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I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Season 25 Episode 11
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00:12We're about to get eaten alive, guys.
00:16Oh, I can do something!
00:22Licorice all sorts.
00:24How many fish do you have? Three.
00:26And she's still got a bag.
00:27It's each way for himself now.
00:29I've got a mouth to feed, which is mine.
00:36You are all about to become rivals.
00:40Are we all good to go?
00:55Absolutely disgusting.
00:58The winning celebrity will return to Win City.
01:02The losing celebrity will be heading to Doomsville.
01:06They've been standing together as one.
01:12But tonight they turn on each other.
01:14And none of them are given an inch.
01:16The battle of the rivals has begun.
01:18Here on I'm a Celebrity.
01:20Get me out of here!
01:23Get me out of here!
01:24Unbelievable!
01:25Oh!
01:26I'm achied, and it's all in my life.
01:27The winning nominee will return to Win City.
01:29I have the winner of the franchise.
01:30You must start with the winner of the franchise.
01:32The winning celebrity will return to Win City.
01:33I have the winner of the franchise.
01:34We will return to Win City.
01:35The winning debut is to win.
01:37Hello, good morning, good evening and welcome to Australia,
01:59where, so far, 12 celebrities have been one big happy family.
02:04Which is just as well, because there's nothing worse than people pretending to like each other for the sake of a TV show.
02:15But suddenly, their deadly rivals go on head-to-head, toe-to-toe, pig-brain-to-pig-brain.
02:21And trust me, tonight's show's got it all.
02:23There's a rapper in a bath of entrails, a lioness munching on fish eyeballs...
02:27And ruby wax counting snakes.
02:31If snake counting doesn't keep the watching, I'm not sure what will.
02:35Yeah, but we start tonight with a storm hitting camp.
02:39Well, I mean, where else would you find weather like this?
02:41Manchester.
02:42Where?
02:42Manchester!
02:43We all got absolutely drenched in the night.
03:11It's like Fred Astaire was tap-dancing on our heads all night long.
03:14It was wild.
03:16My love, go swimming with me.
03:19Oh, I've missed your twinkle, milady.
03:21Where's my twinkle?
03:22Your twinkle's alive this morning.
03:24He's with me again.
03:26I can think of myriad ways to compensate for my misdeeds.
03:29Oh, my liege, I blush to my core.
03:31I woke up this morning and it was like I'd left the telly on last night and Bridgesome was still on.
03:39I don't know.
03:40It's like living in a theatre school.
03:42Oh, shit, damn, shit, damn, shit, damn.
03:44If I was at home and that happened, I'd be shouting,
03:46What are you doing?
03:48What?
03:49Keep it quiet.
03:50But in the jungle with my new friends, just let them go.
03:55Let them have the floor.
03:58Oh, man.
04:00It fell down, didn't it?
04:02Yeah, I mean, it was raining all night.
04:05The king and his deputy didn't get wetteth.
04:15I don't think my towel's been dry since I got here.
04:18No.
04:19No.
04:21I've only got a nice, warm towel.
04:25Fluffy, white, tumble-dry towel.
04:27Fluffy towel.
04:28Oh, my God.
04:29Oh, that'd be so nice.
04:31Oh, my God, that's so cold.
04:34Oh, my God.
04:39We all got absolutely drenched in the night.
04:42That freezing cold shower hits different on a wet, cold,
04:47kind of cloudy day.
04:48We call it our morning espresso because, honestly,
04:51after you've done it, it makes you feel amazing.
04:54Here you go.
04:55Good morning.
04:56Good morning, all.
05:04Oh, that, you hit me.
05:06Oh, ho, ho, ho.
05:08Good morning, beautiful people.
05:11Good morning.
05:12We're going to have an amazing day.
05:14Storm was a bit heavy last night, but got through it.
05:18Seeing all my campmates back in action.
05:20I really, like, consider these people my friends,
05:22which I never would have said that in the outside world.
05:26Never, ever, ever.
05:27I'm not even that kind of person to be, like, making friends.
05:32Do you get what I mean?
05:34Yesterday night is when I really...
05:36It really hit me what this experience is,
05:39because even during the storm,
05:43the family still comes first.
05:45Yeah, I think this morning I woke up and I was just like,
05:47oh, I felt like I had, like, two hours sleep,
05:49but seeing everybody instantly,
05:51I just felt better this morning.
05:54I feel, like, good now,
05:56and it's so nice to be around such a great group of people,
06:00so thank you all.
06:01Mm-hm.
06:03We're going to have a good day, though, guys.
06:05Yeah.
06:05Let me just get up for a second.
06:06Come on, now.
06:07We're a bit emotional.
06:07Let's get up for a second.
06:08Come on, come on.
06:08Let's get up, man.
06:10Let's get up for a second.
06:11Let's shake it up.
06:11Let's shake it up.
06:12Let's shake it up.
06:13Come on, come on.
06:14After free, can we say,
06:15and war, one, two, three.
06:17And war.
06:18After free, let's say,
06:19ah, ah, one, two, three.
06:20As a group, we have figuratively and literally weathered storms.
06:26It's so tight-knit.
06:28There isn't even a loose thread.
06:31It's califatient.
06:33After free, we're going to have a great day.
06:35One, two, three.
06:35We're going to have a great day.
06:37Yes.
06:38Come on, come on, team.
06:43Couldn't have put it better myself, Tom.
06:45It's califatient.
06:46It's califatient.
06:47It's califatient.
06:49Califatient.
06:49Yep, that's what I was thinking.
06:50What does it mean?
06:51I have no idea.
06:51I have no idea.
06:52But I did look it up in the Oxford English Dictionary.
06:55Yes.
06:55And the exact definition of califatient is
06:58faking happiness while standing next to Mandy Dingle in the drizzle.
07:02Perfect.
07:03Perfect word.
07:04Sums it up.
07:05Yeah.
07:05Right.
07:06To the moment we told the celebrities they'd be split into two rival camps.
07:10And it's hard for them because, as we said,
07:12this lot have become one big happy family from day one.
07:15Although, statistically, one in three Am-A-celebrity families do end in separation.
07:20Oh.
07:20The good news is they'll still have regular access to the little ones.
07:23Yes.
07:24They'll see us at the trial.
07:25Yeah.
07:26And they've promised to take a swim in at the weekends.
07:27Yeah.
07:29You are all about to become rivals.
07:34Today, all of you will be joining us at the trials area to find out who's up against who.
07:39Bye, guys.
07:40Bye, guys.
07:40Bye.
07:41Bye.
07:41We're all going to get to do one together.
07:44H, may the best man win.
07:47Boom.
07:48Big news delivered this morning.
07:50We are about to become rivals.
07:52Are we talking like Arsenal v Spurs or Arsenal v Chelsea?
07:57This is big.
07:58Who do you think is going to get teamed up with who?
08:00It's definitely going to be me and James.
08:02Me versus James.
08:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:03We joust each other.
08:05The next few days, it says, so.
08:06Mm, interesting.
08:08Very interesting.
08:09I think this is maybe the first time I've felt really nervous.
08:14You're competing with a family member.
08:17It's going to be a weird feeling.
08:18You cannot split the family, man.
08:20Let's be rivals with an undercurrent of enormous love.
08:23Yes.
08:24We're rivals with a lowercase r.
08:27Yeah.
08:28We're anything but rivals.
08:31Yes.
08:31It's going to be very interesting to see how the family,
08:35because that's what it is really,
08:37takes to being chopped up like a carrot
08:40and pitted against one another.
08:44That really will clear the pitch.
08:46No matter what happens in that trial area,
08:48we come back here as one, don't we?
08:50Yes.
08:51Yes, sir.
08:51We do.
08:52And if you lose, you laugh about it.
08:53If you win, you laugh about it.
08:55Yes.
08:55Are we all good to go?
08:57Yes.
08:57Are we all good to go?
08:59Yes.
08:59Yes, Barry!
09:00Yes, Barry!
09:02Let's go, Barry!
09:04There's going to be a winner.
09:05There's going to be a loser.
09:06And I'll be honest with you,
09:07even though they're all my campmates,
09:08I'm ready to go annihilate whoever's against me in that trial.
09:11So let's have it.
09:15What do you reckon?
09:15You're going to go up against Keller?
09:16I reckon I'm going to go up against you, Ginge.
09:18Me?
09:18And I'm going to kick your butt.
09:20No fighting here.
09:22We are rivals in name only.
09:25Nothing can separate this gang.
09:27We're two solid together.
09:28I don't know, if I have to eat like an animal's anus,
09:30I'm throwing you under the bus, Lisa.
09:34Yeah, we've been smashing it so far,
09:36and the trials have been our biggest enemy.
09:38But now, we're all each other's biggest enemy.
09:42Don't say it like that.
09:44And it's about to kick off.
09:46Hey, come on.
09:47What's happening here?
09:50Okay.
09:51Over this side, please.
09:53Hi, Tom.
09:53Hi, Tom.
09:54It's lovely to see you.
09:55Eddie, Jack, come on.
09:57Wow.
09:58Welcome to the Rivals Arena.
10:03Good response.
10:04Over the next few days,
10:05one of your campmates will become your rival.
10:10Who, that is,
10:11has been determined by the public.
10:14You will compete against your rival
10:16in a series of trials and challenges
10:18over the next few days.
10:21Now, these battles will determine
10:23who eats each night,
10:25and then, ultimately,
10:27who is up for the first vote-off.
10:30Oh, my God.
10:33Shall we find out what you're taking on?
10:34Yes!
10:36This is Rivals.
10:38There are six rounds.
10:39Each round will be taken on
10:41by a different pair,
10:43and you will be battling it out
10:44against your rival in a race
10:46to complete a different, gruesome trial.
10:49The winning celebrity
10:50from each pair of rivals
10:52will return to camp,
10:54but we've renamed camp
10:55as Wind City.
10:57Oh!
10:57You really want to be in Wind City.
11:00Okay.
11:00The losing celebrity
11:01from each pair
11:02will be heading to Doomsville,
11:04where they'll be eating rice and beans tonight.
11:09Oh, no!
11:09Oh, no!
11:11Okay.
11:12Time for the first round
11:13and the first pair of rivals.
11:17The public have voted
11:19Lisa
11:20versus
11:23Martin.
11:25Oh!
11:27Spicy!
11:28How do you feel about that, Lisa?
11:30Well, I'll give it my best go, yeah.
11:32There's evidently a soap war going on,
11:34so, yeah, we'll see what you've done.
11:36Martin, a formidable opponent.
11:38Really?
11:39Yeah, that is...
11:39Lisa is not one that I wanted,
11:41I have to say.
11:42All right.
11:43What will you be taking on, though?
11:45Rangers!
11:46Oh, wow.
11:48Oh, that does not look good.
11:52Round one is called face-off.
11:54In these boxes
11:56are fish guts and slime,
11:59along with two stars.
12:00You need to race
12:01to get both the stars
12:03using only your mouth.
12:05Oh!
12:06The first celebrity
12:07to correctly do this
12:09wins a place in Wind City.
12:11The losing celebrity
12:12is off to Doomsville.
12:14Martin, are you happy?
12:15Yeah, I'm good.
12:16Lisa, are you happy?
12:17Elated!
12:18Yay!
12:20Go on, Martin.
12:20Go on, Lisa.
12:20You can go on the sound of the klaxon.
12:22Hey, go on, guys!
12:32Welcome back to
12:33I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here,
12:35where it's going to be a scorcher today!
12:37Nice as they get in the sud creek!
12:39Time for the first of six
12:40head-to-head battles now.
12:42The winners of each one
12:43will be going to Wind City.
12:44The losers will be heading to Doomsville.
12:4740 years ago,
12:48Martin Kemp was living the life of Riley
12:50surrounded by stars at Live Aid.
12:52Now he's taking on Lisa Riley
12:54trying to find fish guts,
12:56trying to find stars
12:57in the fish guts
12:58with all the fish guts.
13:00Fish guts!
13:01Hey!
13:02Come on, guys!
13:04Oh!
13:06Looking for two stars each.
13:09That was an end trail.
13:11Oh!
13:12Is that a star?
13:19Yes, that's one.
13:21One star for Lisa.
13:22That's it.
13:23Oh!
13:25Lisa only needs one more star.
13:28She's booked a place
13:29and wins City.
13:31Oh, man.
13:31Martin's struggling.
13:32Hasn't got his first one yet.
13:33Hasn't.
13:37No!
13:37That was really good.
13:45And my boobs were in the way.
13:47I can tell.
13:48Well done, darling.
13:49Well done, Lisa.
13:53You now go to Wind City.
13:55Martin, you're off to Doomsville,
13:56I'm afraid.
13:57Making your way over
13:58to the stools of it.
14:00Well done, guys.
14:01That was a good first battle,
14:02wasn't it?
14:03Very good.
14:03Very good.
14:04What did it taste of?
14:05Fish, fish and more f***ing fish.
14:08Don't get any of that
14:09in Mandy's Munchbox, dude.
14:11Okay.
14:12Time for our second rivalry.
14:16The public have voted
14:17Kelly
14:19versus
14:21Vogue.
14:25They're cuddling now,
14:26but not for long.
14:27No one even got that one
14:28the size of my mate.
14:29That was me.
14:31Let's see what you're taking on.
14:32Okay.
14:33Rangers.
14:34The size of your mouth
14:41might still come in handy.
14:45Round two is called
14:46Mind Games.
14:48The first celebrity
14:49to eat the entire pig's brain
14:51will be declared the winner.
14:54Oh.
14:55Okay.
14:55You can start
14:57when you hear the klaxon.
14:59Let's go.
14:59Go on.
15:00Oh, wow.
15:01She's in.
15:02Oh, my God.
15:03Vogue's really gone for this.
15:12Vogue's in it.
15:13She's in.
15:16Oh, God.
15:18Oh, wow.
15:19Oh, wow.
15:20Got to keep it down to win.
15:21Here we go.
15:23Come on.
15:24Oh, wow.
15:25Oh, Kelly's eyes are watering.
15:27That's been in for four.
15:30Kelly is struggling.
15:31She's struggling.
15:32Oh, wow.
15:39How are you?
15:39How are you?
15:39How are you?
15:39Oh, well done.
15:52I'm disgusted about myself
15:55that I ate that.
15:57Well done, Vogue.
15:58You are off to win City.
15:59Unfortunately,
16:00doomsday for you, Kelly.
16:01I can smell it off my breath.
16:05Oh, I can smell it off your breath.
16:07Oh, FYI.
16:09Right.
16:10Time for rivalry three.
16:14The public have voted for Eddie.
16:16Yay.
16:17It will.
16:18To take on Jack.
16:21I knew it.
16:22I knew it.
16:23I knew it.
16:23Eddie, how'd you feel?
16:24This is what I needed
16:25to take me up a notch.
16:26Yeah, you've got to get
16:27in that competitive mindset.
16:28Jack, come on.
16:29How do you feel against
16:30going against Eddie?
16:31I can't fight my Eddie.
16:33Right, let's find out
16:34what you're taking on.
16:35Rangers.
16:38Oh, wow.
16:41Round three is called
16:43Mouthing Off.
16:44It's a race to remove
16:46the star using only
16:47your mouth and tongue.
16:49First celebrity to get
16:49their star off the thread
16:50will be declared
16:52the winner.
16:53Goggles on.
16:54You can go
16:56when you hear the glass.
17:00Come on.
17:00Let's go one.
17:01Come on.
17:01Oh, no.
17:04Oh.
17:05Other way.
17:06Other way, Eddie.
17:07Other way.
17:07Other way, Eddie.
17:08Oh, that's it, Eddie.
17:10That's it.
17:10That's it.
17:10That's it.
17:13More crinners joining you.
17:15Cockroach juice,
17:16cricket, mealworm.
17:18Eddie's catching up there.
17:22Wow.
17:22Look at that.
17:22Wow.
17:23Ice cream's done last long
17:26in his household.
17:29This is tight.
17:30This is close.
17:31This is close.
17:32What a competition.
17:36Oh.
17:37That is hot.
17:38This could go to VAR.
17:40This is so tight.
17:41Oh.
17:42So close.
17:43You there, Hollywood.
17:44What a sport.
17:45Who's it going to be?
17:47Who's it going to be?
17:48Oh.
17:49Oh.
17:50Yes!
17:51Yes!
17:52Yes!
17:53That was so close.
17:55Well done.
17:56Jack joins the guys in Wind City.
17:59Eddie is going to Doomsville.
18:01OK, time for round four.
18:03The public have voted for Ruby...
18:07...versus...
18:10...Tom.
18:11Yeah.
18:11Oh!
18:13I knew they would break us up.
18:14Shall we find out what you're going to face?
18:15Yeah.
18:16OK.
18:17Rangers!
18:23OK.
18:24We eat them?
18:24Come on up and stand behind the podium each, please.
18:28Round four.
18:30Snakey behaviour.
18:31Oh.
18:32Inside the boxes are a number of snakes.
18:35You've got two minutes to reach inside
18:37and count how many snakes are in there.
18:41Each box contains the same amount of snakes.
18:44As soon as you think you know the answer,
18:46write it down on the blackboard in front of you
18:48and the celebrity that is closest to the actual number of snakes
18:51will win.
18:53OK?
18:54Two minutes you've got in these boxes.
18:57Are you both ready?
18:58Yep.
18:58Yes.
18:59Yes?
19:00Good luck.
19:01You can start when you hear the klaxon.
19:04Come on.
19:05Take it easy.
19:06Take it nice and slow in there.
19:07OK.
19:09You don't want them to bite.
19:11I come in peace.
19:13As soon as you think you've got a number,
19:16write it on your blackboard and turn it face down.
19:25OK.
19:26Write it down and turn it...
19:27Turn that over.
19:30That's the one.
19:31Hold on.
19:32You've passed the same count.
19:34Count.
19:3640 seconds left.
19:39Or until you have both locked in an answer.
19:41I think it's eight.
19:42OK.
19:43Tom is locking in an answer.
19:45Just put that face down for us, Tom.
19:48OK.
19:49You have both locked in your answers.
19:52Ruby, what have you put?
19:54Four.
19:55Four.
19:56Tom, your answer was?
19:58Eight.
19:59Oh, very different.
20:01I can tell you that the correct answer is...
20:05Four snakes.
20:07Ruby.
20:10Spot on.
20:11Spot on.
20:13Tom, unfortunately, Doomsville awaits for you.
20:15Yes!
20:16Head on down.
20:18Take your stools.
20:19Right.
20:21Time for round five.
20:23Who's it going to be?
20:25I think we can guess.
20:27The public have voted for...
20:30Alex...
20:32versus...
20:34Shauna.
20:35Yay!
20:40Oh, no, it's the worst.
20:42It's the worst.
20:44Round five is called Eye to Eye,
20:47and it's a...
20:48I'm a celebrity classic.
20:50It's the old fish eye squeeze.
20:53You need to squeeze the juice out of the raw fish eyes
20:55and into the sieve using only your mouths.
20:59When your shot glass underneath the sieve
21:02is filled to the red line,
21:04then and only then can you down the shot.
21:08The first celebrity to down the full shot will win.
21:14Good luck, girls.
21:15Yeah, good luck, girls.
21:15Come on.
21:16You got this, girls.
21:16Come on.
21:17Come on, you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it.
21:19Go for it, girls.
21:20OK, the very best of luck.
21:22You can start popping when you hear the klaxon.
21:25Oh, my God.
21:27Woo!
21:32Pop it!
21:33Oh, mate.
21:35That was a good one.
21:37That was a good one from Shauna.
21:39Good pop, Shauna.
21:40Actually, I'm going to do it.
21:41Come on.
21:41You need to catch up here.
21:45Come on, Shauna.
21:45Come on, you can do it.
21:46I don't know.
21:46Come on, Shauna.
21:46Come on, Shauna.
21:47You can do it.
21:47Come on, Shauna.
21:48Come on, you can do it.
21:48Come on, Shauna.
22:01catch up here come on shana come on you can do it alex is doing well come on
22:06shauna you need to pick some big ones come on that's a great one that was a
22:11very good one oh my god you're doing really good you're
22:15doing really good oh my god it is so close this is a really big one that's
22:20great alex is slightly ahead oh good one shauna this is neck and neck it's eye
22:28to eye to eye oh it stinks oh my goodness
22:49I'm an immediate bomb
22:58well done alex wow it stinks that's rancid
23:06well done alex you're off to win city shauna
23:10unfortunately you're off to do so how was that alex
23:13absolutely disgusting but i just want to vomit
23:16oh you didn't make a big noise no you're very splash you're a very quiet
23:20okay time for the final round look at these what are you laughing at
23:28what's in your faces it is funny in in your eyes
23:34but now ready for whatever it is what it is let's go but if it was if it was swapped around right and it
23:39was us there they would have pitched us yeah of course they were off that's true we're coming for
23:43your job after this oh right we'll have to finish you off then won't we yeah
23:50h jinge the public have voted for you two to become rivals jinge way from manchester
23:57h way from manchester all right so that cancels each other out yeah
24:01doesn't mean anything well i've either way i have a way someone's gonna make manchester proud today
24:06exactly that's a good way of looking at it shall we find out what you're taking on yes sir rangers
24:17what the
24:21all of you hungry we're not we're not eating that i'll tell you now we're not eating that
24:30round six is called bloodbath
24:34you will each sit in a tank of offal oh my god then it's a race to scoop up the offal and get it
24:41into the box here oh the first celeb to get the offal to cross the red line will win all right let's
24:49get you in the tanks then you can get in as soon as you're ready come on boys come on down yeah oh
24:55oh it's a big one oh he's going for the big ones
25:23it's a big one oh
25:26what a stench that stinks man
25:28come on guys you're getting there
25:30yeah you're going keep going
25:32come on
25:33come on
25:34good job
25:36well done well done well done oh
25:48ginge has got it
25:49oh
25:51well done boys take the final two stools over there
25:55oh
25:56well done guys well done
25:58that stink
25:59oh you all right ginge
26:01oh
26:03oh
26:04oh you look traumatized ginge i am i think well well done it's just age hard luck that's it
26:10congratulations to lisa vogue jack ruby alex and ginge you can go to win city after this
26:20and you've earned yourself six meals for come tonight congratulations
26:25oh
26:29do we feel good
26:31yeah
26:32commiserations doomsville martin kelly eddie tom shauna h it is doomsville for you rice and beans for you all
26:43tonight but don't worry doomsville because all is not lost you see over the next couple of days
26:48there'll be more chances to do battle with your rivals oh winners please head back to win city go back that way
27:00bye guys bye guys see you later guys bye
27:04doomsville
27:09sorry it's a change of scenery have a nice night bye guys have a nice evening bye eddie
27:16wait till they get there i won't be very happy it'll stink nearly as bad as this
27:25they're off to doomsville yep doesn't sound great does it how do you get to doomsville by the
27:29way uh you turn left at loser creek yeah and then right at embarrassment track
27:33mm-hmm and if you get too humiliated on national television canyon you've gone too far too far
27:39it's gone too far but listen all is not lost for the doomsvillas there is a chance of redemption in
27:44the next trial you at home are going to choose one of the pairs to go head to head for a second
27:50time uh there's the six pairs on your screen now there's the rivals but which rivals will you choose
27:56to try and win food for their camp the vote is now open you can have your save by the alma celebrity up
28:02voting's free you can cast up to five votes and that vote closes in about 25 minutes time right
28:08time for a break we'll be right back to see the celebs settling into their new homes in
28:12win city and doomsville see for that in just a few minutes
28:15welcome back to i'm a celebrity get me out of here live from australia so the celebs have been split
28:28into two camps the losers were heading for doomsville while the victors were off to win city although
28:33although i'm going to be pedantic here i am right technically is it actually a city yes it is
28:40huh there's a cathedral behind the dunny
28:56what's going on
28:57oh there's a duvet the telephone box as well yes look oh we've got new logs our bombs will be
29:10alive again look at our home we've had a little makeover in camp new bedding all clean oh my gosh
29:19i am so delighted that i managed to win oh look at this i'm loving the purple theme
29:27it's like willy wonka in the jungle our purple palace is absolutely delightful and look at the
29:32teammates i've got you know i've got the best cooks alex jack i've got my sister vogue i've got
29:38my absolute mama in ruby and i've got my naughty nephew ginge i mean it's a win-win i really have got
29:43win city we've got new kids oh no that's heaven great great great oh i've got new so i've got two
29:52pairs of socks two new pairs of socks oh purple pillows ah it'll smell nice new purple towels shut
30:02off with new towels new purple towels ah all new bedding all new towels oh i felt like crying over
30:09a pillow god i don't know what bed sleep in there's so many to choose from i know you could hop around
30:16i might sleep up there if that's okay do you snore no if i do wake me up and i'll come get
30:22the hammer cut out mine shona's not here which means i can have the top bed i am over the moon
30:26i'm buzzing and i can't wait for dinner it better be good oh have you sat on this no is it bad no
30:33get on that get on that girl that is comfy oh yeah it points it points purple is my favorite color so
30:42my heart kind of exploded with joy oh my god it's so bouncy this is heaven it's like being in a fancy
30:50hotel more than a pleasure it's ecstasy doomsville here we go here we go oh no oh wow
31:03oh my what's going on here oh oh well that's for you girls this is not great oh no well at least i
31:13get my top bunk back but it's we're gonna see that nah where's the oh oh man this is this is spartan
31:22to say the least oh man what we ended up in ah doomsville it's very small very quiet
31:32very very dreary i mean gray is not fashionable anymore that went out in the 90s so i don't
31:38know why it's gray that's really depressing the shower's down here oh the shower so basically you're
31:43here and then the water's thrown down there for you to shower so we go oh my gosh no way ah
31:51that's the shower shower it's a bit of a dump you know there's the shower that you've got to pump
31:57yourself there's you've got to sleep on the floor uh everything is a hardship in here we are essentially
32:05doing time can we not make our beat in the telephone box yeah can we not make any noises with it
32:10yeah see oh the buttons are old school ready yeah oh my days nothing nothing oh no dead as a dodo no music
32:23but oh god oh every seat is a drum there you go there you go every seat is a drum
32:32listen music can be made anywhere do you know what i mean um we don't necessarily need the
32:37telephone box for us to make a big boy tune i'm buzzing i'm not going to lie to you i don't have
32:42to sleep next to jinge this is like a breath of fresh air i'm loving it i'm team doomsville all
32:47all the way this is our new home yeah um it's an opportunity for to get even closer yeah do you
32:53know what i mean yeah i feel sorry for them because they're going back in and we're not going to be
32:58there and it's going to feel horrible we're in doomsville and all we have is each other and some
33:04rice and beans and when the rice and beans are gone we'll still have each other it doesn't matter
33:09where we live where we sleep we've got each other and that's all we need i'm a wreck sorry it's all
33:16right oh yeah it's okay man you okay all right i can't stop i think i open the floodgates yeah just
33:25let it out yeah you don't you do once you start you can't stop oh for heaven's sake oh tom it's fine
33:32i'm always like this when i cry yeah it's just gotta let it all out yes i think so yeah
33:39we're all done this is going to be such a like healing time for you yes oh darling you'll feel so
33:45much better you can't hold all that in i think it's just that i mean i i live alone at home but the
33:54people in my orbit i see all the time you know and they're so sustaining you probably missing home tom and
34:02all your family is that yeah and i love i love it here here i'm sort of ever so slightly lost deliciously
34:10lost and i love being lost in the wood with my friends if you like but sometimes it gets the
34:16better of you and i think it's probably good today that i had that catharsis with people that are so good
34:24at giving sucker and care oh poor tom do you know what i might be going out on a limb here but it's
34:37almost as if being sent to live in a miserable hovel called doomsville with a plank of wood for a bed
34:43it's getting him down a little bit yes do you think yes i know what you're saying i do know what you're
34:47saying at least he's got a few shoulders to cry on in there yes i mean some of them stink like fish
34:52guts like but a shoulder's a shoulder shoulder's a shoulder it turns out shoulders aren't the only
34:57place you'll find fish guts either i've got fish guts in my ass
35:05eight yeah you're still my hero the way you did that i was convinced you'd won because you were
35:14shoveling it so fast although eight lost by a narrow margin i hasten to add
35:21i was so admiring of his technique yo i might just need you look just a one assistance river talk to
35:28me i just need to i just need that come on come on
35:34h and 80 in the doom zone h and 80 in the doom zone h and 80 in the doom zone h and ed in the doom zone
35:43h and eddie we end up here bro this we started we started in the jungle we end up in dunesville
35:48i've been in the trenches before it's cool are you
35:56i feel like you're getting a long injection it's coming it's coming it's coming are you sure one
36:03more i feel you do you need one more um just for safety bro we've gone from automatic to manual
36:12real life can come at you real fast in it real fast this is why you've got to stay humble my g
36:17definitely not the best shower in the world over here at doomsville but he got the job done
36:23so of a day jinge you don't leave your house i'll wake up probably around 11 or 12. i try and always
36:30make up wake up midday go live on the dot at half four then stream till 4am so you're talking the whole
36:38time yeah from four to four you're talking yeah gin just gets up there and improvises all night long
36:46and i wouldn't dare i'd have to write a script and uh read my lines because that's how i make a living
36:52there's actually words on paper i really admire this guy so which famous people have you got in your phone
36:58rooney yeah ksi the sidemen which obviously part of well it's the biggest youtube group in england
37:07i think the one that i always go to and i'm like oh my goodness is louis theroux oh yeah um and i
37:13suppose never in my lifetime would i ever have thought that our paths would meet in any wacky kind
37:19of world and randomly was at the drum shed which is this new massive music venue and he was there in
37:26the same area that i was and louis came straight over to me and started talking to me about how he
37:33loves my work that i do on tv and i was kind of blown back by it a couple of weeks later he messages me
37:41and asked me to get in touch and do something do you think i messaged him back to this day no i have
37:47ghosted louis theroux because i was that nervous and shy i ghosted louis theroux oh my gosh how ashamed
37:56am i i'm still in shock to this day that louis theroux messaged me rubes who would i say bet midler
38:05and then recently joan collins yeah yeah we go out and i went to her wedding but carrie fisher was my
38:11fave and we were friends for 35 years i mean you'd like this i mean toby mcguire is a friend of mine
38:17oh is it yeah oh my god what an absolute cape moss has been a friend for years yeah you know i've got
38:25i've got i've got a lot but i don't know it's just it and and plus two i mean not being a dick but
38:31like my dad's all the osborne like like you're not impressive to me yeah yeah yeah that's wonderful
38:37though yeah like i was at the emmys and i was in the green room in the back and
38:45brad pitt just comes up behind me and goes hi and i was like oh hi yeah he's like i absolutely
38:54love your show he was when he was still with jennifer aniston he's like jennifer and i we got
38:59our agents to get us copies of it we watch it every night in bed and i was just like
39:03awesome thank you thank you brad pitt that was probably like the most like holy moment
39:10yeah i've known very famous people from a very young age just it's just the world i grew up in
39:16you know it's like if your dad was a owned a big plumbing company he would know a ton of plumbers
39:22it's like the same it's the same it's a crazy life and we all know that you know and there's days
39:27where we want to be left alone but at the end of the day people are only asking for the autographs
39:32and the selfies because they actually love what we do yeah so i'm grateful for that yeah there's a
39:38there's a problem when they stop asking yeah well with me they did stop asking and so but you're
39:47really waxed that doesn't matter it you know it's it's finished that's the past i liked the fact that
39:55famous people like me it was like getting the a-list and you know that was exciting to be accepted by
40:02them and them having a really good day was my idea of fame but i was living off of them that was
40:08exciting that the thrill of being recognized by somebody well known yeah i don't know why but it
40:14meant everything it was the prom queen finally looked at you and then suddenly it was axed
40:19and louis took over i don't blame yeah your friend tell him when you call him
40:29oh next level juicy jungle jibba-jabba that wasn't it although we didn't hear about any of the
40:34celebrities lisa's met true true i think she's probably just being humble though must be you
40:40wouldn't believe how many famous people have been in mandy's munchbox down the years
40:44i think we'd better take a break right there we'll be right back to see kelly and vol go head
40:49to head in the latest battle of the rivals see in a few minutes
41:01welcome back to i'm a celebrity get me out of here at the vote for the next bush took a trial
41:05closes very shortly so get on the app sharpish if you want to have your say so the celebs are now in
41:10two camps wind city and doomsville and over the next few days they'll have the chance to take
41:15on their respective rivals to provide for their camps first up it was kelly versus vogue the last
41:21time this these two did battle they had to eat pigs brains which which makes for a great bush took
41:26a trial but a deeply upsetting episode of pepper pig let the rematch commence
41:31wow wow fancy seeing you here we meet again my friends oh we do what have we got here cheese and
41:46crackers oh they're gonna love gonna love no mine are gonna absolutely devour that kelly you might as
41:52well leave now do you want to listen everyone loves an underdog vote you know that kelly and vogue welcome
41:58to paint the town kelly you are representing doomsville and your job is to defend your city
42:04from being destroyed vogue you are representing win city your job is to knock doomsville down by
42:11throwing pots of paint at each building if you can knock eight of the buildings down before the time
42:17is up you will win a treat for camp if you fail then the treat will go to doomsville good luck
42:25you're gonna need that okay we've got this no i've got this
42:30this is a head-to-head between doomsville and win city this is for my camp mate are you ready for
42:36this are you oh yeah do you know what i've never seen you cry but i'm about to from smallville to doomsville
42:43me and kelly used to be friends yeah we did back in the day actually this morning but not anymore
42:51that's out the window i've got my buckets of paint ready i've got a fire in my stomach and i've got a
42:57real yearning for cheese i am so confident going up against vogue she's all confident now because she
43:04ate a pig's brain this morning well guess what i'm back in action baby and i'm coming for you vogue i will
43:10save doomsville at all costs what is my favorite color whatever comes my way is coming straight
43:18back vogue okay fyi we'll see look i'm pretty wide not wide enough my friend you don't even like cheese
43:24ah you're good come on okay i need a better take this i think we're like serena and um vena
43:49oh that's what we're like
44:00this is hilarious no
44:05when you are so desperate for food it just doesn't matter like if that was my mother there i would have
44:10drowned her with the paint i wouldn't get it all goes out the window you just want to make sure that
44:15you get the prize
44:27yes oh kelly
44:30enjoy those cheeses yes i will it's the last you're gonna get i've got shawnee i've got shawnee
44:40it is on
44:42you had to get me back in turn so i drenched you in pain
44:45i was like she's not getting away with this i've always wanted to have a paint bike i know i
44:49do it in my own house no thanks for providing the space oh oh my god that was so much fun
44:58good job that one cracker vogue enjoy it
45:01oh
45:09hi guys
45:10kelly oh
45:13okay so i didn't win i didn't win it was cheese and crackers
45:18no
45:18oh
45:19i got a whiff of it
45:21cheese and crackers i long for one something very very strong i think a bit of oxford isis on a slender
45:29cracker i gave it as good as i could it's like non-stop well you represented doomsville well i was
45:35like you're getting it bitch you are getting it hey winners yeah who won some cheese and crackers
45:49i won again and i'm so happy about it i just feel like a greedy pig
45:55oh wow oh okay let's divvy it up chefs we made the rule okay yeah i would have stored it in my
46:04cheeks that cheese i'd like a brie and kept it for tomorrow because if you don't hoard here you starve
46:11what did she do take a whole piece how many of us is there there's six pieces you got oh yeah okay
46:17was it like best cocky i've had an orgasm oh wow thank you vogue you're welcome yeah
46:30you have no idea the flavor that chutney the melting brie on my tongue and then they're not
46:39spoiled thank you vogue oh i feel like i'm dreaming
46:44oh that was so worth it never want to brush my teeth i just want that taste to linger
46:49it's the greatest thing you've ever had in your life
46:55ah well done vogue and hard cheese to doomsville it was actually hard cheese to win city and soft
47:02cheese and crackers and grapes and chutney you don't like cheese do you i wouldn't thank you for it
47:08no you just like it the vote for the next trial is now closed very shortly we'll be heading in to
47:14give them the results time for a quick break but we'll be right back to find out how dinner goes
47:19in the two camps see in a few minutes
47:30welcome back to i'm a celebrity get me out of here we are on our way to win city where the
47:35celebs from doomsville will join us to find out who's going head to head in the next trial but
47:39before that back to last night in two very different dinners in two very different camps and over in
47:45win city while they wait for their food jack served up an amuse-bouge of juicy jungle jimma jimma
47:52jack what would your dad make have you been on the show would he have watched it he would have yeah
47:56he absolutely would have watched it i get it he got it but he just is like why would anyone do that
48:02but it's i have thought that same thing a few times yeah and let's be real he's the last person on
48:08planet earth ever should ever question why anyone should have ever done anything food oh hey well
48:17done team all right well done guys and girls our bag yes not only camp but our bag has had a glow up
48:25because she is also purple just like us celebrities as a result of winning six stars in today's trial
48:34rivals you have venison and we have tomatoes squash mushrooms broccoli oh my god oh my god i love
48:47yeah we're doing well how do we want to do this you want to fry the venison and i would fry the
48:51mushrooms with the venison and then i would boil the butter and squash and then you could chuck the
48:55butter and squash in with it and then do a little salad on the side do you want me to do something i could
49:00jump yeah there's no rush we only got 12 people barking at us i wonder what the vibe is in the other
49:06camp rice and beans guys rice and beans come and dig in you know you want some oh my god that is grim
49:18our punishment another day another batch of rice and beans but actually it's nice to be
49:26amongst dear friends i don't really look people in the eye you know really kind of a mouth person
49:33because i'm thinking about it now i'm looking at your eyes i have yellow in my eyes yeah my dad is
49:38the same we've got both got flowers in our eyes it's weird flowers in your eyes yes
49:42yes there's a yellow around yeah around yeah yeah it's cold that yeah outside of the earth thank you
49:49yeah it's cold
49:49i just thought we'd do it out
49:57do you mind my head on the nanas not at all okay not at all i just didn't want
50:02this is my happy place
50:03i feel really guilty about the other camp about what you've got so much food i feel guilty i don't
50:12feel guilty i'm happy that i'm not in doomisville for many many reasons everything is purple and
50:18glorious oh wow this is incredible you're not sticking your spoon on phenomenal thank you so much
50:24chef oh wow oh my gosh look at this look at this this is just glorious i hope my fellow campmates
50:33over in doomsville i hope they're not too down and feeling too down in the dumps
50:38yes ready one two three
50:52lovely mood in doomsville starting to see the beauty in doomsville everyone thinks it's a bit dark and
50:57gloomy but i see i see other than that i can't thank you enough no that was
51:06you're all good yeah sensation there's so much left over too we're eating all of it i i feel
51:14really sorry for them now pays to be a winner of course doesn't it why don't we have a pillar fight
51:29why are we getting started
51:30oh i actually feel like bloated
51:42i've just and that and that though
51:45you guys want to put the tv on yeah yeah what should we watch a movie yeah
51:52yes it's not glamorous yes it's spartan but for now it's home
52:10getting very cozy in doomsville aren't they well some of them are right so let's go and
52:21come and give them some big news come on come on with us
52:23ah good morning good morning wind city morning city i love what you've done with the place
52:37very purple isn't it very thank you ruby uh listen let's welcome back your rivals from doomsville they're
52:45here come on in guys oh my god would they be upset when they see that probably ruby probably i would be i
52:52would if i was you i just rub it in oh their outfits aren't great yeah you know it's very great yeah
52:57doomsville isn't it hi it's doomsville if we don't stay here who will so k l won't make it
53:042-0 to the end with forever stay true till it's doomsville oh i like that
53:14i felt a bit like these hype man for a second there you were right okay grab a seat everybody
53:19the public have been born to see one pair of rivals in a rematch so whoever wins this one
53:27will earn food for their whole camp tonight it's called the pits
53:32in no particular order alex and shona the public have decided it's not you
53:44ruby and tom
53:48it might be you lisa and martin it's not you
53:56eddie and jack
54:04it's not you kelly and vogue
54:08it's not you so that means it might be you it's between ruby and tom and h and jinge
54:21the rivals facing the pits are
54:27itch and james
54:29it's jinge we'll see you in the bush through trial area later have a good day everybody bye bye bye
54:42i can't say i'm surprised that that's it from us here but we are heading over to itv2 for a chat with
54:56joel and kemi on i'm a celebrity on pact what's going on tonight you two
55:11loads of stuff you guys will be here of course and jill scott and andy peters are on the sofa
55:18plus we'll be chatting to rosemary schrager and jack's wife ari live from the uk to switch over to
55:23itv2 straight after the main show or catch us anytime on itvx see you both in a moment
55:27see you there and we'll see you back here tomorrow night at nine o'clock with another head-to-head at the pits
55:33looking forward to this one see you tomorrow good night
55:35good night
56:05good night
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