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00:00This is going to be like your first Thanksgiving pumpkin pie that you made.
00:06It is. I've never done one, actually.
00:07I'm trying to follow the dough recipe, sort of like a tortilla recipe here in Mexico.
00:11Hey, look, what do you compare to a tortilla?
00:13Well, rolling it is an R, so put some flour for me on there on the bottom.
00:19Hurry up, hurry up.
00:21You got your snacks?
00:22I got a bowl.
00:23All right, what are you in the mood for us?
00:24Grapes.
00:25Okay, something healthy, something junk food.
00:29We got some cheese for you.
00:31Cheese sticks.
00:32Why is all your snacks in the form of sticks?
00:35Hurry up, girl.
00:36Let's go.
00:37I'm just going to start.
00:38We got the show to watch, so let's do this really quick.
00:40Okay.
00:41Go watch the show, and I'll come and check it in a minute.
00:43I'm out.
00:44Let's go.
00:49You could have, obviously, a primary role in my company, and you could both have a very bright future.
00:57She came in like the godfather in one of them mob movies.
01:04What he does is kind of like a playboy job.
01:07Yeah.
01:08Or nowadays, they call it an F-boy job.
01:10Yeah.
01:11You know?
01:12I don't like that word.
01:13What the f-?
01:14Oh, my Lord Jesus Christ.
01:15Oh, my gosh.
01:16Santa Maria.
01:17It looks like us when we were in the heels trying to walk.
01:20Oh, that one time.
01:21One time?
01:22I don't know if those shoes are expensive or not, but I know they don't belong at a farm,
01:26and neither does that purse.
01:27And neither does that dress.
01:28And neither does that woman.
01:30Are you ready to go do what the f-?
01:35Can you pop the trunk?
01:40She kissed that dog more than she kissed Luke.
01:42Yeah.
01:43Real.
01:44Luke is getting tired and things.
01:46Oh, look at it.
01:47He has a diaper bag and all the toys.
01:49Oh, new parents.
01:50Yeah.
01:51Anne, come help me.
01:57What is all these panties?
02:00All these panties and these changes are going to help me out.
02:03I want this one more big.
02:05You're going to help me do this or what?
02:07You're going to put them inside of this.
02:09You're going to fold the bottom.
02:10Can you listen?
02:11You're going to fold the bottom, and you're going to put that in there.
02:14I don't have patience for this.
02:15Woo!
02:16Right in time.
02:17We got our snacks.
02:18So we all ready.
02:20We're happy to see.
02:21I can't wait to see Luke and Madeline and this new puppy.
02:24Adorable.
02:25I can't wait to see what's happening with Jenny and Sumit.
02:28Do you think Jenny's going to learn how to work that coffee machine?
02:31Definitely not.
02:32And now they're cooking, I don't even think she's going to even work the stove.
02:35How about put that one right here for Mama?
02:39Since you're buying a property too, would you like Mama to paint a picture for you?
02:45Sure.
02:46I'll take a picture.
02:47Do you care for something like this?
02:49I like the tiger.
02:50I'd be glad to gift you this tiger.
02:52It's a beautiful painting.
02:53I like that one.
02:54Well, I'd like to paint with you in the future too.
02:56You know I can't paint or draw or do anything like that.
02:58I don't have any artsy skills.
03:00We're going to try.
03:01If they can sell some bananas nailed to the wall for a million bucks, it's like, hey,
03:05you never know.
03:06All right.
03:07All right.
03:08Well, hey, I'm excited about the pies.
03:09I love Thanksgiving and I think it's going to be a good week this week.
03:12Well, I'm glad I brought that tradition to you here in Mexico.
03:15I love it too.
03:16These pies better be good.
03:17They will.
03:18All the food is going to be good this week.
03:19It's Thanksgiving week.
03:20Gobble, gobble.
03:21Let's see.
03:22Where's this plate?
03:23I think it's going to be parlay roux francais.
03:26Yes, yes, yes.
03:27Goats.
03:28Cheese.
03:29Goat cheese.
03:30Oh, they're feeding the cats cheese.
03:31Oh.
03:32Do you feed your cats cheese?
03:33Yes.
03:34They steal it.
03:35Oh, they break your bread.
03:36That's what I'm talking about.
03:37Get the money, baby.
03:38Break the bread.
03:39I'm excited.
03:40A day away, you and I, mommy and daddy away.
03:41That's right.
03:42You know, eating cheese and having some fun.
03:43Oh, that'd be nice.
03:44In France.
03:45That would be good.
03:46Oh, that would be great.
03:47I can't wait to eat some really good cheese too.
03:50Only the finest quality.
03:52Goat cheese is something that Manon and I bonded over when we first started.
03:55Oh, that would be great.
03:56I can't wait to eat some really good cheese too.
03:58Only the finest quality.
04:00Goat cheese is something that Manon and I bonded over when we first started.
04:04Dating.
04:05Why is goat cheese?
04:06I never hear about that.
04:07I don't think I ever had goat cheese.
04:10The yellow one.
04:11Probably smell like ass.
04:12Oh, you hate goat cheese.
04:14When I was in middle school, we dissected goat eyes and the whole room smelled to where
04:19you can taste it and it's scarred my life forever.
04:22That's not what goat cheese tastes like.
04:23It does.
04:24They have goat eyeball tacos.
04:27Do I eat them?
04:28No.
04:29Well, why are you getting like that?
04:30Because your ass ain't like I eat them.
04:32She's expecting to just go to like a fromagerie, but I have something else in mind.
04:39Where are you taking her, Anthony?
04:41Fromage is French for cheese.
04:44Cheese.
04:45You can ask for cheese, but don't be cheesy.
04:49Hold on.
04:50You got lipstick on your table.
04:51Lipstick on day.
04:52Let's see.
04:53Yeah.
04:54See, I get excited.
04:57I'm taking Manon to a goat farm.
05:02Oh, that's a good idea.
05:03This is a bad idea.
05:05I hope it don't turn out bad, you know?
05:08Because it's going to be sad for you, Anthony.
05:11Anthony told me, hey, I'm going to bring you on a nice, cute date.
05:16I dress business, sexy, chic, like my style.
05:18Well, I do like her black fishnet pantyhose, but I don't think they're suitable on a goat farm.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Uh-oh, here we go.
05:26The complaint card just came out.
05:28Girl, it's not only you.
05:30Robert did the same thing to me.
05:32He made me go to a party and had to walk for an hour with his shoes.
05:36Women walk in shoes like that all the time.
05:39They walk in Manhattan.
05:40They walk in Manhattan for blocks.
05:42They don't complain.
05:56Milking the goat.
05:57Oh, look at how sweet they are.
06:00I'll go milk a goat.
06:01I'm sure you'll milk anything, Mom.
06:03Mommy does not want to touch cow titties.
06:05Goat titties.
06:06Goat titties.
06:07Goat titties.
06:08We know how to milk.
06:09We know how to milk.
06:10We know how to milk.
06:11Swear.
06:14Oh, we go where there's the butch, too.
06:16What the heck?
06:17And I end up with, like, a bunch of, like, goats looking at assholes.
06:22What's wrong with that?
06:24This is, like, her worst nightmare.
06:26Time out red flag if you have a cat or a dog.
06:29From time to time, you see an asshole.
06:31My cat ass is cute.
06:33Ew.
06:34Oh.
06:35You know, no milking, no cheese.
06:37That's fine.
06:38I'll go vegan or whatever.
06:44Whatever.
06:45It's okay.
06:46You've got your French perfume.
06:48How, you know, they don't get any better than that.
06:51It's okay.
06:52It's okay.
06:53Okay.
06:54Try it.
06:55Okay.
06:56Bear with me.
06:57All right.
06:58They're just, like, breast pumps.
06:59Looks painful.
07:00It does.
07:01He is giving me a little bit of goat vibe.
07:03Look at his little goat eyes.
07:04Like a billy goat.
07:05A little billy goat.
07:06Like a baby one.
07:08Honey, this is awesomeness.
07:09This is, like, all I've wanted to do since we've been here.
07:12I'm going back to L.A.
07:14Come on, Manon.
07:15I'll just say go sit in the car.
07:18I've never milked an animal.
07:19I've never milked an animal and I would never want to milk an animal, especially on a date.
07:24Be happy for Manon.
07:26Yeah.
07:27Well, I'm glad that he didn't let Manon bother him or affect his happiness.
07:31He's in his element.
07:33Goatland.
07:37Looks like we are in Aruba!
07:40Are we?
07:41No, we're not.
07:42This is Jenny and Samit.
07:44This is Aruba.
07:45Oh, just kidding.
07:46It's Aruba.
07:47Boy, I hear that.
07:48I like that beat, though.
07:49I like that beat.
07:50You know, that's the badass beat for that badass mama that's there.
07:53Michelle gonna come out like, yo, it's time to go home and I ain't playing.
07:57My daughter Chloe, she ain't staying.
08:00Dun, dun.
08:01Dun, dun, dun.
08:02There is a way that I would be able to support both of you.
08:06If you both moved to Boston.
08:10Ooh.
08:11Ooh.
08:12What are they gonna do?
08:13I think they're gonna be stubborn and stay in Aruba.
08:16I think she is spoiled.
08:18And mom knows it.
08:20And now mom's got herself in a predicament to where she's got to close her purse.
08:25She lit up like, I get hot water.
08:28Am I mad?
08:29She's open to it.
08:30I think Chloe's open to it.
08:31I don't think Johnny gonna deal with this Boston Tea Party.
08:34He ain't going to Boston.
08:35America is good life here, but that cold weather is annoying.
08:40Hell yeah, can't be a pirate Caribbean in that cold-ass water.
08:43You could have, obviously, a primary role in my company, which was our original plan.
08:51And I'm certain we could get Johnny work there as well.
08:55You wouldn't have to pay rent.
08:57And you could both have a very bright future.
09:00Oh, nice.
09:01Johnny is like, girl, you didn't tell me she was offering you some money and financial stability now.
09:08The income would be good.
09:09But he would have to depend on mom for who knows how long.
09:13And she's the type, I think, that holds it over their head.
09:16You have a point there that I had not thought about.
09:18Mm-hmm.
09:19I was almost sold on the proposal.
09:21I was like, can I get the guy?
09:22You would have jumped in.
09:23I was like, everything free?
09:24Free?
09:25That's all you heard was free and don't have to do a whole lot.
09:29Mom Dukes came in and said, hey, you don't got to worry about nothing.
09:33I got you.
09:34She came in like the godfather in one of them mob movies.
09:37I got you, Junior.
09:39Take care of you.
09:40You gonna take my offer?
09:42Hey.
09:44In the end of the day, this is my home.
09:46This is my place.
09:47And I have to show you that I can provide for her.
09:50Oh, gosh.
09:52He said, I'm a pirate.
09:54Corporate life's not meant for me.
09:57He wants to stay because he's got it good on his job.
10:00Yeah.
10:01He's got ladies at work and a lady at home.
10:03He's looking for what is good for Johnny.
10:06He needs to think what is good for myself and Khloe.
10:11I think Johnny definitely sees how much money Khloe spends
10:16versus how much money she earns.
10:18And Khloe being cut off financially, you know, I think he's going to feel it.
10:22Yo, I'll tell you this.
10:24You can adopt us, you know, and you take the kids when you want to babysit.
10:29When I love you.
10:30And give us the money, pay our mortgage and all of that stuff.
10:33Somebody want to adopt you us.
10:35I moved out at 19.
10:36I moved out pretty quick because I wanted to be on my own.
10:40I wanted to do my own thing and make my own way.
10:42I felt the same way.
10:43Like I bought my own first car and I felt proud of it forever.
10:46Yeah.
10:47That you did it on your own.
10:48It tastes better.
10:49I mean, I sometimes superficially say, oh, that'd be nice.
10:52But I think it's better to work for your own things.
10:54Yeah.
10:55Why don't you do that now?
10:56Because that's what I got you now.
10:57Not why I marry.
10:58I'd be single at that point.
11:01Why do they scream?
11:10Annie would not be a good goat.
11:12I'm a beast goat.
11:14Jenny, more crafts for you.
11:16I came in skipping in with my basket.
11:18Yay!
11:19I know you love to do these.
11:21We need, I think, another centerpiece for the table for Thanksgiving.
11:24So we're going to decorate.
11:25You're going to help me while we watch, okay?
11:27Didn't you already have one?
11:28We need another one that was like on the other corner, I think is missing something.
11:31So this will look good.
11:32You always do that.
11:33There's always something missing.
11:35Well, just enjoy and have fun.
11:38Happy fall.
11:45Where we at?
11:46I look like the farm.
11:48Yeah, we're back in La France with La Goat.
11:51With La Goat?
11:52La Goat cheese.
11:53Look, he making out with himself.
11:55They look like him.
11:57Ew, gross.
12:00Let me kiss this goat on the mouth after it just licked its ass.
12:04France.
12:05Fromage.
12:06We're back to the goat farm.
12:07We're back at the goat farm.
12:08Look at them.
12:09Come here, Mr. Cheesy.
12:12Is this yours?
12:13Okay.
12:17Wow, he is having the time of his life.
12:19Oh my gosh.
12:22Hey, he's learning his French.
12:24Why do they scream?
12:31Oh, that was horrible.
12:32Alley, alley, alley, alley, alley, alley, alley, alley, alley.
12:36Why you don't move?
12:38Alley, alley, alley, alley, alley, alley.
12:41Annie would not be a good goat.
12:42I'm a beast goat.
12:43What the ?
12:44Oh my Lord Jesus Christ.
12:47Oh my gosh, Santa Maria.
12:49It looks like us when we were in the heels trying to walk.
12:52Oh, that one time.
12:53One time?
12:55I don't know if those shoes are expensive or not,
12:56but I know they don't belong at a farm, and neither does that purse.
12:59And neither does that dress.
13:00And neither does that woman.
13:04I don't even know how you're walking those things.
13:07What about these?
13:08You can clean the floor at the same time.
13:10That's just plain lazy.
13:11And guess what?
13:12No, it's not lazy.
13:13You can take it off and throw it in a washing machine.
13:16So I'm very industrious.
13:19What's up?
13:20So this is what's going on?
13:21We're going to farm all day?
13:22No.
13:23That's what you call a nice couple experience?
13:26Calm down.
13:27Oh my God, lady.
13:30How'd you like to do this, Manon?
13:32Would you like to do this?
13:33Would this throw you?
13:34It sounds selfish, but I get it.
13:36I get it, girl.
13:37She's like, this is not my job.
13:38I'm not a farmer.
13:39I'm not getting paid.
13:40On our one child-free day, you take me to a goat farm?
13:45How dare you?
13:46I mean, I feel her.
13:47I feel her.
13:48I'm sorry.
13:49Sorry.
13:50You left me for, like, some freaking...
13:52I was there to learn.
13:53No, that's not cool, bro.
13:54Not cool.
13:55Oh my gosh.
13:56Not cool.
13:57Yeah, Manon, but you mad because he left you for the goat.
14:00But you wanna eat the cheese?
14:01Hmm.
14:02Mad.
14:03That's right, Manon.
14:04Right now you're acting very bad because you wanna eat the cheese.
14:08Wow.
14:09Oh, yes!
14:10Okay, the good part, finally.
14:12I don't even wanna eat the cheese now.
14:16After smelling the goats and being around them, I don't wanna eat the cheese.
14:20Yeah.
14:21It's like seeing how hot dogs are made.
14:22I don't even want the hot dog anymore.
14:23See, the day isn't so bad after all, is it, Manon?
14:27Uh-huh.
14:28Oh, that looks good.
14:29That's not too bad.
14:30Turn it around.
14:31Let me see.
14:32Let me get a good 360-degree view.
14:33Looking good.
14:34I like it.
14:35There you go.
14:36I think it's gonna be the best-looking ornament out there.
14:38Okay, this is our new baby.
14:40Pumpkin head.
14:43You can see it now, yeah?
14:44See what?
14:45This.
14:46I mean, not like on this scale of like 130 goats.
14:49You mean making?
14:5080,000 cheese.
14:51You mean making and doing?
14:52No, I see myself eating the cheese.
14:54Oh, he wanna make cheese and he own.
14:57She like goat cheese, bro.
14:59She don't like making it.
15:01She don't wanna smell an animal.
15:03She just wants straight cheese.
15:04That's it.
15:05She's like, I already know what you're thinking.
15:08Don't even fix your lips to say it.
15:11It's not happening.
15:12She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
15:15I don't know what to do anymore with you, Antoni.
15:17Maybe we just cannot communicate with each other.
15:22He needs to work on a goat farm.
15:24Don't bring the goat farm home.
15:26Yeah, exactly.
15:27True.
15:28With the .
15:31You got this, Manon and Antoni.
15:33You will get a cheese.
15:34The lunch is on thinking problem now, girl.
15:37That's right.
15:38But if you constipated, Manon, blame Anthony from that cheese.
15:48Where are we?
15:49Looks like Mochi.
15:50I'm guessing somewhere South America.
15:53Damn, there's a whole bunch of dogs just walking around.
15:55In my country, too, they live everywhere, and people give them food.
15:59Look at Madeleine.
16:00Let's see how this is gonna go.
16:03The conversation with Brian made me question my future with Madeleine.
16:07But I love her, and I don't want a life without her in it.
16:12Is he buying her something again?
16:15Oh, boy.
16:16He's head over heels infatuated.
16:19Yeah.
16:20What's he have in this box?
16:21He has a gift for her.
16:22Is he getting in the box?
16:25If he really loved her, he should get her a dryer.
16:27That is the way to a Colombian woman's heart, a dryer.
16:30Because she doesn't have to put up all her clothes or anything.
16:33One hour, everything's done.
16:34Get her a dryer, boy.
16:36I have your boxers.
16:39And I have your new dog.
16:43Look at this.
16:47A puppy!
16:48Oh, my gosh.
16:50That's good.
16:51Oh, super cute!
16:52I love it!
16:53Oh, my gosh.
16:55That is adorable.
16:57It looks like an Ewok.
16:58Aww.
16:59Aww.
17:00What's cute?
17:01That'll keep her occupied for a couple months.
17:04What?
17:05I had to move some money around.
17:06It was $2,000.
17:07Is this a good use of money?
17:10I don't know.
17:11$2,000.
17:12$2,000?
17:13Luke is kissing that ass, yo.
17:17Being materialistic don't last long in a relationship.
17:20You have to build your relationship on trust and love.
17:22A lot of men's like that woman.
17:24He is buying his way back into her heart.
17:28Which only lasts so long.
17:30Yeah.
17:31Once the high wears off from it all.
17:33Mm-hmm.
17:34Oh, it's Mochi.
17:37Mochi!
17:38Now, Mochi is a rescue.
17:41Mutt.
17:42Look, Mochi.
17:43Look at that dog.
17:44She's cute, but ain't got nothing on you.
17:47Mm-hmm.
17:48That's right.
17:49So it looks like Chewbacca.
17:52So I think we should call him Chewy.
17:54I know, boys.
17:55Huh?
17:56Cairo.
17:57Cairo, the signification is the time of God is perfect.
18:02She's got to name it, obviously.
18:03Yeah.
18:04And she's so young, she's probably like,
18:06who the hell is Chewbacca?
18:08It's like 19.
18:10Look, Mochi.
18:11Mochi takes the dog.
18:12Mochi watches the dog.
18:13Yeah, look at Mochi.
18:14That's my special dog, Mochi.
18:15Mochi, show us who the bad guy is.
18:17Get him, Mochi.
18:18Get him, Mochi.
18:19The puppy looks like a little teddy bear.
18:21You could name it Cub.
18:22You'd name it Cub.
18:23That's cute.
18:24I love it.
18:25Pebble.
18:26It has like little pebbles.
18:28It doesn't look like a pebble.
18:29What does a pebble look like?
18:30It doesn't...
18:31It's a stone, a little pebble.
18:32It has little pebbles-looking things.
18:34That puppy was so expensive.
18:36But this is not about the money.
18:39My love language is take care of me and service to me.
18:43That's not how love language goes.
18:45Wait, this is not about the money.
18:47I know.
18:48But you got to take care of me with money.
18:50So what's our love language?
18:52Mine's cooking for you.
18:54Yeah, that's true.
18:56Cocktails are the way to mine.
18:58That's my love language.
18:59My love language says,
19:01hey, get these kids out of my damn bed
19:03so I can sleep in peace and don't get kicked in my back,
19:06kicked in my butt.
19:07That's love language.
19:08So I can be next to you, but you want them in the bed.
19:11At the end of the day, I just want to move on.
19:15That's it.
19:16You know the only reason I don't want to be mad at you?
19:19Why?
19:25That works.
19:26I take it.
19:27I'm not going to be mad at Dad.
19:29I don't want to be mad at you for the sake of the puppy.
19:31I'll take it.
19:32There you go.
19:33All right. Progress.
19:34This is one of the very few times you've seen her really happy.
19:37Probably the only one.
19:38Now we know what makes her happy.
19:39I guess a puppy.
19:40Yeah.
19:41Give them a year.
19:42They're going to have 12 dogs.
19:43Yeah, that's true.
19:44I don't like the fact that I'm leaving
19:46and I'm leaving you here.
19:47You've made a decision to stay here with no financial support.
19:50She is going to be back home quicker than you think, Mama,
19:54because you see these roots?
19:56They're coming out.
19:57She got to get that hair done soon.
19:59Look what I bring.
20:01Mmm.
20:02Some hot chocolate.
20:04Oh, yeah.
20:05You know it's full.
20:07Everything has to be comfy and warm.
20:09I can make you a whipped cream thong and lick it off everywhere.
20:15I'll take that one.
20:16It's on my side.
20:17Put marshmallows.
20:18Oh, that's what you're preparing in America?
20:20Yeah.
20:21This is how I'm doing mine.
20:22You do yours.
20:23Do what you want.
20:24Then I'll do this.
20:27Right?
20:28I don't prepare my cue.
20:29I want my cue.
20:30I can't do that.
20:32I don't call me nothing.
20:34I got you.
20:35Don't worry about it.
20:36We are here.
20:37Yay!
20:38Aruba!
20:39We are back on the beaches of Aruba.
20:40Family beach day.
20:41Boop, boop.
20:42Johnny, Chloe, and Mom.
20:43Maybe a beach day will be nice.
20:44You know, chill out, have a couple of drinks.
20:45Let's see if it goes that way.
20:46That's what they need, I think.
20:47I think my mom's offer of Jonathan and me both moving to work with the company would've
21:05sounded great, but it's important to us to build something together and kind of create our own life in the future.
21:14You can create your own life and keep the family business going and with your man and live good.
21:21You're going to be making more money working for your family than Jonathan makes now working on the pirate ship.
21:26Yeah, what he does is kind of like a playboy job.
21:29Yeah.
21:30Nowadays, they call it an F-boy job.
21:33Yeah, you do.
21:34I don't like that word.
21:37Are you putting on more whipped cream?
21:39I love cream.
21:40That tastes super good.
21:41I want to hide it from the kid.
21:43They want to eat.
21:44You better hide it from Bryson.
21:45Yeah, Bryson asked me already.
21:47Yeah, honey.
21:48A cuna patata.
21:50Two pina coladas.
21:51Two pina coladas, please.
21:52It's like the heaviest card ever held in my room.
21:54It doesn't melt.
21:55It's metal.
21:56Wow.
21:57Watch.
21:58That means there's some money in that card.
22:01Okay?
22:02When you...
22:03There's some money in there.
22:04That's how much money she got.
22:05It's heavy.
22:07I have not had a metal card.
22:08Have you?
22:09I didn't know they existed, to be honest.
22:11Why would you be worried if they burned?
22:13The plastic ones, I've never had one burned in my wallet.
22:16Well, you burned through a card.
22:18I know that much.
22:19That I have.
22:20Yes, you have.
22:22I don't like the fact that I'm leaving and I'm leaving you here.
22:25Like, you've made a decision to stay here and with no financial support.
22:30I just think Boston would be a better place for both of you.
22:34Mom has every right to be super concerned.
22:36I would be concerned.
22:37She is gonna be back home quicker than you think, Mama, because you see these roots?
22:43They're coming out.
22:44She's gonna get that hair done soon.
22:46She'll be back.
22:47Don't worry about it.
22:48I mean, going to the States would also be a lot harder.
22:51The processes are much longer and much harder.
22:54Me and Jonathan would have to do, like, long distance for a long time.
22:58And Jonathan and I will not last long distance.
23:01We won't.
23:02I've told you this.
23:03We just won't.
23:04Well, then it's not gonna be love, you know?
23:06Right.
23:07If you can't work at a long distance, if you know it's not gonna work, then why?
23:10Why bother now, you know?
23:12Exactly.
23:13The reason, like, long distance won't work for them actually probably isn't Johnny's problem.
23:18It's Chloe's problem because she's jealous.
23:20But a lot of times it's not even just about whether you're testing your relationship if you can make it or not.
23:25It's just you want to be together.
23:27Period.
23:28We last.
23:29We did long distance.
23:30If your relationship is meant to be and you really want it to work, you're gonna make it happen.
23:35If not, you'll be out there playing around with people.
23:38At the very beginning, I thought everything was fine.
23:41And then all of a sudden, he's like, I'm going to Miami for a boys trip.
23:46Then I found out on social media that he was with a girl for her birthday.
23:51Oh!
23:53Oh!
23:54Oh, that's, that's, there's no such thing as a Miami boys trip.
23:59That's automatically a cheating trip.
24:01Yeah, that's a cheating trip.
24:03That's why he went there.
24:04He went to Florida to go see another girl.
24:06He brought her there for her birthday.
24:08Yeah.
24:09So she was from here?
24:10She was from here.
24:11Yeah.
24:12Oh, you're taking bitches on vacation.
24:13Oh no.
24:14To the U.S.
24:15Hmm.
24:19Talk about pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny out there burying his treasure in another woman.
24:24I don't have a positive outlook on where this is going.
24:29But, you know, for your sake, I really hope it doesn't backfire.
24:34You never tell your mom or your family or your friends that your man cheated unless you're ready to leave them.
24:43Forever.
24:44Then you tell them because they're like, yeah, him.
24:47You can do better.
24:48But, but if you're going to stay with him, you got to kind of keep that under wraps.
24:51Forever you're going to forgive him.
24:52Yes.
24:53You got to keep it to yourself.
24:54He should have never went to go get those drinks.
24:57Really?
24:59That was a bad, bad decision.
25:01How I couldn't take the little, the bigger suitcase with this.
25:06Like, I am the woman.
25:07I need to be straight like a queen.
25:10Yeah, my side is more too.
25:12She got chicken wings.
25:13Yeah, me too.
25:14Just throw some hot sauce on those chicken wings.
25:18What is the biggest gift that you've gotten?
25:20Like?
25:21The biggest I'm sorry gift.
25:22Biggest I'm sorry gift was Trixie.
25:25And she was $3,500.
25:28On a payment plan.
25:29Yes, but the guy who got me, Trixie, her daddy, he cheated on me.
25:35And then got arrested, went to jail, and I helped him out while in jail.
25:40So then when he got out, he was like, oopsie, and I got Trixie.
25:44That was a good gift.
25:45It was.
25:46It lasted 15 years.
25:47It was, it was a nice apology.
25:54Where are we now?
25:55I hear Spanish music.
25:58Back to South America.
25:59Yep, Colombia.
26:02Is this India?
26:04It looks like Mexico.
26:05It does, a lot.
26:07Oh!
26:08Oh, Colombia!
26:09Yeah.
26:11Are you ready to go to Guataping?
26:13Can you pop the trunk?
26:16Do you know, baby?
26:18She kissed that dog more than she kissed Luke.
26:21Yeah.
26:22Real.
26:24Oh, look, he has the diaper bag and all the toys.
26:28Oh, new kids.
26:29Oh, new parents.
26:30Yeah.
26:31What kind of bed they got for those dogs?
26:33God.
26:34Too much expensive, unnecessary stuff.
26:36See, Moji just sleeps on a towel.
26:39Are you guys ready for three hours of try?
26:43Can you help me?
26:44Put this on this hanger.
26:45No, do it.
26:47You're ridiculous.
26:48She's like, I have the dogs in my hands.
26:50You have two arms.
26:51You can do it.
26:52That's a deal breaker right there.
26:54He's carrying all her clothes.
26:56I always load the car.
26:57You know why?
26:58Because I'm a better loader than you.
27:00I even like to stock the freezer
27:02because I know how to stock the freezer better than you.
27:04And you just throw everything.
27:05Yeah, you fix it better.
27:06Yeah, you know why?
27:07Because I used to work in the supermarket.
27:12Do you know what I think?
27:14Yeah.
27:15That dogs are a very good sense of character.
27:19Okay, now is not the time to be making jokes.
27:22I don't think she's a joking kind of woman.
27:24Mm-mm.
27:25Are you surprised the dog did not heal everything?
27:27I am.
27:28I thought it was going to be better for a longer period.
27:30Ten minutes tops, it was.
27:31Ten minutes tops.
27:33I don't know.
27:34I wouldn't even feel comfortable with a dog sitting on my lap while I'm dropping.
27:36Me either.
27:37A lot of people do that, but I feel it's dangerous because the dog can fall in there and you can have an accident.
27:43Oh.
27:44Oh.
27:45She always loved me more.
27:46So you want to go with your mama?
27:49And Kyra gonna have to love me more, too.
27:54You barely take care of him.
27:58Do not tell her that.
27:59Uh-oh.
28:00Here we go.
28:01Oh, my God.
28:02Here we go.
28:03If he just didn't talk ever, I think that they would have a great relationship.
28:06That's like most men.
28:07If most men just never talked.
28:09You never help.
28:10I always do everything.
28:11Oh, what?
28:12You don't say that to yourself.
28:15You leave your boxers in the floor smiling like a .
28:23Oh, she said you got boxers, Luke.
28:26You better be quiet before she aired your business out.
28:28She aired them boxers out.
28:29Mm-hmm.
28:30Look this.
28:31How I couldn't take the little or the bigger suitcase with this.
28:36Like I am the woman.
28:38I need to be trained like a queen.
28:41She's a dainty girl.
28:42She's not made to carry luggage.
28:44That's your job, Luke.
28:46Buy the dogs.
28:47Carry the luggage.
28:48Very easy.
28:49Yeah, you see these nails?
28:50You knew she wasn't doing any manual labor.
28:53Please.
28:54She's not helping with .
28:56Yeah, my side is small too.
28:58She got chicken wings.
28:59Yeah, me too.
29:00Just throw some hot sauce on those chicken wings.
29:02I don't have a strong arm either.
29:04Andy, your arms are stronger than hers.
29:06I get her though.
29:07I carry more stuff into the car and it's like,
29:09uh, hello, help.
29:11And you have no words because you know I'm saying the truth.
29:15Really?
29:16Yeah, really.
29:17Really?
29:18Yeah.
29:19You want me to do everything.
29:23I do the work.
29:24I pay the bills.
29:25I do this.
29:26I cook.
29:27I clean.
29:28I do like it.
29:29Oh, oh, oh, Luke.
29:30Luke finally grew up here.
29:32He got puppy power.
29:33Only thing I do is just look.
29:35You argue with her, you just put the dog up like this.
29:38At least if you can't contribute, treat him with a little respect.
29:42Agreed.
29:43I think I like give you a pretty good life and...
29:46You think you give me pretty good life?
29:48You think I already don't have a pretty good life?
29:53No.
29:54Look at her, look at her.
29:55That's why she, she don't even believe it.
29:56She's like, you think my life isn't good already?
29:58You're right.
29:59You're right.
30:00You better keep your eyes on the road.
30:03Well, if she can pay all of her bills, why ain't she doing it?
30:05Well, she's saying it because if she's going to be with the man, it's going to cost him.
30:09And he has to pay.
30:10He has to be the provider.
30:11Maybe her philosophy isn't so bad.
30:13It kind of is your philosophy, my friend.
30:15You know this tunnel that they're in right here?
30:17Yes.
30:18It's eight miles long.
30:19Oh, wow.
30:20It's like...
30:21What should I do with that knowledge?
30:22I'm just letting you know it's the...
30:23What do you want me to do?
30:24It's the longest...
30:25Thank you for telling me.
30:26Wow.
30:27It's the longest tunnel in like all of Columbia.
30:28That's so cool.
30:29It's like 15 miles.
30:30That's, oh, that's cool.
30:32Thanks for the fun fact.
30:35You never made me help me.
30:36Exactly.
30:37So like, what are we doing here?
30:38Never.
30:39Shut up.
30:42Oh, okay.
30:44Drop me off.
30:45Drop me off.
30:46That's what I said.
30:47Drop me off.
30:48I'll take...
30:49I'll take a taxi home.
30:50I bet he feels so stupid.
30:51Giving that dog up for two grand just to be going through this again?
30:54Man, you better take that dog back and get your money, bro.
30:58Respect goes both ways.
30:59No importa.
31:00I'm saying you need...
31:01You're gonna broke up this relationship.
31:05you.
31:07Oh, man.
31:08How long did you say the tunnel was?
31:09It's the tunnel.
31:10Oh, boy.
31:11It's 15 or 8 kilometer miles.
31:13I get pissed off every time I'm in that tunnel because it's so claustrophobic.
31:17It's like cabin fever.
31:18And I'm like, yes.
31:19Got it.
31:20It's making it worse.
31:21I blame the tunnel.
31:22It's not your fault, girl.
31:23It's the tunnel.
31:24This is the third day of coffee and business is okay.
31:28It's not done.
31:29Your tone says bad.
31:31Your tone, your face.
31:32They gotta start selling that Jenny spaghetti.
31:34Okay, here's the deal, Julian.
31:35We're gonna paint our favorite animal.
31:36You're gonna paint Mochi, the pup, and I'm going to paint Biscuit.
31:47I'm gonna help you.
31:48I want you to look at the shape and see what shape do you see?
31:51You know I'm not a good painter.
31:53Okay, doesn't Mochi's head kinda look like a potato?
31:56Yeah.
31:57So I want you to paint a potato shape.
32:00I never got artist genes.
32:02Well, you're getting it now, honey buns.
32:05It's not as difficult as you think once you let your brain free from captivity.
32:12Well, I'm trying my best.
32:17All right.
32:18Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
32:19We are in India.
32:20Definitely India.
32:21Back in the restaurant.
32:22Good news for me.
32:27This is the third day of cafe and business is okay.
32:31It's not done.
32:32Your tone says bad.
32:34Your tone, your face tells me everything.
32:36Oh, here's Mr. Positivity's coming in.
32:38They gotta start selling that Jenny spaghetti.
32:43I heard about Sumit's cafe from some of his friends.
32:47That he opened it and he didn't invite me in the inauguration.
32:50I don't know why.
32:51Uh-oh.
32:52I wonder what was up with that.
32:54Oh.
32:55Because you were gonna be in bad vibes.
32:57Well, and plus you didn't give him the greater deal as he thought he should get on your used equipment.
33:01Meaning free.
33:02Mm-hmm.
33:03Come out, say, I want to talk to you.
33:05Go have a coffee.
33:06How much is it?
33:0770 for the small and 90 for the big.
33:10It's too much.
33:1282 cents and a dollar something.
33:14Wow, that seems like a bargain.
33:16It's too much?
33:17What you talking about is too much?
33:19That's a good deal, mister.
33:21If you can't afford it, don't come to my cafe telling me it's too expensive.
33:25Just charge him extra just because she don't like him anyway.
33:28Sir, it's on me, okay?
33:30It's very expensive, though.
33:31It's on me.
33:32Also, now we're giving away free , huh, Jenny?
33:35Mm-hmm.
33:36It is the small, but...
33:37I know, really.
33:38She ain't gonna give him the big one.
33:40Do you give tips?
33:42No, I will not.
33:45So you're gonna back...
33:46Mm!
33:47That's right.
33:48He don't tip?
33:49What a cheapskate.
33:50I like a generous guy, but in the right way.
33:54Do you think you will survive here?
33:57You don't have chefs.
33:59Your parents are cooking food.
34:01Who does that?
34:02It's called the Family Cafe.
34:04For a reason.
34:05Homeboy, listen.
34:06You need to take a chill pill, okay?
34:08Because that's my parents.
34:10They've been cooking since I was a little guy, and it tastes great.
34:13So those have been my chefs my whole entire life.
34:16More older people cook better because my grandma was cooking better than me.
34:20All those students are living away from their house.
34:23I want them to eat something and think about like they are still with their family.
34:27That's right.
34:28Businessman, too.
34:29Businessman.
34:30Go, Samantha.
34:31Defend your business.
34:32That's right, Samantha.
34:33Defend your gold.
34:34Say, this is my damn restaurant.
34:35If you don't like it, get to stepping.
34:37You theme a place, and if it is a family cafe, you want the old lady to cook.
34:42Because she cooks the best.
34:43Well, three out of four of them here are senior citizens.
34:46So the food's probably good.
34:47And look, what he's ordering is coffee.
34:51Of one customer.
34:53Yeah, but there's hardly any customer over there.
34:56Maybe after hearing the price, he will go away.
34:58No.
34:59No, after he would have said that out, he just took his coffee and poured it out.
35:03It's like, get off these premises with your negativity, Rohit.
35:08Exactly.
35:09Don't let him come over next time.
35:10Band him.
35:11Give him a criminal trespass warning.
35:12I really feel pressure because I want to prove him wrong and show him that we can be successful.
35:18I need to make this cafe work.
35:22I believe in Samit and Jenny and the Family Cafe.
35:25I think if they just keep on marketing and just letting out that positive energy, the business will come.
35:32Okay, Julian, it's time to show our masterpieces on the count of three.
35:38One, two, three.
35:43Yours looks like a spider.
35:48Even though it's hideous, I'm a little proud of it.
35:51It's kind of growing on me.
35:52Yeah, let's put him in the art studio.
35:55That's your first endeavor.
35:57Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, the other way.
36:00Next time on.
36:02Nah, stupid.
36:04I don't know if I'm nervous for Manon to see me as a mime or to improvise for strangers.
36:09He went all the way to France to be a street performer?
36:13You could have did that in New York City.
36:15He would make a good mind.
36:17Yeah.
36:18I think it's adorable.
36:20What the ?
36:22Antoni, what the heck?
36:23What are you doing?
36:24What is wrong with you?
36:28That is such a turn off though.
36:30What, am I married to a clown?
36:31That's so...
36:32Monica.
36:33You can never have sex again.
36:35You get paid for that?
36:36Who pay you for that?
36:37Who pay for that ?
36:38I ain't gonna pay you no money for that.
36:40That's whack.
36:42Welcome to the great outdoors.
36:44I love it.
36:45Really?
36:46It's so different from being in the city.
36:50That's mom.
36:51Hi, mom.
36:52What the frick, mom?
36:53Why are you calling during their camping trip?
36:55She said mom could call anytime.
36:57But that doesn't really mean anytime.
36:59She gonna call when you guys having sex.
37:01Like, whoa, what you guys doing?
37:03I have been feeling shifts in my relationship with Matthew
37:12in the past six months.
37:14Shifts?
37:15Oh, is that a bad thing?
37:18Oh, looky there.
37:19It's Greta mashing taters.
37:21Damn, he beating that out of them potatoes in that pot.
37:23You gonna scratch that pot, girl.
37:24You don't do that with that.
37:25Honey, I'm home.
37:28Hey.
37:29What's for the tears?
37:30Oh, no, why is she crying?
37:32She don't know how to cook.
37:33Was that the onions?
37:34Could you imagine coming home from a long day at work
37:36and your girlfriend's like crying?
37:38Hey.
37:39God, I hate my life.
37:40She's cooking the vegan food.
37:43Since I've arrived, all we've done is fight.
37:46I have doubt in my mind whether or not I'm the right person for you.
37:50Since you arrived?
37:52Since you've been in a relationship?
37:53A little late to the game.
37:55A little late to the game, Luke.
37:56We don't make each other happy.
37:58What are we doing here?
38:00It looked like she wearing that dog on her body.
38:02That coat looked like it was made out of that dog.
38:05I'll tell you this.
38:06I'm ready for next week.
38:07I want to see my man on the street like this.
38:09Look.
38:12You kidding me?
38:13Oh.
38:14Jeez.
38:15This episode was so good.
38:16Next week is going to take so long to get here
38:17because I want to know what's happening now.
38:18I know.
38:19Well, me too.
38:20But I'm excited for Thanksgiving this week, aren't you?
38:21Oh, yes.
38:22The food and all.
38:23Oh, we have to finish those pies.
38:24Actually, let's go fill them up.
38:25Come on.
38:26Yeah, have fun.
38:27Let's go.
38:28Come and help me.
38:29All right.
38:30Jeez, you lazy.
38:31I definitely want goats after watching Manon at the goat farm.
38:34And I saw the possibilities.
38:36We can do a goat yoga class or something.
38:38No, I ain't doing goat yoga.
38:40Let's paint with goats.
38:42Let's paint with mini doggies.
38:44Okay.
38:45Let's have a cheese and wine tasting with alpacas.
38:50Oh, gosh, Lee.
38:52Everything could happen.
38:53Everything.
39:02Gabe, are you coming or what?
39:04I'm stuck in a box.
39:05I'm stuck in a box.
39:07Oh, this looks good.
39:08Bring in the pie filling.
39:10Here it is.
39:11I got it.
39:12This is going to be so tasty, this pumpkin recipe that I got.
39:15Well, I can't wait to try this.
39:16It looks good.
39:17I can smell it.
39:18I know.
39:19Well, it's been in the oven.
39:20How long?
39:21It'll be 40 minutes, and then we'll come back and get it.
39:25Do I get to eat it in 40 minutes?
39:26No, this isn't for tonight.
39:28Oh, I have to wait till tomorrow?
39:30Oh, wow.
39:31It's such a process.
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