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00:00Hey.
00:30okay okay i'm coming love you send me photos of the place i will
00:41or of anything else you think i like
00:44hey
00:49hey
00:51did you see how nice this place was yeah it's super nice
00:57you guys like living together now no
01:02did you guys just say i love you to each other yeah
01:08what what
01:12nothing
01:15that's sweet
01:18happy for you guys
01:21thank you
01:22where did you get this little
01:27sweater
01:28you stole it from my grandma
01:29it's not nice
01:31give it back
01:33are you kind of surprised that chloe invited us
01:37yeah i was thinking that
01:40she makes us watch me do karaoke for three hours again
01:43i'm leaving
01:44no
01:45do you know how many people are coming to this
01:50no i don't know any of them i'm guessing even if it's like small
01:57wait why is chloe's dude's name again
02:02her fiance
02:04i know he's i know he's a landlord
02:14okay
02:14it's not helpful
02:16it's so gross i don't know why you guys like it
02:25i think it's i think it's good okay
02:27it's really good you just have to try with the right creamer
02:30not this is what's good
02:31this is also pretty good i would have to do
02:33can you pass me some strawberries
02:35yeah we need more strawberries
02:38yes yes
02:38okay
02:39wait oh wait the crackers the crackers the whole thing or just yeah all of them why not
02:43did you tell them
02:44here what
02:45okay
02:47do you guys think that
02:49men need to disclose when they take viagra
02:53let's
02:53what
02:54i just found out that cameron has been taking viagra practically the entire time we've been
03:01together
03:01and he never told her
03:03isn't viagra just for old men
03:05i think we would be surprised a lot of young guys take it
03:09there's an ed epidemic it has something to do with the uprise of microplastics
03:13mm-hmm i think that's fine there's nothing wrong with taking viagra
03:17hey but isn't there principle there though like does he take it just assuming you're gonna have sex
03:23i don't think that's how viagra works it's not like you have to fuck after taking it
03:28are you sure
03:30i should have no idea
03:33how long have you guys been together again three years
03:40oh your hair looks so good
03:48mm-hmm
03:48thank you
03:49the cut like highlights your cheese bones
03:52i gotta blow out for this i'm hoping it'll last all weekend
03:55oh it will
03:57cheers
03:59cheers
04:00cheers
04:01yay
04:02i'd be pissed if peter didn't tell me he was taking viagra
04:05really
04:06yeah that would make it seem like he is actually hiding something
04:10hiding what
04:11hiding what
04:12i don't know
04:13that he's not attracted to me
04:16okay but i think that's why they would do it though because they don't want you to think that
04:23i know but just be honest
04:26be honest
04:31some guy named johnny he was 20 so i thought he was extremely cool
04:39how old were you
04:41i was 15
04:43yeah made me a bunch of roman cokes in the trunk of his car
04:47thanks
04:48thanks
04:49it was consensual
04:50i told him i was 18
04:52he was nice i swear
04:53a nice man he should be in jail
04:55wait
04:56you're dating peter malice
04:58oh yeah
04:59do you know him
05:00no but my friend dated him a while ago and she checks his socials like a maniac
05:04she saw a photo of you two
05:06i told him not to post that
05:08you guys are exclusive
05:09i guess so
05:10hello
05:11she said i love you to him when i picked her up earlier
05:13when did this happen
05:15a few months ago
05:16well when do i get to meet him
05:17he's around
05:18yeah if you go to the most pretentious places in the city
05:22you don't like him
05:24she hates him
05:25no i don't he hates me
05:27no he's just threatened by you
05:29why is he threatened by your best friend
05:31i don't know probably cause he knows i love her more than him
05:34um
05:35no
05:36okay guys just one more song i promise
05:41are you lonesome tonight
05:47do you miss me tonight
05:51are you sorry we drifted apart
05:57does your memory stray
06:02to a brighter summer day
06:05when i kissed you
06:07and called you sweetheart
06:12you guys
06:15be honest
06:17is it bad that i'm marrying a landlord
06:20no
06:21no
06:22no
06:23we can't
06:24honestly
06:25that's his passion
06:26he really does love it
06:27yeah
06:28i mean he loves you
06:29no
06:30no
06:31no
06:32no
06:33no
06:34no
06:35do you think they'll have kids
06:40probably
06:41that is so freaky
06:43oh yeah
06:44do you think you and peter will have kids
06:47oh my god we've been together for three months
06:49so you guys are saying i love you
06:51you know i don't want kids
06:54does he
06:55i think so
06:57doesn't that scare you
06:59what
07:00what if you guys are dating for five years
07:03and then
07:04you it ends because you don't want to have kids and he did
07:08and you knew that the whole time and that's something you could have prevented
07:11prevented
07:12the whole relationship the whole five years is just a waste
07:16jesus i don't look at it like that
07:19maybe he'll change his mind way too early to think about that
07:23well i know that i'm never going to find love because i don't want to have kids so
07:27shut up you're going to find love
07:29no seriously like every man subconsciously stops being attracted to me as soon as i tell them that i don't want to have kids
07:37okay then those ones suck
07:42look
07:43if we both end up single because we both don't want kids at least we love each other
07:47and we can have our own wedding
07:49get off me please
07:50come on why don't you ever let me love you
07:52what do you mean
07:54you huged chloe earlier
07:56yeah but that's
07:58because i had to that's why i hate them
08:01it's like an obligation
08:02you've got to get over that
08:19ruby
08:23do you want me to move my hand
08:25tell me if you want me to move my hand
08:26tell me if you want me to move my hand
08:46spread your legs then
08:48grab a practiced
08:51find me
08:52girl
09:14guess what we need?
09:15Hey.
09:21Hi, morning.
09:24God, this is a mess.
09:29You okay?
09:32Yeah, yeah.
09:38Do you ever have those dreams where you wake up and...
09:45and you go about your day and you get ready and everything feels normal,
09:50but then you wake up and you're still in bed,
09:54so you're like, oh, was I sleeping or was that real?
09:58Like, lucid dreaming?
10:01No, like, I don't have control over it.
10:07It's like, but I can still feel everything.
10:12I have, like, full thoughts and sensation.
10:18Hmm.
10:20I don't know.
10:21Sounds freaky.
10:24Yeah, it was just a weird feeling.
10:28But this super shitty guy just posted it and I was like...
10:32Oh, my God.
10:33That's really bad.
10:34Oh, like, why? Is it just me?
10:36No!
10:37Yeah, you know, it happens when you stop wanting it.
10:41You can't force it. It's crazy.
10:42I met Cameron when I had completely given up.
10:45Oh.
10:46And he pursued me.
10:47I just really hate that narrative, though.
10:49It's like pretending that you don't want something
10:53in the hopes that you'll get the thing that you're pretending that you don't want.
10:59Like, it just doesn't, it doesn't make any sense.
11:02I just feel like it just makes people feel pathetic.
11:07Oh.
11:08You're not pathetic.
11:09No.
11:11Oh.
11:12You're not pathetic.
11:13You're just a romantic.
11:14Yeah.
11:16Yeah.
11:24I think we're gonna go to the beach.
11:26Okay.
11:27Okay.
11:31You good?
11:33Yeah.
11:38Why?
11:40You seem...
11:49Oh, my God.
11:50What?
11:54Oh, it's so beautiful!
11:55Wow!
11:58Okay!
12:00Woo!
12:01Look how pretty it is!
12:04Oh, my God.
12:05I don't want to fit too close to the water, but I do want to be open here.
12:07No, absolutely not.
12:08I know this one.
12:10It's hot.
12:12How's my veil?
12:13It's super cute.
12:14It's, like, all floofy and in the wind.
12:16It's so cute.
12:17Is this okay?
12:18What do I do?
12:19Lower your left shoulder.
12:20Oh, doll.
12:21Oh, wait, wait, wait.
12:23I forgot I brought these.
12:24I love that.
12:25Is that camera?
12:26Yeah.
12:27So creepy.
12:28Why did you choose this photo?
12:29How's my floe in it?
12:30Oh, my God.
12:31I love it.
12:32Okay, all right.
12:33Ready?
12:34Ready?
12:35And one, two, three.
12:36So fucking cute.
12:37I'm still smiling behind the scenes.
12:39Okay.
12:40Ten seconds.
12:41Ten seconds.
12:42And photos.
12:43I don't think I like that.
12:44All right, let's do it again.
12:45I think it's going to do or not.
12:46I think it's going to do or not.
12:47Maybe.
12:48Maybe.
12:49Maybe.
12:50Maybe.
12:51Maybe.
12:52Maybe.
12:53Maybe.
12:54Maybe.
12:55Maybe.
12:56Maybe.
12:57Maybe.
12:58Maybe.
12:59Maybe.
13:00Maybe.
13:01Maybe.
13:02Maybe.
13:03Maybe.
13:04Maybe.
13:05Maybe.
13:06Maybe more.
13:07Maybe.
13:08Maybe.
13:09Maybe more?
13:10Do you want to do it?
13:11Do it, do it, do it?
13:12Is this like cute normal or like?
13:13Do it cute?
13:14Okay.
13:15Cute, fun.
13:16I think that looks cute.
13:17There's one more.
13:18One more.
13:19Ready?
13:20Fun poses on this one.
13:28Do you think I actually have those shit together?
13:31Who?
13:32Chloe and Cameron.
13:34I mean, she seems happy.
13:38She seems scared.
13:40Well, it is scary.
13:43I could never be a landlord.
13:46I don't know. Maybe I could.
13:49No, you would be a terrible landlord.
13:52What? I'd be so good at it.
13:55No, you wouldn't. You would be getting sued left and right.
13:58I'd be like a novelty landlord.
14:00So their friends would always be like,
14:01whoa, you guys are a really cool landlord.
14:04Stop saying landlord.
14:31You would be a good landlord until a dishwasher broke.
14:46Okay, so I'd send them a nice dishwasher catalog and let them pick out a new one.
14:53A dishwasher catalog?
14:55Yeah.
14:56Okay, too bad catalogs are dead.
14:58I'm sure there's a dishwasher catalog still being produced somewhere in the world.
15:03I highly doubt that.
15:10Thank you so much. Bye, ladies.
15:11Bye.
15:12Bye.
15:13Bye.
15:14Bye.
15:15Bye.
15:16Bye.
15:17Bye.
15:18Bye.
15:19Bye.
15:20Bye.
15:24Bye.
15:26Oh, it's so pretty.
15:27This is so sweet.
15:28Yeah.
15:29Oh, it's really nice.
15:31Yeah.
15:32Yeah, really nice?
15:33I'm going to come back.
15:34Yeah, me, too.
15:35Thank you so much.
15:36Bye, ladies.
15:37Bye.
15:39Bye.
15:42Bye.
15:43Bye.
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