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Stitches is a 1985 American hot comedy film directed by Rod Holcomb as Alan Smithee and starring Parker Stevenson, Geoffrey Lewis, Eddie Albert and Brian Tochi. It depicts the misadventures of three students in medical school.
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00:00:00I love you, too.
00:00:30Terence Newton, our first dean of medicine at Brantford, once said,
00:00:38Human beings are limited by the mere fact that they understand almost everything else in this world better than the workings of their own bodies.
00:00:47These photographs and these sculptured busts represent the individuals who have charted the world's most important maps,
00:00:54the maps of the human body.
00:00:56This skeleton is no Halloween decoration.
00:01:01It is the framework for the most intricate and delicately balanced machine known to mankind.
00:01:07The skeleton epitomizes the ironies of life.
00:01:11Sturdy enough to absorb the punishment of war, yet with such grace and dexterity that you can dance on your toes,
00:01:18make music with your fingers, and stroll upright on a beautiful day.
00:01:22The air in these halls is thick with tradition.
00:01:28The walls are made with knowledge.
00:01:31Consider it a privilege to be here.
00:01:34To grow, we must never cease trying to find out the how and the why.
00:01:39That, ladies and gentlemen, is what anatomy is about.
00:01:44Anatomy is the key to medicine.
00:01:46I'll give you your table assignments.
00:01:58Table 1, Duco, Wayne, Flower.
00:02:01Table 2, Campbell, William, Santori.
00:02:043, Morton, Hernandez.
00:02:054, Carr, Gordon.
00:02:075, Brinson, Galeano.
00:02:106, Pappas, Robinson, Rossi.
00:02:137, Brooks, Thompson.
00:02:158, Miller and Stanley.
00:02:21These are human beings.
00:02:23Human beings who at one time had feelings, emotions and famine.
00:02:28For most of your first year as medical students, they, not your professors, will be your teachers.
00:02:38Treat them with dignity.
00:02:41They have given their bodies to science.
00:02:45Treat them as you would want them to treat you if the roles were reversed.
00:02:51By the end of this course, you should be intimately acquainted with every part of your cadaver.
00:02:56Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time to meet your cadavers.
00:03:05Pull back the covering to expose the head.
00:03:08Please, please, please.
00:03:08Please, please, please.
00:03:09Please, please, please.
00:03:10Please, please, please.
00:03:11Please, please, please.
00:03:12Please, please, please, please.
00:03:13Please, please, please.
00:03:13Please, please, please.
00:03:14Please, please, please, please.
00:03:15Please, please, please, please.
00:03:15Let's go.
00:03:45Oh!
00:03:46Ah!
00:03:48Ah!
00:03:49Ah!
00:03:49Hi.
00:03:50Ah!
00:03:50Ah!
00:03:52Ah!
00:03:56I don't know.
00:04:02Let's go!
00:04:02Ah!
00:04:03Ah!
00:04:03Ah!
00:04:04Ah!
00:04:04Ah!
00:04:05Out of the dark and into the open.
00:04:08Where do we go from here?
00:04:10Hi, boys.
00:04:11Hi, boys.
00:04:12Hi, boys.
00:04:13Hi, boys.
00:04:14There's nothing more left to fear.
00:04:16We give it up for moments of madness.
00:04:19It's all a fantasy.
00:04:21What can you make my escape?
00:04:23It's a show of a new dream.
00:04:25There's nothing more left to see.
00:04:28One down, one left to go.
00:04:30You push the needle to the red.
00:04:33Better let go.
00:04:35No one's slowing down.
00:04:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:45I've turned nothing around.
00:04:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:53Sometimes the antidote.
00:04:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:04Whoa!
00:05:06Whoa!
00:05:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:11All right, all right.
00:05:41Sometimes you know, sometimes you do.
00:05:45It's always the same.
00:05:47Sometimes you write, sometimes you write.
00:05:50There's no one to gain.
00:05:53Sometimes you write, sometimes you win.
00:05:58It's a disgrace, a damn disgrace.
00:06:01If those three students don't donate their bodies to science, I will.
00:06:05Come on, Gordon.
00:06:06This isn't a finishing school.
00:06:07We're here to teach medicine.
00:06:08That's your job.
00:06:10I've got the school's image to preserve.
00:06:12And believe me, I will.
00:06:14Do you honestly think Osgood Hamilton is going to donate money to an institute full of lunatics?
00:06:19Relax, Gordon.
00:06:20We're talking about a few students, not the entire student body.
00:06:23I'm sure you fooled around a bit in your time at medical school.
00:06:28Like hell I did.
00:06:31Let's forget about the kids for a moment to get back down to business, okay?
00:06:34I'm sure Francis here has a few more questions about his anatomy budget.
00:06:37Well, according to my calculations, my department had over $100,000 before you approved of your special cryonics budget.
00:06:46And you know that cryo-freezing crap doesn't work, Gordon.
00:06:49Maybe not just yet.
00:06:51But if we figure out a way to freeze people and then bring them back to life before anyone else does, can you imagine what that'll mean to us?
00:07:01Us, Gordon?
00:07:01I hope to God you're not making any false promises to those people.
00:07:05No, no.
00:07:05Maybe a few optimistic prognostications.
00:07:09Don't you understand?
00:07:11A human cryonic center will really put us on the map.
00:07:15In fact, I have convinced the Hamilton people to make a special freezing ceremony when the old man dies.
00:07:22And remember, Mr. Hamilton is old and sick.
00:07:28He could go any day now.
00:07:30Isn't that wonderful?
00:07:32What's the matter with you two?
00:07:34It's your priorities, Gordon.
00:07:35They're all screwed up.
00:07:37This isn't Disney World.
00:07:39Our main reason for being here is to turn out good doctors.
00:07:41And in order to do that, we need better research facilities, more equipment, and above all, top-notch professors.
00:07:47We even have a shortage of cadavers.
00:07:49We won't have a shortage of cadavers if I get my hands on those three student clowns down there.
00:07:55Oh, Gordon, Gordon.
00:07:56Perhaps you should look around.
00:07:58And before you start building your reputation as a fundraiser to the stars,
00:08:02you better make sure that you're fulfilling your obligation as an educator to our students.
00:08:06Sid, you are a very good assistant dean.
00:08:09But keep one thing in mind.
00:08:12I am the dean of medicine at Bramford University.
00:08:16Right, Gordon.
00:08:18Right.
00:08:24Breathe.
00:08:30Pop, you got the body of a two-year-old.
00:08:33I got nothing to worry about with you.
00:08:39No trouble down here.
00:08:46If you don't mind, take a look.
00:08:51See what's going on down there.
00:08:53Might be a little chilly.
00:08:58Do you mind?
00:09:03Ah, here it is, Pop.
00:09:12A little bit of constipation.
00:09:15One of these ought to fix you right up.
00:09:21Like a charm.
00:09:23I'll check in with you tomorrow.
00:09:24Hey, Ralph.
00:09:41Hi, Ralph.
00:09:42Hi, Ralph.
00:09:42How's it going?
00:09:43Hey, guys.
00:09:44Are you all right, Ralph?
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49Is there anything we can do for you?
00:09:50I'm just not happy.
00:09:52Ralph, you had a human-type emotion like unhappy.
00:09:56You see this magazine here?
00:09:58It's entitled, You Become What You Eat.
00:10:00According to this magazine, I'm poisoning you kids with my food.
00:10:07I just don't like what this stuff is doing to your health.
00:10:10Oh.
00:10:19Barber seems to like the food.
00:10:22Yeah, I'm running for class president.
00:10:24I know you're going to want to work on the campaign, so why don't you take the card and
00:10:27call the committee, okay?
00:10:28Sure.
00:10:29Excuse me.
00:10:30Dean Bradley?
00:10:31Yes, sir.
00:10:31Dean Bradley, I just wanted to tell you, sir, how much I'm enjoying being a part of your
00:10:35medical school.
00:10:36Oh, well, thank you.
00:10:37Thank you very much.
00:10:37Well, I've admired your visionary leadership ever since I started here at Brantford.
00:10:42Well, even as a young undergrad, when I heard you speak on the subject of...
00:10:44Why didn't you catch your name?
00:10:45Pierce, sir.
00:10:46Howard Pierce.
00:10:47Howard Pierce.
00:10:47Yes, it was truly an inspirational speech, sir.
00:10:50I've never forgotten the basic tenets you outlined on that day.
00:10:53Dean Bradley, I want you to know you've been a guiding light throughout my educational
00:10:56career.
00:10:57Pierce!
00:10:58Yes, sir.
00:10:59Oh, you know, I have your file dog-eared on my desk.
00:11:02You are the only student in this entire school whose career objective is to be a medical
00:11:07administrator.
00:11:07I'm happy to meet you, Mr. Pierce.
00:11:09Thank you, sir.
00:11:10One day I hope to follow in your footsteps and become dean of a medical school.
00:11:13Admirable.
00:11:14But being a dean is a lonely, tough profession.
00:11:19Much tougher than being a physician.
00:11:20Believe me, I know.
00:11:22I used to be one.
00:11:23Yes, sir.
00:11:23Unfortunately, not everyone understands the importance of preserving our image, prestige,
00:11:32our reputation as healers in this community.
00:11:37In fact, Pierce, there are people right here in this medical school who demonstrate the
00:11:42kind of disrespect that tears down the system, humanizes medicine, makes us look like a bunch
00:11:49of fools.
00:11:50Pierce, we have got big projects brewing here.
00:11:53No benefactor wants to be associated with a bunch of fools.
00:11:57Dean Bradley, is there anything that I can do to help?
00:12:02Pierce, you're only a second-year student, but I can use your help.
00:12:09Anything, sir.
00:12:11I'm putting you in charge of my special projects bureau.
00:12:16I am honored, Dean Bradley.
00:12:18I want you to help me clean up this medical school to weed out those undesirables, those
00:12:23cadaver impersonators that streaked across the canvas.
00:12:27Consider it done, sir.
00:12:28And Dean Bradley, I want to thank you for this great opportunity, sir.
00:12:32Good.
00:12:34Get started.
00:12:34Yes, sir.
00:12:39Kiss ass.
00:12:40Just a little bit more to the left.
00:12:45More.
00:12:47More.
00:12:48Yeah, a little bit more.
00:12:50A little bit more.
00:12:51There.
00:12:57There, Barfer.
00:12:57You see what a difference that makes?
00:12:59When the dartboard is right, everything else falls into place.
00:13:04Yeah.
00:13:05It's really starting to feel like home now.
00:13:10Whoa!
00:13:12Damn.
00:13:16Ruined the machine.
00:13:17The best machine.
00:13:18It's the best one I got.
00:13:19If that sucker stopped, then I don't want to.
00:13:25Out of my way.
00:13:25Out of my way.
00:13:27Oh.
00:13:28My God.
00:13:29Look at what they've done to you.
00:13:30Oh, thank God.
00:13:34I'm still alive.
00:13:41Wait a minute.
00:13:43What the hell did I do with the...
00:13:46Oh, no.
00:13:52Hey.
00:13:53Look.
00:13:55Alky.
00:13:57Things like this happen all the time.
00:13:59I'm under a lot of pressure in this business.
00:14:02Things haven't been going too good, and...
00:14:05I'm a little late with my malpractice, so if you could cover for me.
00:14:08Everything all right, Ralph?
00:14:10Hey.
00:14:11I got everything under control here.
00:14:13And you guys, from now on, watch how you handle this machine.
00:14:18Thanks, Alk.
00:14:19Hey, guys.
00:14:21I'd like you to meet Sam Boone Tong.
00:14:24Boone's our new roommate.
00:14:25Boone, aren't you the exchange student I read about from Peking?
00:14:28Peking?
00:14:29Hey, you must know the wongs.
00:14:31Oh, lots of wongs in Peking.
00:14:33Yeah, yeah, but this guy wears glasses.
00:14:36Boone.
00:14:36This is Ralph.
00:14:37Oh, how do you do, Ralph?
00:14:39This is Bobby.
00:14:39Oh, how do you do, Bobby?
00:14:41And this charming gentleman is Bartha.
00:14:43Oh, how do you do...
00:14:44Bartha?
00:14:45Yeah, it's a nickname.
00:14:46Bartha means to throw up.
00:14:48Vomit.
00:14:49Be sick.
00:14:50It's slang.
00:14:52Oh.
00:14:52His family's sick all the time?
00:14:54No, no.
00:14:55See, it's because the first time he saw a cadaver face to face...
00:14:58Oh, Bartha throw up.
00:14:59No, the cadaver threw up.
00:15:02Yeah!
00:15:03Booze!
00:15:03Oh, it's fixed!
00:15:05Ralph!
00:15:06Mwah!
00:15:09I need a drink.
00:15:10Come on, Al.
00:15:10All this housekeeping is tiring us out.
00:15:13Let's go.
00:15:16Take your bag.
00:15:19All right, perf.
00:15:20You found the right spot, finally.
00:15:27Oh, Cindy, you're a freshman, huh?
00:15:29Yeah, how about you?
00:15:31Med students.
00:15:32Med students?
00:15:32What a coincidence.
00:15:33I mean, like, wow, I'm thinking about going pre-med.
00:15:36It's just, you know, I'm just not sure if pre-med girls are popular on campus.
00:15:40I hadn't thought about that.
00:15:41I'll have to ask around.
00:15:43Well, guys, what do you think?
00:15:46Are pre-med girls popular?
00:15:48Oh, yeah.
00:15:50Why are you guys putting me on?
00:16:01Hey, Cindy!
00:16:03Did you ever find out if it was herpes?
00:16:06I'm thinking of being on the day.
00:16:12That is close.
00:16:13Yes.
00:16:14Now on, blood tests will precede all social intercourse.
00:16:17Good idea.
00:16:19And a good idea deserves a toast.
00:16:21Brakes on Barbara.
00:16:24Hey, everybody!
00:16:26Brakes on me!
00:16:28Yeah!
00:16:28That ought to cover it.
00:16:35Yeah, you can keep the change.
00:16:37Oh, Tina, how I've missed you.
00:16:57What, Tina?
00:16:58I know.
00:16:59But if you were, you'd miss me, too.
00:17:00Come on.
00:17:01Let's dance.
00:17:02Hey, asshole, what are you doing with my Joan?
00:17:09Oh, my God, you must be the lucky guy.
00:17:13Joan, you wrote me all about you.
00:17:14Joan, he's everything you said and more.
00:17:17Well, what you must be thinking, Joan and I are first cousins.
00:17:21Well, more like sisters, we grew up together.
00:17:24How long has it been, Joan?
00:17:24Seven years?
00:17:25Well, when I heard she was at Brantford, wait till I tell Aunt Penny, who I ran into,
00:17:28please, don't be strangers.
00:17:31And that goes for both of you.
00:17:34See you later, sis.
00:17:36Oh, ma, Al.
00:17:52Yeah, come on.
00:17:53Introduce me.
00:17:54I don't know her.
00:17:56So?
00:17:56What did I say?
00:17:58Talk Chinese to her or something.
00:17:59Oh.
00:17:59Do you know what the hell this guy's talking about?
00:18:09Uh, yeah.
00:18:10He just talks a little fast when he's nervous.
00:18:11But basically what he said was, now you correct me if I'm wrong.
00:18:14He said that I, Al Rosenberg, would like to suck the nail polish off your toes.
00:18:19Do you want to dance?
00:18:21Come on.
00:18:26Oh.
00:18:28Oh.
00:18:28Oh, she's got a balcony.
00:18:30You could do Shakespeare off of her.
00:18:34Wait, here's one you'll like.
00:18:35Bambi Belenka.
00:18:37Bambi Belenka?
00:18:38Are you serious?
00:18:39Bambi Belenka, the renowned space cadet.
00:18:42The word is, she slept with every professor in the undergraduate school, and she still never
00:18:46broke a C-.
00:18:48Spiral bowel.
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:50Oh, wow, wow.
00:18:51Hey, Bobby.
00:18:53Hey, Stevens.
00:18:54Didn't that sound like Nancy McNaughton?
00:18:56Yeah.
00:18:57You know, she transferred to Boston to marry that doctor.
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:01She sounds like her, though.
00:19:03Come on, man.
00:19:03You're hearing things.
00:19:04Forget the girl.
00:19:05You lost her.
00:19:06She's gone and married.
00:19:09Thanks for all the sensitivity.
00:19:10Hey, Stevens, over here.
00:19:16I'm not crazy.
00:19:17There's Nancy.
00:19:22What the hell are you doing back here?
00:19:25I thought you married that doctor in Boston.
00:19:28I couldn't do it.
00:19:29I just didn't love him.
00:19:31So, I'm back.
00:19:33Don't get any ideas, Stevens.
00:19:36You have nothing to do with it.
00:19:38Listen, I hate to hug and run, but I just got here, so I'll meet you in the library tomorrow
00:19:42morning at 10.
00:19:43Uh, Nancy, how about breakfast in bed instead?
00:19:49Too much.
00:19:50Right.
00:19:52The library.
00:19:57Ah.
00:19:58Well, is it my imagination, or are you happy to see that girl?
00:20:01We're just friends.
00:20:03No, it's a
00:20:13choice.
00:20:14Mm-hm.
00:20:15BAMBI BALENKA
00:20:45I've heard a lot about you. Your name has been tossed around quite a bit lately.
00:20:49Are you a professor?
00:20:50Do I look like a student?
00:20:52Oh, I'm sorry.
00:20:53I hear you have quite an impressive undergraduate record.
00:20:55I barely made it through biology.
00:20:58Daddy gave the school a lot of money to get me in here.
00:21:00He's gonna kill me if I don't make it through this place.
00:21:03I understand completely.
00:21:04Before I decide to dedicate my life to the betterment of mankind,
00:21:08I wasn't the best of students either.
00:21:10Really?
00:21:10In fact, I must admit, I went through quite a number of cerebral traumas myself.
00:21:20What did you do?
00:21:22Well, eventually, I developed a study technique.
00:21:25Turned my whole life around. Suddenly, everything became crystal clear.
00:21:28I wish I had a technique.
00:21:30I'd be willing to work with you.
00:21:32Seriously?
00:21:32But you'd have to put out. I mean, work hard and sacrifice.
00:21:36Hi, Bobby.
00:21:37Ah, Dr. Bogan. Dr. Rosenberg.
00:21:40I'd like you to meet Bambi Balenka.
00:21:45Bambi Balenka.
00:21:47Really?
00:21:48Bambi, your name's been tossed around quite a bit lately.
00:21:52I'm beginning to feel like a baseball.
00:21:53Dr. Stevens, one of your associates, Dr. Nancy McNaughton, is headed this way, looking for you.
00:22:01She's early.
00:22:03Thank you, Dr. Bogan.
00:22:04Dr. Rosenberg.
00:22:05I'll meet you both at the faculty club.
00:22:07It's close.
00:22:08The hospital lounge.
00:22:09They're redecorating.
00:22:09I'll find you, Ms. Balenka.
00:22:11Now, Ms. Balenka, let's get back to your study problem.
00:22:22The basic technique is very simple.
00:22:26It's merely to associate everything to your own body, both externally and within.
00:22:33Let's begin.
00:22:40Shoulders.
00:22:41Ah.
00:22:45Hi, Nancy.
00:22:46How you doing, Nancy?
00:22:47Hi.
00:22:47I'm seeing Bambi.
00:22:48Yeah, he's over there.
00:22:49Yeah.
00:23:04It's getting a little late.
00:23:05Why don't we get together in a few hours and work?
00:23:09Nancy.
00:23:10Uh, Nancy, this is, uh, Nancy Balenka.
00:23:13I mean, Barbara Balenka.
00:23:14I mean, Bambi.
00:23:15This is Bambi Balenka, and she wants to learn how to study.
00:23:20Bambi.
00:23:22And you want to learn how to study.
00:23:25Stumper here, gonna teach you?
00:23:26Nancy?
00:23:27Nancy?
00:23:28Nancy?
00:23:29Nancy?
00:23:29So you find it on someone you're smarter, then?
00:23:30It's not what you think.
00:23:31I'm not interested, Robert.
00:23:32Nancy, you're gonna believe me, and you're lying nice.
00:23:43What?
00:23:44Nancy.
00:23:45Nancy.
00:23:46Nancy.
00:23:46Nancy, let me explain.
00:23:49It's really very simple.
00:23:50Do you mind?
00:23:51We're trying to have a private conversation.
00:23:53Would you get out of here?
00:23:55What happened, Stevens?
00:24:03Your membership to the men's room expire?
00:24:05Hi, ladies.
00:24:20You know those three cadavers that were on camp?
00:24:22Uh-huh.
00:24:22If you have any?
00:24:24Woodstrom, how you doing?
00:24:25Later, there.
00:24:25Listen, Larry, you want to study together or something?
00:24:27No, not now.
00:24:27I'm busy.
00:24:30Hi.
00:24:31No spare change.
00:24:32Rizzo.
00:24:39Ralph, my man, huh?
00:24:42Yeah.
00:24:42Looking good, Ralph.
00:24:44Anything new on the horizon, like a new comb machine or something?
00:24:48Hey, I don't know anything.
00:24:50But I haven't asked you anything.
00:24:52Fine.
00:24:52Goodbye.
00:24:53Wait a minute.
00:24:54You know, the dean and I...
00:24:56You're in trouble if they're holding out on me, Rizzo.
00:24:58Hold this.
00:25:01Hi, folks.
00:25:02You know, I was wondering if I could ask a couple of questions just about some things
00:25:05that...
00:25:05No.
00:25:06No.
00:25:08Tomorrow we shall break up into two groups for the living and atomic class.
00:25:11That is a class where you will be introduced to the techniques of physical examination by
00:25:14practicing on yourselves and on one another.
00:25:17Gentlemen, you will please report to room 205 at 9 a.m. in the morning.
00:25:20I will see you then.
00:25:21Ladies, please, you will report to room 317.
00:25:23At the same time, you will be required to strip to the waist.
00:25:25And so not to worry, you will have lady professors.
00:25:27Everyone, please remember your stethoscope.
00:25:29Thank you very much indeed.
00:25:30What did he say?
00:25:36Ladies and gentlemen, please, please remain seated.
00:25:38I have an announcement to make.
00:25:40I am Howard Pierce.
00:25:41Howard Pierce.
00:25:42The Joint Student Faculty Educational Research Committee here at Brantford.
00:25:45And I am happy to announce this year we have a new addition to our staff.
00:25:48Dr. Randolph Reston, a curriculum scientist from Harvard, will be helping us to improve
00:25:51our learning and teaching techniques here at Brantford.
00:25:53Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Randolph Reston.
00:25:56Thank you very much.
00:26:08Thank you very much, Mr. Pierce.
00:26:10I'm going to be making this very short and sweet because I know you would all rather be
00:26:14off doing something else like getting drunk or taking drugs or having sex.
00:26:22I would like to talk today about your future role as doctors.
00:26:27Are we putting back into the system as much as we take out?
00:26:31I, for one, say no.
00:26:33We can do more.
00:26:35What better place to start than right here in your first year in medical school?
00:26:39Now, then, I'll introduce you to someone who can make this point much easier than I can.
00:26:44Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mr. Leonard Speedy Lopkin, as he appeared when we found him
00:27:04after impact, the finest ambulance driver in the history of Brantford, or any other city
00:27:10for that matter, Mr. Lopkin's accomplishments behind the wheel of an ambulance have reached
00:27:15legendary proportions within the medical institution, and you should be very proud that he was once
00:27:22a part of your hospital.
00:27:23His daredevil anything for the sake of the patient's style of driving has saved more lives
00:27:28than any doctor's medicine for surgeon's knife.
00:27:32Speedy Lopkin, a man who let it all hang out for humanity, a man who has given much more
00:27:39back to the system than he will ever take.
00:27:42I am proud to call Speedy Lopkin, my friend.
00:28:00I think that we all owe Speedy Lopkin something, and so does this administration.
00:28:14Five years ago, Dean Bradley initiated the Leonard Speedy Lopkin Fund, so that we might
00:28:20all give something back to the Speedy Lopkins of this world.
00:28:24I am obliged to say that it is not mandatory, but your donations will be recorded on your
00:28:31official transcripts.
00:28:41Here, here, Speedy.
00:28:42Speedy Lopkin, what can I say but good show?
00:28:53Come down, come down.
00:28:55Inspiring.
00:28:56That was inspiring, and you can continue to make your donations on the way out.
00:29:00But first...
00:29:01All right, this concerns tomorrow's living anatomy session that Dr. Caleb mentioned earlier.
00:29:09Ladies, there's been a change.
00:29:10Please go to room 403, not 317.
00:29:13That's right, 403.
00:29:15And gentlemen, be prepared.
00:29:17You'll be required to perform complete rectal examinations on each other.
00:29:20So please, eat a very light dinner tonight, skip breakfast in the morning, and give yourself
00:29:24an enema before coming to class.
00:29:25And please, wash your hands.
00:29:29Thank you all.
00:29:42Gentlemen, if you'll kindly put on your trousers, we can begin the class.
00:29:46When are we going to examine each other's rectums?
00:29:49You can do whatever you please on your own time, but not during my class.
00:29:53But I had to give myself an enema this morning.
00:29:55Perhaps you're not eating enough refish.
00:30:02So, has Nancy spoken to you yet?
00:30:04Mm-hmm.
00:30:05She told me to get lost.
00:30:15Boone?
00:30:15Boone, I don't understand why Bradley put you back in second year with this.
00:30:27Uh, he say I need to learn more English words.
00:30:31Well, it seems to me you got the wrap down pretty good.
00:30:33We'll try a few more.
00:30:35What's the English term for this?
00:30:38Uh, pectoral lesion.
00:30:40Boone, if I were you, I wouldn't repeat that.
00:30:42People will think you're old-fashioned.
00:30:44We haven't called it pectoral region in years.
00:30:46Today, we just refer to the region as the jugs.
00:30:50Jugs.
00:30:51Yeah.
00:30:52Um, what do you call this?
00:30:55Uh, mons pubis.
00:30:57Now, all that's changed, too.
00:30:59Now, we just call it pussy.
00:31:01Pussy.
00:31:03Yeah.
00:31:03Good, Boone.
00:31:04Very good.
00:31:05Pussy.
00:31:06I'm glad you brought that up.
00:31:08Party upstairs.
00:31:10We are upstairs.
00:31:11Well, then, party downstairs.
00:31:14Now, let's go.
00:31:16He's crazy.
00:31:17But I love him.
00:31:18Me, too.
00:31:19Come on, let's check it out.
00:31:21I love you.
00:31:24Hey, Sham and Boone.
00:31:26Take a break.
00:31:27I can't break now, Bobby.
00:31:28Have big immulogyny example.
00:31:30That's immunology, Boone.
00:31:32That's not a big exam.
00:31:32It's just a small quiz.
00:31:33It's easy stuff.
00:31:34Well, not for me, Bobby.
00:31:36Examine English.
00:31:40Well, I don't feel like partying.
00:31:42Why don't you in the nose sniff out the action,
00:31:44and I'll catch up with you later.
00:31:46We can always party.
00:31:50Yeah, I guess I could practice my English a little, too.
00:31:54So, Boone, what seems to be giving you all the trouble?
00:32:00Hello?
00:32:10Hello.
00:32:11Come on in.
00:32:13Thank you very much.
00:32:15John?
00:32:18That's it?
00:32:19That's it.
00:32:21All right, all right, all right.
00:32:22Ta-ta-da!
00:32:23Ta-ta-da!
00:32:23Back row!
00:32:24Ta-ta-da!
00:32:25Ta-ta-da!
00:32:26Ta-ta-da!
00:32:26Ta-ta-da!
00:32:27Ta-ta-da!
00:32:27Ta-ta-da!
00:32:27You got a dollar?
00:32:36Thanks.
00:32:37See you later.
00:32:38Bye.
00:32:39Bye.
00:32:39Bye.
00:32:39Bye.
00:32:43Uh, sorry, Full House.
00:32:46There might be room for one more.
00:32:49Enjoy the show.
00:32:50And, Bucks, ringside.
00:32:51You can't help, Barry.
00:32:53Hey, Scott Conn.
00:32:53Oh, hey, out of the way.
00:32:54Come through.
00:32:55Come through.
00:32:55Come through.
00:32:55Come through.
00:32:56Come on, take a Scott Conn.
00:32:56Come back up.
00:32:58Come through.
00:32:58Come through.
00:32:59Come through.
00:32:59Come through.
00:33:00Come through.
00:33:00All right?
00:33:00This is as close as you get.
00:33:01Okay?
00:33:02All right, Robert.
00:33:03I'll be right here.
00:33:04All right, Robert.
00:33:05I'll be right here.
00:33:06It's showtime.
00:33:20It's showtime.
00:33:24God, we'd never have any fun.
00:33:39Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, the third one to the left, what would your prognosis
00:34:05be?
00:34:06There's no more room.
00:34:31What's going on in there?
00:34:32Behavioral experiment in self-control, sir.
00:34:33Oh, excuse me.
00:34:35Carry on.
00:34:36Arrra.
00:34:37Arrra.
00:34:38Arrra.
00:34:39Arrra.
00:34:40Arrra.
00:34:41Arrra.
00:34:42Arrra.
00:34:43Gentlemen, another diagnosis?
00:34:44The little blonde hit a girl in the back.
00:34:51You guys are cruel.
00:34:52You're real cruel, man.
00:35:00Oh, my God, she's waving at you.
00:35:26Hot dog, I got your hot dog right here.
00:35:28Nice.
00:35:38Shh, shh.
00:35:48Get the bag away.
00:35:50Shh, shh, shh.
00:35:53Behavioral experiment in cell. Nancy.
00:35:56Aww.
00:35:58Bobby, you're not supposed to bring a date to this.
00:36:05A fundraiser for charity.
00:36:06Bob Stevens, who leave?
00:36:08What a cheap stunt.
00:36:10You guys are absolutely revolting.
00:36:14This isn't funny. It's an invasion of privacy.
00:36:16It has nothing to do with sex.
00:36:18It has to do with common decency.
00:36:22What's the matter? You guys never seen tits and ass before?
00:36:26I don't show you tits and ass.
00:36:28Nancy, why don't we discuss this out in the hallway?
00:36:30You hold this.
00:36:32Well, boys, what do you think?
00:36:34You know what these are?
00:36:36That's juxt. That's pussy.
00:36:40You know what these are?
00:36:42That's juxt. That's pussy.
00:36:44Come on now, Boone.
00:36:46Come on.
00:36:56Remember, Ann, your physicals are on Saturday.
00:36:58Saturday?
00:37:00Come on, Dr. Berman.
00:37:02We lose the entire afternoon.
00:37:04Yeah, can't we, like, um, check ourselves out?
00:37:06Sorry, guys. No physicals, no grades.
00:37:10Gotta say a man about some flowers.
00:37:12What?
00:37:22Come on.
00:37:24Oh, you scared me.
00:37:26Nancy, what is it you want?
00:37:28I have a small favor to ask of you.
00:37:30A small favor?
00:37:32Well, if you can get your brother Biff down here
00:37:34and let me buy him a dozen roses, I'll do anything for you.
00:37:36You know that.
00:37:38Okay, okay, I'll see what I can do.
00:37:40Okay, this is it.
00:37:42Oh, that's...
00:37:48Oh, it's a deal.
00:37:50Ruining another Saturday on this shit.
00:37:52You know, wasting hours of sleep
00:37:54so some guy can shove his thumb up our ass.
00:37:56Better enough, we're up all night steady.
00:37:58Food's not like...
00:38:00Buddy adds the dictionary out under ass.
00:38:02Dictionary, the book about the liquid cabinet.
00:38:04All right, gentlemen, we've got a little privacy now.
00:38:06I hate that you can't pay.
00:38:08Let's just stop our complaining, huh?
00:38:10And drop your pants now!
00:38:14I guess it's time to make sure we're all men.
00:38:18All right.
00:38:26That's a little cold, huh?
00:38:28Yeah, it'll warm up in a little while.
00:38:29All right, cough.
00:38:30Now, one more time.
00:38:31Cough again?
00:38:32How long you had this cough?
00:38:34Well, it looks like this myth is really a myth, huh?
00:38:36Hey, brother, give me five.
00:38:38Oh, it looks like about nine there.
00:38:40That's pretty good.
00:38:41All right, cough.
00:38:42Let's form an Oreo cookie.
00:38:44What do you say sometimes?
00:38:45Just kidding, huh?
00:38:46Hey, a farm boy.
00:38:47All right.
00:38:48Well, it looks like you've been overworking that little pecker, huh?
00:38:51Nothing left there but stretch marks.
00:38:53All right, cough.
00:38:54Never mind, farm boy.
00:38:55Give me a...
00:38:56Yeah, I love you.
00:38:58Oh, what a mess.
00:39:01There's nothing there.
00:39:02It's a damn shame.
00:39:03What do you use, tweezers when you take a leak?
00:39:05All right, let's go for it, cough.
00:39:08Did you feel anything?
00:39:09No.
00:39:10Me neither.
00:39:11There's nothing...
00:39:12Hey, where's the beef?
00:39:14There it is.
00:39:15My breath.
00:39:16It just went out of my mouth.
00:39:18Up there somewhere.
00:39:19Oh, you are a big sucker, too.
00:39:21Looks like you could kick this shit out of me.
00:39:23Yeah, it's lucky I'm into that.
00:39:25Oh, your nipples are hard.
00:39:26I love to breastfeed.
00:39:27You know you're beautiful when you're angry.
00:39:29You really are.
00:39:30Cough for me, okay?
00:39:31Cough louder.
00:39:33I love when you dominate.
00:39:35Oh, heaven can wait.
00:39:38This must be a man called Horse.
00:39:40Let me guess, let me guess.
00:39:41Eight inches right from the floor.
00:39:43Boom.
00:39:44Oh, call me Friday.
00:39:45We'll pick out furniture.
00:39:46It's your turn to cough.
00:39:50Talk dirty.
00:39:51Fuck you.
00:39:54Was it good for you?
00:39:55Yep.
00:39:56Oh, hi, big guy.
00:39:57You're next.
00:39:58Come on, Al.
00:39:59Come on.
00:40:00I can't.
00:40:01He's got to help.
00:40:02Come on.
00:40:03Oh, thanks, Ramon.
00:40:04I was heaven.
00:40:05I'm in heaven.
00:40:06Okay.
00:40:07The category is antibodies.
00:40:08For $100 and a chance to win that welfare family, name three types of receptors on the
00:40:26macrophage.
00:40:27General, FC, and complement are all on the macrophage.
00:40:30I wonder if that's any relation to this.
00:40:32Jennifer Macrophage.
00:40:33Would macrophage be binding with antibodies?
00:40:36She'd bind with anybody.
00:40:37But it's the FC receptor that enables it to bind.
00:40:40Now it's your turn.
00:40:42Ask me anything about baseball.
00:40:45Whoa, look out there.
00:40:46Watch your needle.
00:40:47Huh?
00:40:48What do you think?
00:40:49Hi, Ralph.
00:40:50Hi, Boone.
00:40:51Ralph.
00:40:52Boone.
00:40:53Hey, Boone, in this country doctors wear traditional whites.
00:40:55I know it's boring, but we find it very functional.
00:40:58Yeah.
00:40:59You better change before we get to the hospital.
00:41:00I am surprised at you guys.
00:41:02All right, Ralph.
00:41:03What gives?
00:41:04As honorary director of this year's medical school review, I have finally come up with
00:41:09a theme.
00:41:10We are going to put on a grand Ziegfeld type pageant, but rather than the elegance and the
00:41:15dignity of the old Ziegfeld girls, our pageant is going to exhibit distinct bad taste.
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:22We're going to be costumed in everything medical.
00:41:25Hearts, lungs, organs, heat rash.
00:41:28This will be an absolute spectacular.
00:41:31Costume department is working right now.
00:41:33Boone, here's the prototype.
00:41:35Boone, do what I showed you.
00:41:37Oh, no, not here.
00:41:38Not now.
00:41:39Come on, Boone.
00:41:40Come on.
00:41:41Boone, go ahead.
00:41:42It's in your blood.
00:41:43One, two, three, one.
00:41:44Boone.
00:41:45We got help in here.
00:41:46Woo!
00:41:47Woo!
00:42:06Please keep it down.
00:42:07We are trying to hold a student council meeting downstairs and we can barely hear ourselves
00:42:11think.
00:42:12Awww.
00:42:13BODYDUN.
00:42:14BODYDUN.
00:42:15BODYDUN.
00:42:16BODYDUN.
00:42:17BODYDUN.
00:42:18BODYDUN.
00:42:19Come on.
00:42:20Bobby, and the chicks out.
00:42:22Now you go.
00:42:23Hey.
00:42:24Come on.
00:42:25Forget her.
00:42:27Nancy McNaughton is trouble.
00:42:30She's a smart girl with integrity.
00:42:32If you want somebody like that, I'll set you up with my mother.
00:42:34But she got no sense of humor.
00:42:35That's for sure.
00:42:36None at all.
00:42:37And you're a fun guy.
00:42:40Look, Bobby, you've got no commitment to her.
00:42:43I mean, if she doesn't like you the way you are, forget her.
00:42:46Tell her to meet the sidewalk.
00:42:48Because guys like you and me, we got one thing that's real special.
00:42:56Thanks, Al.
00:42:57I feel better already.
00:43:28It's not a social event.
00:43:30Make way for the real medical people.
00:43:31Come on.
00:43:32There's sick people here.
00:43:33Move over toward the wall.
00:43:35How about a magazine?
00:43:37Where are you going?
00:43:37A nice terminal.
00:43:38Terminal?
00:43:39Oh, I think you need a change of address card.
00:43:42Move over toward the wall.
00:43:45All right, ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?
00:43:48Come away from the wall.
00:43:49Come on, gather around.
00:43:50I'd like you to meet Dr. Hillary Green and Dr. Mitchell Lambert.
00:43:53The top-notch physicians will be helping me take you on your rounds this year.
00:43:56We'll divide into two groups later.
00:43:58Let's go.
00:43:58Ladies.
00:44:00Wait until you see the stud in room.
00:44:02Four, four, four.
00:44:04What's he in for?
00:44:05You'll find out.
00:44:07You'll be spending a lot of time in that wing of the hospital.
00:44:10Now, for God's sake, don't be afraid to ask for assistance.
00:44:12Remember, there are no dumb questions, just dumb mistakes.
00:44:15Ah, here's the temporary home of Osgood Hamilton, the man your medical building was named after.
00:44:21Now, Mr. Hamilton is suffering from an incurable disease called old age.
00:44:24He's 90-something years old.
00:44:26We've got to make his last days here as comfortable as possible.
00:44:29And, of course, as you've probably already heard, when he dies, we're going to freeze him until such a time as one of you young geniuses can figure out a way to bring him back.
00:44:35So, that's the end of the tour.
00:44:37You can break back to your groups and go on your rounds, huh?
00:44:40Break!
00:44:41Hey!
00:44:41Let's go.
00:44:41This is it.
00:44:48Room 444.
00:44:51Good morning.
00:45:00Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mr. Ted Fletcher.
00:45:05Hi, Doc.
00:45:06Hi, girls.
00:45:08Hi, Ted.
00:45:09Mr. Fletcher is here for a hernia operation.
00:45:13Oh.
00:45:15By the way, Doc, I've been here two weeks now.
00:45:17When do I get the operation?
00:45:19Soon, Ted, soon.
00:45:21We don't like to rush into these things.
00:45:24Ah.
00:45:26Mr. Fletcher's condition gives us the opportunity to practice a genital urinary examination and see what a real hernia feels like.
00:45:34Okay, Mr. Fletcher, would you mind standing up and, uh, lowering your pajamas?
00:45:42For you, Doc, any time.
00:45:44Uh, but it's also important as doctors that you know what a healthy patient feels like, too.
00:46:06Mr. Stevens, perhaps you can help us out.
00:46:12Why don't you step over here next to Ted and drop your drawers so we can compare yours to his.
00:46:18Whoa, big fella.
00:46:25Easy, boy.
00:46:27Easy, boy.
00:46:28Whoa, Trigger.
00:46:29Ted, this hospital ain't big enough for the two of us.
00:46:33So, Trigger and I will mosey on down to the court.
00:46:36Ooh.
00:46:37Red.
00:46:41Mr. Stevens!
00:46:42I'll catch up with you.
00:46:49Bobby.
00:46:56Nancy.
00:46:57Oh, Nancy.
00:46:58Yes, Howard.
00:46:59I'm the special guest at Dean Bradley's reception this Saturday and I wanted to know if you'd be my escort.
00:47:04The Dean and I are working on a couple of things together.
00:47:06Be a lot of important people there.
00:47:08I wouldn't miss it if I were you.
00:47:10It's not your normal riff-raff, you know.
00:47:13Saturday.
00:47:14Gee, Howard, I'd love to.
00:47:16But give me a few moments and I'll get right back to you with a good excuse.
00:47:20Hey, Bobby.
00:47:21Wait, wait.
00:47:21Isn't this, uh, it's Miss Herpes?
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26And it's a good thing, too.
00:47:27Why's that?
00:47:28Because I have a favor to ask.
00:47:31Hi, Cindy.
00:47:32Hi.
00:47:33How are you?
00:47:33How are you?
00:47:34Nice to see you.
00:47:34Are you, uh, could I have a word with you?
00:47:37Sure.
00:47:39That's right.
00:47:39The, uh, the Dean and I are very close.
00:47:41Oh, really?
00:47:42Mm-hmm.
00:47:42And I expect it to be quite an enlightening evening.
00:47:45Oh, really?
00:47:45Mm-hmm.
00:47:45Now, do you really think Pierce deserves that?
00:47:48Al, a guy like Howard Pierce is put in this earth for one reason.
00:47:51To spread disease.
00:47:52You sure you saw him in here this afternoon?
00:48:06Positive.
00:48:07Great picture of the financial aid, Bob.
00:48:10Maybe she made on a mound.
00:48:12No, she hasn't.
00:48:13Yeah, they are.
00:48:15Here's the original, too.
00:48:16Oh, how sweet it is.
00:48:20Dear first-year student, as dean of this institution, it's my pleasure to welcome you to the halls
00:48:24of Brantford University School of Medicine.
00:48:26Bullshit.
00:48:26Bullshit.
00:48:26Bullshit.
00:48:27I'll be giving a formal outdoor buffet dinner at my home on Saturday, September 17th at 4 p.m.
00:48:31I very much hope that you will be able to join us at that time.
00:48:34Yours sincerely, Gordon E. Bradley, dean of medicine.
00:48:39That's stuffy, don't you think?
00:48:41I'll type.
00:48:42Use Xerox.
00:48:42I wonder if Neil had a beard.
00:48:49Judith, we have got to make this affair particularly special.
00:48:55Ozzie Hamilton Jr., the son of the old man, will be there.
00:48:59He'll be looking over our new crop of students, and he's the one that controls the money.
00:49:03Oh.
00:49:04Yes.
00:49:05We'd better have music.
00:49:07Yeah, but dignified.
00:49:08String quartet.
00:49:09Now, if I get that Hamilton money that will open up the floodgates, the wealthy people
00:49:16will stand outside our door, and I'll be on my way.
00:49:19I'll hold a press conference.
00:49:37You sure you have the right invitation?
00:49:38Yes, there's a punk party at the dean's house.
00:49:41Yes.
00:49:41Come on.
00:49:42Come on.
00:49:43Here's a good problem, isn't it?
00:49:47May I have your invitation, please?
00:49:54Oh, this is not right.
00:50:06Don't worry, Boone, you look great.
00:50:08It's some of our best work.
00:50:09It's you, Boone, it's you.
00:50:12But there's something missing.
00:50:14That's not right.
00:50:17Not right.
00:50:22I don't know.
00:50:24This is your love.
00:50:27Oh, I mean, we are just like me.
00:50:31You're not a joke.
00:50:33You're not a great.
00:50:35We'll trust what it is.
00:50:37This is the best affair Gordon's ever thrown.
00:50:43Yes, I'd like to shake the hand of whoever is responsible.
00:50:46I'll catch you later.
00:50:49Where is Gordon?
00:50:51He and his wife went to personally escort the Hamilton party with a limousine.
00:50:55You ought to make sure they get the royal treatment.
00:50:57Should we call to warn him?
00:50:59About what?
00:51:02Yes, officer, these damn kids are making a terrible racket.
00:51:05And I smell drugs, too.
00:51:07I can't hear you.
00:51:14What?
00:51:14What?
00:51:15Help!
00:51:16Oh, help!
00:51:16You're like me.
00:51:17You're like me.
00:51:20You're like me.
00:51:21You're like me.
00:51:22And now, I have to go.
00:51:25I never feel like I'm just so like you.
00:51:28You've got no right.
00:51:30You can't see me.
00:51:32You're like me.
00:51:33You're like me.
00:51:37I'm a girl.
00:51:38You're like me.
00:51:40You're like me.
00:51:41You're like me.
00:51:45You're just like me.
00:51:47All right, all right, all right!
00:51:51We're having a totally rotten time of work!
00:51:56And here is the man who brought it all to us,
00:51:59Dean Gordon Bradley!
00:52:06You better turn up your act, Bradley.
00:52:08A man of Oscar Hamilton's venture cannot be associated with under the mask.
00:52:11Don't mention this to your father.
00:52:13I'll find out who'll get this.
00:52:14I'll purge them from my medical school.
00:52:17May I have the honor of this dance?
00:52:24Why is he fierce?
00:52:28Hello, Bradley.
00:52:29I'd like you to meet Cindy.
00:52:30How in the hell can you let a thing like this happen?
00:52:33This is what I brought you here to prevent?
00:52:35I want you to find out who did this to me.
00:52:38No excuses.
00:52:39Action!
00:52:39He's going to make a fool out of me.
00:52:42Oh, balloon.
00:52:46You've got her own right now.
00:52:48Wow.
00:52:50Bye.
00:52:56Arrest him.
00:53:06Thank you, everybody, and I'll see you on Thursday.
00:53:08Settle down.
00:53:10One minute.
00:53:10Before we disband, Howard Pierce would like to have a few words with you.
00:53:17Hey, Howard.
00:53:20This should be good.
00:53:21Are you finished?
00:53:22Good.
00:53:22Now, I don't know how many of you are aware of the fiasco that occurred at Dean Bradley's house.
00:53:32Well, I don't think it's very funny.
00:53:35And neither does Dean Bradley.
00:53:36That was a cruel joke.
00:53:39I was there, and I felt embarrassed for the school.
00:53:45Now, we all have a good idea of who's responsible for this, but we need proof.
00:53:52Are you happy, Mr. Mendelbaum?
00:54:09Yes, Dr. Fowler.
00:54:10Are they treating you nicely?
00:54:12Oh, yes, Dr. Fowler.
00:54:13Good.
00:54:13We want you to be happy here at Brantford.
00:54:15No, I am, Dr. Fowler.
00:54:17Mr. Tom, Mr. Pierce, I want you to follow the questioning on this form.
00:54:23To take Mr. Mendelbaum's history.
00:54:25Enjoy your lunch, Mr. Mendelbaum.
00:54:27Oh, thank you, Dr. Fowler.
00:54:29I just love hospital food.
00:54:32Dr. West, Dr. West, out 401, please.
00:54:35Dr. West, out 401, please.
00:54:36Mr. Tom?
00:54:40All right, Slanice.
00:54:42I need some information.
00:54:43I think you've got it.
00:54:44What do you mean, Howard?
00:54:45What do you mean, Howard?
00:54:46What do you mean, Howard?
00:54:47Learn to speak English.
00:54:48You're an American now, you ignorant commie.
00:54:50Howard, I don't understand.
00:54:52Don't be a little dumb with me, Chinky.
00:54:53Nobody does that better than I do.
00:54:55You know what I'm talking about.
00:54:56You're hanging out with the wrong people.
00:54:58Mr. Boom.
00:54:59They've embarrassed this institution and our dean.
00:55:02And you, of all people, should be grateful to Drew Bradley
00:55:04for giving you the opportunity to study in this country.
00:55:06I am.
00:55:07I am.
00:55:08Why are you protecting those fools?
00:55:10Let me tell you something.
00:55:11I'm going to give you some time to reconsider.
00:55:13Because if you don't, I'm going to make sure that you're up to your ass.
00:55:17Oh, you compulsive, overeating fat slob.
00:55:22You absolutely disgust me.
00:55:25I hope you choke.
00:55:28Oh, Mr. Mendelbaum.
00:55:29Not another examination.
00:55:33Practice makes perfect, Ted.
00:55:37Half of them aren't even doctors.
00:55:40How about a cup of coffee?
00:55:42Actually, I was planning on visiting Ted.
00:55:45See you later.
00:55:46Bye.
00:55:47How about you, Dr. Fields?
00:55:49It's Richard.
00:55:50Please.
00:55:51I'd like to, Nancy.
00:55:52But there are a few more lives I'd like to save today.
00:56:01We're still on for seven.
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:04And if you can't get a ride, call my service.
00:56:09Okay.
00:56:14Stevens.
00:56:15It is Stevens, isn't it?
00:56:21Yes, Dean Bradley.
00:56:22I'm curious as to why you've chosen to attend
00:56:25Brantford University School of Medicine.
00:56:28Well, it isn't because you want to become a doctor, is it?
00:56:33From the reports I've received on you recently,
00:56:38you have no reason to be concerned about that.
00:56:42You won't.
00:56:43Nice talking to you, Dean Bradley.
00:56:53Somebody help me!
00:56:55My husband is dying!
00:56:57Please help me, somebody!
00:57:00Señor, please help me!
00:57:03My husband!
00:57:06Señor, help me!
00:57:08Please!
00:57:10Get the emergency team inside!
00:57:12The emergency team, hurry!
00:57:13, but, but, but, but!
00:57:24Come on!
00:57:28Come on!
00:57:29Come on!
00:57:34Come on!
00:57:36Come on, don't die on me, little mother!
00:57:52He's alive!
00:57:57Look out, look out, look out for the other thing.
00:57:59Beavis, good work, son.
00:58:06Welcome aboard.
00:58:29Can I buy you dinner?
00:58:34Oh, fortunately, I'm already late for the weekend.
00:58:40Is it the doctor?
00:58:43Can I take a rain check?
00:58:44Oh, sure.
00:58:59You see, Nancy, in choosing a specialty, one must study the demographics of a particular region, as I did when I selected Brantford.
00:59:16First, you must determine whether human need exists for your particular brand of medicine,
00:59:20and second, you must determine whether the local economy can afford your fee structure.
00:59:23I, of course, chose cardiology, but that was purely for emotional, humanitarian reasons, and by pure coincidence.
00:59:30With the number of elderly people in the community, the financial end worked out very well.
00:59:34I'm a very wealthy man.
00:59:36Richard, I'm sorry. I'm not feeling well.
00:59:38Oh, I'm sorry, Nancy. I'll get you an aspirin. A Darvon. A lewd?
00:59:43No, that won't help. Please, go see the show. I don't want to ruin your evening.
00:59:48Well, I'll drive you home. I insist.
00:59:50No, Richard, please. I'd rather go home alone.
00:59:53Maxie?
00:59:56I'll call you in the morning.
00:59:57I'll call you in the morning.
01:00:11Barbie?
01:00:14Barbie.
01:00:15Oh, hi, Nancy.
01:00:31Uh, how was the show?
01:00:39Okay!
01:00:40I want everybody in this group over here to be hot.
01:01:02Oh, no!
01:01:03Not you three back there.
01:01:04Yeah, you.
01:01:05You three fellas, you're going to be penises.
01:01:08All right.
01:01:09Let's try it once more, and this time, penises stand erect.
01:01:13Oh, jeez.
01:01:15All right, that's it for today.
01:01:16Remember, next Thursday, back here, one o'clock, dress rehearsal.
01:01:20And don't forget the blood clinic this afternoon in the main building.
01:01:23Be a sport.
01:01:23Give a quad.
01:01:24Uh, Nancy?
01:01:40All right.
01:01:41Look, uh, I know you're upset about the other night, but I thought you were interested in Dr. Fields.
01:01:51Bobby, look.
01:01:53Look, the year's just begun, and so far I have walked in on you and Bambi Belenka twice,
01:01:58and once watching little girls undressed in the psychology observation lab.
01:02:03It was just something that we were...
01:02:04Everywhere I go, you're doing something.
01:02:06I don't dare walk into the bathroom for fear I'm going to find you jerking off to a gynecology textbook.
01:02:12I don't want to be your mother, Bobby.
01:02:15I don't always want to be catching you doing something. Do you understand?
01:02:19I'm not mad. I'm just tired of all this nonsense.
01:02:23Look, I'll change.
01:02:25I wish you could, but I'm afraid you'll always see women as nothing more than potential conquests.
01:02:33So please, just leave me alone.
01:02:36Shit!
01:02:41Come on, don't be a dud. Give some blood. Right over here.
01:02:48Okay, thanks.
01:02:49Take it, come on.
01:02:50Get this, come on. Right over there. Thank you very much. Thank you.
01:02:56It's Bobby.
01:02:58He's crazy to give blood. He fainted last year, too.
01:03:05Just relax now. Stay here a minute.
01:03:08I'll take care of him.
01:03:12Hi, Daisy.
01:03:13You all right?
01:03:14Yeah, I guess I got a little dizzy.
01:03:16The old faint pickup trick.
01:03:18Why did you give blood if you knew you were going to faint?
01:03:24Well, I always...
01:03:26Well, every year I feel that I should...
01:03:28I'm...
01:03:28It's...
01:03:30Uh...
01:03:31Actually...
01:03:33I wanted you to talk to me.
01:03:38I wanted to tell you that I'm sorry.
01:03:40And that you're really important to me.
01:03:43I mean it.
01:03:44Bobby, you're one crazy guy.
01:03:51I really don't think my leaving will affect the school that much.
01:03:54I'm not a bad biochemistry teacher, but that's not even my specialty.
01:03:57Basically, I'm a researcher. You can replace me.
01:04:00That's not the point.
01:04:01The point is you're black.
01:04:04The faculty, the teachers, the trustees, and the equal opportunity people.
01:04:08They love black teachers.
01:04:10Thanks for the compliment.
01:04:11No, no, please.
01:04:12But if somebody doesn't start putting a little more money into the research facilities around here,
01:04:16a lot of your faculty is going to start looking elsewhere.
01:04:19Oh, excuse me.
01:04:20I'm expecting an important call.
01:04:21Yes.
01:04:22The Mayo Clinic returned your call, Dr. Bradley.
01:04:25Yes, Dr. Mayo did have a beard at times during his career.
01:04:30Ah, um, Cliff.
01:04:33Place is a madhouse today.
01:04:35I've got an important meeting.
01:04:36We've got to cut this short.
01:04:37But now, if you have a problem, anytime, my door is wide open to you.
01:04:40Yes, you know, was that early or late in Dr. Mayo's career?
01:04:47They didn't say.
01:04:48But I'm also waiting to hear from the dean's office at Harvard and Yale.
01:04:53Oh, yes, and Howard Pierce is here.
01:04:55Well, what have we got here?
01:05:13Miss Marshall, where did you get this?
01:05:16Oh, I found that by my typewriter a couple of weeks ago.
01:05:20Nobody's claimed it, though.
01:05:22Cute, isn't it?
01:05:23Yes.
01:05:25Miss Marshall, has Robert Stevens been in this office for any reason that you know of recently?
01:05:30No, he hasn't.
01:05:33This is Bobby Stevens' stethoscope, sir.
01:05:35Are you sure?
01:05:36Yes, sir.
01:05:37He used to wear it all the time.
01:05:39I got him.
01:05:41I got the S.O.B.
01:05:43He'll never make a fool of me again.
01:05:44Mr. Stevens, the dean is in a meeting now.
01:05:53Please take a seat.
01:05:56Well, does the dean know I'm a busy man?
01:05:58Well, I'll give him another minute or so.
01:06:02Hi, Howard.
01:06:03I didn't recognize you without your face buried in the dean's ass.
01:06:07How are you?
01:06:09For God's sake, he's a good boy, Gordon.
01:06:11We're trying to pretend to be needed to do some decent doctor.
01:06:13He's a horn in my eye.
01:06:15A fly in my ointment.
01:06:16A chink in my armor.
01:06:18A cockroach in my suit.
01:06:19A wart on my...
01:06:20He's a pain in the ass.
01:06:26Yes, Dr. Bradley?
01:06:29Mr. Dean, we'll see you now.
01:06:30It's time to get off work tonight, doll face.
01:06:36Oh, by the way, Howard, Cindy never did have herpes.
01:06:40What?
01:06:41Don't bother to sit down.
01:06:43This will only take a minute.
01:06:45Mr. Stevens, I found something of yours.
01:06:49I thought you might want it back.
01:06:52You recognize this?
01:06:54Looks like a stethoscope one might find in a toy doctor's kit.
01:06:58Yes, have you ever seen this?
01:06:59This particular stethoscope.
01:07:02No, I can't say that I have.
01:07:05Take another look.
01:07:07No?
01:07:08Still nothing.
01:07:10Mm-hmm.
01:07:11Uh, maybe Mr. Pierce can help us out.
01:07:16Pierce?
01:07:18Uh, yes, Dean Bradley.
01:07:20That's, um, Bobby Stevens' toy stethoscope, sir.
01:07:24He used to wear it all the time.
01:07:25Any second-year student can vouch for that, sir.
01:07:29All right.
01:07:30Uh, suppose I tell you that I'm expelling your friend Sam Boontong from this medical school,
01:07:36sending him back to China with a full report of his activities,
01:07:40such as sabotaging my reception,
01:07:43breaking into the dean's office,
01:07:45sending a cadaver to the mayor's office in a taxi with Pierce's name pinned to the lapel,
01:07:49impersonating a professor,
01:07:51impersonating a cadaver,
01:07:52making fun of people who donate their bodies.
01:07:55All right.
01:07:56All right.
01:07:56I get your point.
01:08:00What's the deal?
01:08:02See, Pierce, I told you.
01:08:04Everyone has a weak spot.
01:08:07I'll tell you the deal.
01:08:10What a full confession.
01:08:12And you're gonna write a letter of apology to me,
01:08:15and a letter of apology to the Hamilton Foundation,
01:08:17and then, Mr. St. Williams,
01:08:20I never want to see your ass on this campus again.
01:08:26And if I agree to that?
01:08:29Sam Boontong stays.
01:08:34Now, do you remember?
01:08:37I'm really trying, Dean Bradley.
01:08:39It just doesn't ring a bell.
01:08:41It just doesn't ring a bell.
01:08:43Boone, do you ever get the feeling
01:08:47that maybe you're just wasting your time here?
01:08:50Oh, no.
01:08:51Dean Bradley already put me back one year to catch up.
01:08:54So what are you gonna do if you fail here?
01:08:56Then I must do the honorable thing.
01:09:01It is our way, Bobby.
01:09:03So I must work harder.
01:09:05I cannot afford to waste time.
01:09:08My family depend on me to become skillful a doctor.
01:09:10I didn't realize it was this important to you.
01:09:15Oh, very important.
01:09:17There are many, many people in China.
01:09:21We need more technology,
01:09:23more scientists, more physicians, more surgeons.
01:09:27We close ourselves off from outside world too long.
01:09:30So I must learn here
01:09:33and go back and teach others
01:09:35so they be fine doctors too.
01:09:38And all I have to worry about is passing physiology.
01:09:40I guess what I meant was
01:09:44do you think you're learning enough
01:09:45hanging around with a bunch of misfits like us?
01:09:49You know,
01:09:50I'm very surprised at how much I learned at Brunford.
01:09:54The most important thing I learned
01:09:56is that medicine,
01:09:59being a good doctor,
01:10:00not only come from here,
01:10:03it's come from here.
01:10:05Yeah.
01:10:05That's heavy stuff, Brunford.
01:10:09Where'd you learn that?
01:10:11From you, Bobby.
01:10:19Listen, ship these two me in a couple of days, will you guys?
01:10:21And I'm warning you,
01:10:21I don't want to find any lab specimens tucked in the sides.
01:10:24Bobby, I don't understand.
01:10:26Why are you leaving?
01:10:26Well, it's like this, Chairman Boone.
01:10:30I just decided that medicine wasn't for me.
01:10:32Come on, Bobby.
01:10:34Don't leave us alone here, man.
01:10:35We'll go crazy.
01:10:36We'll end up like Howard Pierce.
01:10:38Look, Bobby,
01:10:39most people would sacrifice their next of kin
01:10:41just to get into medical school.
01:10:42If you drop out now,
01:10:43you're not getting another chance.
01:10:45You sure you're doing the right thing?
01:10:49Without a doubt.
01:10:50All right, Stevens.
01:10:53What's the real story?
01:10:56Congratulations.
01:10:56I hear you're going to be heading up
01:10:57with the new cryonics, and...
01:10:59Just as soon as the old man dies.
01:11:07Hey.
01:11:20Mr. Hamilton.
01:11:39I'm not hungry.
01:11:42Mr. Hamilton.
01:11:46Are you my new night nurse?
01:11:50No, but I just want to talk to you
01:11:52for a few moments.
01:11:53I know it's crazy
01:11:55busting in on you
01:11:56in the middle of the night like this,
01:11:57but you're the only man
01:11:58who can really help me.
01:12:00You see, Dr. Berman,
01:12:02the assistant dean
01:12:02and a great doctor,
01:12:04said that your friend,
01:12:06Dean Bradley,
01:12:07drew my friend,
01:12:08Bobby Stevens,
01:12:09out of school today
01:12:10for pulling some dumb prank.
01:12:12And I don't think
01:12:13that the medical profession
01:12:14can afford to lose
01:12:15a young man of his caliber.
01:12:19Mr. Hamilton.
01:12:20Mr. Hamilton.
01:12:23Look, I don't want to tire you out
01:12:24or nothing,
01:12:25but this is very important to me.
01:12:28What's your name?
01:12:31Ralph.
01:12:32Oh, that's a cute name for a girl.
01:12:35Wow.
01:12:38Mr. Hamilton,
01:12:39I just want to ask you
01:12:40to use your influence
01:12:41on Dean Bradley.
01:12:42Ask him...
01:12:44Mr. Hamilton.
01:12:46Oh, every little thing, Ralphie.
01:12:49Why don't you just hop in there
01:12:50and bed next to me?
01:12:52Mr. Hamilton,
01:12:53I don't think...
01:12:53Mr. Hamilton,
01:12:54I don't think you understand.
01:12:56Oh, I understand perfectly.
01:12:58You're everything I want.
01:12:59No, I'm not,
01:13:00Mr. Hamilton.
01:13:01Oh, come to Ozzy, Ralphie.
01:13:04Mr. Hamilton,
01:13:04it's not what you think.
01:13:06Oh, I want you, Ralphie.
01:13:07I want you.
01:13:08But you can't have me.
01:13:09Oh, but I must,
01:13:10I need you.
01:13:11I must have you.
01:13:15Oh.
01:13:27Whoops.
01:13:36Alma, look.
01:13:37Mr. Hamilton's room.
01:13:38Oh, my God,
01:13:40his heart's stopped.
01:13:44Oh, my God.
01:13:45Gar, get that nurse.
01:13:47Dr. Dales, room 203.
01:13:49Dr. Dales, room 203.
01:13:50Dad.
01:13:53Dales is a genius.
01:13:54He'll save him.
01:14:01Time to call.
01:14:02Minute of the night.
01:14:03Yes.
01:14:03Bradley?
01:14:05You've got your ceremony.
01:14:06Osgood Hamilton is dead.
01:14:09Are you sure?
01:14:12Yeah, he's a goner.
01:14:15What's going on here?
01:14:16Oh, my God.
01:14:18Get him downstairs
01:14:19and pack him in ice.
01:14:20We've got to lower
01:14:20his body temperature
01:14:21until we freeze him
01:14:22at the ceremony.
01:14:23Oh.
01:14:24Oh.
01:14:24Oh.
01:14:24Oh.
01:14:24Oh.
01:14:25Oh.
01:14:25Oh.
01:14:25Oh.
01:14:25Oh.
01:14:25Oh.
01:14:25Oh.
01:14:25Oh.
01:14:25Oh.
01:14:25Oh.
01:14:26Oh.
01:14:26Oh.
01:14:26Oh.
01:14:27Oh.
01:14:27Oh.
01:14:27Oh.
01:14:27Oh.
01:14:27Oh.
01:14:27Oh.
01:14:27Oh.
01:14:28Oh.
01:14:28Oh.
01:14:28Oh.
01:14:28Oh.
01:14:28Oh.
01:14:28Oh.
01:14:28Oh.
01:14:28Oh.
01:14:29Oh.
01:14:29Oh.
01:14:29Oh.
01:14:30Oh.
01:14:30Oh.
01:14:31Oh.
01:14:32Get a couple of orderlies
01:14:33down here to pack up
01:14:34Mr. Hamilton.
01:14:35Yes, ma'am.
01:14:35Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Hamilton.
01:15:04Help me, my lord.
01:15:05Oh.
01:15:06I knew you'd come back to me.
01:15:12You're supposed to be dead.
01:15:13Oh, but I can adjust her.
01:15:15I'll be really, really, really.
01:15:17You'd sit quiet beside you.
01:15:19Shh.
01:15:20He died peacefully around one o'clock
01:15:22this morning.
01:15:23Mr. Hamilton's heart appears to have
01:15:25failed shortly after he left his bed
01:15:27to make his way to a small desk to make out
01:15:28checks to a charitable organization.
01:15:31Mr. Hamilton will be frozen at a special ceremony
01:15:33at Brantford Medical School at 2 p.m.
01:15:35today.
01:15:36$10 million will be donated toward the establishment
01:15:39of a cryonics research center in his name.
01:15:41Thank you, gentlemen.
01:15:42Mr. Hamilton, did you have a chance to say goodbye
01:15:44to your father?
01:15:45Mr. Hamilton's body was packed in ice, sealed immediately.
01:15:49I stood by his side.
01:15:50I stood by his side.
01:15:51Very end, hoping against hope.
01:15:52No, no.
01:15:53I didn't.
01:15:54No.
01:15:55He didn't.
01:15:56Bobby!
01:15:57Look, I didn't want to go through a mushy goodbye scene.
01:16:03No, no, no.
01:16:04Berman explained everything.
01:16:05And after the ceremony, he's going to talk to the board of trustees on your behalf.
01:16:09And he thinks that there's a really good chance that you'll be reinstated.
01:16:10Yeah?
01:16:11Yeah?
01:16:12Yeah.
01:16:13But he wants you to keep your nose absolutely clean.
01:16:14Not even a wrong number.
01:16:15And most important, stay away from the dean.
01:16:16Stevens!
01:16:17Come on.
01:16:18We've got drustry hearts on the day.
01:16:19No, no.
01:16:20Yeah.
01:16:21Yeah.
01:16:22No, no.
01:16:23I think that's just the sort of thing that Berman wants Bobby to avoid.
01:16:25Well, I didn't want to go through a mushy goodbye scene.
01:16:26No, no, no.
01:16:27Berman explained everything.
01:16:28And after the ceremony, he's going to talk to the board of trustees on your behalf.
01:16:29And he thinks that there's a really good chance that you'll be reinstated.
01:16:30Yeah?
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:33But he wants you to keep your nose absolutely clean.
01:16:34Not even a wrong number.
01:16:35And most important, stay away from the dean.
01:16:36Stevens!
01:16:37Come on.
01:16:38We've got drustry hearts on the day.
01:16:39No, no.
01:16:40I think that's just the sort of thing that Berman wants Bobby to avoid.
01:16:44I don't believe you two.
01:16:45Where's your sense of responsibility?
01:16:46We've got a pageant to put on.
01:16:48Oh, God.
01:16:54Who the hell is that?
01:16:55Ah, some derelict I picked up at the hospital.
01:16:58I'm just taking him for a ride.
01:17:02Nice to meet you.
01:17:09People are crowded and around me as the start of history's first cryonic ceremony is less
01:17:18than a few minutes away.
01:17:19It's beginning to look like a who's who in Brantford down here on the floor of the Gaylord
01:17:23Harper Memorial Auditorium.
01:17:25When the ceremony begins, Mr. Hamilton will be removed from a sealed container and placed
01:17:30into a tank of nitrogen where he will be frozen until such time as medical science finds
01:17:35a way to bring him back.
01:17:37All right, let's get organized here.
01:17:40In one hour, we have to go into the auditorium and put on a show.
01:17:47I don't know about this, Bobby.
01:17:48I do.
01:17:49Don't worry.
01:17:50It's all harmless fun.
01:17:51The dean never shows up at these things anyway.
01:17:52Yeah, what does the dean know about fun?
01:17:54It's good to have you back, pal.
01:17:56It's good to be back.
01:17:57But don't ever try and take the fall by yourself again.
01:18:00Okay?
01:18:01Okay.
01:18:02We're in this together, right?
01:18:03Right.
01:18:04One for one and all for all.
01:18:06It works for me.
01:18:07Break.
01:18:09You're welcome.
01:18:10Hey, Ralph.
01:18:11Bad news.
01:18:12The pageant's off.
01:18:13Hamilton died.
01:18:14They took over the auditorium for his freezing ceremony.
01:18:16Can you believe the old fart picked a day to die?
01:18:17Oh, the old fool.
01:18:18Ruining your ceremony.
01:18:19I am proud to be associated with the loving, generous Hamilton family.
01:18:21Only yesterday, in his hospital room, Osgood and I were sharing a moment together.
01:18:22When he turned to me and he said,
01:18:23When he turned to me and he said,
01:18:24Gordy, Gordy, when I was in the hospital room, Osgood and I were sharing a moment together.
01:18:25When he turned to me and he said,
01:18:26Gordy, when I was in the hospital room, Osgood and I were sharing a moment together.
01:18:27When he turned to me and he said,
01:18:28Gordy, when I go, don't let them cry for me.
01:18:29Don't let them cry for me.
01:18:30I am proud to be associated with the loving, generous Hamilton family.
01:18:31Only yesterday, in his hospital room, Osgood and I were sharing a moment together.
01:18:34When he turned to me and he said,
01:18:35Gordy, when I go, don't let them cry for me.
01:18:41Tell them the old man is just taking a few days off.
01:18:44Gathering school.
01:18:45I am proud to be associated with the loving, generous Hamilton family.
01:18:48Only yesterday, in his hospital room, Osgood and I were sharing a moment together.
01:18:51When he turned to me and he said,
01:18:52Gordy, when I go, don't let them cry for me.
01:18:57Tell them the old man is just taking a few days off.
01:19:02Gathering strength for the rest of his life.
01:19:07Ladies and gentlemen, Osgood Hamilton will be back.
01:19:12I'll make sure of that.
01:19:21And now, let the ceremony of life begin.
01:19:25Like the mountains and the valleys, he will stay with us forever.
01:19:35In the timeless place we know he will stay.
01:19:43He will dwell among the angels.
01:19:48And we know that he will never have to leave us when he comes to come to stay.
01:20:00We will know him when the angels speak his name.
01:20:06And we'll say it's time to be with us again.
01:20:18So let's celebrate his leaving home.
01:20:24Close!
01:20:36Close!
01:20:37Get out!
01:20:52Get out!
01:20:58Are we on TV?
01:20:59Oh yeah, man.
01:21:00We're on TV!
01:21:01We're on TV!
01:21:01We're on TV!
01:21:02Maybe we misjudged Gordon.
01:21:09This looks like fun.
01:21:32Have I abandoned Hamilton?
01:22:02You're in deep trouble.
01:22:32We're broken, you're left.
01:22:38The school's going to go where I was left.
01:22:40What's left?
01:22:41What's left?
01:22:42You're left.
01:22:43Right, left.
01:22:44If I was a plastic surgeon, I would make my girl a virgin.
01:22:49What's left?
01:22:50You guys were really lucky this time.
01:22:53I think twice about ruining my medical career over practical jokes.
01:22:57You know, Nancy's right.
01:22:58A lot of good people went out on a limb to help us here today, and being a doctor is a big responsibility.
01:23:03So before we think about pulling any more irresponsible pranks, we better consider the consequences.
01:23:07You're right, Bobby.
01:23:08I guess we've been a little, uh, selfish?
01:23:10Uh-huh.
01:23:11Pretty selfish.
01:23:13Hey, I'm proud of you guys.
01:23:15So what do you say we pull ourselves together, straighten up, and fly right?
01:23:18Put our noses to the grindstone.
01:23:20Yeah, apply a little elbow grease.
01:23:22Ship up or shape out.
01:23:24Whatever.
01:23:25So what do you say, guys?
01:23:29Nah!
01:23:30Nah!
01:23:33Out of the dark and into the open, where do we go from here?
01:23:39No looking back, jump into the fire, nothing more left to fear.
01:23:45We give it up for moments of madness, it's all a fantasy.
01:23:49I tell you, you've made my escape in search of a new dream.
01:23:54Looking for ecstasy.
01:23:57One down, one left to go.
01:23:59You push the needle to the red.
01:24:03Bedlights burning, no one's slowing you down.
01:24:08Take off, you leave me behind.
01:24:10I hold you, call my one ahead.
01:24:14Caught this tunnel, no one's bringing you around.
01:24:17Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
01:24:22It's all in the game.
01:24:25Sometimes you win, sometimes you win.
01:24:36Anywhere that you look, see you right through me.
01:24:39Where do we go from here?
01:24:41Can't hear the rhyme and can't see the reason.
01:24:45Where do we go from here?
01:24:48One down, one left to go.
01:24:50You push the needle to the red.
01:24:54Headlights burning, no one's slowing you down.
01:24:59Take off, you leave me behind.
01:25:01And I hope you come out, one ahead.
01:25:05Caught this tunnel, no one's bringing you around.
01:25:10Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
01:25:14It's all in the game.
01:25:16Sometimes you don't, sometimes you do.
01:25:19It's always the same.
01:25:22Sometimes you're right, sometimes you're wrong.
01:25:25There's no one to pay.
01:25:26Sometimes you win, sometimes you win.
01:25:44One down, one left to go.
01:25:47You push the needle to the red.
01:25:50Headlights burning, no one's slowing you down.
01:25:54Take off, you leave me behind.
01:25:58I hope you come out, one ahead.
01:26:01Caught this tunnel, no one's bringing you around.
01:26:07Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
01:26:10It's all in the game.
01:26:13Sometimes you don't, sometimes you do.
01:26:16It's always the same.
01:26:19Sometimes you're right, sometimes you're wrong.
01:26:21There's no other way.
01:26:24Sometimes you win, sometimes you win.
01:26:30Sometimes you win.
01:26:35I said you're gonna win, you're gonna win.
01:26:38I said you're right, sometimes you win.
01:26:39I said you're right, sometimes you win.
01:26:40I said you're right, sometimes you win.
01:26:41I said you're right, sometimes you win.
01:26:42I said you're right, sometimes you win.
01:26:43I said you're right, sometimes you win.
01:26:44I said you're right, sometimes you win.
01:26:45I said you're right, sometimes you win.
01:26:46I said you're right, sometimes you win.
01:26:47I said you're right, sometimes you win.
01:26:48I said you're right, sometimes you win.
01:26:49I said you're right, sometimes you win.
01:26:50I said you win.
01:26:51I said you win.
01:26:52I said you win.
01:26:53I said you win.
01:26:54I said you win.
01:26:55I said you win.
01:26:56I said you win.
01:26:57I said you win.
01:26:58I said you win.
01:26:59I said you win.
01:27:00I said you win.
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