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00:00Randall Hicks, Matthew Griffin, and Charles Newman.
00:04Go to the Dean's office at once.
00:10You have presumably caused millions of dollars in damages against this university.
00:17Is there anything you wish to say in your defense?
00:20Look, Randall. It's Kanye in the flesh.
00:23Hey, that was racist, man. He's not Kanye, I think.
00:30You do not understand how serious this is!
00:34Please. I'll make my puppy eyes if that's what you want.
00:38That won't be necessary.
00:40Good, because I've been told my puppy eyes are more terrifying than cute.
00:44I, uh, I guess I had too much to drink last night, huh?
00:49I come out of the bushes and light up a cigar, and did I say, I love it when a plan comes together?
00:56I do have some cigars, don't I?
00:58Our witnesses saw you in certain places doing some suspicious… stuff.
01:04What if I kill it? Will I become the new pet then?
01:07Boy, you're scaring me already.
01:09Oh, then wait till you see my puppy eyes.
01:11Objection!
01:23You can search me if you want.
01:29Really?
01:30On second thought, no.
01:32Oh, dude. It's like those King Arthur legends, but with lots of alcohol and inside betrayals.
01:37No, wait. It's exactly the same.
01:40Stop calling them comic books. The proper name is graphic novels.
01:45We're screwed, aren't we?
01:47Be warned, though. What I'm about to narrate might destroy some people's minds.
01:53Too late for that.
01:55It holds the perfect balance between a bachelor pad and mutant turtle's hideaway with a slight, subtle touch of serial killer hideout.
02:03Me and the voices in my head. Thank you for your kind doings.
02:08Okay, where the hell am I?
02:38If it turns out I died, I'm going to be so pissed.
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