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Harriet, a comic book artist with a secret, and her reckless BFF, Reba, take their '76 AMC Pacer on the open road and instead get a wild ride towards an impending nuclear apocalypse.
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00:00:13Okay, can you do this?
00:00:14No.
00:00:15Uh, okay, what if you try it this way?
00:00:17No.
00:00:18Okay, remember that Beyonce song?
00:00:20What?
00:00:21All the single ladies?
00:00:22No.
00:00:23Come on, Harriet.
00:00:24One song.
00:00:25It's your party.
00:00:26Mama's dead.
00:00:29Mama's dead.
00:00:30Yeah.
00:00:31Yeah.
00:00:37Did he leave a thousand women?
00:00:39Did he lose a million brains?
00:00:41If you ever met my daddy, he knows that's what I mean.
00:00:45I still love him, no matter what he's done.
00:00:49I still love him, and he's my only one.
00:00:53He might be a lion stealing cheater.
00:00:57Just like him, I'm a pleasure seeker.
00:01:04And if you see my daddy, don't tell him what I've said.
00:01:08If you know this song's about him, it might go to his head.
00:01:12Hey!
00:01:13Oh my god.
00:01:14I am so proud of you, and if mom and dad were around, they'd be so proud of you, too.
00:01:27Yeah.
00:01:28I wish they were here to see it.
00:01:30You know, I was thinking about dad the other day.
00:01:32How long will Reba be staying in Austin?
00:01:35About a week?
00:01:36Well, I'm so sorry that I can't be there for you.
00:01:40It's okay.
00:01:41You know, I should get back to the party.
00:01:42I love you, sis.
00:01:43Bye.
00:01:44Bye.
00:01:45Bye.
00:01:46Bye.
00:01:47Bye.
00:01:48Bye.
00:01:49It might be a lion stealing cheater.
00:01:52Touched like him, I'm a pleasure seeker.
00:01:56When your daddy's little girl, your daddy's little girl, look good.
00:02:02You're always wanting more, and if you could get more, you won't.
00:02:14You've been trying to do the math, been lighting up the clues for years.
00:02:21It's hard to see the truth, but walking into you is trying to come by.
00:02:26So, I know I'm probably not supposed to be asking you this, but what was it like in there?
00:02:31You know, in that end that institution, whatever...
00:02:38I'm still loving.
00:02:39But it might be a lion stealing cheater.
00:02:49What?
00:02:54Reba, you won't have fun if you'll be a little girl.
00:02:55Make some friends to be friends.
00:02:58Okay?
00:03:00Harriet, you okay in here?
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:11Oh, God, it's me.
00:03:20Reba, are you in there?
00:03:23Not her.
00:03:30Ready?
00:03:43Yeah.
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:10Whoo!
00:04:17Whoo-hoo!
00:04:18Mm-hmm.
00:04:20Mm-hmm.
00:04:21Mm-hmm.
00:04:22Mm-hmm.
00:04:22Mm-hmm.
00:04:23Mm-hmm.
00:04:28We have John Forrest here in the studio who has predicted that today is the first day of the apocalypse.
00:04:48Mr. Forrest, for those who aren't one of your...
00:04:51Shit, I'm late.
00:04:58Whoa, wait. Maybe when you get back we can hang out.
00:05:07Why?
00:05:15Oh my god, I am so excited about breakfast tacos.
00:05:19I'm gonna open your eyes to a world of possibilities. You have no idea.
00:05:23It's gonna be amazing. It's gonna be incredible.
00:05:27Uh-huh. Texas has so much to offer.
00:05:38So...
00:05:40How are you doing?
00:05:41Really?
00:05:45Oh my god, I'm fine.
00:05:48Don't worry about me.
00:05:50I'm excited to start this new phase of my life.
00:05:53I learned the Dewey Decimal System.
00:05:56Whoa, that's impressive.
00:05:58I wanted to be prepared.
00:06:01So, who is the guy?
00:06:02It's just some guy from the gallery. And I know you've changed the subject.
00:06:06Yeah, but what happened to Ian?
00:06:09Ian and I were never gonna make it.
00:06:11He just...
00:06:14Wanted me to want him more.
00:06:16You know?
00:06:17Wanted me to tell him I loved him all the time.
00:06:20Try to chase him down.
00:06:22I don't, Chase.
00:06:24Yeah, Chase.
00:06:26Yeah.
00:06:28You know, I know we gotta, like, start.
00:06:29But just in case, I demand a very special treat for us.
00:06:32Yeah, we're never gonna be the famous ones that we dreamed about more.
00:06:37When we were young and the Hollywood summer night better.
00:06:41So looking real, real pretty like a young girl's show.
00:06:45I'm never gonna be the famous ones that we dreamed about more.
00:06:51When we were young and the Hollywood summer night better.
00:06:55Only you would start a road trip on the first day of the apocalypse.
00:06:58We're keeping down the leaves.
00:06:59We're just about to keep on us all the time.
00:07:02Jimmy Boos, you wanna be the king?
00:07:05Well, I'll be more.
00:07:09Well, I do.
00:07:11Well, I do.
00:07:13Ha! I do.
00:07:15Well, all right.
00:07:20This is your plan.
00:07:23I thought it'd be authentic.
00:07:25I am literally speechless.
00:07:26Why are you still working?
00:07:39Aren't you a grad student now?
00:07:42Just trying to make a little cash before I start.
00:07:44Oh.
00:07:48It was nice seeing your mom yesterday at the party.
00:07:50Oh, yeah.
00:07:51I don't want her to be alone if she doesn't have to be, but God.
00:07:55She is non-stop right now.
00:07:59Your mom's probably just worried about you.
00:08:00That's what moms do.
00:08:01My mom is worried that I'm gonna end up like her.
00:08:04Discarded for a better version.
00:08:05And all alone.
00:08:06I'm never gonna end up like that.
00:08:10She's just trying to show you that she loves you.
00:08:11She's just trying to show you that she loves you.
00:08:12I don't know.
00:08:13No.
00:08:14She's just trying to show you that she loves you.
00:08:15No.
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00:09:07Okay, if we were Thelma and Louise, which one would you be?
00:09:22Thelma, so I could run into Brad Pitt's penis.
00:09:26You could have Michael Madsen.
00:09:27He was kind of cute.
00:09:28No, you thought he was cute?
00:09:30Pompters are hot.
00:09:31No, they're not hot.
00:09:33Don't be so boring, Harriet.
00:09:36You used to think pompters are hot before you got into grad school.
00:09:39Okay, Reba, can we just have fun?
00:09:41This is your first road trip.
00:09:43I planned a very special scenic route.
00:09:45I haven't been on a road trip for a reason.
00:09:48I do not need to see White America.
00:09:56Hey, I was just teasing.
00:09:59This will be fun.
00:10:06I can see you.
00:10:07So?
00:10:08Anyone coming can see you.
00:10:09I can see you.
00:10:13I can see you.
00:10:14So?
00:10:15Anyone coming can see you.
00:10:16What's your point?
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:19You didn't stick it out with Ian.
00:10:21You didn't stick it out with Ian.
00:10:22So?
00:10:23Have you ever thought that maybe you'd do the same thing with your friends?
00:10:24I can see you.
00:10:25I can see you.
00:10:26I can see you.
00:10:27So?
00:10:28Anyone coming can see you.
00:10:29What's your point?
00:10:30Okay.
00:10:31You didn't stick it out with Ian.
00:10:34I can see you.
00:10:35I can see you.
00:10:36I can see you.
00:10:37I can see you.
00:10:38I can see you.
00:10:39I can see you.
00:10:40I can see you.
00:10:41I can see you.
00:10:42I can see you.
00:10:43I can see you.
00:10:44I can see you.
00:10:45So?
00:10:46Anyone coming can see you.
00:10:47What's your point?
00:10:48Okay.
00:10:49You didn't stick it out with Ian.
00:10:50So?
00:10:51Have you ever thought that maybe you'd do the same thing with your life?
00:10:53You know, you never take a stand or make a strong choice.
00:10:56You never make a decision, you know?
00:10:58You just sort of say, fuck it, and move on.
00:11:00It's all arbitrary.
00:11:01Harriet.
00:11:05Reba.
00:11:06Listen, Oprah, I didn't know we were on girl time.
00:11:09Besides, I'm not the one with the problem knowing what I want.
00:11:17I know what I want.
00:11:18Really?
00:11:19You want to be a librarian?
00:11:22In Texas?
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:25I mean, libraries are important to me, you know?
00:11:30I mean, our parents used to take me and Amanda to the library when we were kids.
00:11:35And it was the only place I could really find...
00:11:39I love this song!
00:11:48Harriet!
00:11:49Come on!
00:11:51Come on!
00:11:52I'm not dancing with you.
00:11:53Come on!
00:11:54You want to.
00:11:55I know you do.
00:11:56Oh, yeah.
00:11:57Watch me choose and do this!
00:12:00No, Rita!
00:12:01Don't!
00:12:02Don't!
00:12:03We're in Texas!
00:12:04You make it in Texas!
00:12:05Oh, my God!
00:12:06Woo!
00:12:07I give that a five.
00:12:08Woo!
00:12:09Woo!
00:12:10I'm ready, one, two, three!
00:12:11Go!
00:12:12Go!
00:12:13Go!
00:12:14Yeah!
00:12:16I give that a five.
00:12:17Oh!
00:12:18So cute!
00:12:19Whoa!
00:12:20Whoa!
00:12:21Whoa!
00:12:22Whoa!
00:12:23Whoa!
00:12:24Whoa!
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00:12:32Whoa!
00:12:33Whoa!
00:12:34Whoa!
00:12:35Whoa!
00:12:36Whoa!
00:12:37Um, could you just, uh...
00:12:44You're exactly where you're supposed to be.
00:12:49Oh my god, don't make fun of me.
00:12:52Where else would we be besides exactly where we are?
00:12:55Have you ever thought about that?
00:12:57Hey, can you just...
00:12:59I know his own fashion doesn't make sense, but I'm supposed to be a librarian.
00:13:12I'm supposed to have a life surrounded by books, I just know it.
00:13:16But why?
00:13:18I don't know.
00:13:21They have power.
00:13:24And once you have that power or that knowledge,
00:13:27no one can take that away from you.
00:13:47There's no signal here.
00:13:49I told my mom I'd call her when we got halfway.
00:13:57I don't know.
00:13:58I don't know.
00:14:28I don't know.
00:14:59The president emphasized the need for calm and assurance.
00:15:12It's still too early to estimate casualties, but it could easily total in the millions in the immediate aftermath,
00:15:19and untold more in the ensuing weeks from radiation exposure.
00:15:28The air is terrible here.
00:15:48It could be wildfire season.
00:15:50Do they have that here?
00:15:53Sky looks a little crazy.
00:15:56I'm just going to go look for a phone.
00:15:57I'll be right back.
00:15:58No phone anywhere, but I found something better.
00:16:15I'm just going to go look for a phone.
00:16:16Hi.
00:16:17I made friends.
00:16:18What's this?
00:16:19Um, that's my work.
00:16:20I'm an inker.
00:16:21For comics.
00:16:22I never understood why all the female characters in these things have to dress in such skimpy outfits to beat up bad guys.
00:16:39It's essential.
00:16:40Can you just get it back to me, please?
00:16:42Sure.
00:16:44It just seems like such a male-centric view, you know?
00:16:53I'm Harriet.
00:16:54Yeah.
00:16:55Right.
00:16:56Forgot that part.
00:16:57I'm Reba.
00:16:58Yeah.
00:16:59I'm Alex.
00:17:00I thought I was going to be Alex.
00:17:02You can both be Alex.
00:17:03I'm Kit.
00:17:04And I'm a writer?
00:17:05I guess I'm a writer.
00:17:07Good.
00:17:13I'm sorry.
00:17:14I'm just not feeling great.
00:17:17Dude, quit being such a psychosomatic pussy, right?
00:17:19I'm not a psychosomatic pussy, man.
00:17:21I don't feel good.
00:17:22That's right.
00:17:23So, Harriet.
00:17:24Reba says that you might be able to give us a ride.
00:17:27She did.
00:17:28She's up the road a bit.
00:17:30We really appreciate your kindness.
00:17:33It would, like, totally cement our faith in humanity.
00:17:36Reba, can I talk to you for a minute?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:52Why did you tell me that you could come with us?
00:17:55They're a little weird, but they're musicians, so it's part of the course.
00:17:58I do not think this is a good idea.
00:17:59Okay, it's been a little while since you've had a date.
00:18:01You can thank me when it's over.
00:18:03But only if you come.
00:18:04That's ridiculous.
00:18:05I had a date.
00:18:06Give me the keys.
00:18:09What is that?
00:18:10A taser.
00:18:11A what?
00:18:12A taser.
00:18:13It's a weapon.
00:18:14Give me the keys.
00:18:16I'm not giving you the keys.
00:18:18Dude, what are you doing?
00:18:19I thought only women carry keys.
00:18:20Shut up!
00:18:21Yeah, come on, man.
00:18:22What are you doing?
00:18:23I'm getting us the hell out of this godforsaken country.
00:18:25If these two bitches would just shut up and give me the keys!
00:18:28No, he's just being real squirrely.
00:18:29That's what I'm saying.
00:18:30I'm being super squirrely.
00:18:31Just shut up, you guys!
00:18:32In case you haven't noticed, what we're doing is totally illegal.
00:18:35No, man.
00:18:36What you're doing is totally illegal.
00:18:37All right?
00:18:38We already agreed that there is no illegal anymore.
00:18:40That's what I meant.
00:18:41All right, man.
00:18:42But that's no excuse for bad acting to enter the equation.
00:18:44No matter what the state of the world.
00:18:45State of the world?
00:18:46You too!
00:18:47Shut up!
00:18:48Keys!
00:18:49God, do you have to yell, man?
00:18:50Some of us have splitting headaches.
00:18:51I told you you're sick too, aren't you?
00:18:52I'm not sick, man.
00:18:53I have headaches.
00:18:54People have headaches.
00:18:55Everything that happens.
00:18:56She's going to give you the keys.
00:18:57No, I'm not.
00:18:58I'm not fucking around anymore!
00:19:00Give me the fucking key!
00:19:01Totally squirrely.
00:19:02Shut up!
00:19:03What the fuck, man?
00:19:04I didn't mean to do it with an accident!
00:19:06What the fuck?
00:19:07Sorry!
00:19:08Are you okay?
00:19:09Sorry!
00:19:10No!
00:19:11No!
00:19:12No!
00:19:13Give me the keys!
00:19:14Now!
00:19:22Hey, uh, look.
00:19:23I'm real sorry we're stealing your car and everything, but it's pretty much every man for
00:19:29every person for himself out there, so...
00:19:33Let's move!
00:19:34Uh...
00:19:35Lie on the ground and put your hands behind your head.
00:19:39Count to like...
00:19:40A hundred?
00:19:41Hey, don't move until you're done or we won't be as nice as we've been.
00:19:44I'll sweep it.
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00:20:36we need to find a phone ah damn it my phone was in the car yeah
00:20:44mine too let's go wait wait wait wait I think there was a gas station back that
00:20:50way yeah but Austin is that way it was stupid to go back that way now
00:20:56stupid you know what's stupid we just got carjacked almost tased and all your
00:21:04clothes are probably getting worn by three skinny guys right now
00:21:11sorry I missed the first class professor smarty pants you wouldn't believe what
00:21:16happened to me this weekend I wasn't quite the bukkake
00:21:21bukkake yeah it was a totally fucked up situation I know it doesn't it means when
00:21:28a bunch of dudes come over all over a girl's face
00:21:32it's my point exactly
00:21:34you're weird you're gonna miss me
00:21:41first people to see us we'll stop
00:21:45let's go
00:21:59the drakes the drakes the spider legs like lashes on my eyes
00:22:07hey hey hey stop stop hey hey oh come on what's in this
00:22:18I don't know clothes and comics or something great
00:22:26there'll be something for us to burn later when we freeze together
00:22:29you're not gonna burn my books
00:22:31it's hard to burn a car that I can't dissolve
00:22:37and the devil and the details
00:22:42Lelly's stepping back
00:22:45this is ridiculous it's freezing out here this is by far the darkest dark I've ever seen and we're probably gonna freeze to death or get bitten by a snake or a coyote or whatever the hell else is out here
00:23:05hey things can still turn around jesus what are you talking about that's crazy
00:23:19that's not crazy actually you want to know what's crazy is picking up three strange hipster boys at a deserted rest stop that's crazy you know whatever we wouldn't have been at that crappy rest stop if you weren't leaving me
00:23:34what are you talking about I'm not leaving you I'm just moving on with my life
00:23:39you don't even talk to me about it
00:23:40yeah I don't have to consult you that's part of making adult decisions which you know nothing about
00:23:46oh my god of course we end up here in the middle of nowhere because I'm with you and you don't you don't think about the consequences you just do shit
00:23:53because thinking has gotten you so far
00:23:55you're just jealous
00:23:58of what what lame grad school
00:24:01fucking texas
00:24:02no that I'm I'm moving on with my life that I'm actually doing something with myself
00:24:06oh is that what the armchair shits told you in the crazy place
00:24:09yeah as a matter of fact they did
00:24:10I don't even know who you are anymore
00:24:12like with your stupid post-it notes and your blind denial and all that weird psychoanalyzation
00:24:19you are not moving on
00:24:23you're just moving
00:24:25you are not growing up
00:24:27all you're doing is turning your back on what you already have
00:24:32fuck this
00:24:35hey
00:24:36hello
00:24:56are you okay
00:25:07are you okay or are you hurt or
00:25:13no
00:25:14no I'm okay I just thought I thought I was gonna hit you
00:25:20no I'm okay you did great
00:25:24it's probably both of our lucky days
00:25:28my friend and I lost our car and no one stopped for us so I just had to wave someone down
00:25:35it was pretty stupid
00:25:36yep
00:25:37I'm Harriet
00:25:41Sean
00:25:45I don't want to intrude or anything but would you mind giving us a ride?
00:25:55Harriet maybe this isn't such a good idea
00:25:57where are you going?
00:26:02somewhere with the phone
00:26:03hello
00:26:09hop in
00:26:13gas station up the road, peace
00:26:16where are you from?
00:26:46Los Angeles
00:26:51no I mean where are you really from?
00:26:55Sean
00:26:56do you live around here?
00:27:01where are you girls headed?
00:27:04Austin
00:27:05what was in Austin?
00:27:07I'm starting graduate school
00:27:09in what?
00:27:11your dreams?
00:27:13no in information studies
00:27:15it's interdisciplinary
00:27:18it ain't happening
00:27:20we should just get out
00:27:21this is not okay
00:27:23we could just walk
00:27:23we were exactly where we're supposed to
00:27:25no secrets
00:27:26I'm sorry
00:27:30I didn't
00:27:31I didn't mean to be sharp
00:27:33just
00:27:34a little stress with everything that's been happening
00:27:36I mean
00:27:37I guess since we just got carjacked
00:27:41we have a little bit of a leg up on those stress levels
00:27:43you making fun of me?
00:27:49no
00:27:50no no
00:27:52why would I do that?
00:27:54yeah no she's totally serious
00:27:56you girls think this is a time for jokes
00:27:58time for fun and games
00:28:01no this
00:28:03this is a time for reckoning
00:28:05that's what this is
00:28:07why?
00:28:08here we go
00:28:09Isaiah
00:28:09the earth is polluted
00:28:13because of its inhabitants
00:28:16who have transgressed
00:28:18laws
00:28:19violated statues
00:28:20broken
00:28:21the ancient covenant
00:28:23therefore
00:28:24a curse
00:28:25devours
00:28:26the earth
00:28:27he knew it
00:28:31Forrest knew it
00:28:33but he was righteous
00:28:34I never doubted him
00:28:36never
00:28:37not once
00:28:38why are
00:28:42just
00:28:43not your head
00:28:44secrets
00:28:45going after the bases if you ask me
00:28:54Koreans
00:28:56North Koreans
00:28:59they're the only ones who can do it
00:29:01hey asshole
00:29:03I'm Chinese
00:29:04don't you have to report in somewhere
00:29:06yeah I kept telling
00:29:08everybody about you people
00:29:10don't believe me
00:29:12Sean I'm here
00:29:16do not
00:29:17I can hear you
00:29:18I'm right here
00:29:19hey Sean do you think you could slow down a little bit
00:29:23you think you can
00:29:24hold your sneaky shit on me
00:29:26you done fucked with the wrong country this time
00:29:29now we are going to bring the pain
00:29:32stop the car you're creating
00:29:33we are going to nuke
00:29:34your yellow asses back you into a judgment day
00:29:37that's what you've done
00:29:37you get that right
00:29:38you understand that
00:29:39right
00:29:39fuck you
00:29:41therefore a curse
00:29:45consumes the earth
00:29:47its people must
00:29:48fuck you
00:29:49you sickly sack of shit
00:29:52very few
00:29:53very few
00:29:53are left
00:29:54you
00:29:55have to
00:29:57the entrance
00:29:58to every
00:29:59house
00:30:00you are
00:30:00and
00:30:01you
00:30:01forced to it
00:30:02he saw it coming
00:30:04and you
00:30:04will pay for your sins
00:30:06all of you
00:30:07from the west
00:30:08they praise the lord's majesty
00:30:11terribly
00:30:11trash
00:30:12where is everyone
00:30:24where is everyone
00:30:26after he can
00:30:34to be
00:30:35into the
00:30:35home
00:30:36you
00:30:36have to
00:30:37come to
00:30:37you
00:30:38not
00:30:38the
00:30:38enough
00:30:39to do
00:30:40you
00:30:40hit
00:30:40I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is the worst road trip ever.
00:31:04Yeah.
00:31:10It's terrible, actually.
00:31:22It's been a complete and utter waste of time.
00:31:26What? No, I didn't mean it that way.
00:31:32Funny thing is, I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be.
00:31:38Nowhere.
00:31:44Wait, Harriet.
00:31:46What?
00:31:48What?
00:31:50What?
00:31:52What?
00:31:54What?
00:31:56What?
00:31:58What?
00:32:00What?
00:32:02What?
00:32:04What?
00:32:06What?
00:32:08What?
00:32:10What?
00:32:12What?
00:32:14What?
00:32:16What?
00:32:18What?
00:32:20What?
00:32:22What?
00:32:24What?
00:32:26What?
00:32:28What?
00:32:30What?
00:32:36What?
00:32:38What?
00:32:40What?
00:32:42What?
00:32:44I don't know.
00:33:14Open up.
00:33:18Harry.
00:33:20I got something for you.
00:33:24Come on, Harry.
00:33:26Gotta be better out here with me than in a gas station bathroom.
00:33:36Okay, let me just say something.
00:33:39I know how important this is to you.
00:33:42And I know that it can feel...
00:33:50I know that it can feel dark sometimes.
00:33:54But I'm your best friend.
00:33:56And we're gonna get you to Austin no matter what.
00:34:02Hey.
00:34:16Enough of this chiclet talk. Let's get wasted.
00:34:20Okay, but we have to leave them a few bucks for beer.
00:34:24Oh, please.
00:34:26This day calls for something a little bit less pussy.
00:34:30Go back to the candy pile.
00:34:32Oh my God.
00:34:34There, you're also a doctor.
00:34:36Oh my God, I'm so punk rock.
00:34:38Go back to the chip pile.
00:34:40Oh my God, I should really clean that up.
00:34:42There, you're a doctor, but you're a failure.
00:34:44Because you're drunk like your father.
00:34:45Now you go back to the candy.
00:34:46Because that is where you turn the light on.
00:34:48Where you turn the light on.
00:34:50And then you join all your friends in the afterlife because you were alive on the chip pile the whole time.
00:34:54And time is irrelevant.
00:35:10And that's the plot of Lost.
00:35:12Do you ever wonder why everyone on TV looks so good when everything's going to shit?
00:35:18Like Mila Jovovich.
00:35:22She looked hot.
00:35:40I should borrow your shorts.
00:35:44What was that?
00:35:46I don't know.
00:35:52I'll go this way.
00:35:54You go around the other side.
00:35:56Wait.
00:35:57Harriet.
00:35:58I left them.
00:35:59I left them.
00:36:00They couldn't.
00:36:01Get them.
00:36:02Just get them.
00:36:03Get them.
00:36:04Get them.
00:36:05Get them.
00:36:06Get them.
00:36:07Get them.
00:36:08Get them.
00:36:09Get the dog.
00:36:10Get them.
00:36:11Get them.
00:36:12Get them.
00:36:13Get the dog.
00:36:14Get them.
00:36:15Get them.
00:36:16Get them.
00:36:17Get them.
00:36:18Get the dog.
00:36:20Get the dog.
00:36:30I mean...
00:37:02Hey, did you see something?
00:37:23Is there someone here?
00:37:30What's wrong?
00:37:32Okay, basically, there are no working phones in the Southwest.
00:37:39Come on.
00:37:40I don't really like it out here.
00:37:41Let's just go inside, okay?
00:37:44Okay?
00:37:44Okay.
00:37:45Okay.
00:37:45I don't know.
00:37:46Okay.
00:37:47Okay.
00:37:47Okay.
00:37:48Okay.
00:38:18Let's go.
00:38:49Let's just say for a second that there is a God.
00:38:51Why would he hate fags?
00:38:53I mean, why would he hate anyone?
00:38:54I thought that was the point of having a devil.
00:38:56And I just don't get it.
00:38:58Did I ever tell you about that friend of mine when I was little?
00:39:01What was her name?
00:39:02Lisa something or other.
00:39:03She was super religious.
00:39:05I didn't realize it at the time, but her parents used to take me to Sunday school and mass every Sunday when we were playing.
00:39:10And years later, I get this Christmas card.
00:39:12And I swear to God, the only three words they used in the entire card were Jesus, Savior, and Amen.
00:39:17How do you make a sentence with those three words?
00:39:19How do you send a card to somebody?
00:39:20Can you hear me, Austin?
00:39:22What?
00:39:24I am.
00:39:24No, uh, stay with me in Austin to live.
00:39:33Yeah, right.
00:39:40Harriet.
00:39:40Look, it's safer there, and you've always said you wanted to get out of L.A.
00:39:47You know, Austin could be a fresh start.
00:39:51I don't know, Harriet.
00:40:00Okay.
00:40:01I bet Austin has a great art scene, and it's smaller, so it would be easier to break your way into.
00:40:07And, uh, you always say that you've slept with everyone in Los Angeles, so it'd be a whole new population.
00:40:16That was a joke.
00:40:24Los Angeles...
00:40:28is a wasteland.
00:40:32There's nothing there anymore.
00:40:34It's not fair to say that there's nothing there.
00:40:36No, Reba, what I'm trying to tell you...
00:40:38Oh, shit.
00:40:39What?
00:40:40It's them!
00:40:41Who?
00:40:41The hipsters!
00:40:46Get down!
00:40:48We have to hide!
00:40:49Where?
00:40:50We're in the middle of the road!
00:40:54Wait, I have an idea.
00:40:57Man, this chick has a ton of books.
00:41:00Books are no longer useful except as fire fuel.
00:41:03It's ridiculous.
00:41:04Yeah, it really is, man.
00:41:07God.
00:41:09Oh, I think we're gonna have the runs again.
00:41:12Just because there's a nuclear war doesn't mean we can't read.
00:41:15We can.
00:41:17We won't.
00:41:20Hey, what's the point?
00:41:22I'm sorry, what's the point?
00:41:23Of reading?
00:41:24Uh, I don't know, man.
00:41:25How about education or entertainment or just trying to expand your worldview a little bit?
00:41:32How about that?
00:41:33You're never gonna make it.
00:41:39What if Mexico's just as fucked?
00:41:57What if they didn't deadening nuclear weapons against their own people?
00:41:59You don't know that's what happened.
00:42:00It's so obvious.
00:42:02What about Al-Qaeda?
00:42:04Oh, what about Al-Qaeda?
00:42:05What kind of fucking moron are you?
00:42:07Okay.
00:42:08What terrorist organization could detonate four bombs within the U.S. at the exact same time?
00:42:13Huh?
00:42:13Moron?
00:42:14Okay.
00:42:15What government could do that without us finding out about it right away?
00:42:19And with four cities that happen to have key military bases...
00:42:20Shut up, all right?
00:42:21Just shut up.
00:42:22He's not like a crazy person.
00:42:23Great, man.
00:42:24I don't know.
00:42:28Hey!
00:42:28Shut him up!
00:42:29Stop it!
00:42:30What was that?
00:42:38I don't know.
00:42:38He's been a fucking baby ever since I tased him.
00:42:41You know what, man?
00:42:41He's sick, okay?
00:42:43And I'm not feeling great myself.
00:42:46Did any of your crazy comic books teach you how to do this stuff?
00:42:49I got us this far, didn't I?
00:42:51I'll get us out.
00:42:51Yeah, you did.
00:42:53Good for you.
00:42:54You know, you're not actually looking 100% either.
00:42:57Sure feel a little sweat?
00:43:01It's Texas dickhead.
00:43:03Sweating some recreational sport.
00:43:06That's cute.
00:43:07Did you put that in the bumper sticker?
00:43:08I got it.
00:43:29Hi.
00:43:31Hi.
00:43:37Remember me?
00:43:39Yeah.
00:43:45You haven't seen my friend, have you?
00:43:47The blonde one?
00:43:49Steve? Alex? Nah, it doesn't matter. His name's Steve.
00:43:52I misplaced him.
00:43:55No.
00:43:57I lost my friend, too.
00:44:01And now I'm just out here all by myself.
00:44:04All alone, just a little old me.
00:44:08Okay. Come on.
00:44:10You don't really think I'm stupid enough to fall for that, do you?
00:44:17Ah! Jesus Christ! What the hell is wrong with that?!
00:44:23Is he dead?
00:44:27Hey, Kit?
00:44:37Oh, wait. Um, wait. Can you just wait? Sorry.
00:44:42I know the bombs are making things weird, and I'm still trying to figure out what to do about that.
00:44:48Look, this is gonna sound crazy, but I feel like you might be the person who could hear it. So, here goes.
00:44:58Um, you know, if I was being honest with myself, I don't have a lot going right now.
00:45:04I mean, I'm not a loser, but, uh, I'm sort of just nothing.
00:45:11Sort of a walking example of unfulfilled potential.
00:45:14So anyway, I applied to grad school and didn't get in.
00:45:20But regardless, I'm going, and it's the first time in my life that I haven't just fallen into whatever's easiest.
00:45:28And for better or for worse, I'm dragging my friend along with me, and that may not mean anything to you, but it means the world to me.
00:45:35And that car right there, that's my stuff. And could I just have it back, please?
00:45:48I always wanted to do something like that.
00:45:51I think that staying motivated is more important than ever now.
00:45:57And, uh, and I guess things kind of gotten out of hand.
00:46:03Yeah, and, you know, it's no big deal. You know, I always like to say that you're exactly where you're-
00:46:08Gotcha! Took you long enough.
00:46:11How about we find that friend of yours and have ourselves a little fun?
00:46:16Harriet, get in the car!
00:46:20Harriet, get in the car!
00:46:22Help me to go!
00:46:46ふぅ!
00:46:52契い!
00:47:31Why did I do that?
00:47:52Why?
00:47:53Hey, just calm down, okay?
00:47:55It's okay.
00:47:56It's gonna be okay.
00:47:57Oh, my God.
00:47:59My mom.
00:48:01What am I gonna tell my mom?
00:48:04How am I gonna tell her what I did?
00:48:08Hey.
00:48:09Hey, it's okay, all right?
00:48:13It's okay.
00:48:15Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:16We'll just make everything right, okay?
00:48:20Okay?
00:48:21It's gonna be okay.
00:48:23Okay?
00:48:24Okay?
00:48:24Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:25Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:26Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:27Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:27Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:28Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:29Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:29Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:30Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:31Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:32Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:33Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:34Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:35Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:36Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:37Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:38Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:39Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:40Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:41Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:42Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:43Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:44Let's get back to Austin.
00:48:45Let's get back to Austin.
00:51:40Hey, Amanda.
00:51:41Oh, hey, Amanda.
00:52:07Hey, Amanda?
00:52:12Amanda?
00:52:18Oh, my God, you've made it.
00:52:23I can't believe you're fucking here right now.
00:52:25You made it out of Los Angeles.
00:52:27I can't believe you're standing here.
00:52:29I mean, I was so worried.
00:52:30Everyone's gone crazy.
00:52:31Everyone went for the water.
00:52:32I mean, there's like no water left anywhere.
00:52:34You know that disaster preparation kit that I have?
00:52:37That lasts one day because I only had five gallons in it.
00:52:39And that lasts one day, and that's it.
00:52:41We ran out of water, and so I thought,
00:52:43what are we going to do?
00:52:44We're going to drink beer.
00:52:47Aren't I smart?
00:52:49Aren't I so smart?
00:52:50You're smart.
00:52:51What are you talking about?
00:52:52I mean, they said like 250,000.
00:52:55No, baby, that's Houston.
00:52:57I know.
00:53:00Those poor fucking people dying from all the radiation.
00:53:06I mean, we started this fund, you know?
00:53:08Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what, what?
00:53:10Radiation?
00:53:13What happened?
00:53:14Was there an accident?
00:53:16What?
00:53:17You don't know.
00:53:18Oh, my God, Reba.
00:53:19There was a bomb.
00:53:20There was a bomb.
00:53:21What?
00:53:22My heart is just breaking.
00:53:23Okay, Amanda, stop.
00:53:24She doesn't know about the bombs, okay?
00:53:25Just stop talking.
00:53:26Did you know Harriet?
00:53:27It's not for you to tell, okay?
00:53:28Did you know Harriet?
00:53:29Did you know Harriet?
00:53:30Okay, all right, all right.
00:53:31Well, someone just please tell me what the fuck is going on.
00:53:33One of the bombs went off in Los Angeles.
00:53:34Oh, my God, you knew, and you haven't even trained for yet.
00:53:35Okay, we've been on the road, and I just haven't had a chance to.
00:53:36Wait, so you've been on the road.
00:53:37You've been on the road.
00:53:38You've been on the road.
00:53:39Stop it!
00:53:40You've been on the road.
00:53:41An
00:54:00What?
00:54:03How bad is it?
00:54:04I mean, I'm sure it's not that.
00:54:05It's a total loss.
00:54:07Los Angeles is gone.
00:54:09Hey, but there has to be survivors.
00:54:12No, it's pretty grim.
00:54:14You guys are lucky you made it out alive.
00:54:21Reba, I'm so, so sorry about your mom.
00:54:32No.
00:54:34No.
00:54:43You knew?
00:54:56Yeah.
00:55:00Not really, I didn't know.
00:55:02I didn't know everything.
00:55:04I didn't know how to tell you.
00:55:08I didn't want to hurt you.
00:55:10I just thought we could get here and everything would just work out, you know, right?
00:55:14What is wrong with you?
00:55:16I'm really sorry.
00:55:18You're sorry?
00:55:20About what?
00:55:22About not telling me that the world is going crazy?
00:55:26Or that my...
00:55:28Or that my mom is...
00:55:36Hey, it's okay.
00:55:38We're safe and we're here, so that's a good thing.
00:55:40Why are we here?
00:55:42Why are we here?
00:55:44Why are we here?
00:55:46Why are we here?
00:55:48Amanda, did you know that Harriet didn't get into grad school?
00:55:52She just let everyone think that she did.
00:55:56What, you didn't think I knew?
00:55:58You know that was another lie that you could keep from me?
00:56:02They said I didn't get in the semester, but they said that if I reapply...
00:56:05Amanda!
00:56:06Did you know that your sister applied to a make-believe grad school from a mental institution
00:56:12where she hung out for the last couple of months after she tried to kill herself?
00:56:16What?
00:56:18Harriet, I didn't even...
00:56:20You couldn't even get that right.
00:56:22Go back to the crazy house where you fucking belong.
00:56:26Love of mine
00:56:36Was in your hand will only numb the pain
00:56:44There's no real life
00:56:48Being numb will shield you from the rain
00:56:52We could have to go to the kitchen
00:56:54You were so scared, I didn't even know the whole atmosphere.
00:56:56We didn't know the whole life
00:56:57I thought I would go back to the kitchen
00:57:01To help shine a light along the road
00:57:05To go to the kitchen
00:57:06And fill in the kitchen
00:57:08And fill out the kitchen
00:57:09This is the kitchen
00:57:10At the kitchen
00:57:11This is the kitchen
00:57:12and I'm gonna do it
00:57:14I'm gonna let you know
00:57:15I know
00:57:16I'm gonna use the kitchen
00:57:17I'm gonna use the kitchen
00:57:19To go to the kitchen
00:57:20Who did it?
00:57:27Terrace.
00:57:29I don't know which group, but...
00:57:34Basically, I don't know.
00:57:36Maybe it was God.
00:57:46Is there a phone I can use?
00:57:50My mom's just outside in LA.
00:57:53If I could just give her a call...
00:57:55Reba, you can't.
00:57:59The president basically shut out all communication because of the terrorists.
00:58:11Okay.
00:58:12Oh, I'm sorry.
00:58:30No, I'm not using it.
00:58:32Do you need it here?
00:58:32It's cool.
00:58:37You can have it.
00:58:41Are you okay?
00:58:44Yeah.
00:58:46Are you okay?
00:58:50Look at me.
00:58:55Do I look okay?
00:58:55You know, maybe you shouldn't be, um...
00:59:02What?
00:59:03Drinking clear water?
00:59:04Okay.
00:59:04This, more than any other moment, is the most important time to not act without the information.
00:59:14To attack without certain knowledge.
00:59:16Are you crazy?
00:59:17We have been summarily attacked by the enemy.
00:59:19Millions are dead.
00:59:20Many more will die in the next days, weeks, months.
00:59:23We are at war.
00:59:24What's your answer?
00:59:26Lawn the world until there's nothing left.
00:59:28Bring on the new...
00:59:28They're scared of terrorists.
00:59:30They're stopping everyone and rounding them up.
00:59:32And I quote the prophet Forrest.
00:59:34The offer of God's love is sent forth into all the world, but no man of his own religion will respond to...
00:59:41Why is this happening?
00:59:50Do you have, um, a boyfriend or a husband that maybe I should...
00:59:55It's gone.
00:59:55I haven't talked to him.
00:59:59I don't know where he is.
01:00:03I'm sorry.
01:00:08I can't go home.
01:00:11I can't talk to my husband.
01:00:12I can't call my doctor.
01:00:18I just want to go home.
01:00:19I just want to go home.
01:00:25I don't know where he is.
01:00:27I don't know where he is.
01:00:27I'm sorry.
01:00:28Okay.
01:00:58Okay.
01:00:59Okay.
01:01:00Okay.
01:01:01Okay.
01:01:02Okay.
01:01:03Okay.
01:01:33Okay.
01:02:03Hey, slow down.
01:02:10Do you want to fuck me or not?
01:02:16Do you want to fuck me or not?
01:02:41I know you feel alone.
01:02:54But while you're out there, out there, dreaming, you got no proof to take back home.
01:02:59All you dreamers, dreamers, dreamers, dreamers.
01:03:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that.
01:03:06No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:07Oh, fuck.
01:03:08Fuck sake.
01:03:09Jamers
01:03:39It doesn't
01:03:41It does not
01:03:43I know
01:04:01Are you looking for someone?
01:04:09RON uz
01:04:31What the f*** is this guy?
01:04:33Just talking to him
01:04:35Don't you p*** off man this is my girlfriend
01:04:37Just talking to her.
01:04:38No, no, it's just not talking to her.
01:04:40What do you mean?
01:04:42What do you do, Mr. Mary?
01:05:07Can you see anything?
01:05:36Did something happen?
01:05:43Nothing, it's just, it's quiet.
01:06:06Stay indoors until further notice.
01:06:20Do not attempt to leave your homes.
01:06:22The Governor has declared martial law until further notice and all residents are required
01:06:26to stay indoors.
01:06:27Police and National Guardsmen will be visiting homes in the ensuing hours to ensure the safety
01:06:32of Austin citizens.
01:06:33Please make sure you are home.
01:06:35Anyone found outdoors will be detained immediately by a uniformed police or military officer.
01:06:40All citizens should be carrying documentation of citizenship at all times and will be required
01:06:45to show them if approached by authorities.
01:06:47Anyone without proof of residency on their person will be detained immediately.
01:06:51American passports are strongly recommended.
01:06:54I repeat, stay indoors.
01:06:56Did you just say passports?
01:06:58Reba.
01:06:59Reba, you can't go up.
01:07:15Oh, my God.
01:09:45What you doing out, China?
01:09:51Don't you know it's dangerous to be outside right now?
01:09:55Unless you're the one who's up to no good.
01:09:57Yeah, China, probably not a good idea for little communists to be running freely around after you've dropped a nuclear bomb on us.
01:10:05I'm an American citizen, just like you.
01:10:13I don't think you're anything like me.
01:10:15I heard it's not just their eyes that slant.
01:10:20All right, listen, okay?
01:10:25Okay, you guys don't want to do this.
01:10:27There's police and National Guard everywhere.
01:10:29Yeah, I know.
01:10:31Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, calm down.
01:10:57Okay.
01:10:58What you got for me, China girl?
01:11:06Get away from my friend!
01:11:08Well, you're crazy.
01:11:13Why didn't you see them?
01:11:14Oh, my God, did you see that?
01:11:23You're just seeing me.
01:11:24I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be.
01:11:26Harriet!
01:11:30Oh, God.
01:11:31You're bleeding.
01:11:32I don't know what to do.
01:11:33You need to stop.
01:11:35I can't.
01:11:47You need to apply pressure, I think it had passed all the way through, you need to stop the bleeding.
01:11:52I can't.
01:11:52You need to take off your shirt.
01:11:54Yes you can, you can do it, you can, you just need to stop the bleeding.
01:11:56I don't want to buy a fucking app.
01:11:57You're not going to fuck it up.
01:11:59No chance.
01:12:00No chance.
01:12:00I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:12:07You were chasing me.
01:12:08What?
01:12:10You never chase.
01:12:17Oh, my God.
01:12:20I know exactly what to do.
01:12:24Uh, 614 is medical book. 614, that's, uh, that's first aid.
01:12:28I'm just trying to round out my knowledge of bullet wounds
01:12:30from sci-fi shows and comic books.
01:12:31Uh, you need to keep my torso elevated,
01:12:33so, uh, go get some pillows.
01:12:35Lauren.
01:12:36Okay.
01:12:37Sorry.
01:12:38You okay?
01:12:39I'm sorry. I messed everything up.
01:12:43Uh, uh, I'm sorry. I made things harder for you.
01:12:50Please don't leave me, okay?
01:12:51Yeah. I'm not going anywhere.
01:12:56Harry?
01:12:58Harriet?
01:13:02Harriet?
01:13:09Harriet?
01:13:14Harriet!
01:13:28That shows some thoughts of this topic for the individual.
01:13:31I've never kept going anywhere in the um 곡 of Justin.
01:13:33I can't remember.
01:13:35.
01:13:38I'm on knowledge Mr.
01:14:13Ready?
01:14:30It's pretty much trashed.
01:14:43It's pretty much trashed.
01:15:13It's pretty much trashed.
01:15:43It's pretty much trashed.
01:16:13It's pretty much trashed.
01:16:15It's pretty much trashed.
01:16:17It's pretty much trashed.
01:16:19It's pretty much trashed.
01:16:21It's pretty much trashed.
01:16:25It's pretty much trashed.
01:16:31It's pretty much trashed.
01:16:33It's pretty much trashed.
01:16:35It's pretty much trashed.
01:16:41It's pretty much trashed.
01:16:43It's pretty much trashed.
01:16:45I don't want none, your grief and crime, I don't want none, your grief and crime, I don't want none, your grief and crime, it hurt my pride, it hurt my pride.
01:17:02Take these guns and go play in the ground, take these guns and go play in the ground, take these guns and go play in the ground, I don't feel like lying, I don't feel like lying.
01:17:32I don't feel like lying, I don't feel like lying.
01:18:02Take these guns and go drop them in the river, take these guns and go drop them in the river, take these guns and go drop them in the river.
01:18:15I miss you so, I miss you so.
01:18:32I miss you so, I miss you so, I miss you so.
01:19:02If you've been kicked in or abused or mistreated or misused, you were told there is nowhere to go but up for you.
01:19:14If you've been hurt or you've been betrayed or you've been fucked or you've been displaced, you were told it was probably your fault anyway.
01:19:22But when your Hustler subscription and your Xanax prescriptions make you feel lonelier instead, you don't want to hear about all those starving children.
01:19:35You don't want to be told it's all in your head, cause if it's all in your head, that's terrible.
01:19:46I saw a junkie lying in a puddle of his own blood last week.
01:19:55I saw a cyclist get hit by a car.
01:19:57I saw a homeless guy chug a bottle of mouthwash on Christmas Eve.
01:20:04No, you can never fall too far.
01:20:08You can buy a salad glove.
01:20:10You can buy an iPod.
01:20:12And you can sell that shit to bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job.
01:20:17You can hope it gets better.
01:20:19You can follow your dreams.
01:20:20But hope is for presidents and dreams are for people who are sleeping.
01:20:26You can buy an iPod.
01:20:27You can buy an iPod.
01:20:28You can buy an iPod.
01:20:29You can buy an iPod.
01:20:30You can buy an iPod.
01:20:31You can buy an iPod.
01:20:32You can buy an iPod.
01:20:33You can buy an iPod.
01:20:34You can buy an iPod.
01:20:35You can buy an iPod.
01:20:36You can buy an iPod.
01:20:37You can buy an iPod.
01:20:38You can buy an iPod.
01:20:39You can buy an iPod.
01:20:40You can buy an iPod.
01:20:41You can buy an iPod.
01:20:42You can buy an iPod.
01:20:43You can buy an iPod.
01:20:44You can buy an iPod.
01:20:45You can buy an iPod.
01:20:46You can buy an iPod.
01:20:47You can buy an iPod.
01:20:48You can buy an iPod.
01:20:49You can buy an iPod.
01:20:50Ooh, ooh, ooh
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