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Three beautiful Russian best friends travel to Los Angeles in search of the Hollywood dream HD ( Comedy, Crime )
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00:00:00This is a fat bit, don't you think, Stolly?
00:00:30Yeah, he really likes it.
00:00:35Damn, I fixed it.
00:00:45Are you okay?
00:00:47Why are we screaming and jumping?
00:00:59Because we're going to Hollywood!
00:01:03Hollywood!
00:01:10Wait, wait, wait. How did you get this audition?
00:01:12As in my pictures online, I got an electronic email for an audition at Hollywood.
00:01:17We've been saving since we were kids to get out of this place and go to Hollywood,
00:01:21but we really have more than enough to get there.
00:01:25Honey, it's not a problem once we're going to Hollywood.
00:01:28Hollywood!
00:01:32Wait, wait, wait. What's the part?
00:01:34This is a very important part. It is a beautiful Russian girl number one.
00:01:39You mean beautiful Russian girl number one?
00:01:41No, beautiful Russian girl number one.
00:01:44That sounds like an important part. I can't argue with that.
00:01:47Then we are really going to Hollywood, bitches?
00:01:50I don't know if we're ready.
00:01:56Of course we're ready. I got an audition. I got to be next Marilyn Monroe.
00:02:00I got to be in big American movie. Can you believe it, honey?
00:02:03Hollywood! Hollywood!
00:02:05Hollywood!
00:02:16Okay. We're definitely going.
00:02:18HAAAHHHHH!
00:02:25I can't wait until we arrive to Hollywood for my important audition.
00:02:29A big American movie.
00:02:32Actually, for our audition.
00:02:36What?
00:02:37Leland and I went online and we submitted photos of ourselves for the part.
00:02:42And they're giving us auditions too.
00:02:44No, beautiful Russian girl number one, this is my part.
00:02:47For me, I'm a beautiful Russian girl.
00:02:50Look, Natasha, I thought if we all auditioned there would be three times more chance of getting the job
00:02:55so we can afford to rent a little place in Hollywood.
00:02:57No, you just stole my beautiful Russian girl number one!
00:03:01You just stole it!
00:03:03Look, Natasha, what about this?
00:03:05We will audition for the beautiful Russian girl number two or three or something.
00:03:10We'll tell them, but we'd better do that when we get there.
00:03:12Would it work with you?
00:03:14That probably worked, but I must be number one.
00:03:18Come on, let's do that.
00:03:20Okay, let's do it.
00:03:21I can't wait until we get to America where we can live in a gangsta paradise.
00:03:27It's gonna be so G, BGB, BOZ, BBC, C!
00:03:33BBC!
00:03:36So, why are we still here?
00:03:39We have to get ready!
00:03:40Come on, get up!
00:03:41Look at that!
00:03:42Look at that!
00:03:43Look at that!
00:03:44Can't wait until we get around!
00:03:46What we did?
00:03:47Look at that!
00:03:48We would've picked up the first half of the house!
00:03:49Look at that!
00:03:50Let's look at the next half of the house!
00:03:51We will pick up the front foot of the house now into the house!
00:03:52Oh!
00:03:53What a beautiful wife!
00:03:54Oh!
00:03:55Oh, wow!
00:03:56Oh, wow!
00:03:57Oh, wow!
00:03:59Oh, wow!
00:04:01Oh, wow!
00:04:02Oh! Turbulence! I feel them in my stomach.
00:04:26I hope there is much more turbulence.
00:04:32Oh, Stolli, no!
00:04:37Sorry, sorry.
00:04:42It's so easy.
00:04:45Stolli!
00:04:48Stolli?
00:04:52Ow! What the fuck?
00:04:54Stewardess!
00:04:55Mr. Don Carlo, I'm so sorry your travel is being interrupted.
00:04:59Who's damn rat is this?
00:05:01Stolli is no rat. He's a legit dog.
00:05:04Catch him and I will bust a cup in your ass, giraffe.
00:05:07I'm sorry. I will take her back to the seat. No problem here.
00:05:10No problem. This suit was worn by James Bond.
00:05:12Oh, you know what? Dogs are not allowed on the plane.
00:05:15I'm sorry, but there is a dog right there.
00:05:17Mr. Kissercase is a frequent flyer who has paid for his own seat.
00:05:21Thank you very much.
00:05:23Oh, my precious little girl.
00:05:26Um...
00:05:27Listen, Stewardess. Why don't you leave the girl's dog alone?
00:05:30But...
00:05:31Look, what are you gonna do?
00:05:32Are you gonna open up a window at 50 million feet sucking us all out into space where our heads explode and we die? Come on.
00:05:38We're flying at the height of 35,000 feet.
00:05:41What are you, an astronaut or something? I know how high we're flying.
00:05:44Look, and who called you over here anyway, Stewardess? Come on.
00:05:48I'm a flight attendant.
00:05:53Yeah, no problem.
00:05:55No problem.
00:06:00Whoa!
00:06:01Turbulence.
00:06:03Yeah?
00:06:04Mr. Kissyface and I didn't feel any turbulence.
00:06:07Yeah?
00:06:08Well, no one cares what you and Mr. Kissyface think, all right?
00:06:12So why don't you keep the app shut unless you plan on playing tonsil hockey again with the pooch.
00:06:20Sorry about that. Miss, um...
00:06:23Natasha.
00:06:24Natasha?
00:06:26It's a pleasure.
00:06:28Please, join me.
00:06:31Oh, lucky you. I have an empty seat next to you.
00:06:35Oh, no, no luck at all.
00:06:38I always buy an extra seat when I travel.
00:06:41You know, just in case, uh, I meet someone worth traveling with.
00:06:45What are you doing?
00:06:56Letting sex you in to blow my hair.
00:07:00I'm like crushing Madeline Monroe, don't you think?
00:07:04Hey, hey dude, I think you have the wrong seat.
00:07:11My wife actually just went to the bathroom real quick.
00:07:13I think she's coming back in like two seconds.
00:07:15Just, just so you know, so if you can't...
00:07:23Uh, can I help you?
00:07:25I like your blink.
00:07:28My...
00:07:29No, this is not...
00:07:30It's a wedding ring.
00:07:31From my wife, who's coming back in two seconds.
00:07:34So if you can move seats for me, that would be...
00:07:37I want to be one of you.
00:07:39One of what?
00:07:40As a rapper.
00:07:42No, I'm...
00:07:44What kind of racist shit?
00:07:45No, I'm not a rapper.
00:07:46Alright?
00:07:47Just because I'm black doesn't make me a rapper.
00:07:48Alright?
00:07:49I'm a businessman.
00:07:50You are my brother from another mother G.
00:07:53Can I spit on your next album?
00:07:55No, please.
00:07:56Please don't.
00:07:57I don't want you spitting on anything that I own at all.
00:07:59No.
00:08:00I got holes in different area codes.
00:08:02My homie, my dog, my nigger...
00:08:05Hey, hey, what?
00:08:06What the hell did you just say to me?
00:08:07Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:08:08Sorry, nothing but get your ass over there before you see a real nigga today.
00:08:11Sorry.
00:08:12Move back.
00:08:13Move back.
00:08:14Sorry.
00:08:15Move back.
00:08:16Oops.
00:08:17Sorry, sorry.
00:08:20What happened?
00:08:21I met a real rapper.
00:08:23STUARTESS!
00:08:25I sat in his bitch's seat.
00:08:29Where's Natasha?
00:08:31Yeah, yeah.
00:08:32I'm like a Francis Ford Coppola and Steven Spielberg all rolled up in a love.
00:08:36I love Jared Birkenau.
00:08:37I didn't know that.
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39It's an...
00:08:40Here.
00:08:41Take this.
00:08:42What is this?
00:08:43You can use it to get anything you want.
00:08:45You and your friends.
00:08:46It's like a credit card.
00:08:47Yeah, yeah, it's like a credit card.
00:08:48Anything you want.
00:08:49I must show it to my girls.
00:08:50May I show it to my girls?
00:08:51Absolutely.
00:08:52Oh, my God.
00:08:53She's dumb as a box of retarded hammers.
00:08:54Just what I needed.
00:08:55Hi.
00:08:56Hi.
00:08:57Hi.
00:08:58Sorry.
00:08:59Hi.
00:09:00He's dumber than I felt.
00:09:01What is it?
00:09:02He's dumber than I felt.
00:09:03What is it?
00:09:04It's like a credit card.
00:09:05Oh, my God.
00:09:06It's like a credit card.
00:09:07Oh, my God.
00:09:08It's like a credit card.
00:09:09Oh, my God.
00:09:10Oh, my God.
00:09:11She's dumb as a box of retarded hammers.
00:09:13Just what I needed.
00:09:14Hi.
00:09:15Hi.
00:09:16Hi.
00:09:17Sorry.
00:09:18He's dumber than I felt.
00:09:19What is it?
00:09:20This is like a credit card.
00:09:21Oh, my God.
00:09:22Is that a black card?
00:09:23What does it mean?
00:09:24It's like JSA has no limit.
00:09:25Uh-huh.
00:09:26Wow.
00:09:27This isn't right.
00:09:28Oh, my God.
00:09:29Oh, my God.
00:09:30Oh, my God.
00:09:31Oh, my God.
00:09:32Oh, my God.
00:09:33Oh, my God.
00:09:34Oh, my God.
00:09:35Oh, my God.
00:09:36Oh, my God.
00:09:37Oh, my God.
00:09:38Oh, my God.
00:09:39Oh, my God.
00:09:42Oh, my God.
00:09:43Oh, my God.
00:09:44By the way, Lala, I think I saw a real rapper over there.
00:09:47I know.
00:09:56Bravo.
00:09:57Bravo.
00:09:58Who are with the hospitality crew?
00:10:13with the hospitality crew.
00:10:24Where is it?
00:10:28You playing on a pogo stick or something over there?
00:10:31I'm not playing.
00:10:43I'm not playing on a dog for the last time.
00:10:46Where is it?
00:10:51You lose something?
00:10:52I mean, you know, aside from the hormones
00:10:54that you need to grow outside of puberty.
00:11:02Search it again!
00:11:05He did search it again.
00:11:07You have to let him go.
00:11:14Ow! Watch it!
00:11:16I'm sorry.
00:11:17I thought I was loosening instead of tightening.
00:11:20Ow!
00:11:24You're free to go.
00:11:30Die.
00:11:33Welcome to Los Angeles.
00:11:43You're free to go.
00:11:47Look!
00:11:50It's probably High American saying hello.
00:11:55Be careful, Anya.
00:11:57People here are so kind and welcoming.
00:12:01Look, filmmakers with my name on sign.
00:12:04Where is sign with my name?
00:12:07I must be the first choice
00:12:08for beautiful Russia girl number one.
00:12:10First, show me where the sign with your name is.
00:12:14Anya!
00:12:16Saratova?
00:12:18How come I get harassed
00:12:19every time I come to the fucking airport?
00:12:20Profiling because you're in a town with me, Don?
00:12:22Shut up!
00:12:23Maybe it's because you actually are involved in organized crime.
00:12:24Quick.
00:12:25We gotta follow that limo.
00:12:26Yes, sir.
00:12:27Shut up!
00:12:28When do we arrive at the crib?
00:12:29Or do we go straight to the studio?
00:12:30Of course I look in a green.
00:12:31I'm a mac and mac for a big important movie now.
00:12:32Mac and mac, big pink pink.
00:12:33How come I get harassed
00:12:34every time I come to the fucking airport?
00:12:35How come I get harassed
00:12:36every time I come to the fucking airport?
00:12:37Profiling because you're in a town with me, Don?
00:12:38Shut up!
00:12:40Maybe it's because you actually are involved in organized crime.
00:12:42Quick.
00:12:43We gotta follow that limo.
00:12:44Yes, sir.
00:12:45Shut up!
00:12:46When do we arrive at the crib?
00:12:47Or do we go straight to the studio?
00:12:49Of course I look in a green.
00:12:50I'm a mac and mac for a big important movie now.
00:12:55Mac and mac, big pink pink, motherfucker, boss, diva, the shit.
00:13:00I don't know where we are going.
00:13:05Hello?
00:13:06What do you mean?
00:13:07I am in the limo with...
00:13:10Driver!
00:13:11Stop the car!
00:13:21You are not Seratova.
00:13:26She is Seratova.
00:13:27Katrin Seratova?
00:13:29No, Lala Seratova.
00:13:31Lalia Seratova?
00:13:33Beautiful Russian girls.
00:13:35You are fun.
00:13:37Big mistake.
00:13:38I see girls like you.
00:13:41Come to L.A. in puddles.
00:13:44This town will eat you up and spit you out.
00:13:50Schnell!
00:14:01Next time, don't just get into someone's car!
00:14:08My pass!
00:14:10Stop!
00:14:11Stop!
00:14:12Stop!
00:14:13Stoli!
00:14:15Stoli, is it there?
00:14:19I'm so sorry, Anya.
00:14:21Are you sorry?
00:14:22Beautiful Russian girl number one!
00:14:34Don Karlov!
00:14:35Can I give you girls a lift?
00:14:37I mean, you know, unless this little slice of heaven is your final destination.
00:14:42Uh-huh.
00:14:43Sure.
00:14:44Where do you want a minute to go, not to get into someone's car?
00:14:48Anna, come on! You prefer to stay here!
00:14:50Am I the only one who remembers the airport security taking this man away?
00:14:52I wouldn't get in that car, baby!
00:14:53You can stay here with me!
00:14:54I don't go. I don't go.
00:14:55You can stay here with me!
00:14:57You can stay here with me!
00:14:58So I told her I'm an expert at sticking large things into small places.
00:15:01I'm an expert at sticking large things into small places.
00:15:02I'm an expert at sticking large things into small places.
00:15:03I'm an expert at sticking large things into small places.
00:15:09Hey, pig dropping, why are we turning? You're supposed to stay on the road.
00:15:10There's a detour.
00:15:11And they're always working on the road.
00:15:12I'm an expert at sticking large things into small places.
00:15:16Hey, pig dropping, why are we turning? You're supposed to stay on the road.
00:15:17There's a detour.
00:15:18And they're always working on the roads, but they never get any better.
00:15:19You know? Yeah.
00:15:20I'm an expert at sticking large things into small places.
00:15:21Hey, pig dropping, why are we turning? You're supposed to stay on the road.
00:15:36There's a detour.
00:15:37And they're always working on the roads, but they never get any better.
00:15:41You know? Yeah.
00:15:44Okay, now why are we stopping?
00:15:51A construction worker has stopped us.
00:15:54He wants us to get out of the car.
00:15:56Nobody's getting out of the car.
00:15:58Don't worry, girls. It's okay.
00:15:59It's all right.
00:16:00Turn the car around and get us the hell out of here now.
00:16:07Shit!
00:16:14What are you doing to me?
00:16:30Shit!
00:16:33Please.
00:16:44Ever.
00:16:48Oh, no.
00:16:51I thought I was in heaven-
00:16:55I thought I was in heaven.
00:16:57I thought I was in heaven-
00:16:59until he brought that bubble..
00:17:01What time is it?
00:17:18I have to be on time for audition.
00:17:21This is all your fault.
00:17:23You are in the car and kicked out in the middle of nowhere.
00:17:31Leave her alone, Natasha. She just thought it was a pick-up for a movie.
00:17:35Why would they pick her? She is no beautiful Russian girl number one material.
00:17:39No?
00:17:40No.
00:17:41I am definitely not in heaven.
00:17:43If we miss the audition, it will be your bad year.
00:17:46You are the one who garrows in wild with a donkalo tag, puto!
00:17:50Only because your dog ran in first class and beat his ankle.
00:17:54Where are you going?
00:17:56See where we are.
00:17:57But they can be murderers right outside the door.
00:17:59I hope they are. Walk out there, bitch.
00:18:02If he wanted us dead, we would be dead already.
00:18:07Well, she actually makes a good point here.
00:18:14Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where do you think you are going?
00:18:17I'm looking for a ladies' place.
00:18:21A ladies' place? What?
00:18:26Bathroom, restroom, toilet.
00:18:29I mean, it's not up to me.
00:18:33Please, just don't mean anything.
00:18:35Okay, okay.
00:18:37Okay, listen.
00:18:38Just be quick, okay?
00:18:40Down the hole.
00:18:41Third door.
00:18:42Okay?
00:18:43Okay?
00:18:44Yeah.
00:18:45Just be quick, okay?
00:18:46Really quick.
00:18:47Really quick.
00:18:48Really quick.
00:18:49Really, really quick.
00:18:50Yes.
00:18:52Just quick.
00:18:53Hurry back, please.
00:18:54No, it's okay.
00:18:55Everything's good.
00:18:56It's fine.
00:18:57Yeah.
00:18:58It'll be it.
00:18:59No, it's okay.
00:19:00Everything's good.
00:19:01It's fine.
00:19:02It'll be it.
00:19:03It'll be it.
00:19:04Just, they have guns.
00:19:05They have guns.
00:19:06They have guns.
00:19:07Is it a gunshot?
00:19:08No.
00:19:09For stolen?
00:19:10No.
00:19:11No, it's okay.
00:19:12Everything's good.
00:19:13It's fine.
00:19:14It'll be it.
00:19:15No, it's okay.
00:19:16Everything's good.
00:19:17Everything's good.
00:19:18It's fine.
00:19:19It'll be it.
00:19:20Just, they have guns.
00:19:22They have guns.
00:19:23They have guns.
00:19:24Is it a gunshot?
00:19:25No.
00:19:26First stolen, now Natasha.
00:19:27No, we don't know they shot Natasha.
00:19:28Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot.
00:19:29It's just me.
00:19:30Okay.
00:19:31Who kills who they cap?
00:19:32The last thing I did was call her a bitch and say I hope there is murder out there.
00:19:35We have to get out of here.
00:19:36Let's go.
00:19:37Okay.
00:19:38Let's go.
00:19:39Let's go.
00:19:40Let's go.
00:19:41Let's go.
00:19:42Let's go.
00:19:43Let's go.
00:19:44Let's go.
00:19:45Let's go.
00:19:46Let's go.
00:19:47Let's go.
00:19:48Let's go.
00:19:49Let's go.
00:19:50Let's go.
00:19:51Let's go.
00:19:52Let's go.
00:19:53Let's go.
00:19:54Let's go.
00:19:55Let's go.
00:19:56Let's go.
00:19:57Let's go.
00:19:58Let's go.
00:19:59Let's go.
00:20:00Let's go.
00:20:10Rip this into strips.
00:20:12Let's go.
00:20:13Let's go.
00:20:14Let's go.
00:20:15Let's go.
00:20:16Let's go.
00:20:17Let's go.
00:20:18Let's go.
00:20:19Let's go.
00:20:20Let's go.
00:20:21Let's go.
00:20:22I need to go, okay?
00:20:28Come on.
00:20:29You need to stay here.
00:20:45Natasha, are you going without me?
00:20:48Oh, Natasha, without you was worked.
00:20:51Just as you wanted.
00:20:52You leave me for dead?
00:20:54Fine, go.
00:20:55Are you kidding?
00:20:57No.
00:20:57Okay.
00:20:58Okay, stay there with Maduras instead of coming with us.
00:21:01Stay.
00:21:03Okay, I'm coming.
00:21:05But I'm still not talking to her.
00:21:06Let's go.
00:21:07Purse.
00:21:08Natasha, where are you going?
00:21:10I'm looking for my purse.
00:21:12It's not there.
00:21:13It must be here.
00:21:15It's not there.
00:21:16But I need it.
00:21:17You need to get out of here.
00:21:19Come on.
00:21:19Where's my purse?
00:21:22No, Natasha, I checked the whole room.
00:21:24Are you sure he's not here?
00:21:26Yes, it's probably got left in Don Carlos' car.
00:21:30Okay.
00:21:31There was a drive-by shooting in Los Angeles tonight.
00:21:35Two victims found dead inside of a limousine.
00:21:37Investigators say it may or may not be game-based.
00:21:41A dead-end?
00:21:46Dispatch, this is Baker.
00:21:48Damn it!
00:21:49Damn it!
00:21:49To your location.
00:21:58Damn it!
00:22:00Maybe not.
00:22:02What?
00:22:02I think I saw this girl.
00:22:05And two others arriving at LAX from the same airplane as Don Carlos.
00:22:09842, battery 7-0-5, please.
00:22:13Go to the airlines.
00:22:14Find out who she was sitting with.
00:22:19Let's go.
00:22:20Just jump!
00:22:24Natasha, we both jump on the count of three.
00:22:27Okay?
00:22:29One.
00:22:32Two.
00:22:34No, no, no, no.
00:22:43Hey!
00:22:44Ah!
00:22:45No!
00:22:46Go, go, go!
00:22:47Oh, God, he's gonna kill me.
00:22:54Okay, unless...
00:22:56Stop!
00:23:12Why are you not stopping?
00:23:14We need to bail, yo!
00:23:15Sam!
00:23:18Bitch is really leaving us.
00:23:21I need to find it.
00:23:23Your purse is gone, forget it!
00:23:24I'm not talking about purse, I'm talking about black card.
00:23:27I don't remember where I put it.
00:23:29You lost Jay-Z's black card?
00:23:31Don Carlos' black card.
00:23:32And shut up, please, I'm not talking to you.
00:23:36Anya!
00:23:38Anya, come back!
00:23:39The black card is right here.
00:23:49Anya must have dropped it.
00:23:50What?
00:23:51She's ganged it!
00:23:53Jacked it!
00:23:53Stole it!
00:23:55Give me my card!
00:23:56I can't believe this!
00:23:58And you were mad at me!
00:24:00And I'm still mad at you and her too, because she stole my card!
00:24:03And leave me with you!
00:24:07Is she running in a circle?
00:24:10Where are you going?
00:24:11A man from a mansion wants this card?
00:24:13Okay, I will give it to him, and he will let me go, and I will go to my audition, and you
00:24:18both will go to hell!
00:24:19You go to hell!
00:24:21Join Marilyn Monroe there!
00:24:23What'd you say?
00:24:24You just said that Marilyn in hell?
00:24:28What did you say right now?
00:24:30Marilyn in the hell!
00:24:33Who in the hell?
00:24:37What the hell?
00:24:49Where are you going?
00:25:04Stop it!
00:25:05I have to go, and then he will never see you again!
00:25:08Except at the audition!
00:25:09Where I will crush you!
00:25:11There is one problem with your plan!
00:25:13What is the problem with my plan?
00:25:15It is stupid!
00:25:17Are you calling me stupid?
00:25:18Stupid!
00:25:19You go back and give him that card, and he will whack you, Natasha!
00:25:23Stop it!
00:25:23She's right!
00:25:25Okay, please!
00:25:26Please!
00:25:28Zane will kill you just like he killed my friends in the library!
00:25:32And, well, one was a friend, one was my cousin, and the other guy was just some guy I work with.
00:25:42Natasha?
00:25:44It's a pretty name!
00:25:46Listen, okay?
00:25:48I can help you guys get out of here.
00:25:51If you help me get to the hospital.
00:25:54How can you help us get out of here?
00:25:59I have a car.
00:26:00Okay, if you just take that, just out here, hold it.
00:26:08Anya!
00:26:14Okay.
00:26:15Look at this.
00:26:16One more month and I would have had a company car.
00:26:20Unlock the door!
00:26:21I hate this car!
00:26:22Oh, no!
00:26:24Don't touch it!
00:26:25Okay, I got it.
00:26:26Oh!
00:26:27I hate this car!
00:26:27Oh, no!
00:26:28Don't touch it!
00:26:29Okay, I got it!
00:26:30Oh!
00:26:31Oh!
00:26:32Oh!
00:26:33Oh!
00:26:34I don't actually know how to drive.
00:27:04Why did you stop the car?
00:27:22Who is the stupid one now?
00:27:24It's still you.
00:27:25Sorry?
00:27:26Herman.
00:27:27Sorry, Herman.
00:27:28I didn't mean to smother you.
00:27:30No, it's okay.
00:27:31I kind of liked it.
00:27:33It doesn't start.
00:27:36If I miss audition, it's just because you both can't drive.
00:27:40You are more worried about your audition when they're trying to kill us.
00:27:43You're stupider than Lala.
00:27:45Oh God, I can't stand this car.
00:27:59Anya!
00:28:00She ran off again!
00:28:02You can't leave us here!
00:28:04Looks like she can.
00:28:05You can't just leave me here.
00:28:09Looks like we can.
00:28:11But I'm dying.
00:28:12Even if I'm not a witch, I am.
00:28:18If they catch me here without you guys, they will kill me.
00:28:24Ah!
00:28:25Ah!
00:28:26Ah!
00:28:27Ah!
00:28:28Ah!
00:28:29Ah!
00:28:30Ah!
00:28:31Ah!
00:28:32Ah!
00:28:33Ah!
00:28:34Ah!
00:28:39Ah!
00:28:40Ah!
00:28:41Ah!
00:28:42Ah!
00:28:43Oh shit!
00:28:44No my dress!
00:28:46Ah!
00:28:47Hahahaha!
00:28:48and they will get you!
00:28:52How did she praise the stupid one now?
00:28:54Him!
00:29:03No one moves!
00:29:04I said no one moves!
00:29:13Go get the other one!
00:29:14Okay, I got this one!
00:29:15Oh man, what happened to the leg?
00:29:17Nothing!
00:29:18Nothing? You have a bone sticking out!
00:29:20Don't worry about it, okay?
00:29:21It happens all the time.
00:29:22Are you just going to stand there or are you going to go with the other one?
00:29:28Okay, I think we can make it up to that road if you help me, okay?
00:29:37You just pulled a gun on me and my ex-friend and now you're asking me for help?
00:29:41Look, that guy, he's got asthma, alright? He won't make it two feet without wheezing you.
00:29:51Please, go listen to me, your ex- your friend!
00:29:54My ex-friend!
00:29:55My ex-friend!
00:29:56My ex-friend!
00:29:57My ex-friend!
00:29:58My ex-friend!
00:29:59We'll outrun him!
00:30:01Please!
00:30:02Please!
00:30:04Just help me get to the hospital and I will help you get to your audition!
00:30:09Audition?
00:30:10Yes, Audition!
00:30:11Stand, Jack!
00:30:12God, you're strong!
00:30:13Okay!
00:30:14Help!
00:30:15Help!
00:30:16God, you're strong!
00:30:17Okay!
00:30:18Help!
00:30:45Good evening!
00:30:46Hello, little dearie!
00:30:47What are you doing out here this time of night and all alone? You are alone, right?
00:31:08Yes.
00:31:09Oh, perfect.
00:31:11I mean, won't you come on in? Come in, little dearie.
00:31:16Thank you so much. Thank you.
00:31:18Did you see that? How sexy Rint made me. I didn't even try.
00:31:41Sorry, I must have missed it.
00:31:43How could you miss sex with Marilyn Monroe? Stop!
00:31:50Oh, I can't believe you just stopped for this fatch bag.
00:31:53I told you I was with a woman one time just to see what it was like and I would never do it again, honey.
00:31:59Don't you honey me, slut.
00:32:02Sammy, look at her.
00:32:04She obviously is in trouble looking like Lindsay Lohan dressed up like Marilyn Monroe after she was found dead.
00:32:10They'll buy you up.
00:32:12Hey girl, you should not be out here dressed like that. You obviously need help.
00:32:17We need help.
00:32:18He's cute.
00:32:20Cute? Look at his leg. O-M-G.
00:32:25Oh my God, his bone's pointing at me.
00:32:27Oh, you would like his bone to point at you now, wouldn't you Sammy?
00:32:31We have to help him.
00:32:32No, no, no.
00:32:34Yes.
00:32:35I am not getting that in my upholstery.
00:32:37Stevie, Stevie, we have to help them. We have to help them.
00:32:41No way.
00:32:42Go back.
00:32:43And you think he's cute?
00:32:45We sacrifice.
00:32:46We sacrifice.
00:32:47We sacrifice.
00:32:48We sacrifice.
00:32:50By the strength of a cat.
00:32:54Cat? What cat?
00:32:56To honor Hunab kill.
00:33:01We sacrifice.
00:33:05Sacrifice? No way.
00:33:07Would someone gag her, please?
00:33:11Why would you sacrifice me? I haven't done anything.
00:33:14It's not about what you've done, dearie.
00:33:17It's about what the Mayan gods will do.
00:33:22We were going out to find a sacrifice to protect ourselves
00:33:27from the devastation and the disasters predicted by the Mayan calendar
00:33:32that ended in 2012.
00:33:352012, K, but there was no disaster.
00:33:38Do not interrupt me!
00:33:41Besides, if 2012 came and went, as you say,
00:33:47why would the gods deliver a perfect sacrifice to our doorstep?
00:33:57Oh, dearie.
00:33:58Don't worry.
00:33:59It's just a little bloodletting and decapitation.
00:34:04The man needs our help!
00:34:10And you think he's cute?
00:34:11Yeah, he's cute!
00:34:14You have the audacity to get on me about the one time I was with a woman
00:34:17and then you tell me another man is cute.
00:34:19No, no way.
00:34:20I am definitely not going back.
00:34:21Go!
00:34:22Back!
00:34:23Sammy!
00:34:24No!
00:34:25No!
00:34:26No!
00:34:27Speed it up.
00:34:32By the strength of a cart!
00:34:34What?
00:34:35What?
00:34:36What?
00:34:37Sammy!
00:34:38O-M-G!
00:34:39That tire is fucked!
00:34:40Maybe I can blow some air back into it.
00:34:47Fuck!
00:34:48Generics.
00:34:49Sammy!
00:34:50Maybe someone can help us in there.
00:34:52In that creepy old house?
00:34:53I have an idea.
00:34:54You go in there and see if anybody can help us and I'm going to try to blow some air back
00:34:59into that tire.
00:35:00O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O.
00:35:01Stevie!
00:35:02Stevie!
00:35:03Stevie!
00:35:07Maybe someone can help us in there.
00:35:08In that creepy old house?
00:35:10I have an idea.
00:35:13You go in there and see if anybody can help us and I'm going to try to blow some air back
00:35:17into that tire.
00:35:18Stevie!
00:35:19Stevie!
00:35:24To honor Hoonapku!
00:35:25Hoonapku!
00:35:26Hoonapku!
00:35:27Oh, I don't know.
00:35:28I kind of like it with this whole antebellum architectural flair.
00:35:43Oh, get off it, Stevie.
00:35:44This house is neo-eclectic and you know it.
00:35:51Michelangelo, Statue of David.
00:35:54Cellulite.
00:35:57Would someone get the door?
00:36:03Hello?
00:36:05See Stevie, this is the karma because you didn't help that cute guy on the road.
00:36:08Could you tell me again just how cute he is?
00:36:12I'm going to call the police.
00:36:16And he was real cute.
00:36:18Slalalalalalala.
00:36:19He must have thought you were real cute too with the way he was popping that nasty little
00:36:24boner at you.
00:36:29Oh, this is my kind of party.
00:36:31Hey!
00:36:32Hey!
00:36:34I'm right here, Sammy.
00:36:40911, what's the nature of your emergency?
00:36:44Help!
00:36:45This is not my kind of party.
00:36:47What kind of kinky stuff is this?
00:36:50This is your fault, Stevie.
00:36:51This isn't just karma.
00:36:52It's Carmageddon.
00:36:53Do something!
00:36:54They're going to kill us!
00:36:56I want my mommy!
00:36:59My daddy loved me!
00:37:04Shut up!
00:37:05Woo!
00:37:06Woo!
00:37:12We sacrifice!
00:37:19Hey, ese!
00:37:20What are you doing with the senorita?
00:37:22Are you serious right now, Holmes?
00:37:23You looking to have a fiesta?
00:37:24You're the piñata, fool?
00:37:26What's up?
00:37:27What's up?
00:37:28Baby!
00:37:29Bye!
00:37:30Bye!
00:37:31Bye!
00:37:32Bye!
00:37:34Bye!
00:37:35Bye!
00:37:36Bye!
00:37:37Bye!
00:37:38That was awesome!
00:37:39Can't believe that fool thought we were gangsters!
00:37:41Jesus...
00:37:43...the piñata line.
00:37:44Brilliant!
00:37:45Yeah!
00:37:47Watch out to back up, man.
00:37:49Are you okay?
00:37:51I'm Jesus!
00:37:53This is Jesse, George, and Carlos!
00:37:55Carlos!
00:37:56I'm Jesse.
00:37:57I'm Carlos.
00:37:58I mean, I'm George.
00:37:59Really?
00:38:00You don't know your name?
00:38:02We're the next big boy band.
00:38:04The Hombres!
00:38:06No, man.
00:38:07I don't like that name.
00:38:09Nah, nah, nah.
00:38:10The front row, fellas.
00:38:12Nah, nah.
00:38:13That's too derivative.
00:38:14We should be called For Her Ears Only.
00:38:17What y'all think?
00:38:18Cool?
00:38:19I don't know.
00:38:20I was gonna spend this car on male fame.
00:38:21What?
00:38:22We're still working on the name, you know?
00:38:25Bubblegum Boys?
00:38:27Yeah!
00:38:28The Bubblegum Boys!
00:38:30The Bubblegum Boys?
00:38:31The Bubblegum Boys.
00:38:32We're the Bubblegum Boys!
00:38:34Yeah!
00:38:35Yeah!
00:38:36Yeah!
00:38:37Yeah!
00:38:38Put that gun down!
00:38:39Put that gun in the glove box with the rest of them.
00:38:41Man, you're right now.
00:38:42Quit pointing it!
00:38:43Idiot.
00:38:44That's your homeboy.
00:38:45That's your son, man.
00:38:46Are you alright?
00:38:50A veces en la vida juega el amor
00:38:53Es el sentimiento que te entregan, te entregan, te entregan.
00:39:00A veces en la vida.
00:39:02A veces en la vida.
00:39:04A veces en la vida.
00:39:05A veces en la vida.
00:39:07I need it!
00:39:08Please.
00:39:09Promise.
00:39:10If you get me to the hospital, I will get from you.
00:39:13You promise.
00:39:14Oh!
00:39:15Oh!
00:39:16Oh!
00:39:17Oh!
00:39:18Oh!
00:39:19Oh!
00:39:20Oh!
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:22Oh!
00:39:23Oh!
00:39:24Oh!
00:39:25Oh!
00:39:26Oh!
00:39:27Oh!
00:39:28Oh!
00:39:29Oh!
00:39:30Oh!
00:39:31Oh!
00:39:32Oh!
00:39:33Oh!
00:39:34Oh!
00:39:35Oh!
00:39:36Oh!
00:39:37Oh!
00:39:38We're doing in here!
00:39:39These are the private residents officers!
00:39:41Oh right!
00:39:42Oh, oh!
00:39:43Oh my gosh!
00:39:44Don't that bury them in your arms!
00:39:45Oh, no, the broken down car out front, the 911 call.
00:39:50Oh!
00:39:51Oh, they're getting an issue that does noneilles, right?
00:39:52Oh!
00:39:53Oh, and I don't know!
00:39:54Oh, wait!
00:39:55Why are you doing in here?
00:39:56Oh, was I doing?
00:39:57Oh wow!
00:39:58No!
00:39:59Oh.
00:40:00You got that one right.
00:40:02Ma'am, we're sorry to interrupt. You have a lovely, lovely home.
00:40:06Continue with your orgy.
00:40:10Oh, uh, just to make sure. Everyone here is a consenting adult, right?
00:40:14Oh, certainly. Yes, sir.
00:40:17Good. Okay.
00:40:18We are not consenting. They're going to sacrifice us.
00:40:21Shut up!
00:40:23Freeze!
00:40:25This is a religious act, officers.
00:40:29Separation of church and state.
00:40:33Does that include human sacrifices?
00:40:35She's confusing me here.
00:40:37I don't know.
00:40:38I don't either.
00:40:40We should pay more attention than training.
00:40:42You got that right.
00:40:43If you like, I can show you our 501k paperwork to prove
00:40:49we're all in legitimate non-profit status.
00:40:59What do you think?
00:41:03I don't know. You know my answer.
00:41:07Okay. Okay. Okay, great.
00:41:09That's all we need.
00:41:12Sorry to interrupt a religious act.
00:41:14What?
00:41:17Have a good night.
00:41:23We sacrifice!
00:41:28Oh, what now?
00:41:30It's just us again.
00:41:34Sorry to interrupt.
00:41:36But it's our protocol to take something back to our captain
00:41:39back at the station.
00:41:40If it's not too much trouble, of course.
00:41:42Why don't you give me this one, right here.
00:41:44And you keep the other two for your religious act.
00:41:47Five.
00:42:09Sorry to bother you.
00:42:11Happy sacrificing.
00:42:12You're not dying, okay?
00:42:30You're not dying.
00:42:31I lost a lot of blood.
00:42:35No, you can't feel your faith.
00:42:36You can't feel your faith.
00:42:37You're not dying.
00:42:38You're not dying.
00:42:42You're not dying.
00:42:48He's dead.
00:42:49Sorry.
00:43:00You promised me.
00:43:03I will take you to the hospital and you will take me to my audition.
00:43:08I will take you to the hospital and you will take me to my audition!
00:43:12I will take a break and leave for you, 나가.
00:43:17You want me to do that?
00:43:18You want me to do that?
00:43:20Give me a bite.
00:43:21I want you to do that, honey.
00:43:22I can't leave.
00:43:23You want me to do that?
00:43:24What theão...
00:43:25What they are doing is you!
00:43:27What theão MERGEM characterized as the theater setting?
00:43:29Sorry, Are you do it?
00:43:38Now that car can have this whole country bankrupt in a month, and you lost the only
00:43:44lead to retrieve it.
00:43:45Are you kidding me?
00:43:47No.
00:43:48Right.
00:43:50A Russian girl with no ID that you think is somewhere in the city?
00:43:57Come on now.
00:43:58We got APBs out on her and the two girls she arrived with.
00:44:02We contacted the Russian embassy, are running TV ads, also, well, excuse me, yes, what do
00:44:14you got?
00:44:15Could you do something about him?
00:44:17He is a handful.
00:44:18You want another partner?
00:44:20Great.
00:44:21Fantastic.
00:44:22Sir, a Russian girl claiming to be Natasha Z-Z, I don't know how to say her last name, but
00:44:29she dropped a dead body off of a Herman Muller at Sierra Sinai.
00:44:36She's leaving a trail of dead bodies, but is this girl a praying mantis or what?
00:44:40We got her!
00:44:41We got her!
00:44:42We got her!
00:44:43We got her!
00:44:44We got her!
00:44:45We got her!
00:44:46Yes!
00:44:47We got her!
00:44:48We got her, sir!
00:44:49We got her!
00:44:50We got her!
00:44:51We got her!
00:44:52We got her!
00:44:53Yahoo!
00:44:54Enough!
00:44:55I'll just get her off my desk.
00:45:02Come here.
00:45:04You ever do that again?
00:45:07I'll have your friggin' badge.
00:45:12You let her go!
00:45:16Pink, don't you stop anybody from bringing in dead bodies?
00:45:19In an accidental death?
00:45:20Accidental!
00:45:21Accidental!
00:45:22Accidental!
00:45:23Accidental!
00:45:24Come here!
00:45:26He has a femur sticking out of his leg!
00:45:29That's not accidental!
00:45:30That's not a femur.
00:45:31Shhh!
00:45:32Well, I know where Natalia Zateva went!
00:45:34He did.
00:45:37You can go now.
00:45:38Don't push me.
00:45:39Oh, I'll push you if I want you!
00:45:42Now get outta here!!!
00:45:43Why didn't you say anything?
00:45:45No, I've been trying to!
00:45:46She was hysterical, out of her mind.
00:45:47They tranked her and send her to the mental ward.
00:45:49Yeah.
00:45:50Mental ward?
00:45:51Crazy people.
00:45:53Alex!
00:45:54Let's go!
00:45:55We're going to the mental ward, where the crazy people are.
00:45:56Now get back looking at her.
00:45:57That's a big deal.
00:45:58I'll do it!
00:45:59I'll do it!
00:46:00I'll do it!
00:46:01I'll do it!
00:46:02I'll do it!
00:46:03I'll do it!
00:46:04I'll do it!
00:46:05I'll do it!
00:46:06I'll do it!
00:46:07I'll do it!
00:46:08Alex, let's go. We're going to the mental ward where the crazy people are.
00:46:12Maybe we'll find room for you.
00:46:16Working with you, I should have my head, chef.
00:46:32Who are you? I'm Dr. Paxton.
00:46:34But you may call me Doctor. Or Sir.
00:46:38Or Sir Doctor.
00:46:40Take a deep breath.
00:46:46Silly me.
00:46:48You do this so many times in a day and you get ahead of yourself.
00:46:52Now, take a deep breath.
00:46:58Where am I?
00:47:00The examination room.
00:47:04Just as I feared.
00:47:08We're going to have to do an enema.
00:47:12Bend over!
00:47:14Paxton!
00:47:16What did I tell you about messing with new patients?
00:47:28Time to take your medication.
00:47:30What?
00:47:32Medication.
00:47:34No.
00:47:36I'm not taking the meds.
00:47:38You're going to do this the hard way, huh?
00:47:40Oh, you're going to take this medication today.
00:47:42Do you understand me? You're going to take this medication.
00:47:44You're going to stop!
00:47:46I'll take it!
00:47:48I'll take it!
00:47:50I'll take it!
00:47:52I'll take it!
00:47:58We need to discuss my thing.
00:48:00Go away from me, Paxton!
00:48:08Did you save your pills for me, huh?
00:48:10Under your tongue?
00:48:12And your teeth?
00:48:14Oh, come on!
00:48:16People pay good money for those pills.
00:48:18Go away from me!
00:48:22You want to get out of here?
00:48:26I'm busting out.
00:48:28You can come with me.
00:48:30Where?
00:48:32Now!
00:48:48Girl, I want to be with you.
00:48:54Woo!
00:48:56I'm Jesus.
00:48:57This is Jesse.
00:48:58George.
00:48:59And Carlos.
00:49:00We're the Bubblegum Boys.
00:49:02That's right.
00:49:03Why don't you go up there and do a number for us.
00:49:15Yeah, come on.
00:49:17You got this.
00:49:19You sure?
00:49:21Very sure.
00:49:22We're sure.
00:49:24Come on.
00:49:25Okay.
00:49:26Yeah!
00:49:29I got the bag.
00:49:30Give me the mask.
00:49:31Give me the pants.
00:49:32We're gonna get this morning.
00:49:33We're gonna go to Mexico.
00:49:34Hey, we're serious.
00:49:35What is the bag for?
00:49:36This thing don't bitch out, alright?
00:49:38I'm being serious.
00:49:39Come on.
00:49:40Let's do this.
00:49:41Brenda, what is going on?
00:49:55Letter up.
00:50:00I apologize for the rude awakening.
00:50:02You shouldn't sue.
00:50:03I'm Graham Paxton, attorney at law.
00:50:05If you don't win, I don't get paid.
00:50:07Call the number on your screen now!
00:50:09Come here, you!
00:50:13Why am I here?
00:50:16You had a dangerous and acute mental episode
00:50:18brought on by extreme stress and depression.
00:50:21You were placed here for your own protection.
00:50:23If you would officially check yourself in,
00:50:25we'd like to examine you further.
00:50:27I've been examined enough!
00:50:29And where is my dress?
00:50:32It's in the infirmary.
00:50:34This way.
00:50:39One bra.
00:50:55Red.
00:50:56One dress.
00:50:58Black.
00:51:00A pair of panties.
00:51:05Red.
00:51:07A pair of heels.
00:51:08Beige.
00:51:09Predominantly.
00:51:13One card.
00:51:14Black.
00:51:17Change in there.
00:51:18When you're finished, leave your gown here.
00:51:19A pair will wait for you outside
00:51:21and take you anywhere into L.A. County.
00:51:24You let her go!
00:51:26Get off my desk, please!
00:51:29I'll get off your desk!
00:51:31This is when I'll get off your desk!
00:51:32I'll get this off your desk!
00:51:33This off your desk!
00:51:34This!
00:51:35This!
00:51:36This!
00:51:37This!
00:51:38This!
00:51:39This!
00:51:40This!
00:51:41This!
00:51:42This!
00:51:43This!
00:51:44This!
00:51:45This!
00:51:46This!
00:51:47This!
00:51:48This!
00:51:49This!
00:51:50This!
00:51:51This!
00:51:52This!
00:51:53This!
00:51:54This!
00:51:55This!
00:51:56This!
00:51:57This!
00:51:58This!
00:51:59This!
00:52:00This!
00:52:01This!
00:52:02This!
00:52:03This!
00:52:04This!
00:52:05This!
00:52:06I made it.
00:52:22Is that what they call music?
00:52:24Oh, fuck me!
00:52:36Um, I don't think rap is your style.
00:52:39I think I got a better idea.
00:52:41I think we should pick a slower song.
00:52:44Maybe, um...
00:52:46This one?
00:52:48Yeah.
00:52:50That girl needs Jesus in her life.
00:52:52She's whack. Seriously, eh?
00:52:54Alright, baby.
00:53:06Come on, come on.
00:53:08Put the money in the tape jar.
00:53:10Come on.
00:53:11What are you waiting for?
00:53:20Rainy days still get up.
00:53:22I get up, then I fall.
00:53:25All the things that should still make me strong.
00:53:30Don't give up, give my own.
00:53:33And believe that I can turn in on the fire in my soul.
00:53:41I'm Batman.
00:53:43I can see it.
00:53:45Mommy, can I take a picture with Marilyn Monroe, please?
00:53:49Oh, sure, honey.
00:53:50Let's go.
00:53:51Let's take a picture.
00:54:03Excuse me.
00:54:04Yes?
00:54:05Is this you?
00:54:06Yes.
00:54:07I have to say save.
00:54:08I was wondered by the FBI for the questioning.
00:54:10In a double murder.
00:54:11Oh, my God.
00:54:12Yes!
00:54:13Yeah.
00:54:14Oh, my God.
00:54:15Look at these.
00:54:16It's me.
00:54:17I'm already famous.
00:54:18Oh, my God.
00:54:19Oh, my God.
00:54:20Look at these.
00:54:21It's me.
00:54:22I'm already famous.
00:54:23Oh, my God.
00:54:24Oh, my God.
00:54:25Oh, my God.
00:54:26Yes.
00:54:27Yeah.
00:54:28Oh, my God.
00:54:29Look at these.
00:54:30It's me.
00:54:31I'm already famous.
00:54:33I can't believe it.
00:54:42Excuse me.
00:54:43It's not me.
00:54:44Yeah.
00:54:45This is probably some mistake.
00:54:48Put your phone down.
00:54:49Lady.
00:54:50Put your phone down.
00:54:51It's not me.
00:54:52It's not me.
00:54:53It's not me.
00:54:54It's not me.
00:54:55I can't fool you for sure.
00:54:56When the sound is the shining behind.
00:55:01Press and play, no true end.
00:55:03Take control of your mind.
00:55:06Write your story with beautiful lines.
00:55:11Dance into fire.
00:55:13Wild wild fire.
00:55:16Your feet is so smooth.
00:55:18I can't burn my soul!
00:55:23Natasha Zaitseva... How do you say your last name?
00:55:28Zaitseva.
00:55:34Searcher.
00:55:39Guys, this is stupid.
00:55:41You put your masks on in the bar. We all saw your faces.
00:55:45You announced your names after you sang karaoke.
00:55:49Jesse, Jesus, Jorge, George, whatever.
00:55:54Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:55:57Even in my darkest, I really can feel you.
00:56:06Singing to myself, I wish you were here.
00:56:15Even in the spotlight, I can feel you.
00:56:21Singing to myself, I wish you were here.
00:56:30Even in the spotlight, I can see you in spite of everyone around me, I believe.
00:56:46I got something.
00:56:57The car! Yes!
00:57:03What? What are you doing?
00:57:05Oh!
00:57:06Oh!
00:57:07I believe.
00:57:13You and I are meant for bigger things.
00:57:17Can't you see?
00:57:19We are not a treatment, baby.
00:57:26Together or we will divide it.
00:57:29I'm never gonna be broken hearted.
00:57:33Cause I will always carry you with the end.
00:57:39Baby, no matter what we're gonna fight it.
00:57:45Everywhere I look I'm reminded.
00:57:49So I will always carry you with me.
00:57:56Tell me what to say now.
00:58:00Another song I write too.
00:58:04It's written all about my love for you.
00:58:10Cause even when you're gone, I never feel alone.
00:58:20Cause you're in every thought and breath that I take.
00:58:29You and I are meant for bigger things.
00:58:34Can't you see?
00:58:36We are not a treatment, baby.
00:58:43Together or we will divide it.
00:58:47I'm never gonna be broken hearted.
00:58:50Cause I will always carry you with the end.
00:58:58Baby, no matter what we're gonna fight it.
00:59:03Everywhere I look I'm reminded.
00:59:07So I will always carry you with me.
00:59:20I will always carry you with me.
00:59:46Baby, together are you free?
00:59:49Every fear divided.
00:59:51I'm never gonna be broken hearted.
00:59:55Cause I will always carry you with the end.
01:00:01Baby, no matter what we're gonna fight it.
01:00:06Everywhere I look I'm reminded.
01:00:10So I will always carry you with me.
01:00:19Even in my darkest hour, I can feel you.
01:00:33I'm going to be quiet.
01:00:35I'm not going to be quiet.
01:00:36So I will always carry you with the end.
01:00:39I'm not going to be quiet.
01:00:41I'm not going to be quiet.
01:00:45I'm not going to be quiet.
01:00:47Okay, I figure it out.
01:00:49I never thought I was going to be quiet.
01:00:51There's no other way.
01:00:52It's so quiet, it's so quiet.
01:00:53I can't wait.
01:00:54Hurry up! Hurry up!
01:00:56Take it.
01:00:58Go to the door! Go to the door!
01:01:00Go to the door! Go to the door!
01:01:02Go to the door!
01:01:04Hey, Georgie.
01:01:06You forgot your bag.
01:01:12Hey, where the pub was going boys?
01:01:14We're still working on the name one, you know?
01:01:16Can I get another pint?
01:01:18You must have got something from them.
01:01:20Nothing.
01:01:22They were just here at the wrong time, at the wrong place.
01:01:24They were pawns. Naive girls. Here for us some to audition.
01:01:28Beautiful Russia girl number one.
01:01:30What?
01:01:32Beautiful Russia girl number one.
01:01:34Sir, you told me to report as soon as I finished the analytics on the car.
01:01:36What?
01:01:38What?
01:01:40Beautiful Russia girl number one.
01:01:42Sir, you told me to report as soon as I finished the analytics on the car.
01:01:46Yeah, I...
01:01:48Well, I finished the analytics on the car.
01:01:50Yeah, and?
01:01:52Um, well...
01:01:54First of all, I've never seen anything like it.
01:01:56It's brilliant.
01:01:57When you buy something within, you can buy anything you want.
01:01:59There's no limit.
01:02:00It draws funds directly from the U.S. Treasury, an exponentially growing rate.
01:02:04But it does so using an evolving algorithm.
01:02:06So $2 could become $2,000 or even $200,000.
01:02:10And then it routes that money through a series, a web of bank accounts.
01:02:13These are average innocent citizens bank accounts, you know, anyone from the lower to middle class.
01:02:16All the way up to millionaires and billionaires.
01:02:18Okay, withdrawing a little here, depositing a little there.
01:02:20At the end of the day, I mean, somebody could wake up and discover they moved from the lower class to the upper class overnight.
01:02:24Or a millionaire could discover he's broke.
01:02:26But in the end, huge pools of U.S. money from each transaction on the card ended up in a completely disguised bank account.
01:02:31Or accounts, plural.
01:02:32God, the only chance of finding them is spending money on the card, inputting the original algorithm from the card,
01:02:37then monitoring the U.S. Treasury and banks throughout the nation, knowing the variables of what was spent,
01:02:41of course, invisible account activity, et cetera, trying to solve the unknown variables.
01:02:45But that's risky.
01:02:46I mean, this card could bankrupt the whole country in, like, a week.
01:02:50Did either of you just understand what he just said?
01:02:56Did he breathe during all that?
01:02:58Basically, whenever you use the card, it steals money from the Treasury, scrambles the money through bank accounts throughout the country,
01:03:05and drops it in an untraceable account.
01:03:07Now, with the card, we have a chance of discovering where the money goes, but risk bankruptcy the whole country in a week.
01:03:13That's essentially right.
01:03:14Ah, you know what?
01:03:15There is a tracking device in the card that I may or may not have triggered when scanning it,
01:03:20so using the card could potentially draw out the account or accounts, plural, holder in an attempt to retrieve the card.
01:03:26But, I mean, that's also a risky plan.
01:03:27It's like a trillion dollars could just vanish like that.
01:03:30Oh, my God.
01:03:32This card is brilliant.
01:03:40Okay.
01:03:41All right.
01:03:42So, we use our duty-acquired pawns to draw out a criminal.
01:03:48So, give the girls back the card.
01:03:51Sir, I really don't think that's...
01:03:53Shut up, Edward. You chatter way too much.
01:03:55All right.
01:04:12I thought you two were friends.
01:04:33You have to pretend that you're friends because you have a new job.
01:04:39Working for the FBI?
01:04:43A job?
01:04:44Yes.
01:04:45A job is...
01:04:46I know what job means.
01:04:48Really?
01:04:49And why did you ask?
01:04:50What kind of job?
01:04:53Going on a shopping spree.
01:05:03Safekeeping.
01:05:04Bury some of this.
01:05:14Most expensive one.
01:05:15That's the most expensive one.
01:05:45I put on a show, I'm ready to fly.
01:05:53I'm a Hollywood girl.
01:05:56Hollywood girl.
01:05:58Hollywood girl.
01:06:00Hollywood girl.
01:06:02I'm a Hollywood girl.
01:06:04Hollywood girl.
01:06:06For two dresses?
01:06:08These two could bankrupt the whole country in a week.
01:06:11This was a bad idea.
01:06:14Let's go.
01:06:18George's cousin just took over Studio Mexicana.
01:06:21They're looking for actors to turn into big stars.
01:06:24Especially those who know how to sing and dance.
01:06:27So we've been casing that bar for months to get the money to put down there.
01:06:31With that voice, you don't become an overnight success.
01:06:34You gotta come with us.
01:06:36I'm supposed to go to audition tonight.
01:06:38We're not really asking.
01:06:41You have to come with us.
01:06:43Oh.
01:06:44Well, I don't go to audition anyway.
01:06:47Why not?
01:06:49Because I don't like what it does to my friendships.
01:06:53But I don't want to go Mexico, Mom.
01:06:57Alone?
01:06:58Everything's about connections.
01:07:00Forget this town.
01:07:01Everything's bottled up.
01:07:03We got the connections that will make you a world famous singer in Mexico.
01:07:07Come on.
01:07:08Let's just go.
01:07:09You know you want to roll?
01:07:10Okay.
01:07:11I mean, but I have one request.
01:07:20Girlfriend, you're with us now.
01:07:24Girlfriend, you're with us now.
01:07:25Girlfriend, you're with us now.
01:07:37Do you think all those here pretend to be a beautiful Russian girl number one?
01:07:41Let's narrow down the competition.
01:07:46Excuse me, where the bar is?
01:07:48I think it's over there.
01:07:51Okay.
01:07:52You're all last two for tonight, so let's get this going.
01:08:10What are you doing?
01:08:22It's how Americans say hello.
01:08:27Stop it.
01:08:30Uh, where are you all from?
01:08:32Russia.
01:08:33Really?
01:08:40Where is she going?
01:08:41I don't know.
01:08:42Where is she going?
01:08:43I don't know.
01:08:44Actually, I'm from Russia, too.
01:09:12Of course you are.
01:09:13I love the accent.
01:09:15How long you been in LA?
01:09:16We just came for this audition.
01:09:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:09:21You came all the way from Russia for this audition?
01:09:26Actually, I would like to audition for beautiful Russia girl number two.
01:09:37Hey, listen.
01:09:38We didn't seen enough.
01:09:39I love you.
01:09:40You got the looks.
01:09:41You got the voice.
01:09:42Who is this?
01:09:43Who is this?
01:09:44Who is this?
01:09:45Who is this?
01:09:46Who is this?
01:09:47Who is this?
01:09:52It'll be $950, and you're both in the film.
01:09:55We have to pay you?
01:09:58Yeah, this is the way things work in Hollywood nowadays.
01:10:01It's called crowdfunding.
01:10:03It's investing in yourself.
01:10:06What?
01:10:07You also got a producer's credit.
01:10:09Mm-hmm.
01:10:10This is scam!
01:10:11No, no, no.
01:10:12It's not a scam.
01:10:13No, no, no.
01:10:14We've had the most success we've had today than any other day.
01:10:17I know.
01:10:18It's like every girl that came in here was drunk.
01:10:20Yeah.
01:10:21Bottom line, we don't need you to make this movie.
01:10:24But if you want to be a part, $950.
01:10:28It's a scam!
01:10:29Fine.
01:10:30Okay.
01:10:31No problem.
01:10:32We're done for the night.
01:10:33Thank you for your time.
01:10:34Thank you, ladies.
01:10:35Wait.
01:10:36Wait, please.
01:10:37Oh, you're...
01:10:38You're in?
01:10:39Oh, yeah.
01:10:40Here you go.
01:10:41Let's get that.
01:10:43All right.
01:10:44Well, it'll be $950 each.
01:10:45Comes to $1,900 total.
01:10:46Russian women number one and two were Russian women one and one.
01:10:51Number two.
01:10:53There you go.
01:10:54All right, ladies.
01:10:55Welcome to Hollywood.
01:10:56I believe that card belongs to me.
01:10:57Hi.
01:10:58Scab!
01:10:59Scab!
01:11:00Scab!
01:11:01Ah!
01:11:02Ah!
01:11:03Ah!
01:11:04Ah!
01:11:05Ah!
01:11:06Ah!
01:11:07Ah!
01:11:08Ah!
01:11:09Ah!
01:11:10Ah!
01:11:11Ah!
01:11:12Ah!
01:11:13Ah!
01:11:14Ah!
01:11:15Ah!
01:11:16Ah!
01:11:17Ah!
01:11:18Ah!
01:11:19Ah!
01:11:20Ah!
01:11:21Ah!
01:11:22Ah!
01:11:23Ah!
01:11:24Ah!
01:11:25Ah!
01:11:26Ah!
01:11:27Ah!
01:11:28Ah!
01:11:30Ah!
01:11:31Ah!
01:11:32Ah!
01:11:33Ah!
01:11:35Ah!
01:11:36Ah!
01:11:36Ah!
01:11:37Oh, boy, sir!
01:11:39Stand down!
01:11:40Hall's clear!
01:11:41All right.
01:11:43Ha!
01:11:44Ah!
01:11:45Ah!
01:11:47Ah!
01:11:48Ah!
01:11:50Ah!
01:11:51Ah!
01:11:52Ladies, you've done good.
01:11:55Your English is not so good.
01:11:57You didn't do that good.
01:12:10Natasha, how does it feel to have a dream?
01:12:13I didn't have a dream. It was all scam.
01:12:16But you didn't know that at first.
01:12:18Yeah, for a moment you were cast in the movie.
01:12:20After going on a shopping spree on Rodeo Drive.
01:12:23Yes, how did that feel?
01:12:25It felt good.
01:12:28But it wasn't worth losing Lala over.
01:12:31Well, I don't know about Lala.
01:12:34But at least you didn't lose Anya.
01:12:39Right?
01:12:40Yeah, you're right.
01:12:41Friendship can make it through a lot.
01:12:43Get your hairs off my head!
01:12:45What do you think this is?
01:12:46A bank meltdown today had people all over the U.S.
01:12:49seen fluctuations in their bank account balances.
01:12:52It is estimated it will cost the nation just over a trillion dollars in bailouts.
01:12:56Many worry the government's Chinese creditors will call the U.S. on its debt.
01:13:01A trillion dollars?!
01:13:03Do you think this is going to come down on us?
01:13:06Come on!
01:13:11Are you friends with Lalia Saratova?
01:13:13Uh, yes.
01:13:14Come with me.
01:13:15Anya!
01:13:16Anya!
01:13:17Anya!
01:13:18Anya!
01:13:22Anya!
01:13:23Ani!
01:13:37No!
01:14:07What's up, bitches?
01:14:10Ahh!
01:14:12Yeah, yeah!
01:14:20Oh, bubblegum boys!
01:14:22Bubblegum boys!
01:14:24Yeah, the bubblegum boys!
01:14:28Hey.
01:14:35See you around.
01:14:37Yeah.
01:14:54So, where are we?
01:14:56Mexico!
01:14:58That's good, girl.
01:15:00I had enough of this Hollywood and United States.
01:15:03I think we have to make it a province of China anyway.
01:15:06Where are we going?
01:15:09Estudios Mexicano.
01:15:10I have so much to tell you.
01:15:12It is off the hook.
01:15:14Woo!
01:15:15Do you know how to drive now?
01:15:17I learned.
01:15:18I learned.
01:15:29Sorry.
01:15:30What are we going at?
01:15:31Go's us on, they're good.
01:15:32Go's us on,
01:15:33Son, go's us.
01:15:34Go's us.
01:15:35Go's us.
01:15:36Cuando hay que marchar
01:15:39Pero si hay amores que a los años
01:15:43Mueven las cenizas de lo que fue
01:15:48Y si el momento es necesario
01:15:53A veces en la vida juega el amor
01:15:57Es el sentimiento que te entregan
01:16:00Te entregan, te entregan
01:16:03Y luego el destino a tu alrededor
01:16:07Mueven las cenizas del amor
01:16:09Que te espera, te espera
01:16:12A veces en la vida juega el amor
01:16:17Es el sentimiento que te entregan
01:16:20Te entregan, te entregan
01:16:23Y luego el destino a tu alrededor
01:16:26Mueven las cenizas del amor
01:16:29Que te espera, te espera
01:16:32Gira, el mundo gira y gira
01:16:47Historias del pasado ya quedaron atrás
01:16:52Vive momentos de alegrías
01:16:57Escritos en tu vida
01:16:59No los puedes negar
01:17:03Pero si hay amores que a los años
01:17:07Mueven las cenizas de lo que fue
01:17:11Y si el momento es necesario
01:17:17A veces en la vida juega el amor
01:17:21Es el sentimiento que te entregan
01:17:24Te entregan, te entregan
01:17:25Y luego el destino a tu alrededor
01:17:31Mueven las cenizas del amor
01:17:33Que te espera, te espera
01:17:36A veces en la vida juega el amor
01:17:41Es el sentimiento que te entregan
01:17:44Y te entregan, te entregan
01:17:47Y luego el destino a tu alrededor
01:17:50Mueven las cenizas del amor
01:17:53Mueven las cenizas del amor
01:18:15Mueven las cenizas del amor
01:18:17Mueven las en la vida
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