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02:00I didn't end up winning my class like I hoped.
02:04I feel like the ketogenic shit, it made me look full and vascular, but I feel like I lost size.
02:10But look, there's no crying in baseball. It's just the way it goes, bro.
02:15You try some things, it's trial and error, and sometimes things don't work, and you gotta fucking pull an audible, and it's okay.
02:20And if I want to be a fucking monster like Vic Martinez, I'm gonna have to fucking up the carbs, up the fucking calories in the offseason and go for motherfucking broke, bro.
02:29Bro, I ain't fucking stepping down for nobody.
02:32Because if you fucking stay ready, you don't gotta fucking get ready, baby.
02:38Stay swole, baby.
02:40Yo, yo, yo, what the fuck is good? It's your boy Joey Rossi, aka Joey Muscles, and I'm doing what the fuck I do.
03:07But yo, remember to smash the fucking like button, smash the fucking father button, and if you ain't there with my shit, then you can get the fuck out of here.
03:16Hey, yo, it's your boy Joey Rossi, aka Joey Muscles, and I'm...
03:36Well, I love it.
04:06Okay, ready?
04:23Quarter time.
04:28Use them hamstrings, Joey.
04:31Better.
04:33Shoulders back.
04:36Quarter turn.
04:37Hold it, hold it, hold it.
04:38Do that again.
04:39You see how Victor is doing his...
04:41Victor, turn.
04:42That's it.
04:43Quarter turn from there.
04:44See where his legs are?
04:45Yeah.
04:46I want you to do the same thing like he just did.
04:48That's it, like that.
04:50Now turn.
04:51Now look at his legs again.
04:53Do them again.
04:54See, you got them small legs, bro.
04:56You got to make them appear bigger than they are.
04:59Okay?
05:01That's better.
05:02That's better.
05:06Turn to me.
05:08Okay, we're going to do a double bicep.
05:11Ready?
05:12On three.
05:12One, two, three.
05:20Show me them legs.
05:22Turn it out more.
05:23That's it.
05:24There you go.
05:24Better.
05:26Okay, rest.
05:28Front lap.
05:29Gee, it's just like I'm getting to a place, bro,
05:31where I feel like time is just fucking running out, bro.
05:34And it's like this has been a fucking dream of mine
05:35since I'm like 15 years old.
05:38And so I got six weeks left before a national, bro.
05:41And it's just like I don't like how I'm looking.
05:43And I feel like if I really want a fucking shot at doing this,
05:46bro, I just have to fucking level the playing field.
05:48You fucking...
05:49I'm one of the only people that's not on the shit.
05:52My upper body, bro, you even said it.
05:53I fucking beat all the guys that are on the shit.
05:55But it's the fucking legs.
05:56I just, I can't get them where they need to be.
05:58And it's like if I want to fucking compete
06:00and really make a mark, bro,
06:02it's like I have no trick.
06:03I got to run the shit.
06:04Okay, listen.
06:05We're going to do this nice and easy.
06:06We're not going to do a whole lot of milligrams,
06:08none of that thousand milligram stuff.
06:10You're going to trust me and we're going to do it safe.
06:12Sure.
06:13Everything we do, we're doing it safe.
06:14All right?
06:15The right way.
06:15All right.
06:16We're not going to beat Phil Heath.
06:17We're not going to beat Victor Martinez.
06:20But we're going to do the best we can.
06:22All right?
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06:22All right?
06:23Please.
06:23All right.
06:24Don't worry.
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06:24All right?
06:25Don't worry.
06:25All right.
06:26All right?
06:26Whoa, look how I'm fucking...
06:27Dude, I got...
06:28It's just six weeks out.
06:29I'm not worried about the abs, guys,
06:31and I ain't worried about your hardness.
06:32I'm worried about these.
06:34This is where we got to put the size.
06:35All right?
06:36All right.
06:36All right.
06:36Come on.
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06:37Come on.
06:37All right?
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07:16what the fuck is your problem no I'm in the bathroom dad wants me to remind you that you've
07:40got to get your shit out of the basement okay mom I'll be out in two seconds can you just give
07:44me a minute please yes ma hurry up I'm making chicken cuddling okay I'll be right out
07:56no I'm so fucking sick of all that fucking bullshit he's always got something to fucking say
08:08he's always got a puss on his face it's like the fucking guy has to understand that I'm not a
08:12little ass fucking kidding you know Joey I think he knows you're not a little kid anymore look all
08:16I'm saying is this is my fucking life this is my life and I'm trying to be a fucking legend so when
08:20I walk into a fucking room motherfuckers know who the fuck I am and he thinks it's a fucking joke
08:26and we're gonna see who's fucking laughing when I get my program I'm sick of this shit with the two
08:30of you you know when all this shit started right when when fucking grandma was moving into the house
08:35when you had to move her sofa in yeah he couldn't even lift his side up I'll never forget the look
08:40he gave I will never in my life forget the look he gave me he knew that I was a new fucking alpha
08:47he fucking knew it we locked eyes and fucking knew it's a fucking guy thing you know you're kind of
08:53sounding a little deranged to me ma you don't understand this is like a fucking guy thing it's
08:58like way over your fucking head this is old king shit real it's old king shit back in the day all the
09:03fucking new strong sexy young kings would fucking chop the heads off of the old kings because they were
09:08fucking weak it's evolution it's how it fucking works it's been working that way for thousands
09:12of fucking years okay you're and he can't fucking take it because he knows we look we lock fucking
09:18eyes and he fucking knew oh my god he fucking knew are you gonna stay for dinner my tea levels are
09:22fucking way higher than his he fucking knew okay so what are you saying here just that I'm the fucking
09:26new king and he has to fucking understand okay all right new king are you staying for dinner
09:32you
09:58Calm down.
10:13Yo, yo, yo. It's your boy Joey Rossi, a.k.a. fuck.
10:17Come over here. The fucking lighting is terrible.
10:21Baby, let's fucking go.
10:23Poughkeepsie fucking classic, baby.
10:24Ah, fuck. Oh, do it again. Do it again.
10:26Come back.
10:26Oh, man, baby, let's fucking go.
10:30Joey Rossi. Ah, fuck.
10:33One more, one more.
10:34Poughkeepsie fucking Joey Rossi, baby, a.k.a. Joey Muscles.
10:38Muscles, ah.
10:40Come over here. The fucking lighting is better here.
10:42Start on my feet, though. Start on my feet.
10:46Yeah.
10:47Hey, yo.
10:49It's your boy Joey Rossi, a.k.a. Joey Muscles, a.k.a. Muscles Maranama,
10:52and I'm looking like a fucking science experiment, baby.
10:55Before you do anything, make sure you click the like button,
10:58click the fucking subscribe button,
10:59and if you ain't down with my shit,
11:01then go fuck yourself.
11:02Real taste.
11:03Looking like the fucking Brajo in your mother's Sunday sauce.
11:06Here we are, big fucking day, Poughkeepsie classic.
11:09I'm looking like a fucking freak.
11:1130 minutes before I go on stage is when I gotta start the pump.
11:13Start with the fucking simple carbs, shit like this.
11:16Rice cakes, fucking peanut butter, jelly.
11:20Gotta get the glycogen levels looking crazy.
11:22Pop the muscles like a motherfucker.
11:24Pam spray.
11:25It's nice and greasy.
11:28Start with the little pump.
11:30Let's go.
11:32Come on.
11:33Stay ready so you don't gotta get ready, baby.
11:35Stay ready so you don't gotta get ready, baby.
11:37Let's fucking go.
11:38Get it, get it.
11:39Come on.
11:40Closer.
11:40On the road to the nationals, follow me.
11:44Click the fucking like button.
11:45Click the fucking subscribe button.
11:47And most importantly,
11:48stay fucking swole, baby.
11:53What the fuck did you do that for?
11:55What?
11:55What'd you hit the phone for?
11:56What, did it look stupid?
11:58Looks like you hit the fucking phone.
11:59No, I'm just working on this thing.
12:00It's like all the transitions,
12:02the cooler and shit,
12:02when you get all the pros to it.
12:05Did you see that guy and those fucking legs?
12:08And I was totally fucking bummed.
12:09Oh, fuck.
12:10What?
12:11I got no pump.
12:13Oh, fuck.
12:14Baby, you look great.
12:16Don't fucking call me baby, please.
12:17Don't fucking call me.
12:18What are you talking about?
12:19Come here.
12:21Oh, honey, you look great.
12:23I got no fucking pump.
12:23I got no fucking vascularity.
12:24I'm fucking fucked.
12:25God, baby.
12:26Don't fucking call me baby.
12:27Please don't fucking call me baby right now.
12:28I'm fucking losing it.
12:29I got no fucking pump.
12:30I got no fucking vascularity.
12:32And now I'm fucking fucked.
12:33You gotta relax, man.
12:34You had to make me eat the fucking chicken cut last week, right?
12:36Mom, I told you I didn't want to eat the fucking chicken cutlets.
12:38And you made me eat the chicken cutlets.
12:40And now I'm fucking flat.
12:41And I got no vascularity.
12:42And I fucking did all for fucking nothing.
12:44And now I'm fucked.
12:45I gotta find God.
12:46Joey.
12:46I gotta find God.
12:47You gotta relax.
12:48Oh, fuck.
12:58Well, I'm freaking the fuck out.
13:00I feel like I don't look good.
13:01I ate fucking chicken cutlets the other day.
13:02My mom made me eat the chicken cutlets.
13:03No, no, no, no, no.
13:04Were they fried?
13:06Yeah.
13:07I didn't tell you they fried chicken cutlets.
13:08I know, Rose.
13:09She fucking made them, but what?
13:10I didn't tell you to eat.
13:11I know, but she fucking made them.
13:12What am I supposed to do?
13:13I'm freaking the fuck out.
13:14I gotta go on in five minutes.
13:15Stop being a fucking sissy lala.
13:17Is that what you want to do?
13:18You want to blow the whole thing?
13:19Everything we worked for for four months?
13:21No.
13:22You didn't relax.
13:23I fucking relaxed.
13:24You gotta relax.
13:25I'm fucking pumped.
13:25Listen to me.
13:26You gotta relax.
13:27You gotta do what I tell you to do.
13:29What am I supposed to do?
13:30All right.
13:30Relax.
13:31Relax.
13:32Relax.
13:32That's number one.
13:33All right.
13:34Deep breaths.
13:34Okay?
13:38You got five good minutes to pump up before you go on stage.
13:41Brother, this is my last time for a fucking phone call.
13:43Listen to me.
13:44Stop crying.
13:44No, stop crying.
13:45I'm fucking scared.
13:46I gotta go up on stage.
13:47I don't like how I look.
13:49What am I doing?
13:49Relax.
13:50I'm not gonna let you go up on stage looking like an asshole.
13:53All right.
13:53Just relax.
13:54All right?
13:56Trust the process.
13:57How many times I gotta tell you?
13:59How many times?
14:00Yeah, I know, I know.
14:01All right?
14:02All right.
14:02Just a little jelly, rice cake, a couple of chips of water.
14:07All right.
14:08All right.
14:08Guarantee you go up there, you look the best you ever did.
14:11All right?
14:12Go do what you gotta do.
14:13When we arise for this, when we arise, just for this.
14:39Give it a hug.
14:41Give it a hug.
14:44Give it a hug.
14:47Give it a hug.
14:47Give it a hug.
14:48Give it a hug.
14:49Give it a hug.
14:52Give it a hug.
14:52Oh, no.
14:53Never fall in the rift.
14:54Come on.
14:55處demount.
14:55We trust in our defense, we trust in the hope, we rely on the trial, we rely on the
15:25trial.
15:26When, when, when we arise, what is when we arise?
15:48Just what is, never for victory, never for victory.
15:55Never for victory, never for victory.
16:02Never for victory, never for victory.
16:10Never for victory, never for victory.
16:25Never for victory, never for victory, never for victory.
16:40Never for victory, never for victory.
16:59Never for victory, never for victory, never for victory.
17:14I'm sorry.
17:37Never for victory, never for victory.
17:44We rely on the trial, we rely on the trial, we rely on the trial.
17:52We rely on the trial, we rely on the trial, we rely on the trial.
18:04Never fall, feel the peace
18:11Never fall, feel the peace
18:16Never fall, feel the peace
18:21Never fall, feel the peace
18:26We trust in the defeat
18:32We trust in the hope
18:37We rely on the trial
18:43We rely on the trial
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