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00:01:57I think you may be the geekiest one here, so you'll know what to do with that.
00:02:01It's a new thing from the dean.
00:02:03He wants a live feed of the marching band for his jumbo screen.
00:02:07Okay, use it, don't use it.
00:02:09I don't give a shit, but listen.
00:02:11You guys, let's just make it through the next 20 minutes without embarrassing ourselves.
00:02:15So this camera could change our lives forever.
00:02:18Oh, sure.
00:02:18Do you want me to attach it to my euphonium?
00:02:21You know what? Just figure it out.
00:02:22Girls, nine minutes, and then I want a formation.
00:02:25Nine minutes?
00:02:26I want to go to the one to change our lives forever.
00:02:32Cool.
00:02:38Dean Hanlon.
00:02:39Lookin' sharp.
00:02:41Do I know you?
00:02:42Well, our little Alice is going to regionals.
00:02:44Oh, yes, Alice.
00:02:45Alice.
00:02:47So, Dean Hanlon, do you think she'll meet boys when she goes to Florida?
00:02:51Boys? I don't know.
00:02:52Well, yeah, it's spring break.
00:02:53I mean, she's going to meet, like, super hot guys, like abs, muscles, like...
00:02:57Allison.
00:02:57Alice.
00:02:58She'll be fine.
00:02:59Your sister.
00:03:00Girlfriend.
00:03:00Girlfriend?
00:03:02We'll all be safe, okay?
00:03:04Okay.
00:03:05All right.
00:03:05I'm going to go sit down now.
00:03:06Right, yeah.
00:03:07Of course.
00:03:07Right.
00:03:07Hey, well, you'll see it at nationals.
00:03:09I doubt it.
00:03:10Wait, guys.
00:03:30Do you hear that?
00:03:31Zoey.
00:03:39Yeah, the crowd can't wait.
00:03:42They must.
00:03:43They absolutely do.
00:03:45Zoey!
00:03:48Alice.
00:03:49Yeah, oh, hello.
00:03:50Zoey!
00:03:53Check mine.
00:03:58How do I look?
00:04:00Zoey!
00:04:00Okay, guys, do you want to get dressed now?
00:04:04Let's put the clothes on, not nothing.
00:04:06Check this guy.
00:04:07No!
00:04:13Hey there, prickly pear.
00:04:15Oh, I probably have to shave before I go out there.
00:04:19Yeah.
00:04:19You know, if we win this, we win the national team in Florida.
00:04:25I know, we win the national team.
00:04:27I mean, I know, we win the Florida.
00:04:28Yeah, we win the national team.
00:04:33We're going to Florida.
00:04:33I am so proud of you.
00:04:59I am so proud of you.
00:05:03I just know we're going to win.
00:05:08I just know we're going to make it.
00:05:10My grandmother and my mom do too.
00:05:16And now we're going.
00:05:22Hey, hippie chick.
00:05:24I'm not going to say it again.
00:05:26Get dressed like now.
00:05:27No.
00:05:31Girls.
00:05:32Hey.
00:05:33Why aren't you dressed?
00:05:35I said formation one.
00:05:36Come on.
00:05:38Camera.
00:05:38I'm in the locker room.
00:05:41Camera.
00:05:42The camera's on.
00:05:42Turn it off.
00:05:43We can see everything.
00:05:44It's still on.
00:05:47I'm out of here.
00:05:52I'm out of here.
00:05:56I ain't going to get everything off.
00:05:58This, you, the crowd, Dumbotron, booze, in my office.
00:06:08Girls, I think the thing we can take away from this is that drugs are no good.
00:06:12Formation one for the last time.
00:06:14You got one minute.
00:06:17Get dressed.
00:06:18Coach Gill, you and this, um, band.
00:06:24The band.
00:06:25The band.
00:06:26And that, that, that recording, the, uh, video.
00:06:29Yeah, the video.
00:06:30Look, so we made a stupid mistake.
00:06:32It was, you know, everyone had a cheap thrill.
00:06:35Oh, my God.
00:06:36No one was harmed.
00:06:36I don't, that's not true at all.
00:06:38The young, the girls lost.
00:06:41Shocker.
00:06:41We're not going to get past the regionals.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:45I think what you and I ought to do is head over to Reggie's and grab a fucking drink.
00:06:50Sit.
00:06:52No.
00:06:52I'm going to go get a drink and pretend my life means something.
00:06:55Gill.
00:06:56I can't believe I'm saying this.
00:06:59You're going to the Nationals.
00:07:00I'm getting drunk.
00:07:01You're going.
00:07:02We fucking sucked.
00:07:04Uh, yeah, true, but it's not the issue.
00:07:06Sit down.
00:07:14What's he saying?
00:07:16Oh, my God, Zoe, you're thinking this for me.
00:07:18Me?
00:07:19I'm off a scholarship.
00:07:20Me too.
00:07:22Scholarship?
00:07:23You can get those here.
00:07:24Oh, yeah.
00:07:26Oh.
00:07:27Oh.
00:07:30We're going to the Nationals.
00:07:31Oh!
00:07:34Oh!
00:07:34Oh!
00:07:35Oh!
00:07:36Well, time.
00:07:45Coach Dale, where the hell's the bus?
00:07:47It's late.
00:07:48You know, buses are always late.
00:07:51You okay, Snuggle Bunny?
00:07:52Aw, Pooh Bear.
00:07:54I know we talked about this, and I'll be okay in Florida, even if it is free break.
00:07:59That's not me, and you know that.
00:08:01Besides, I know you're looking forward to spending time with your special friend, Hank.
00:08:05Yeah.
00:08:06Yeah.
00:08:06Anyway, um, look, I just, I think that if you wanted to make a sex tape.
00:08:13What?
00:08:13I mean, that's cool if you did, I just...
00:08:15I don't want to make a sex tape, do you?
00:08:17No.
00:08:18I mean, you know I'm kind of...
00:08:19Small.
00:08:20I don't know.
00:08:21Very small.
00:08:22I don't know.
00:08:23Very small.
00:08:24Oh, it's okay.
00:08:25He has a drumstick.
00:08:26You know, the one I use on notes.
00:08:27Yeah, that one.
00:08:28Besides, too big is...
00:08:29Hey, I compensate, right?
00:08:31Not really, but that's okay.
00:08:33I promise to only make sex tapes with you, and we can use your mom's video camera, and
00:08:38no one will see your Craig Jr.
00:08:40Okay?
00:08:41Okay, all right.
00:08:42Okay, I'll miss you.
00:08:43I'll miss you, too.
00:08:47Hey, Michelle, what happened to you?
00:08:48I missed my fucking plane.
00:08:50What?
00:08:50My bitch-ass mother wouldn't stop talking.
00:08:52It's not my fault.
00:08:53Your house sounds like a lovely place.
00:08:55What's that supposed to mean?
00:08:56Hey, girls, just chill, all right?
00:08:59Get your stuff ready to pack up here.
00:09:01Careful!
00:09:02It's just a euphonium.
00:09:04Well, no, this is Charlie, okay?
00:09:07He was my grandma.
00:09:08It's the only thing I have left from her.
00:09:10Oh, I'm sorry.
00:09:12Well, maybe you shouldn't play it.
00:09:13Maybe you should just hang it on your wall and pleasure yourself while you think about
00:09:16your granny.
00:09:17Well, maybe I'll think about you.
00:09:19Ew.
00:09:21Um, so I'm a little bit nervous because I've actually never driven a bus this big.
00:09:25I'm sure I can do it.
00:09:27I can do anything, but...
00:09:27Yeah, it's just like driving a car.
00:09:29You know, you put it in B for go and R for back and P for park.
00:09:34This is really important.
00:09:35I don't want to, like...
00:09:35I have complete faith in you, sweetheart.
00:09:38No sweat.
00:09:39Make sure all the instruments are here.
00:09:39That's a good idea.
00:09:40So, we're ready to be packed, right?
00:09:44Onto the bus.
00:09:45Yeah, it looks like all the instruments are accounted for.
00:09:47But, you know, I really think that Zoe should just take the plane with the other girls.
00:09:51I mean, we're kind of full as it is, and she's really annoying.
00:09:54Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:09:55I can't leave Charlie.
00:09:56You know, Zoe, you really do have an unnatural relationship with your instrument.
00:10:00You realize that, right?
00:10:01No, he was my grandma's.
00:10:03Well, the statement still stands.
00:10:05Look, two days, I'll see you guys in Miami, Florida.
00:10:09All right?
00:10:09Anything goes wrong, just figure it out.
00:10:12Is there any reason why it smells like ass?
00:10:15You could have taken the plane with the other girls.
00:10:17Are you kidding me?
00:10:19And breathe recycled air?
00:10:21Do you have any idea how bad that is for you?
00:10:23Fine.
00:10:24Whitney, you're in charge.
00:10:26Of course I am.
00:10:28Hey, Coach.
00:10:29Hey, Alice.
00:10:30Do you think we have a chance of winning the Nationals?
00:10:31Uh, no.
00:10:33But you know what?
00:10:35You guys are going to do fine.
00:10:37I'll see you in Florida.
00:10:38Drive careful.
00:10:41It'll be fine.
00:10:48Really?
00:10:49A short bus?
00:10:50Let's go, retards.
00:10:51Let's go.
00:10:52Let's go.
00:11:01Let's go.
00:11:05Why did Coach know he didn't say that?
00:11:07No.
00:11:08He's on medication.
00:11:10Yeah.
00:11:10No, he's trying to motivate us.
00:11:13That's the opposite of motivating us.
00:11:15I'm motivated?
00:11:16No, I read about it.
00:11:17It's called reverse motion empathy.
00:11:20He wants us to succeed by putting us down.
00:11:25It's brilliant, actually.
00:11:26It's called psychological abuse.
00:11:28Believe me, I know all about it.
00:11:30Look, our coach is a drunk.
00:11:31Okay, but we're going to win in spite of him, right?
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:35Sure.
00:11:35We are.
00:11:36Yeah.
00:11:36We're going to win.
00:12:06We're going to win.
00:12:36We're going to win.
00:12:37We're going to win.
00:12:38We're going to win.
00:12:39We're going to win.
00:12:40We're going to win.
00:12:41We're going to win.
00:12:42We're going to win.
00:12:43We're going to win.
00:12:50Zoe, really?
00:12:52Really?
00:12:53You're really playing right now.
00:12:55Could you put that fucking thing away?
00:12:57We're trying to sleep.
00:12:59Stop fucking playing, Zoe.
00:13:01I'm going to shut that up your ass.
00:13:03Give it to me.
00:13:03Oh, I'm trying to practice, okay?
00:13:07I have to be perfect.
00:13:10Zoe!
00:13:11Zoe!
00:13:12Guys, we're on a five-minute break.
00:13:25Hey, Coach Gail, what's up?
00:13:32Oh, yeah, we're just stopping for gas, tagging notes.
00:13:36Who's clearing it?
00:13:38Karen, that's so bad.
00:13:40Okay.
00:13:42Hey, will you fill up the tank for me real quick?
00:13:44I'm going to go look at something.
00:13:45Okay.
00:13:49Hey!
00:13:51You headed down to spring break?
00:13:54Spring what?
00:13:56Maybe I'll see you down there, you know?
00:13:59You should enter one of those wet t-shirt contests.
00:14:02I'd love to see what you've got going on under there.
00:14:06Oh, no.
00:14:07No.
00:14:08Okay.
00:14:09It's too bad.
00:14:11We'll see you later.
00:14:13Okay.
00:14:14Go, let's get the time.
00:14:17Woo!
00:14:18Woo!
00:14:19Woo!
00:14:20Go, let's do the tank.
00:14:21Who are you!
00:14:23Woo!
00:14:24Oh, I'm gonna go here.
00:14:25Woo!
00:14:27Woo!
00:14:28Woo!
00:14:29Woo!
00:14:30Woo!
00:14:31Woo!
00:14:32Woo!
00:14:33Woo!
00:14:34Woo!
00:14:35Woo!
00:14:37Woo!
00:14:38Woo!
00:14:39Woo!
00:14:40Woo!
00:14:41Woo!
00:14:42Woo!
00:14:43Woo!
00:14:44Beat the drums, beat beat the drums.
00:14:48Beat the drums, beat beat the drums.
00:14:51Play the flute, play play the flute.
00:14:54Play the flute, play play the flute.
00:14:57March the band, march march the band.
00:15:01March the band, march march the band.
00:15:04Win the Nationals, win win the Nationals, win the Nationals.
00:15:08Girls, girls, you do realize we have over 200 miles to go?
00:15:13200 long miles.
00:15:18Win the Nationals, win win the Nationals.
00:15:21Oh, Jesus.
00:15:22Oh, my God, there's smoke pouring out of the hood.
00:15:25I think we're breaking down.
00:15:43She's holding out of the hood.
00:15:44I can't!
00:15:45I can't!
00:15:46I can't!
00:15:48I can't!
00:15:49I can't!
00:15:50I can't!
00:15:52I can't!
00:15:53I can't!
00:15:54I'm stopping!
00:15:55Jesus!
00:15:56what the hell did you do did you hit somebody my uncle did that once and now we have a body in the
00:16:09backyard he didn't hit anyone okay but something's wrong with the bus oh you guys charlie's okay
00:16:18everything's gonna be okay would you shut the fuck up with your stupid euphonium okay we have
00:16:24to figure out how to get to Miami we can take a bus someone call a tow truck what's everyone looking at
00:16:41what do you think about what I have no idea okay he's been under the hood for 15 minutes
00:16:51what do you want me to do you know what fuck it we can call it what no okay we're close all right
00:16:58we're only like 500 miles away I don't see it I think I think it's impossible sweetie oh okay
00:17:05all right we'll make it all right we'll be there in like a day or so yep okay hold on I think I think
00:17:11I'll call you back goodbye goodbye well look I ain't no mechanic it's pretty obvious what your
00:17:20problem is what well someone put gasoline in this thing oh Zoe what diesel a bus takes diesel what
00:17:28you never said no everyone knows that buses take diesel come on we're in community college not
00:17:34kindergarten you put gasoline in a diesel tank sml do you mom well I'm sorry I don't drive I don't feel so
00:17:46good guys I feel really hot I don't feel good is that Elvis you look kind of weird anyway you're
00:17:57probably gonna need yourselves a new motor oh and how much is that gonna cost a bus like this I don't
00:18:02know three four maybe hundreds thousands three to four hundred thousand yeah anyway good luck finding
00:18:11yourselves a mechanic this weekend you know spring break it'll no no see we have to get to Miami because
00:18:16our our whole band and like our future it's depending on it sorry ladies wish I had better news for you
00:18:21you do realize you're the reason we're not going to nationals right so this is what we're gonna do
00:18:29buy an engine get to nationals see and where are we gonna get the money brain trust as coach Gil
00:18:35you know what you killed our bus you killed our chances of going to nationals you killed my future
00:18:43you killed my unborn children because I'm probably gonna grow up in some nowhere town with some loser
00:18:49husband so I might as well just kill myself thank you Zoe guys I'm sorry I hi I'm Constance don't
00:19:00care okay um would you all sign my ban the break petition do you have four thousand dollars to buy us
00:19:06a new engine no then get out of my fucking face what's ban the break ban the break spring break
00:19:13they're having fun why would you want to ban that impossible yes it is and FYI I have my
00:19:20season FYI what's that um guys uh whoa whoa whoa hey no I got you I got you now that's easy come on
00:19:28up you all right oh
00:19:33oh
00:19:34oh I think I'm getting hot
00:19:38oh I think I'm getting delirious
00:19:40somebody catch me
00:19:42okay uh guys let's just let's just get her up and and get her out of the sun okay let's take her over
00:19:49there all right up we go up we got here I got you lazy come on up you all right oh damn it you got
00:19:59fucking redneck way to be a gentleman
00:20:03yo this with the the bus and stopping
00:20:09he ain't take a breath nationals nationals
00:20:14hey man you need to chill out you need to get those girls to Florida to make the nationals do you
00:20:20understand me look I think you're working way too hard look I don't care if you're married to my
00:20:27sister I will fire you do you not get those girls to Florida you remember that shit I gave you Dean
00:20:32you should take some more of that man
00:20:34you get some water
00:20:45is she dead
00:20:46she's not dead and yet no one died
00:20:48but she's not moving
00:20:49she's just eating an ounce of fun
00:20:51oh this is bullshit do you know where I am right now
00:20:53no no listen to me you're such a bitch
00:20:56okay listen we take care of us
00:20:59what
00:21:01what it works on TV
00:21:05fucking god stop breathing
00:21:06where are we going
00:21:07you saved us on paper
00:21:09you need to be a doctor
00:21:11can you get out of here please
00:21:13the place has given me a complex
00:21:14I should be in some nice ass hotel
00:21:17what's some dirty titty bar in the middle of east bubble fuck
00:21:20your hands are dirty
00:21:23oh don't touch me
00:21:25brother
00:21:27okay well I'm gonna go get your girls to tow for your bus
00:21:30oh
00:21:31oh
00:21:36what are you gonna say
00:21:37oh
00:21:38okay
00:21:40well I'm gonna go get your girls to tow for your bus
00:21:41oh
00:21:43what are you gonna say
00:21:45guess that he's gonna have to perform without the instruments and without us
00:21:51oh
00:21:51hello
00:21:52is that possible
00:21:53ladies
00:21:55looks like you could use a refresher
00:21:56mmm yummy
00:21:57what's that shit
00:21:58oh
00:21:59what's that shit
00:22:00oh
00:22:01oh
00:22:02hello
00:22:03is that possible
00:22:04ladies
00:22:05looks like you could use a refresher
00:22:06mmm yummy
00:22:07what's that shit
00:22:08mmm
00:22:09a real southern way
00:22:10southern fries yum
00:22:11finger licking good
00:22:12wow that line is about as old as your haircut
00:22:13you look familiar
00:22:14what do you do for me
00:22:15look at me puppets
00:22:16as soon as our bus gets fixed
00:22:17we're out of this twilight zone town
00:22:18got it Clem
00:22:19man is it hot in here or is it just me
00:22:20eww
00:22:21eww
00:22:22eww
00:22:23eww
00:22:24eww
00:22:25eww
00:22:26eww
00:22:27eww
00:22:28eww
00:22:29eww
00:22:30eww
00:22:31eww
00:22:32eww
00:22:33eww
00:22:34eww
00:22:35eww
00:22:40oh my god i just got wet
00:22:41they're such a sludge
00:22:43focus focus
00:22:45focus on this
00:22:47ok
00:22:48oh
00:22:49no
00:22:50i couldn't help but overhear your predicament
00:22:51there are ways of making money in this town
00:22:54that's fucking lit
00:22:56woah
00:22:58i think you guys have some serious potential
00:23:05wow
00:23:07if you didn't make money in this town
00:23:10eww
00:23:11eww
00:23:12looks like they are
00:23:14at the station
00:23:15eww
00:23:16eww
00:23:17eww
00:23:18eww
00:23:19eww
00:23:20eww
00:23:20eww
00:23:21eww
00:23:22eww
00:23:23eww
00:23:24eww
00:23:26eww
00:23:27eww
00:23:28I'm a wilder, a fever's wilder, a vaccine where you start, oh, I'm such a bad girl.
00:23:44I got you, I got you, I got you, my dear.
00:23:50Kiss me, let me around, kiss me, let me around, I'ma get you back, girl.
00:24:16But even if we had the engine, it would take them a week to fix it.
00:24:22Whitney, you're just seven or nine hours away.
00:24:26We can get a bus and get over to Miami and meet the rest of the van.
00:24:30What, and leave the instruments?
00:24:32That'd probably make you sound better.
00:24:35We can ship them.
00:24:36Can't afford it.
00:24:37This isn't a state college.
00:24:39Don't you have insurance?
00:24:41Maybe, but there's not really any insurance in getting you to nationals in 48 hours.
00:24:46What are we going to do?
00:24:48Oh, you really want to do this?
00:24:50What do you mean?
00:24:52Nothing.
00:24:54All right, look, I'll drive up there.
00:24:57Fine.
00:25:07Wow.
00:25:08Bye, look at that.
00:25:10All right, move over.
00:25:15I love cougars.
00:25:20Fuck you, I'm 24 years old.
00:25:22Oh, MILF territory, I like you.
00:25:25MILF?
00:25:26Where the fuck did you find these guys?
00:25:28So what did Coach Gill say?
00:25:29He's coming over, he's driving.
00:25:31We won't make it in time.
00:25:32Probably not.
00:25:34Get the fuck out of here.
00:25:35You can stay at my place.
00:25:36Thanks, but no thanks.
00:25:38Actually, just no, minus thanks.
00:25:39So, um, how are we going to make it to national sites Saturday?
00:25:45We could time travel.
00:25:46Okay, you get on.
00:25:47Or we could take a plane or a bus or a train.
00:25:51Yeah, time travel is a better idea.
00:25:53Yeah, that would be cool.
00:25:54Whatever we decide, we have to take all the instruments.
00:25:57Well, let's just rent another bus.
00:25:59A big one.
00:26:00I bet you boys have a big bus.
00:26:04I'll show you a big bus.
00:26:05How big?
00:26:07Huge.
00:26:08Long.
00:26:10Wide.
00:26:12Push and pull doors.
00:26:14Emergency exit.
00:26:16No.
00:26:16You really went on your way to be cliche there, didn't you?
00:26:20Um, are you okay?
00:26:23Yeah, I'm just, um...
00:26:24Can you agree to her?
00:26:25No, I need some air.
00:26:30Hey, look, we'll just wait for Coach Gill, okay?
00:26:33I mean, we can make it to nationals, and he's smart enough he can find us there.
00:26:38That bus has 69 instruments in it, and six of them are susapones.
00:26:42We need another bus.
00:26:44We're not going to make it.
00:26:46All right?
00:26:47We've let the whole band down.
00:26:49By we, I mean you, Zoe.
00:26:52We'll charge her another bus.
00:26:54With what?
00:26:54We have no money.
00:26:56Coach Gill has money?
00:26:58Not that kind of money.
00:26:59Well, how much?
00:27:00She turned her a bus?
00:27:01Like, a couple thousand?
00:27:03Well, that's better than 4,000.
00:27:05And that's way better than 400,000.
00:27:06And that's...
00:27:07Shut the hell up, you blithering idiot.
00:27:09Hey, she's not an idiot.
00:27:10Look, okay?
00:27:11I just want all of you guys to just stop talking, okay?
00:27:13We are talking!
00:27:15Oh, really?
00:27:15Hold on.
00:27:16Just, just, from now on, you're not allowed to talk.
00:27:18I hate you, Mom!
00:27:19Oh, really?
00:27:19She's talking?
00:27:20Oh, wait.
00:27:21Shut up!
00:27:21All of you!
00:27:22Okay!
00:27:22I'm still talking.
00:27:23All right, here's what we're going to do.
00:27:24Here's the plan.
00:27:25I'm going to go locate us to the mechanic.
00:27:27Franny?
00:27:28Franny!
00:27:29Yeah!
00:27:29Okay, I want you to go find us a bus to Charter, okay?
00:27:33And you guys just, just hang out and try not to mess anything else up, okay?
00:27:38I did...
00:27:39See?
00:27:42Well, how can we make the 2,000?
00:27:44I don't know.
00:27:45Just, just, whatever you do, just make sure you only use, like, your body parts, okay?
00:27:49Like, like your organs, all right?
00:27:51Are we clear?
00:27:53Okay.
00:27:53All right, come on.
00:27:54Look, you guys, I really think we should be left on the pole, okay?
00:28:01I mean, we're not getting any younger.
00:28:03Do I have to show my cupcakes?
00:28:04That's what Craig calls away.
00:28:06Really?
00:28:07Hi, girls.
00:28:07Are you finally ready to sign my anti-spring break position?
00:28:10No.
00:28:11Okay!
00:28:11Well, Alice, you can't just sign anything.
00:28:13Oh.
00:28:14What is this?
00:28:15See that over there?
00:28:17This town is full of slutty fluttermans and their smuddy slutfulness.
00:28:21Okay, I can see that.
00:28:23Every year, for one weekend, one entire weekend, this town plunges into a well of debauchery,
00:28:30depravity, and damnation.
00:28:32They call it Spring Break.
00:28:34I call it Spring Break Me Down.
00:28:38I'm working on it.
00:28:38It's not a finish title.
00:28:39The point is, for 48 hours, this town changes into someplace like New Orleans, southern Florida,
00:28:47even Mexico.
00:28:49With Latinos and Latinas, burritos, fajitas, whatever.
00:28:54So please, sign this.
00:28:56Okay.
00:28:57Great.
00:28:58Oh, if I sign this, will you watch me dance and give me a few dollars?
00:29:01Huh?
00:29:02No.
00:29:02Oh, are you pole dancing, too?
00:29:04No, I don't.
00:29:06Are you shy?
00:29:07No, I just...
00:29:09Well, because you have really great breaths, and you should totally dance.
00:29:13Yeah, really nice.
00:29:15Just sign the damn position.
00:29:19Thanks.
00:29:24I wonder why she hates Spring Break so much.
00:29:27Maybe she's Mormon.
00:29:28I'll be right back.
00:29:52It's free!
00:29:54Jump up, jump up, jump up, swing around, jump up, it's fun.
00:29:58Jump up, jump up, jump up, jump up, swing around, jump up, it's fun.
00:30:06Jump up, jump up, jump up, everybody's on fire, full of heat.
00:30:12We're gonna rock it, we don't stress.
00:30:15I let you pop and tell us, we must go.
00:30:18With all our dignity, we have no pain.
00:30:23As for your mama, like I love.
00:30:27Let me know your eyes, sour and gray.
00:30:30Wear what you want, and feel your own run.
00:30:34No one really cares when you're dancing in the sun.
00:30:38Dance with me and rock, cause we won't stop.
00:30:41Dance with me and rock, cause we won't stop.
00:30:45Dance with me and rock, cause we won't stop.
00:30:48Dance with me and rock, cause we won't stop.
00:30:53Break it down, show the heart, take the heat up.
00:30:56You're the drag, bring it up.
00:30:57Break the balls, back your hands, get the strength.
00:31:00Break it down, show the heart.
00:31:04Ladies.
00:31:05Boys.
00:31:06You're fat.
00:31:07You're front.
00:31:08You're just stupid.
00:31:09That's my way.
00:31:11One of you wouldn't happen to be a mechanic, would you?
00:31:14Are you playing real fantasy?
00:31:16Uh, no.
00:31:17Real fantasy.
00:31:18Then no.
00:31:20Maybe I can help you.
00:31:21What you need to fix it with?
00:31:22Well, we really need $3,000 to fix our bus, so we can get to South Florida.
00:31:27Babe, you don't need to go down there.
00:31:29The most outrageous, tenacious, hellacious, spring break-ish party of the century starts right here.
00:31:39Uh, those aren't real words.
00:31:41It doesn't matter.
00:31:42The point is, you're not going anywhere, so you get nasty with the native.
00:31:50That's right.
00:31:50Buddy shot! Buddy shot! Buddy shot!
00:32:20Buddy shot! Buddy shot!
00:32:26Buddy shot! Buddy shot!
00:32:30I'm so sorry I'm really sick of that.
00:32:34Buddy shot! You know that this bar has been here in its original shape for 50 motherfucking years.
00:32:39It's never been changed in 10 minutes. You ruined the whole fucking thing.
00:32:44Out! You're banished! No spring breakers. Get out of my establishment. Out!
00:32:50Yeah, you keep running. You run straight to hell, you spring break bastards.
00:32:57Don't you come back.
00:33:02Wow, that was so not cool.
00:33:07I think she's one of those band of break girls.
00:33:09Only she's masked for rain at the spring breakers.
00:33:11Damn it, Tanya.
00:33:13I just heard what you did.
00:33:15That was awesome. Murphy, the bar owner, is a city council member. He is a huge gift for us.
00:33:21You?
00:33:22I'm not one of you.
00:33:23Yes, you are. You signed our petition.
00:33:25No, no, no, no, no, but I didn't mean to.
00:33:27And to think that I was going to have a three-way with you.
00:33:31But I didn't say that.
00:33:33Well, where are Tweedledee and Tweedledum are going?
00:33:35Well, Zoe's sad because she was going to have a threesome with us, too.
00:33:38You're such a fucking slut. You can't keep your legs together for ten minutes.
00:33:41No, it wasn't a threesome, okay?
00:33:43I was going to go dance on the pole, and then I did a shot on my body, and then the fire happened,
00:33:48and it was your beautiful friend here who just helped to hook down that exotic car.
00:33:53No.
00:33:54And let me guess, it wasn't her fault.
00:33:56Well, technically...
00:33:57Well, technically, you're a deranged moron, okay?
00:34:00What are you still doing here?
00:34:03So, do we have any answer to our bus prayers?
00:34:07Shocker.
00:34:08Come on, guys. It's not going to happen.
00:34:10Stop. Really, we're embarrassing ourselves.
00:34:12She has a point.
00:34:13All right, let's get her out of here.
00:34:18No, guys.
00:34:20Oh, wait.
00:34:23Wait.
00:34:24No, I found it.
00:34:25Shiloh!
00:34:26Oh, crap.
00:34:38I can't believe it.
00:34:40I'm getting stopped?
00:34:41What did I do?
00:34:42I'm not speeding.
00:34:48Oh, man.
00:34:49You guys, look.
00:34:59Here's the Jell-O eating contest.
00:35:01How old is Jell-O going to fix the bus?
00:35:04Well, look.
00:35:04The winner gets 800 bucks.
00:35:06Nobody is going to pay you $800 to eat Jell-O.
00:35:09And 800 bucks?
00:35:10Don't buy us a new bus.
00:35:11Yeah, but it's enough that we could rent one.
00:35:15Somebody is so smart.
00:35:17And, Franny, we all know how much you love Jell-O.
00:35:20I do love Jell-O.
00:35:23God.
00:35:24I love this place.
00:35:25It pays you to do things you would normally do for free.
00:35:29That's true.
00:35:29I could eat Jell-O all day and all night.
00:35:31I've seen her do it.
00:35:32It's gross.
00:35:34Will you do it?
00:35:34If it gets us to nationals, then I'm it.
00:35:38That's awesome.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:39Come on.
00:35:39I think they're doing it in the back.
00:35:41That's what she said.
00:35:42Wait.
00:35:43What she said?
00:35:59Zoe.
00:36:01Alice.
00:36:02Lady.
00:36:02Welcome to the Jell-O jungle.
00:36:07Are you here to beg for forgiveness?
00:36:09Or are you going to try to shut this down, too?
00:36:12Forgiveness.
00:36:13No.
00:36:13They're forgiven.
00:36:14Are you here to watch?
00:36:16We're here to win.
00:36:18Yeah.
00:36:18And we happen to have a ringer.
00:36:20He loves Jell-O.
00:36:22He loves it.
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:24Well, we happen to have the Jell-O.
00:36:29Wow.
00:36:29This isn't the same at Mary's.
00:36:34Oh, sure it is.
00:36:35Yeah.
00:36:37I'm not eating yet.
00:36:38Oh, Granny, it's national.
00:36:40National?
00:36:41I wouldn't eat it if my mother was crying.
00:36:43You know what?
00:36:44Hey, it's Jell-O time.
00:36:45Who does challenge this fine lady to the Jell-O pit?
00:36:50Any takers?
00:36:51Anyone at all?
00:36:53I do.
00:37:01Get in there.
00:37:03You're not going to what?
00:37:05You do this?
00:37:12We could get me.
00:37:13And the pussy says, what?
00:37:16Oh, pussy.
00:37:17Pussy.
00:37:19Pussy.
00:37:20I'm not a pussy.
00:37:22You're a pussy!
00:37:23You're a pussy!
00:37:24Oh, wait.
00:37:25Let's save it for the jello, lady.
00:37:27Are you ready?
00:37:28Okay.
00:37:29Do you have a spoon?
00:37:32Wait, I don't think this is a jello eating concept.
00:37:47Oh, we're ready!
00:37:48We're ready!
00:37:49We're ready!
00:37:50We're ready!
00:37:53That's the $30 bra, you fucking bitch!
00:38:15Bring it!
00:38:16Take me in!
00:38:17Let me at her!
00:38:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:18Maybe the little girls don't get a chance here.
00:39:20Or in Florida.
00:39:21Where are you going?
00:39:23Fan camp.
00:39:26We're going to fan camp.
00:39:29Let me get one thing straight.
00:39:31There ain't nothing wrong with fan camp.
00:40:24We're out, G!
00:40:25Okay!
00:40:26We're out!
00:40:27Cam, Cam!
00:40:29You're pushing out, huh?
00:40:31Cam!
00:40:32Okay!
00:40:33Where are the showers?
00:40:35My foot?
00:40:36No!
00:40:38They need a proper shower.
00:40:40What's that?
00:40:42Woo!
00:40:43Okay, Cam!
00:40:44Woo!
00:40:44Woo!
00:40:45Okay, Cam!
00:40:46Woo!
00:40:47Okay!
00:40:47Okay!
00:40:54I think we're clean now.
00:41:21Now you're done!
00:41:27All right, all right.
00:41:30Can we stop our fries?
00:41:32Yeah, fries, please!
00:41:34Your fries!
00:41:35Yeah!
00:41:36Yeah!
00:41:36Yeah!
00:41:37Yeah!
00:41:38Oh, God!
00:41:40Oh, God!
00:41:42Ladies, there's plenty more where that came from.
00:41:46Ta-da!
00:41:47Okay, but what about the money?
00:41:49When do we get the 800 bucks?
00:41:53Dollars?
00:41:54Yeah!
00:41:54You're joking, right?
00:41:56No, you're joking, right?
00:41:58Guys, this is a beer promotion.
00:42:01You get 4,000 bucks beers.
00:42:04That's 800 ounces.
00:42:0620 of these 40-ounce bottles.
00:42:09What the fuck?
00:42:10They're good.
00:42:11Oh, MFG.
00:42:13I fucking hate you so much right now.
00:42:15Me?
00:42:21Well, more for us?
00:42:25Not bad.
00:42:26I know, right?
00:42:27No, they're good.
00:42:30Better than dogs.
00:42:36Honey, you don't need to remind me.
00:42:40You know, look, I'm fully aware that Dean's your brother.
00:42:45What?
00:42:47Why would the plumber need to spend the night?
00:42:50No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:51I'm not buying that.
00:42:53There ain't no leak big enough where he has to be there all night long.
00:42:58Yeah?
00:43:00Well, okay.
00:43:02If that's the way you want to play this.
00:43:04Bye.
00:43:08Bitch.
00:43:11Shit, what's going on here?
00:43:15Is this a flat tire or what?
00:43:17Oh, man.
00:43:19Man, I'm so close.
00:43:30Shoot.
00:43:39Hi.
00:43:40What is your problem with spring break?
00:43:43Let it go already.
00:43:44I'm not some Bible-thumping crazy.
00:43:46This is about the town.
00:43:48Oh, please.
00:43:49This is about you.
00:43:50This is about injustice.
00:43:52This is about getting laid, which you clearly need.
00:43:55Ew.
00:43:55I would never hook up with some beer-guzzling spring breaker.
00:43:59Who's to say they want to hook up with you?
00:44:01I hate this.
00:44:01I fucking hate everything about it.
00:44:03I like real men, not foolish boys.
00:44:07You know what?
00:44:09You just need some LD all up in there.
00:44:12LD?
00:44:13Long.
00:44:15Forget it.
00:44:16You don't know me.
00:44:17You don't know this town.
00:44:18They need guidance.
00:44:19Oh, and you're going to show them.
00:44:21I don't want to, but yes.
00:44:23What's the end game?
00:44:24What do you mean?
00:44:25What do you hope to accomplish?
00:44:27Just take away everyone's fun?
00:44:29No.
00:44:29We can still have fun.
00:44:31Like board games.
00:44:32Twister, Crazy Ace.
00:44:34Good, clean fun.
00:44:40Bullshit.
00:44:41Prude.
00:44:41Every fucking year with this.
00:44:44Let's get out of here, dude.
00:44:46Freaking band geek.
00:44:54Guys, wait.
00:44:58You messed up my hair.
00:45:01I left Franny practically catatonic.
00:45:04For beer.
00:45:04I said I was sorry.
00:45:07I didn't know it was wrestling.
00:45:09Do you think I would let Franny do Jell-O wrestling?
00:45:12No, I wouldn't do that.
00:45:15I don't think you should say Jell-O again.
00:45:17Oh, sorry.
00:45:18Jell-O.
00:45:19I'm sorry.
00:45:20Jell-O.
00:45:20Jell-O.
00:45:21Jell-O.
00:45:21Jell-O.
00:45:22Stop it!
00:45:23Oh, God.
00:45:25Get out.
00:45:27It was an honest mistake.
00:45:33Look, you guys.
00:45:34I said I was sorry.
00:45:36I mean, I'm sorry.
00:45:36I mean, these things just happen.
00:45:39Oh, look.
00:45:41Guys, this is it.
00:45:43We can still make nationals.
00:45:44Oh, Lord.
00:45:46Forget it.
00:45:47No, guys, look.
00:45:48This is it.
00:45:50We're not showing our tips again and winning beer, okay?
00:45:53Let's just go to the motel.
00:45:54I second that.
00:45:55There's no money.
00:45:56It's just a gift.
00:45:58No, but look at the prize.
00:45:59A trip to Miami for $30 on a party bus?
00:46:02It's a party bus.
00:46:03It's a big-ass bus that can carry all of us.
00:46:05And the band and our instruments.
00:46:09What?
00:46:09Come on, then.
00:46:10No way.
00:46:11I'm out.
00:46:12All right, Joey, I'm done with your idiocy.
00:46:14I'm not burying my breasts to a bunch of perverts.
00:46:16You just did.
00:46:17Yeah, yeah, well, right, but I'm not doing it again.
00:46:22Oh, but wait.
00:46:27Look, I'm not doing it, okay?
00:46:29So just get over it, Joey.
00:46:30Well, okay, okay, in reality, I wasn't actually thinking of you doing that.
00:46:38Then who?
00:46:39Well, in reality, you know, objectively, there's only one of us here with the perfectly shaped breasts needed to win this competition.
00:46:47Oh, yeah.
00:46:47Who's that?
00:46:48You?
00:46:49Oh, not me.
00:46:50Alice.
00:46:51Me?
00:46:52No.
00:46:53They are perfectly shaped symmetrical.
00:46:59It's true.
00:47:00You could be in Playboy.
00:47:02You really think so?
00:47:03Mm-hmm.
00:47:03Yeah.
00:47:04Wow, Craig has never said anything.
00:47:07Oh, honey.
00:47:09Craig's gay.
00:47:10He's a pulse-smoking butt pirate.
00:47:13No, he can't be.
00:47:14He's just got a tiny penis.
00:47:15Not in front of guys.
00:47:17It's kind of cute.
00:47:19Hello, Alice.
00:47:20This is little Craig.
00:47:22Want to do it?
00:47:23There's nothing good about me.
00:47:24No.
00:47:24Yes, I do.
00:47:26But, Alice, in reality, you wouldn't actually be getting naked.
00:47:29I wouldn't?
00:47:30No, it's the wet teaser contest.
00:47:32You keep your shirt on.
00:47:34Yeah, but still.
00:47:35Jesus Christ.
00:47:36You have plastered tits in front of an entire community college.
00:47:39That is true.
00:47:41Take one of my team.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:43Okay, great.
00:47:44Well, we have to hurry.
00:47:45It starts in five minutes.
00:47:46Okay, okay.
00:47:48Well, this is the way.
00:47:50Do we have to walk across this thing?
00:47:56Uh, well, do you want to go to Nationals or not?
00:48:01I guess.
00:48:09What is this?
00:48:10The word of Everglades?
00:48:11What, what, what's that?
00:48:13Watch out for alligators.
00:48:15Alligators?
00:48:16But they're cute.
00:48:17And snakes.
00:48:19Snakes are?
00:48:20Are you still?
00:48:21Jesus, honey.
00:48:22Shit looks cute to you.
00:48:24No, well, Craig makes you...
00:48:26Oh, no, no, no.
00:48:27Stop.
00:48:28No, no, no.
00:48:30Music!
00:48:31Music!
00:48:47Okay, you ready?
00:48:48I'm ready.
00:48:49Okay, you ready?
00:48:49I'm ready.
00:48:50You ready?
00:48:50I'm ready.
00:48:51You ready?
00:48:51I'm ready.
00:48:51You ready?
00:48:52Tell me now.
00:48:53I'm ready.
00:48:53I'm ready.
00:48:54Okay.
00:48:54Okay.
00:49:03Hey!
00:49:04Come on!
00:49:05What's going on with you guys?
00:49:09It's a slanted pedal on the right.
00:49:11You guys run everything here.
00:49:22Everything spring break related.
00:49:24You will be the number three, as in one, two, three.
00:49:28Here you go.
00:49:29I'm going to show you my friend's ta-ta.
00:49:32You guys run everything here.
00:49:36Everything spring break related.
00:49:39Why, are you going to try to shut this down too?
00:49:41Uh, no, not this time.
00:49:43I'm here to show you my friend's ta-ta.
00:49:44You will be the number three, as in one, two, three.
00:49:53Here you go.
00:49:54See the cop dude over there?
00:49:58Uh, yeah.
00:49:59What about him?
00:49:59King sis, I tell you this.
00:50:02No nudity.
00:50:04Spring break band started sucks ass.
00:50:07Well, thank you, but I did not start it.
00:50:10I am just finishing it.
00:50:12And trust me, there will be no nudity.
00:50:16All right.
00:50:16Next.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:22Okay.
00:50:22Okay, go.
00:50:23Okay.
00:50:23Okay.
00:50:24Take off your ball.
00:50:33I do?
00:50:34Yeah, if you want a chance at winning.
00:50:43Remember, you got this.
00:50:44Okay.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:45Yeah, I got it.
00:50:46Right?
00:50:46Right.
00:50:47Right.
00:50:47Yeah.
00:50:48Okay.
00:50:48Okay.
00:50:49Okay.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:56Welcome.
00:50:57Spring break.
00:50:58Number one.
00:50:58Wet t-shirt contest.
00:51:00Give it up for the girls.
00:51:02Go, wait.
00:51:02Hold on.
00:51:04Woo!
00:51:04Woo!
00:51:09All right.
00:51:10Looks like we got number one.
00:51:12Let's get it wet.
00:51:14Woo!
00:51:14Woo!
00:51:14Yeah!
00:51:15Yeah!
00:51:19Woo!
00:51:24Woo!
00:51:25Woo!
00:51:25Go!
00:51:27Woo!
00:51:28Woo!
00:51:28Good job.
00:51:40All right.
00:51:41Good job.
00:51:42Number two.
00:51:44Good job.
00:51:47Good job.
00:51:58We've got a nervous one here.
00:52:20Give it a little encouragement.
00:52:21Yeah.
00:52:22Yeah.
00:52:23Yeah.
00:52:24Yeah.
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:29Yeah.
00:52:30Yeah.
00:52:34Yeah.
00:52:50Yeah.
00:52:52Wait just a second, it looks like we have a late minute entry.
00:53:03What do you think, guys?
00:53:04Can we let it compete?
00:53:22Can we let it compete?
00:53:25Can we let it compete?
00:53:28Can we let it compete?
00:53:31Can we let it compete?
00:53:36Can we let it compete?
00:53:39Can we let it compete?
00:53:42Can we let it compete?
00:53:45Can we let it compete?
00:53:48Can we let it compete?
00:53:51I said no rudeness.
00:54:19No nudity. Come on.
00:54:24Someone's fault. He just wanted to be free.
00:54:31Come on. Let's go.
00:54:34We're in the rut.
00:54:35We're in the rut.
00:54:36Come on.
00:54:44I'm so cute.
00:54:45Oh, okay.
00:54:49Zoe.
00:54:50No, not Zoe.
00:54:51Did she even tell you that that's something I did it?
00:54:54No. I didn't know she was going to take off her shirt.
00:54:58Again, she flashed an entire regional final.
00:55:01Not intentionally.
00:55:02Oh, I know. That was your fault, too.
00:55:05It's okay.
00:55:08Hi, girls.
00:55:09Well, well, well. Looks like you won your day, didn't you?
00:55:12Yep. You here to gloat?
00:55:14Yep.
00:55:14Can I hit her now?
00:55:16No.
00:55:17She's pretty, and her hair sounds nice.
00:55:19Really?
00:55:19Mm-hmm.
00:55:20So.
00:55:23Oh, damn it.
00:55:24You're right.
00:55:25Thanks.
00:55:27Are you happy now?
00:55:29Zach's gone.
00:55:30He's gone.
00:55:32What am I supposed to do now?
00:55:34Come Monday, I'm going back to being an accountant.
00:55:38Yeah, that's right.
00:55:40I turned into a pumpkin.
00:55:41Hey, this was supposed to be my weekend, mine, until you came along and messed it up.
00:55:49I can't do anything right.
00:55:54I'm talking about it.
00:55:55Um, girl, hello?
00:56:02What did you do to her?
00:56:04Me?
00:56:05I didn't.
00:56:06She did this.
00:56:07Zoe is the smartest, nicest, most beautiful person in the world.
00:56:11She hates kittens, and she looks like a copy of her homework.
00:56:14So, leave her alone.
00:56:18I didn't do anything.
00:56:20She was fine until all y'all showed up.
00:56:22Y'all are a bunch of freaks.
00:56:24We're not freaks.
00:56:26We're in the marching band.
00:56:28We'd be national champions if God didn't hate us so much.
00:56:30I don't like that.
00:56:41I don't like that.
00:57:00Oh, man.
00:57:07First a flat, now no gas.
00:57:11Hey, how you doing?
00:57:12Hey, guys.
00:57:14Hi.
00:57:14Hello?
00:57:15Yeah, man.
00:57:16Fuck your mom later.
00:57:19You assholes.
00:57:21Sorry, you're a fine gentleman.
00:57:32It's cool.
00:57:33You want to get fucked in the air?
00:57:34No, that's fine.
00:57:35You guys aren't assholes.
00:57:37Actually, you're just fine young gentlemen.
00:57:39Yeah, you are.
00:57:40It's cool.
00:57:41Is it?
00:57:42Yeah.
00:57:43Yeah.
00:57:43Me, I'm not going to be able to get me to the phone, I don't think.
00:57:57I guess you're going to go to message.
00:58:01What a day.
00:58:03Oh, shit.
00:58:10What the hell are you doing?
00:58:11What does it look like I'm doing?
00:58:12Timing up.
00:58:15But spring break isn't over.
00:58:17Yes, it is.
00:58:20The mayor's office just got my petition, and she is very close to signing the ban.
00:58:24We won.
00:58:25Thanks, girls.
00:58:26You're welcome.
00:58:27We didn't want spring break to end.
00:58:29We just wanted to go to Miami.
00:58:31Oh, well.
00:58:31There's more work to be done.
00:58:32See ya.
00:58:33Bye.
00:58:36God, I hate her.
00:58:38And your beautiful blonde hair.
00:58:40Just forget her, okay?
00:58:41Let's just go find Coach Gill and get the hell out of here.
00:58:45I'm really, really sorry.
00:58:45How many times are you going to apologize?
00:58:49God, I'm not even mad at you anymore.
00:58:52I mean, I know you're not intentionally trying to screw us.
00:58:55It's just that you always tend to find a way to mess things up.
00:58:59It's just you.
00:59:00Save it, okay?
00:59:03My life is ruined.
00:59:06It's over.
00:59:07Might as well accept it.
00:59:10I need a drink.
00:59:11What are you doing?
00:59:30Wow.
00:59:32All right, Bob.
00:59:34Get a table.
00:59:35Okay.
00:59:36You.
00:59:36Stop following us.
00:59:39Hi, Zach.
00:59:40Hi, Vance.
00:59:40Aren't you supposed to be in jail?
00:59:42My uncle's the sheriff, so...
00:59:44All right, look, douchebag.
00:59:45All right, we're just here to spin the corner,
00:59:47drink away our sorrows while we wait for our ride.
00:59:50You don't need to sexually assault this anymore.
00:59:52Where's the fun in that?
00:59:53Besides, Zoe or you ruined our spring break.
00:59:56You might as well stick around and ruin the rest of our lives.
00:59:58Oh, God.
00:59:59You.
01:00:00Look, Zoe.
01:00:01Shut up.
01:00:06Get fucked up.
01:00:14Are you okay?
01:00:19Well, not really.
01:00:20I'm having a really bad day.
01:00:22Can I?
01:00:22Yeah, would you?
01:00:23If you could inside, that'd be really great.
01:00:25What happened?
01:00:32It's a damn spring breakers.
01:00:34What is it about this time that brings out the animal in us?
01:00:37Boy, I tell you.
01:00:38It's a lack of moral guidance, bad parenting, global warming, pop culture.
01:00:47Whoa.
01:00:48What are you doing?
01:00:49Well, I mean, you know, I'm married in the UK and, uh, well, the thing is, is that my
01:00:56wife had the plumber spend the night.
01:00:59So what's the fuck?
01:01:08Zoe, wait.
01:01:10What are you doing?
01:01:12I can get us the money.
01:01:14What?
01:01:14So you're...
01:01:16No, no, you can't sell Charlie.
01:01:18Charlie, you love that thing.
01:01:19But you said...
01:01:20Look, I know I give you a hard time, but it's just because I, you know, I love to win
01:01:26more than anything, and you always tend to mess things up.
01:01:30But you don't have to do this.
01:01:33Fuck.
01:01:38I am just so tired, and this trip is a disaster.
01:01:42And, look, if I can get us the money to get to Miami by selling Charlie, then...
01:01:48I kind of thought you love this euphonium more than anything.
01:01:53You have the chance to be the best in the world.
01:01:56Okay?
01:01:57The best in the whole world.
01:01:59Well, technically just the country, but...
01:02:02Okay.
01:02:03Look, I...
01:02:05I've been kind of a bitch to you on this trip, no doubt.
01:02:09Um, I probably owe you an apology.
01:02:13It's okay.
01:02:16Just the way you are.
01:02:17I'm the way I am.
01:02:20Wow.
01:02:21You sure about this?
01:02:24It's national.
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:28She's all right.
01:02:39What do you do when you're not a, like, drunk, crazy, like, breaker?
01:02:44I'm a lonely, pathetic accountant.
01:02:48I teach special ed cues.
01:02:50You teach retards.
01:02:51Retards are cute!
01:02:53What is that, a line or something?
01:02:55No.
01:02:56I love my retards.
01:02:57We can't hear it, short bar.
01:03:00Oh!
01:03:04I'm not doing that.
01:03:05Uh-uh.
01:03:06Why would we do that?
01:03:07Win that?
01:03:09That'll get you some real guapo.
01:03:12We'll have to try their butt.
01:03:13Get you the nationals.
01:03:15That was a good one.
01:03:15Everybody's going to take a good count.
01:03:17More count.
01:03:18We'll win this one.
01:03:19Let's have the next victim up here.
01:03:21Don't be scared.
01:03:22One person for a ride.
01:03:23So far, someone's only been able to hold on for 20 seconds.
01:03:2830's the goal.
01:03:29You get that, you make $100.
01:03:32A hundred bucks isn't going to cut it.
01:03:34Come on, folks.
01:03:35Remember the epic wet teacher failure?
01:03:37You guys are quitters.
01:03:39Is that what you're saying?
01:03:39Quitters?
01:03:40No.
01:03:41We're not quitters.
01:03:41Okay, that's fine.
01:03:42Just sit here and drink your life's away.
01:03:46Cheers to quitting!
01:03:47Quitters!
01:03:48Shut up!
01:03:48Mom, you are her.
01:03:52I watched the video 10 times today.
01:03:54Yay!
01:03:55What video?
01:03:56You, take a picture.
01:03:58What?
01:03:58What video, dude?
01:04:04Wet T-shirt T-show.
01:04:05Number one video.
01:04:07Five million views.
01:04:09Hot stuff.
01:04:10We're famous!
01:04:12Alice, this is bad.
01:04:13This is very, very, very fucking bad.
01:04:17But we're famous!
01:04:19Everyone can see the video!
01:04:22Everyone!
01:04:24Oh, my.
01:04:26But I said, I love the color future.
01:04:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:04:30Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:04:32You're pretty.
01:04:45I love it.
01:04:46You're so pretty.
01:04:47You're very pretty, too.
01:04:48You're pretty.
01:04:49You're pretty.
01:04:50You're too tall.
01:04:51Where have you two been?
01:04:54Zoe made a sacrifice for the band.
01:04:57That's right.
01:04:59Oh!
01:05:00Wow!
01:05:00That represents a lot of sucking and fucking.
01:05:04Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:05:05Am I right?
01:05:06Oh, oh, oh.
01:05:08Aina, what?
01:05:09Oh, grandma.
01:05:10Zoe, where did you get that?
01:05:12Look, it's not a big deal.
01:05:14It's not a big deal?
01:05:15She sold her euphonium for us.
01:05:17You won't.
01:05:18Well, I'd done enough damage, so.
01:05:20But that was your grandmother's.
01:05:22That was Charlie.
01:05:24When did you two become BSF?
01:05:26Look, all right, we're all on the same team here.
01:05:29We've got the same goals.
01:05:30We're in this together.
01:05:32Well, look, it's still not enough money, okay?
01:05:34We need at least a couple hundred more before we can rent the bus.
01:05:39We can do that.
01:05:41If you sold your euphonium, how are you going to play internationals?
01:05:44Or someone else's?
01:05:46My kids are all over the internet.
01:05:48Is that good?
01:05:50It's good.
01:05:51For a lot of other people.
01:05:53Oh!
01:05:55All right, you're going to ride this thing!
01:05:58I'm going to ride that.
01:05:58I'm not following bull-tits internet with you.
01:06:03But the bull, it doesn't pay out.
01:06:06I'm lost.
01:06:07Wait, what if we all ride the bull?
01:06:09On the internet?
01:06:10And we all make a hundred bucks.
01:06:11That'll do it.
01:06:12Yeah, okay.
01:06:13But I'm not getting on that thing.
01:06:15It's fucking dirty!
01:06:17All right, I'm in.
01:06:19But if I ride this thing, you're all riding it.
01:06:22Deal?
01:06:23Deal?
01:06:23Deal!
01:06:24Deal!
01:06:25Woo!
01:06:26Yes!
01:06:26Ha-da!
01:06:27Are we?
01:06:28Okay.
01:06:29It's just.
01:06:30Yeah.
01:06:31Okay.
01:06:32We're going to have.
01:06:33I got this.
01:06:34Ladies, step aside.
01:06:38Here.
01:06:38I'm taking this off.
01:06:44Oh!
01:06:46All right, who's ready to ride this thing?
01:06:49All right, we got somebody for the bull.
01:06:52Here.
01:06:53Here, you totally stopped.
01:07:18Hey, Ricky.
01:07:20Get out of my way.
01:07:20Okay.
01:07:21Ooh.
01:07:22She's going to fight on the show.
01:07:23Oh, we got another man coming under.
01:07:25Oh, yeah!
01:07:26Check it out!
01:07:27Yeah!
01:07:27Yeah!
01:07:28Yeah!
01:07:28Yeah!
01:07:29Yeah!
01:07:29There you go.
01:07:30Who's ready?
01:07:30Yeah!
01:07:32Oh, yeah!
01:07:33Oh, yeah!
01:07:33Oh, yeah!
01:07:35Oh, yeah!
01:07:37Oh, yeah!
01:07:45Oh, yeah!
01:07:47Oh, yeah!
01:07:48Let's have another victim.
01:07:53Let's have another victim.
01:07:54Let's have another victim.
01:08:24Let's have another victim.
01:08:54Let's have another victim.
01:09:24Let's have another victim.
01:09:54Let's have another victim.
01:10:24Let's have another victim.
01:10:54Let's have another victim.
01:10:55Let's have another victim.
01:10:57Let's have another victim.
01:10:59Let's have another victim.
01:11:00Let's have another victim.
01:11:01Let's have another victim.
01:11:02Let's have another victim.
01:11:03Let's have another victim.
01:11:04Let's have another victim.
01:11:05Let's have another victim.
01:11:06Let's have another victim.
01:11:07Let's have another victim.
01:11:09Let's have another victim.
01:11:10Let's have another victim.
01:11:11Let's have another victim.
01:11:12Let's have another victim.
01:11:13Let's have another victim.
01:11:14Let's have another victim.
01:11:15Let's have another victim.
01:11:16Let's have another victim.
01:11:17Let's have another victim.
01:11:18Let's have another three.
01:11:19Let's have another victim.
01:11:20Let's have another victim.
01:11:21Let's have another victim.
01:11:22And, uh, that's another issue.
01:11:24Did you notice that good-looking young man right over there?
01:11:27Oh, crap, that's a couple of rest of you guys.
01:11:29What did you hear?
01:11:30That you were serving underage kids like us?
01:11:33Huh?
01:11:33Underage?
01:11:34Oh, you're underage?
01:11:36No.
01:11:36Depends on if you're going to give us bullshit money.
01:11:39Look, we've been trying to raise money all day, okay?
01:11:41We have to get to our national competition.
01:11:44We really need this.
01:11:47Well, I think you've got bigger problems than that, little man.
01:11:50I wish you a lot of luck.
01:11:52Oh, man.
01:11:53Officer, where are you?
01:11:57Um, officer Hurley, FLPD, I'd like to have a word with you, young lady.
01:12:02Okay, um, that was not my fault.
01:12:04It was totally an accident.
01:12:06Do you think exposing yourself in public is okay?
01:12:09But it wasn't her fault.
01:12:10Did you see what fucking happened?
01:12:12I'll be taking statements later, thank you.
01:12:13Yeah, I'm sorry.
01:12:14It's like, even when you win, you still lose.
01:12:16You are under arrest for indecent public exposure.
01:12:19You can't do that.
01:12:21No, I'm not.
01:12:21Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.
01:12:25You're right behind you, okay?
01:12:26I'm with you, please.
01:12:28What are you doing?
01:12:29Fucking asshole.
01:12:30What are you doing?
01:12:31Okay, Billy.
01:12:33Oh.
01:12:33Every year it's the same thing.
01:12:40Drinking, nudity, sex.
01:12:42Oh, I didn't have sex.
01:12:44No.
01:12:45No.
01:12:46No.
01:12:47Hey, look who we found.
01:12:49What are you and you doing here?
01:12:52She saved me.
01:12:54It's true.
01:12:55Were they taking you to the big house, the flavor?
01:12:57Fifteen years to life.
01:13:01Fifty bucks?
01:13:02That's it?
01:13:03Do you want to pay more?
01:13:04Oh, no.
01:13:05I'm good.
01:13:05Listen, have a nice day.
01:13:07I've got more crime stopping to do.
01:13:09Zoe, Zoe, Zoe.
01:13:11I should have known.
01:13:12Well, my shirt got caught on the bull.
01:13:15Is that what you kids are calling it now?
01:13:17It's true.
01:13:17It was pretty fucking crazy, actually.
01:13:19Coach Hill, do we win the Nationals?
01:13:22What?
01:13:23No.
01:13:25No.
01:13:25Sorry.
01:13:26Why do you look like that?
01:13:28Like what?
01:13:29Were you raped?
01:13:31Rape?
01:13:32I know, right?
01:13:33All day with this shit.
01:13:35Yeah.
01:13:36Hey, look, here's what we're going to do.
01:13:37We're going to get ourselves a rented bus.
01:13:39We're going to take it to Florida.
01:13:41And if we're lucky, we'll make it there on time.
01:13:44And what if we're not lucky?
01:13:46You should leave our town as soon as possible.
01:13:48Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Adolph?
01:13:51Yes.
01:13:51Yes, I would.
01:13:53Except I'm coming with you.
01:13:55Yay.
01:13:56Spring break's over.
01:13:57There's nothing left for me here, except Walmart.
01:14:00Crap.
01:14:01It's over, isn't it?
01:14:03I don't have to fight it for another year.
01:14:05Oh, baby.
01:14:06Oh, ew.
01:14:07Wrong.
01:14:09Here we come, Florida.
01:14:11Isn't Florida, like, way worse than here?
01:14:14Not if Gail's there.
01:14:15Why don't we find out?
01:14:16Let's go to Florida.
01:14:18Is there a problem, officer?
01:14:44License and registration.
01:14:49Actually, I don't have my wallet.
01:14:52I'm sorry, officer.
01:14:52I ran out.
01:14:53Being sorry does not give you a right to break the law, now does it, son?
01:14:56No, no.
01:14:56It's just, okay, my girlfriend is...
01:14:58Operating a motor vehicle without a license is a serious crime in the state of Florida,
01:15:02especially with out-of-state plates.
01:15:04You got any ID on you?
01:15:05I don't have my wallet, so I don't have anything.
01:15:08You got nothing.
01:15:09My name is Craig Wasserman, and I live in, you know...
01:15:12Son, I really do not care what name you claim to have.
01:15:14Officer, this is an emergency.
01:15:16I can't see.
01:15:16I got to go.
01:15:17You know what?
01:15:17Your registration expired yesterday.
01:15:19I need you to get out of the vehicle.
01:15:20What?
01:15:21I can't...
01:15:21This is not a request.
01:15:23I didn't do anything wrong.
01:15:24I need you to come down to the station.
01:15:25Let's go.
01:15:26I don't want to go.
01:15:31Craig!
01:15:32Meadow Bunny!
01:15:33Hoobare!
01:15:34What happened?
01:15:35I did nothing wrong.
01:15:36Wait, you know this guy?
01:15:37Yes!
01:15:39All right, listen, Snuggle Bunny, you're free to go.
01:15:42But I don't want to see you behind any wheel until you get your license back.
01:15:45You got that?
01:15:46Yes.
01:15:46All right, get the hell out of here.
01:15:48Ow.
01:15:50What are you doing down here?
01:15:51You can't go to Florida.
01:15:53Of course we can.
01:15:54No, you're not going because you won regionals.
01:15:57No kidding.
01:15:58Do you know why you're going, Hoobare?
01:16:01They like our personalities?
01:16:03Tell them, Coach.
01:16:05You're going because of the video.
01:16:07And the Jumbotron?
01:16:09What?
01:16:10I knew it!
01:16:11Yeah.
01:16:12Hey, you're going as a halftime joke.
01:16:16They want you to play so they can make fun of you.
01:16:18Sorry.
01:16:19Why?
01:16:20Well, a dean got a call from National, and, you know, it seems like you guys spiked the
01:16:28ratings, so they offered him $10,000 if you attend.
01:16:32What can I tell you?
01:16:33You are popular.
01:16:34Well, $10,000 is enough to get us to Nationals.
01:16:38Forget it, Zoe.
01:16:38It's over.
01:16:39What?
01:16:40Why can't we play?
01:16:41Why can't we play?
01:16:43It's what we love to do.
01:16:44It's what we want to do.
01:16:46Who cares if we suck?
01:16:47Who cares if we're a joke?
01:16:48Who cares?
01:16:49I care.
01:16:50Me too.
01:16:51No, no.
01:16:51You guys don't care, okay?
01:16:53Or you shouldn't care.
01:16:55Look, let's just go and give them some entertainment.
01:16:58Let's give them some fun.
01:16:59Coach, will you still drive us to Miami?
01:17:03We should still go, all right?
01:17:04Even if we suck.
01:17:05Yeah.
01:17:06Even if we suck.
01:17:08I know I suck.
01:17:09We all suck.
01:17:10Okay.
01:17:12Coach?
01:17:13Ah, we made it this far.
01:17:18I'm at the pawn shop now, you idiot.
01:17:20I need my fucking money.
01:17:23Yes, all of you.
01:17:26Let's have a look.
01:17:29Get in.
01:17:50Wait, what's that sound?
01:17:52What?
01:17:59What the hell is that?
01:18:05We're all going to die.
01:18:07Hey.
01:18:08You settled down.
01:18:09I've got this.
01:18:10Something or someone doesn't want us to make it.
01:18:13I can't do fucking beating.
01:18:15I can't drive the mist.
01:18:19What?
01:18:20What is that, hail?
01:18:34Jesus, talk about the temperature dropping.
01:18:37Close the window.
01:18:38You're a libertarian.
01:18:50You said you don't let me in.
01:18:52Broward County now being called for a mandatory evacuation.
01:18:56With me now is a representative from the Severe Storm Forecast Center.
01:18:59John, what is your take on this freak storm?
01:19:01This appears to be the largest M6 storm in the East Coast.
01:19:04How far are we away from the stadium?
01:19:06We've never seen anything like this in just a few miles.
01:19:09We have to get there.
01:19:11Maybe they're going to postpone the national.
01:19:13No, if we don't show up, we forfeit.
01:19:15That's the rule.
01:19:16Well, you know what?
01:19:17Let me drive and we'll win the national.
01:19:23We're going to win the national.
01:19:27Yeah!
01:19:27Yeah!
01:19:28We're going to be okay.
01:19:42We're going to be okay.
01:19:44Guys, calm down, calm down.
01:20:14We've made it!
01:20:15Fuck it, we're over here!
01:20:24Everything disappeared.
01:20:26Jesus.
01:20:26This had to be a...
01:20:28A hurricane, Category 5.
01:20:31Took everything out.
01:20:32So what, no nationals?
01:20:34No.
01:20:36Of course.
01:20:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, we just...
01:20:39Yeah, I mean, we're from Woodville, man.
01:20:41We just drove a gazillion miles through this competition.
01:20:44Did you not just see that massive storm?
01:20:46So?
01:20:48So there's nobody else showed up.
01:20:50You can't have a competition with nobody to compete with.
01:20:53But we came all this way.
01:20:55Well, wait, if there's no competition, that means we're the winners,
01:20:58because no one else showed up, right?
01:21:00Win what?
01:21:02Look, there are no other bands here.
01:21:05You were the only ones crazy enough to come out in this mess.
01:21:07Well, technically, everyone else forfeited since they didn't show up.
01:21:11Therefore, we win.
01:21:13She might be right.
01:21:15You know what?
01:21:15Whatever.
01:21:17Here you go.
01:21:18Be my guest.
01:21:19Congratulations.
01:21:19Congratulations.
01:21:28You guys heard it.
01:21:39Some good shit there, huh?
01:21:47Oh, wow.
01:21:48Maybe they put a drink in there.
01:21:54You know, we didn't even...
01:21:56I know.
01:21:57But apparently, this victory was a big one.
01:22:00The chairman called me personally to tell me we have a whole new support team.
01:22:04Boosters, investors, you name it.
01:22:07They just came out of the woodwork.
01:22:10You know, you really all did a very good job for our school.
01:22:14And I owe you one.
01:22:15Really.
01:22:16So if you need or want anything,
01:22:19say the word.
01:22:22Anything?
01:22:22Anything?
01:22:31Anything?
01:22:35My, oh my.
01:22:38Feels like the whole world's got you down.
01:22:42You've lost your love for life
01:22:45And just so far now can't be found
01:22:50Don't let the stars above tell you I'm down
01:22:55We're back.
01:22:57Oh, yeah.
01:23:00Jello!
01:23:01Woo!
01:23:02You gotta keep on, you better keep on
01:23:08Don't let the times get too shallow
01:23:12Keep on rising, keep on shining
01:23:16The sun is now
01:23:19I've just won't dig it so the whole world sees it shine
01:23:26Shine on like a diamond, baby
01:23:30You can't be lazy, but sometimes
01:23:34Don't let the stars above tell you I'm down
01:23:39Take this shit right off of that show
01:23:45It's your man forever
01:23:47You gotta keep on, you better keep on
01:23:52Don't let the times get you down
01:23:56Keep on rising, keep on shining
01:24:00The time is now
01:24:04Keep on living, keep on giving
01:24:07Don't let the times get too shallow
01:24:11Keep on moving, keep on shining
01:24:15The time is now
01:24:18You gotta change, let's set up face
01:24:23So you have life, you can't believe
01:24:27In my heart, in my heart, in my heart
01:24:31It's all I've ever known
01:24:36Keep on living, keep on shining
01:24:42Keep on living, keep on shining
01:24:44Don't let the times get too shallow
01:24:47Keep on living, keep on shining
01:24:48Keep on living, keep on shining
01:24:52Keep on shining
01:24:53Keep on shining, keep on shining
01:24:56Don't let the times get too shallow
01:24:59Keep on laughing, keep on laughing
01:25:03The time is now
01:25:06Keep on pushing, keep on pushing
01:25:10Don't let the times get too shallow
01:25:13Keep on living, keep on shining
01:25:15Keep on living, keep on shining
01:25:17Keep on shining, keep on shining
01:25:20Keep on, keep on, keep on
01:25:22Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on.
01:26:52Allow me to take the time to apologize.
01:27:00It seems that lately I fade away into the night.
01:27:06I cannot promise that things will end up all right.
01:27:14So, baby, be careful.
01:27:19Promise you'll hold on tight.
01:27:22Let's take this trip together.
01:27:26Let's pretend that it's forever.
01:27:30All right.
01:27:32Tonight.
01:27:34Pray to God.
01:27:35May we come alive.
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