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00:00You can call me all the time, man.
00:02It's my fault. You can't control me.
00:04Okay?
00:05What? Did you forget about it?
00:30Oh, my God.
00:37Oh, my God.
00:52Oh, my God.
00:57Mm-hmm.
01:01Sorry, were you waiting for the shower?
01:03Mm-mm.
01:10How long you been laying there?
01:12Oh, you know me.
01:15Not long enough.
01:18Mm-mm.
01:23What time are they coming over for dinner?
01:25Uh, well, we have time.
01:31I'm a day behind on showering.
01:33Mm.
01:35You don't care.
01:36I don't care.
01:38Do I have to put makeup on for dinner?
01:48Uh, no, you don't have to.
01:51Are you going to wear my favorite?
01:55The green thing.
01:56Mm-hmm.
01:57I don't know.
01:58I kind of wanted to wear sweats.
02:01I don't know.
02:02I kind of wanted to wear sweats.
02:08It's dinner with my boss, so...
02:10I mean, the whole point is to lock in the promotion for the new division.
02:21Do you not want to eat with us?
02:33It would be a little weird that you're just sitting up here, but I can tell them you weren't feeling well.
02:38So you'll let me miss the dinner, but I can't be seen.
02:43What?
02:44No, that's not what I'm saying.
02:45And why do I have to impress your boss anyway?
02:47Why does it matter who you're dating?
02:49Maya, come on.
02:50We're not just dating.
02:52And I thought we already talked about this.
02:56You know this is Aisha.
02:57She's cool, but she does expect a certain level of professionalism.
03:00Gio, I know why it's important for you.
03:02I'm just asking why it matters so much that I'm there.
03:06It's fine.
03:07You don't have to do it.
03:09You said you wanted to, so I just thought that meant you wanted to.
03:13Oh!
03:14Oh!
03:15Maya, what the fuck?
03:16Seriously, what the fuck?
03:19Gio, I didn't...
03:21Mm-hmm.
03:27They're early.
03:29If you do come down, don't ruin this for me.
03:41You know me, I don't do it, but I didn't.
03:43I didn't pour these mangoes straight from Thailand.
03:45Did you?
03:46Yes.
03:47What the fuck?
03:48I like everything about you.
03:50Hiya.
03:51This is my boss Aisha and her husband Santiago.
03:52Hi.
03:53It's wonderful to meet you.
03:54Hi.
03:55Sir, our hands are full.
03:56We decided to get started.
03:57Uh, Gio gave us the tour.
03:58The house is beautiful.
03:59He said that, uh, the decorating is all you.
04:03Oh.
04:04That's not true.
04:05I think that painting over there is his.
04:06You got one.
04:07You know.
04:08Hi.
04:09Hi.
04:10Hi.
04:11Thanks for having us.
04:12I'm gonna get a plate.
04:13I'm gonna get a plate.
04:14Hi.
04:15Hi.
04:16Hi.
04:17Thanks for having us.
04:18I'm gonna get a plate.
04:19Hi.
04:20He said he was on his way.
04:21They're always on their way.
04:22They're always on their way.
04:23No.
04:24You know what?
04:25I'm gonna get a plate.
04:26You know what?
04:27Oh.
04:28Oh.
04:29That's not true.
04:30I think that painting over there is his.
04:31I think that painting over there is his.
04:34You got one.
04:35You know.
04:36I tried.
04:37Hi.
04:38He said he was on his way.
04:47They're always on their way.
04:50I really wanted y'all to meet him.
04:53He's...
04:55Y'all go ahead.
04:59I'm gonna wait for him.
05:05Maybe next time.
05:08I mean, their faces.
05:10Jaws dropped, okay?
05:11Yeah, I see it.
05:12Dropped.
05:13Yep.
05:13I mean, it was clear they did not know I was in charge.
05:17They're embarrassed, but you can bet they will never make that mistake again.
05:21Oh, yeah, that would be the end for them.
05:23To do it again?
05:25Some people have to learn a lesson twice.
05:27Truth.
05:33So, what do you do, Maya?
05:35I'm, she's a healer.
05:39I'm a counselor to survivors of violence, hate violence, and intimate partner violence.
05:45That's incredible.
05:47I bet it's a heavy load sometimes.
05:49Yeah.
05:52It's hard sometimes.
05:55So, what's y'all's story?
05:59How'd you meet?
06:00We met at my old job back in Oakland.
06:03I didn't know you lived in the Bay.
06:05Hmm?
06:05Maya used to live in Oakland.
06:06Really?
06:07Mm-hmm.
06:08How long ago did you move?
06:09Uh, about five years ago.
06:12Oh.
06:13But I need this story.
06:15How did it happen?
06:21Um.
06:23I was doing deliveries back then.
06:25Uh, it was back when I was young and stupid.
06:29He means, he begged me for my number four months.
06:34Four months.
06:36Four months.
06:36Until I finally gave it to him.
06:39Mm-hmm.
06:40Well, I think it was weeks, but.
06:42It was months.
06:44And let me be clear, he begged everyone in the office for my number, too.
06:48Oh.
06:50But I couldn't resist the charm.
06:53Mm-hmm.
06:56That's my...
06:57Let me show you something.
06:59Hey, you girl.
07:15So, where were you the past two months?
07:20What do you mean?
07:22Well, it just feels like...
07:26I told you I didn't want something casual.
07:29Like I want.
07:33Like...
07:34I mean, you can call me anytime you want.
07:37And I'll be there for you.
07:42Well, that's not...
07:44True.
07:48We're here now, though.
07:49What are you doing?
08:02What are you doing?
08:03What are you doing?
08:04I want your body next to mine Baby, you've been riding through my mind
08:11I guess you're texting me, baby, that's the sign A tu novio, baby, dile, bye
08:15Entonces, pa' pasarla toda la noche Seisita donde salte la toque
08:21Y de una, pues nos vamos al choque Ya tú me conoces, botea emoción
08:34No one's ever made me feel like this
08:40That's all for you
08:41Yeah, I noticed that
08:44Did you ever drink, Maya?
08:47I, uh, just lost a taste for it
08:49I feel like it wasn't worth it anymore
08:51I can use some of that discipline
08:54Do you mind if I ask more about you and Santiago?
09:01Oh, here she goes
09:02Sorry
09:03We can talk about something else
09:05I don't mean to be rude
09:08Hey, that's fine
09:10What do you want to know?
09:12You just seem really happy
09:15And I love hearing how couples make it work
09:17Well, I hate to miss this
09:20But, uh, I gotta use the restroom
09:22That's all to the right
09:23Okay
09:23What makes you so curious about us?
09:33I guess I'm interested in how people care for each other
09:42Hmm, well, I do feel very taken care of
09:50No man has ever treated me as well as Santiago
09:53I had to teach him a few things
09:56But he's done the work
09:59And I've never had any doubt about him
10:03I don't feel like I'm asking too much, you know?
10:09It's just thoughtful and consistent
10:12And I think he'll make a great father
10:17We haven't really been sharing this yet
10:20But we are having a baby
10:24Oh my goodness
10:25Congratulations
10:26That's why I was asking you about not drinking
10:29I thought maybe you were pregnant too?
10:33I...
10:34Did you not know?
10:39I'm trans
10:40We're both trans
10:42Oh
10:43Oh, I am so sorry
10:46I didn't...
10:46Well, I mean, I know that Gio is
10:48I just didn't even, um
10:50I'm sorry
10:52I didn't even think about it
10:54It's okay
10:54It's kind of funny, actually
10:57Anyway
10:58Congratulations
11:00Y'all are gonna be great parents
11:03Hold on
11:04So you lived in Oakland when we lived in Oakland?
11:10Yeah
11:11I did
11:12And you never even said sorry
11:20Do me a favor
11:22If you ever see me again
11:23Promise me you'll act like you don't know me
11:25Okay?
11:31Okay
11:32Maya
11:35Do you want to come with us?
11:39What?
11:42We're showing each of the balcony
11:43No
11:49Y'all go ahead
11:50I'm gonna clean up
11:51Can you let Santiago know?
11:58Yeah
11:59What the fuck?
12:03I'm gonna leave
12:03What are you gonna fucking leave me?
12:05You need help with anything?
12:19You need help with anything?
12:32You sure I can't help with anything?
12:45Yeah, I got it
12:47They're looking at some art in the back if you want to see it
12:51No, it's fine
13:00No, it's fine
13:01I got it
13:01It was me, so
13:02No, I was distracting you
13:05Wait
13:06Let me help
13:08Um
13:11I wanted to tell you
13:16Over the past few years
13:22Over the past few years
13:22I just
13:22I just want to say
13:29No
13:30And I just want to tell you
13:30No
13:34I'm not
13:34I'm not
13:35I'm not
13:53Bye.
14:01Bye.
14:23I like everything about you.
14:29You having fun?
14:30Come on, I wanna see you.
14:31I really wanted y'all to meet you.
14:33I just wanna feel you.
14:34I mean, you can call me.
14:35It's my fault that you can't control me.
14:38Nothing.
14:39Okay?
14:40Did you forget about it?
14:42So that wasn't as bad as it seemed?
14:56What?
15:03I'm sorry, I'm afraid I should have checked in with you.
15:07You don't have to apologize.
15:10Yes, I do.
15:13I hurt you.
15:16And I'm so sorry.
15:22And there's something I gotta tell you.
15:40I hope the world treats you kind.
15:46I hope the world treats you kind.
15:52I hope the world treats you kind.
16:04I hope the world treats you kind.
16:07I hope the world treats you kind.
16:08I hope the world treats you kind.
16:12Always.
16:13I hope the world treats you kind.
16:14Always.
16:15I hope the world treats you kind.
16:17Always.
16:18I hope the world treats you kind.
16:19I hope the world treats you kind.
16:20Goodness.
16:21I hope the world treats you kind.
16:34Always.
16:35I hope the world treats you kind
16:43you
16:45you
16:48you
16:52you
16:55the world
16:57you
17:00you
17:03you
17:06you
17:09you
17:13you
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