well,
00:38:24can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:26Blair's gorgeous
00:38:27and rich,
00:38:28sure.
00:38:29But in case you don't know,
00:38:30she literally ran out
00:38:32on her wedding.
00:38:33Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:35Okay,
00:38:35so then what's this,
00:38:36this little ambush thing today?
00:38:37Is that all part of your master plan
00:38:38to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:39What do you get out of all this?
00:38:41What do I get out of this?
00:38:43Oh, baby.
00:38:44Nothing makes me happier
00:38:45than seeing her miserable.
00:38:48Oh, my God.
00:38:49I'm grateful
00:38:50to one girl be.
00:38:52Absolutely shameless.
00:38:54I feel sorry for her boyfriend,
00:38:56her guy.
00:38:58Blair,
00:38:58I just want to know
00:38:59what I did wrong.
00:39:00You leaving wrecked me
00:39:02and I just want you
00:39:04to give us another chance.
00:39:05What?
00:39:06You're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:07God,
00:39:08what's next?
00:39:08You're going to say
00:39:09you have morning sickness
00:39:09because of me?
00:39:13Hey, you.
00:39:18Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:19You like sharing men so much?
00:39:21Keep your shared man
00:39:22to yourself.
00:39:25Are you insane?
00:39:28You...
00:39:28You're making things up!
00:39:30Oh,
00:39:30that's how it's going to go?
00:39:31All right.
00:39:32Go on.
00:39:33Everyone,
00:39:34airdrops on.
00:39:36I still need to do it.
00:39:46You bitch!
00:39:47You spied on me?
00:39:50Watch out!
00:39:52You cheated,
00:39:53you lied,
00:39:53and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:55Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:56You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:58Oh,
00:39:58you're scared now?
00:40:00Five minutes ago,
00:40:00you were such a badass.
00:40:02If you ever show your face again,
00:40:03I will put you back in the dirt
00:40:05every single fucking time.
00:40:10Both of you
00:40:11are going to regret this.
00:40:14You better watch your backs.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:17Please.
00:40:18Please.
00:40:18Please.
00:40:18Please.
00:40:18Please.
00:40:20Please.
00:40:20Please.
00:40:20Please.
00:40:20Please.
00:40:21Please.
00:40:21Please.
00:40:21Please.
00:40:22Please.
00:40:23Please.
00:40:23Please.
00:40:23Please.
00:40:24Please.
00:40:24Please.
00:40:25Please.
00:40:26Did you see his face?
00:40:27This is so exciting.
00:40:29Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:31Oh, please.
00:40:32In my line of work,
00:40:33I pick up a few hacking skills.
00:40:36Hmm.
00:40:38I don't think so.
00:40:42Whatever.
00:40:44Ah!
00:40:46Damn it!
00:40:48Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:51Time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:54I'm going to destroy Blair Woods completely.
00:40:56I'm going to destroy Blair Woods completely.
00:40:58I am.
00:41:05Shit.
00:41:06Can you help me with this?
00:41:15Hello?
00:41:15Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:18Something's gone down.
00:41:19It's gone down.
00:41:20It's gone down.
00:41:21It's gone down.
00:41:22It's gone down.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:25It's gone down.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:28Bye.
00:41:29Jesus.
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31Thank God you're here.
00:41:32We've got a problem.
00:41:34Hey, besties.
00:41:35Today we're confronting this Woods company face to face.
00:41:39Let's get justice.
00:41:40What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:42This.
00:41:43This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:45What?
00:41:46That is impossible.
00:41:47Our face creams are made with all natural products.
00:41:49There's no additives in.
00:41:50We've never had a reaction to this yet.
00:41:51You're all saying this, right?
00:41:52Thousands of you are watching.
00:41:53Don't let them dislike me.
00:41:54Fine.
00:41:55If you claim this product did that, I'll test it right now.
00:41:56And if there's a reaction, I'll double your compensation.
00:41:58Oh, yeah.
00:41:59Go on.
00:42:00Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:01Let me guess.
00:42:26You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid-laced cream over my face.
00:42:28you're hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid lace cream on my face and burn it
00:42:32off how the hell does she know run this to the lab compared to stock samples I
00:42:38want results in an hour what no I would never do something like this do you know
00:42:43how important a face is to an influencer I would never risk my own
00:42:50face just to frame you wait wait you dare question my wife's reputation nice
00:43:04fun that face rash is makeup you're serious
00:43:10attempted assault defamation fraud congratulations your career as an
00:43:15influencer is over the security no no no I'm so sorry I didn't mean to it was a
00:43:21mistake no let go of me I can go I'll admit you were surprisingly useful I know but
00:43:39something's bugging me how'd she get in here no clearance no invite it's weird
00:43:44right you might want to check for a mole within your company you clean that
00:43:53thing like a hundred times today are you still thinking about the mold someone
00:43:57let that liar waltz into your office that is not a rookie move I bet your ex-fiance
00:44:04ethan's behind it you got proof both of you are gonna regret this you better watch your
00:44:12backs I call it a secret agent's hunch
00:44:16one day
00:44:21one day I'm gonna blow his brains out
00:44:25we're agents not assassins quit pouting grab your jacket we're going out
00:44:31this place is nice
00:44:40you're not here to party
00:44:41secret agent's hq
00:44:43you see that bartender over there
00:44:50he's gonna take you to marion
00:44:52she hands out the assignments wait you're not coming with me
00:44:55well the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers so you'll have to go alone
00:45:00and just a heads up marion's a little obsessed
00:45:05of course she is
00:45:10you really have broken hearts everywhere huh
00:45:12relax never even touched her
00:45:14you're so messy
00:45:16messy
00:45:17messy
00:45:18messy
00:45:19messy
00:45:21hey brady
00:45:37you alone
00:45:42you alone
00:45:44i'm gonna get you a drink
00:45:48hey where you going sweetheart let's have a little phone
00:45:51fuck off
00:45:53come on just relax a little bit
00:45:55it's all right won't you
00:45:57oh my gosh
00:45:58excuse me
00:45:59back off
00:46:00come on just take a sip
00:46:01take a sip
00:46:03do you want to play rough you little bitch
00:46:05okay
00:46:16okay look
00:46:17you have been on me ever since i walked in tonight
00:46:19i mean i
00:46:20i'm here on a mission not whatever this is
00:46:22and i'm giving you one
00:46:23after we handle more pressing matters
00:46:29you've got all night baby
00:46:32nothing going on with her huh
00:46:34men are full of shit
00:46:36sorry
00:46:37baby
00:46:38not tonight
00:46:40let me guess
00:46:41this is about her
00:46:43what
00:46:47are you serious
00:46:49you've turned me down for months
00:46:51and you're ready to break protocol for that girl
00:46:55excuse me
00:46:56that is not that girl
00:46:57that is my wife
00:46:58you gave her this
00:46:59yeah
00:47:00the elite agent rake
00:47:01obviously
00:47:02she's a nobody
00:47:04she's a nobody
00:47:07okay well i'm gonna share whatever i have with my partner so
00:47:10an agent dreaming of love like some civilian
00:47:19you're so childish
00:47:23thank you
00:47:25wake up
00:47:26this mission comes straight from the chief
00:47:28there's no room for mistakes
00:47:31right
00:47:32well
00:47:33save your concern
00:47:35chief
00:47:45are you sure nighthawk is the right choice for this mission
00:47:49of course
00:47:50he's married blair
00:47:52it could compromise everything
00:47:58even better
00:48:00that's exactly what i hoped for
00:48:03let's see if my little bird stays lael
00:48:06or it breaks
00:48:12you little bitch you wanna play rough
00:48:14you're asking for it
00:48:15yeah let me show you what a real man's capable of
00:48:17you filthy whore
00:48:25nighthawk
00:48:26wait
00:48:27who's nighthawk
00:48:28nighthawk
00:48:29it's you
00:48:30are you deaf
00:48:31she said no
00:48:32listen nighthawk please
00:48:33i didn't know
00:48:34i didn't know she was your girl
00:48:35i'm sorry
00:48:36you know what
00:48:37you're lucky
00:48:38get lost
00:48:43pray that we don't meet again
00:48:44bitch
00:48:50are you okay
00:48:51i'm sorry i didn't get there sooner
00:49:02i'm sorry i didn't get there sooner
00:49:03it's not your fault
00:49:04i just haven't felt that helpless in so long
00:49:08it's like i was right back in my childhood
00:49:11trying to survive
00:49:13to survive
00:49:18don't worry
00:49:23from now on i'll protect you
00:49:24okay
00:49:26okay
00:49:27okay careful
00:49:39if you keep looking at me like that
00:49:41i think you actually like
00:49:43what
00:49:44oh
00:49:45what
00:49:46no i you
00:49:47you're in my body
00:49:48i'm just protecting my property
00:49:49i'm just protecting my property
00:49:51plus you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you
00:49:54no marion doesn't count
00:49:56oh
00:49:57it's nothing between us
00:49:58i've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job
00:50:04i mean we
00:50:06i technically were already married so
00:50:09you could quit your job and work for my company
00:50:12i'll take care of you
00:50:14it's not my way of living
00:50:17besides
00:50:19you're my wife
00:50:20i should be the one supporting you
00:50:22but
00:50:23who who said that i agreed to be your wife
00:50:28have you thought about what we'll do
00:50:30we're stuck in these bodies forever
00:50:33uh
00:50:35yeah i mean not ideal
00:50:38but
00:50:39um
00:50:40i don't know i can get used to it
00:50:42i just have to learn how to pee standing up
00:50:48well with you around it
00:50:50might not be so bad
00:50:55and then i'll just study really hard at being good at sex
00:50:59as a man
00:51:01okay um
00:51:02no we're gonna switch back
00:51:03it's fine i'll figure it out
00:51:04oh you're not interested in that
00:51:08oh my god i will never understand men and their weird pride
00:51:11okay shut up
00:51:14um
00:51:15let's
00:51:16get back to business
00:51:17find out who our next target is
00:51:21wait our target's an international spy
00:51:26oh wait that's me
00:51:27no come on i'm
00:51:28i am not an international spy
00:51:29this is a mistake
00:51:30that's a mistake
00:51:32that's a mistake
00:51:34no
00:51:35you know no i've heard rumors at the agency
00:51:38they call it the x files
00:51:40it's uh...
00:51:41fake missions
00:51:42to cover up dirty work for billionaires
00:51:45you sure you didn't piss off the wrong person
00:51:48ethan
00:51:50ethan
00:51:51son of a
00:51:52bitch
00:51:53okay
00:51:54uh...
00:51:55hack the system and trace the payments
00:52:10it's definitely ethan
00:52:11fine
00:52:14he wants to play dirty
00:52:16i'll play dirty
00:52:18what's your plan?
00:52:19so you know that company
00:52:20that's under his name
00:52:22yeah that was a birthday gift from me
00:52:24back when i was stupid
00:52:26and i'm gonna take it back
00:52:29done
00:52:30well
00:52:31there should be enough evidence to sink in
00:52:34bastard
00:52:38looks like your email's working
00:52:40tomorrow's headlines just found their next star
00:52:43nice
00:52:47your scandal is everywhere ethan
00:52:49everyone knows you cheated on the woods heiress
00:52:52our company's talk is crashing because of this
00:52:55so you better give us an answer by today
00:52:57what the hell is PR doing then?
00:52:59get those headlines scrubbed
00:53:02now!
00:53:03let's be real
00:53:04our PR team is a joke
00:53:05compared to what woods family's got
00:53:08do the right thing
00:53:09ethan
00:53:10step down now
00:53:12or
00:53:13i'll make sure the board votes you out
00:53:15step down?
00:53:17step down?
00:53:18i am the chairman of this company
00:53:20you cannot remove me from it
00:53:22are you sure about that?
00:53:24Blair
00:53:25you've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company
00:53:29is this your company?
00:53:31security?
00:53:33what do you want me to do?
00:53:34remove them
00:53:36are you deaf?
00:53:37remove them!
00:53:39sorry ethan we're actually not here to chat
00:53:41we're here to be your new bosses
00:53:43what the hell are you talking about?
00:53:47sorry ethan we're actually not here to chat
00:53:49we're here to be your new bosses
00:53:51what the hell are you talking about?
00:53:52okay well let's go through the fine print shall we?
00:54:00blair woods now owns 51% of the company
00:54:05making her the majority shareholder
00:54:07and as such the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority
00:54:12ethan grayson
00:54:14tasha blake
00:54:16you are fired
00:54:18no no no you see i built this company from nothing
00:54:22you cannot just take it from me
00:54:24buddy take a long hard work in the room if you even have one
00:54:28this company i
00:54:30my wife built it and she gave it to you and now she's taking it back
00:54:33so you got a problem?
00:54:34oh and one more thing
00:54:36we know about the little influencer
00:54:38we've already filed a suit for credit to the competition
00:54:40so get ready to be served
00:54:42girls like you would never understand
00:54:44i worked my ass off to get here and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:49can't i have one damn thing without you stealing it too?
00:54:53somebody call an ambulance
00:55:09i think they will save me please
00:55:13as long as you're safe
00:55:23raven i want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes
00:55:26i don't care if you have to drag him around in chains
00:55:33if he dies
00:55:35i will make sure that you go down with him
00:55:41ten years retired
00:55:43i didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint
00:55:46and choppered here tonight
00:55:48desperate times doctor
00:55:50lucky you acted fast
00:55:51ten minutes later
00:55:52he'd be gone
00:55:54come on doc
00:55:56let's do this for love with some privacy
00:56:08why did you take the hit for me?
00:56:14i mean what if you died?
00:56:16what the hell would i do then?
00:56:21it hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:23i wish i could take the pain for you
00:56:27it hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:29i wish i could take the pain for you
00:56:31i'd take the pain for you
00:57:01no way
00:57:06we switched back
00:57:09no way
00:57:12we switched back
00:57:14Liam
00:57:16Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:18we switched back
00:57:19Liam
00:57:31I haven't brushed my teeth or anything
00:57:33I don't fucking care
00:57:34waited too long
00:57:36it's gone
00:57:41everything's gone, you have to help me
00:57:43pathetic, you've got
00:57:45some nerve calling me
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave the order
00:57:49this is on you
00:57:50so, if you want your little secret going in public
00:57:54I suggest you help me
00:57:55fine, one last shot
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture
00:58:00this time, for good
00:58:01how are you feeling?
00:58:11do you want something?
00:58:14what, do you need something?
00:58:17didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:58:19didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21yeah, well I did some research
00:58:22it turns out
00:58:24it's just somebody you love
00:58:25it actually works
00:58:26yeah, well I did some research
00:58:30it turns out
00:58:31it's just somebody you love
00:58:33it actually works
00:58:34okay
00:58:38well
00:58:39since you're so
00:58:41into me
00:58:42I guess you can say my husband
00:58:47for a little longer
00:58:49you know I never thought that I'd fall in love
00:58:58with somebody who can
00:58:59I mean this whole
00:59:01body switch nonsense happened
00:59:04but
00:59:04something I always switch back
00:59:07I guess prayers really do work
00:59:10um, I'm gonna
00:59:16get some water
00:59:18wow
00:59:27the infamously cold-blooded agent
00:59:30taking a knife for a woman
00:59:31it's romantic enough to make me cry
00:59:34almost
00:59:36can you not
00:59:37what do you want?
00:59:40does it ever occur to you
00:59:41what's going to happen
00:59:41when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43you get one life, Liam
00:59:44how many times
00:59:45are you gonna throw it
00:59:46in front of hers?
00:59:48he's right
00:59:48as long as she's with me
00:59:50she'll always be in danger
00:59:51what the hell do I do?
00:59:54you know, I do hate to break up
01:00:04this little soap opera
01:00:05but you do realize
01:00:06that there is a third reel here, right?
01:00:08um, I'm gonna just
01:00:10you guys talk
01:00:11what?
01:00:20spit it out
01:00:20just a heads up, Liam
01:00:22you blew up the mission
01:00:24you pissed off the client
01:00:25Gloria's not exactly
01:00:27pleased with you
01:00:28I'm just saying
01:00:30watch your back
01:00:33understood
01:00:34but no one's touching Blair
01:00:36not now
01:00:37not ever
01:00:48all this fuss
01:00:49for a girl
01:00:51you know what's funny
01:00:54you raise a little bird
01:00:56long enough
01:00:56they start to think
01:00:58that they can fly
01:00:58all on their own
01:01:00I'm sorry, man
01:01:02save it
01:01:03go take your punishment
01:01:05this Blair Woods
01:01:12has to die
01:01:15hey, queen
01:01:23what are you doing tonight?
01:01:24wanna have some fun?
01:01:27okay, cool
01:01:27Liam
01:01:31we should go dancing tonight
01:01:32we can finally relax a bit
01:01:34I'm not going
01:01:35figures
01:01:38guess you only stuck around
01:01:40because of the body swap
01:01:41real husband material, huh?
01:01:43we should probably
01:01:46finalize the divorce
01:01:47what are you talking about?
01:01:53that was the deal, right?
01:01:56once we switch back
01:01:57we call it
01:01:58fine
01:02:01it's not like I'm
01:02:05desperate to stay married
01:02:06to you anyways
01:02:07cheers
01:02:20you've been married
01:02:22for how long now?
01:02:24and we've never even
01:02:25seen her husband
01:02:25come on
01:02:27bring him out tonight
01:02:29no, it's like
01:02:30a fake marriage
01:02:31we're gonna get
01:02:32divorced soon
01:02:33yeah
01:02:34but you still like him
01:02:35I mean
01:02:37I
01:02:38then go for it
01:02:40playing it safe
01:02:42is never your style
01:02:43wait, no girl
01:02:46you are wasted
01:02:48I'm calling a cab
01:02:50no
01:02:50no, come on
01:02:51I never get to have
01:02:52fun anymore
01:02:53please
01:02:54you can go out
01:02:55whenever you want
01:02:56it's not like
01:02:57your husband's
01:02:57gonna stop you
01:02:58you don't have to
01:02:59say it like that
01:03:00oh my god
01:03:05who is this hottie
01:03:06oh my god
01:03:23who is that hottie
01:03:24how much have you
01:03:25had to drink
01:03:25huh
01:03:26Blair
01:03:28who's this
01:03:29I'm her husband
01:03:30nice to meet you
01:03:33damn Blair
01:03:35where did you find him
01:03:36he looks like
01:03:37he walked off
01:03:37a CQ cover
01:03:38yeah
01:03:39I literally
01:03:40bumped into him
01:03:41on the street
01:03:42seriously
01:03:43damn girl
01:03:44you are so lucky
01:03:45what does he do
01:03:47um
01:03:48he's
01:03:50a model
01:03:51yeah
01:03:52he's a model
01:03:53I knew it
01:03:54come on
01:03:56show us some photos
01:03:57no
01:03:58no
01:03:58another time
01:03:59I promise
01:03:59but tonight
01:04:00I'm going to steal
01:04:00my wife away from me
01:04:01because she is a little drunk
01:04:02what
01:04:03no
01:04:03bye Blair
01:04:06come back soon
01:04:08jeez
01:04:12okay
01:04:13slow down
01:04:14no
01:04:14you're going too fast
01:04:16you really are
01:04:17a lightweight
01:04:18huh
01:04:18yeah
01:04:18thanks though
01:04:21thanks for what
01:04:23for picking me up
01:04:25even though you ignored my calls
01:04:27asshole
01:04:28nope
01:04:29well I want more than just a thanks
01:04:31okay
01:04:36okay
01:04:36just breathe
01:04:38yeah
01:04:39and I'm going to put you
01:04:41right here
01:04:42hold
01:04:43you okay
01:04:46thanks
01:04:48I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:50wait here
01:04:52ew
01:04:52what the hell
01:05:10if you scream
01:05:12me
01:05:12I'm going to
01:05:25I'll kill you
01:05:30Well, well, I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:54Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:56I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:05:58That look, I hate that look.
01:06:04It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:06Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:09Well, you are just a parasite living off of a woman's success, so why would I respect you?
01:06:15Cute. Very cute.
01:06:17Keep running your mouth, Blair.
01:06:19You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:23You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:28Nice.
01:06:31Well, you want to know something fun, Blair, do you?
01:06:34I don't even want you dead.
01:06:36Someone else does.
01:06:38You made enemies, babe.
01:06:40Big ones.
01:06:44Raven, I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:06:47Use every connection you have.
01:06:48No screw-ups.
01:06:49But if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually wants you dead.
01:07:01In your dreams, loser.
01:07:03You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:10A jam.
01:07:11Perfect.
01:07:12A jam!
01:07:14You got lucky.
01:07:16Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:27Hey, Blair.
01:07:29Are you okay?
01:07:38You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:46You okay?
01:07:47Why do you keep saving me if you're just going to push me away?
01:07:51I was scared.
01:07:52Scared that you'd get hurt because of me.
01:07:55But I'm done pushing you away, Blair.
01:07:56I'm not going to let you go again.
01:08:01How the hell did you find us?
01:08:13My turn.
01:08:18Who sent you?
01:08:19You were in way over your head.
01:08:26Uh, fine.
01:08:31I'll tell you.
01:08:33I'll tell you.
01:08:34It was the agency.
01:08:37You know?
01:08:37The ones that the legendary Nighthawk works for.
01:08:41And you guys pissed off the wrong viewers.
01:08:44What?
01:08:48What?
01:08:48What?
01:08:48What?
01:08:52Stay behind me.
01:08:53Nice, Liam.
01:09:06Still sharp.
01:09:07Just as I trained you.
01:09:17Couldn't even get the job done.
01:09:19Still the nerve to run his mouth.
01:09:20Aesthetic.
01:09:23Mom?
01:09:25Gloria?
01:09:26Long time may see, Blair.
01:09:31You're looking more and more like your father all the time.
01:09:34Trust me.
01:09:35That is not a compliment.
01:09:39My father.
01:09:41Didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:42I'm Gloria.
01:09:44Liam's loving foster mom.
01:09:46And your dear sweet aunt.
01:09:53Hey, Gloria.
01:09:54What are you talking about?
01:09:58Of course your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:10:01She only ever had eyes for her precious son.
01:10:05But don't worry.
01:10:06I killed your father.
01:10:08I just think I'm going to kill you.
01:10:10And then little old witch is next.
01:10:11You mean that my father's death wasn't an accident?
01:10:17No.
01:10:18No.
01:10:20He got in my way.
01:10:22You all did.
01:10:24The Woods family fortune should have been mine.
01:10:30And you, Liam.
01:10:33Time to come home, good boy.
01:10:34So you're choosing her over me?
01:10:50I'm not going to let anyone hurt her.
01:10:53Not even you.
01:10:55Fine.
01:10:56Then you will die with her.
01:11:04What's happening?
01:11:19Poison gas.
01:11:21Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:26What's happening?
01:11:27Poison gas.
01:11:28Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:31You're breathing the same way that we are.
01:11:32And you're still standing.
01:11:35That means there must be an antidote.
01:11:38Clever.
01:11:39Must be that rotten wood family blood.
01:11:42But knowing this won't save you.
01:11:44I and I alone have the antidote.
01:11:50You really are my finest creation.
01:11:55Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:11:57I don't care.
01:11:59I'm never wanted as much mine.
01:12:01And it will crush you anywhere if it gets in my way.
01:12:04Well, I'm not your weapon, Liam.
01:12:06And if you try to hurt her, I'm going to fight you with everything you got.
01:12:09Even after everything that you did, Grandma still left half of her estate to you.
01:12:33She never stopped loving you.
01:12:36You don't deserve any of it.
01:12:38You don't deserve a damn thing.
01:12:41Lies!
01:12:42After we finish him, you're next.
01:12:48Once I finish him, you're next.
01:12:53Glory Woods!
01:12:55Drop the weapon and surrender!
01:12:58Hands up in the air!
01:12:59Turn around slowly!
01:13:00Don't reach for anything!
01:13:02Drop the weapon now!
01:13:05Pass the top of your head!
01:13:08Stop moving!
01:13:09Don't resist, lady!
01:13:10Turn around!
01:13:11She's reaching for something.
01:13:12Okay.
01:13:13Sit back!
01:13:15Where do I stop?
01:13:16I swear I will kill them both!
01:13:18Glory!
01:13:19Stop!
01:13:21Your brother!
01:13:22He died trying to save you!
01:13:24You think he abandoned you?
01:13:26Gloria, no!
01:13:28He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours ten million dollars just to keep you safe!
01:13:35He pushed you away just to protect you.
01:13:39And even when you were gone, he watched over you until the day he died.
01:13:47You're lying.
01:13:49You're just saying this to try to save her.
01:13:52I'm not falling for it!
01:13:55Enough!
01:14:00This ends here.
01:14:05You're under arrest.
01:14:06Put your hands behind your back.
01:14:06No!
01:14:07No!
01:14:07Get off of me!
01:14:08Stop it!
01:14:09Who are you?
01:14:10Get the hell out of me!
01:14:11Oh, dear you!
01:14:12Oh, get the hell out of me!
01:14:14You okay?
01:14:15You okay?
01:14:18Don't let Raven's slacker vibe fool you.
01:14:46Like, I'm just cracking a stop to you.
01:14:50Didn't Gloria use you for years?
01:14:53Aren't you angry?
01:14:58I was.
01:15:00But, um...
01:15:02I don't know.
01:15:03Now I just...
01:15:04Because I'm done.
01:15:06Karen.
01:15:10From now on, I'll be by your side.
01:15:12Wow.
01:15:21Beautiful.
01:15:23Okay, just eat it.
01:15:24I made it with love.
01:15:26Okay, so, uh...
01:15:27Forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now.
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:32Okay, so what I'm hearing is...
01:15:35You want me to feed you.
01:15:36Mm-hmm.
01:15:38Okay.
01:15:38You know what I want more than pasta?
01:15:45Okay, what?
01:15:47You.
01:15:57Ahem.
01:16:00Blair wins.
01:16:03Will you marry me?
01:16:05Again?
01:16:06But for real to say?
01:16:11Yeah.
01:16:11I don't know.
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