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00:00Take it as a compliment means you've got a soul.

00:02I don't want a soul. I want money.

00:06I'm not gonna slap my brother.

00:11I just don't think when people are heading out for their night of laughs

00:14that they want to strap in for an info session on Australia's problem with domestic violence, right?

00:19It's a downer.

00:20Yeah, I just really don't want to have to put in sex jokes into my political comedy.

00:25I think it might be a bit reductive.

00:27Yep, okay.

00:29Well, where do you see yourself in five years?

00:31Oh, I'd love to have a new satire type show.

00:34You know, something that focuses on global female identifying political and social issues.

00:38Yeah, okay.

00:39Yeah.

00:40That show? Never gonna exist in this country.

00:45Why?

00:46Well, defamation laws for one.

00:48But doesn't that just like add to the relevance of the show?

00:51Listen, as noble as it is, no one's gonna commission a show for an audience of like two.

00:56Rachel, I really like you.

00:59You're a decent person.

01:00You're funny.

01:01But I know how to read the market and I know how to sell comedians.

01:05And if you're not willing to take on any of my advice, I just don't see a path for us to move forward.

01:10Yeah.

01:11Yeah, yeah.

01:12Right.

01:13Can I say one more thing?

01:14And...

01:15Yes.

01:16Please.

01:17I'm listening.

01:18No, it's not my place.

01:19No, please.

01:20I'm listening.

01:21Just go on antidepressants.

01:22You won't care as much.

01:23Rachel Wallace?

01:24Yes.

01:25Ben.

01:26That's the name.

01:27Um...

01:28What?

01:29Janice Riley, isn't it?

01:30You were an agent?

01:31No.

01:32No.

01:33No.

01:34No.

01:35No.

01:36No.

01:37No.

01:38No.

01:39No.

01:40No.

01:41No.

01:42No.

01:43No.

01:44No.

01:45No.

01:46No.

01:47No.

01:48No.

01:49No.

01:50You were an agent?

01:51No.

01:52Oh, that's a shame.

01:53I'm from Netflix.

01:54And, uh, we just loved Rachel's show.

01:56We won a commission.

01:57It's absolute cracker.

01:58Absolute chookers.

01:59And, uh, you just missed out on 10%.

02:02Okay.

02:03Whatever, mate.

02:04Bye-bye.

02:05Fuck.

02:07What the fuck?

02:08Ah, it was worth a shot.

02:10You know, she's an idiot if she doesn't want to sign you.

02:15I'm 10K in debt.

02:16I sunk 10,000 into this show.

02:23She was meant to be a short thing.

02:32Oh, my God.

02:33Oh, my God.

02:35Mom's still here?

02:36Oh, no.

02:37She left.

02:38She said, well done.

02:39Is mum still here?

02:50Oh no, she left.

02:51She said well done.

02:57There's just some workmates out

02:59and I thought you might want to join.

03:03It'll be Expenster's Christmas dreams.

03:06Yeah, of course.

03:09It's good on you, Reg.

03:20You know, for sticking your guns.

03:24Nobody fucking does that.

03:30And I can feel your break coming.

03:32I know it.

03:33And, um, I got some antidepressants for you.

03:47What?

03:48No, I chew my mouth apart, so...

04:00Sorry.

04:12Good thing when senseless looked out

04:15On the face of steel

04:17When the snow did round about

04:21Deep and crisp and veer

04:23Brightly shone the moon that night

04:27No, the frost was cruel

04:29When a poor man came in sight

04:33Gathering winter blue

04:35Hear the page and stand by me

04:41If thou knowest it telling

04:44Yonder peasant

04:46Who is he?

04:47Where and what his dwellings

04:51I said that is what?

04:55I think they're paying dividends.

04:56Oh, there he is.

04:56Hello.

04:57Oh, shoot.

04:59Hide the new chat, fellas.

05:00Jermaine Greer's here to order us.

05:03Shot?

05:03Yes, please.

05:04Covered in lube all over my arms.

05:06Oh, Benny Libby.

05:07Exactly.

05:07Must be it's here in a full suit

05:09Like an absolute spanner.

05:11And superstar comedian, right?

05:13Taking over the world, are you?

05:15Absolutely not.

05:15We were just discussing up

05:16The poop and prostate checks.

05:18But I've got a question for you, Rach.

05:20Peg and the patriarchy

05:21Does it backfire if they fucking love it?

05:23I'm just bewildered and impressed

05:24That you even got that reference.

05:26You shouldn't judge so quickly.

05:28Not all men.

05:28Just quit with your head,

05:30You fucking moron.

05:31Oh, my God.

05:32So you too, man.

05:33Yeah.

05:34Hear the page and stand by me

05:37If I'm ghosting Kelly

05:40You have to be.

05:42Anyway, 400-person theatre.

05:44She's killing it.

05:45Has everyone there

05:46Absolutely, like, eating

05:47Out of the palm of her hands.

05:49Wow.

05:50I don't know what theatre you were in,

05:51But I was in an empty warehouse

05:52With, what, three people

05:53Sitting on milk crates.

05:54You and Mum included.

05:55No, the first rule of sales,

05:56It was a 4,000-person stadium.

05:58Oh, can I tell my bank that?

06:00No, you can tell the guy

06:01You want to root tonight.

06:02Oh, see, look, no.

06:03Now you're just assuming my sexuality.

06:05You're frustrated

06:06And using self-deprecation

06:07To cover your groveling self-esteem.

06:09It's written all over your face.

06:10Oi.

06:11Oh.

06:11No, that's fine.

06:13As opposed to, what,

06:15Using bullshit bravado

06:16To compensate for, what,

06:18Aching insecurity, loneliness,

06:20And by the look of those pants,

06:22A very tiny dick.

06:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

06:25See, I would hire you on the spot

06:27If you had the ruthlessness.

06:29That was a good roast.

06:30You can't fault me on that.

06:31You've got to see the rules of teeth

06:32When you open your mouth, you know.

06:33Take it as a compliment.

06:35Means you've got a soul.

06:35I don't want a soul.

06:37I want money.

06:38You know, get a personal trailer

06:39And eventually a bodycon dress.

06:41No, you don't.

06:42Yes, I do.

06:43My ambition for, you know,

06:44Connecting to people

06:45Has slowly turned into an ambition

06:46For fucking benzo prescriptions.

06:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

06:49Rach, you're a good girl.

06:50More than anyone here could say.

06:52Good girls on pedestals.

06:53Yeah, that's exactly what's gonna

06:54Bridge that gender pay gap.

06:56You've got integrity.

06:57You should be fucking proud.

06:59Sick.

06:59Integrity.

06:59Yeah, actually I need a strap

07:02You know, put onto my straight jacket later.

07:05Are you able to help me?

07:06What are you talking about?

07:08Just do another bump.

07:10Yeah?

07:10And talk about your sluts.

07:13Hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

07:14So, what's its down in salary?

07:38Oh, uh, well it's 120k, excluding bonuses.

07:42Are you fucking serious?

07:45Well, I'd start you on 80 because I'd need to train you up for six months.

07:49Are you fucking serious?

07:51No, he's not, and you don't know anything about finances.

07:54I'm serious, why not? I mean, you're incredibly personable,

07:57you're extremely intelligent, you're a great laugh.

08:00I mean, that's 90% of the job right there.

08:03But you've got to be ruthless.

08:06Yeah, you've got to be a cunt.

08:08I can be a cunt.

08:09You're hitting me over the head with a skipping rope

08:11and 10 doesn't count.

08:12No, you're the type of person to call HR day one

08:14asking for stress leave so you can write an angry feminist think piece

08:17by the end of the week.

08:19Okay, so all I heard from that was,

08:21hey, Rach, I'm really jealous of the way you can process

08:24your emotions maturely.

08:26And I guess all that's left to say is,

08:28hey, Diles, when was the last time you cried?

08:32Well?

08:33When my mum killed herself.

08:34Oh, is that why you hate women so much?

08:36No.

08:43Did your mum really kill herself?

08:49Yes.

08:50Oh, my God.

08:51I am so sorry.

08:52I'm so...

08:53I didn't...

08:54I thought you were joking.

08:55Oh, come on.

08:56I didn't...

08:57Come on.

08:58Go back out now.

08:59No, that's not being ruthless.

09:00That's just being a sociopath.

09:01She's been talking to my girlfriend.

09:05Fine.

09:06So it's been, what,

09:07ten years since you've had unconditional love from a woman?

09:10Stop it, Rach.

09:11That's not you.

09:12That's not you?

09:13Or...

09:14Or he doesn't believe in you?

09:16Mate, I'm her biggest fucking champion.

09:18You know, shut the fuck up and let her shine.

09:20Okay, excuse me.

09:21I don't need you two men speaking for me.

09:23Alright?

09:24Especially not a parody of a Hugo Boss ad.

09:27Yeah?

09:28A reminder of hair regrowth treatment.

09:32Hey!

09:33What?

09:38Yeah.

09:39Oh, it's so good.

09:40Breathe out through your nose.

09:42Breathe in.

09:44Oh, I love you.

09:49So he leaves the body grows underneath the mountain.

09:55Bring me flesh and bring me wine.

09:59Bring me pine logs hither.

10:02Thou and I will see him dine

10:05When we bear them thither.

10:08Age and water,

10:10forth they went,

10:12forth they went together.

10:15Through the rudings find the weight

10:18and the beetle bread.

10:20Thanks for taking my wonderful walks.

10:23It's all good.

10:24If it is like a little thumb cock, for example, right?

10:30Wouldn't you rather that's over nice and quick?

10:33No, no, no, no.

10:34That's where I draw the line.

10:36We use with the corrupting of my sister.

10:39No more.

10:40Who's trying to corrupt your sister?

10:42I'm trying to give her a job.

10:44I'm trying to get her off the fucking poverty line.

10:47He's not giving you a job.

10:48Why not?

10:49Absolutely fucking would.

10:54Hey, I'll make it more tangible.

10:58Yeah, fuck it.

10:59See this watch?

11:01This watch equates to my job offer.

11:07If you can show us you've got what it takes,

11:09that's yours.

11:10It's $20,000, that.

11:14Okay.

11:15You've done something bad.

11:16Something mean once in your life, right?

11:17Run away from home.

11:18Stole the fucking choppa chop.

11:19Didn't return a library book.

11:20Speeding ticket.

11:21Okay.

11:22Um.

11:23Ah.

11:24Ah.

11:25Ah.

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11:55Yeah, I can do it.

11:56Ah.

11:57Ah.

11:58Raych.

11:59Can you keep me something?

12:00Come on.

12:02Nah, the worst thing she's done is cut herself the last time she got ghosted.

12:06Ay.

12:08And wind her up?

12:11No, she's...

12:13She's...

12:14She's here.

12:18She's here.

12:25So, O'Connor, your one degree from suicide is your mum?

12:28What's yours, Gareth, your wife?

12:30Oh, right.

12:32So much money, yet so little self-worth.

12:34Gosh, I'd love the confidence and bank balance

12:37of a barely average white male.

12:39Better to be a rich average man than a poor average woman.

12:42Tell me, O'Connor, would you still visit your mother

12:44if necrophilia were legal?

12:46Oh, that's cool.

12:48Oh, fucking, whoa!

12:51Alright, well, it's good to know that roasting's become

12:54the new litmus test for being a cunt.

12:56No, pushing a coke addiction and then slapping your girlfriend

12:59on the come down is, yeah.

13:05Oh, but what's my one degree?

13:09I know.

13:11Picking my brother up from 48-hour suicide watch

13:13after she dumped you.

13:24Slap him.

13:26I'm not gonna slap my brother.

13:28Okay, that's assault.

13:29It's a game, you fucking shrewd.

13:32I don't want to slap him.

13:35What's that?

13:38Fucking slap him.

13:39Do it.

13:40Do it.

13:44Come on, do it.

14:10I had some white behind it.

14:40Come on, do it.

15:10Come on, do it.

15:22Come on, do it.

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